Hotel Takeover Takeaways

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Speaker1: Test. Do you want me to test, test? Yes, I do. Test. All right, good. So we're good to go. Put the ways on. And then we're good to go. You good? I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Pull out of here. We're on our way for clip to play. Yay! Welcome back, everyone, to an all-new episode of the My Secret Seduction podcast. As you can tell, we're on the road again. This seems to be the best way to do it for now, even with the kid out of the house. Right? Yeah, I think so. Okay, yeah, we're doing a podcast. I know you're doing your nails, but you have to respond to me. So we're on our way to the Club for Play Hotel Takeover tonight in Meriden, Connecticut. And so we're already behind schedule, as per usual, for us. Not always. I shouldn't say that. That's not fair. But maybe something we could talk about this time around is what to bring with you for a hotel takeover and what to expect. Yep. All right. So I would say first thing to do when it comes to making sure you've got stuff with you, the obvious things, the condoms. Most of these hotel takeovers are BYOB. Some of them have a bar area where if you're going to sit there, they expect you to buy drinks. Club for Play was that way. And now suddenly they're not serving alcohol anymore. It's just bring your own alcohol. So we've got our Wild Turkey American Honey ready to go for tonight. Which is better, honestly, because the bar tab, when they tell you you have to buy from the bar, the bar tab can get high. So it definitely saves you a bit of money if you bring your own. I wonder what facilitated that. I wonder if it was maybe they just didn't want the responsibility anymore because there is a fair amount of heavy drinking going on in some of these. Maybe. Parties, possibly. I'm curious what prompted that. Yeah. Because, I mean, yeah, how does the hotel make money? I mean, obviously off the rooms, but... Well, the rooms, and apparently the restaurant is still open, so we can still get food. Okay. So, you know, I'll be looking forward to my chicken sandwich. But, yeah, I mean, condoms, liquor, those things. But then there are things that maybe you don't think of. Like, for instance, being what will be a fully packed hotel... Also, we'll include people coming who are staying outside the hotel, but will still use the hotel facilities because they paid for the event. You should bring towels, for one thing. Oh, yeah. If you're going to be using the pool. If there's a pool and you're using the pool. Yeah. Yeah, this one doesn't have a pool, so we didn't bring extra towels because we'll have them in our room, but yeah. Don't they have a pool? No. I could have sworn they did. No. Or if they do, they don't let you use it. Right. Silver and Spicy lets you use the pool, lets you use it naked. But yeah, you should bring your own towels because there'll probably not be enough to go around. I also find that with a lot of these hotel takeovers, you don't have the staff like cleaning up the room the way you would with like at a normal, you know, if you're staying at a hotel, like a normal stay where like if you stay two nights, you know, in the evening, they'll come and they'll make up your room. A lot of times with these hotel takeovers, they just don't do that. Right. Probably the staff wants stuff. to do with it and they're like I ain't going into these nasty people's rooms. So you might want to bring something in the way of a garbage bag or two for your own especially you know if you're decorating the room and you've brought all the stuff packed in the boxes like because you're just removing them for the first time so you throw the boxes out that little garbage can they give you in the bathroom and the one in the room itself fills up. Doesn't last long. Yeah it fills up pretty quickly. Definitely fills up fast. Yeah so some garbage bags would be a good idea. Garbage bags. And then I think you could also, if you're into sex toys, bring sex toys, bring lube, bring toy cleaner, all that kind of stuff that you might want to bring. You definitely don't have to if you're not into it, but if you want to, bring your stuff. Right. And then in terms of, this is something we always forget and then end up either buying on the way or when we get there, water. I always forget. about packing water and you know the hotels they don't necessarily you know put water in your room um and the price of water would probably be ridiculous yeah so like get like you know a you know a jug of water or a bunch of water whatever you want to do but just bring it because you're going to want it you're going to want to stay hydrated especially if you're drinking right right and our general rule is two drinks one water yeah you know so that way yeah exactly pacing ourselves exactly you know so there's that And then snacks. Snacks. That's actually. Something we didn't write. We're only there for the one night. We're only there for the one night. So it's not. But if you're doing a two-night thing, you will really appreciate snacks, especially after play sessions. Yeah. Whether it's for yourself or offering your guests. Right. Yeah. And like, you know, just, you know, like chips or granola bars or like whatever it is that you like. Just things that are like, you know, easy. Because sometimes if you want to like attend all the events, sometimes it can be a very packed schedule. and getting away to grab a meal, you know, may be difficult. So sometimes it's just nice to be able to grab something quick in your room. Right, right. A lot of these have themes. So, of course, always remember your costumes and such if you're going to do that. Like, for instance, tonight is glow back to school. I don't get the glow part, but the back to school, we're ready. You're the naughty student. Yes. And I'm the professor. I've even got my jacket with the patches on the shoulders. And his paddle. And his paddle. And my paddle. So to punish you and anybody else who. Other naughty girls. Other naughty girls. You know. So. And if you're going to, because a lot of these do it, they have what's called the party floor. Now for Silver and Spicy, it's the second floor. For Club for Play, it's the third floor. If you are choosing to be on the party floor, you are expected. to basically host a party in your room, which means that you should have more than just enough alcohol for yourself. You might want to do a lot of people do shots. We did shots. Yeah. When we did it for Silver and Spicy, we're not doing the party floor this time. We got a nice room on the first floor. It'll be easy for us to get out of there in the morning. Yeah. This is our first time going back to Club for Play for a while. You know, I think we may have mentioned before, nothing against them at all they run a good operation we just were very very new i think our first one was maybe what three months four months into yeah yeah we had just really gotten so we you know we were like stumbling around trying to find our way as new people in the lifestyle and yeah we we made yeah we made mistakes so better to so we're you know now they got people saying what basically there were i drank way too much you drank way too much way too much we didn't communicate with each other no like we should have no we did not communicate And so certain things just didn't go the way we planned. Yeah. So it wasn't, you know, it was not a good, good experience, but we learned from it. Like everything else in life, when things don't go your way or, you know, things go sideways, you do have the opportunity to learn from it, which I think we, I think we have. And, um, now we're going back and we're seasoned pros. We're seasoned pros. We're going to make all new mistakes. Yay. Yeah. Um, so yeah. So this time, yeah, we didn't want to do the party floor. because we like the idea of just being able to go to a quieter floor. Right. Because the party floor is busy. There's people milling around. The doors are all open to the rooms. You could go from room to room. You know, people like Jay said has shots. A lot of times people might have food, little snacks. Yeah. So, yeah, and oftentimes people will also go out of their way to decorate their rooms too. Yes, and that's the other thing too, you know, decorate. We're not doing any of that. We're not decorating the door. We're not, we're just, that's, that's our to sleep. We're keeping it simple. Might we bring people back? Sure. Sure. That's always a possibility. But we're not getting into it that deep because we just want to, you know, see if we're good, you know. And if so, we'll continue to go to Club for Play. And again, I would highly recommend it that you try it if you're in the tri-state area on the East Coast, even Massachusetts. There's people coming from Washington, D.C. Oh, yeah. They're traveling for this. I mean, my understanding is we're up to about 400 people at this event. Wow, really? Yeah, yeah. There are over 200 couples going. That's great. Yeah, if I'm not mistaken. Or maybe I'm thinking 200 people, over 100 couples. But either way, that's really a good turnout for a one-night event, too. And that's the other thing, too. Hotel takeovers can either be one or two nights. If it's two nights, then be prepared with, you know, like Sue says, the snacks and such. Not as much with the one-nighter. I mean, it's up to you. It's up to you if you're like, you know. But it's just something like you might not think about packing when you're running, you know, when you get thrown stuff together. Right. So these are all just little things that we've kind of figured out, learned over time, you know, where we would go to something like this and be like, oh, I wish we had packed X, Y, Z. Right. You know, or them like running out to like pick something up. So, you know, these are just some things. And then I think also in terms of like dress, right? And I think this might be more of importance or of interest to the ladies that are listening. But when you're thinking about what to dress. So, you know, most of these takeovers are going to have some sort of a theme. So, you know, and it's not mandatory typically. But usually you want to feel like you're part of the experience. And, you know, it's fun to dress up in the theme. Definitely. Absolutely. But I would also just say make sure that you, you know, If you like high heels, great, but make sure you also just have comfortable shoes too. You know, you're going to want to be able. And then, you know, if you're, you know, at a hotel takeover for a couple of days, like during the day, you might want to run out and go to like a restaurant for lunch. Like make sure you have clothes that are just comfortable that you could just kind of hang in. Don't feel like you have to like have all a wardrobe of sexy outfits, you know, for the entire time. You can definitely dress in your regular clothes, comfortable shoes. Like make sure you have that with you because you'll, You'll want it, for sure. And be aware that if you're going to, as a number of people did last night, they showed up early to pregame and just hang out and such. The hotel is still a regular hotel at that time, so you definitely need clothing. That's appropriate. That's appropriate because there's probably kids and all still there. Yeah, you don't need to be running through the hotel in front of families like half naked. That's not a good thing. I mean, as we're on our way now, I would say the party has started. because it's after 3, which would normally be check-in for the next day. So everybody who was there the night before is long gone. So now it's a safe bet. If you want your butt cheeks to hang out or show your boobs or whatever, not so bad. There are areas, though, where you also cannot be naked, and they will designate it to you when you arrive there. So that's another reason why you should always have some comfortable clothes to wear as well. Right. Yeah, definitely follow the rules. Some places are very, very particular about what you can wear or not wear and where you can wear or not wear these things. So definitely, you know, the place that the takeover we're going to, what they had done previously, they'll probably have it again, is they have like a poster board with all the rules in the front to read. Make sure you're familiar with it. You don't want to, you don't want to like do something stupid and, you know, get kicked out or banned or whatever. So just be respectful. Be aware of what the regulations or the rules are. for the particular takeover that you're at. Right. Right. Like Silver and Spicy, second floor party. Sure. If you're running around with your top off or whatever, or even as you and I did walking down a hallway at one point totally naked. Yeah. That's fine. But you're not walking naked through the lobby, even with all the windows covered up. And they do. You know, these places will cover up the windows. They've got big signs up saying it's a private function. No one is allowed in. He's at the door making sure of that. And one other thing to also remember, most of these places expect you first to check in with the party. Yeah. So go to the host table first before you head to check into your room. You will not be given your room key at most of these places until you've got your band, your wristband, which you have to keep on the whole weekend if you're doing the two nights. Yeah. Well, even the one night, but you got to keep it on. Yeah. So I think that's about What to expect? It really depends on who's, you know, organizing the event. So sometimes, you know, most always there's dancing, right? There's usually always, you know, dance floor and dancing. DJ. Sometimes, like, you know, we love the Silver and Spicy events because they have a lot of different events that are lined up. They do karaoke and... Liquor tasting. Liquor tasting and the Swingo game and all that. That's a lot of fun. You know, sometimes these hotel takeovers will have like a dungeon room area that you could go to, like a BDSM to check out. I think Club Giggity did that. Yeah, Club Giggity did that. And workshops. And workshops. Sometimes they have workshops. So, you know, it really is, it kind of depends on who's throwing the event, but there could be, I think the club for play is a little bit more casual in terms of schedule. Like, they definitely have, like, they have a room crawl. Yes. Where, yeah, you could go, like, you know, to all the various rooms where people are hosting. On the party floor. And, you know, you have shots. Like, that's kind of before the actual party party starts. Then they have, like, the dance floor open. And then they have, they bring out, I think, snacks late at night. So, you know, there's, like, the schedule and a routine. And usually when you check into one of these things, you'll get all that information, like, either in a handout. or it'll be on a board somewhere. Right. So, um, there's that. And then I think like, you know, in terms of, in terms of like the play, uh, most of the time, I don't think we've ever been to a hotel takeover that had like an actual playroom. It's really in people's rooms. There's, there's a couple of them. I think club for play does it. They get a couple of rooms that are open for all. If I remember, like, if you don't want to take it back, your own room and you want to just use like they'll like get a block like a block of rooms like three or four or something like that and the doors are open and then it's kind of like though first come first serve for the beds right yeah right so um there's that but i also would say you know if you've never been to a hotel takeover i think the one thing to keep in mind it can be overwhelming yes um there's a lot of alcohol there's a lot of alcohol there's a lot of people typically so you know just make sure that, you know, you are a theme of pretty much everything. Make sure you are communicating with your partner, checking in with them. Yep. Make sure you're on the same page about things, you know, and if play happens and then that's great. But, you know, also if I think we've actually been to a hotel. Have we ever been to a hotel? Yes. We've been to hotel takeovers where there's been no play. Yeah. I think, well, wasn't Silver and Spicy? There was one where we didn't. I don't think we did. Right. And then, yeah, I think some of the other ones in Pennsylvania we didn't. Well, those were the ones we kind of just walked away from. Yeah. When I said Pennsylvania, I mean not Silver and Spicy in Scranton, but there were others we went to that just... That just wasn't our vibe. Yeah. So, you know, don't also go with... This is, again, kind of like a, you know, general rule about the lifestyle. Don't go into it with expectations. Yeah, obviously, you know, It would be great if things happened. But don't go into it with expectations. Kind of go with the mindset of, hey, I'm here to have fun. I'm here to have fun with my partner. We're going to dance. You're going to play with your partner regardless of what happens. And if more happens, then bonus. And if it doesn't, then you have fun and you got away for a night or two. Correct. Yep. Got away from the kids or the dogs. In our case, all of that. And all of that. And the bunny and the cat. Yeah. And that's what we're looking forward to tonight more than anything. Although, the nice thing about this, like with Silver and Spicy now, is we know people. Yeah. You know, and it's funny because when we first went to Silver and Spicy, we didn't really know anyone. We talked to some people. They have a, you know, kind of similar setup of their page, like Saints. And we talked to people. But it wasn't the same. The people we're going to see, we've been with before. We've hung out with them. We've played with some of them. So, you know, there's a bit more familiarity, a bit more comfort there for us. Yeah, yeah. That always helps. Right. And I think that's the other thing. If you're planning a hotel, planning to go to a hotel takeover, if, you know, it's always great if you know people that are going, but if you don't, that's okay, too. A lot of them, a lot of these places, you know, they might have their own website, like Club for Play has its own website, you could go look at who's attending, or for like Silver and Spicy, you could go on SLS and look, who's attending. And you can reach out to people ahead of time and just, you know, say hi, we're going to be there, you know, would love to meet up and, you know, for a drink. You know, we've done that, you know, in situations, you know, hotel takeovers as well as when we went to Saints, you know, the first couple of times. And it helps. It does help. It doesn't mean that, oh my God, if I reach out that they're going to, you know, I'm going to have to play with them. Like, no, you know, it's just, it's being friendly and it's just to have like, a face when you see them. Oh, yeah, we talked online. Let's grab that drink. And, you know, it could lead to something or maybe not. But it's just kind of nice to have that. That's Jay's first rule of swinging. Hello doesn't mean we're fucking. Yeah. Which some people get really put off when you're just saying hello and you're smiling. And it's like, hello, I'm just being friendly. Hello just means that. I just want to talk to you. And if something happens, if not, that's fine, too. Yeah. Yeah. There's an instance. There was one Philadelphia party we went to where it turns out, I guess, from the looks of it in the end, only the husband was communicating with us. And I guess he thought maybe his wife would get into it once we all four started talking with each other. But she clearly had her eye on a single guy. Do you remember that? Yes. Yeah. That was awkward. That was very awkward. And that was when we were still relatively new, too. Yeah, I think that's the other thing, too. If you are going to reach out to somebody ahead of time, make sure that you're both on the same page to do that. Yes. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I know that seems like a pretty obvious thing, but I think so many. There are so many who don't. They just sort of, you know, reach out. I mean, they will. They reach out. And again, like I say, they think, well, she'll she'll get along into it eventually. Or maybe he just thought. And you know, Here's the funny part. Maybe he thought it was just going to be the three of us at some point. Maybe. I don't know. It could have been. It might even be something like that now. If that was that kind of situation. Right. Because we're a bit more open. But we were so new. And we didn't realize it. He didn't communicate that either very well. Yeah. The whole thing. That was just an awkward. But you know. Yeah. Again. Yeah. You're going to have your awkward situations when you go to these things and in the lifestyle. It's just. It's awkward. Yeah. You're meeting people and, you know, that you're, like, thinking about having sex with. Right. As a couple. So, I mean, that's, you know, that's not exactly your typical conversation. So, there's going to be awkwardness at times. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So. When it works out, it can be super fun. Yes, it can. Yes, it can. So, I was thinking for Sexy Story Time. Oh, yeah. Last week's house party. Oh, yeah. That was fun. That was a lot. a lot of fun. We drove down to the Bronx to some people we know who we've been to before. They hold a house party every few months. They're very generous. Yeah, they don't charge or anything like that. And they don't open it up to like, they don't post it as like a party. They reach out to people that they are friends with or would like to get to know and invite people. It's like an invite only kind of a situation. Right. And they get a nice mix of people. I think what I think it was something like Six or seven couples? Not even? I think about that. About that. Yeah. Right? And like I said, we've been there before. So, you know, cool. We got invited back and we went down to the Bronx, got there, and there was a mix of new and old. A couple of new couples, but mostly people we already knew and met. From the last time. From the last time. I started talking to the husband. He's S. And she's S also. So I'm going to call them the cheesecakes. Because if you know S&S Cheesecake in the Bronx, then you know what I'm talking about. But I started talking to him. Very first time they were doing anything together. They'd had experiences separately. But now they were dating and they decided to give this a try. And here they were. And he's asking a lot of great questions. about the lifestyle and about how to approach and how to this, that, and the other thing. And we're just talking, him and I. We go downstairs to their basement, which is like a... I wouldn't say a playroom. It's more... Well, it is a playroom. They have all kinds of sex furniture down there. They have all kinds of sex furniture, but it's not like there's a bed or anything down there. It's... Well, it's mostly the furniture. Yeah. And toys. Yeah. Tons of toys. Oh, my God. They could open a store with the toys. Yeah. kind of dildo you could imagine from glass to rubber to... It's pretty impressive. Yeah, it was. It was. Because the host was giving a tour to the cheesecakes. And we had gone downstairs because we were like, you know, the last time we were here, we didn't all go out to the hot tub. It was open. He'd said anybody who wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go, I guess. And we didn't feel comfortable because it was our first time saying, can we use the hot tub? But this time we were like, let's do it. And he was like, sure. You know? So he and the two of us and this other woman and guy and... The woman. Ms. S. Yeah, Ms. S., the woman from that couple came. She went out. We all got naked, got in the hot tub, and just started hanging out and talking about our wildest experiences and what got us into the lifestyle and this, that, the other thing. And the host, the male host, was giving me a fabulous foot rub. Yes. I very much enjoyed. Yeah. Yeah. You were, you were getting so comfortable with that. Yeah. At one point you just looked at Ms. S and you were like smirking and you're like, can I kiss it? Well, actually, you know what I said was, cause there were two, so her and the other lady, both beautiful. And I said, can I kiss the ladies? Oh, that's it. That's right. Now the other ladies isn't into girls, which is fine, but. Disappointing. Disappointing, but that's okay. But Ms. S was all in there. for it. So we started making out in the hot tub. Yeah. And I think that made everybody kind of happy to look at. Yes. Well, everybody else was just watching. It kind of got quiet while you two. It got really quiet. I didn't really, honestly, I didn't even really notice because I was really enjoying making out with her. She has very soft lips. Yes. Very nice. Yes, she does. She did that for a little while. We got out of the tub, dried off. Well, because I said to her, you want to bring this inside. Yes. That's right. That's right. Yep. You were steering that whole night. Yeah, well. I'm not complaining. Don't get me wrong. So we go outside. We went upstairs, right? Well, we didn't go upstairs first. At first. Oh, we played in the playroom. We played in the playroom. You were going down on her on the couch. Yeah. And she was sucking me. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. And then the guy, not her man, but like another guy. Another guy who was in the hot tub. Yeah. Who we know, by the way. by the way, somebody that we've met before but never played with, he starts fingering me. Yep. And that was, that was fun. That was fun. I was kind of like, yeah, I was like, wow, okay, this is good. This is good. Yep. And then, and then we, we ended up going upstairs. Right. That's when the three of us went up and we found that Mr. S was actually already up there with the host's wife, hostess of the party and they were going at it. Right. So they were on the bed. And myself and Ms. S get on the bed. Now there's no room. Because it's the four of us on the bed. And you were there. And like there was another guy. Yeah. That you'd been talking to at the last party. Yeah. And you were like, I'm going to go in the other room. I said, is that okay? Yes, you did. We were going to join everybody, but there was not enough room. There wasn't. He was like, there's room, you know, on the other bed. I'm like, all right. You know, so I wanted to make sure you were okay with that. Yep. And you were. Yeah, absolutely. So. I didn't really get into it what like what exactly did you and he I mean I know things happen but like well I started off because he had remembered the last time at the party we didn't really like play for much but I gave him like I just kind of like sucked on his dick like a little bit like you know I wouldn't even call it a blowjob so it was like three seconds it was very as we were getting ready to go ready to go I know you were like I'm so I'm so I'm upstairs sitting on the couch waiting for you and I'm like what's keeping her he's like oh I remembered from last time you you know give a really nice blowjob. I'm like, okay, well, I can do it again. So that's how we started. Right. And, um, and then like, you know, he didn't really go down on me much, but he, he fucked me and it was pretty good. I gotta say we did doggy. You did doggy. And then he, and then like more like missionary kind of like with him standing at the edge of the bed though. Yeah. He, I saw him doing that also with another woman. Yeah. Um, no, no, uh, no riding. No, I didn't. No, no, I didn't ride him. Huh. Yeah. You like that. No, I just didn't happen. Didn't happen. So meanwhile, I'm in, you know, the other room. And like I said, Mr. S is going with the hostess. And Ms. S and I, she starts first going down on me again, like, and just continuing the blowjob. Now I'm just getting really good and hard. So I think first it was doggy style. Then, and by the time we'd gotten, like, done doggy style for a while, you came in. I came back. You came back into the room. You guys had finished. Yeah. And that's when you saw her, you know, reverse cowboy girl. Yeah. Oh, that was, yeah. And then that's when I think her husband came to me. Yes. Right. Or boyfriend, whatever. Well, boyfriend. Yeah. I'm just calling him Mr. S. Yes. And then there was the other guy too that I played with the last time and he was there. Yep. So they kind of took turns with me a bit. Yes. Yes, they did. And that was fun. That was fun. I was amazed at, You know, not to brag, but I do okay in lasting, but I lasted quite a while with her, especially while she was riding me. Yeah. Reverse cowgirl. Yeah. But she was, yeah, that was hot. It was. She had a little chain around her waist. Oh, I didn't see that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, she was wearing it in the tub at all. Oh, I didn't see that. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait, no, I did see it. That's right. And I commented because it was very pretty. Yes. Yes, that's right. Yeah. And then we finished. I think it was... Oh, no. That's right. Then I put her on her side because I know how much you love that. Yeah. To finish up on your side. So I did that with her. Yeah. I came and took a little break while she and Mr. S... Then, yeah. Then her husband... Yeah, yeah. Mr. S came over and he did... Yeah, he did her. He was doing her. Doggy, I think. Right. Yep. Yeah. And then I started fucking the hostess. Oh, right. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. And she'd been, you know, enjoying herself for a good part of the evening. I mean, I think I was like guy number four for her. So, you know, after a short time, she was kind of like, okay. And I'm like, all right, cool. Yeah. So then Ms. S goes back to giving me a blowjob while, you know, Mr. S is fucking her. So it was pretty wild. That was probably like one of my top five experiences. And then also, you forgot, I think, wasn't I lying on the bed and like kind of with my head back, giving you a blowjob too? For sure, yes. And then, and then, Mr. S was, was fucking, you know, Mrs. Doggy style and she told me, put your pussy in my face. That's right. Yeah. And then she started going down on me. Yep. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was just a crazy night. I mean, honestly, that, yeah, that's got to be in the top, because, you know, I mean, we don't usually have like, a lot of times it's just maybe another couple or, you know, that was pretty, that was pretty wild. That was pretty wild. Yeah, that was pretty wild. Yeah. I was in a very, oh, and the next day. Oh, you were just. I was, and so this is the thing, like when we have a really good play session like that, I am so horned up the next day and sometimes the next couple of days. Yep. Yes, you were. You were horned up that night. I mean. Oh, that's right. Yes, yes. We had to drive home and it's an hour away and all. I took advantage of you. Yes, you did. Yes. Yes, I did. Yep. Yep. I'm actually getting pretty horned up right now. Just thinking about it. Well, good. Well, we're on our way. There'll be people there to relieve you of that. We'll see. You never know. Well, that's it. We're just going to go. We're just going to have fun. If nothing else, you can relieve me. Yes. Yes, I can. And you will. Yes. Ooh, will I? I think this is one of our longer episodes, huh? A little longer. Yeah, by now. But I think also one of our steamier stories. Probably, yes. I would say yes. Yeah. So. So whatever stories we have from Club for Play, we'll save for the next episode. Yes. Yeah. So. All right. Well, then let's talk a little bit about what's coming up for us. Wicked Fun is back, as we said. Last episode, we were there for the VIP party. The place is gorgeous. It's so much bigger. It's going to handle more people with a lot more ease. I love the new island bed that they've got set up. I don't. You don't? No? Well, I don't know. You'll change your mind. Trust me. You will. So they have a bed in the main area that if you're really into being kind of an exhibitionist, you could just... There. Play in front of everybody. There's tables around and stuff so that people can sit and watch at the tables as you're on. They're calling it Pleasure Island. I think it's brilliant. It's absolutely brilliant. You know what? I think that it would depend on the circumstances. Right. Like anything else, I guess. Like you have a lot of liquor in you? No. No, but you know what? It's kind of like everybody's starting to gravitate there and there's a few of us and there's a few other people watching. I guess it's one thing. I guess in my brain, I kind of like had it more like, oh, it would be like me and you and maybe another couple and everybody would just be like sitting around staring, which would be weird for me. You know what it is? We've seen things like that. The fishbowl at Charisma, the room at, what's it called, down in New Orleans. Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about. You know, those are kinds of situations where you kind of got to get right into the room you know you got to and then and then it's like oh to me this thing the reason it works is first of all you're you're going to get changed anyway they're they're changing area and it's not changing because you're not changing you're getting naked there's lockers it's all in the same area yeah so you're already naked so to me it doesn't yeah it doesn't seem to make that big a deal yeah i see that you know um And also the nature of Wicked Fun is so relaxed and so chill that you don't think of those things. I mean, you and I walked through the old place naked, going from the swing to one of the rooms when we were bringing W in with us for that thing. So it's like, to me, I look at this, it's perfect because it's a big space. There's dance space to dance. And they're going to have dance music there. So anyway, we did the VIP. We're loving it. We're telling you, you got to head to wickedfund.com. If you're in the tri-state area, Massachusetts, Delaware, you can come on up. Nice hotels. In fact, it's relatively in the same areas we're heading for Club for Play. We're getting off the same exit for this. But we're going to be there for next Saturday, the 27th. for... It's like a disco. Disco, the 70s, yes, because one of the VIPs, it's his birthday. So we're going to be celebrating his birthday. And this is before they're, like, officially open. Yeah. And then we're there the following week for the official... No, we won't. No. We got other things going on. Picking up the boy. Oh, that's the weekend we're picking up the boy. After, yeah. After that. Okay. And then... Yeah, the boy's coming home for the weekend. Yeah. Oh, well. All right. So we're going down there for family weekend. That's a family weekend thing. Oh, fudge. Okay. Yeah. You start to get the dates mixed up in your head. And then on the 18th, we're going to have our sweatpants and leggings party. We're going to have our sweatpants and leggings party at Wicked Fun. So again, head on over to wickedfun.com for more information there on getting your tickets. Because we're hoping to pack the place and get it to max capacity. Like we did last in the old location with the St. Patrick's Day party. And besides, it's such a great theme. So simple. And if anybody wants, the ladies with their leggings, you can sit on my face with your leggings and I will show you. It's a good thing. It's a fun thing. It's a fun thing, right? Something we kind of discovered. Yes. Well, I really like it anyways. Well, it's my kink. I like women in leggings and I like when they sit on me. You know? And, you know, I certainly, like the last one time you did it, I just started doing it. I just figured you'd tell me stop doing that or something. You're getting my pants wet or something. But then you started going, oh, oh. And next thing you know, yeah, we had a thing. We had a thing. You know? And then the following weekend is, it's not Silver and Spicy, but it's a hotel takeover by the same group that does Silver and Spicy IPG. Right. And it's their Halloween thing. And then the weekend, after that is back to Club for Play for their Halloween thing. November 1st. November. Yeah. Not for Club for Play. No. Oh, I'm sorry. We get fun. It was like, wait a minute. We're not going to Club for Play. No, no. Sorry. I got confused. Yeah. We get fun on November 1st. Yep. So. So that's, yeah, that's October. It's turning out to be a busy fall. Yeah. A really busy fall. Yeah. It's a good thing I'm not doing my video work anymore. Yeah. Right. Oh, anyway. Well. I think that's it for this time around. Stay tuned. We still got to also talk to Steve and get him on to talk some more about Wicked Fun and what people expect coming up in the weeks and months ahead. Yes. So, but until then, folks, this is Jay. This is us. And we're saying, keep swinging. Bye. Bye. So, let's get started. 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