Send us Fan MailThis week we talk about how to deal with and how singles are treated and should be treated. Is Every Single male a creeper? Is every single female Bat Shit Crazy? Tune in and get our take on this hot topicCheck out all our shows at: http://www.buzzsprout.com/181336krazykasbh.comfollow us on twitter @TruthKrazy to our YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/kasbhSend us an email at krazy.kasbh@gmail.com
Transcript
Speaker1: hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you spunk lube our newest sponsor check out spunk lube today at spunk lube.com and hey make sure In the coupon code you put casbah k-a-s-b-h and receive your 10 discount on all spunk lube products we personally use it and love it get yours today hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy. This would take and be episode, I'm pretty sure it's like 24, yeah, 24, episode 24 today and we are super excited to be here. I'm your host with the most, I am Cole, this is my guest, my guest, my co-host, the lovely lovely Miss Amanda. Or guests. It's okay. I'm just here. So you all know, hey, guess what? This is the Crazy Truth recorded via a hangover. I know that you take and we'll get... We record early, so you hear the show is about two weeks later. So we just had a Halloween party last night, and yeah, we slept for like an hour. We're tired. We're old. All right, so you know how we always start the show. We're not old. We stayed up too late. We stayed up too late. You know how we start every show with weird sex news? Okay, so I don't have a weird sex news story because I figured live and in person was so much more better and personable i'm just gonna say you'll never find anything as weird as uh watching people have sex with their costume still on because i can honestly say i witnessed a crayon fucking a pumpkin last night did you see that was the crayon fucking the pumpkin or was the pumpkin i mean the pumpkin was fucking the crayon it was the other way around actually you would have thought it was one way but yes no i missed that one yep i watched where was i uh you were having uh you were putting on a show oh there is video available we sure it'll probably be circulating soon any point in time check born hub you may. You may see it because we don't know who all got video of it. Speaker2: Yeah. Speaker1: Yeah, no, I was watching that. I was watching a male hooker dressed as a female. The costume was a hooker. Speaker2: Right. Speaker1: Getting a blowjob from a panda while he was eating brains off the table oh yeah how did i miss that because you were using a double fucking dildo and putting on a show remember and you missed a lot during your show i guess so wow i mean and i was only catching a glimpse of this because I was watching the show. So real life is much, much stranger. Man, I wasn't, well, I wouldn't say I was in a bad position, but I couldn't see anything. You were in a unique position. I don't know about unique. No, because that was your round two with that. So you guys did much better. much better with the with the strapless strap on dildo you guys are kind of figuring it out now no we really didn't use it effectively it's still not become an attachment up to your body not quite yet it still squirts out in random spots which is entertaining itself but don't worry none of the people that were taking video now i'm telling you what there were people going for porn shot angles that was so fucking funny i just I'll see okay next time just watch okay it's like i've never and people are so friendly and helpful at halloween parties do you know how many people are offering to lend a hand if you needed one well the one that guys did you got is, did you see my costume? Yeah, on the dance floor, and it's nothing. You're a flasher, and there's nothing. So, no, we're good. You were getting people. If you had a flat tire on the side of the road and pouring rain with no clothes on, you wouldn't get as many people to offer to help as you two got last night. If you need something, I can help you out yeah no we're good we're good that's that's yeah that was that was awesome so there's our weird our weird weird sex news it's just real halloween stories are awesome it's not weird it's just awesome yeah it is weird watching a pumpkin fuck a crayon you don't see that every day i don't know if i'm gonna going to be. That's a marketing genius thing there. Okay. All right. So tonight, okay, I don't have a set location from where this question came from. Okay. Because for the last week and a half, two weeks, we've answered this question, which we have this question come up every year around party time. Right? Okay. So as we all know, party time, this is the greatest party time of the year uh and so the question always comes up singles how do we deal with how do we deal with singles right because the first the first thing well we look at everything a little different we could take everything in terms of it's equal males or females. But the big question always comes up, single males. Why do single males? Okay, so there's like six questions. What? Six questions involved with this. Why do single males have to pay more at some places? Why are single males limited? Why do people not like single males i mean we hear this all the time so going into a halloween party of course this is a huge huge issue all the way across so let's start off with this number one the issue of singles whether it be single females or single males i'm sorry a lot of people go it's a big deal all over the place no it's not it's not it look if you're gonna have a house party right and you want to keep that house party eight to ten people Okay.
Speaker3:
Okay. Okay.
Speaker1:
Okay.
Speaker3:
Okay. Okay.
Speaker2:
Okay. of people go it's a big deal all over the place no it's not it's not it look if you're gonna have a house party right and you want to keep that house party eight to ten people how many single males you have is important right because you're talking about ratios right dicks to vaginas right to cooters right but if you're talking about a party of five six seven hundred look you are not going to have
Speaker1:
a sausage fest at a party like that it's just not going to happen what's wrong with having more options well spoken like a true girl give me penis give me penis or give me death no the thing is i okay the reason why people are concerned is if you have too many flapping dicks and not enough
Speaker2:
Thank you. give me penis give me penis or give me death no the thing is i okay the reason why people are
Speaker1:
concerned is if you have too many flapping dicks and not enough open cooters that it's going to be that the the single males are going to get really aggressive towards the couples trying to get they want to get their they want to get their dick in line right so that's the big concern well but here's the thing so what so many people do is they go well we want to make sure we have way more single females than we do single males because single females are always perfect they're angels okay here's the reality of it let's start with that part of it first the reality of it is simply put not every couple and we all like to think it and that the outside world believes that every woman that is a swinger likes dick and pussy that they're all bisexual and that is not no that's not true that is not true so when you take and you try to eliminate or limit the number of single males what you're actually doing is you're hurting some of those couples uh you're hurting some of those couples that are actually taking and they're not looking for a single female they want to have a buffet of of cocks to choose from right right so number one you single males play a very important role they want you need to have them to be able to take and fulfill people that are looking for threesomes or that want to play with with a single male right and you don't want to just have two to choose from you may have cock a or you may have cock b which would you prefer you want to make sure you have a lot of them right the other thing that goes right along with that is and again is this we don't speak for everybody i understand that send all hate mail to cold don't care uh that not not every couple will meet up and hook up with a single female as fast as they will with a single male because there tends to be more of an emotional scenario with that or that's what we have found. I mean, let's face it. When you are talking about hooking up with a single female, I think it is easier for two guys to figure out, yeah, we we're cool with this we're cool with this versus for two females to figure out yeah we're cool with this not always nothing's 100 but a lot of times there's a little more that goes into that whether or not you know the single that the single female is going to fit in that even just for one time would you agree with that why do you think that is because you're you're the complicated species well you are why why i mean what goes into it with a single female more than a single male there isn't it's just girls think different than guys girls probably a little bit more possessive and blah but if you think
Speaker3:
about it
Speaker1:
of some of the couples when they were looking, starting off in the lifestyle, they started off with looking for a single female. Yeah, well, everybody starts off looking for a single female. That's why they're called unicorn kids. Otherwise, they'd be called something like cows. Because there's lots of cows. Well, I'm saying there's lots of cows. There's herds of cows everywhere. How many unicorns do you see? I'm going to get hate mail on this one for fucking sure. This is going to be awesome. Well, you know what I mean.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker1:
Okay, there's a lot. Okay, let's do a better example.
Speaker3:
Bad example, but whatever.
Speaker1:
Okay, well, let's do ticks. There's a lot okay let's do a better example okay well let's do ticks there's there there is lots and lots of i don't know pick it butterflies there we go there's lots of butterflies there's not lots of unicorns so that's why that's why everybody's looking for the the great unicorn well some people would say the great white buffalo but that would be just as offensive and i'd be in trouble but also think about a majority of men well i say majority i don't know if i can really say majority send all your hate mail to miss amanda yeah whatever but when it comes to hooking up guys are more couples most of the time okay a guy would rather have a threesome with a female than a threesome with a male right okay you are never that way you can go you know we can start off with female with male male female yeah well because it's hot watching you get fucked i mean it is it's just one of those things it's hot watching you get fucked so yes but so everybody's looking for that but i think that there's the emotional factor that plays into it more it's like guys are throw away that's what it is guys are easier throw away all right so regardless regardless of why it just it tends to be people can be a little more comfortable hooking up with another male on the spot versus a female i think i think part of what it is is really is we've talked about this before how like you know making sure everybody has equal time whatever with think about this for a second with two girls that's six holes and one penis okay well i mean seriously but if you have if you have two guys and one girl it's three to two the ratio is easier so a girl has to be you you now you look at me with this look but you have to be a little more comfortable knowing that amount of split time and whatever that's going to happen okay so granted everybody everybody wants a male or everybody wants a female because it's harder to find but males are more apt to just jump right in and say here i am pick me choose me choose me okay so we get that why they're important okay the other thing is a lot of times single females not every single female out there is looking to hook up with a couple no there is a lot of single females that are in lifestyle that they prefer maybe they prefer some girl time but maybe also they prefer to just hook up with a single male so if you eliminate the single male a party. You are in essence eliminating some of the single females that might show up. Because there's really nothing for them. They also don't want to split time. They don't want to go through. They're not interested in couples. They don't want to share. So people forget that where the lifestyle now has singles in it. You need to kind of coordinate it accordingly. You need to offer and make sure that there's something for everybody to have there a little bit the problem that you have is that single males consistently have this bad reputation of being aggressive being creepers being you know kind of stupid being tools right and yes where we run a huge page we see it every single day there are a lot of single guys in the lifestyle that are thirsty right if you say hi to them we've talked about this before that must mean you want to see their penis right quick send a dick pic emergency stat all right but really when you stop and look at it and and honestly what is a ratio of really that happening so we were just at a party this weekend right single males it was very expensive to be a single male to be there okay and the goal with that was to help alleviate and weed out the thirsty and the creeper motherfuckers but what did you actually have the creepers and those people if they're creepers they're gonna pay whatever it takes to get to to where they want to be at okay what it does though is it eliminates a lot of guys that are really good outstanding guys because they go fuck i'm not gonna i'm not gonna pay that much to go in and then be considered a second class citizen and be considered someone of an outcast right and in turn the reality of it is is that all those unicorns some of the unicorns are straight up batshit crazy all right not all of them again you can send your fucking email mail on that one i don't care not all of them right there's a lot of really cool single females there are we know one there's a lot of there's a lot uh like i use it loosely of a lot because i know a lot of very aggressive single women that no it won't happen but there are some very respectful single females just like there are some very respectful males yes i know more respectful male single males than i do single females yeah and there's there's the great rub No one wants to admit the fact that really if you want to compare aggressiveness there are probably more aggressive single females because there's a different standard out there based on what is okay to do so whereas a single male or married male for that matter if i walk up i don't know you i walk up and grab your cooter out of the blue i'm gonna be in serious shit you know so the reality of it is as a single male if i walk up and i grab your cooter through your pants okay i'm probably gonna get my ass kicked for one right but no one is gonna say a word if a single female walks up and grabs my dick you will as a spouse even sometimes spouses won't you're even amazed you're like what you gotta grow up like that or nipples there's a big one there's a big one most guys will most will respectfully ask because your nipples are pierced if you want request a picture we'll send it to you most because your nipples are pierced want to see it or maybe they'll ask if it's a type of situation if they can touch them or ask if they can lick them right yep and but because i constantly have like ice cutters my nipples are eternally hard it could be 180 degrees and i'm nipping and i need pasties how many times on any given night will random chicks be talking to me and just literally grab my nipples and pinch them you've come home bruised yeah bruised and sore to the point that i'm like don't they actually hurt and that's considered okay so to say that all single males are aggressive is total bullshit right now the problem with that is and we're i'm trying to show both sides with this right right the problem is is that again like anything else in life it only takes one fucktard to ruin the whole thing for everybody very true and we know most likely if if someone's going to be sexually assaulted or possibly raped or something along those lines it's been a the single male doing it versus a single female, or at least that's very important. Or most single females don't just randomly send cooter shots. If I say hi on our page, they don't necessarily send me a cooter shot. You get way more than I do. Well, I know I get some, but, I mean, it's not like just a given that if I say hi to somebody, want to see my cooter? It doesn't work that way. Right. The problem is, is you have such a vocal small majority of single guys doing this, that it gives all the guys in the lifestyle a bad rap. Well, and let's face it. Girls are more likely to complain about all that than the men. The men are like, rock on, send me pictures, rock on, grab my crotch again. That was awesome. Girls are going to go gonna go what the hell were you doing the same fucking ones that will take and post pictures on there to say hey look at me and then we get the attention and the attention they don't want to get then they get all grumpy about it right so you know the biggest thing we throw out to everybody is give people a chance. Every single person is different.
Speaker2:
Right. Right. You cannot take in a lump. You can't say every person with blonde hair is an idiot. You just can't. I mean, it's fun to make jokes, but you can't. Right. Because I'm not an idiot, but I got blonde hair. Thank God it's turning gray. You know, but you can't say it. You can't say every short person, you know, is, I don't, I don't. You have nothing. A leprechaun like you were calling me on Friday? Ha.
Speaker1:
Ha.
Speaker2:
Ha.
Speaker3:
Ha.
Speaker2:
Ha.
Speaker1:
Ha, it's that same thing. So you can't lump up. You're a single male. Then that means you're a douchebag. Right. And you can't lump. Well, you're a single female. That means you're batshit crazy.'re crazy right right so you have to even it out so in our view the practice uh which is an outdated practice in my opinion of jacking the prices up for single males is bullshit right well let's face it also when it comes to the ratio of men and women well a girl how do i put this nicely a girl can have sex with multiple people and it and you know it's whatever a lot of times the guy's one and done right well and you've said that before yeah they're one and done so if you're a girl and you want more you are you've got to hope that you're at the front of the line yeah because otherwise man you can see a hot guy and it could be early he got laid early and and then you know he's like yeah well you know sorry i can't i it'll be a long time if i've got a 72 hour recoup time but it's true i mean well i've had a guy go no i i've got to give it a while longer it's not then i get up yeah and okay and it and it happens it happens so if we give it a while longer. It's not going to get up. Yeah. Okay. And it happens. It happens. So if we give everybody a chance, number one, watch your ratios. Watch as it goes. Instead of just assuming right off the bat saying, I don't want too many single males or I don't want too many single females. If you're having an event, put the event out there and then watch and see how people sign up you may be surprised it may naturally take care of itself then you're not as an event person a douche because you're purposely eliminating certain groups we go to one party we support one club where they actively actively are trying to get more single males to their events They try to have a ratio but they want to make sure that it's their goal is to make sure there's a good ratio of couples single females single males so they want to make sure that there's a an even ratio across the board right because what they're trying to do is make sure their parties are the most fun for everybody right so if you're having a great big party like the one we went to or whatever let it naturally kind of progress but if you start to take and purposely try to if you're going to try to price males out of your party just fucking say don't don't allow any yeah okay and i know every group everywhere out there takes and has higher prices for males than females but the other thing is your males are starting to get more and more frustrated good single males because you have females getting in for free and you have single males that are paying 40 50 60 70 bucks more. And to me, a single, whether it's a single female or a single male, it does not cost you any more as an event planner to have a single male there versus a single female. And it definitely doesn't cost you more than a couple. No. So even places like some big clubs out in western Nebraska, which are not sponsored,
Speaker2:
so I'm not going to say their name, will charge as much as $200 for a single male. Yikes.
Speaker1:
Right.
Speaker2:
In Nebraska? No. On out. Well, you said Nebraska.
Speaker1:
Well, west, out. I'm like, holy crap. Over in the hills, mountains. But a couple for that same event is like $250.
Speaker4:
Okay. So it's still more for a couple. Okay. Right? Okay. Now, with all that being said, now this is where all the single males are now going, sweet, they're advocates of us. Let's go sausage up a party. No. Okay. So the second part of this is, as the single male when you're out and around, how you behave makes all the difference.
Speaker2:
Okay, so I want to take a real quick second here, and we want to welcome our other second half sponsor of this show.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker2:
And that is Crazy Winter Nights. That's right.
Speaker1:
Crazy Winter Nights is going to be the former black tire event of the Crazy Casbah Group. It is January 19th in Omaha, Nebraska. This is going to be a big one, black tie formal. There will be the first annual Casbah. I thought it was black tie optional. Or black tie optional. Excuse me, I'm making this up as a go. It's going to have the first annual Casbah Lifestyler of the Year award. There's going to be awards. There's going to be music. There's going to be a speed meet and greet. Make sure you sign up today. If you'd like more information on Crazy Winter Nights and to be a part of it, email us at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot casbah at gmail.com.
Speaker2:
Bra.
Speaker1:
We're back with Amanda's bra.
Speaker2:
All right. So what we were talking about the second half is how do you behave okay so here's the thing in the lifestyle what's really cool is we all control our own destiny so the thing is is what you can do right now disney don't sue me what you can do right now is how you act if you're a single female or a single male can help change the world. This is like that one soda company that used to sing about it in the 70s. Uh-huh.
Speaker3:
Date yourself.
Speaker1:
I think my gray hair dates me.
Speaker3:
That's true.
Speaker2:
Probably. Okay.
Speaker1:
Nicotine. All right, so. I think it gray hair dates me. No, that's true. Probably. Okay. Nicotine. All right, so. I feel like I could help it. I could not smoke. Yeah, I know. Anyways, so when you go to a party, and let's start with a single male first, shall we? Let's shall. Let's shall. Don't be a dick. Okay, that's really the first and foremost thing. It's kind of obvious mean look all you have to do is how do you want to be treated or how do you want how do you want your mom treated that's really fucking weird of the swinger thing hey mom how do you want your mom treated on all fours tied up cock in the mouth cock in the butt what not okay so that's a bad example. But if you treat people with respect, look, you don't have to hide. You don't have to hide in the corner. You don't have to be afraid to talk to couples to say hi, be respectful, but have a clue.
Speaker2:
Right?
Speaker1:
So if you're talking to this couple and she keeps trying to inch away, get away, and he's rolling his eyes, figure it out.
Speaker2:
Right. Right?
Speaker1:
And if someone says,
Speaker2:
hey, you know,
Speaker1:
we're really not into singing. We don't do single males.
Speaker2:
All right. Thank you. All right. Rock on.
Speaker3:
I just wanted to meet you.
Speaker2:
Have a great night.
Speaker1:
And move on. It's that simple. If you're in a situation like where we're in the hospitality suite, where at first day there was a show going on with two girls figuring out, again, how to use a double dildo. Anyways, you know, it's okay to watch. I suppose it's okay to ask, but don't just assume you can just jump in. Your dick is not needed in every situation right so so keep that in mind you know if you kind of remember the simple basic rules with that we're using something so it's not like we already have a purple penis we're good thank you very much it's floppy am i allowed i get pretty excited it's funny watching him do a sound guy just saying I have a purple penis So the thing is
Speaker2:
Is that
Speaker1:
Thank you. loud i get pretty excited it's funny watching him do a sound guy just saying okay so i have a purple penis so the thing is is that don't just assume that you can jump in or that you're wanted just because it's two girls doesn't mean that they're actually needing a dick maybe they don't want a dick maybe they have a fake dick a couple of guys asked if they could i'm like nope and they were very this is just girl time about it. This is just girl time, and they go, okay, and they backed off. And they wanted to watch, and they enjoyed the show. Rock on, right? And that's really the whole thing is know when to back off. If someone says no, okay, then no means no. Just like we've always talked about, no means no. Move on with your life life if you're on social media and a girl gives you attention whatever says hi likes a picture do not immediately break glass and send dick pic right you don't have to do that it's not an emergency you can even talk with them and then maybe see down the road if they want a dick pic just saying pretty simple now what if you're a single female you can take this one all you want well you were never a single female but I don't fucking be don't be a twat waffle that's what it is i said don't be a dick with guys don't be a twat waffle right Think about how it is. I said, don't be a dick with guys. Don't be a twat waffle. Right. Think about how you want to be treated. There are some single females that have actually really pissed me off.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker2:
And it's not, I don't care. I mean, it's only been a few. I mean, there are some that are crazy, but you embrace that.
Speaker1:
You're allowed to touch me, even the crazy ones. But it's the ones that try to get your husband's attention and drag them away from you and you know hands all over and rubbing up against me okay i get flirting but you better read the wife flirt with your eyes not your hands see what the wife's reactions are because if she's sitting there with her arms crossed or she's looking at you funny don't right and and that's it again it's a similar you know why not go do you care yeah there there's a big key and i was going to touch on that but i'll get back to that it's really a thing of again don't just just because you have a cooter does not mean that you that your candy store and you're allowed to grow. We've gone to a bar, we'll say, that is swinger-friendly. Yes, it is. Okay, rock on. We'll walk through the crowd. No one touches me. But he walks out and he goes, I got kissed three times and my dick grabbed five yes that's that's very that's very true it's because like boy people are gutsy i don't you need to walk in front of me oh okay they don't see you behind me well no but then yeah oh because i'm sure because you're sure they don't they don't see you i, that's one of the things is I think you will have more aggressive, sometimes females, because, well, a guy won't mind. And, you know, I'm a bigger guy. They want to make it known? I'm a bigger guy where if you walk through, look, some guys are going to be intimidated by a husband. And where I'm kind of a bigger guy, they might be a little intimidated by that. Just a scouchouch maybe they're afraid of the little leprechauns they should be because they're mean as fucking hell I'm telling you I'm sweet and innocent touch my gold but really legitimately just look with your eyes and I mean that's a huge part of it flirt there's ways to flirt think back to when you were in high school when you were in high school or junior high you probably didn't flirt by walking up and grabbing a dude's dick i mean if you did i wish i would have went to that school but that probably is not how you did it yeah probably not okay so the other part of it and you touched on a little bit especially when you're flirting with couples or where there's a couple involved right look if you're a single male it's a respect thing to acknowledge that i that i exist you will get i i promise every single male that has we've ever played with uh or considered playing with has always been ones that have been super respectful they talked with they talked with us yeah they were flirting and they were touching you and they were you know and flirting more with you but they talked with us and so you didn't feel like they were trying to like get a wedge in between there any single males that we've ever had that have not acknowledged me or or have not you know like just generally been polite and cool with me uh-huh how many of those guys dicks have you seen no many no i mean they sent you some dick pictures you didn't want but other than that right so i mean it's it's the same thing same with with females single females look i'm telling you a wife if a wife is not okay with you as a single female that shit ain't gonna fly no right so the the thing is is again it's people go i i don't want to have to ask permission we're all adults it's not so much asking permission it's just being a coolness factor with the couple with both parties of the couple because when you're playing with couples it affects both parties right whether whether it's going to be a threesome or they're going to get to play alone you need to include them both and you need to read the signs of both because look if you're a single female and i think you're hot and you're flirting with me i'm gonna give you every sign in the world that says let's go fuck right because i'm focused on like oh right most likely the wife already knows about you right most likely but you're you might not be if you have a real problem with that single female you may be given a little different signs yeah it's kind of up to the single at that point to read some of those signs same vice versa with a guy okay so yet you have to take and you have to be in tune with both both halves of the couple and and then it really is a matter of Or even acknowledge yeah i mean look if you know and everybody we've all done this even if you're part of a couple you know if a woman standalone you generally know if she is with somebody else to try to cut that person away from the herd so to speak that's what i always call it when guys try to cut you away from there they wait till i go to take a pee or whatever the case may be and then they swoop in to talk to you that never ends well i mean because that pisses me off because i see right through it and it's the same thing with you you i've seen you with single females that wait till i'm going to the bathroom or wait till you go to the bathroom all of a sudden they come swooping in that doesn't go over well you know if they're with somebody you know you don't have to wait till both people are standing together no but i've also known single males for example that have they've come up and started talking to you and ask to meet me and they wanted and they initiated that conversation to take and include the other the other half right and those have all ended awesome yeah so i mean that's the that's the big the big factor is to take and make sure that you are as a single if you're doing the right steps your reputation will grow and you'll get known as a very cool single male very cool single female and i think for the single males it's a it's a big thing that reputation if you get known as a creeper uh with you it's going it's going with you and and you will be amazed how far and wide especially in the days of with social media how far that message will travel we know this weekend again there were people from from probably five or six state area at the party this weekend right and there were a couple people that were are known as creepers and they were known as creepers by people in all different states so it wasn't like it was just something from the local area because they they're they're here locally right and it wasn't just like they were known from the local area they were known from as like four and five hours away as as creepers yeah so it's something to keep in mind Your reputation is everything. much so with that okay so now let's talk about hosts when it comes when it when it hostess with the most is when it when it comes to singles i okay so you have to have some sort of you have to have some sort of a plan of attack. Okay.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
So. So you have to have some sort of plan of attack. Okay. Okay. So number one, let's back up. We talked about creepers. Right. Okay. And this is important for a host. You have got to know as a host where we throw a big party. Actually, one of our sponsors, Crazy Winter Nights. Anyways, where you have to know, Creeper. So there is a guy out of another state that came to our, was a part of our large Crazy Casbah secret group and came to the first Crazy Winter Nights. And at that event. I don't think he made it into the ballroom. he did not make it in the ballroom because he did something that was he he got into an argument and he created an issue and he created drama and he didn't even make it in the ballroom then right after that guess what we talked to some other people and he is he's aer. And now he is banned from all of our events. Now, is he necessarily a bad guy? I don't know him that well, but I know we were able to do the research on him. He's a creeper. And so we eliminated him from our parties and from our events and from our page. And probably as a guy, he's probably a very very nice guy i'm friends with him on social media and most of his posts are all drama yeah they're most all drama and we and here's the thing why are you friends with him on social media i don't know to track him that was why it was to track him because i booted him so i couldn't so we could could track we people host keep keep track of this kind of stuff. If you're a host and you know somebody that's possibly a creeper and that can be look, they don't necessarily have to have done anything wrong. But if you have multiple people that are not comfortable around them, you need to eliminate them. It just is what it is because there's enough really good guys with great reputations enough really good women with great reputations right that you don't need that that stuff around right okay but if you're gonna throw an event you need to have a plan for what you're gonna do with singles you need you need to have a plan you need to have either you need to make a decision like the one uh group that we support that has their parties are very specifically designed to try to have an equal number of single males single females and couples and they work very hard at that plan when they recruit and when they talk about their parties if you are putting on a house party and you don't want any single males there then then you don't send out an open invite. Or if you don't want any single females there, you don't send out an open invite with it. If you're having a large party, three, four, five, six, 700 people or more, the thing is that at that point in time, you need to make a decision. Are you going to take and include them as a part of your party? Are you going to try to limit the numbers? Or are you going to try to eliminate them altogether? If you want to limit their numbers, the best way to do that so that you can come out really on a positive note is flat out say we're allowing X number of single males x number single females an unlimited number of couples it creates urgency whatever the case may be but there's going to be a certain number right and everybody knows it there it is it's just out there right the the days of of jacking up the prices for single males that that doesn't make you look good. It just, it really doesn't, okay? That's not a really good plan. It's just something that we personally find unnecessary. I'll go a step further. It's crap. It's absolute crap, okay? Here's the deal. You go to a bar now, okay? The days of, just because I'm a girl, I get in free. Bullshit. Absolute bullshit. All the way across the board. You go to a bar. You cannot have ladies night only at a bar. And we're going to get served drinks free. Does that happen? Not anymore. It did 20 years ago. It did 20 years ago. But key parties also happened 20 years ago. Welcome to the new and age kids it doesn't work that way true we believe in sporting everybody equal rights and that's the way we roll so here's the deal why should a female get in for free and a male get charged outrageous amounts of money there's no reason for it okay so set a damn price and keep it the same for single males and single females people are people are people i mean let's let's put in a different context okay let's say that we're going to charge couples and i i can use this example i can use this example completely let's say we're going to charge. The cost of admins to the party is based upon a per pound ratio. Yeah. Okay. Because guess what? I got a lot of fucking pounds here. So we're going to be damn expensive. You don't, but I do. Well, I do too. We're going to be damn expensive getting to the party. If anybody put that out there right now, hey, great news, we're having a huge party. You're going to step on a scale, And it's a dollar per pound to get into the party if anybody put that out there right now hey great news we're having a huge party you're going to step on a scale and it's a dollar per pound to get into the party for every couple for us that'd be expensive for me alone seven hundred dollars cole son of a bitch okay people would lose their fucking mind yeah they would right yeah so why is it okay to do it the other way around nobody likes to say this because this isn't you know politically but i'm casbah and i don't care we don't do anything politically correct so the thing is it okay to do it the other way around? Nobody likes to say this because this isn't politically correct, but I'm Casbah and I don't care. We don't do anything politically correct. So the thing is, it's the same thing with singles. That look I'm getting from the sound guy is like, he has lost his mind. This is going to be one of these episodes afterwards. He's going to be like, are you sure you want to put that out there? Because we don't go over this stuff ahead of time no sometimes i know really that's what you think the thing is is that the whole idea of these parties hotel takeovers uh camp out parties events whatever you meet and greets the whole thing is to meet other cool people right we're in a lifestyle that's supposed to be about adventure trying new thing and open-mindedness okay so we're going to turn around and take and say that because of your relationship status yeah we're not really sure about you yeah we don't want to meet you some of the some of the the coolest fucking people we've met in this lifestyle have been singles we have a single female that we hang out with all the time. We're like besties. Yeah, exactly. With benefits. And some of the coolest guys we've met in this lifestyle are single males. I mean, they'll run through any time. We've been stranded on the side of the road to be able able to call them and they've driven to come save our ass. Right? Yeah. Some of the biggest douchebags that we've met in the lifestyle are couples. Is that not true? No, that's true. Right? I mean, it is what it is. So the thing is, is that don't fucking judge. Yeah. Give people a chance. There's always going to be a sour apple out there, but it's not always going to be a single, and it's not always going to be a man. That's exactly right. And so don't loop. Don't loop. We're never going to be able to do it again. Whatever. Don't just automatically make that assumption because you're taking away the opportunity to meet some really, cool people out there i mean i i honestly i look at the lifestyle is expensive enough as is right it's super expensive to do to go to these events and be a part of things i can't even fathom if you had to pay double what we pay or what you know or or even you know a third more of what we pay to go to events, I wouldn't do it. Because you can go get a cheap hooker for the price somebody's males pay to get in their party. I mean, it's not really a quality hooker, but a cheap hooker nonetheless. Didn't I say that the other day? You did. That's why I knew that line. That was the greatest line ever. But I mean, why would you do that? I don't know. The thing is with is with parties look it's all about meeting new people it's all about having a good time and let everybody in for the love of god good lord are the guys to work on wearing you know dressing up like a girl to go register well no but you know what it does here's the other thing is when you take and have outrageous prices for singles then they go out and they go on our page and every other page and they're looking for dates i mean obviously in the lifestyle dates to go in theory to go to that party to save money so now you have two people in the lifestyle that are kind of operating as a pseudo couple they don't have they don't have time they've talked to each other they don't have have rules they don't have whatever there's a lot of room for confusion they may not even know each other that well and are sharing a hotel room and that that lends itself really conveniently uh for the pop bottle it lends itself really conveniently oh my god we're being attacked at the casbah studio but that lends itself to drama we've seen that that's that was one of the issues with the one that got kicked yeah they literally got there they did not get along they did they had never met yeah and then within 10 minutes they're fighting in a room because of what expectations were so why would you want to bring that in and we just thought again because of what expectations were so why why would you want to bring that in yeah and we just thought we again we see it on our page all the time hey there's this party it's way cheaper for couple for couples versus singles would somebody like to go to the party with me it starts off innocent enough but again you have singles that are also looking for sex that's why they go to parties in theory right sport fucking yep and and so single guy a doesn't find anybody to hook up with well he's still horny and well there's this chick here and we're sharing a room and you know and well what could possibly go wrong fucking everything that's what could go wrong you know so just let people what we do this live for those you don't watch or don't know it's more people just watching get thumbs up you got some likes along the way oh yeah yeah it is what it is we need to keep putting out the hate mail sign yeah it is what it is well yeah we want hate mail yeah i absolutely hey here's the deal We say this. No one ever does this. But we say this. Hey, if you think that I'm just absolutely full of shit and dumber than a box of rocks... You talk out of your ass. Yeah, I'm talking out of my ass. Tell me about it. Send me a letter and tell me how much I suck and why I'm stupid. I'm okay. I'm okay with that. I would love to... I would love to hear that. Amanda's been tagged by giant insects. Weirdest thing ever. but we would love to i would love to hear that amanda's been tagged by giant insects weirdest thing ever uh but we would love to hear that so send it to us you can send me hate mail at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com hey think about when that spider landed on your arm and the little fit you through okay i did scream like a girl scream like a girl. That was something that flew and hit me in the head. Maybe you'll get some hate mail.
Speaker3:
Oh, okay.
Speaker1:
Here's the thing. Understand, all these things are strictly our opinions.
Speaker3:
We have opinions?
Speaker1:
Well, you know, I've got a lot of opinions.
Speaker3:
You're very opinionated.
Speaker1:
What it is is they're our opinions.
Speaker3:
You're very opinionated.
Speaker1:
I am opinionated. So, you know, the thing is, is maybe we're totally wrong. I mean, I doubt I am. No, I mean, I want to hear your opinions.
Speaker2:
Really?
Speaker1:
Yeah, so let us know. I don't know. I don't know. We're getting all kinds of, oh, we're getting lots of likes, hearts, or whatever. And hold on, I've got another one here. Let's see what this one is as well. You opened up the wrong little button there. I did open up the wrong little button there that happens quite a bit with me we like to try to answer we always want to answer as many questions as humanly possible as alright oh never mind that was something totally different my bad alright I'm being flicked off the the sound guy i don't know exactly why i'm being flicked off i'm sure uh episode 24 we can't read notes td oh do you have a creeper story well we did have a creeper story we told that already you want a better creeper story okay well let's see actually you know what we do have some creeper
Speaker3:
stories well you well one's married i have a couple of creepers there you go a female one
Speaker1:
easy easy remember we don't want to talk to the lawyer Here we go. female one easy easy remember we don't want to talk to the lawyer gosh how I there I you have you have some creepers I've got I have I have some I have some dedicated loyal followers but I mean, they could maybe be dubbed as creeper-ish okay so what it amounts to is yes i've got a couple single females that they will on a very regular basis text me for for like look stuff that should i wear to work Or I'm going to this party what should I wear if you follow our YouTube channel you know my fashion sense involves black there it is, black, gotcha so you know that that's probably not I'm not the first one you're going to go to and go man let's see what he thinks I should wear what else has she done and so they will take and they will ask for what they should wear like on a date yeah and then they're sending me pictures of different outfits that to choose from now look here's the deal it's you send me a picture of three dresses you know what it looks like three fucking dresses I don't fucking know I don't care And guess who I'm asking It makes it when I ask Let alone somebody else And so you know what I like to do I just pick one randomly I'm like sure that one I don't know if it matches the occasion And then they'll send me pictures of shoes To see if it should match And a handbag I'm like And then when they do see us out in public They are they they always have some need to grab me always and the thing is is it will talk your ear off out to send somebody to rescue you it's not just me that's the thing is a creeper okay a creeper and a stalker the difference between a stalker and a creeper is a stalker only does it to you a creeper does it to everybody if you take and watch a couple of these a couple of these different people that are creepers of mine they don't just do it to me they do it to other husbands as well and the way you can tell is you can watch the wave of eye rolls from the spouses i mean it's the most amazing thing in the world i saw it first hand I was like oof yeah and the thing is is that because we're all nice people we want to try to take and help somebody and they always have something they need help with yes some major major something and you're just like really okay okay guys tend to be a little more't know, Creeper tends to verge a little more stalkerish.
Speaker3:
A little bit, but not.
Speaker1:
You've got a couple that I think they're very, very nice and they mean very, very well.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
But they're very, very scary. I mean, I will love her and I will hug her and I will squeeze her and I will name her Miss Amanda. There's a couple of them that are, are they're just they're infatuated that's a good way that's a really good way to put it uh-huh yeah and you and you have that and that's okay it's still a compliment it's just it is sometimes it's how you show up presentation can go a long way remember we're all just people and you just treat us like we just treat each other like people. And I'll talk to anybody. Right. Look, whether you're single, you're a couple, treat each other just like fucking people. We're all the same. We all want to sport fuck. It is what we do. Okay? This episode may actually get us hate mail. Yeah, okay. I know. Bring it. We're going to get that fucking show yet, goddammit. All right. Well, there you go. That is a great place to wind up so that we don't piss off too many more people. And so we're going to thank our sponsors again. Spunk Lube, the lube that keeps you sliding. Take and visit them at www.spunklube.com Oh my gosh Hey the one Some of it They've got some that's clear And some that actually looks like cum
Speaker3:
Yeah they have one that does
Speaker1:
And we are fans
Speaker3:
And it almost has the consistency of it too
Speaker1:
How about the taste?
Speaker3:
No it didn't have a taste
Speaker1:
But we actually use Spunk Lube It's not salty so www you totally didn't expect that did you peanut flavor to talk more maybe not so it's www.spunk lube.com make sure when you order in the uh coupon section you put casbah k-a-s-b-h and you're going to get a 10 discount right there and also don't forget about our crazy winter nights We'll be right back. sure when you order in the uh coupon section you put casbah k-a-s-b-h and you're gonna get a 10 discount right there and also don't forget about our crazy winter nights january 19th if you want more information on that email us we want to see you all there we've got people coming in from all over the country we've got meet and greets we've got vip packages we've got music we've got dancing you name it we've got it it's a hotel takeover could be sex just saying uh anyways uh we appreciate it so got anything else you want to say no okay perfect all right so uh are you gonna give us our music i've been waiting to do that you've been waiting to call him out 24 fucking episodes we finally caught his ass all right hey if you like what you hear or if you don't if you like what you hear then support us at our patreon www.patreon.com even the dog says support us uh yeah dot com crazy Kazma you lost what the hell I don don't remember our patreon www.patreon.com backslash crazy casbah or you can pause at twitter that would be at truth crazy don't forget our instagram as well which is crazy underscore Casbah.
Speaker4:
Jesus.
Speaker3:
Is that right? Hey, how about just check the description? No, because they listen to it and they don't see the description. Oh, shit. Also, if you want to send us hate mail. Oh, God. Okay, on YouTube. You can check the description. Oh, YouTube. That's right. Don't forget to follow our YouTube channel at Casbah. You can reach that at www.youtube.com backslash C backslash Kazma, capital K-A-S-B-H to find us there. As well as you can send us mail at www.crazyk-r-a-z-y dot Kazma, K-A-S-B-H at gmail.com. What? He always says W- always says www. He's out of date. Don't worry about it.
Speaker1:
You know how to send his email. Look it up. It'll be shown up on the screen.
Speaker3:
Oh, he sent it on email?
Speaker1:
Oh, you're a dork. Do we need to re-record that part?
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker3:
He'll have something that he can put in.
Speaker4:
I don't know what else we do.
Speaker1:
Anyways, you can take and follow us. Also, don't forget to get our swag. All right, you can get our swag. We'll show you where you can get it later. Hey, you know what?
Speaker3:
How tired are you?
Speaker4:
I'm tired.
Speaker2:
I'm hungover.
Speaker1:
Here you go. Doing this the only way I know how. The only fucking way I want to. Sweet mother of Christ. Casbah style.
