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And we are long-winded. Yeah. All right. Tell us less about sleeping in and more about the sex. More about the. And we actually probably didn't. We probably didn't do a very good job with that in the last one. No, we probably didn't. We kind of were like, okay. And yeah, then we fucked and we had DVP and then we went to bed. Yeah. I talked about his big dick. Come on. They didn't have a big dick. Yeah. She has a tight little pussy. Oh, does she? She doesn't like girls.
So Reno Couple does not like girls. Reno Couple is a straight female, which you don't get that every day. No. I'm not disappointed with it, though. Me either. More for me.
She actually, on the Barbie night, she wore a shirt that says, I don't want to play with Barbie, but I'll play with a few kids yeah i thought it was cute yeah it's like a nice way of tailing people i'm not into girls too i like how you pretended like you were offended when i was like her pussy is tight when really you you love that i do love it did i act like i was offended then you were like oh yeah her pussy's tight yeah no i love it when you tell me stuff on that it's hot.
We actually did that last night, the night before in bed. Anyway, moving on. All right, so we left off. We had just finished Tuesday. Yeah. Which did end in DVP in the playroom with Reno Couple. Yeah. And it was hot.
was like six months ish uh in the making yeah uh the last time we played with them was back at the last bliss cruise and we had such a fun time with them so we were eager to do that again we actually tried to do it the first night too but they hadn't had a lot of loan time so they wanted to to save the first night that is true i forgot about that we're like hey the first time we're like you guys fucking and they're like I don't know.
hadn't had a lot of alone time so they wanted to to save the first night that is true i forgot about that we're like hey the first time we're like you guys fucking and they're like i think they hadn't seen each other they've been like a part or something like that we're like they're like we need a night to connect which i totally get yeah and the next time we're like you fucking they're like yeah we're fucking all right yeah all right so wednesday of course we sleep in every day because if we if we can because like our nights are going to like 3 a.m yeah so yeah we gotta sleep in uh we usually skip breakfast and go straight into lunch when we hit the buffet it's like the time that they're turning it from breakfast so you can really choose either yeah which is kind of nice she grabs a waffle and some pancakes and a cheeseburger a cheeseburger yeah um we had decided on this day to make content i'm usually anti-content at events if if you know me personally you probably know that well if you're anti-content i just think it's hard for us to break away from the event often i like to enjoy the event i don't like being held up in a room all day making content when all of my friends are outside just having fun and don't get me wrong we don't make content that isn't fun we don't fuck people on camera that we wouldn't fuck with the camera off but um i tend to like to not do that in the in the meat of the the trip like i you know come today or at least stay a day late that's more my jam yeah um but in this case i had told you before going into it that i didn't mind making some content because we didn't have a lot of friends going on the cruise, you know, so.
We weren't really hosting many people. We weren't hosting, so I was like, you know. We're going to have some downtime. Yeah, we're, you know, I wouldn't mind a little, like, downtime. So, we were added to that content creator group, and we had talked about the MILF Hunter, Hot Wife Hunter, not MILF. Hot Wife Hunter, yeah. Hot Wife Hunter back a few episodes ago. But he actually is a content creator. We're going to have a podcast with him, so you'll learn all about him.
But basically, he makes content with typically just the wives and does. He has a whole series.
And he was super kind and came up to us we didn't pre-arrange any content because again i don't particularly like doing that i would like to get to know you and see if there's a vibe because what if you meet somebody in there you know not what you expect yeah yeah i just i don't like that pressure yeah so i think he had because we were part of that content creator group he had reached out to us on the side and said hey if you guys were interested are interested we would be you know i'd be interested in making content with you all I don't know.
sure yeah so i think he had because we were part of that content creator group he had reached out to us on the side and said hey if you guys were interested are interested we would be you know i'd be interested in making content with you all yeah and very respectfully like whatever you guys are down for like typically i kind of do content from the hot wife perspective and it's just me and the wife he's like but if you guys want to do a threesome or you're like well let me know i'm down for whatever you guys just let me know and he actually approached us like first or second day and was like, hey, if you want to do something, I'm down.
Well, remember, he was at the topless travel meet and greet that first night. Yeah, but he didn't say anything that night. It was like second or third. He chatted with us. He got to know you a little. Yeah. Yeah. And I actually was like, oh, I'm okay with it. You know, I told you, I'm like, I'm okay with it.
Let's, yeah, we didn't tell him right then, then but we kind of stepped away and chatted and then sadie had said something to us about maybe doing something with him and her and doing like a group right well she had reached out to us and said hey you know would you guys like to make content with me you know on the cruise and kind of the same thing we're like yeah if we can find a time we would you know we'd love to i mean obviously we want to enjoy the cruise but you know i think there's going to be time in the week uh to to do something so we'd definitely be interested in that uh and then in the conversation we're like well what type of content would you do like to do and you know she is usually a hot wife that's kind of the content they make and she's and so i was like well we were thinking about making content with the hot wife hunter too maybe we can all do something and she's like yeah we've actually been wanting to do like i want to make content with him again too and we're looking for like more people to be involved in that yeah and so it kind of was like well let's just knock it all at once like let's just all get together and see what we can do yeah and we chose wednesday because it was a c day and then we weren't rushed and everything so uh they actually think we were supposed to do it the day before during the time when we ended up in the hospital yeah yeah we actually had to reschedule so they came to our room because we were the only one that had a balcony room and that's really good in the videos so we we ended up all five of us making content um originally it was just supposed to be me and you sadie and hot wave hunter but then her husband joined um basically like in the middle he's like if you guys want to fuck i want yeah he was like yeah get in here yeah um i actually think i don't know we'll have to look at the videos and see we're probably going to get two or three videos yeah so just that.
So just stay tuned. It was actually really hot. If you followed the podcast for any amount of time, you know how I feel about cum, right? I let both him and Hot Wife Hunter come on me. Yeah, so Sadie's husband and the Hot Wife Hunter both finished on you. Not at the same time either. Like two different. Sadie's husband came on your ass.
and hot wife on her came on your tits and sadie's tits kind of at the same time yeah which is big for me really it's not so much that i don't like cum i don't like cum like in the mouth like that's what really freaks me out um but i just kind of sucked it up and did it uh it was not bad it wasn't bad i was actually uh tara that works for us and is also our friend i text her and i was like guess what idea she was so proud of me oh like after the content session yeah i got a lot of people because in our content there's not a lot of like come shut and people guys are guys are gross they want that shit yeah and i'm just not that girl so um you know so i was happy that i was able to do that um yeah i will say the same this again you know we've talked about content creating and there's like people that are like obviously super against it and it's not real swinging or whatever but i still think this is another one of those situations where it kind of got us outside of our comfort you know i mean like it got us to connect with people it got us to i mean we had a whole little thing where like it was me you and hot wife hunter were like in the room fucking and then like sadie came up to the door and like knocked like she was like looking for him and then like opens the door and like we're all fucking and we're like oh just come on in like join us like and then we all you know like then we went out and we all fucked on the balcony like it was just when you're thinking like what will other people enjoy and like to see and how can we make it new and different what that really equates into is you having new and different and kind of fun sex and if you're fucking role playing and all this stuff and if you're fucking people that you genuinely like it's enjoyable right and we don't fuck people on camera that we wouldn't fuck again without the cameras on so it just makes for hot new experiences basically yeah and i think we have found it took us a while to find that yeah because i think early on we were kind of like just looking to make content like what the fuck are we doing whoever was down to make content and and now we've kind of i don't know we've found our comfort level like fine-tuned it you know basically if we would swing with you and you're a content creator we're down to make content yeah uh and then the nice thing is about when you find those people that you would swing with or down to make content usually you come up with new and fun ways to make the content which leads to new and fun ways of you having sex yeah so to me content creating i know there's people probably listening that have opinions about it and that's fine they are entitled to that it's it's kind of a different way to we essentially had a daytime orgy and there happened to be a camera in the corner like that's what it was i bet that i bet it's gonna be hot and honestly i the only thing different is i probably wouldn't have let them come on me had the camera not been there so the guy's got an even cooler experience but otherwise which pushed you a little bit outside of your comfort and i was totally that bad i was totally fine yeah um but i mean that lasted a good couple hours it was super hot we had a lot of sex um it was a great time um and then after that well so anyway if you want to see that we haven't released it yet but the swing nation shameless plug dot info go subscribe to whatever page but really hit that premium page it's the best it's the best deal yeah um but after all that fucking i'm starving so i went and got us pizza and brought it back the guy was like posting on social yeah yeah so i just ran and got it and brought it back um but again this is now wednesday we haven't even been to the pool guys like we like that's like my favorite part about going on a cruise and doing like and we are just like we were busy we've been doing stuff like it's crazy how and i we also knew that we were going to hito in like two weeks after this so maybe that maybe because of that there wasn't a whole lot of pressure to like lay out and do things but to me the bliss cruise last time the pool area that was like some of my funner experiences and we didn't now i will say something we haven't talked about though is this entire cruise it was windy the whole time it was in a little it made it a little chilly and monday tuesday it was kind of windy up there it just wasn't the like ideal pool weather so i think that also led us to not like oh my god like we need to be out there yeah i mean it was so windy that like the pool water was being sloshed out like and even the boat was quite rocky yeah so but even like there was a lot of people out by the pool water was being slushed out like in the end even the boat was quite rocky yeah so even like there was a lot of people out by the pool they were mostly there for like the dj the music and the kind of the social aspect there was not a lot of people in the actual pool at one point they drained it and then the pools just weren't really open so we did spend like a couple of afternoons up there but we were not never really in our bathing suits we were kind of like in shirts and like i think i wore bathing suit bottom one time but it was mainly just dancing and drinking and chit-chatting with people right yeah so i definitely need to get my pull time beach time you're gonna get it yeah i have all the faith in you um so this night was the glow party so um we got ready after we had our pizza we kind of relaxed a little recover from all that sex um we um we got ready for glow night and we actually since we had just been with sadie and then that misbehaving um we we hadn't been with her that day but we invited sadie and then her to come back come and we made tip talks together So if you've seen any of our glow theme outfit TikToks, that's Sadie and that's misbehaving.
Yeah, the blonde is Sadie and kind of the brunette, I guess, dirty blonde is misbehaving.
And I had been making TikToks all week, but it was kind of a nice opportunity to get more girls like the group tiktok thing they just they dig it i don't know i don't know why but yeah they always tend to do well when they see a bunch of swingers together yeah no i get it and it's funny because only a few people are public and people don't understand why it's the same people typically in our tiktoks are like do you realize that there's very few swingers that are public on social media that will show their faces yeah we do get those messages like you guys aren't real swingers you only swing with the same 10 couples or whatever and it's like that's not true you're just those are the only ones you're seeing because they're the only ones that are willing to be public yeah yeah so um we actually had planned dinner with a reno couple this night um which was fun so um and actually sky what is her name on sky yeah yeah so sky uh was a couple that we talked about early in the week and they've been around this whole week we've been dancing with them and hanging out they were supposed to meet us too but i think she went a little too hard in the day party i do think yeah and so she was supposed to make tiktoks with us yeah she didn't make it she ended up not making it out period that night yeah which it happens you know oh yeah um i think it was their first bliss cruises yeah so um but so it ended up just being us and i can't remember so we were making tiktoks and i think sadie were like Sky coming to make TikToks?
And she's like, I think so. And she kind of didn't show up. And we're like, oh, text her. And she texted her. And she's like, oh, she's in the shower. But she said, go ahead and start making TikToks. She never made it out. And then when we talked to her the next day, she's like, she never made it out of the shower. No. I think she ended up maybe puking, maybe rallying. I don't know. I just think she was exhausted. She did not make it out of the room.
They slept from like dinner time until like the middle of the night. I remember seeing them Thursday and they were like, all right, we're ready to go tonight. Okay, so we had dinner with just Reno Couple. And this night we sat with a big group that they all knew each other.
And one of the people the table was a doctor which was kind of funny because we got to hear stories of people putting objects two of them wasn't one was like a surgeon and the other one was an x-ray tech so no so one was like a radiologist and one was a surgeon but the surgeon we sat with later in the week this night it was the radiologist or whatever and then like all of his friends and stuff so but he got we got to hear a lot of stories about him reading x-rays of people having things stuck bobblehead i think he said a bobble head i don't even know how you get that pickle jar pickle jar yeah it's quite that like so like again that's why we say sit with people you don't know.
You get to hear all these crazy fun, like, stories. Stories of people putting pickle jars up their ass. Yeah, and then you get to, like, be around the ship, and then you sit. Like, we saw them. Yeah, it was like, oh, there's pickle jar guy. Yeah, yeah. I bet he would die if he knew you. You called him pickle jar guy. But they were really nice. They seemed like they were a group that travel, for instance.
But it was nice to, this was really our main time to get Chad and really spend a lot of time with the Reno couple. And not in the where there's loud music and stuff. So it was good. And then on this night, Life of Spice was DJing on the promenade. This was his first night doing that. I say that written name wrong. That word wrong.
Promenade, promenade, was his first night doing i say that written name wrong that word promenade promenade i don't know yeah so again i've been trying to get videos and stuff of him when he's doing his stuff so i can send it to his wife and uh so i took some videos and we actually even changed our outfits because we didn't want to wear like our super slutty clothes for like glow we wore like neon like i had like a button up in shorts to dinner and you had like a little dress and then we're like you put on i don't know you put on lingerie and i put on like a fishnet shirt or something yeah we slutted it up so at some point in there we changed and glow on any any swinger thing is typically like a big deal you know like everybody loves glow but on bliss it's exceptionally even big but usually it's like a topless travel sponsored party and it's usually up on the main deck outdoors the winds blowing they have like so many black lights it's super cool it was one of my favorite parties last time but because it was so windy they had to scramble and move it into the club which sucked i was really didn't suck i mean no i was just looking forward to it it was still a great party glow night is on the top deck and it's the entire top deck of the ship is glowing.
And the entire top deck of the ship is like people dancing and partying. Because of the wind and the weather, they weren't able to hold it on the top deck. So they had to move it down into the ice skating rink. And they had to move the lights. And I don't know if they moved. You know, they probably couldn't get all the lights down there.
And I don't know the logistics the it was still really cool but it's super cool um on the top deck but that place was packed i mean like i took a video of the whole like from the top deck to send to not top deck top like from the top of the club it's just sitting to laugh a spice so we could like make a video it's a cool thing is everybody's back's turn so you can't really see anybody it's kind of more it's so dark all you really see is neon yeah things moving so i made a video for him and i mean it was people were sitting in the stands i mean it was crazy it was a good time and each dj like d like gotta say like an hour or two yeah yeah and life of spice killeded i felt like he's so good he's so cute um but at some point after we've been dancing for hours we went to the bathroom and i was like babe my feet hurt so bad i i can't go back and you were like no let's just go back for 20 minutes let's just go back i'm like babe i can't i felt like i had been a trooper through my bee sting through everything i was like and don't get me wrong it's like midnight one o'clock at this point like it's not early and i'm like i cannot you're like well let's you know let's go change and go wait down there go change your shoes and go down there and i was like i don't want to go back i was like can we just please go fuck and you said okay so we went put our our robes on that's typically what we do so you have to be naked to go in the main playroom so typically we bring our robe we take it off yeah this is a good this is a good pro tip yeah i think for really most players so this applies for secrets it applies for bliss crews um you know you could probably do the same thing i don't know if they let robes in there but i assume they do uh so you know to go into the play space you have to be naked or they'll let you go in in a towel or robe so the nice thing is if you go back to the room drop all your clothes your you can get rid of your cell phones because most of them won't let you bring a cell phone and all that stuff your watch your wallet all your kind of valuables you can grab your little fanny pack with your condoms your lube uh maybe a sex toy or two and then a robe and then you can go to the playroom and then you have everything you need in your fanny pack with your condoms and lube and all that and then you got your robe and then you just walk right in and you don't have to like unbutton your shoes and take unbutton your shirt you have to do it like in the lobby of the playroom almost yeah and then you gotta put it in a bag and then you gotta keep track of your stuff like we were able to just kind of walk right through and go right to straight to fucking and not have to kind of deal that awkward transition in the player space yeah so this time we just went by ourselves and i was open to playing with other people i think i mean i wouldn't have mind it um but we just um we just played with you we just fucked each other with other people to watch and so again the playroom was packed we ended up on an orgy bed only and we didn't even get our own like mattress there was another couple like a mattress opened up and i think us and another couple like went up to it at the same time and i looked at them i'm like do you mind if we use just this half of this mattress and they're like no absolutely like join and honestly i would have been okay with other people joining the problem i had with this playroom in particular it was very low ceilings um and it was obviously dim and then there was a lot of backlight that was red so i could not make out anybody like and i gotta be able to see you you know like i was just gonna say what that could be kind of hot it can be in the right setting but that was not the setting i was in you know like because on a bliss cruise the age can swing from 25 to 85 you I need to be able to, like, look at you and make sure I'm not going to regret something the next day.
So, I felt like there was several times that I would have probably slept with someone, but I just didn't feel like I could really see to make a good choice. Right.
So, me and you are fucking in the's this they were an older couple i don't know if they're 50s i don't know if they were 60s they were older than us i think that's the proper way to say that yeah but they were probably in their at least in their 50s yeah right so um that we're fucking and they're fucking and i could kind of tell like they keep looking at us right like they keep like especially the female was kind of like looking at me and i think she made it made some comments like like oh look at oh that's hot or look at them or look at that or i don't know whatever and i think so me and you were fucking we're fucking the shit i mean we were it was hot you know even though we're just fucking each other we're not touching anybody else we're basically in the middle of an orgy i mean they're on that i think it was those beds were like what four king beds pushed together or something like that and there's probably 15 people on these four beds um and so we're we're fucking and they're kind of looking at us and i'm kind of like and at one point he was fucking this girl and her face was not like basically in my lap but not in my lap like right next to my lap and i think i whispered to you like should i ask if she wants to suck my dick and i said no and you're like no i was like what oh like what and this is i think what you're saying is you're like i don't know if i want to fuck him or not to be honest with you i don't think he was a bad-looking guy he seemed like clean cut and like i probably would have been okay with it i just i couldn't it was the lighting situation in there here's the thing like why does that even if he wasn't the cutest guy it doesn't matter to be honest with you it what you look like doesn't matter but i need to be able to have a conversation with you and make sure like there's a vibe and a connection there i'm not the type of girl that just bends over and gives you my ass and lets you start fucking it that's just not who i am and i know a lot of people on social media or listen to our podcasts and think damn she's a big old horse she'll fuck anybody but truth is is that i won't and i need to like i just need to think like you could be mediocre you know and be the coolest guy ever and i'm totally fine with that like it's not like a looks thing but unfortunately in a situation where you don't have time to talk it has to be a look you know it has to be like a vibe a look and i just i just didn't feel maybe if i'd saw because there was one or two guys that i'd saw outside of the player that I thought were, you know, good looking.
And, you know, I was like, oh, I'm very attractive. Like something like that where I had already established that I was into them, I probably would have been okay with it. But the fact that I had never seen this man outside of this room, I just didn't, I don't know. And so on our list, one of the things was for us to play with an older couple, like that was on our fuck it list. And I think when I was like, oh, should I have her suck my dick? And you're like, no.
And I'm like, it could be a check off our list one of the things was for us to play with an older couple like that was on our bucket list now and i think when i was like oh should i have her suck my dick and you're like no and i'm like it could be a check off our list and then i did that like almost hurt like it's the opposite kind of upset almost like with me you're like well because i don't want to just don't pressure me that you know you didn't say all that i mean this was you were just kind of like no like you know i mean but you knew but i think later i was like why didn't you're're like well i don't i don't like the pressure and i'll be honest we haven't really discussed the bucket list much and i think maybe at the end maybe we could talk about what we did and didn't um when we did it for bliss in november i loved it i thought it was super fun it made push me outside of my limits i really leaned into it for this trip I felt very much a lot of pressure and not necessarily from you but from myself from the fact that now this is a thing that we were doing and like other people kept coming up to us and being like I'll help you do your fucking list you know it became a thing and I didn't like that you know it became a thing for everybody.
And I just felt pressure. And when I feel pressure, I don't do well. I'm like not doing it, not having it. And so for me this time, I just did not enjoy the fuck it list. Yeah. Personally. See, I still liked it. I mean, I get that. And in a different situation, maybe I will.
But I don't know know maybe because our friends weren't there and maybe because like yeah that's what i guess now we've done like a podcast or two about it and so i feel like i don't know i mean and that's our own fault i'm not blaming anybody but ourselves and i love that the listeners love that and now it's a part of it i'm not blaming anybody but it just it felt like a thing and i don't want it to be a thing you know i wanted to that's the idea of doing it i don't kind of push you outside here you so you're like i love it because it pushes me outside of my boundaries but i don't like the pressure of it making me push myself outside correct i know this is a fun this is like our relationship like now i'm confused right you know i'm like i thought you liked it now you're saying you don't like it so which one is it i don't know yeah i don't know but i think We'll be right back.
funny this is like our relationship like now i'm confused right you know i'm like i thought you liked it now you're saying you don't like it so which one is it i don't know yeah i don't know but i think okay if i had to like assess it i think you didn't like it because when we were with our friends it was kind of fun and it felt safe to explore these new things when we didn't have our friends now it's like you have to make a connection with a stranger it felt forced and then push yourself outside what you normally might feel comfortable with so like it's almost like too much like yeah it felt forced and i'd never want to fuck anybody or put myself in a check mark for a check mark or for a story on the podcast you know and there's one time that you looked at me and said it'd be good for the podcast and i got mad at you we haven't talked about this time yet but this is a good opportunity to say that and i was like absolutely not i am not doing something so we have like a cool story to tell on the podcast like i'd rather tell everybody we went and fucked just each other and had a blast than like do something well i don't i don't know i agree i would never do something just for a podcast but i also like new experiences i think me too i think i'm more willing to put myself out there but and what's crazy about that is the couple that you were talking about i was super into like i wanted to fuck i was into it i wanted to do it but when you said do it i don't remember who i said oh that was that okay yeah we'll get there okay um we can tell that story um at some point but i was super into it i wanted to fuck them i thought they were hot i liked them since the moment we met them um but because like at the time that you wanted to go over there and fuck them i was tired and i was it was kind of like an in-between time and so i was like I'll see you next week.
but because like at the time that you wanted to go over there and fuck them i was tired and i was it was kind of like an in-between time and so i was like i don't want you right now i'm open to doing it but i don't want to right now and you're like it would be a great story for the podcast and that is what like it was like all right i think now's the perfect time to take a little break uh do we we finished up us me and you in the playroom uh and then after that we went and got cookies and milk yeah the one thing about this night though is uh bella and jace were in the um we ran into them so if you don't know bella and jace they're from the uh foreplay foreplay not to be confused with for our play but from the foreplay podcast uh we've known them geez for years now you haven't got we've hung out with them a few times two or three times at different events and stuff like that but anyway after we got done fucking we went up um to the buffet and we were sitting there eating and they they came walking by looking for a seat we're like hey guys they're like oh can we sit and eat with you and we're like yeah and we just sat there and we must have talked to them for like an hour and there was a lot of like oh my god did you ever experience this and oh yeah when people are like this and when people on the internet say this and oh what do people walk up to you and ask you the like we just connected on a lot of things it was nice and i don't think there's a lot of people out there that are in this situation where you have a podcast and you're kind of social media influencers and you're swingers and you're uh you know your face and your name is out there everywhere so i think having people that can understand that and relate to that and like just get it uh was nice so we just we had a really good long conversation with them about all that and uh i think afterwards we were like wow that was yeah that was nice to have yeah i really enjoyed it they're cool people and i wish we had more time to hang out with him yeah all right and then we went back to bed so now is the perfect time take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the swing nation podcast and then when we get back we're going to try to get through the rest of the bliss crews yeah all right guys be right back we here at the swing nation podcast are proud to partner with promessant listen guys we've all been there you're having a hot night with a hot chick maybe few hot chicks, but you need to kind of delay the time before you pull that trigger.
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for this 8 a.m excursion and the excursion was like basically like a booze cruise catamaran which was what we did in the bahamas it's what kind of what we did on the bahamas but this one was like i think 18 plus so you could be like topless and you know a little hanky panky um but the night before we knew there was no way in hell part of us is like this is fucking glow night like this is the night you want to go hard yeah this is the night you want to party this is the night you want to go hard yeah and like i don't want to get up at seven o'clock in the morning and if it's a booze cruise who the hell i mean we're not drink we're gonna be hung over and half asleep on this boat we're not gonna be any fun i i don't want a.m.
Like, I mean, that's just me. And I don't judge other people that want to have like a Blay Mary or whatever. That's not my vibe. Or a mimosa. That's just not. I'm not a champagne person. So I'm not doing that. But like to each their own.
And so we made a group decision, you and I, on Wednesday night that we were going to throw our money out the window so we already paid for it to see if we could like cancel it and get a refund they're like they said no and so i had to look it up and see how much we paid for it before we could like both say it was okay um at some point we just were like okay yeah so we missed it so we slept been a little not super late but a little um we went and had lunch and then we just decided just to get off the ship walk around we wanted to get a few souvenirs um and take like you know little videos and stuff uh for social media um we and i had never been to the dominican republic and this stop was actually supposed to be haiti but due to the unrest in haiti they had changed it to dominican republic so um now when we got off the ship we realized this is a super cool port yeah we kind of screwed this up yeah if i'm going to be honest i almost kind of feel like we screwed up both of our yeah our uh um port calls only because we just didn't know we didn't know we never been there this was a super nice port um they had a lazy river they had um all these little shops so we went to perta planta uh it's tino bay t-t-a-t- say that uh it's tino bay t-a-i-n-o bay and it's porto plata and this is in the dominican republic i'm probably butchering that name and i apologize my my spanish is not very strong yeah but it was super cool they had like a lazy river they had.
They had birds that were just, like, on trees. Like, little, like, cages, not cages. Parrots, yeah. Parrots that you could, like, take pictures with. And, like, there's one where I had a little video. It was basically a little resort off the ship. Yeah. And it was free. Yeah. So, like, you could go do the lazy river. They had pools. They had, like, people, entertainment out by the pool.
There people dancing like uh you know i assume local people yeah there was kind of like playmakers bars everywhere with margaritas and i mean it was a cool little it was like resort feeling area um and we just got off the ship for like almost i think we only had like an hour or two before you had to be back on the ship so we really just kind of like made a big loop we started walking around like fuck we should have got off earlier and hung out at the pool because the weather was perfect it wasn't windy thursday we have not been to the pool we've not done anything um we have not got wet yet no well i had but in different ways um so we did like a lube we got some souvenirs um we ran into sky that couple who remember the night before passed out so we got to like catch up okay where were you and they're like uh like it happens yeah it does but anyway if you ever go to the dominican republic and stop at this tano bay or tino bay or however you say it uh porta plata dominican republic get off and enjoy the resort that's there for you for free yeah it's really cool if we were to stop there again we're going to make a day of staying at the beach and all that stuff yeah so we got back on the boat and kind of relaxed we had scheduled a couple's massage um for 4 45 that day um because we didn't buy the drink package we um we didn't drink a ton on this ship so we were like since we saved yeah we saved on the drink package splurging go get a massage um it ended up we got like a hundred minute massage which was wonderful um but it was just okay don't do the massage but like life you don't want it that thing was it cost as much as a drink package one and two it was an average massage but not like mind-blowing it was i think the ones that hito were better in like a quarter of the price like i it took up a good couple hours of your day like i don't i would not I would not do that again.
But Life at Spice said it was the best massage she's ever had. Well, I'm telling you what, it was not the best massage I ever had. It was the most money I've ever spent on a massage in my life. Also, no, they give themselves an automatic tip that's very significant. And then if you tip on top of that, like, that's part of why it makes it so ridiculous. And they're standing there looking at you as you tip. I felt like there was a little bit of a pressure situation there.
Yeah, like, I did not like it. Like, I enjoyed the massage. It was nice spending time with you and getting to decompress. And the massage was nice. It just was not worth the amount of money we spent. And honestly, we could have had probably done stuff with that two hours. That would have been more fun and way less expensive. Yeah, I agree. So really, we didn't get done to that till like 630. So we had to kind of like come straight back in, get ready and go to dinner.
We actually went to dinner by ourselves this night. And the way they sat us, it was three tables.
Yeah, and two two and if you've ever ate like anyone like a fancy restaurant or like a restaurant in big city you're like crammed together even though you're sitting at your own table everybody around you can like so you're basically sitting with the other yeah um we sat next to one couple from paris which they one they were super sexy they were a beautiful couple totally swap with them um but they also were really cool like talking about some of their experiences and it was just really neat to meet people from other countries and how swingy is in other countries it was i thought they were really their english wasn't super strong either so it was like some there was a little bit of language barrier stuff going on there but now here's the difference was way better than my french yeah here's the difference between dan and i i would have not talked to anybody i think when i started talking to him i was like gave me a look like are you fucking kidding me i don't want to sit here so on our right hand side was a couple from paris who are swingers and they go to camp i'm gonna say it wrong camp day camp dog which is like a nudist resort there in in france and they're telling us all about that and they're like oh you gotta come and they're like oh yeah shoot us a message if you're gonna come we can show you a rat and i'm like i'll shoot you a message that's on our right hand side and then on the left hand side was an older than us couple they're probably a good 20 30 years older yeah country i don't know where i can't remember the georgia no they were from florida okay they were from florida um so dan makes a small talk which i wanted to die but he does it and so then i get roped into the small talk um so we talked about the french couple the other couple was from florida and they had a really interesting story there the husband obviously is some sort of nudist at heart after talking to him he wanted to go on a cruise where he could be naked so he googled that and he booked the books according to him he had no idea we were giving him so much shit we're like you knew yeah he's like i didn't know i'm like how did you book the website says it all over it like so he i swear i didn't know so no no he said he figured it out um before he got there and he called her i was like it's a lifestyle cruise and she was like okay well let's go which good for her for being a good sport said they had a blast they were they're already getting ready to book the next one yeah so they're non swingers and it was funny to talk to you know like to have a conversation with somebody that it's not swingers i was like what the hell do you thinkers, and it was funny to talk to, you know, like to have a conversation with somebody that is not swingers.
I was like, what the hell do you think of this? And it was fun. She said some girl, some lady came up and asked to touch his dick, and he said, well, you got to ask her, and she said, absolutely not. And I said, well, did you explain that you're not a swinger? You're just here? She's like, nope. I just told her no. I just told her no. And it was like really fun. Like, it was fun to cut up with them.
Yeah, they were from Florida, and you florida and you're right and they said they go to a nudist beach somewhere in florida and that's like really their own experience to going to this beach and maybe a couple resorts nudists there's a few nudist um like resorts and stuff in florida too and uh they were saying they're like but not everybody's naked on this shit we thought everybody was gonna be naked yeah and they're you've ever been to a nudist, nudists and swingers don't always get along.
It's like the same, similar but different. Kind of like polyamorous people and swingers. They're different but the same. Nudists don't understand why swingers just won't take off their fucking clothes and walk around.
And not all swingers want to be naked so it was it was enjoyable i'm glad that you again pushed me out of my comfort i think they got in trouble like for walking through the ship naked and they said at one point they didn't quite understand the rules and they're like so on the blitzkers you can only be naked like around the pool and then in like the play room areas right yeah basically that's basically it there might be a few other areas but basically if you're on the top deck or in the pool area or you're in any playroom designated like sex sexual play space you can be naked but in the main ship you're not supposed to be now i will say i saw so many yeah naked or mostly naked people people were wearing like fishnets with nothing underneath it you know so uh it's pretty liberal on it if you could be naked or not but they said they one time they left the pool to go to their room or something and were just butt-ass naked and somebody said something about uh you gotta have clothes on inside the ship sir they were fun we gave them our card so maybe they'll listen to the podcast and hear us talking about them they were they were cool yeah so this night was a fetish night and dj left a spice this was his main night to dj so again um we were we made sure we were at that club like literally we were the first people on the dance floor um and i made like a few take talks with him and stuff before um like before people got in there so that was fun um and sky came down so we didn't have time to make tiktoks and stuff in our room um because our massage yeah because of the massage so we said hey we're gonna go to the club early before you know if anybody else wants to come we can kind of meet in the front of the club and do a couple videos and stuff so sky came down and uh you and her actually got on stage with dj life of spice and we took some pictures and made a couple little videos so those are up on tiktok as well yeah um and they we had been wanting to swap with sky and her husband all week um and it just like it just hadn't happened and so i think like the group was all like this is happening so we were vibing with sky and her husband and also then reno couple was also vibing with sky and her husband reno couple had spent more time at the pool than like we had because we again hadn't been the bull so um there was definitely some like sexual there had been talk about like we need to make this happen yeah yeah and they're like tonight tonight and they're like yeah we're gonna make tonight is the night And so it was super fun We stayed as long as we could For Life of Spice and they're like yeah we're gonna make tonight is the night um and so it was it was super fun we stayed as long as we could for life of spice normally a dj life of spice that we would stay from the time we shut it down he closes but uh we had to this had been in the works for yeah and usually i try to tell him bye you know because we're like his little like um groupies in the front but it was funny because he was like, I looked up and everybody was gone.
Like we had to go fuck. So we went, all three couples went to the playroom. And this night, you'll find as the week goes on at Bliss, people start to get more and more comfortable. And the playrooms start to get more and more. They keep getting busier and busier. And at this night, there was literally like nothing.
We ended up in the middle of one of the big orgy bed and i'm not joking um i was getting hit in the head by somebody else's knee at one point i had to climb over people i mean and but i will say this everybody was super respectful no one touched me without you no other than that i think reno the husband had somebody touch his ass that one night other than that nobody ever no everybody that's the only time anybody said anything about somebody like people's bodies were literally touching not because people were trying to like grow like grope anybody because like there's literally no room so like your leg or your foot or whatever would like be on somebody and it was like hot because you could like pause and like watch the other people it was super hot um i really really enjoyed that so we basically ended up with an orgy with us reno couple and then sky and her husband and i i i fucked all three girls yeah i think you fucked all three guys as well yeah um and it was that was i kind of wish i had had some time with her not reno's wife because she's obviously doesn't like girls but with the wife of the sky couple i didn't know that well there was just like a lot i'm not like people say i'm like not bi but i am i just don't like every girl which obviously i don't like every guy either but like some girls i'm really into and other girls I'm just like so you're really I was into her yeah I thought she was she was really somebody said I think on that video that TikTok we made of the two of you they were like are they sisters you guys kind of yeah it was similar look yeah yeah again she's one of those people that I would totally be friends with outside of like yeah they were really cool that was a good again that was a connection we made you know through that content creators group and we didn't even make content with them but we ended up like i meant to give her my phone number like we have some their snapchat but like i just felt like a cool like friendship vibe with her i would have totally um i can't remember where they're from i know but i'm not gonna say it on here um so uh it was an awesome and like i said like built up and at the end all the guys were like really focused on her which i love because i was kind of like me me and you had a lot of fucking sex you were starting to get wore out by this point me dan was a horndog this entire trip and literally i couldn't walk past him without him like trying to like hump my leg I don't think there's enough to be said about when you're in this me and you are sexual people anyway we have probably more sex than most people I would assume you know me and you have sex almost daily at least three four times yeah four times a week is probably like unless I'm broke or something.
On the lower end for us. But during this bliss cruise. Me and you were probably fucking three or four times a day. It's like if you would walk past me naked. You like. Well one you take so much fucking Viagra on these trips. Not so much. I take one a day. Well you're hard when the wind blows. I mean I walk by you and you're hard. And you're just like wanting to fuck the whole time.
And I don't know if this is like a good like segue into talking about our neighbors i don't know how much time we have but our our neighbors uh fucked like all day every day that's another missed opportunity well that was it you heard me tell tell that dan said we should fuck them for the podcast i wanted to fuck them like i was heavy flirting i was i was manning the ship i was pulling you along yeah and i was really working that angle i was totally into them and they were super hot and they like they have a lot of sex i even wrote on their like little whiteboard on their door y'all fuck all the time and they were like well're like, next time you hear us, fucking come over.
So this is what, this is how we get into the, we should do it for the podcast. Okay, so then, because he said that, then I felt pressured. Right. So then I felt pressured. So then it's like one, and I think, I think the timing was wrong. Yeah. So it's like you were tired. We just got back from somewhere. Like they fucked one morning. I hadn't even brushed my teeth, you know.
And like by the time i got up and brushed my teeth every time i heard once they said to us next time you hear us fucking just come over every time i heard them fucking i'm like lacy let's go fuck them and you're like one of the times you're like in the middle of day with your makeup and then other times you just woke up and it's just the timing half of my hair was curled and dan's like let's go fuck them i'm like no we have to be at dinner in 30 minutes or when it was the morning so i did say let's do it for the pot like it would be a cool story on the podcast and it would not because like i only want to do this because no no no we wanted to fuck them i wanted to fuck them i was super into them and then like i just i felt pressure and i get what you were saying you didn't mean like let's fuck them like we wouldn't fuck them without the podcast that's not yet you were kind of like i don't know and i was like well it would be you know kind of like sweet in the pot a little bit like yeah this is gonna be hot and fun but also that would be a cool like it would have been a cool story like we knocked on the door and like we heard you fucking we heard you fucking can we join super cool and and it might be a cool experience too well and we have friends that that's i can think of like farmer and his wife.
They would have totally done that. Katie and Ryan, totally done that. I am too uptight for shit like that. Well, and I think, and this is, again, I don't, this is where we struggle a bit. Because I don't want to push, because if I push you, you're going to shut down and not do it. But at the same time, I know you want to do some of these things. You would have wanted to fuck them. I wanted to fuck them.
You probably would have wanted to fuck people on the orgy bed that we didn't know and just kind of i did want to fuck them right but i can't it's just such a fun line but i have to somehow encourage you without pressuring you i get it it's just that is such a tightrope for me to walk to try to do that and i guess i just don't know i don't know how to tell you either and i'm sure there's other husbands that can relate to that and there's right other wives that like i'm sometimes i need a little pat on the booty to kind of like push me out of my comfort zone but i i i also don't like being pushed so there's just like a fine line but um so basically they fucked all day every day so every time time they would fuck, you would want to fuck.
Every time I walked by naked, you wanted to fuck. And then I'd like fuck you and you'd like start moaning. You're like, you're just doing this to try to get them to come fuck us. And I was like, well, that's not the I want to fuck because I'm horny because they're making all these hot noises. And so I want to fuck anyway.
But if they hear you moaning and come over here to fuck us, like, that would be a win win it almost like made you uncomfortable though it made you kind of want to shut down which i don't i don't understand because as you're sitting here talking about it you're like that would have been hot and i wanted it but why in the moment were you like i don't feeling pressure and shutting down no idea interesting therapy with danley three i don't i mean I don't know how to describe it, and I don't know, but I was totally into them.
I totally wanted to swap with them. I still would like to swap with them if we ever see if they ever hear this. But I just felt pressure from myself, from them, from you. Not really them. From them, not me. Me. All of us. We all want to fuck each other, but nobody pulled the trigger.
What I don't understand is if you wanted to do it i don't know you thought it would be hot when you had the opportunity i don't understand and i'm trying to coax you a little bit and then you're like fuck you i didn't say that no but i said don't pressure me i don't know uh that's a story for another day i have no idea i'll try to reflect on that and get back with the listeners on why the fuck i am the way that i am but i don't know yeah and it was even the same like with that older couple in the playroom when we were fucking next to them i felt there was i felt like the playroom you're like oh i probably would have fucked him and i'm like well why didn't you then you're like i felt pressure i struggled with stepping outside of my comfort zone on this trip i think i talked about a little bit in the first secrets um I just I it's like I wanted to do it but I just was in my own way and I very much realized that uh I don't know why I don't know why I mean I have no complaint like listen we've swang every single night a couple days we did it a couple times a day like I have no issues with everything that happened yeah I do think on this trip there were some opportunities to do I'll see you next time.
couple days we did it a couple times a day like i have no issues with everything that happened yeah i do think on this trip there were some opportunities to do to step outside of our comfort zone and do new things and you did seem every time that would come you kind of just couldn't i yeah you couldn't get through that threshold i struggled with anxiety and like just just doing it i think like when i had my friends around me and i'm a little bit more confident i can do those things but i just felt i don't know i felt off a little i mean don't get me wrong we still have the beast thing all week too yeah probably threw you off yeah um but i still i mean i had a great time and it was good so i that is a missed opportunity let's finish up friday so what we left you off at thursday we kind of got derailed there for a minute with our hot neighbors trying to fuck them and lacy's anxiety but we left you off we just had sex with reno couple and um sky and her husband yeah just a great orgy we went and got milk and cookies said hi to party mark went to bed yeah friday so friday was our last day uh we slept in we had our breakfast lunch um this was our last day and we had some actual work we had to do we needed to take pictures make tiktoks do all the things we had some merch pictures that we had to take so we um we took the time to do all of that but we did want to make sure that we went to the topless travel pool party it's always kind of like the glow party it's just the place to be and we really wanted to make sure that we were there for that um but again it was it was so windy like this is one of the days that the water was splashing out and they ended ended up draining the pool.
I think this was the last day. So, I never even took my top off. I just had my bathing suit bottoms on. And we just kind of hung out by the pool. Yeah, like drank and danced. And they did a bunch of games. Did the car wash? The car wash. They did a splash belly flop competition. Yeah, so it was fun to watch. Dan encouraged one of our listeners to join, and he won $500 off Vito. Yeah. So that was cool. Yeah, a guy came up and he was talking to us, and he was a big man. Yeah, he was a big man.
He was a large man. And when I was talking to him, and he's like, oh, I don't know if I could do anything. And I'm like, and they started, they're like, oh, belly flop. And I'm like, you would crush a belly flop competition. Hey, when you think of belly flop, that's what comes to mind. Right. If you're going to think of the type of man you would build to win a belly flop competition, that is this man. Yeah. And I'm like, bro, this is your thing. You need to, and he's like, oh, I don't know.
And I'm like, just go do it. Yeah. And he won. He won. I was proud. I feel like we had a small part in that somehow. Yeah. After that, we wanted to go explore the ship because the week had just gotten away from us. And there was so much to see and do. And we just had not done. Like there was a flow rider. There was the water slides, which you could go down topless. There was just all kinds of really fun things.
So we just kind of walked around and did those and chatted with people and all the things and then after that i wanted to go check out um the uh the top deck you could actually have sex outside on the top deck and to me this is it was on our bucket list and it was when else other than a bliss cruise can you fuck on the top deck in the middle of the ocean butt ass naked wind blowing and it was very windy there was even talks that it had been closed and i think it had been closed for the most of the week that top deck playroom had been closed for most of the week and when we went and played there on friday it almost was like maybe they should close this and i don't know if they just left it open because it was like the last day like let people get like let people experience it because it's been closed most of week but uh we had fun yeah so we literally just stripped down naked and fucked on the top deck of a cruise ship and it was really the wind blowing and i really enjoyed it it was uh and then while we were fucking hot wife hunter yeah came up and brought he had a lady friend with him i kind of like he said hi to us we said hi to him and i was like like should we ask him to join us but i don't really know what what their vibe was but she was hot she was very hot but it definitely made for like something really hot to watch um so yeah it was yeah but again by this point my vagina had just been through it you know like all the sex that we had had i was still recovering uh yeah i was just like i was just done dan your dick's too big to be fucking that much um so we fucked and then again we got our mid-afternoon pizza went back to the room rest and relax and then got ready we actually had dinner with a reno couple sky couple and then they had met we're gonna call them arizona couple it was another couple that we had seen throughout the ship a few times but them and reno couple really hit it off or they're from the same neck of the woods yeah so um they ate with us and then there that's when the surgeon there was a surgeon and his wife also ate with us and um so it was a good dinner chit-chatted had fun everybody laughed and cut up it was fun um the problem with this night was one the playrooms closed early and two i had a date yeah so we hadn't talked about this until now and if you follow us on social media you probably have seen this but probably it was a year ago naughty in New Orleans last year.
Mrs. Life of Spice told me that she had a fantasy of Mr. Life of Spice playing without her. And that was something that she really wanted to do. And she didn't necessarily ask me, but it was a conversation that was had about, you know. In that conversation, part of what she said is it would have to be somebody like you that I could, I knew I trusted, I knew within a stable relationship so that I could be comfortable with enjoying it. Yeah. Yeah.
So a few weeks prior to the bliss cruise, she had texted me and was like, Hey, I'd like to ask you something.
And it's okay if you say no, but I really, really want this and I this and i trust you and i was like okay which i kind of knew when she said that i knew what wasn't sure because the way she said it i thought it was gonna be like something like crazy yeah like yeah she was like basically she was like i want him to have sex with you on the bliss cruise and i want to like y'all to video it so i can see it or facetime or something so i was like let me dan talk about it and we'll get back to you and so we talked about it and we decided that we were okay with it as long as she was okay with it yeah so for us it's it's 100 within our boundaries because i was in the room with the two of you so like i mean had she asked like hey can they play separately without dan i probably still would have done it honestly.
But, like, that would have, I think, been pushing us a little bit more. Maybe, and I guess in my head when she first said, like, I want to ask you something. And it's okay to say no. Maybe I thought that's what she was going to ask. Yeah, yeah. Because I wasn't 100% sure. But then when she was like, yeah, I want you to play with Life of Spice and, you know, just have Dan video it. I was like, well, that's, we've done that.
Like, we've had single guys come in and and fuck you while i videotape like that's not outside of our norm now where it is outside of the norm is her not being there and because we're all such close friends i just didn't hurt my friendship it hurting that yeah my friendship is the most important thing there so that that was my only concern is because if you've listened the podcast for since the beginning dan and i played separate ones and it was terrible it went down like a sinking ship um like i cried the whole time and i just i i was afraid that she would feel similar but i because this is something that i knew she had been talking about for almost a year um i something about it she was very good at reassuring you and i think we all did a very good job leading up to this of making sure everybody was comfortable she sent me the sweetest video like a few hours before and was like i just want to tell you i'm super excited i can't wait like she was so cute she made i'm okay i'm excited about this talks like she shared with everybody she very much made me feel comfortable i honestly was more worried about him like i felt like what if he felt pressured and his wife's not there and then you know but it went perfect it couldn't have went any better so we literally like said like okay at this time yeah come to our room and uh and it was a time where she was home alone and could enjoy herself yeah while we sent her pictures and videos and so he showed up knocked on the door i think he was there for a good 10 minutes yeah he hadn't had sex in a week or so imagine so he hadn't had sex in a week but he's djing and watching you know everything that's happening at the blue screws is kind of unfolding in front of his face so i know like me and you were having sex three or four times a day so imagine being him and being in that environment not having your partner and basically like i guess you go back to your room and jerk off but like that's that's your only release yeah um but it But it was super cute.
I really enjoyed myself. She was so cute like she was so excited like getting the videos and she was like oh my god i've never been this turned on and like um she sent us some videos back yeah so it was cool because it very much felt like we were all in this together and it was couldn't have went better. So I, you know, I don't know if she'll listen, but I'm so appreciative that she chose me. I felt very honored to fuck her husband. Yes. We're so fucked up. It was a good experience.
It was a very good experience. Um, but we are whores and we, well, goes back to dinner so at dinner basically us renal couple and then now this new arizona couple we're like are you guys fucking like do you guys want to go to the playroom well the playroom's closed at midnight right so this is like seven eight o'clock maybe where we pushed ourselves because we didn't really know that Arizona couple, we basically only had dinner with them.
I think we might have seen them one or two other times on the ship, but basically dinner with them was really the only interaction we had with them. And so we were like, are you guys trying to go to the playroom tonight? And they were like, yes. And we were like, well, we have a date with Mr.
Life and Spice, but if you want, as soon as we're done with that, because the playroom's closed at at midnight we can meet you at the playrooms and they're like oh well what time do you think and i was like well we can text you but it's going to be i think we said like 11 right and because the playrooms close at midnight basically we were like because they wanted to go dance for a little bit too so like they went to dance while we and i think we even left it like we're going to the 11.
If you guys want to come, we'll meet you there. And if you're not there by like 11, 10. We'll go on in. We'll just go on in. I think that's, it wasn't like we're all going to go fuck. No. We kind of left it open in it a little bit. So, but we did all meet there. And the playrooms were completely packed. They wouldn't let us in? No. They did say we could go in, actually. Oh, I thought they said we're at capacity. They did, but then I went up there and talked to that guy.
They said, you can go in, but you're probably not going to find a bed. So we kind of like, okay, what? Because we all wanted to fight. Like, there was sexual tension in the air, for sure. Yeah.
And we're like, okay, so our two options are we can go in there and spend a half hour trying to find a bed, and then by the time we find one and get started, going to close it on us yeah or we just go back to somebody's room yeah and then we'll have the rest of it as long as we want to fuck and so uh the arizona couple was like well we actually have a junior suite and so we have plenty of room in our room if you guys want to come back to our room and fuck yeah like that is genius yeah so we all basically went together up to um arizona but it was um it was kind of funny because we didn't swap with arizona couple we only swapped with a reno couple i would have totally been down i saw flopped a little bit she's like my dick a little bit yeah um and he like touched the husband was struggling a little um and i i don't usually you notice on our podcast we don't usually like call people out for like struggling because that's not our vibe you know um but in this case i think it's important to know that like it just wasn't happening and um and was fine uh and you actually were struggling for a little while there too.
Yeah, so we started all three couples on the bed and i think me and you started together and they started together and then at some point um she was you were like sitting on my face and the arizona girl was like sucking my dick i mean it's hard as a rock everything is going great and fine um and then i don't know if we do we take a little water break like we stopped for a minute or two a couple minutes and then it was like okay now i was like oh i'm gonna i'll take um reno couple reno the wife and start playing with her and my stuff just wouldn't yeah it wouldn't come back to life uh and i don't know i don't know why i have no idea why yeah i had no i never had problems all week we've been fucking the shit out of each other my dick would had like like you said if you blew wind on it it would get hard but that transition i don't know because we didn't really know that other i have no idea i couldn't tell you why yeah i was struggling but i was um so what ended up happening is i took reno the wife off him because the problem is when you have three couples on like one queen bed you're basically all like kicking each other and like it's awkward you know i mean like you don't have room to do everything you need to do and you're kind of like you know my butt's in your face you know i mean so so i grabbed reno couple and took the wife over to the couch it was just me and her and started um just playing i think i went down on her or something like that and i think at that same time her husband started fucking you and then you're starting to make the the good noises and then it was like dan came back to life yeah and what's crazy so at this point i was so sore from all the sex that i just was kind of done.
But I kind of was like, wasn't sure if I was even going to like play. I was, you know, part of it and don't mind like some of the other stuff. But I just didn't know how much actual sex I could handle. And he originally fucked Arizona couple. And I was like, I want some of that. And so he fucked me.
But then I couldn't even take it because I was so sorry he fucked her and he fucked her good and I think at one point in time you were like he's like are you you're like down the fuck and you're like I'll take what you gave her yeah and but I and he fucked me for a few minutes and I was like okay I can't take I gotta tap out so I kind of like I would have 100% swat with her husband he was struggling a little I was like, okay, I can't take it anymore. I got to tap out.
So I kind of like, I would have 100% swat with her husband. He was struggling a little. I was obviously struggling. I was struggling. I mean, it was the last night. Yeah, it was the last night. We, you know, we didn't really have a whole lot of time to get to know that other couple. So it just was, but it was a great way to end.
It was hot um well then at that so me and her were on the couch and then i took her up to the balcony oh yeah i bent her over the balcony and fucked her she squirted and then like i pulled out of her as she was coming and kind of like fingered her with my hand like rubbed her clit with my hand and she made yeah it was funny because it was like she was like thanks for not doing that in the room she's like thanks for taking well i bet part of it was mental for her that she knew she was out on the balcony so she could do that right for sure I love it.
I love taking. Well, I bet part of it was mental for her that she knew she was out on the balcony. So she could do that. Right. For sure. It was hot. Yeah. They ordered water from room service. They brought us like eight water. Like a hundred dollars of water or something. I don't have no idea. Yeah. But they brought waters right to the, which I didn't know you could do that. It was smart. They brought waters right to the room and we all kind of, I wasn't done.
I was ready to, at that point in time, I was ready to keep going but oh and then we uh put arizona on the bed oh yeah so we kind of all kind of finished up and we were drinking waters and kind of relaxing for a minute and i don't even remember i think mr reno jumped on arizona on the bed yeah you still wanted to fuck and i had my robe on yeah it was like i'm like read the room dan i'm anyway, I don't, we started talking about the podcast and blindfolds and I'm like, oh, I actually have my blindfold right here.
And she's like, really? And I'm like, well, yeah, you want to try it real quick? So we put her in the bed, we blindfolded her and used a toy on her. And you were like, do you want to turn? And I'm like, no, I'm ready to go.
They probably thought I was such a bitch, but I was just like, you know, it was it was like 1 a.m last night we had been gone from our home for like 10 days i was like i'm done i am done the funny thing is that's how how we ended the last november was the last time the last night yeah we had an orgy and the girls took turns one at a time i'm being blindfolded and mass fucked. Yeah. So I think I was trying to kind of recreate that energy, but it just didn't quite happen. No, it didn't.
It was a good experience. So I know we're over time, but do we have like three minutes to go over our fuck it list really quick? I have it pulled up if you want me to read it to you. Let's go over it. Yeah. Okay.
So the first one was for you, have a threesome with a unicorn that did not happen did not happen daytime playroom technically it did happen because we played on the top deck because that was a playroom technically we did play and it was open air top deck playroom during the day yeah but we didn't swap with anybody but that didn't say that meet a couple who has never heard of the podcast in SWAT. We did not do that. No.
playroom during the day yeah but we didn't swap with anybody but i didn't say that meet a couple who has never heard of the podcast and swap we did not do that no you did not do that sex with an older gentleman that did not happen did not happen dan tried find an unknown not in the playroom couple in full swap with them uh we did that with the sky couple what is it find a unknown couple not in the playroom and full swap yes we did not to be fair we did not going into blitz cruise we did not know sky couple um we talked to them a little bit leading into it you did we got added to the group chat but i'm not even i would say that was a that's a go yeah um mine was my half of my all-time high which was three guys in one day which i did that on wednesday was three the most did you ever do four no i think it's the most and i think i actually had sex with maybe four guys that i can't remember that but it was at least three airtight for me did not have any girl and girl play time play play you still haven't gone to a girl i didn't do that play off the ship that was supposed to be on our catamaran ride what could have been anything but but that was where we were planning to do it and we didn't go 60 plus you did not play on the top deck we did help someone squirt for the first time we did not do that you had a lot of offers though yeah there were several girls that walked up to me and was like i've never squirted before but it was always like not you know i mean like it wasn't like in a playroom it was like as we.
To go to dinner, yeah. So we did not. I think what we do is we save these for Hedo. Like let's not make a new Hedo one. We just kind of save some of these ones we haven't done yet. I really think, so we've talked about whether we need to do a fuck it list for Hedo or not. And I said in the Hedo group chat, I don't think we're going to make one. But I want to make myself or we should make, available to help other people. Yeah, I'm totally down with that. I just wanna take the pressure off.
But I will say that we go on so many trips with our friends, and we're usually connected rooms, they're across the hall. I do feel like this trip was really about you and I.
me and you had a lot of sex yeah we had a lot of time like alone i know somebody that's not a swinger that hears this and they're like what the fuck you're fucking everybody else the whole time but for the first time in a long time i felt like it was like a you and i vacation and we hadn't really had that and a lot of a long time even though we travel and we do all this stuff, just the two of us. And we go all these places. This felt like a good time for me and you to kind of like reconnect.
And as much as we didn't do the fuck it list. As much as I miss my friends and stuff like that. I was very much enjoyed that aspect of this trip. I agree. I agree.
I think there was a little bit of you struggling with struggling with anxiety and i think we've when me and you have even talked about this bliss cruise we kind of like focused on that but i don't think we need to forget the rest of it because one we had great sex every single night yeah we had some great sex during the their day me and you fucked like rabbits the entire fucking week like you said we got you know we went on excursions just me and you not a bunch of our friends it was just me and you going out on the boat trip just me and you uh you know going shopping and exploring and you know so me and you got a lot of just one-on-one quality time outside of fucking in sex um so yeah i think overall it was a great experience i think bliss Cruise is probably one of my favorite lifestyle things, if not the favorite thing that we do.
I agree. Each year now. Yeah, I agree. And especially I love seeing the diversity. I love seeing all the ages.
I mean, just to me, if you if you think the lifestyle lacks all of that, go on a Bliss um yeah because there's a literally a little bit of everything yeah i think that's a good point you know if you get on social media and if you you know follow influencers or if you read through our comment sections a lot of the criticism we get is you know where are all the people of color where are you know like oh it's you know sure it's only pretty skinny people that you guys fuck or you know 30 year olds this lifestyle isn't is only for hot people you know we get all these things right and the truth is people that are commenting these things aren't lifestyle people and they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about but if you if you are curious how diverse the lifestyle really is going to going on a bliss cruise will open your eyes yeah there are so many different people um from so many different backgrounds so many different ethnicities there's people like we said we met people from france from uh europe uh you know australia uh you know there was all kinds of every state you can think of, diversity, people of color, they were all there on the Bliss Cruise.
Now, I think our community could do better at all of those things. Oh, for sure. But I do think… I think the Bliss Cruise, though, is a very good opportunity that if you lack that in your local club, if you lack that in your hotel takeover that you go… But the truth be, if you're at some club in some state, you know, rural part of the country, you just might not have that type of diversity, you know what I mean? A bliss cruise, a hito.
But something like a bliss cruise where people fly from all over the world to come in for this cruise, it really shows you, one, how open and accepting this community is and how, you know, when you bring people together that are open-minded all of those things don't matter right i think our our society focuses so much on ways to divide each other you know i mean ways to like prove that we're we're divided um i think something like a bliss cruise proves that all that shit really doesn't matter yeah and it's really all about the people i just wish that everybody could experience it to kind of see and i get that it's not available to everybody but um it's a it's an awesome time and if that's something that you can do once in your life i think you should take that opportunity a hundred percent and if you want to come on the bliss cruise with us we are are booked for both the April and the November 2025 cruises.
And if you want to come with us, if you want me and Lacey to be your tour guys, if you want to be added to our private group chats and, you know, get special merch and kind of be able, you know, make we'll make ourselves available to answer your questions and kind of coach and mentor you through this type of experience. You can go on to swingersociety.net. The April and November, 2025 crews are up to be booked right now. And the April, 2026 crews is available to be booked.
So if you're interested in any of those three, we will be on all three of them personally, and we will be there to kind of help you, help you through that experience. So go book those. Now I'm going to guess that that April, really both the 2025 cruises are probably getting towards capacity. So don't, don't hesitate to book those or else you're not going to get a room. Yeah. All right. Anything else for the pineapple people out there? That's it. All right. Another great bliss cruise.
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