
Bi the Way with Nchotwife & Drtymaxx · Ashley & Kyle
Episode 6 We made thousands on onlyfans in a few minutes!
Show notes
we go back to our first ever onlyfans live where we crashed the onlyfans servers with how many people tried to watch live then we talk about our first Christmas themed swinger hotel takeover
Transcript
here we are back again a little late but we're here yep got a little rocky last week but we are by the way with nt howie and dirty max yes so sorry for the delay guys um we went to warp tour in orlando which was great we had a blast um but i got struck throat and then we both got the flu yeah so we've been kind of like hibernating for the past like two weeks yeah pretty much almost two weeks yeah and then it was thanksgiving yep but we're good yeah it's over we're done we're past it yes we're like almost almost 100% now yep um so we are going to talk about our time when we went to Pittsburgh yep went to Pittsburgh for a Halloween ticket what was it like um it was a Halloween like sensations hotel taker it was um Secret sensations so it was like s-i-n-s-a-t-i-o-n-s um and i don't know why we went i can't remember i think dan and lacy were going okay and then we kind of they they invited us and then we invited some of our friends yes and then but we didn't realize like it wasn't really in pittsburgh yeah so we got airbnb in pittsburgh yeah but it was like a good hour away from there from the city yeah so we figured we would get an airbnb with our friends yeah well they were like let's let's go hang at airbnb let's go up because i think the party was like friday and saturday yeah they were like well why don't we go thursday and let's do like only fans live yes that was i would i was getting ready to say that was first time we did only fans live but that was first time we did only.
Correct. With another couple. No, because we had done one. Oh, duh. Yeah, yeah. Just kidding. First time we had ever done one with... With Dan and Lacey. Dan and Lacey. Yep. So, the friends of ours picked out the Airbnb. Yep. It looked amazing online. It looked like a super nice place.
I it's still it was a nice place it was a super nice place um so we go and check in on thursday yeah um can't even remember what like the whole night was crazy yeah because we drove the whole way day it was like nine hours yeah it was it was like nine hours before we needed to fly era like we just fucking drove everywhere yeah we drove everywhere now we're over like our fear of flying like that thank goodness um because that was a long drive um so we get there we get all like settled in try to figure out which room and everything we want and we're one of those weird couples that like likes to have their own bathroom yeah um which of course the other couple was totally fine with um which it was pretty much it was it was three bedroom three bath oh yeah it was pretty much Because had their own bathroom yeah we just got the i guess it was the ensuite the ensuite yeah because the bathroom was in the room um but the the airbnb was nice yeah it was just weird because the guy who owned it he owned the house next to it yeah and he was living in the house next to it yes but then when the house the airbnb wasn't rented he was living in the Airbnb cuz like you walk in and like his shoes are in there the clothes are still in there like his toothbrushes upstairs I'm like this is fucking weird yeah it was very he was like usually when you get like an Airbnb it's like somebody messages you like you usually never meet the person like this guy was, like, there when we, like, checked, not in the house, but he was, like, met us outside.
Like, it was just, it was just a little too, like, close. It's like, all right, like, I want to stay in your house, but I don't want to fucking meet you. And also, I mean, it's Pittsburgh. Like, the houses are closed together.
You park park on the street there's not much room in the like in the driveway and i'm trying to remember what vehicle you had at the time we drove that dually yeah my husband you had your dually and fit great on the street yeah um so we were like sticking out it was it was fine yeah but we got there um they had a hot tub so we're like all right let's go to the hot tub the six of us and let's do a tiktok live yeah and like it blew up yes there was it's i'm pretty sure it's been like still to this day our biggest tiktok live that we've ever had i think it was what like 18 19 000 people were in there actively at one time there was a ton of people in there like the comments were coming in so fast you could you could just randomly read like one well and it's almost like they were like they were coming in and like batches and groups yeah and it was almost like it couldn't keep up so it was like a delay almost yeah like it was like oh wait like let me catch up now yeah it was but it was wild it was a crazy it was an awesome yeah awesome we had a blast with the tiktok live and you know you have a plan like we'll go live on tiktok at like nine or whatever it was and then go live on only fans at like 11.
oh that tiktok live was doing so good that yeah we stayed on there for we stayed on it was, and then go live on OnlyFans at, like, 11. Oh, that TikTok Live was doing so good that... Yeah, we stayed on there for, like... We stayed on... It was probably almost midnight by the time I got off, and they were like, all right, we should probably go ahead and get off here. So, we got off the TikTok Live. We're like, all right, like, let's get ourselves together. Let's go upstairs and get ready for the OnlyFans Live.
The original plan was to go live on Dana Lacey's page because they had a bigger following. So that way then more people are on theirs. And then halfway throughout, switch to our page. So that way then you get the big wave of people to come to our page. Right.
So tiktok live helps them out and then you know then we do the only fans live and then it kind of helps us out so it's like a it's a mutual it doesn't help out one person more than the other like no we're gonna help each other out yeah no it was great um but they went to pull up their live on only fans and i guess it crashed the server because it wouldn't handle it. And the internet there was fucking phenomenal. Yeah, it was great internet, but the amount of people that were trying to get into that live. Yeah, it was like the OnlyFans servers couldn't handle the amount of people that went.
So then what do they do?
All those people that were trying to get into the live then jump to your page and then it crashed yours too yeah so we had so many people that were pissed off at us but it wasn't anything that we could do it was it was the only fans servers yeah it was it was their fault um so i mean we still had a great time with it we still yeah we still fucked we still had a great time um which that was the first time that actually me and lacy had fucked like we had made content before but we never full swapped until that oh yeah until then that's true i think about that so then we it was great we had a blast it was a lot of fun we had to deal obviously with the people after that were upset because we they couldn't see it live and then but what could we do it wasn't our fault yeah um I'm pretty sure we still like said it all to everybody after the fact or something like that because we couldn't get it to come up um but i feel like that was like the beginning of our like going live on tiktok before doing only fans live trying to do on our tiktok lives in the hot tub all the time which it doesn't work like that anymore but or tiktok lives in the hot tub all the time which it doesn't work no more it doesn't work like that anymore um but we had a lot of fun with it yeah and i'm pretty sure we like did the only fans live and like we fucked on there and then we fucked again after yeah because the other friends that came with us they weren't like open on like only fans and stuff like social media well social media i guess but yeah i mean they were in the tiktok live but they weren't on only fans so they kind of sat back behind the cameras while we fucked for a little bit and then i'm pretty sure then they joined in after that yeah but like they were on the sidelines like while we were doing the OnlyFans live.
She was sucking his dick. It was great. It was super hot. So then they joined us in after, and we just had a great night. Yeah. Stayed up probably way too late. Yeah.
And then the next morning, we found out that we left the lid off of the hot tub and the jets ran all night long and like ran the hot tub like because i was so hung over the next morning i was like i'm gonna go sit in the hot tub and i go to open up the lid and there's like halfway full of water and i'm like fuck there's no water in here so then we're like okay why don't we just like then i couldn't find a garden hose yeah there was like no garden hose on the house at all so then um so we take the trash like the kitchen trash cans pull the trash bags out of it and we're like filling up trash cans in the shower carrying them out there dumping them into tub to refill it.
Well, we were trying to make sure, like, the water was already super hot. So, we were, like, trying to get the water super hot from the shower and then taking them out there and... Yeah. Yeah, and I think that's kind of what sparked the whole, like, the Airbnb host was not so happy with us. Well, he had evidently already walked over there.
there that's right because he saw where the water had leaked out so he shut it off and put the lid back on yeah instead of hey let me just go ahead and just refill this because you know it's thursday night or early friday morning these people don't check out until sunday let's let me go ahead and refill this what this hot tub for them so they can continue to use it yeah common mistake if you don't have a hot tub like i didn't fucking know that yeah we didn't know um but then like he had one of those like smart refrigerators where you could write shit on there we were like drawing dicks on there and shit like that and then the next morning it was all erased so i don't know if he was like remotely erasing it off of his phone or like it kind of like that's the first time we've ever stayed in airbnb and i've locked the bedroom door in our bedroom because i just didn't feel like i didn't feel safe like i felt like this guy could come into the house at any point yeah and i mean he obviously had a key like yeah like he lived there i'm like this is fucking weird yeah so and then another thing was there was no blinds on the house at all there was no blinds there were Blah no curtains, no nothing.
So, if you go in the bedroom at night and turn the light on and you change clothes, like he's getting himself bird's eye view over there it was very strange it was a beautiful Airbnb but the Airbnb host was very odd and then the next day we got up and we had that whole fiasco and then i think dan and lacy were leaving that day yeah they left because they had to go to the hotel takeover uh where the hotel takeover was so they could check in their room and get everything set up over there um because they were doing like a but we we made like more content and more tiktoks and reels and stuff like that we did before they left yeah we made a bunch of reels and a bunch of tiktoks and that was the first time that i had ever tried dvp yep um i think that i should have tried a little bit like two like two smaller dicks would have been a lot easier to try dvp on the first time go big Me and Lacey both were like, two smaller dicks would have been a lot easier to try DVP on the first time.
Go big or go home. Me and Lacey both were like, I think I broke my vagina. Like, why did I do this so early in the weekend? Like, we still have two more nights of this. Like, why did we do this? But it was super hot. Super, super hot.
I think I've done it a couple times since then yeah but still like that was still probably that time has been like the perfect i don't know the best way to say it not the the easiest most well it's very hard to get like they make dvp and porn look so easy and it's so fucking hard to get like the logistics of like the bottom guy and then you on top and then the second guy and it's just like if one guy it's like both guys have to have some decent length if not like you're just gonna like it's a battle it's like no i'm in here like so you gotta find somebody like with some like and you can't yeah and like the curvature and everything like you have to be like because we used to do it with one couple and like i could never be on the bottom he always had to be on the bottom and you had to sit on top of him and then i because if not then like we were like fighting yeah they're always fighting each other um so yeah they make it look way easier yeah important than it is um but it was super hot it was super hot the way that we did it it was great the angles like that you guys got from the actually i guess lacy filmed that part when i was doing it and then i filmed it for you guys so like seeing that angle from the back was super hot um but yeah so we made some super hot content with them um and then after that I think we like went out to dinner we did the other couple the other couple because Dan and Lacey had to leave so we went out to dinner with the other couple kind of explored um Pittsburghittsburgh a little bit um it was beautiful yeah it was beautiful um and then i remember we when we went to dinner we sat on opposite that's right we made it seem like we were with the other other person to confuse the the waitress So I sat with her husband and he sat with his wife.
Yeah. And we just tried to, like, when they came up, it was like, well, where are you guys from? And we're like, I don't know. We, like, confused it right off the bat as to where we're from. And she was probably like, oh, my God. Who are these people? She's like, are you guys here for work or for whatever? Pleasure. I was like, the pleasure of work or whatever. I can't remember which one it was. We're here for both. Yeah. But no, we went out to dinner with them. And we did not go to the hotel takeover that night. No, because it was like over an hour.
So we're like, we're not going to drive an hour each night, each way way we'll just go one night and like that'll be fine so we went out to dinner we had a great time with them we came back um by then the hot tub was back together yeah um or back in working order so we um sat and hung out in the hot tub for a little while and i'm pretty sure we started pretty sure we started um doing some doing some stuff out there and then we're like all right it's too cold yeah we gotta go inside um so then we well like hot tub and like fucking is just it's not the greatest like no it doesn't it doesn't really work out it's cool for like foreplay and stuff like that but for actual like fucking, it's not the greatest.
Water is not a good little shit. Not unless you're actually sitting on the side of it and doing something, which really is not in the hot tub at that point. And that was Pittsburgh in October, so it's not something you really want to be doing outside at night. Yeah. So we went inside. Yeah.
And we had some more fun up there and that i remember this that was the first time that our friend he had finished in front of somebody else yeah which i thought was super cool like oh like we got to be those people we got to be the first people um that he finished in front of like that just made us feel good because like he was comfortable yeah i mean it doesn't doesn't always happen like we've talked about it in the past yeah you know like doing couple swaps or orgies whatever not every single like the guys don't finish every single time yeah they just don't you know i've been this way like you just don't feel comfortable like you're like okay i can't relax enough like there's too much shit going on like well it's a lot of pressure yeah it's a lot of pressure for for like guys to finish um and then you don't want to be the first one to finish because then you don't want to be just sitting around waiting there for everybody else so it's like it's like a game it's like a do I finish or do I not finish like when do I finish like so yeah and then you're like oh my god why did he finish so fast like if you finish first so um which i would just take as a compliment yeah but i would just take it as a compliment like hey i must have been like i must have been doing pretty good over here yeah um trying to remember what we did on saturday like during the day i don't feel like we really i think we kind of just it was kind of low key chill yeah saturday we just um i remember he got up and uh made breakfast both days friday and saturday he got up and made breakfast which is the first time that we ever saw somebody make bacon in a pan and like just sit there and just like mix it up with the grease and everything Like cut it up or cut it in like each piece in half and then so we we do that a lot now um so that was the first time we had ever seen that got to include my food in this process okay always um and so we we did not eat mexican though we did not we did not eat we did not we went to i'm pretty sure when we went out to eat on friday it was like a like a sports bar or something equivalent to that so yeah so saturday we just got up had breakfast we just hung out the couple that we were with um she worked from home her job was remote yeah um so she did some work and then obviously we sat and did some work too because i mean why not yeah we were just going to chill out we may as well go ahead and work some so we didn't have to do it um when we got home because we both still had regular jobs too yeah at this time no you had already quit your job at this time oh i still had a regular job at that time you quit your job oh yeah I did and this was October so it was like what two months later and we'll get to that story one day um it'll be great I can't wait to talk about it but some other things have to happen before we can talk about that um so yeah so Saturday we just hung out we just chilled worked some I'm sure we went and hung out in the hot tub again we did I'm pretty sure we might have even like taken a nap I don't know somebody one of us might have um if anybody did it was probably me um and then we decided we'll go to the hotel takeover tonight we'll go one night um figured saturday night may as well go um and it was a halloween party so we wanted to kind of dress up we wanted to kind of coordinate with the other couple yeah so like we were i was jesus you were a good angel she was like a bad angel and then he was like a devil yeah it was hot it was super hot like we all got our like matching outfits um and so it wasn't the most comfortable jesus costume came from wasn't the most comfortable costume for me because i had a fucking wig on and then like a beard too so it was just like all scratchy and shit and then like i was constantly going like this like i should have worn like a fucking bandana now you know what it's like to be a woman and have hair constantly in your face no like the wig is just like they make wigs like to just like fall forward on like as soon as I would like just move my head forward a little bit like all the hair would be in my face maybe I should have done a little bit better because I was constantly going like this all night long I i'm sure it didn't last very long no i don't think it did i think you ended up getting rid of it but um so we went and like found dan and lacy at the um at their in their hotel room and they were doing like a i guess it was a shot room i don't know i think they were doing a shot room.
That's right. They did. They had, because they had all the Panac bottles. Oh yeah. Because they're the pineapples. That we were passing out shots. Yeah. And I, I was just in the hotel or just in the hotel room, hanging out with the, hanging out with our friend. And I think Lacey was in there.
There's a couple other people in there that we met um and you went out there yeah it was me and then the other guy were the ones passing out the shots yeah and they were just out there like living their best life like little social butterflies yeah and I'm like who is this like I was like these people are so nice here like yeah and he is not a social butterfly at all you guys have probably figured that out about him um but yeah he was out there like talking up storm talking to all these people and you drew jesus costume on and somebody came up to you and there was like one girl that came up to me and like got on her knees and it's like oh father I have sin I need some I need some holy water so that's that was my thing like I was gonna start giving out holy water um so that was hilarious like that was that was a lot of fun um and after the shot room we went to the dance floor we all danced for a while and it didn't last long because we were back in the room fucking again yeah it may have lasted i don't know like 30 minutes yeah maybe maybe and then we were all back in the room fucking and so we like fucked for a little while and then we're like all right we got an hour drive like let's go ahead and go back and then we went back and but you're forgetting the best part cause they were the other couple was in the backseat of my truck she sucked his dick and we could I couldn't see it because obviously it was dark yeah and but you could hear it oh and like you could hear like when he finished yeah and that was that was pretty fucking hot yeah it's just like i was like damn that's pretty fucking hot like just a couple like we're just chilling in the truck and they're just like having a good time back there that was super hot i forgot about that yeah obviously you did it there's a lot of stuff that's happened in that truck that you don't have anymore yeah that was a little slutty truck right there if you're the new owner of the truck i promise it was like cleaned like yeah yeah it was clean all right yeah he he cleaned it thoroughly often um a lot of bare asses sitting on that back seat um so that happened and then we went back and we played some more yeah we played with them some more stayed up entirely way too it was like four or five o'clock in the morning when we went to sleep of course we had like a nine hour drive i mean why would you go to bed early the last night yeah i mean you live it out may as well um so we back had some fun with them and then of course had to do the dreaded long drive home the next day um but it was we had a lot of fun we had a lot of fun it was great it was definitely a great experience as far as um like doing the only fans live and for it to just crash because there were so many people trying to get on there.
We didn't know that was a thing. Like, that was something that couldn't even happen. Yeah, I don't think they even knew that either. Yeah. It was just wild because there were so many people just trying to get in it. Yeah. But that was the beginning for a lot of things, I feel like. Yeah was great the only bad thing about the trip was the airbnb not the airbnb just the guy the airbnb host was just a piece of work yeah he was kind of too picky about it like i understand like you want your shit to want your shit to stay nice.
But at the same time, it was just like, like, when you get into Airbnb, like, as an owner or host, whatever, like, you're going to have people that just, like, come and destroy your shit. Not saying that we're going to. No, and we didn't. We absolutely did not destroy. I mean, obviously, the hot tub.
But, like, everything else, we left super clean like we um did a great job and i remember our friend actually left him like a decent review on airbnb because she didn't want him to come back and you know leave a bad review on on hers and he ended up doing that yeah um and like like ruined her airbnb like profile because of it yeah so i felt bad for that but um it was a great trip we had a blast um we haven't been back to one of those parties again but it's also nine hours away it's even further now i would say yeah it's even further now probably like 12 hours um but it was a great time yeah but and like the the pool or the the hotel had like a it was like an indoor pool but not like when you think about like an indoor pool in a hotel like you think about a indoor pool at a hotel it's just like one little section like you go into this room at indoor pool.
The indoor pool was like in the main area and like you think about a indoor pool at a hotel it's just like one little section like you go into this room indoor pool the indoor pool was like in the main area and then all the room so if you had an indoor room you could walk straight from your room into like the pool area almost yeah so imagine like they took like the pool area secrets and enclosed that whole area that's kind of what it felt like yeah it was actually it was really cool they had like a bunch of like indoor but almost like felt like outside because of like the atmosphere and like the decor and stuff like that um but definitely a hotel takeover we would go back to if we ever get back to that area.
Which takes us to our next topic, which was our next hotel takeover in Charlotte, North Carolina, which is LSE, which stands for which stands for lifestyle connections that was our next party yeah so that we did christmas in december yes party yeah um which we had lsc they only do one night yes full takeover one night and so daniel lacy of course invited us to go and then um daddy mike and daphne yes some of their close friends they were like why don't we get like an airbnb in charlotte let's go back let's do it only fans because we were living off the high off of the one in october yeah it was only like six weeks before yeah let's try to fucking recreate it yeah so we can try to make the same amount of money again we just couldn't find one i don't think we could find one with a hot tub that wasn't because we're only staying one night yeah we're only staying one night so of course there's all the restrictions like it was going to be like an extra like five or six hundred dollars for like one with a airbnb or one with hot tub just for one night yeah it was crazy and i'm like that's a lot of money to just for one night yeah um yeah so we got an airbnb with um dan and lacy Donnie, Mike, and Daphne for that one night.
We ended up doing, of course, TikTok Live. Yeah. And then we did our OnlyFans Live after that.
There was a lot of emotions going on that day day and so i don't even think during so we went on um same as pittsburgh we went on dan and lacy's page first right i'm pretty sure yeah um i think and then it was i don't remember which one it was i almost feel like you guys both went on at the same time we might have went on at the same time um and so we went on her page and then went on our pages and i don't even think that we even swapped at all i don't think so i think that we just with i just remember it was like a three person couch there was like a couch and all six of us were like squeezed on that couch like with when we pretty much just stayed with our own partner yeah like we stayed with our own partner and we were either like on top of you or we were on the floor um or like vice versa with you guys and yeah it was just there was a lot going on and we have we still obviously had a job like I don't want to say a job to be done but we had a we had I mean we had people that were expecting us to be there so we had to you know so we still had to to be able to perform for that um but it was still super hot like we all play obviously played in the same room and still um just had a blast yeah i remember you um i just remember that one scene where you there's like one picture where you picked me up and you were fucking me and it just like all of our tattoos I guess were like in line and it just it was super super hot picture um so I remember that um but we still had fun like even though we didn't like swap at all I don't feel like that's something that always has to happen we had the next day because we rented the airbnb and we did like a late checkout we did so we were making content and reels and stuff the next day anyway so it was like okay well we're gonna fuck tomorrow and then we still have the hotel takeover so we're gonna yeah fuck again later so yeah so we still had there was still plenty of opportunities for things to be done um and so we got up the next morning we all got ready and we asked for late checkout that's right we did but well we asked and i'm pretty sure we paid for it yes asked and paid for late checkout and it was like 11 o'clock somebody knocking on the door a A cleaning person.
Yeah. And we're, like... Like, no. No, we paid for a late checkout. So, we made a bunch of reels. A bunch of Christmas, like, TikToks and reels. And then each girl got, like, their own little time. So, like...
Yeah, it was just, like, one like one girl and then like two or three guys yeah like each time and then actually dan got the reverse he got like it was him and then the three girls it was and then me and daddy mike joined in yeah had like a little orgy yeah and that was super hot we had a super hot time with that um but of course it's like all right now like it's already this time like all right we're done go clean up yeah let's go we got to get out of here um and then of course we went straight from there to the hotel takeover no we went to walmart because the lsc was doing their like toy drive so we always try to go and buy a bunch of toys yeah get you know a good at least one grocery cart full of toys to donate yes because they always do like the at christmas time and yeah um that's one thing that like we love doing yeah um is just being able to donate toys and stuff to um like people that actually need it yeah not just people who want shit yeah we would rather it go to somebody who actually needs it yeah um so yeah we went to walmart got a bunch a bunch of toys um and then that's when we went to the hotel yeah um the hotel i said i would never stay in again because i it did not look good from the outside we took like our own sheets and our own pillows this time we took our own sheets our own pillows um and and this time we stayed on the third floor we were not on the party floor so it was quieter.
It was. We were able to get our own. Or we were able to get some sleep that night. Yeah. We were able to get some sleep. But once we got there, of course, I always feel like it's such a rush. We got there. We got checked in. We decorated our room a little bit. I think I made some more reels and TikToks when we were in there. And it's like, all right, like, it's time to go eat. Did we eat Mexican again? Yeah, I'm pretty sure we went to Mexican. Well, it's so convenient because the hotel was right next to. Yeah, it was literally right next to another hotel that had a Mexican restaurant.
Yeah, like, it was totally within walking distance and it was like a big enough mexican restaurant to where we could take you know 15 20 people and get a big table and yeah we didn't have to sit separate or anything like that yeah um so yeah we got ready we went and we had our mexican food and hung out with um the four of them and then obviously met up with a bunch of other couples that we had met from the last um lsc party and i don't know that's just we always have a great time yeah like at the mexican restaurant pretty sure i had margarita that's just where it all starts, if I have a margarita.
and then we walked back obviously super full as usual because it's mexican food um and got ready yeah and i'm sure we made some more yeah we got ready and made some in dana lacey's room yes um and then we walked around did the like the shot rooms and stuff like that they always have um the shot rooms and i remember the one that i just loved it was super cool it was that's right because they did like a christmas like um it was like a competition they were like christmas themed yeah like shot rooms yeah and yeah and And there was a Home Alone one. That's right. Yeah. And that was.
Had like the paint cans like hanging from the ceiling and stuff like that. Yeah. They had all kinds of cool stuff in there. And that was my favorite room. And I, this probably sounds bad, but I don't remember what any other room looked like.
I remember one, I feel like it had had like joint rooms and they must have known each other because they took all the furniture out of one and like had the bed stacked up in one room yeah so you could just walk in and it was almost just like a big like party room essentially yeah because there were no beds in there so you could just like mingle and like socialize in this one room but then you looked into the other room and it had like all the furniture that they moved i feel like there's always somebody because i think that they did that the last one too yeah um but yeah that's i don't know why that's the only one i remember is the home alone one just because i love home alone yeah who doesn't love home alone um so we walked around the shot or walked through the shot rooms um we always sit there and bounce between like the party floor and then like the the dance floor and yeah like go back because obviously it's byob so you can just you know all right i need another drink or i need a refill let's go back up to the room and then let's go back down and then let's go back up and then let's go back down.
Yeah. So we went up one time to get another drink. Yeah. And we come back down and we're getting off the elevator downstairs and I'm like oh my god i don't have any shoes on i forgot my shoes i'm like whoa maybe i've had too much to drink if i like didn't remember to get my shoes um and i was like babe we gotta go get my shoes like and i looked at the bottom of my feet and they were as black as like our shirts like it it was gross i was like oh my god i need to go scrub my feet like i have to go put my shoes on i don't know why i remember that about So, let's go.
they were as black as like our shirts like it it was gross i was like oh my god i need to go scrub my feet like i have to go put my shoes on i don't know why i remember that about that but um so to this day we do not go to hotels um or airbnbs or frankly other people's houses anywhere else we stay i always have flippers yeah um because that was just that was gross yeah i'm picky i'm a little picky about cleanliness um but anyway so that was kind of irrelevant but we went back down dance floor i remember it was so hot um but it was like it's that's how it is but it's like it's just a fun party so you don't really care conference room they turn into like a party floor yeah and like you just you just don't care because you're just like all dancing and we would go outside periodically and of course it's so hot so and then like people start like taking their clothes off like okay like i'm gonna they might i'm gonna turn up the heat a little bit more so that way then like it gets people to get more you know naked that's a they might that actually makes a lot of sense you might be doing that on purpose i can see that but we kept walking outside like cooling off and it's december in north carolina so obviously it's like one extreme to the other we're like freezing like 80 degrees to like 30 degrees yeah back to 80 degrees um gosh i can't remember whose room we went back up to i think i'm pretty sure it was danilacy's i know it wasn't ours yes because we yeah because we were on the third floor so that was kind of like um but i feel like we always end up back in their room yeah i think they were the they're like the orgy organizers and and that was i'm trying to remember it was like four four or five couples because i remember at one point Daphne was giving me a blow job and they were okay like if I finished in her mouth yeah like everybody kept saying like oh he's gonna come and I'm sitting over there like as soon as you say that like no I'm done like I that's too much pressure don't put me in the spotlight and it was like yep it's not gonna happen yeah like so she did it like she like she sucked your soul out and then she he was just like yeah it's just not gonna happen yeah i'm like i'm not a spotlight person like kind of give me like the little bit of like the shadow from the spotlight almost like i want to be in the light but not in the direct light and you're like just give me the direct light yeah but like i'm the same way as far as like if somebody's like oh she's gonna come she's gonna come you're like nope i'm done i'm not Yeah, I'm not squirt like that.
No, yeah, it's going to come. She's going to come. You're like. Nope. I'm done. I'm not going to. I'm not going to come. Yep. I'm not squirt. Like, no. Yep. We're done. It's not going to happen. I just get in my head. Yeah. Well, it's a lot of pressure. It is. Because then somebody's like, oh, like, you're going to do this. And it's like, I can't. I can't do it.
I want to, but it's not going to um is this the time yes this would be that time okay um so like we were all in the room yeah um I'm sure you guys probably know this by now if you listen to like Dan and Lacey and Lacey's podcast, like, she's a squirter. Like, can do it, like, time after time after time. Like, multiple times. So, Cal's over there, like, living his best life. Like, living his best life. Like, making her squirt, like, 45 times. The fucking carpet's, like, soaked. The bed's soaked. Everything is soaked.
So, that so that's why most of the time side note people get to queen beds so they have one bed for play and then the other bed to sleep in yeah just in case the bed ends up wet at the end of the night there's always a squirter yeah like a not just like i'm gonna dribble a little bit there's like a there's always an uncontrollable squirter. Yeah. That always comes into your room. Yeah. So, he was, like, living his best life over there, making her squirt, like, multiple times. And I, like, immediately got, like, in my feelings.
Like, I just went over and I, like, sat in the corner like i'm pretty sure like it was like the desk with the chair like that's in every hotel room sitting on the edge of the other bed i'm pretty sure i was just like in my feels just over there like sitting there um and i don't even think we've ever told dan and lacy this story before um so i was just so upset because We'll see you next time. I don't even think we've ever told Dan and Lacey this story before. So I was just so upset because I, at the time had never squirted before, like had never, I don't know, just, it never happened for me.
And so I was upset because you were super, like I killed your vibe. I was doing something to another woman that you hadn't learned how to do yet, essentially. Yes. So, it got in your head, which is totally understandable. Like, you know, you want that, like, first and, like, that feeling, like, to be able to share with me, essentially.
Right right um but like you could obviously tell that like you were loving it like you loved that well it's like a confidence booster well yeah like if you're gonna if you make another guy come like super fast or something like that like it's gonna be like holy shit like i fucking did something like like you're like hell yeah um so it's kind of it's like reverse yeah it's like the same thing yeah um but i just got like super in my feels and i was just like i'm fine i'm just gonna sit over here in the corner um and i just didn't really say a whole lot yeah um and then once like we were done like things were wrapping up we went back upstairs and he hadn't come yet um and i was like pissed like i i i didn't really want i'm like i don't i don't really want to make you finish like like fuck you like so i angrily jerked your dick off yeah um and made you come and then you were like what's wrong what's wrong and I'm like nothing I'm fine I'm fine I don't want to talk about it I'm fine and that was you not communicating your feelings that was a swinger red flag so we went to bed after that woke up the next morning and he's like are are you going to tell me what's wrong with you?
And I was like, no, I'm fine. He's like, no, we need to talk about it. I was like, take me to Starbucks, get me some breakfast and then maybe we can talk about it.
so we like obviously said our goodbyes to everybody and we left and the starbucks was like a mile down the road i think from the hotel so we went got breakfast and he's like all right you have your starbucks you have your breakfast like it's time for you to talk and i think i like waited a little bit yeah i like i don't know i was mad i just wanted to yeah i was like trying to trying to get my shit together try to get my feelings together together. And then we talked about it. And I, like, boo-hoo cried on the way home. And we even, like, stopped halfway home.
And you, like, got out of the truck and, like, gave me a hug. And, like, but, like, we talked about it. And we moved past it.
Like it like it's just and i'm pretty sure like the next couple days we ordered you a magic wand and then like we realized that that was your key to like squirting yeah yeah so like i did eventually like eventually learn how to squirt And like, we that but it was just like he made her do something that i can't do or not necessarily that you can't do but something that you hadn't learned how to do yeah that i yeah because obviously i can't know but it was something that i hadn't learned how to do and i was like wait like what's wrong with me like Like, and I just was all in my feels um but of course that had nothing to do with Dan and Lacey like that had nothing to do with them um that was just me in my head in my feelings um so I think it's very important for people to remember that like that's normal yeah and that's something that can come up like yeah like you know maybe your wife doesn't make you finish in a certain way and then she makes another guy finish that way and then you're like holy shit like what the fuck like like was she sucking his dick better than she sucks my dick or something like that like yeah like i mean you're a person you're gonna have feelings your mind's gonna fucking like wander and like start thinking about shit like why is this why is it doing this like you know i mean so it's totally normal for to have those types of feelings yeah you just got to communicate about it we did we communicated about it um but i am a person who i don't communicate my feelings right away yeah um i kind of like to gather my thoughts and like make sure um i have all of them in order before i talk to him about it um but it's normal jealousy is normal it's a totally normal human emotion it happens to everybody um at the end of the day you have to realize and remember we do this for fun yeah we do this for fun it is not if for some reason it turns into where it's not fun you should stop doing it yeah um but just it has to be fun when you're not in the moment too yes like don't just be like okay well you know it's not fun okay so say you go to a hotel take over you know on saturday night but then like sunday to friday like it's not fun for you but then once you go on saturday you're like oh yeah like i'm drinking like i'm having fun like i feel like we've run into that a lot to where these couples like almost like need to take a break and like take like hold up step back re you know re-communicate what's going on and figure out like okay like is this something that we still need to continue to do?
Because if not, you're literally just snowballing and it's just, it's going to turn out bad. Like we've seen it too many times. Just you have to remember, why did we start swinging in the beginning? Is it for the parties or is it because we actually enjoy like going because we do go to parties and we don't play with anybody else?
Yeah like honestly lately any parties that we've really been to that's been the case like we go because we enjoy being around people in the lifestyle um we enjoy like dressing up and being able to go out of town and just have a good time with each other um so it's you don't have to play like it's not something that has to happen um and like you can go and like become like a full swap swinger and then you can still go to a party and not full swap it's not like you have to like okay like once i'm up at you know at level 10 swinger like you can't go back no you can go back and just you know watch people or have people watch you like there's no like set rules like once you become a full swap singer you always have the full swap yeah you know we've gone back and just done like a soft swap and it's been fucking amazing yeah i think even the last time we only we only did a soft swap versus a full swap, it was like super fucking hot.
Yeah. And then you almost get creative with like, okay, what else could we do kind of thing? And it just, it's not always, but it's not always about sex, which I think is obviously a big misconception. Yeah.
But we're getting yeah we are so um either way we had a great time yeah at the um at the hotel takeover um yes i got in my feels but we communicated about it um and it was an insecurity of mine yep and we moved forward from it and that's the best magic wand and it like open the open the floodgates open the floodgates and now it's like like it's like projectile yeah across the room it is so if you see her pull out the magic wand at some point just like but don't say yeah don't say don't say anything about it because then i really won't just quietly watch yes but move out of the quietly watch move out of the range and keep your mouth shut yep um you can sit in the corner watch just don't say um but speaking of the lifestyle connections christmas party that is where we're going next yep so what's that the 14th i believe it is december 14th i think december 4th i think that's right yeah um so that is our next event we obviously live in South Carolina now but we're originally from North Carolina we have to keep the NC Hot Wife name so we still feel like it's important for us to go to the local parties so we will be at the lifestyle connections hotel takeover in charlotte on december 14th we are super excited it's been a while since we've been to it's been almost three years since we've been to lsc party it is and it's been what four or five months since we've been to a like a lifestyle party how long is that like six yeah it's been a while it's been a while it was back in like beginning of may i think yeah so it's been a while so we're excited yep um they moved the hotel location to a nicer hotel um i like the i like the toy drive that they do every year yes that's that's i don't want to say that's one of the big reasons that we go, but like, that's one of the main things we like about that.
Um, so we've already started our stash, um, for toys and we're going to go with the next. I don't know if they have any rooms left over, but I'm pretty sure they always like there's overflow hotels. Yes. There's overflow hotels. Like passes to be able to go to the party. Yeah.
So I'm pretty sure they always like there's overflow hotels yes there's overflow like night passes to be able to go to the party yeah so i'm pretty sure they still have tickets but you they don't have any spaces at the hotel yeah um the only bad thing about them moving the hotel babe is that now there's no mexican we'll have to see if there's a mexican restaurant nearby i don't think there is because i looked up where it's at i don't think there's not within walking distance at least we're just we're just gonna have fun in the mexican restaurant and go to that's just like tradition or maybe we can just find a different type of restaurant so but that's our plan so um hope that you guys enjoyed our episode today sorry for the delay glad we finally feel like functioning human beings again yeah um but until next time yep and we are by the way with nc hot wave and dirty max bye guys bye