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The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
Quite humorous when you consider many people don't want to travel in a $20k dollar car. Methinks a $20k rocket is going to come equipped with heated seats as an unwanted option.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
Sometime this summer I took a 90 day fitness/photo challenge and then proceeded to get so busy with work that I forgot all about it. I worked out a bit, am not where I would like to be, but will have my favorite photog take a shot at the e…
CageFuck (What forummer would you like to get in the cage with?)
Should I start a thread where we conjecture Tramp' s original reading of the thread title?
CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I
Mr sa...When WILL I ever get rub my breasts on that hot bald head?
Latest received or given Blow Job
Holy shit, I read it the same way! Scary
Simple Pleasures
I counter that it qualifies under the "lack of significant movement" clause.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
Oh good, I was a little worried I was having some kind of cognitive breakdown.
What's for Breakfast
Lunch
Simple Pleasures
Still curled up under the covers watching Jazz From The Whitehouse, reading pseudo-sciency shit, sexting, drinking a rare cup of coffee, and listening to the rain.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
So sorry, tbr. This sort of family thing can a giant pit of stress.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Bouncing between Prince and The Ramones. I got my dance thing going today. Rock, Rock, Rockaway Beach I really needed to dance.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." --Voltaire (Hillary was heard repeating this quote upon being informed of HFT)
Just Wondering
"Talk about dumb asses." I aspire to be a smartass more than a dumbass, but none of us is perfect. ;-)
Just Wondering
DD, perhaps your pics have made him regard you as someone fairly close to his age, and he hasn't paid attention to your listed age. And although I hate to detract from that complimentary explanation, perhaps he's just a dumbass. Let's go w…
Latest received or given Blow Job
"Over 6 foot and hung like a pimple and such an ugly looking dick that looked so nasty and smelled." I'd just like the record to reflect that I'm not over 6 feet, and have never met Jenna. However, I readily admit that as far as I know, al…
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
"I do have a strong gag reflex...." I hear rumors that they make a throat spray for that. Just sayin.
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
From a supposedly couple profile: "My partner is out of commission right now due to death in her family, how ever we are open relationship and can be verified if need be." So, your significant other is mourning a death in her family but yo…
Simple Pleasures
A beignet and a perfect moon.
Latest received or given Blow Job
"I'm flattered guys, but my mouth is saved for one guy." Monogamouth
Simple Pleasures
Simple pleasure: Walking through my citrus grove with the scent of orange blossoms.
Simple Pleasures
Whenever Ahoy makes me *snort*
Sports: Football, UFC, Boxing, Wrestling, Golf, BasketBall, Baseball, soccer,etc Or any other Sport u would like to Discuss
In his career at Isadore-Newman School here in NOLA, the U of Tennessee, and then the NFL, Peyton Manning has thrown for 90,348-yards, or a little over 50 miles.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
"Let's do a pledge. Who likes me in this room? ... Can I have a pledge? A swearing? Raise your right hand." --Donald J. Trump, March 5, 2016, asking supporters at a rally to raise their hands and swear allegiance to him (Note: This quote i…
Simple Pleasures
Lazing in my hammock on the back porch on a beautiful day.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
“No one in this world ... has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.” H. L. Mencken
WTF
It will get really ugly when the girther movement starts. They'll be demanding he produce a long-form girth certificate.
WTF
"This thing is going to get really really ugly before its over. ..... " Going to get ugly? In last night's debate the guy felt the need to assure America he doesn't have a tiny dick. How much uglier can it get?
Fun Facts
You can be the most brilliant and knowledgeable scholar in history, but if you can't think on your feet clearly and quickly, and communicate those thoughts in clear sentences, you have no business arguing before SCOTUS. I've reviewed dozen…
Fun Facts
"Correlation does not mean causation." That Tyler Vigen guy found some great examples of that, with factors that are totally unrelated to each other. I usually make the point by noting the correlation between ice cream consumption and inci…
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
"It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over." --Colonel Pogue to Private Joker
WTF
Maybe he was suggesting something about the duality of man. You know, the Jungian thing.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
Haven't done it and will not, at least not for pleasure. It might be interesting as part of a book club, one that actually required the reading and discussed the book, that is.
WTF
No worries, BT. I reckon she's devoting all her spare time to promoting Kanye's GoFundMe, the worthiest of causes.
WTF
Exactly. She owes it all to him, which is why she ought to write out that check to him right away.
WTF
"Neither Page nor Zuckerberg have responded to the rapper." He should try his buddy Taylor Swift.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
"Sometimes when you are in a dark place, you think you've been buried, when actually you've been planted" Christine Caine
Fun Facts
Hell rabbit, You are making me want to do all lesbian stuff! Snort
Fun Facts
Snort gets all damp and dewey at the strangest of things: chemistry, constitutional law. Actually, when you think about it, pretty much anything. --Ahoy
Fun Facts
**sigh** You know how much I love it when you talk dirty. Snort
Just Wondering
Just wondering, if a joke falls in a forum and there's no one there who gets it, does one's own laughing-out-loud still make a sound?
Guns Guns and More Guns
Robert, I've seen you post links in these forums before so I guess you figured out how to do it. Would you please share the secret with Tom so that he can post his links too? Thank you.
What's for Dinner
That was some yumbo gumbo! And the perfect way to start off the weekend of the century.
What's for Dinner
Split P(ixie) Soup.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FB: There is no Bulleit train from Isle of Man to NOLA.
Just Wondering
JW how to change our username to Beads_Ahoy. The cutie went to her first Mardi Gras parade last night and racked up.
Simple Pleasures
"SP: more very nice, real, people joining in the fora discussions." It's because word leaked out that FunAhoy was taking a break. Let's just hope that the asshat stays too busy with real life to come back.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
My normal workout is 20 sit-ups and 10 pushups if I have a hot date coming up. For this time I added a 15-minute jog. That ought to keep the blood pumping. Wish me luck.
Just Wondering
Hydro-flask is the amazing. I have not lost mine in over 18 months of use, it is so amazing. A definite water-bottle record for me. You can buy additional lids; I soak the lid not in use and then run it through the dishwasher. Magic and it…
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
Lieu of the Loo - oneandtwoinfive
Simple Pleasures
Weeding a thriving veggie garden in the warm sun, and hearing a Prairie Warbler in the distance.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Why thank you, darling!
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Why thank you, darling!
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
Oh, when will I learn?
Simple Pleasures
Went from that to George Clinton, cuz I am versatile and shit.
Simple Pleasures
Singing Meatloaf at the top of my lungs in a tight polka dot dress whilst dancing like a crazy person and holding a hairbrush microphone. True story.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
I have this dress on at this very moment, and thinking of a certain dood who loves me it. All Revved Up and Nowhere to Go - Meatloaf Shit - Meatloaf was the best. Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul Kick, kick; Kick, kick
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
Herr Pussy - Where Have All The Asshats Gone?
Simple Pleasures
<-------- backbend dip-shit.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
As My Guitar Gently Weeps - George Harrison Tribute Concert. Prince just tore it up. you tube. com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
SouthernBelle, Fun_Ahoy is a total asshat; ask anyone. No loss. But I think he intended only to throw the two of us (Snort_Ahoy) under the bus (or the train, as the case might be). I don't think he intended to include you in his asshat rem…
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
Meet and greet. A southern gentleman would never be so crude as to use the F-word in his introduction to a true southern belle. Now, as to the FartsRFunny peeps one post further down, I fucked up royally by not contacting them while visiti…
A Song to Suit your current Mood
The PBS App has a wonderful Austin City Limits of BB in their full-length videos. Well worth the watch. I keep forgetting to Snort.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Steppin Stone was on the first real album I bought with my allowance. I think I was 7. Mickey was my fav because he was the goofy one - go figure. Let's Dance On - The Monkees
CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I
That deserves a celebration, I dare say.
CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I
Lordy, you dew know how to woo a girl. Snort
CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I
No one ever believes me when I tell them that my sex-site topics include, but are not limited to, anal sex, recipes, literature, constitutional law and favorite songs.
CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I
Not enough roses on the planet. Or health insurance, for that matter.
CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I
He will only take small arms fire if you buy him roses.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
BLM! I was just wondering the other day where you might have gotten to...how are you, oh hottest one? Peghey Slow Turning - John Hiatt
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
Email from a dood who lists his profile as single, and, yes, we realize we are total asshats. single mature man would love to orally pleasure you both all night long and eat and lick you two while you fuck and then lick you clean. licking…
Simple Pleasures
That is a wonderful SP!
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Honey Bee - Lucinda Williams Snort
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Love The Clash. Great tune, Chickie
Ruin a date in 5 words
Wait! My mom is calling. True story - Snort
Ruin a date in 5 words
Wait! My mom is calling. True story - Snort
A Song to Suit your current Mood
I Am Going To Booglarize You, Baby - Captain Beefheart
A Song to Suit your current Mood
What The Cowgirls Do - Vince Gill Snort, who has been a big fan of cowgirl lately
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Tonight's The Night --Rod Stewart
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
I wear other people's jeans so my ass looks better. **Snort**
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
""published under his name" What does that mean? Did he write it, or not?" If you can't figure out what that means after looking up the definition of plagiarism, just ask and I'll try to explain it to you. But let's do it somewhere else; I…
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
"I'm always entertained by the hypocrisy of the progressive socialist left" --Alan West, commenting on the discovery that a progressive politician's college thesis had contained plagiarism. Two months later West deleted portions of an onli…
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
"I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator." --Adolf Hitler, refreshingly honest and passionate in speaking of his conviction that God approved of genocide against Jews as well as homosexuals.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
"It was rather refreshing, actually." --Associate Justice Antonin Scalia, responding from the bench to a demonstrator's interruption of oral argument in the same-sex marriage case yesterday. The protestor had ranted loudly that the Bible c…
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
Will you still fuck me, will you still suck me, when I'm 64? Apologies to Sir Paul.
Simple Pleasures
Simple pleasures: Terrific people who "get" you so easily on so many levels. Which in this case would also qualify as a happy thought or even an ecstatic thought if we had such a thread.