MelvinBoinksterVeteran
Bensalem, PA, Us
Your family is fucked up!
Ruin a date in 5 words
MelvinBoinksterVeteran
Bensalem, PA, Us
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That's funny! :-D
Hockeycouple2008Veteran
Harrisburg, PA, Us
No, but I ate yours!
MelvinBoinksterVeteran
Bensalem, PA, Us
Do you kiss your cousin?
Hockeycouple2008Veteran
Harrisburg, PA, Us
Your dad fucked me earlier
OnehorneywifeVeteran
Seymour, TN, Us
Your mom gives good head
Hockeycouple2008Veteran
Harrisburg, PA, Us
Used to babysit your mom
humpVeteran
Guntown, MS, Us
I may have VD
MelvinBoinksterVeteran
Bensalem, PA, Us
French kiss and taste salmonella...
:-(
Hockeycouple2008Veteran
Harrisburg, PA, Us
I haven’t showered this week
ExpandingHorizonsCoupleVeteran
Brentwood, NC, Us
I haven’t changed my sheets
Hockeycouple2008Veteran
Harrisburg, PA, Us
I think I shit myself
humpVeteran
Guntown, MS, Us
I might have the crabs
Hockeycouple2008Veteran
Harrisburg, PA, Us
I fucked your daughter repeatedly
MelvinBoinksterVeteran
Bensalem, PA, Us
Your husband just called, again.
BobbyTallMember
Washington, DC, Us
All my exes were crazy.
MelvinBoinksterVeteran
Bensalem, PA, Us
Wow... Did you shit yourself?!
Hockeycouple2008Veteran
Harrisburg, PA, Us
Actually heard that one time!!
Weren’t you my HS teacher?
MelvinBoinksterVeteran
Bensalem, PA, Us
You are a cum dumpster!
kibblesnbitsVeteran
Fair Oaks, TX, Us
I just ate Texas chili
ExpandingHorizonsCoupleVeteran
Brentwood, NC, Us
You charge only that much?
MindyJay1009Regular
Litchfield, CT, Us
We’re going Dutch, aren’t we?
MelvinBoinksterVeteran
Bensalem, PA, Us
"My farts hospitalize small children."
I saw that on a sticker on Amazon. :-D
Hockeycouple2008Veteran
Harrisburg, PA, Us
I only ever whore bath
tiggrcatVeteran
Rockport, MA, Us
when did you wash last