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How do couples feel about going bare and cream?

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[quote=BlackVulcan5562]I'd never heard the term 'liquid love' before. But I dig it. I'm all for clever and intelligent expression. I think it's far more interesting than the single sentence, acronym-laden, lousy grammar, lazy text-speech s…

Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest

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Melvin saves on therapy here by telling us free of charge or care in the world every waking moment, bowel movement and person who has wronged him in life. And then reminds us again. And again. Just in case we forget. We haven't forgotten y…

Recipes

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[quote=owcangrace]This comes from Mrs OWC’s family and has been used for generations. It is a common recipe and used by many families across the South. You will note below there are various approaches and ingredients just like most cuisine…

What's for Dinner

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[quote=owcangrace][quote=calcanfun2]Ok, cornbread recipe please. Ashamed to admit that I go lazy with the boxed brand stuff and need to do better. Maybe on the recipe thread?[/quote]I did this on the recipe thread. Went into some detail as…

Hot Wives

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[quote=euphoria_awaits][quote=calcanfun2]The OP has us blocked, but we'll respond since we are a hotwife/stag/vixen/whatever couple. We've been doing this for nearly 25 years and yes, there are some bad apples. Not weeding that out is a YO…

Hot Wives

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The OP has us blocked, but we'll respond since we are a hotwife/stag/vixen/whatever couple. We've been doing this for nearly 25 years and yes, there are some bad apples. Not weeding that out is a YOU problem. So go to your parties. Make da…

Just Wondering

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[quote=tbrmskss][quote=vabeachcouple33]"bridgetender also said they were fast...balls. He might have missed that teabagging." He might not be prepared for an Earl Weaver fastballing, but he's definitely ready for an Earl Grey teabagging.[/…

Just Wondering

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[quote=bridgetender]Got arguably some of the best and brightest folks in foraland (present company excluded obviously) bantering back and forth, and not a one caught the Field of Dreams reference… I think I might have to cross that first b…

What's for Dinner

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Ok, cornbread recipe please. Ashamed to admit that I go lazy with the boxed brand stuff and need to do better. Maybe on the recipe thread?

Just Wondering

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[quote=windowShopping7][quote=bridgetender]I use the wink, ;-) Though, on occasion that’s lead to having a fastball fired at my head. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. BT[/quote]People throw their balls at your head?[/quote]Just s…

Just Wondering

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[quote=sorillo1000][quote=calcanfun2][quote=bridgetender]Sorillo, please, try to stay on topic ;-) BT[/quote]Be patient. The Fresno Grizz got dropped to single A and Fresno State baseball sucked donkey dong this year. He'll be in a better…

What's for Dinner

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[quote=PhoebertAndWife]If you're depending on me for Southern recipes then you're out of luck - I'm the damn Yankee in the family. The few truly Southern things I've learned to cook are usually the result of Internet research.[/quote]LOL!…

Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest

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[quote=Forfunin205][quote=calcanfun2]"Mark 14:52: "But he fled naked, leaving his garment behind." No way am I going to go toe to toe with an Alabama man on this one. lol[/quote]Blame the Catholic nuns at my school. However, the only other…

Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest

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[quote=windowShopping7][quote=calcanfun2][quote=MelvinBoinkster]Bitchfest: The nauseating smell of someone heavily done up on cake/paste makeup, heavily bathed in perfume and heavily covered in the smell of cigarettes, while dressed like a…

Just Wondering

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Reminder...the OP was "JW why every topic has to be a Politics fight." Pretty much everything goes in this thread, other than politics.

Just Wondering

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[quote=bridgetender]Sorillo, please, try to stay on topic ;-) BT[/quote]Be patient. The Fresno Grizz got dropped to single A and Fresno State baseball sucked donkey dong this year. He'll be in a better mood now that the Fresno Falcons hock…

Zoom Q&A with Swing.com - Thursday, April 23rd 8:30 PM

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[quote=sls_WayneC][quote=calcanfun2]Last question. By chance was the Zoom recorded, and if so can you post a link to it? We can teach you how to post URLs on the forums to get around the wildcard content/word sensors if you'd like. ;)[/quo…

Obituaries

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[quote=vabeachcouple33]I never considered Revenge of the Nerds a romcom, but... OK.[/quote]LOL! Different "strokes" for different folks, I guess.

Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest

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[quote=MelvinBoinkster]Bitchfest: The nauseating smell of someone heavily done up on cake/paste makeup, heavily bathed in perfume and heavily covered in the smell of cigarettes, while dressed like a hooker... Happy thought: Not my kid; not…

Just Wondering

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[quote=bridgetender]JW: Has anyone else noticed that there’s a guy who goes by Al whose been actively helping site members tweak and create their profiles? On quite a few occasions, when I’ve been looking at profiles, I’ve seen comments li…

Chickens/ gardens/ canning/ etc

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Regarding English Ivy... It grows well here, but isn't quite the pest some of you might see it as in your climates and soils where it grows better. I have it growing on the fence on the west side of our house and it provides a nice look an…

What's for Dinner

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[quote=PhoebertAndWife]Sometimes I cook dried baby lima beans in the oven with diced onion, carrot & bacon and ham or chicken broth - makes for a thick and almost creamy side dish. Forget where I found that recipe. Usually I cook frozen ba…

Chickens/ gardens/ canning/ etc

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[quote=FlipFlops_and_Droptop]@calcan, the water ph I had been using was 7.3 or .4. I started lowering the ph to 6.5 for my indoor "plants". Planning on using one of my water totes that I collect rain water in for the garden. That ph is 7.0…

What's for Dinner

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[quote=PhoebertAndWife]leftover meats from our dinner at Bodensee in Helen, lima beans and a salad one was some sort of beef rolled around a pickle and bacon, one was a slice of roast pork and the third was probably more pork[/quote]I've a…

What's for Dinner

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Yes to the instant read thermometer! A laser thermometer is also clutch equipment for knowing temps of various spots on your cooking surface. Both items are cheap and worth every penny (or maybe a nickle now). Wasn't there a grilling threa…

What's for Dinner

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"I should have called Frank Hill- he sells propane and propane accessories. He knows everything there is to know about cooking with gas, but his kid, well that boy ain't right." LOL!

What's for Dinner

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[quote=MelvinBoinkster]This is the exact grill that was gifted to me, that I used on Sunday night and last night. ht tps://ww w.lowes.co m/pd/Master-Forge-Gas-Grill-Black-2-Burner-Liquid-Propane-Gas-Grill/5016613579 Twenty pound propane ta…

What's for Dinner

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Fire Marshall Bill to the rescue! lol Seriously, I had no idea. Sounds like you might have had a regulator issue, but can't be sure. The conversion kit I use for my Coleman RoadTrip X-Cursion to hook up to a 20 lb tank is super common in R…

What's for Dinner

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That chicken grilling story needs to be submitted to Penthouse Letters. Melvin, if it's one of the two burner models that runs on the 1lb (likely Coleman) disposable cylinders, do yourself a favor and get a conversion kit for a 20 lb propa…

Zoom Q&A with Swing.com - Thursday, April 23rd 8:30 PM

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[quote=sls_WayneC][quote=calcanfun2]Sorry we missed this. Wayne, can you give us a bit of a summary of some of the comments/suggestions received and staff's response to that input? Thanks![/quote] Many members seem to still be confused abo…

Feedback for beta.swing.com

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[quote=GreenGhost1]What is this swing [dot] [com] (I had to write it out that way, I was getting a message about words not allowed) thing? At a quick glance it appears to be a re-vamped SLS - same database in a different layout. Am I missi…

Feedback for beta.swing.com

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The current main page even on PC has a mobile feel. And that's not bad, necessarily. However, the interface and how it displays profiles from the Who's On, Who Viewed Me and Newest Matches on a PC looks a lot like the failed swingtowns dot…

What's for Dinner

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[quote=CopNkitten]i still have a turkey in the freezer i should pull out and cook up. maybe next week? with just the 2 of us at home i will probably make some soup and freeze the leftovers for future meals[/quote]There are SO many mostly a…

Hotwife Bare or Condoms?

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[quote=tiggrcat]calcan sa you get older sometimes you dont nake sense LOL[/quote] ---- Who cares what this other old man says, just have fun man. :)

WTF

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"To be fair to Wayne.... ...the thought of having a swingers site on one's IT resume may not not necessarily draw the highest caliber of DB analysts and coders." That is a fair point! However, while the website is called SLS or Swing Lifes…

What's for Dinner

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[quote=owcangrace]Pulled Thanksgiving turkey and gravy from the freezer and had it on brown rice with green beans[/quote]Yum! We do the same with leftover turkey and gravy. There are times during the year other than the holidays we just ha…

What's for Dinner

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[quote=FlipFlops_and_Droptop]Any more details on tangy cuke salad ?[/quote]It was a modified version of an online recipe. I replaced half the onion it calls for with roughly the same volume of super thinly sliced red and yellow bell pepper…

What's for Dinner

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Sure, I'm willing. I won't know everything, but I'll probably be able to put you on the right path / help you troubleshoot. Mother's Day dinner/liner today is smoked ribs, Southern-style cast iron skillet baked mac-n-cheese, BBQ cornbread,…

Chickens/ gardens/ canning/ etc

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Took home a fresh 36 pack of eggs this morning from a friend who has better space to have chickens than we do. Always appreciated and wish we did have the space for that. One of the chickens lays these eggs I'm so fascinated with that look…

Recipes

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[quote=CopNkitten][quote=calcanfun2]Melvin is not a real participant in lifestyle play. It's a wonder to me why he's even here.[/quote]he has no one else to talk to except his cats, and they are probably tired of him too[/quote]Didn't even…

Recipes

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Melvin is not a real participant in lifestyle play. It's a wonder to me why he's even here.

Recipes

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[quote=MelvinBoinkster][quote=calcanfun2][quote=CopNkitten]i still confused as to why someone with limited cooking skills and a poor diet wants to make his own mayo[/quote]It's a guy thing. We all want to make and distribute our own mayo,…

Recipes

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[quote=CopNkitten]i still confused as to why someone with limited cooking skills and a poor diet wants to make his own mayo[/quote]It's a guy thing. We all want to make and distribute our own mayo, then brag about it.

Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest

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[quote=MelvinBoinkster]Bitchfest: Got woken up today at exactly 7AM by a text message from my sister in a group text chat and then the friend of mine that is in the group text chimed in about ten minutes later, as she was getting ready to…

Just Wondering

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[quote=vabeachcouple33]Not without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.[/quote]Precisely. The fellas at NHL don't know how to write, so free and clear there.

Just Wondering

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[quote=mayhem8]So I guess if you owned a DVD and showed it to others, that is just another form of "sharing", like the torrent sites. So long as money isn't changing hands, I guess it's OK?[/quote]The justification in one's mind for privat…

Recipes

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[quote=Goodenuff]Today would be an appropriate day to sinko the mayo debate.[/quote]I'll high five that.

What's for Dinner

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Based upon the poutine convo earlier today, that's what we went with and I did pulled pork and roasted peppers/onions/mushrooms to go on it.

Hotwife Bare or Condoms?

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[quote=funlyfriend][quote=calcanfun2][quote=tiggrcat]bare at least twice[/quote]That makes ZERO sense without more words. lol Jesus.[/quote]we understood it.[/quote]Well, that makes two of you.

Recipes

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[quote=MelvinBoinkster][quote=CopNkitten][quote=calcanfun2][quote=MelvinBoinkster]Recipe for disaster Ingredients: 1 part mayo 1 part Miracle Whip 1 part poutine 1 part gravy on French Fries 1 part pineapple 1 part canned asparagus Instruc…

Recipes

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[quote=sorillo1000]Tried it from a roadside joint on the way from Burlington to Montreal during a work trip in Vermont about 25 or so years ago (we had a single day off, and we did the day trip across the border). Seriously weird. As was t…

Recipes

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[quote=vabeachcouple33]"Take off, eh! Make it two loonies and you're on." Gonna blow my whole pogey on a mickey and a two four.[/quote]LMAO

Recipes

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Speaking of Quebec, wintertime Sugar Shacks for the win. So freaking awesome. https www dot quebec-cite dot com/en/restaurants-quebec-city/sugar-shacks

Recipes

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[quote=sorillo1000]I always considered poutine to be like most other "delicacies". "What do we do with these leftovers, eh?" "Mix 'em together with some gravy, eh. Give 'em to that guy from Vermont, let's see if he eats it." "Bet ya a loon…

Just Wondering

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[quote=mayhem8]Just wondering how a torrent streaming service like Torrentio and particularly the underlying torrent sites remain in operation. I watched a YouTube about free TV. They showed use of a free UI streaming app called Stemio and…

What is for Breakfast

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Yesterday for the kids with a friend over was a frittata. Easiest and healthiest way to clean out the crisper in the fridge is a carton of egg whites from Costco and needs to be used produce from the fridge. I also had some chorizo to use…

Recipes

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[quote=MelvinBoinkster]Recipe for disaster Ingredients: 1 part mayo 1 part Miracle Whip 1 part poutine 1 part gravy on French Fries 1 part pineapple 1 part canned asparagus Instructions: Prepare fries as necessary Obliterate the asparagus…

Recipes

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Fucking love poutine. Seriously, you haven't really lived life unless you've had it the right way. VA knows... "I'm told the Canadian pavilion at Epcot flies in the cheese curds 4 times a week and they do it right." You need to confirm thi…

Recipes

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[quote=sorillo1000]Let's not start discussing the unholy dish of Satan known as poutine, although that's more of a Quebec/Montreal thing.... Meal of perdition. Most unclean. ;)[/quote]In defense of poutine, on an over served bar night out…

Recipes

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[quote=Goodenuff]Personally I prefer Miracle Whip or the other similar dressings that have a bit of a "bite" to it. Admittedly Miracle Whip is a bit sweeter than I would like but it is lower in calories. Miracle Whip (and similar) DOES NOT…

Recipes

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[quote=Goodenuff]"I'm pretty sure that in Canada, hating mayonnaise is punishable by being drawn and quartered by moose." I'm not so sure about mayonnaise, but I'm pretty sure that in Canada, hating maple syrup is punishable by being drawn…

Recipes

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[quote=vabeachcouple33]"My wife and kids HATE mayo." I'm pretty sure that in Canada, hating mayonnaise is punishable by being drawn and quartered by moose. Mind you, I seem to recall your wife is from BC. Mayo on everything is more of an E…

Recipes

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[quote=MelvinBoinkster][quote=calcanfun2][quote=MelvinBoinkster]Um, please explain positioning the mayo in the fridge first so the others see it right away, if you personally hate mayo.[/quote]I would love to share a pic (sneeze, Wayne...)…

Recipes

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[quote=MelvinBoinkster]Um, please explain positioning the mayo in the fridge first so the others see it right away, if you personally hate mayo.[/quote]I would love to share a pic (sneeze, Wayne...) but I'll try to explain. I take my Best…

Recipes

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[quote=mayhem8]Not sure if it's just an NE thing, but the only mayo the Mrs likes is Cains, though she will use Dukes if she can't can't Cains. Cains has become harder to find at times even in our area and when doing our east coast road tr…

Recipes

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Ok, Heffer Dust is now transplanted to Templeton, CA upon further look. Well, good spices follow Tri-Tip turf I guess. lol

Recipes

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I've been trying to avoid the forums lately, but I wanted to point people in the direction of two "secret spices" I've been using a lot on the grill leading into summer. The first is Raven's original blend from Armona, CA. This is one of t…

How's the Weather Out There

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[quote=HockeyStick]I'm still recovering from yesterday's soggy and COLD lacrosse game. Players, I'm sure, don't even notice, but spectators like me sure do. In addition, I photographed a high school game in the morning, which was cold, but…

A Song to Suit your current Mood

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[quote=vabeachcouple33]I can't see James Taylor without remembering his "appearance" on the Simpsons, where he was going to play for the astronaut crew but Buzz Aldrin told him this wasn't a good time. Taylor then told him "Listen, Aldrin,…

Trumps Iranian War

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"You see them all the time from a distance they look huge but when it comes by you it is a monster." This sounds like a Splash Mocha commentary. lol

A Song to Suit your current Mood

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James Taylor interview on Jimmy Kimmel is a good watch if you can find it online. So humble. Depth and, just wow... I've always loved him, but that interview puts me in a position to up his status in my music listening algorithm. An amazin…

How's the Weather Out There

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[quote=sorillo1000][quote=calcanfun2][quote=sorillo1000]Yeah, but I still want to fuck Wichita... ;)[/quote]This so needs to be in your profile.[/quote]Hmmmm, how do do that without making people think I'm being regionally prejudiced.... I…

What's for Dinner

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[quote=owcangrace]Grilled wings and veggies for watching the Stanley Cup playoffs[/quote]So awesome.

Trump Quote of the Day

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[quote=HighTideSunset]"A Trump quote"....We are going to build a wall and Mexico is going to t pay for it.[/quote]The Mexican tariff is net 10-cents on the dollar without sour cream.

The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?

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[quote=windowShopping7]Congratulations to marion the Brahmin bull. It’s been announced that Hung Cow will be heading the Navy.[/quote]Finally someone with a dairy background heading up Lemoore Naval Air Station...

Trump Quote of the Day

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Not a Trump quote, but one I appreciated from a close vanilla friend today... "The Adam's apple doesn't fall far from the tree." - The Trump Admin summed up in an apple seed.

Trump Quote of the Day

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[quote=tbrmskss]Greece is on the list of retirement destinations.[/quote]I could def see us retiring to the Cyclades or somewhere in the Adriatic. Been there many times.

How's the Weather Out There

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[quote=sorillo1000][quote=calcanfun2]I misspelled Code Red. Totally failing at this natural resources and energy drink stuff... ;)[/quote]Hey, Zombieland Rule #32: Enjoy the Little Things. Tallahassee had his Twinkies, Columbus had his Cod…

Trump Quote of the Day

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[quote=windowShopping7]"Greece has been very supportive; he is a terrific guy.”[/quote]Lesbos is a great island. I love islands. Milania loves Lesbos more than I do. I don't know why... It's a beautiful island, though. Mykonos...I love Myk…

The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?

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[quote=funfor2houston]Sad today my wife and I drove to Vinton Louisiana from Galveston . On the way there on I10 they diverted us on a service road . These run Parallel to our interstates. There was a black ford SUV that had the entire rea…

How's the Weather Out There

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[quote=sorillo1000][quote=calcanfun2][quote=yourluvrman][quote=tbrmskss]We are close enough to the coast we don't have or need air conditioning.[/quote] Same here. The Bay Area breeze is a powerful air conditioner.[/quote]You know it. Kind…

Trumps Iranian War

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I'm a vindictive, snarky fuckface in case it isn't obvious for some of you. However, a couple of you I've had good private dialog with. There's hope for some of us. Including me, maybe? But I might need biblical hail Mary's from Hegseth to…

Trumps Iranian War

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[quote=funfor2houston][quote=calcanfun2]"Although I am not a day trader but it has been good." Careful. You might be one of those "rich Californians" before you know it.[/quote]Far from rich , never a Californian . I would be broke. Our ra…

Trumps Iranian War

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"Although I am not a day trader but it has been good." Careful. You might be one of those "rich Californians" before you know it.