Trump Jokes
[quote=windowShopping7]The human nervous system was not designed to know what the worst person on the planet is doing every minute of the day.[/quote]Lot of truth to this.....and that Ain't no joke!
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[quote=windowShopping7]The human nervous system was not designed to know what the worst person on the planet is doing every minute of the day.[/quote]Lot of truth to this.....and that Ain't no joke!
Question - If a tree falls down in a forest............................and everybody saw Trump cut it down.................................is it still Obama and Biden's fault?
wings and a burger
First of this year, 4 days of summer heat for our part of NC. High 80's and low 90's.
I have no clue on this but with ALL press inaccurately reporting I am putting it out there. If the "hearing aids" are actually cochlear implants, they are very expensive. A single cochlear implant typically costs between $30,000 and $50,00…
[quote=calcanfun2]Ok, cornbread recipe please. Ashamed to admit that I go lazy with the boxed brand stuff and need to do better. Maybe on the recipe thread?[/quote]I did this on the recipe thread. Went into some detail as I am not sure wha…
This comes from Mrs OWC’s family and has been used for generations. It is a common recipe and used by many families across the South. You will note below there are various approaches and ingredients just like most cuisines. The request for…
[quote=calcanfun2][quote=PhoebertAndWife]leftover meats from our dinner at Bodensee in Helen, lima beans and a salad one was some sort of beef rolled around a pickle and bacon, one was a slice of roast pork and the third was probably more…
[quote=Goodenuff][quote=calcanfun2]That chicken grilling story needs to be submitted to Penthouse Letters. Melvin, if it's one of the two burner models that runs on the 1lb (likely Coleman) disposable cylinders, do yourself a favor and get…
[quote=MelvinBoinkster]Last Tuesday, I received an early birthday present, but did not build it until yesterday. I received via FedEx a small, two burner propane grill. I grilled at home for the first time yesterday, since my most previous…
[quote=calcanfun2][quote=owcangrace]Pulled Thanksgiving turkey and gravy from the freezer and had it on brown rice with green beans[/quote]Yum! We do the same with leftover turkey and gravy. There are times during the year other than the h…
[quote=calcanfun2][quote=owcangrace]Pulled Thanksgiving turkey and gravy from the freezer and had it on brown rice with green beans[/quote]Yum! We do the same with leftover turkey and gravy. There are times during the year other than the h…
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=owcangrace]Way to go everybody!! I have planted exactly nothing yet! I Have been dealing with large English Ivy and Wisteria infestations. Those damn vines are wearing me out as its on a fairly steep slope.[/q…
Pulled Thanksgiving turkey and gravy from the freezer and had it on brown rice with green beans
Way to go everybody!! I have planted exactly nothing yet! I Have been dealing with large English Ivy and Wisteria infestations. Those damn vines are wearing me out as its on a fairly steep slope.
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=owcangrace][quote=PhoebertAndWife]sampler platter for two at Bodensee Restaurant in Helen, GA and apple strudel with ice cream for dessert I'd like to meet the two people that can eat that much food - 6 differ…
[quote=PhoebertAndWife]sampler platter for two at Bodensee Restaurant in Helen, GA and apple strudel with ice cream for dessert I'd like to meet the two people that can eat that much food - 6 different meats plus German potato salad, spaet…
Cauliflower crust Supreme pizza and salad
I would think that a move to platonic friends would be harder than a clean break. On a primary level, you are rejecting them sexually after being in a FWB with them. So it just sounds potentially awkward going forward, No matter whether it…
[quote=mayhem8][quote=MelvinBoinkster]I had a bird brain idea today that turned into a lofty goal. But, that lofty goal starts with eating healthier... Dinner tonight was at a reasonable dinner time. I started making dinner about 5:45PM an…
[quote=mayhem8][quote=MelvinBoinkster]Fun fact... At one point or another, all of us have thought about this idea. Now, it is a reality. It could be in service within the next year. An air taxi! htt ps://ww w.youtube.co m/watch?v=A5XiW551A…
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=owcangrace]and peaches, strawberries, pineapple, apples and blackberries. When younger, we use to inject it into watermelons. those were some ripe slices LOL.[/quote]It seems like you may have gotten pretty ri…
and peaches, strawberries, pineapple, apples and blackberries. When younger, we use to inject it into watermelons. those were some ripe slices LOL.
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=owcangrace][quote=windowShopping7]“ Sitting by the pool soaking in the sun drinking a vodka mule. Life is good.” With Fever Tree ginger ale? Best mixers ever.[/quote]Fever Tree ginger beer is awesome for mules…
[quote=tbrmskss]What if the vodka is not from Russia? Can you still call it a Moscow Mule?[/quote]Well we call Tito's when ordering Moscow's , so maybe it's an oxymoron when we do ?
[quote=MelvinBoinkster]Not grilled and not wings, but, chicken thighs are in the oven with my usual four season and one herb mix. It should be ready in about ten minutes from my typing of this. I too am watching the Stanley Cup playoffs. T…
Grilled wings and veggies for watching the Stanley Cup playoffs
[quote=windowShopping7]“ Sitting by the pool soaking in the sun drinking a vodka mule. Life is good.” With Fever Tree ginger ale? Best mixers ever.[/quote]Fever Tree ginger beer is awesome for mules...
On wife's request the family fav Ham casserole - Ham, onions, garlic, tomatoes, cheddar and pasta
grilled chicken and potato salad
[quote=mayhem8][quote=owcangrace][quote=mayhem8][quote=owcangrace]Bratwurst, caramelized sauerkraut and onion...[/quote]Hmmm, I have caramelized cabbage and onions but never thought to try that with sauerkraut. Will give that a try next ti…
[quote=FlipFlops_and_Droptop][quote=owcangrace][quote=FlipFlops_and_Droptop]Just started smoking a brisket, if it's done in time, that's what we are having[/quote]in the egg? If so how are you maintaining temps? Air flow only or? Thanks![/…
Additional info my current Beltone's are 36 hr rechargeable. You can barely see them as they have various color options to blend in with hair. One drawback, I have many times been performing oral on a lady and as she gets excited she runs…
[quote=mayhem8]john_paul - "I can hear just fine but I have trouble understanding speech." This is the essence of the crux of "Do I need hearing aids?". People think that because they can "hear" that they do not need hearing aids. This is…
[quote=FlipFlops_and_Droptop]Just started smoking a brisket, if it's done in time, that's what we are having[/quote]in the egg? If so how are you maintaining temps? Air flow only or? Thanks!
[quote=mayhem8][quote=owcangrace]Bratwurst, caramelized sauerkraut and onion...[/quote]Hmmm, I have caramelized cabbage and onions but never thought to try that with sauerkraut. Will give that a try next time.[/quote]we like our brats when…
Bratwurst, caramelized sauerkraut and onion...
Trump Should Reconcile With Vatican & Catholic Church Since “Both Historically Care Deeply About … Covering Up Sex Scandals” - Jon Stewart
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=sorillo1000]Every guy who was once a teenager knows about the jerk-sock....[/quote]Jeesh has no one heard of Kleenex?[/quote]hell no! That stuff shreds!
Why does Melania need to be on top when she and Trump have sex? Because Trump can only fuck up.
[quote=mayhem8]BTW - Did a typo in my last post. It should have been $1.5B, not $1.4B for Patriots used, but what's $100M or so among friends, right? I would say I'm sure Raytheon is a happy camper, but RTX has been trending downwards in t…
Pan seared ham steaks with maple dijon glaze, Bourbon pecan sweet potatoes, Southern green beans and deviled eggs
We are in the "pollening" stage of spring here and everything is yellow. NC is currently in severe to extreme drought and can't catch more that a shower or thunderstorm, so no help from rain clearing the air.
[quote=MelvinBoinkster]Sir Va, you should state 'most east coast people...' There are east coasters that have travelled to the west coast, ya know. ;-) I for one was one of the east coasters that has been to the west coast. I drove tractor…
Fortune Teller - Live - Samantha Fish
[quote=MelvinBoinkster]Chili, Fritos and shredded cheddar cheese.... Droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool![/quote]thats pretty much a a walking taco!
[quote=vabeachcouple33]"chili crunch" Momofuku?!?[/quote]homemade but along the lines of Trader Joe's Chili onion crunch. Stuff is simple to make. We got addicted at a local restaurant that we were paying $9 for the appetizer sooo I had to…
Jammy eggs with chili crunch and beef/onion/broccoli stir fry
We have seen municipalities play every trick they can think of to get rid of unsurly people like swingers!!!! I know of one city in our area that harassed people at a hotel party. The goal wasn't that they were guilty as much as being emba…
The contrast of skins and other differences enhances the aspects of new or getting some strange. We have enjoyed Blacks, Latins, Asians, Caribbeans and we feel like there are differences even in the Caucasian populations ie ethnicity diffe…
We prefer bare!
[quote=Harleycouple12]We don't mind meeting for a drink or two before we get naked, but not going out to dinner then talking for hours just to go home. Who wants to play on a full stomach lol. Time in life is valuble so when we get togethe…
I’d say because many within the lifestyle like hookups predominantly. Tinder culture is real and why we have hotdates. I also would say you don’t match what they are looking for if you don’t like that. Not a criticism of anyone.
[quote=spoonerpa]Today dinner will be picnic chicken (better known as cold fried chicken) and potato salad.[/quote]we had the exact same thing, same day LOL and we were on a picnic!
[quote=vabeachcouple33]"“Donald Trump Sucks” written in urine across the snow." What the hell did someone drink to be able to piss that much?!?[/quote]dealing with him everyday....I'd drink a fucking lot!!
Donald Trump steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees “Donald Trump Sucks” written in urine across the snow. Well, he's is pretty ticked off. He storms into his secu…
The wife and other ladies like the silk briefs with pouch that I wear. Molds to my package and ass nicely and they like the silky feel.
Salad and grilled chicken
What does Donald Trump and a pornstar have in common? They are both experts at switching positions in front of a camera.
[quote=PhoebertAndWife]Both salmon recipes are now in the Recipes thread - enjoy![/quote]Thank you!
On the Salmon I prefer mine in a marinade with two primary ingredients. Soy sauce and orange juice with garlic, basil and parsley. I actually poach it in the marinade on the grill.
Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover? It's called "Trump It or Dump It"
[quote=mayhem8][quote=marioncountycouple7688]From mayhem:."At some point, how much is too much, and who gets to decide that?" I'm not going to put words in your mouth. I'm not going to make assumptions. I'm going to politely ask for you to…
I had to google is there any women named Anita Dick. After several suggestions related to porn stars etc,there were a handful of obits. All born many years ago. No mention of their body counts..... :)
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=owcangrace]Leftovers from last night. Blackened Shrimp and Mahi with Cauliflower and carrots in a Cajun Alfredo sauce.[/quote]Argh I love shrimp alfredo. I can’t eat it anymore but it’s heavenly.[/quote]did yo…
[quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=windowShopping7]Marion certainly fantasizes about shooting people a lot. First he wanted to shoot people through a door and now he’s gaslighting bs so he can justify wanting to shoot me. He has a lot of…
[quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=owcangrace][quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=sn1987a]If you don't want medicare, then just opt out of it. The rest of us want our healthcare when we're retired after a long life of working. BTW, the…
Leftovers from last night. Blackened Shrimp and Mahi with Cauliflower and carrots in a Cajun Alfredo sauce.
[quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=sn1987a]If you don't want medicare, then just opt out of it. The rest of us want our healthcare when we're retired after a long life of working. BTW, the RICH have been getting tax cuts right and left,…
[quote=vabeachcouple33]You can get a full Excel of weekly data going back to 1990 here. This is from the totally unreliable woke AF Department of Energy though. w ww.eia.g ov/petroleum/gasdiesel/xls/pswrgvwall.xls Dec. 2025 average across…
[quote=Forfunin205][quote=owcangrace][quote=Forfunin205][quote=owcangrace][quote=Forfunin205]God, I love this timeline.... ....it's not patriotic to fly flags....only a few burned in protest.....[/quote]Read flag code and get educated. I a…
[quote=Forfunin205][quote=owcangrace][quote=Forfunin205]God, I love this timeline.... ....it's not patriotic to fly flags....only a few burned in protest.....[/quote]Read flag code and get educated. I am not against flying the flag correct…
[quote=Forfunin205]God, I love this timeline.... ....it's not patriotic to fly flags....only a few burned in protest.....[/quote]Read flag code and get educated. I am not against flying the flag correctly and with respect. My comments are…
[quote=bonnieandclydect]The ceasefire talks will come when Israel runs out of defensive missiles just like in the 12 day war . Iran won’t be interested.[/quote]i agree and it is where Iran has an edge. They have a huge storage of drones. A…
[quote=vabeachcouple33]I think milfs and grits sounds like a great combo. Hold the grits...[/quote]Ya'll know grits and polenta are extremely similar....
[quote=Forfunin205]"The situations in Venezuela and Cuba should make clear under our new doctrine, and it is a doctrine, we will not allow hostile foreign influence to gain a foothold in this hemisphere,” Trump emphasized. “And that includ…
[quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=owcangrace][quote=Goodenuff]" "I knew from the day Bush started the Department of Homeland Security that it would turn out what it is today." Ditto. I found the use of "homeland" shocking, actually. Plu…
[quote=Goodenuff]" "I knew from the day Bush started the Department of Homeland Security that it would turn out what it is today." Ditto. I found the use of "homeland" shocking, actually. Plus, the underlying philosophy was wacky pants." W…
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=owcangrace][quote=windowShopping7][quote=owcangrace]Going with Fresh large Creole shrimp on Creamy Grits today...[/quote]Do people actually like grits? I’ve tried them a few times and can’t ascertain if it’s t…
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=owcangrace]Going with Fresh large Creole shrimp on Creamy Grits today...[/quote]Do people actually like grits? I’ve tried them a few times and can’t ascertain if it’s the preparation or I simply dislike them.[…
Going with Fresh large Creole shrimp on Creamy Grits today...
[quote=marioncountycouple7688]So..... The people with a problem, asked other people, with the same problem, how they were dealing with the problem? I don't see the problem..[/quote]thats ok
[quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=bonnieandclydect]Rumor has it that Iraqi Kurds have initiated the ground war.[/quote]I'll give 20:1 odds we are going to arm the Kurds in 2026 & fight them in 2036.[/quote]sounds about right........Trum…
[quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=bonnieandclydect][quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=bonnieandclydect][quote=funfor2houston][quote=Forfunin205][quote=bonnieandclydect][quote=Forfunin205][quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=mayhem8][q…
[quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=owcangrace][quote=marioncountycouple7688]If all the below statements on the obviously overestimated voter fraud are true, then I have no idea why anyone has an issue with the SAVE act.[/quote]we have be…
[quote=marioncountycouple7688]If all the below statements on the obviously overestimated voter fraud are true, then I have no idea why anyone has an issue with the SAVE act.[/quote]we have been thru this go back and read.....
[quote=Forfunin205][quote=owcangrace][quote=Forfunin205][quote=owcangrace][quote=Forfunin205][quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=owcangrace][quote=Forfunin205][quote=mayhem8][quote=marioncountycouple7688]htt ps://abc3340.c om/news/local/m…
[quote=Forfunin205][quote=owcangrace][quote=Forfunin205][quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=owcangrace][quote=Forfunin205][quote=mayhem8][quote=marioncountycouple7688]htt ps://abc3340.c om/news/local/mexican-national-charged-with-voting-i…
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[quote=Forfunin205]I wonder if any of our liberal friends can explain why 50 dem candidates from 2018 are former members of the CIA, like recently elected VA Gov. Abigail Spanberger?[/quote]They are true patriots...
[quote=Forfunin205][quote=mayhem8][quote=marioncountycouple7688]htt ps://abc3340.c om/news/local/mexican-national-charged-with-voting-in-multiple-alabama-elections-as-noncitizen-march-2026-homero-ramos-51-i But ...but.... But..... Election…
[quote=Forfunin205][quote=Goodenuff]Kristi Noem, you're fired.[/quote].....soooooooo..... ...not fired? "Kristi Noem...you're transferred."[/quote]LOL I really don't think you are that brainwashed...
[quote=Forfunin205][quote=mayhem8][quote=Forfunin205][quote=mayhem8][quote=Forfunin205]"Effective IMMEDIATELY, I have ordered the United States Development Finance Corporation (DFC) to provide, at a very reasonable price, political risk in…
[quote=mayhem8]@window - "I hope your wife is driving. That injury needs some rest." She has been, but that is a whole different form of stress for me ;-) Mostly it was just because I was on Vicodin for a while. I'm now on Tylenol and Alev…
[quote=funfor2houston]Trump and the US have screwed up . My friend that works in Washington DC said this morning get ready , this war goes past one month will go on for years. The thought in DC is bad. My friend explained to me we have kil…
[quote=Forfunin205][quote=owcangrace][quote=Forfunin205][quote=owcangrace][quote=Forfunin205][quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=windowShopping7][quote=tbrmskss]Takes a lot of millions to get to a billion...[/quote]They don’t get it. You…
[quote=Forfunin205][quote=owcangrace][quote=Forfunin205][quote=marioncountycouple7688][quote=windowShopping7][quote=tbrmskss]Takes a lot of millions to get to a billion...[/quote]They don’t get it. You should be hanging from a chandelier n…
You cannot comment on a DEM without referring to them as evil and wicked...you need no help doing that. I am sure if we dove back in your posts you said the same about Crocket. Give it a rest please, evil is everywhere in politics, regardl…
independent analysis put the savings at MAYBE 1.4-1.7 billion with offsetting cost increases and lost tax revenues from eliminated jobs. $110 billion is pure bullshit and BTW 110 billion is a nothing burger compared to the budget at $7.1 T…