Trump Jokes

How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University.

That one is much better.

I first saw that one in a Mad magazine in the 80s, styled as "I'm a Democrat because" or "I'm a Republican because".

That’s good. I’m stealing it.

Lol you’re killing me. If it’s FFin 205 or something, he threatened to turn my pictures and comments over to ICE.

A perfect example of why we don’t need a Gestapo violating rights. Any vindictive creep would turn people in.

Little Johnny tells his teacher he is a Democrat because his parents are, to which the teacher asks what he'd be if they were a "moron" and an "idiot." Johnny responds, "That would make me a Trump fan"

Aww... Too bad, so sad that Toxic Clownwhore can't read my posts.

Amused as fuck that I STILL live rent free in that spider infested cranium, though.

The joke sucked. I would say it was Colbert-caliber, but he got shit-canned for sucking...

...Then again..

Not sure which man-baby from AL you are referring to, but one of them. It's the Chris Farley shaped guy that feels the need to chime in and defend Trump's back on any joke in the forum. I say that with the upmost respect as Chris Farley was a WI guy. I know word will get back get back to Donald on how loyal he is and how much he has his back that he will probably make him his next AG or Director of Intelligence... Loyalty to the dementia ridden-orange grifter is the criteria number one!

It was even worse than the rambling screeds you post...and I thought no one could suck that much at trying to be funny.

Dude...that was a baaaaad joke. Not even a groaner...just....damn.

I can’t see anyone other than you and owcan. Is it the man-baby in AL?

#fucktheconfederacy

Love how this guy flies off the handle at every joke directed at Trump, that is funnier than any joke posted. #cult

What...the....fuck?

This reads like someone plugged in names for a "joke" that sucked to begin with.

Donald Trump meets with King Charles. He asks him, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the King, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Trump frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The King takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle." The King pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Keir Starmer in here, would you?" Keir Starmer walks into the room. "Yes, my King?" The King smiles. "Answer me this, please, Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Keir Starmer answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the King.

Back at the White House, Trump asks to speak with Vice President JD Vance. "JD , answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," says the Vice President. "Let me get back to you on that one." JD goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Pete Hegseth's' shoes in the next stall. JD shouts, "Pete! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it? Pete yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" JD smiles. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Trump. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Pete Hegseth"
Trump gets up, stomps over to JD Vance, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Keir Starmer!"

How the GOP has changed...

Nixon: "I'm not a crook."

Trump: "I'm a crook, but so what?"

If we really want to destroy Iran, then make donald their president for a few months.

Lot of truth to this.....and that Ain't no joke!

Question - If a tree falls down in a forest............................and everybody saw Trump cut it down.................................is it still Obama and Biden's fault?

"Hapoy Cinco de Mayo to all those who celebrate it. I'm not a huge fan of Mayo, not that there's anything wrong with it, I just prefer ketchup. But that's me. Especially on a steak."

-Trump (probably)

Trump recently praised King Charles of Britain for getting Democrats to actually stand for something.

What's even more amusing is that the same Democrats who've been pushing the idiotic "No Kings" protests stood and applauded....an actual King.

The human nervous system was not designed to know what the worst person on the planet is doing every minute of the day.

Omg he had me laughing. The “healed” person cheeto jesus healed really does resemble JS.

You know it was AI because the “healing hands” were a normal size.

Trump Should Reconcile With Vatican & Catholic Church Since “Both Historically Care Deeply About … Covering Up Sex Scandals” - Jon Stewart

The only thing donald has that is hard, are his arteries.

Why does Melania need to be on top when she and Trump have sex?
Because Trump can only fuck up.