I tried to take my wife on a nice weekend get-away last week.
I went to get a nice car at Avis, and I told them that I wanted to use the nice car for the weekend before deciding whether I wanted to pay....they said NO CAN DO.
I took her to a chic boutique, found the perfect outfits for her, and I told them that I wanted her to wear those outfits for the weekend before deciding whether I wanted to pay....they said NO CAN DO.
We went to a nice hotel, and I told them that I wanted to spend the night before deciding whether I wanted to pay....they said NO CAN DO.
I then took her to a nice restaurant, where I told the maitre'd that I wanted to have dinner before deciding whether I wanted to pay.....they said NO CAN DO.
I then took her to a nice show, where I told the greeter that we wanted to see the show before deciding whether I wanted to pay....they said NO CAN DO.
The whole weekend continued like this. Every time that we wanted to do anything, I told them that I wanted to use the service before deciding whether I wanted to pay.....they said NO CAN DO.
Damn, what is a person to do. I simply want to give my wife the life and privileges of having money, but I want to use those products and services before deciding whether I wanted to pay for them....unfortunately, NO CAN DO.
I couldn't even get cheap pizza on those terms!!!!!