Show the EFF UP

The DMV can be like that for sure.

Hell, I'm a guy and even I get fucked there. All I've asked for in the last 40 yrs is a half decent photo....fucked every time.

Tramp

Velma, I knew I liked you lol.

Get in line... :-)

I spent the past 20 years in the DMV area. Down here it’s pretty easy to fuck a different guy every night. Then they get on a plane or go back to Spain, or Colorado or their ranch in Crawford.

I haven’t been attracted to all the men, but the advantage of being a woman is that Any man can be Adam Levine when you are getting fucked from behind.

LOL she has one sexy bush and some mighty fine weed, both she loves to share with the right people

"If I like the other guy, I fuck him. Hell, even if I don't like the other guy I usually fuck him anyway, but I'm a pretty big whore."

Velma, I knew I liked you lol. ;^0

~lady~

Ncal: Not cool bro, bait and switch stuff you have going on there. Mrs. Ncal has bush, not weed. I bet you think I haven’t been paying attention.

~Allen

888 me i dont smoke weed, make me paranoid. mrs smokes weed after her workday is done. We do still have some of that really fine mendo weed.
Nothing in the pot stores here come close.

Velma you got it. talk to them on the phone and they show up. flakes dont talk on the phone.

IMHO the reason people don't show up or flake is that the male half is doing the driving and he hasn't told the female half everything. So when he says "Hey, we have a date Saturday night" the female half says: "Fuck you, Todd! I mentioned I wanted a threesome once, ten years ago when I was drunk at my sister's wedding with the band leader who looked like Adam Levine."

So of course the guy doesn't email you. Why would he email you? He will wait until the last minute and cancel, or just not write at all to avoid lookign like he doesn't have any power.

I don't text or Kik. I get the female half's phone number, we coordinate a time and a place. If I like the other guy, I fuck him. Hell, even if I don't like the other guy I usually fuck him anyway, but I'm a pretty big whore.

A lot of this can be solved by the women talking. If the other couple doesn't want the women to talk, it's a big red flag.

Ncal: I don’t care about that stuff. You got weed or not? Your being a buzzkill now.

Get that roleydoley going dood!

888 those where the days when living in Mendocino country was like living in paradise, the harvest party at the end of the grape, pear, pot and cattle season was the best party in the world.

All the growers would get together for one huge party on a ranch with a 5k sqft barn. A band would be playing. The grape growers where all the descendants of the original Greek and Italian who settle Ukiah. Pot growers where all hippes and the cattle ranchers where all cowboys. The grape growers would bring their homemade 25% proof wine called Gropa, the pot growers would bring their pot, cattle guys meat.

Everyone would share, it was funny seeing 90 year old little Greek men smoking big joints and hippes drinking for gallon jugs of wine, Dancing to the music.

We where invited because I would help with the grape harvest anytime we got an early rain. Grapes had to all come off before they molded up.

Those where the day.

Ncal said, “weed” a second time!

@ Ncal again: Hell Fcuk yeah dawg! Blaze that shit homie!

~Allen

888 when we lived in Mendocino Country my wife would go weed tasting, I don't smoke. I would drive her to some of the best growers in the hills. I love to dive in the ocean and would get abalone. We would trade weed for abalone or abalone and weed at a discount.

The quality of the weed is like nothing one can buy legally or illegally.

Ncal said, “weed”.

@ Ncal: Fcuk yeah dawg!

~Allen

Go to a club, hotel take over, or house party- you'll see lots of people signed up for them in the calendar any Saturday night.

To weed through the bullshit is let them know that you demand a phone call before making any plans. No long no stop emails. just call us.

Have a separate swingers phone and you are set.

Craigslist had the prefect setup with couples for couples only. Kept most of the single men out. SLS should do this as well just a couple for couple only SLS

completely agree on the move on quickly part. Like you R&K, we have no time in our lives for other peoples problems and drama. life is too short not to have fun.

Yes- we've been doing this long enough to know 'IT HAPPENS'..

But still the window shoppers, and the people who aren't serious are driving me insane. We are not huge picture exchangers, though we have enough current pics to identify us when we are comfortable doing so.

How in the heck do we "weed" through these fakes and flakes? It was much easier on Craigslist when you could "order up" whatever you were looking for. All we ask for is a 10 second, no fault "hey no thanks or "not right now".

Why is this so hard?