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Starbutts Frappechinos now come with foam on top.

The Java Shit is the most popular one.

Just the thought of an enema, let alone a coffee one is a bit disturbing.

OK, so maybe it is beneficial, but if a guy is administering the enema, and he asks: "Do you need room for cream?" Run like hell.

You should try it Looking. You always have a stick up your ass about something.

Michael Landon was having the same coffee treatments when he was dying as well.

Not a 32 ounce one, anyway.

I take it they don't own a turkey baster.

T

When Steve McQueen was battling cancer, I read that this was one of his experimental therapies.

Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day

From ABC News

Mike and Trina swear by their coffee. He enjoys a "saturated" blend, which is "on the cold side"; she prefers a fine espresso grind that is "warm and thicker."

The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health. Instead, they use it as an enema. They each have at least 100 coffee enemas a month, 6,000 in all since their addiction began two years ago.

"I started the whole debacle," Trina, who did not want to reveal her last name, told ABCNews. com. "Then it took on a life of its own. I twice tried to stop and felt worse, so I do this every day and as much as I can. But it's very time-consuming."

"I love the way it makes me feel," said Trina. "It gives me a sense of euphoria."

The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did "nine or 10" in a 24-hour period.

Her husband Mike, 45, said he initially thought, "Oh my god, how disgusting," but then he tried it, "and now I am addicted."

For the past two years they have been "unable to function" without their coffee enema, a ritual that takes five hours of planning and executing each day.

They fill a 32-ounce bucket with coffee and deliver it to their lower intestine via a Vaseline-coated hose. "That's the freaky part," Trina said. "So I try to relax."

While she administers her enema, Trina listens to music, catches up on TV shows and tweets. "I even play Sudoku," she said.

But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

NJboy, I just got around to looking at the link you posted. Management has a great sense of humor!

Well I'll be the first to admit I've sworn off the politics fora several times only to be lured back in on occasion.

I actually thought the most thoughtful new forum in some time was Martimer's "25 forums about gun control" or something. Where asked "25 forums, weeks of arguing... has ANYONE had any change of heart in their position?"

Good question. I think the answer is no all around. I wonder sometimes why we argue when seemingly nobody changes their mind. You'd think SOMEONE SOMEWHERE would say "you know... you make a good point.... I'm changing my position." I don't know if it's stubborn pride or what. I don't think I've ever witnessed it.

Mind you, my personal changes of heart over the years have come very gradually, not the result of some grand epiphany.

It is amusing to see a total attention whore say they are leaving, hoping there will be an outpouring of pleas not to go. It only took one person saying "don't go" and POOF! They're back! lol

Hey at least quality socks boy was good to his word and never returned.

Sarcasmus continuous....{sigh!}

Le sigh...

So many are fond of of such exists. One of the most dramatic exists was missed by most who aren't fond of the political forums. In my entire time on these boards, I've not seen such an act. It had nothing to do with politics, but the creep made an entire thread for why he is leaving, accusing the entire SLS fora of being comprised of morons and brainless dolts. He blocked several people, then got another profile and would spy those on his blocked list out and post attacks against them. After a few days he vanished (around X-Mas times), he swore to never return, because the SLS forums are comprised of complete brainless low IQ people. The funniest part is that no one, not a single person acknowledged the troll. In less than 2 weeks he was back. Proclaiming that things have not changed, and we're all still morons. He deleted his previous shouts of exitus dramaticus. And is still around posting nothing but insults. I have to tell you, that's some funny shit to watch.

Dramaticus Exitus Reappearitus??

I think I missed the whole quality socks discussion because I personally prefer quality cocks! {just sayin'!!!}

The birdie doesn't believe in the value of quality socks.

Hee! Hee! Good way to put it, PG!!!

my birdie breaks all the time. little sucker is a cock blocker!

My birdie is broken!!! He hasn't flown all evening, but when I went to the mailbox, ta da......mail!!!!

I need to reserve a table ASAP..

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Scandal, thanks for the suggestion. I will do that.

Or just start it again there....?

BLT2LAST, you could ask the webmaster to move your new thread to a different location, like Men Talk. It's an interesting topic that's worthy of discussion, and you'll likely get more attention there.

I figured as much.