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I hope I never go to jail. I haven't memorized a phone number since 2005...
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I hope I never go to jail. I haven't memorized a phone number since 2005...
When I was a boy, my momma would send me down to the corner store with one dollar and I'd come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of oatmeal and 6 eggs. You can't do that now.... Too many se…
*looking at graffiti on a bridge* Some people - "That's vandalism" Other people - "That's art" Me - "How the hell did they get up there?"
That was pitiful. They haven't scored a TD in six quarters. Maybe Snoop Dawg was right about Haley. All the stats in the world are meaningless when you get nothing but field goals. Those penalties on The safeties for those hits were bull.…
They should allow Ray Rice to play. Just without pads and a helmet. He could get knocked out several times a game...
Janay Rice standing by her man Ray: Now, Palmer has responded to the recent developments on her Instagram account. A CBS Baltimore report shows Palmer thanked the Ravens’ fans and has some strong words for the media’s involvement in this i…
Friendly Skies? Not anymore... Three U.S. flights made unscheduled landings in the past eight days after passengers got into fights over the ability to recline their seats. Disputes over a tiny bit of personal space might seem petty, but f…
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other...
JW Why does the "People you may know" section on Facebook look like a line up of hookers.
Everyone is "entitled" to their opinion but I have to laugh at those who try to control who posts where. I think one must control themselves before attempting to control others and that seems to be an issue for a few of the more prolific p…
If you get hit by a Dodge, would that be ironic?
You bored her to death. Just like all the other posters no longer here. The place became a snoozefest just like I predicted. Good job.
Fuck me if they can't take a joke!
It's better to have loved and lost than live with a psycho for the rest of your life
<p>I would rather have a bitch plot for me than against me - Ice T</p>
<p>I agree with most of the firings today but I'm surprised Ryan still has his job with the Jets.</p> <p>Chudzinski got screwed in Cleveland. He only had one season...</p>
<p>If cockroaches can survive a nucleur blast, then what the fuck is in a can of Raid?</p>
<p>LOL...</p>
<p>Punters and kickers likely don't get to open much fan mail. But after getting absolutely demolished by Pittsburgh's Terence Garvin last Sunday night, Bengals punter Kevin Huber received some well wishes from one young fan in Cincinnati.…
Isn't green tea for women with weight issues?
When I was young, I couldn't wait to get older. This shit isn't what I expected...
" I'm sitting here and wondering if Peyton had any input in the decision to choose Luck over Robert Griffin." Who knows but I'm guessing that when Peyton learned he was no longer a Colt he could care less who the new QB was going to be...
"Not that I care about hockey, but the Flyers just fired their head coach 3 games into the season." Really?? They couldn't have got a new coach in the off season? Did these owners go to the Jerry Jones school for running a sports franchise?
I support everyone's troops... -the Grim Reaper
Lol....
"I really don't care about the Pirates one way or the other, but they haven't been in the playoffs for over 20 years so it was a semi-historical game. An entire generation of people were born, graduated high school and got halfway through…
Wow! Head's still spinning from my hangover after watching the Pirates/Reds last night. What a game. I've never seen a pitcher so raddled from the fan's chanting his name that he dropped the ball. Then served up two homerun pitches...
Wild card playoff game today. Pirates vs. Reds. Let's Go Bucs!!!!
"WTF is Rdy talking about?" *SHRUGS* Who knows...
I don't run. If you see me running you should run too cause something really bad is chasing me..
" I have to bring it back to Baseball for a minute." Speaking of baseball, who would ever think the hottest ticket and topic in Pittsburgh is the Pirates. First Post season appearance in 21 years.
Oh damn....LOL!
That's the way it should be now... Teachers don't get enough for dealing with the spoiled brats and the parents who raised them. A friend of mine's wife was a teacher for about four years. In that time, she was attacked and threatened on s…
Steelers winless and in last place... Jeez, the Browns are better than the Black n Gold. Oh I'm so ashamed.
The only thing to fear is fear itself... and spiders. Fuck spiders.
"Da Stillers didnent dooder jobs taday... annat's terr-bull. I juss went daaahn tada Jine Iggle Pharmacy... every time da Stillers loose, my Doc calls inna script fer Prozaaack. Diss week I'll be poppin' 'em like M&Ms 'n worshin' 'em daaah…
That was crazy. Seven TD's against the Ravens?
You can't help everyone but everyone can help someone...
"How come Rev. Al and Jesse and Robert are not calling for reparations for 2 blacks kids and a white kid just killing a ball player for shits and giggles. We just wanted to......WTF" There should be a thread called the "Most stupid post of…
Forty men who put their sperm on ice because cancer or other illnesses threatened to leave them infertile are suing a Chicago hospital after a freezer malfunction robbed many of them of the chance to have biological children, their lawyer…
"Three teenagers, aged 15, 16 and 17, were bored "so they decided to kill somebody". Damn! Video games weren't enough for these three?
LAWRENCEVILLE, Pa. — A local mother is facing charges after investigators said she used her child’s feces to make him ill. Lauren Buzard was arrested after surveillance cameras caught her rubbing her baby’s feces on his face at Children’s…
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. -Oscar Wilde
"And this article just proves that people from New Jersey can not drive for shit!" R U from Joisy. I'm from Joisy too. -Joe Piscipo
Ahhh, oh well....
Talk about making a big entrance. When baby girl Jasleen came into the world last week at University Hospital in Leipzig, Germany, she weighed in as the country’s largest-ever at 13.47 pounds and 22.6 inches long, according to the New York…
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner
I found out I'm a magician. I picked up this cute girl hitch hiking. When she put her hand on my thigh I turned into a motel... - Rodney Dangerfield That was one funny dude...
Thanks. Luv the pic BTW... :-)
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon
"Racism at it's finest in the liberal state of Illinois" A bigot complaining about racism. That's rich....
Don't forget, his uncle/trainer Roger Mayweather was a tough lightweight and junior welterweight in his day.
Every man dies. Not every man really lives. - William Wallace
Right is right, even if everyone's against it and Wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it... --William Penn
How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these. - George Wash…
"It is simply tragic , those poor victims, their families on both sides and the weight a child will carry knowing however innocently, they killed a friend or loved one is incomprehensible to me. " I, as well as people with a heart know exa…
"WTF: 11 Deaths in Five Months Where Shooter Was 3 to 6 Years Old At least 10 more toddlers have shot but not killed themselves or someone else this year. 9 cases of 7 to 19 years old accidentally killed themselves, a family member or frie…
Talk about bad luck... A man who received the world's first double-leg transplant had to have both his limbs amputated after an unrelated illness forced him to stop taking anti-rejection drugs, a Spanish hospital confirmed Tuesday. Accordi…
Look out Tom Brady. The Pats signed Tim Tebow...
I think the Coroner should be allowed to list Stupidity as an official reason for some people's death... -Me after watching the morning news.
“You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.” -John Davis
PITTSBURGH — While the Penguins prepare for Monday night’s Game 2 with the Boston Bruins, a controversial hit from Game 1 led to an uproar on social media. Penguins forward Matt Cooke was ejected from Friday’s game after his hit on Boston’…
Someone needs to invent a carfax for vaginas. "I have only been with one guy." "Yeah sure, show me you whorefax." On FB.
I've never blocked anyone. They just don't matter to me that much. I do find it funny that I've had threads removed because of the topic but another member here can start their's with just a period. I do believe if someone else did that th…
"I guess that is ok, but this fora has become boring." It's become boring because the ones who like to dish it out can't take it. It's easier to block them. Or if you think you're so important, you start your threads with a period because…
Tim Tebow is on the hunt for a new quarterbacking job after being released by the New York Jets, and Ron Jaworski is offering to help him find work. Unfortunately for Tebow, Jaworski, the longtime Philadelphia Eagles QB and current ESPN NF…
Fucking with my money is like fucking with my emotions... Big Worm
"BTW, just how much bacon do you think OM is allocating for the 105 year old woman's lifetime supply?" I wondered the same thing.
Three slices of bacon a day keep the doctor away. At least that's been the case for 105-year-old Texas woman Pearl Cantrell, who credits her daily dose of sizzling pork for her longevity. “Hard work and bacon,’’ Cantrell told TODAY about h…
If she answers your sarcasm with sarcasm don't get offended, keep her... Me
"If it is true that only seriously whacked out people are the ones that find insane reasons to commit murder, they are the ones we should find and eradicate." Okay. I'm a board. How do you spot a potential murderer on sight?
"these gunhuggers remind me of people that still associate with the catholic church. they prefer to ignore the victims to order deal with their insecurities." I kind of agree with that...
After reading some of the theories in this fora I can believe that.
And none of those means of death were by an instrument designed to kill. You guys need some new material.
"The following is Forbes’ list of the ten most dangerous cities in the country, based on the violent crime rate, which lists the number of murders, rapes, robberies and assaults per 100,000 residents." I'm sure they are also the top cities…
Indeed :)
A woman's brain is like a computer browser with 100 windows open at the same time...
"There are tens of millions of people who take a similar point of view as I do regarding new gun laws. The NRA does take a rather common sense view of gun laws and crime fighting, too" And you don't think you've been brainwashed like the o…
He's right Lucky. If you don't trust cops why would you trust rent a cops with guns?
"Blindly? LMAO Trained and cleared by law enforcement.I would call that blind." You must not have read all the threads I started about trained law enforcement officers who were trained and still fucked up with their guns. But you go ahead…
I trust them around my kids because they aren't armed. Why would you blindly trust a stranger around your kids with a gun?
Bullshit... You made a claim that unions can't do anything about a employee with anger issues. Fact. Union member or not NO employee will be allowed on any workplace who makes threats to supervisors or fellow employees. Fact 2. I've worked…
Unions do background checks. Spare me the scab lies...
What if the employer is the cause of the anger issue?
"Or have an employee with an anger issue that means he cannot be discharged because the union and the state insist that his "issue" is a medical/psychological issue and he can't be discharged, but must be treated. " Maybe that employer sho…
"Highschool in this area has put a sign. "Warning the staff and faculty here have been trained and are prepared to use deadly force to protect our children" You want to stop school massacres this is the way to do it." So if one of those ar…
"Now that's right wing logic if I ever heard it. IMO men than need to carry guns are skittish to say the least. I understand women who feel the need to carry but a man ? No fuckin way are they not a scared. Same for the psychos that stock…
Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don't care... - Lisa Lampanelli
Your welcome Kibbles...
When I die, I want someone to come to the funeral dressed as the grim reaper. Don't say anything. Just stand there...
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw...
(Actual sign) House for sale by owner Because neighbor is a Asshole!
A New York-area man who snuck into jail for visits may soon get the chance to become a permanent resident. Yonkers, New York, resident Matthew Matagrano was arraigned Saturday on charges that he impersonated a Department of Correction inve…
You should try it Looking. You always have a stick up your ass about something.
That's the way of the world - Earth, Wind and Fire
It's so called outside I actually saw a gangsta pull his pants up...
"But typical of them. They no nothing of class,,," Mickey.
Whenever I start to feel spontaneous and adventurous, my bank account tells me to calm the hell down...
Let's role play... I'll be Burger King and you be McDonalds... I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.
I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag. - author unknown