[LOCKED]WTF

Well, they're from Virginia, what do you expect? :)

I wrote them an email, told them I'm the real Sarah, and wont need the mask.

Just read it.

norfolk.craigslist.o rg/cas/3655209797.ht ml

Some pranks go too far in our society because everyone is looking for their minutes of fame on YouTube and we buy into it. I think they have too much time on their hands. Then we go even further to elevate this BS to celebrity status.....please!

That's pretty amusing.

Sometimes, people "get off" on simply fooling people, and don't intend to actually do any harm. For instance, stealing something because it's difficult to accomplish without being noticed, rather than for any actual gain to themselves.

Sort of a Frank Abignale moment....

A New York-area man who snuck into jail for visits may soon get the chance to become a permanent resident.

Yonkers, New York, resident Matthew Matagrano was arraigned Saturday on charges that he impersonated a Department of Correction investigator so that he could gain access to prisons, including Rikers Island and the Manhattan Detention Center.

Once inside, the 36-year-old gave cigarettes to inmates and smoked them in the common areas. Matagrano himself had been locked up for a rap sheet that includes sodomy and sexual abuse, and he is a registered sex offender.

New York City officials says that for at least a week Matagrano had been using fake credentials and a uniform to gain access to prisons where he would hang out with inmates. A surveillance camera caught Matagrano during one of his visits, according to a criminal complaint. Upon entry, he said he was an investigator from the department’s intelligence unit.

It’s unclear why he wanted to break into jail, but this is not the first time Matagrano pretended to be something he’s not to gain access. He had previously been caught posing as a Board of Education worker so that he could get into two schools and look through student records. He pleaded guilty in 2004 to attempted burglary.

It’s also unclear why someone with a criminal past could so easily gain access to prisons. A spokesperson for the Department of Corrections told NBC NewYork only that “The apprehension this afternoon of Mr. Matagrano occurred within 24 hours of the department learning of the matter.”

The investigation is ongoing and there may be uncovered that Matagrano snuck into even more New York-area prisons.

He is charged with burglary, possession of forged instruments, larceny and promoting prison contraband. A judge set bail at $50,000.

Seduction: I am LMAO! You better stop! Anyway, that was a good momentary shift. Now, my WTF is really "Why The Fuck?" would I go out with someone whose profile (1) invites me to jump in the sack with them immediately (2) skinny dip and watch porn -- which I am not opposed to but I have no idea who the fuck you are and (3) open to anything. IMO, #3 is the cry of the desperate and I have no interest. Oh, one more, those distorted face pics....keep moving. I am so not interested. I don't discuss the LS with many but I am not ashamed or I wouldn't be doing it. Give me a break.

The old man that checks the receipts in the SAM's that we go to, has a hair piece that is always on it's side, he's from India, and does the head bob when he speaks, he's about 80 or so, with really fleshy purple colored lips, his name tag reads: Stif!

I actually knew a guy in Ottawa named Pushkar. He worked at Home Depot. He was funny as hell. When you were ready to check out he'd say in this crazy heavy Indian accent "Ready to rock?"

My little rant there was that typically the court system doesn't want to accept that women can be evil horrible people too. But, when confronted with an undeniable case of one, they still try to explain it away by blaming someone else in their life. I picked the drug store clerk because it seemed like the most ridiculous example.

My pharmacists name is Tariq his wife is Pushpa! :)

Don't worry I'm sure she'll walk. She's a mother and as such is generally immune from practically everything in the court system, and might even get her child support increased as a result. We'll probably send Habib at the drug store who sold her the condoms to jail instead.

Crap, Sed. That gives new meaning to Stupid is as stupid does.

A woman's attempt to sabotage her ex-husband's new relationship backfired when, as a part of her weird ploy, she put a condom in her 5-year-old daughter's underwear.

Investigators say the 26-year-old mother, from O'Fallon, Mo., instructed the child to later hide the condom in her dad's house, so he would believe his fiance had been unfaithful, O'Fallon Patch reported.

The woman allegedly made the condom appear to have been used, placing it against her daughter's skin and near the vaginal area, according to KMOV.c om.

St. Charles County court records show that the incident occurred on May 3. On that date, police were called because the girl was distressed when she returned to her father's house, the St. Louis Post Dispatch reported. Authorities say she hid behind a shower curtain and described the condom as "yucky."

On February 22, her mother was charged with third-degree assault because she gave the child the condom knowing that the contact would be considered "offensive or provocative."

The Huffington Post reached out to several rat experts to assess the validity of Kahram's claim. Dr. David Baker, laboratory animal veterinarian at LSU, told HuffPost that it's unlikely the rats got super-sized as the result of a mutation.

"Nearly all genetic mutations identified across the field of biology are harmful and confer a disadvantage to the species rather than an advantage. It’s not like in the sci-fi movies," Baker said in an email.

However, he pointed out that there are several species of "giant" rats found around the world that can achieve the sizes described by Kahram. Because their growth plates don't fuse after puberty, Baker explained, even common black rats can get very large.

"During the Middle Ages, black rats in Europe reportedly grew large enough -- and children were small enough -- to carry off babies. Those had to have been some big rats," Baker wrote.

Regardless of size, Tehran is reportedly ramping up its response to the rodents. Apparently a team of army snipers is now hunting the rats by night, using rifles equipped with infrared scopes. IBT reported that 2,205 rats have been killed so far.

It's like a warped bonus round of "Big Buck Hunter," except the only ones scoring points off this emergency are the media. The Times of Israel made a "Princess Bride" reference in its coverage about the rats, whereas the Times of London took aim at Tehran's "experience when it comes to [exterminating]... its political opponents."

Whether Tehran's rats are mutated or not, some scientists have reported that certain rat populations are becoming resistant to poison. In 2012, a researchers in Britain published findings that estimated 75 percent of rats in West England were resistant to rodenticide.

Although Tehran has had a decades-long struggle with rats, its rodent problem seems to have grown to epic proportions as of late. Giant rats that have been flushed out of their nests by melting snow are the focus of a renewed extermination effort in the Iranian capital, according to several reports.

Some of the rodents reportedly weigh as much as 11 pounds.

Tehran has a plague of rats estimated to number up to 25 million after winter snows melted raising the underground water level and flushing the rats from their nests. Municipal authorities have imported approximately 45 tons of rat poison and set up information tents to help deal with the plague. (Reuters)

The International Business Times quoted Tehran city council environment adviser Ismail Kahram, who told Iranian news website Qudsonline.ir that the rats "seem to have had a genetic mutation, probably as a result of radiations and the chemical used on them."

"They are now bigger and look different. These are changes that normally take millions of years of evolution. They have jumped from 60 grams to five kilos, and cats are now smaller than them," Kahram said, according to the outlet.

va.......you want to help me spit roast cincy :)

I'm sure the nature of what I've searched in my time as a chemist already has me flagged by the FBI as someone to talk to in case something blows up around me. If you'd like to be on the list too, search triazidomethane.

If thought hasn't crossed over into action there isn't a case. This is such a slippery slope because once violence is commited we tend to complain that "warning signs were missed" and "the mental health system is broken." However, thoughts, no matter how horrible, aren't against the law.

There's also a big difference between someone being serious about wanting to do something vs actually conspiring to do so.

Kind of ventures into the realm of thought crime. If a pedophile controls their urges and never acts out and abuses anyone, can you really lock them up? No. A thought-pedophile or a thought-rapist or a thought-cannibal cannot be convicted unless you can prove they are actually conspiring to do it.

What about a thought-tax cheat? A thought-ax murderer? A thought Marxist revolutionary?

I agree with you. Hubby and I were discussing this case. And as fucked up as he sounds, I am feeling quite uncomfortable with the fact that he didn't act out on his demented fantasies, but is in court precisely because of having them.

How many of us enjoy a little kinky fetish here and there? how many of us have images of hot chicks in bondage? or if we don't have it on our HD, certainly at one time or another we saw it on our PC's while surfing...

I don't really know the fine details of the case. But as it reads below, I'm not sure how well it sits with me.

While the guy seems pretty fucked up, I don't know if they will succeed in proving he actually did anything criminal.

I've found that women love being spit-roasted, actually. Internet searches for "spit roasted woman" turns up hits other than cannibalism, let me tell you.....

WTF?!?!?!

"NEW YORK -- Graphic violent sexual photographs and evidence of web searches on how to kidnap and cook women were found in the computer account belonging to a New York City police officer accused of conspiring to abduct women in a cannibalism plot, according to testimony in federal court Monday.

Photographs saved in defendant Gilberto Valle's account on his wife's computer included images of women being bound and tortured during sex, and being roasted on a spit in a human barbecue pit, according to testimony.

Valle, who was suspended without pay after his arrest last fall, is charged with conspiracy to kidnap and accessing a law enforcement database illegally. The government concluded its case Monday, and the defense will call its first witness Tuesday.

Prosecutors have argued that Valle was "deadly serious" about online plans allegedly to kidnap, rape, torture, cook and eat women.

Defense attorneys have argued that their client's conduct was "pure fiction," "make believe" and fantasy role-playing. None of Valle's alleged targets was ever victimized.

Testimony Monday from prosecution witness Stephen Flatley, an FBI forensic computer analyst who reviewed the content copied off Valle's wife's computer and hard drive, indicated the computer was used for various searches for ways to kidnap people and eat them.

Valle's wife, Kathleen Mangan, handed over the computer to the FBI in September after she installed spyware under the suspicion her husband was looking at websites of a violent sexual nature.

Screen shots used by prosecutors revealed conversations Valle had with others about kidnapping, torturing, raping, cooking and eating women.

According to testimony, FBI analysis of the computer showed online searches conducted under Valle's account included topics such as "What to look for in human meat," "How to tie up a girl," "Eat her for dinner cannibalism," and "How do you give chloroform to girls."

The government entered into evidence a cached webpage from a site that included this message from a user to Valle: "Looking forward to bringing over another girl to cook for dinner."

During cross-examination of Flatley, the defense revealed that Internet history from the computer account as shown in court was just a fraction of overall searches, which included topics such as Major League Baseball, fantasy sports, weight-loss programs, the Olympics and the New York Yankees.

But prosecutors focused on the computer's contents, including a cataloge of 79 folders with women's names on them.

The computer also contained cartoon images in which the faces of real women were superimposed on characters' heads. The three cartoons showed graphic sexual images, and referred to cannibalism.

Photos found on Valle's account included images of women being tied up with duct tape, and two images that appeared to show a woman being roasted on a spit in a human barbecue pit.

A video was found in the recycle folder of Valle's computer account titled "Girl Being Burned." It was played in court and depicted a naked woman with her hands tied and and with a scarf wrapped around her neck, screaming and moaning while a flame burns near her genitalia.

As the government rested its case, the defense entered a motion for acquittal, saying the government failed to prove a kidnapping conspiracy. The defense argued again that the computer's contents depicted fantasy. The judge made no ruling on that motion."

We are ugly. We hardly ever see the birdie fly.

Carrie

my birdie would like to make a nest between those mountains :)

My birdie is usually pretty steady, but it's always friends from here, or "SM" {read: married cheaters} locals I'm not interested in that keep trying. I'm ok with that, though.

Our birdie went crazy today!!!! One email from a sm was so long it almost brought the birdie to the ground.....unfortunately for him, I hit "delete"! Not my type!!!!