Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
Sideburns? I'm picturing a muttonchop 70's look but, what the hell, salt and pepper is salt and pepper. Mr. Cincy is currently sporting his vacation look of scruffy beard. I adore it.
jandscincy
772 total posts. Showing the most recent 100.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
The 'shrooms explain a lot, really.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
I am SUCH a sucker for the salt and pepper beard.
If You Could Only Have One
Tbr- I know but I'd still choose his particular brand of reading and responding challenges. I miss the old fellow. (I'm not adding a IYCOHO. Too complicated for my level of engagement at the moment.)
If You Could Only Have One
I'd choose Frank as my only dipshit poster who can't read. Sigh. IYCOHO: writing utensil (brand, color, etc.)
WTF
If fucking's involved, I prefer the Men at Work sign.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
A Thanksgiving tradition, BLM! I was just coming here to post that. Our daughters detest it so naturally we play quite loud and sing along as much as we can. Good times. Good times.
Things I had to do today that I wasn't planning on doing
Had to brave the crowds the grocery for a box of baking soda. Nine cars in the fire lane. Special people who park in the fire lane really get my goat.
So, whatcha drinking
Blanton's and one rock.
Simple Pleasures
"Wow! You age very well!!!" I would have happily accepted this compliment if it hadn't reminded me that I've had a flippin' birthday since I was last here. Time to go roll the years forward on the ole profile. Thank you anyhoo, BLM.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
Scandle, darling- the best welcome around here is a solidly amusing comic-insult. Makes my shriveled little heart swell just a touch.
Just Wondering
"lied to the judge about illegals bringing TB into America." Ncal- Hi, its me. The vicious mean girl... You must have had a little typo there. I just wanted to let you know that "illegals" isn't a noun. Oopsie. Don't worry. I make little g…
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
Really, Ms. Scandle... that's the welcome I get upon my triumphant return this circus? Not even a little winky emoji or something? How are you? Staying out trouble in the frozen north? Your cunning wit and dazzling charm remain intact, I s…
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
Speaking of pedantic asshats, Cincinnati is two Ns and one T.
Just Wondering
FARC+FALT=FART That is, by fart, the best name for your tour.
Simple Pleasures
Five years!?! Holy shit! Has it really been that long? I feel a little misty-eyed thinking of all the silliness, sexiness and friendiness that has been shared here and IRL. Gosh...so many of you have been here that long or longer: scamp (k…
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
I opted to leave my modifier dangling in hopes of attracting some pedantic asshat and his dangler. Know any of those?
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FB: My dog goes through phases where she barks incessantly. She barks when she's in. She barks when she's out. She barks at every leaf she can see fall through the window. It usually happens as the weather gets colder and I suspect she's u…
Simple Pleasures
Put me down for a crate or two. Hand delivered, of course.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
All work and no play makes BT a dull boy. It doesn't do much for the fora, either.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FB: This rabbit n scamp/lady n tramp business taxes my feeble little brain when skim the fora. Comprehension is HARD. (as the fora proves over and over again)
Simple Pleasures
BT, darling. I'm hankering for a visit to your fair city and all its charms. These damn kids put a serious dent in my kink.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
True, superbrain- you did shine a little light back on Mr. Ahoy. Humble is the first word I think of when I think of you ;-) In other news, are you ever changing your name? Its been what? Two years? Can we come up with other words for the…
Simple Pleasures
One perfect chunk of ice and healthy pour of bourbon.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
Hey, Mr. Va (by way of Canada)- you be the science nerd and let Fun have law and the political process. Share the wealth, dood.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
P.I.M.P.- 50 Cent Inexplicably, Mr. Cincy has this song set as his alarm sound. Catchy but slightly inappropriate to go around all day singing to my self about being a motherf--cking PIMP. His last alarm song was Ripple by the Grateful Dea…
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
So that "great unwashed" thing is TRUE? I thought that was a myth. Holy shit! Does that mean that "unicorns" really are horses with horns that poop rainbows? If so, I'm changing to bi and getting me one.
Just Wondering
Oh, dear. I'm waving some voodoo charms and trying to psychically force the politics back to their rightful spot.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
Your son might want to give up rugby or cage fighting or whatever it is that is tearing him apart. Poor fellow.
Just Wondering
We've become trite, darling, with our repeated referrals to the good old days. But I will admit I thought the same thing when I popped in a while ago and I saw that my dumb post about the dogs was still at the top of the page. Perhaps we n…
WTF
I'm so sad that my autocorrect failed to recognize "dood" as the perfect and proper word that is. I'm not blowing a door but I will happily double team Fun_Ahoy with Scandle so we can both atone for our mistake.
WTF
*girther movement* THIS is why I love him. I owe the door an apology blow job. I totally thought the girther comment was you on the snort account.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
So sorry for your loss, Va.
WTF
Ok, ok. I'll concede. I'll just go grab my white flag panties and present myself for punishment for calling you silly.
Fun Facts
You expected more?
Fun Facts
Its kind of exciting because he took the questioning to a whole new place rather than just jumping off the other justice's line of questions.
WTF
A young mother here in Cincinnati decapitated her baby on the street last winter. She carried the baby around for several hours. It made the news here and USAToday picked up the story. I would very much doubt it made international news. Th…
WTF
And if those things had not been highlighted in the story we never would have seen this story in the US. Or if she had suddenly donned the clothing associated with orthodox Jewish women and prayed in Hebrew we wouldn't have heard about it.
WTF
It is a terrible story. Violence against children is heartbreaking. This is a truly horrific crime but her clothing and the fact that she yelled the equivalent of "Oh, my God" after committing a terrible personal crime is not relevant to t…
WTF
Dood. I don't do chicks or pandas.
WTF
I prefer eats, shoots, brings me a snack, tidies up and leaves.
WTF
Eats Chutes and Leaves or is it Eats, Chutes and Leaves?
Fun Facts
Not unless he and Scalia are using an Ouija board.
whats for dessert
Tenth grade? Late bloomer? Tigg- food play can get so messy but thank you for saying so.
whats for dessert
Four posts on Oreos and not one single person made a Double Stuffed joke? No one likes to lick the cream filling first? Geesh people, the 7th grade humor department is slipping a bit.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
tbr- That's much more correct. From what I understand, Harper Lee submitted some version of Go Set A Watchman to the publishing houses and was asked to focus the tale on Jean Louise. From there, TKAM was created and Ms. Lee kept Go Set a W…
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
Yep. To market it as a prequel is silly. Ms. Lee never intended to publish it.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
It was a surprise she lasted this long after her sister died. To Kill A Mockingbird is, without a doubt, one of the most important pieces of American literature but it has always confounded me how many people list it as their favorite book…
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
"wood in your cheese" Sounds as if it might belong in the STI information thread.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
"Mrs. C, you can call me anything you want as long as you do it in person so get your fine self and your awesome hubby to NOLA ASAP. ;^D ~Scamp/Nic/A/TSFKANAN" You just love it when a girl drops everything and follows your commands, dontch…
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
Mr. Va- Just fucking is the whole point of the site, darling. I enjoy the verbal fuckery almost as much as the physical so please let's keeping laughing until the other opportunity arises. Scamp (Gawd, I can't believe I'm calling you that)…
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
You're far too kind every time I reappear. But don't stop. Did I miss anything good this time?
How's the Weather Out There
The biggest, prettiest snowflakes are falling but barely accumulating- all the loveliness of a gorgeous snow and none of the hassle. This is my kind of winter weather. (It helps that I'm contemplating a last minute trip to somewhere warmer…
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
Thank you kindly, SS. It will be good to return from parts unknown. And perhaps meet some previously unknown parts.
Simple Pleasures
Am I allowed to ***snort*** at the beautiful succinctness of SS's response or do the _Ahoy's hold the patent on snorts?
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FB: Hilarity and asshattery (IRL and virtually) and I'm missing it. (Someone remind me of Wayne's profile name, please. It is time to come home.)
Simple Pleasures
SP: low humidity and cool evenings. Hello, open windows.
Simple Pleasures
"naked means you got no clothes on, and nekkid means you got no clothes on and you're up to something!!" Irish- I love your clarification of the term "nekkid." To be clear, it was too cool to sleep naked so I had to put on a t-shirt after…
Simple Pleasures
SP: Windows open and a rare cool breeze. It might be too cool to sleep nekkid tonight.
Simple Pleasures
Dude- I leave for a few weeks just so your cute self will welcome me back. It is a total ego thing.
Simple Pleasures
Manny's simple pleasure seems to be the funny mushrooms.
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
Clit Shell Cadence- it is a charming little call and response number by Mr. Va.
WTF
I posted an ad on craigslist for the clean-out of a rental property. I found someone quickly and e-mailed the rest of the would-be cleaners to let them know the job was taken. I got the following response from one fellow: "OK, was looking…
DP yes or no?
The knowledge garnered from 40 years of possession of my very own clitoris failed me so I did the google on it and I remain stumped. What in tarnation is a clit shell and who told you it needed to be softened in order for the pelvis to rel…
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Wagon Wheel- Old Crow Medicine Show
Just Wondering
Not rape.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
This is a tricky quote to apply to Baltimore or Ferguson because of the evolution of language. The connotation of thugs and hoodlums has changed rather a great deal since 1970.
Simple Pleasures
"Well, as long as he didn't short change anyone." Snort-changing people is more his style.
Simple Pleasures
SP: Laughing at nothing and everything with some truly fantastic people.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Catholic school galas in Vero seem to bear no resemblance to those in Cincinnati.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
I'd be honored to be dishonorable with you, Mr. Va. I promise to leave you intact and happy.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
A dedication: Detachable Penis- King Missile
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Duet? Is that what we are calling it now? I'll play the flute and you can sing. City of New Orleans- Willie's version (sorry, Arlo)
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Midnight Train to Georgia- Gladys Knight and the Pips
Simple Pleasures
Scamp- Did you catch my little naked wave as I just closed the shutters on the bedroom window. NOLA to Cincy is quite the Peeping Nic commute.
Simple Pleasures
SP: Open windows.
WTF
I love another reason to return to NOLA. These magical sno-balls sound yummy.
Just Wondering
I've already learned several somethings today but that verse doesn't happen to one of them. Fifteen years of Sunday school, four years of teaching Sunday School, a college minor in world religions- it took a long time to create this atheis…
Simple Pleasures
" occasional kisses on top of my head." This is the single drawback to being 5'9", so few men can reach the top of my head for kisses and Mr. Cincy (is perfect in every way) exactly my height so there is no big spoon/little spoon- just two…
Just Wondering
Psalm 141:3 Mrs. Cincy's translation: Use a dental dam.
WTF
Peoria? Well, that explains it. Its nearly impossible to survive even a few hours in Peoria with your marbles intact.
Just Wondering
My in-laws are Catholic. (I ruined their dear son in oh, so many wicked ways.) When we can't wiggle out of dining with them on Fridays during Lent, I spend the entire meal dining on my tongue to keep from wondering aloud why it is such a s…
WTF
You know how sometimes the thread titles make no sense at all and just seem really random? Yeah, well this isn't one of those times.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Prince- Darling Nikki
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Father John Misty- When You're Smiling and Astride Me. It was just announced that he's booked for my favorite little music festival here in Cincy this summer. I can't imagine how he's going to play in such a big crowd but I mean to find ou…
whats for dessert
Frozen Kit-Kat minis
whats for dessert
It does. And I've seen you tuck into a basket of beignets amid a flurry of powdered sugar.
whats for dessert
Gawd. Even your favorite cake has a damn vegetable in it. Lighten up, Francis.
WTF
Is that a pencil in your pocket or.... Well, whatever the case, I'm happy to see you, BT.
WTF
I like games so long as it is not Sudoku in the hotel lobby.
Fun Facts
Fun Fact: I overuse parenthetical phrases. I have to because I fear that people have forgotten that you can use ) and ( for more than just making winky faces.
WTF
It does take enormous grace and patience to deal with the likes of Fun and BT. (Totally worth the effort.)
WTF
What's next in that series? Perry Gets Pertussis- join Perry on a fun-filled trip to the ER for supplemental oxygen and the chance to infect lots of other people to "make them stronger." Or shall we go for broke with Polly Finds Small Pox?…
WTF
Oh, Mr.Va- I have been thinking of you fondly while this vaccine debate has raged. The amount of damage done by fake science and one (seriously flawed and ultimately debunked) study boggles the mind. I find it so curious that most of the a…
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Glen Campbell- Gentle on My Mind
If You Could Only Have One
Captain Crunch ITCOHO: fruit (pardon me if I repeat. I'm new here ;-)
What's for Dinner
I seem to be cranberry obsessed. I made bourbon cranberry sauce, cranberry relish and gelled cranberry. There are also dried cranberries in the Brussels sprouts.
WTF
Giggling because it actually says that she was "linked" to a sausage crime. If only her name was Patty.
So, whatcha drinking
I love it when va drunk posts.
Simple Pleasures
It was Defying Gravity. We missed the whole Frozen hubbub (except when my sister in law makes us listen to my twin nieces perform the whole show twice. That shit is only cute when it is your own kid.)