Up ones ass

As the Puppet says" Hell No .. its up your ass Bud not mine" !

Depends. If they annoy me enough, sideways...

I don’t really like to think about it, but I’d imagine it could go in either direction as long as you could still pull the pin?

BT

I forgot to ask- would the barbed wire pineapple be inserted upside down?

It's not a puppet, it's an action figure.

Somebody corrected me on that once, that's how I know.

Nah, it takes a lot to annoy me. If someone earns the pineapple, they really EARN the pineapple, if you know what I mean.

On the other hand, The Puppet is rather touchy. Prickly, even.

Note to self: Never annoy Sorillo.

~LMK~

"stumbled and fell on the dick"

I think I saw that porn video.

I've never done the "stick a foreign object up my or someone else's butt" thing.

But there have been a few people that I've interacted with and have annoyed me enough who might have tempted me. Especially if the object was a barbed-wire-wrapped pineapple.

@sweetbutterflygirl - "I'm one of those ER Nurses and I can't even begin to tell you how many people use the "I fell on it" excuse."

Just for the record, using the "I stumbled on the carpet and my dick fell into your wife" excuse does not work either.

Actually, I’d thought that ViciousPooperJammer was a well known forum poster who became notorious for clogging a toilet during a house party/play weekend, but later learned that I was mistaken. -different “jammer” altogether.

BT

Only one of ViciousPooperJammer's original forum posts remains. But I did find a reply that references one.

"I'm remember(sic) ViciousPooperJammer's post about the scissors up his ass.

There was a story some years ago about a guy who had an intact lightbulb lodged up his ass, and doctors were trying to figure out how to get it out without breaking it. He insisted he had no idea how it got there. Uh huh. Sure buddy.

I saw another set of xrays - Barbie doll, cassette tape, iPod, scissors (WAY up there), eyeglasses, an extension cord..."

Rather unbelievable xrays:

w ww.elitedaily.co m/humor/website-compiles-x-rays-things-stuck-peoples-butts/927393

Scamp: Cute. But I have to think that actually getting her to the point of passing out may not be an optimum goal. Then you’re kinda done. (Or one would certainly hope you were. She certainly is)

But riding that dizzy edge…. Being light-headed and trying to keep your focus and hold on for dear life. Oh, yes, please.

I
~LMK~

The few times I've been to an ER I've wanted to fall onto an ER nurse, or have them fall onto me. Maybe it wouldn't fix what ails me, but it sure would make me feel better.

Next time I need stitches, it's gonna be in Port Charlotte.

"cumatose"

I miss the sniglets thread.

“There was one time I almost passed out, though. In a good way, I mean. Have been chasing that high ever since.”

There was a couple I played with years ago when I was a SM and after one particularly hot session, the woman actually did pass out. I coined the term “cumatose” to describe it. lol

~Scamp

@GOOD, I'm one of those ER Nurses and I can't even begin to tell you how many people use the "I fell on it" excuse.

I'm always in disbelief and usually say "Sorry honey, thing just don't fall up you butt".

Good, I’m not familiar with CRI, nor do I wish to be. I’ve heard of RONI though; Rectal-Ocular Nerve Inflammation. I hear it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

LMK, the full length version, with the Shesbeen prefix. Heard tell that she likes to play Pearl Harbor and always wants to be the Arizona.

…Dude sounds like quite the swordsman ;-)

BT

Thought it through pretty well? I'm retired, I got time. Don't be surprised when someone posts about the guy who showed up at the ER with an SLS Forum post up there.

The "I tripped on a mouse and fell on it" explanation ain't gonna fly.

On that note, Cranial Rectal Insertion (CRI) is a real thing. Always wear a helmet.

CummedONalot? Or just CumALot? (Both very Shakespearean, btw) Because the latter has certainly occurred. The former, never. And no desire TYVM.

There was one time I almost passed out, though. In a good way, I mean. Have been chasing that high ever since…

~LMK~

Good’s thought this through pretty well. I’d add Shesbeencummedonalot, but I think that’s already taken. Maybe add a “too” or “2” to the end?

Don’t go changing’ to try to please Good…

BT

Well, if you feel a new profile name is in order, I think CumDumpsterSlut is still available. Sorry, ViciousPooperJammer was taken by someone who, I suspect, may have played a role in a number of cringe worthy activities well suited for this thread. Admittedly, I don't know if they're still around. So, if you think that one would work better for you...

Pesonally, I love me some LoveMeKnot. :-)

I hope this doesn’t mean I need to reconsider my profile name…

~LMK~

That open bar might lead to some late night knotting. JS

BT

Don Knotts is rolling over in his grave

We received an invitation last week: "You are cordially invited to witness___________ and___________ as they finally tie the knot."

Wow, we were invited to witness a knotting.

We'll pass on witnessing the knotting, but we'll probably go to the post knotting shindig. Says there's an open bar.

Unless someone here is gonna tell me "open bar" means something weird up one's ass.

Think I better unsubscribe from this topic.