Up ones ass

I didn't really want to know the name...

tbr - "There is some special name they call it that escapes me at the moment."

I believe it is called "knotted", or at least that's what they call it when 2 dogs get stuck together.

<p><a href="https://www.swinglifestyle.com/profile/lookup.cfm?usercode=17435002">tbrmskss</a>,</p>

<p>"There is some special name they call it that escapes me at the moment.</p>

<p>It's not dogging. That is something different."</p>

<p>I believe the term you are looking for is, "knotting". </p>

<p>"Dogging" is British slang for having sex in a public place.</p>

"Still trying to recover from reading about the dogs."

I see that occasionally in my perusal of swinger fora.

There is some special name they call it that escapes me at the moment.

It's not dogging. That is something different.

"pour plaster of paris up his ass...The sculpture that came out was pretty impressive..."

Sounds like a shitty piece of art.

But that's just me, and I'm not a professional art critic.

Apparently the rodent insertions are either Urban legends or they somehow tunneled their way to freedom before an EMT/ER visit was required.

Still trying to recover from reading about the dogs.

My mother-in-law used to volunteer in a hospital in Va and said she saw a girl come into the ER stuck to a dog. I and she had no idea which orifice the dog was stuck in. Apparently this happened more than any of us probably realized. At least in this hospital near Norfolk,Va anyway.

A local radio morning show tortured one of their interns. The intern was a good sport about the random stuff they did to him during his tenure. But, the last thing was the end all. The morning show may have gotten warned/fined after this stunt...

I do not remember what came first, the taint tattoo on-the-air on the intern, or what I type next... The morning show convinced the intern to take hot sauce up the rectum. The morning show used a pump-style pressurized water gun and filled the intern's rectum with hot sauce. The first few seconds of aftermath were ok, but then the pain set in. The intern was immediately taken to the hospital close by to the studio. The 'injury' was considered a burn in the hospital and the ER staff had to do irrigation to flush out everything.

I don't think the intern will ever sacrifice his body in any form after that experience. Nor would the morning show ever do something like that again.

Years later, I went to my primary care doctor for a routine check-up and randomly wore a shirt that had the morning show's printed design on it. My doctor asked me if I knew of Intern ____, because I was wearing the morning show's shirt. I said "yeah" and asked her if she was the one that treated him for the hot sauce incident. She said "no... Intern ___ is my cousin!" We each had a chuckle at that moment, but each had empathy for Intern ____, because of the pain and suffering he endured.

I am not a medical professional. but I have read a number of these stories.

I read a report one time of a guy whose boyfriend convinced him that it would be a good idea to pour plaster of paris up his ass...

The sculpture that came out was pretty impressive...

LOL

Eww. Thought I would try and find the story. I didn't, but there is a company in Britain that has a do it yourself kit to cast your own anus (external).

In chocolate...

For the last decade or so, one Barry Patchesky has published an annual Christmas Day article called "What did we get stuck up our rectums last year?" Published on deadspin until they ruined their site, now elsewhere. Pretty funny.

Mrs VA is a nurse and when she worked in the ER they once had a teenage girl who was brought in because she managed to lodge her own fist up her vagina and couldn't get it out. She was wheeled in with a sheet over her so she wouldn't be seen. I cannot fathom how embarrassing it was for her to call for help to her room when she finally accepted that this was a problem she couldn't solve.

I too work in the medical field as a RN. Before I became a nurse I worked as an EMT, then Paramedic in EMS doing 911. I remember a fatal accident we responed to involving a pickup and motorcycle. The motorcycle rider was DOA, but we heard a buzzing sound. Come to find out he was riding his motorcycle with a vibrator up his ass. This happened on I-95 up north.

Definitely not a topic for people who do things half ass. Full ass, or GTFO.

<==== Patiently waiting to see if the hamster tale is a myth, 'cuz I already saw the eel video on some Japanese porn site.

The worst part was that was the only video that wasn't pixelated.

I am not in the medical field. I am just chuckling that so far there are two responses and there are two common themes:

1. Something lodged in their ass.

1. In Florida.

Hmm.

:)

A well know figure in our area of Fla came to the ER with a coke bottle up there.

So as one in the public field in south Florida , a well known female, Ch 7 news anchor also had a large dildo "stuck" in her ass years ago.

Seems not so uncommon from talking with the ER folks at our major hospital in North Miami Beach.

As a medic I am never surprised as to what people shove up their asses, and why. Things like cucumber, fat handle hairbrushes, bottles, and once even a potato which required surgery to remove. My latest was a vibrator that went all the way in and will require surgery as well. I try to be very professional and show empathy to these people. I always ask "Why". This guy told me he suffers from constipation and by using the vibrator regularly it makes his ass loose and helps with his constipation. I have never heard of such a thing, but he was so sincere about it.

For those in the medical field please share you "It's in my ass by accident" stories.