Pet Peeves

And since I am thoroughly pissed about another matter totally unrelated to SLS, I'm going to go ahead and air out a couple of other that are working my last nerve.

PP: Why do people (couples or singles) even bother claiming they are "condoms only" in their profile? Rarely, does it ever turn out to be true. 98% of the time, it's like he's trying to set a land speed record for seeing how fast he can get her naked and get a dick in her. Me: "Whoa up there, cowboy. Cover it up, or pack it up." Him: "You mean a condom?" "Yeah, a condom. Remember your profile? Remember our profile?" We're those weird people who are actually serious about that shit. Why people?

PP: Why do you ask to fuck her in the ass when I've already told you before we ever even headed for the bedroom, that I am the only one allowed at the back door.. So many people assume if a woman is bi, she automatically wants to have sex with every other woman on the planet. If a guy knows she does anal, he automatically assumes it's open for all guys. And if not, it's because she thinks he's too big. LOL.

Doods, check your egos at the door. 1. Most of you ain't all that. 2. It isn't because you're too big. It's because it belongs to me. That's the way she likes it. That's the way I like it. That's the way it is.

So to add to the left lane squatter pet peeve, this morning the 18 wheelers we’re all in the left lane as usual when an ambulance came up behind with lights and sirens and they STILL wouldn’t move over, making the ambulance pass on the inside berm.

Why can’t ambulances be equipped with dash cams reporting asswipes who don’t move over in real time to the police?

~Scamp

And I wish I could set this particular pet peeve to Auto post weekly.

Some of you people doing picture approvals need to ask Santa for a set of balls this year.

NJNYBI, on your "noisy neighbors", maybe it would be "appropriate" to record their sexual sounds, and then at a later time, when all is quiet, play it back, amplified about ten times. Do this for several nights consecutive, and they might get the message.

On the other hand, aside from the kid hearing it which I would not want, I would totally love hearing them, at least for a few times, maybe it does get old after about the 50th time.

You could also make it a point to give them a "I know what you did" look every time that you see them.

njny, we agree with your adversion to getting up early on days off.

On another topic, you need give thise neighbors a taste of their own medicine and have an orgasm loud enough to make them blush. Preferably when your kiddo is not around.

NJNYBI, I found the thread that you referenced, over in Women Talk - Ways to Get Off.

I posted some of the favorites of my wife, just for the OP's thrills...…...wink, wink.

@ NJ. Very nice update on the pics.

Barbie & Ken ;-)

Thanks Mo. She is something quite special indeed.

Those personal photos I want to see!! Haha

SB

People who cut in front of someone standing on line , People should take a lesson from the people in the U.K where you "Q" up and never dare cut in front of anyone .

So, according to Master Wayne, my crime was quoting the Pixie saying, "Aw w w, how sweet.", without separating those w's. Faaaaack! Whatever.

Anyway, we enjoy taking pics.
Occasionally I get lucky and catch one just right. But it's like anything else. Most of it is about what (who) you have to work with.

I have tried numerous times to respond to the kind words about her pics, however this "GEM" of a site keeps telling me I am including some inappropriate word in the post and keeps rejecting it. If Wayne ever writes me back to explain the idiocy, I'll try again. In the mean time...

PP #1: Ridiculous programming concerning inappropriate words in these forums.

PP #2. Some of you doing "Pic Approvals" need to grow a fucking set of nuts.

PS. Some of you "kind people" now have access to her personal gallery. Happy Holidays!

PAGent, The wife and I are so close, other close couples shake their heads and wonder about us! We know each other way too well! LOL
Pixie, we checked out your profile and photos, DNLB is right! ;-)
DNLB, speaking of enjoying someones photos...:-)

Really we all enjoy Pixies pix...

Our profile is currently open to SM's but we are not currently seeking SM's. I clarify this in the profile and I also change it when we are open to SM's. I used to close it to SM's when we were not interested in meeting new guys because the mail got out of hand. Those who write to say "Hi" are fine. Unfortunately, some want to give us a weekly update and want the same from us. We don't have time for that shit, and we don't need or want it, thus the "nuisance" mention.

I try to leave it open to all, even if we are not currently seeking SM's because some seem to enjoy her pics.

PAGent, the wife and I are complete opposites, I analyze every profile and e mail we receive, she, on the other hand, does instant reaction to what she sees and reads, comments to me about it and I analyze the stats, and profile descriptions so that she gets a better idea of the couple/individual. We both actually read whole profiles and if available, look at the photos. We discuss, even argue good and bad points and then decide if we like the profile/e mail...and that doesnt even mean we will contact or respond positively to either of them!

“What then is the point of posting a pic of yourself when you weighed 50lbs. less? (As your profile pic.)”

They’re just trying to look their best for ya!

~Allen

“I am wrong being in the left lane passing cars at speed limit”

It would be believable if it was remotely true, but on a freeway going anywhere in the NoVa and surrounding areas, 70mph gets you passed, so yeah, you’re in the wrong because you ain’t passing squat at that speed, no matter how much any idiot plants that idea in there for you.......lol

~Allen

The thing that enrages me the most are people who run up on shoulders to get around everything and then force their way in.

On Saturday we were in a parking lot with our son's girlfriend driving. She saw a spot and stopped to back into it. While doing so another driver went around her and into the spot.

Mrs VA shouted to the 20-something that we were in the middle of parking there. She didn't even look back - just gave us the finger as she walked into the mall.

On topic: So, you have been honest in posting a weight that correctly indicates that you are not really HWP. Appreciate that.

What then is the point of posting a pic of yourself when you weighed 50lbs. less? (As your profile pic.)

The conclusion from what I read here is I am wrong being in the left lane passing cars at speed limit and the MORON that passes me on my left using the shoulder, exceeding the speed limit and then cutting across to exit is the right driver. YOU ALL MUST BE LIBERALS WITH THE USUAL SCREWED UP WAY OF THINKING. NUTS!

This is one of those "can't please everyone all the time" deals. Best you can hope for is people at least try to be considerate.

One thing I try to do that I rarely see others do is if a car in the right lane is going about my speed and coming up on a slower car, I back off slightly rather than speed up and block them from getting in front if me.

More often than not the opposite happens when I'm the one in the right lane. Even worse is when they speed up after I put my blinker on to get into the left lane and they intentionally box me in.

There's an old incident the Baltimore/DC area where a bunch of new freeways didn't fix the traffic nearly as much as the administrators thought it would (if memory serves, this was sometime in the late 80s-early 90s). After a huge and expensive study of traffic patterns, they were able to track down the problem to ONE asshole who drove slowly in the fast lane on his way to and from work. The traffic slowdowns cascaded on each other until it totally fucked the patterns in the whole region. And it happened every day. I call him an asshole because in the article I read, he was basically unrepentant.

For the life of me, I can't remember the guy's name. I've been able to find the narrative before, but it's not easy.

One time Peghey mentioned about people who ride her ass while she's passing... because she's not passing fast enough.

The situation she described was something like: speed limit is 70, she's doing about 80 in the left lane, passing a line of cars doing low 70s. So the whole process of passing 6-7 cars takes a couple of minutes.

But someone up her ass isn't happy with this and wants her to go faster, and is flashing their beams because they want her to - I dunno - go faster. It's not really possible to get over without cutting off someone in the right lane.

This led to the usual fora habit of misinterpreting her story and telling her she shouldn't be just riding along in the left lane. No amount of explanation that she was passing people, just not as breakneck as some would have liked, could alleviate this. The whole thing was one of those "I hate the internet and the idiots on it" moments.