Fucking Bitchfest 2016

Ok BT- you made me laugh so hard I just snorted and can't stop giggling now.

The chicken pot pie is one of my favorite weird things EVER. And the more you watch it, the funnier I think it gets.

However, let's not sully such comedic genius by associating it with _____ please?

New Orleans, LA, Us

I think it's an act. Though, I did hear him sing the chicken pot pie song once and he did so quite convincingly.

BT

FB: 99% of what squirts like butt sickness out of _he who shall remain nameless_'s pie hole.

New Orleans, LA, Us

"...have milked every dime from your insurance company..."

FB: I've never worked for an insurance company, but I'm in serious need of a thorough milking. Since this is the 2016 thread, I mean...I was in serious need LAST year...

BT

CopNkittenVeteran
Phila, PA, Us

i have him blocked, so no problem for me...

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

What is happening in medicine because of Obamacare, its so bad that i would never let a doctor operate on me until Obamacare is dead and gone.
Doctors are so desperate for money, if you have private health insurance they will never let you leave the hospital until they have milked every dime from your insurance company. Its getting scary and people just blindly believe their doctors.

Fun_AhoyVeteran
Madison, MS, Us

Fair warning, everyone: Ncal's got diarrhea of the keyboard again.

New Orleans, LA, Us

I would have put my money on purse snatching. ...Anything with snatch in it, really.

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ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

All the women in America are being ripped off because of Obamacare. Worst the doctors are scaring the hell out of them just to get them to do unnecessary tests.
But then the docs are that desperate because Obamacare has cut their income in half.

New Orleans, LA, Us

Abdominal cells??

More like abominable cells. ...I don't know if bumbles can bounce, but they certainly can post!

Wait...before I go any further, by chance are you dyslexic? I don't wanna step in that sheesh pile again.

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ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

True so last year. In two weeks Obamacare is no more!!

New Orleans, LA, Us

"The labs said that Mrs had a few abdominal cells, which is normal. Doctors are that desperate for money because of Obamacare.. They did the same thing with her breast exam, turned out that one breast was not the same size as the other so they tried to get her to take more tests"

You cannot make this shit up folks!

Oh wait, nutcal can!

~S~

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

That is part of Obamacare regulations and the desperation that the doctors have to make money as Obamacare has cut their incomes by a large amount.

Mrs had her pap smear done before we moved to Las Vegas. The doctor for the first time refused to send her the results and instead said that she had to come in. Mrs raised hell she is in medicine and can read results of the lab tests. Doctor refused to send her the results and demanded she come in. Then the doctor said that they found something wrong..she paid her money for a office visit. At the office the doctor said that they could not find her test results but she needed more tests done because they found something.

Mrs hit the roof and laid out her credentials to the doctor. The doctor freaked and said that she would send her the pap smear results and refunded her money,
The labs said that Mrs had a few abdominal cells, which is normal. Doctors are that desperate for money because of Obamacare.. They did the same thing with her breast exam, turned out that one breast was not the same size as the other so they tried to get her to take more tests..Doctors are that desperate for money.

@DD: Amen & PREACH! My new Primary Dr co pay isn't outrageous, but I swear the practice insists I come in and be seen to get routine Lab work authorization then Plus the Lab fees.
If it's something like that or a reoccurring illness like strep or an ear infection where it's always the Exact Same Course of Action- Stop the madness!!!

Also @DD: never got eyelash falsies tho did try getting them dyed which I blinked & got in my eye. Oops. No harm tho and ended up getting my brows dyed (my own are lite brown-blonde)
which looked great.

PS. This is my soapbox: if you have a sore throat, even a mild one that is one-sided, get a throat culture. Strep can cause permanent heart damage. Look up rheumatic fever.

I wish we could get lab tests over the counter or by just walking in a lab. A doctor could get involved if a test was positive. 95% of the time, I know exactly what I have. I'm sure most people are the same, at least after they have been diagnosed with something a time or two. That might help reduce our skyrocketing healthcare costs.

I was going to get lash extensions. With them, my lashes look normal.

Fair Oaks, TX, Us

Annie: strep unchecked can develop into scarlet fever...my older boy has had it twice

@DD strep can affect your heart and joints??

30 x's is crazy! I'm so glad it's "only asthma" (still not good) and that you'll be able to party tonight!

Were you getting your lashes tinted? Just curious.

No strep! Just a little asthma! The night can be saved.

PS. I go in for every little sore throat because I've had strep 30 times, including affecting my heart and joints. I make sure that I slap that bitch down before she can get a foothold!

Rutherford, NJ, Us

That sucks! Write this one off for sure. They'll be more. :-)

Waiting, and waiting, and waiting in a clinic to see if I have strep. I'm missing my eyelash appointment.

If the test is positive, so much for a big New Year's Celebration.

tbrmskssVeteran
San Diego, CA, Us

Is it really too much to ask for people to do their due diligence when it affects others?