Almost done with this.

If she responds to slutty whore, I know a guy....

Did someone say "slutty?"

I believe Velma answers to "whore," fwiw.

If the screens are not smutty, then I'm quitting.

I mean, I was hoping for slutty, but I'll settle for smutty.

Oh, and welcome to the Forum- where the men and the women play, and seldom is heard a bull-shitting word, and the screens are not smutty all day.

I'm gonna ask for forgiveness from everyone ahead of time, including the OP, but...

This right here is a disaster waiting to happen. Sowwy

If someone would just light up the sky with the Velma signal...

Try having your wife write your profile.

As mentioned previously, the way it reads now doesn’t indicate what she wants at all, only what you want to see. That is a red flag for most decent guys.

And let’s face it, women know how to flirt with guys so her saying she wants to be with another guy while her husband watches is going to sound a lot hotter than you trying to set it up.

~S~

There are actually a lot of quality people on SLS, but you need to have the right bait to find them. So, maybe work on that. And I just looked at your photos. Those backgrounds are just plain offputting and it doesn't matter how good she looks in front of the really bad backgrounds.

This is the first time doing this. We have been to swing clubs and things when well but not all the way. We found each out on match on the first date soooooo thought it would be easer then this. Not sure if we want to get into the lifestyle just want to explor all options and see what happens. Need a connection with the right person first then maybe move forward. Need more quality people on here.

You have to talk to the men on the phone before meeting. Texting is where the flakes are at. With a live in person phone call you can tell if they are someone you want to meet and if they are real or not.

Eh. I'm not a guy, so my take is different and maybe not of much use, but your profile is not going to attract quality men. It's sloppy, it's all about you instead of her, you're looking for men in a younger demographic, and it's clear that you're really only looking for a stunt cock and are profoundly uninterested in who might be attached to said cock. All of those things are going to significantly limit the pool in which you're fishing, so I'm completely unsurprised that you're only running into fakes and flakes.

We make a lot of jokes around here about guys who show up and are disappointed that women aren't panting at the chance to jump on their dicks, but we could make almost as many jokes about couples who expect singles to jump all over the pussies on offer. That's really not how it works.

You actually have to make some effort to attract the people who will give you a good experience and you almost always have to have something to offer them in return, something that isn't just your genitals.

Patience, Grasshoppers- 2 weeks is not a very long time. If you read through the other threads on this topic (most are victims of Fosta La Vista, baby) , you will have to wade through about 100 SMs before you find Mr. Right.

If you're looking for Mr. Rightnow, all you really need to do is visit a local club or bar at closing time.

Me and my lady have been on this site for 2 weeks and nothing but BS. We are looking for a single guy for her and me to watch her be with. Easy right Wrong!!!! Guys have contacted us and we have connected guys then it Fizzles out. No meeting or texting stops or never starts. Don’t know if people think it’s too good to be true or what. She is discouraged and disappointed to say the least. Please check our profile and let us know What we can do diffrent to make a difference. She is very attractive Need so advice thanks