about done with single males

Bry

Maybe we came her late and you already changed the profile. We like it and have to say it isn't bad for only being on the site for 1-1/2 months. You are not to far from us and we hit the swing clubs around your area (usually Cottage) Maybe we can meet the next time we go, if you have never been we can meet first and if we are comfortable take you with us.

P. S. We have two profiles on her as we have houses in two different parts of the state. This is set to our mountain home area, but most of our time is in east panhandle of West Virginia.

You? Oh, no!...No one says that about you as far as you know.

BT

"Welcome to the land of lepers, the downtrodden, the huddled masses who must have something wrong with them or they'd have a girlfriend (aka, something to provide in trade),...the Great Unwashed..."

Hey, I do NOT have leprosy.....

Welcome to the land of lepers, the downtrodden, the huddled masses who must have something wrong with them or they'd have a girlfriend (aka, something to provide in trade),...the Great Unwashed...

Do your best to act in a dignified manner with humility, because if you don't, you'll get called out on it long before SFs or Couples will.

Oh, and it sounds like you might wanna change that photo ;-)

BT

Humor, the best way to react most of the time

Y'all cracking me up ??

That's hilarious, I never even bothered to look at their profile!

Just because a professional takes your picture doesn't mean it's good.

Can we talk about the "Pretty sure I just sharted." look on the OP's face?

Could this be part of the problem?

Bry, welcome to the forums.

Look about half way down on the main Forums page and you'll see Successful Swinging, and under that Better Profiles. You can start a new thread there, asking for a profile review. Stand tough; you'll get the good, bad, and ugly truth. Make the changes that make sense and maybe a few that don't (but probably will later), and since I can't (or maybe I can, but I'm lazy?) see your profile, I'll add that it can often take a solid 6 months or more for things to click. Don't air your frustration. Nothing smacks of entitled selfishness and a lack of understanding like a SM griping about putting up a profile and, pardon the expression, not having pussy fall out of the sky onto his Johnson day 1. Nothing.

Be patient, put the right (the golden rule stuff) kind of effort in, and be humble and noble...with a sense of humor.

Yes, make it fun.

BT

Ty I'll have to redo it

Bryisfun, your profile is not doing you any favors. If you send out killer emails, you can eliminate or at least ameliorate the deficit, but it's better to have a great profile and really good emails. Ups your odds of a positive response.

Yeah I'm going to have to go to a club and mingle

Bry, People travel to your neck of the woods to meet, party and fuck every weekend.......

oh wait, now I get it....

you want ......,.

a.........

a..........

a sponsorship.

:-)

~Allen

888 being new to the site I think people are skeptical and I haven't gotten many replies. I know I'm fun and respectful so I'm being patient. Send those opportunities my way lol

Rustyrobyn. Amen!

Nutcal is biggest JACKASS in the forums I have ever seen I swear too GOD!!!!!!!!!! . My Husband and I have been here on sls ( was redrobyninpa before this profile ) 15 yrs and swingers for 20. Some women like passionate sex he is right there but not many . Most like myself even at the almost age of 50 ,like balls to wall sweaty PORN STYLE ( as he refers ) sex. Its been 10 years since a woman has caught my interest . I am TOTALLY into the male sex ! If people have filled out their profiles you know this by reading them. Others can be established by communicating. That is part of the fun in learning what drives the other people. Don't listen to this ridiculous BS dribble from the Forum killer !

I understand there are a lot of fakes and jerks posing as singles . please don't let them spoil ot for the sincere guys here.

Women are not cookie cutters.
Not in shape, attitude, looks or tastes. I know a lot of women who like a nice hard fuck. If it's not for you? Great, say something. But don't say "i/my wife and a few women I know don't like it, therefore no one likes it and it's horrible. Every guy should stop doing that!"

Exactly sex is about the wife and her pleasure, if a man will not make sex about her pleasure he is gone. I learned a very long time ago that when you make sex about the woman and her pleasure she is a happy woman. Happy girlfriend is very nice but a happy wife is a wonderful life.

Violent sex as now is in porn and the way most men fuck makes for no pleasure for the woman. makes for a unhappy woman, unhappy woman does not want sex anymore. Make for unhappy man and unhappy marriage.

"Dood, I am one hair from ever having to read your senseless nonsense agaIn."

Another soon to be lucky S.O.B.

I wrote the Administration...Those in charge of the prophecy...They told me that in a former life, I'd done something very bad -dunno what that was...and my penance in this life was to Have To See Nutcal's Posts.

Now, Currentrider must have been better behaved in the fore-life, because as a SM, they allowed him to block his Holey Nuttiness.

Gotta go...I see a little old lady who needs help crossing the street (must not think about trying to F&ck her.,.)...

BT

"Ncal, are you really that stupid?" Think of the stupidest thing ever and then triple it. He's at least that stupid on his smart days.

Case in point: "Those porn vids are one of the reasons why women hate sex with men are almost completely into only women."

I can't actually speak to the issue of porn, since my lifetime consumption is less than two hours, but I've been swinging for a long time and having sex for much longer than that, and I can report from Sane Planet Earth that women don't hate having sex with men and even if they like having sex with women a lot, men are still valued.

Ncal, are you really that stupid? I didn’t say I learned how to fuck from watching porn nor did I suggest professional porn for anything. I said we have videos, yes us, videos that show you can have rhythm. If you cannot keep rhythm, get the fuck off the ride then.

Dood, I am one hair from ever having to read your senseless nonsense again.

Bry, central PA is very lacking in quality single men! (sorry single guys, I should probably be more specific to a 30 mile radius)

You've got a great chance at being successful if you have a good learning curve.

888 its scary that you learned how to fuck and how to bring sexual pleasure to a woman from porn videos. Those porn vids are one of the reasons why women hate sex with men and are almost completely into only women.
Sex is supposed to be about PLEASURE

If a man is not going to fuck my wife the way she likes to her sex then that man is not going to be fucking my wife at all. She will stop the sex until that man learns that sex is about pleasure not violence.

My wife is a very confident self assured woman who will not put up with bad sex. period.

Bry, Welcome to the forums .

Depending on your definition of “great situation”, it may be hard, but your profile location, we know for a fact there are plenty of opportunities.

;-)

Ncal: you have a problem with a guy cocking your wife the way she really likes it. I have plenty of videos that show a hard fast fucking staying in rhythm; if you have a problem staying in rhythm, then you slow down, but don’t make it about slow and sensual because of that is what she likes, then you aren’t covering her in that special need area for her to not look for someone to “make love” to her.

888 ya right. My wife stops the guy and will say slower and stay in rhythm. She finds that when she is in the situation of lousy sex that its a teachable moment. Or the sex stops.

Amazing how men take instructions from her when necessary.