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Are you ready for this week's question? I am. I'm not. I have to unlock the phone. Okay. So you're you're ready all right let's go to the phone lines hey guys um average hubby here our screen name actually is hot wife average hubby and we had a quick question and basically we have a 10-year anniversary coming up and we've been looking at some fun events and uh we definitely want to go to one of your guys events or one of the cruises maybe and we didn't know how do you guys travel and tell the family where you're going without giving everything away so for an example we want to go on a cruise maybe like a bliss cruise and say we want my wife to babysit our children. I feel like they're going to ask what cruise ship we're going on in case something happens for the children. They can contact us. Obviously, if we're going to Trapeze, which is just a few hours away, that's a little bit easier. We can just say we're going into a concert in Atlanta or something like that and just go in my hotel room. But specifically, the cruises seems like a tricky situation if you're trying to hide where you're going. If you could, just let us know what your thoughts are on it. Thank you so much. And by the way, we love your podcast. It gave us so much great advice, and I hope you guys keep doing it thank you bye average hubby and hot wife yeah they want to know how when you travel for lifestyle things how do you disguise that to your family and babysitters and he said his wife yeah i assume he meant either his ex-wife or maybe his wife's parents maybe i'm sure he misspoke I would assume so. Or he's taking his girlfriend on these lifestyle trips and he wants to know how to hide it from his wife. And they're having a 10-year anniversary. That's impressive. No, I'm thinking. I think he's met wife's parents. I'm pretty sure. I'm assuming. So we are lucky because everyone knows. So we don't have to hide anymore. And if you've never experienced that feeling, it is quite amazing after years and years of being like, Oh, we're going to Dan's ex boss's house that he has. And we're going to go visit just like we always came up with random shit always. And so it's really nice now that we can just say we're on a bliss cruise we're going to hito i mean it's it's very nice to have that and yeah despite what people may or may not think lying to your family and friends actually sucks it does it's not fun it doesn't feel good it's horrible but most people in the lifestyle are forced into that situation for sure and like you said we came up with all kinds of stories we use the army thing a lot like oh one of dan's old army buddies actually owns an airbnb and he said we can use it whenever we want so we're gonna go check it out this weekend you know we'd say things like that um when we traveled to try to cover up what we were doing um but it's not fun and it doesn't feel good so now now that we can be open, it's much, much better. I feel much better about it. Even with our kids. I mean, we obviously don't say we're going on a swinger cruise. We just say we're going on a cruise. And it's implied. Sometimes we'll say for work. They know what that means. So I think we should separate them with Hedo and the cruises. Hedo is actually really easy because it's in Negril, Jamaica, and it is next door to Sandals Negril, which is like you can literally hear the music from there. Like it's right next door. They do have security in between each resort, but you can easily walk back and forth. They have no issues with it. they kind of know what you're doing because hedo you have these like pretty red bracelets and everybody knows that that's what hedo people are doing you can go over to the hedo side you can facetime your kids you can call your family you can take pictures it's not uncommon to see couples dress up and go over there and take pictures we've actually done that before our first trip yeah our first trip we brought vanilla ish uh like beachwear and put on like a nice like flowy dress and he had like a collared shirt and we went over there and took pictures in front of like the buildings where you can see the sandals sign so we had stuff to post like on our like vanilla facebook pages and stuff uh i've even heard of people going into their gift shop and buying a sandals t-shirts t-shirts um so that one is super duper easy uh to yeah so anybody you said hedo a few times but anybody that doesn't know that's hedonism too in negril jamaica which is a very popular lifestyle vacation spot yeah um so everybody he just uses sandals next door as the excuse for that one yeah it's super easy and like because it's so common like people don't even think twice they're like oh they're so crazy you know people they know exactly what you're over there doing and they have no issues and it's not a problem like if every evening you wanted to go over there and sit on the beach or sit on one of the chairs and face some of your kids, I don't think they give you any trouble whatsoever. Right. So going to Hedo is the perfect 10 year anniversary gift. And we happen to take a group every year. Yes. And we're going to go in the end of July. Yeah, I can give you the exact dates. It is July 26 through August 2nd. Right. And you can get you can buy tickets for that at swingersociety.net. So if that's one option. Okay. Then his next question was about, well, let's skip the cruises for now. Let's talk about maybe he wants to come to Secrets. Secrets would be another great 10-year anniversary. And if you don't know what secrets is it's secrets hardaway resort and that's down there in kissimmee florida which is right near orlando yeah so what does he tell his family and friends if he wants to go to secrets orlando is a really good um area for travel literally had people say we're going to disney we've had people say they're going to disney we've had people say they're going to universal the cool thing is the party really doesn't start um until like thursday evening into friday so you could go you like maybe going on wednesday or you know maybe thursday morning flying and spend like a whole day at universal or wherever so you can get your pictures in and do your things and then and then come on over to secrets i mean honestly you can stay at secrets and then just drive it's not uncommon for a group of people to make a universal trip or a disney trip it's within an hour right to get to disney from secrets oh it's closer than that yeah yeah we pass it like when we're going to like eat and stuff but you'd see all the i don't remember maybe it's 30 minutes but somewhere less than an hour for sure yeah uh and i know a lot of people will go to like disney springs yeah for dinner and don't have to pay a ticket. Yeah, Disney Springs is like the free part of the park where you can go out to eat and there's a bunch of gift shops and things like that. It's actually a really nice area. And there's several beaches within an hour drive as well that people that maybe don't get to go to Florida that often. We'll add a day here or there and make a beach day And you can probably get enough pictures that you can share with people. Right. Okay. So Orlando, you can maybe say you're going to a park or going to a beach and then go to secrets. That's definitely a good thing. Now, if you have children and you say you're going to the park without them, that might be a problem. So maybe you want to go to the beach. But yeah, Orlando is a good excuse to go to secrets yeah it is all right now the cruises so this one's a little bit harder right because what like what the listener said this is a specific cruise that he's going on that has specific ports and you know he's gonna be taking pictures obviously at these ports will be his cover but how does he do that without people knowing what ship he's on so the best way I can tell you is there are Facebook groups for every single Bliss Cruise. There's like a Bliss Cruise Facebook group. There's a topless travel who that's kind of who we partner with to bring people on the Bliss Cruise. Then there I mean, then there's private groups that are like Bliss Cruise November 2025 or April 2025. They've already got them up for 2026. And what they'll do is somebody will find a cruise that is almost parallel to whatever the Bliss Cruise is. It may not be exact, but they get them pretty darn close. Like it might be the same. Ports, but different days. Yeah, like they might be swapped out or something like that. But they'll do a good job of finding that. And typically somebody will post it. And if they haven't, like if you go, if you join a couple of these Facebook groups and you're not seeing it, you can ask, hey, has anybody had any luck finding? They're calling like ghost cruises or something, right? Like what ghost cruise or what's the cover cruise for yeah so like for example so bliss cruise if you don't know happens twice a year usually in april and november um now in 2026 there's three yeah and the third one is actually in february yeah um and so like lacy's saying there's a facebook group for each one of those cruises and then there's's a few overarching, like just Bliss Cruise Facebook groups. But if you go into one of those and say, I'm on the April 2026 Bliss Cruise, I book for that. Does anybody know what to use as a good cover cruise for this cruise? I guarantee you people have already thought of this and have already done all the research for you. And they will say, OK, you know, this Bliss Cruise is caribbean but there's a carnival ship that's leaving out of the same port roughly the same day or maybe the same day or a day before a day after um and you can tell your family it's this ship this number you can tell your family and it might even be royal caribbean um and i guess that kind of depends if you piggyback off that it kind of depends on how nosy your family is like if i just told my mom i was going on wonder of the seas to puerto rico and to i don't know somewhere else she would say okay my mom probably wouldn't think to go and like google that and look it up to confirm um unless like there was a true emergency and they could not get to me, but we pay for the internet packages on the cruise ship. So we're pretty much in constant contact. So even if there was an emergency, we would know before, cause I don't even know, do you call if the, I don't know how that works, but, um, cause I think that was one of his concerns if there was an emergency, but that's just me. So I guess it depends on how. Right. So the the other option if you didn't want to find a ghost cruise you could literally use the they will always give you the ship's brand and the ship's name you could just not leave off the bliss cruise part and say i'm going on a royal caribbean wonders of the sea ship you know yeah because it just like it it is like a name brand ship it's a name brand company it's either celebrity or royal caribbean right pretty much they would have to do a lot of internet searching probably to find out that that specific ship at that particular week was a bliss cruise yeah they'd probably go if you sold somebody you were going on a royal caribbean and named a ship they would probably go to go to Royal Caribbean's website and search it and then not find it, would be my guess. It might even be on Royal Caribbean's website. I don't think it is. It's not available for booking. I don't know either. So that's pretty much how everyone does it. If you're wondering how you find these Facebook groups, I just went – I have like a vanilla Facebook that is not attached to any swing or anything and i just typed in topless travel bliss cruise and it pulled up a bunch of stuff for me so they're not private groups now i would be careful because if you join one of those groups i would recommend making a lifestyle facebook page separate from your vanilla one because if you go on to those facebook groups on your vanilla page and you sign up but it will say sometimes it'll recommend it'll say three of your friends are in this group do you want to join it and so if it just so happens that maybe you don't even know that you have friends that are in this group it might start recommending that group to other people because you're in it and that could be a way you could get busted so i would make a separate facebook is very good at ratting you out to your friends yeah it is so you have to be careful so that would be my two well i mean i guess that we talked about a couple different things so that would be my recommendations yeah and then the other if you're just like i think the listener i've said here he said it was easy right if you're just going to a city you just need to find something that you're allegedly doing in that city right and then just that's your cover uh and that's it yeah yeah trust me we we did that for years it does suck but unfortunately that's the situation we're in these days hopefully you know five ten years from now we can all just say what we're doing and uh it won't be as much of a taboo as it is today um so another thing to we talked about we're taking a group to hito obviously we do secrets twice a year we will be on the april and november cruises in 2025 they're both sold out um if you wanted to get on a waiting list you could email admin at swingersy.net. But if you're looking at 2025, I highly recommend that you go ahead and start looking at those dates. Like, I don't know if it's like. Oh, sorry. Yeah, if you want. I'm already. It's just turned 2025. I'm confused. 2025 is sold out. Yes. 2026, there's actually three cruise ships available. And if people aren't listening, these ships ships typically sell out about a year in advance so if you're thinking about going on the april 2026 cruise i would highly suggest booking it before april 2025 because what happens is everybody on the april 2025 cruise ship will book april 2026 so like once that cruise happens a lot of the good rooms a lot of the better rooms will be sold out yeah so the best time to buy the next year's cruise is before this year's cruise happens correct if that makes sense yeah and we take a group every cruise ship so um if you want to come we would love to have you you can book those at swing your society.net we also have discord groups where you can talk and you know and you can ask these questions in there as well um so basically we will be your tour guide for bliss cruise we do usually zoom chats and stuff prior we have a specific private chat room for our group that's going we usually host meet and greets and stuff on the ship so if you're a little nervous about going on a bliss cruise for the first time um let us be your tour guide we'd love to have you yeah so i guess my next question was if you had to choose between to take your take me on a 10-year anniversary hedo secrets bliss cruise what would you choose i don't think any of them are wrong i'm thinking if i'm doing a 10-year anniversary probably the cruise or hedo i think because you know kind of a tropical kind of you know secrets is really fun but it's it's a party like it's pretty you know yeah where i felt like hito and the bliss cruises are more vacation it's like it's kind of choose your own adventure you know you can relax and kind of chill and have some one-on-one time and also go party and you know go to playrooms and all that stuff too so i think it's a good mix of vacation and lifestyle maybe more so than secrets is pretty hard-packed lifestyle for that weekend you don't get a lot of alone time at secrets yeah so yeah i think hito or bliss cruise are both great options i think so too and again if you're interested in secrets the bliss cruise hito or any really we're throwing lifestyle club takeovers all across the country swingers society.net is the place for that. Go check out Swingerssociety.net. And I think that covers that question. If you have a Tuesday Talk question, you can call us. And that phone number is? 972-302-7716. One more time. 972-302-7716. Okay. And if you don't want to use your voice because you're afraid somebody might listen to the podcast and recognize you, you can also email us your questions at theswingnation at gmail.com. Or you can text us. I never really thought to say that. But you can literally just text that phone number, your question, and we'll get it that way as well. So give us your Tuesday tuesday talk questions we'd love to hear it and the jingles if you got a jingle please email us the jingles all right anything else for the swing nation listeners lacy that's him all right guys we hope to see you on one of these upcoming lifestyle vacations we'd love to be your tour guides and hang out with you guys so please if you're interested go to swingerside.net and book with us um definitely we appreciate it um i think with that in a world full of apples be the pineapple be the pineapple guys bye if you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us leave a five-star review wherever you're listening if you want to see more of our content you can find links to snapchat twitter instagram only fans and more in the show notes come join the conversation with us and other swinger content creators on our swinger society discord server if you have questions or feedback email them to us at the swing nation at gmail.. 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