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welcome to the swing nation podcast a podcast by swingers for swingers where we look to educate others and push back on the negative stigmas and misconceptions associated with our lifestyle come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe interview the experts learn and grow together join the nation so lacy people are asking how do they get to go to a party or an event with us they check out swingersociety.net you create a profile profile, you sign up for an event, and you come hang out with us. It's super easy. That's right.
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it out guys bye hey there pineapple people and welcome to the swing nation podcast we are your hosts northern guy and southern girl in today's podcast we're going to talk all the juicy details of splash yeah it was a great time we're going to give you the the inside scoop on what splash atlanta was what a splash take over is like um what kind of you know things were there and then uh once we kind of give the overview of that we'll give into give you a few of the details about what uh me and lacy got into i did something naughty you did a few naughty things you were much naughtier than normal i mean i wouldn't say that what would you say i mean i was naughty but not i mean i can tell you're kind of just a little side note but you're you're starting to come back out of your shell yeah i feel like i've kind of was closed off for a while it was since your surgery yeah and i think everything kind of blew up and like all eyes are on ice and that's a different role to take i don't know does that make sense like it's hard i don't know i don't know for me it seems like it really was your surgery yeah i mean it probably was my surgery you're you're probably if i had to put it because you were i mean we had that but you're right we weren't we weren't as big as it is now but yeah i mean i think it everything got huge and then there's like drama and they're just in my boobs and i don't know i just kind of had to find my way again you're back i'm back and now i'm having surgery again um just like a side note i'm having um a scar revision surgery for my boobs in july so that's coming up in about like right at a month so yeah we fit that perfectly between events yeah so if you see me at secrets i may have a top on because i'm still maybe recovering but maybe not we don't know i'm hoping this is a lot easier this time than it was last time.
So, okay, let's talk about Splash, not my boobs. Okay. So, let's start with, first of all, what is a Splash event? So, it's just a hotel takeover. They call it Splash because that's kind of their theme, I'm assuming. So, it's all centered around water.
The hotel was a four-star hotel that had a rather large indoor outdoor pool with a hot tub and then they kind of took that theme into the playrooms um i mean probably not the ballroom but definitely the playrooms it's just kind of i took that that theme and ran with it i guess yeah so so splash is a complete hotel takeover um and really i guess the difference about this splash event versus um some of the normal not i don't say normal but some of the other events we've done is this was a four day three night yeah um party which is i mean honestly like that really makes a difference i mean because like if you just go for one night, it's like a whirlwind.
Right. And honestly, it's really hard to make connections. Almost like going into a club, if you don't know anybody, it's hard to, like, get there, have fun, dance, meet a couple, close a deal, go to the playroom, go home at a decent time. Like, that's really hard to do in a night. So the multiple nights helps with that. Yeah, if I had to describe, like, Splash for people that maybe have been, you know, have some idea about have been in lifestyle for a while. It's almost like hotel takeover meets like a secrets resort slash Hedo kind of.
I mean, you're having pool parties during the day, then club nights at night, and then they got the playroom. I mean, it's a whole like thing.
It's like almost like a vacation destination more than just a hotel takeover honestly like i almost forgot we were in elena georgia like it almost felt like we were at somewhere like near the beach or like just at a destination yeah you know not in yeah it had more of a lifestyle vacation feel to it than like a normal just one night hotel takeover agree yeah and so if people aren't familiar with hotel takeovers typically most of them do have an optional two nights but the first night is really like the friday night is more like a meet and greet in the bar and mix and mingle but they don't do the club they don't do pool they don't you know it's just a mix and mingle on friday night and then saturday night a lot of people don't do that.
Right. And then Saturday night is the all out club, playrooms, you know, the whole. This is definitely like a convention slash hotel takeover. It was like a hotel takeover on steroids. Kind of. Yeah. Yeah. It definitely had. So, you know, to get into it, it had more of that convention feel. So they brought in vendors. I mean, you know, we had gotten there a day early and we had set up, um, kind of to be a vendor, you know, we were just passing out, um, you know, cards and t-shirts and, you know, kind of doing meet and greet stuff and selling some t-shirts and stuff like that.
But they brought in all kinds of people. I mean, they had, they had Habit Magazine there. They had, uh, the Tugs, uh, people there. They had a couple of different, um, sex shop type um sex shop type stores they had liberator which has all the like cushions and you know of course they had like dildos and stuff like that too but they had some like a couple of like boutique-y places they had like pasties and sex games and it was it was fun it was a good mix of a little and then of course like cassidy was a big sponsor sdc was there um they had a 360 photo booth that It was it was fun.
It was a good mix of a little. And then, of course, like Cassidy was a big sponsor. SDC was there. They had a 360 photo booth that was kind of in the middle of all that. So it was fun. Yeah, very much convention. Yeah. And like we said, we got there Wednesday night. And so we were setting up Thursday morning before everybody else was checking in.
And they would not uh even let us set up until they had cleared the hotel of anybody that wasn't there for the event correct there's a few stragglers that were checking out late and we kind of all were sitting around waiting for them to get out before they would even yeah let us bring out anything that said swinger or you know yeah and i'm sure that's to protect the hotel but also to be respectful of the other people that are still there yeah and then once those guests were gone and they set up i mean they took over for sure the entire hotel i mean they blocked off the windows the doors uh they put signs everywhere the signage was legit like they had they did really well in their marketing yeah they had uh security outside of the door with a by name roster of who was even allowed to even enter the hotel at all yeah um so kind of like almost multiple layers of security oh for sure yeah and then you got an armband when you got in and if by chance you ever lost your armband or took it off or anything like they would stop you like one in our group hers popped off one night and they like came and got her i was like you have to have it replaced and then we actually cut ours off because we took some like really hot pictures and we immediately had to go back and have a new one replaced because they would find you and be like you're out of here yeah there was no um there's no give on that there's no give on that uh yeah and so like lacy said this was a four-star hotel um i think they described it as like a convention center type hotel.
So which means it was a big, what was it, six-story hotel? Yeah, I mean, it was definitely probably like a smaller size convention hotel. But still, as far as hotels, it was a big hotel. Like you said, 600, I mean, not 600, sorry, six floors. I think something like 350 couples were there. So I don't know how many rooms that would.
It rooms between three and four hundred couples so i assume somewhere between three and four hundred rooms i know they sold a lot of day passes so i don't know how many people didn't have hotel rooms but i mean it was a lot of people and it was a pretty busy place but at the same time i never felt like any one area was too packed like it did they did a very good job of spacing it out. I was even kind of worried about the pool area because it didn't appear to be as big as I thought it was going to be. But never at the pool did I feel like it was cramped. Did you?
Not any worse than the Hedo or Secrets. I mean, you know, the pool is busy. Yeah. But it's not like. Yeah, you didn't feel like, oh, my God, there's too many people in here. Yeah. So, yeah, let's talk a little bit about the pool. So, it had an indoor-outdoor pool space. And then the indoor pool also had, like, a 12-person hot tub, something like that. Yeah, something like that. I think we fit almost 20 people in there at one point in time. The water was, like, coming over. Yeah, but that's what swingers do. That is what swingers do.
In the outdoor pool space, during the day, they threw pool parties. And they threw, like, Hedo or Secrets type pool parties. I mean, they had a DJ. They had – their DJs were kind of throwing part of the pool party. But then they brought in front porch swingers. And they kind of hosted, I think, on Saturday, some different games and stuff like that.
Which that's not – you know, we've had pool parties before at hotel takeovers but never like with games and the whole dj and the whole i mean that was very much more of a secrets or a ego type and i think the dj we met him actually and got to talk to him he was like a former dj from like studio 54 i mean so he was like legit the only thing i would say that i didn't like is there was no sexual acts outside you could be completely nude you're topless whatever but you couldn't do yeah i wonder why like if you can be naked why couldn't you i don't know because they definitely had like black um like barriers so that way no one could peek in so i don't i'm sure there was some legality something there but to be honest with you i saw sexual acts i just think like when it came to the games they wouldn't let you perform like anything like that because i guess they but if you were doing it where they were really yeah i'm sure it's something to do with lawyers or something but but like you said you know whoever picked that hotel they definitely did a good you know they they researched it very well because it had like 12 foot fences yeah then they came and they blacked those fences out completely so there was no i mean unless you flew over in an airplane there was no way you were seeing into that that place yeah um yeah and the dj and the games so that was that was fun that's different i mean that's something you don't normally get from a hotel takeover type situation.
It's more typical of like a lifestyle vacation resort type place. Yeah. A lot of hotels will have a pool party, but it's just, it's not an organized pool party. Right. They might have music or, you know, playing out there. Yeah, but not a DJ, not games. Right. Stuff on them. Right.
At least not that we've experienced anywhere else as of yet um all right anything else about the the hotel or the vendors or the the basic space the playrooms uh yeah we'll get to that um but just anything else but no i mean i really they had it like i don't know if i said they had a restaurant they had like a snack bar which was really nice we ended up going out to eat pretty much every night or ordering something in um it was really close to chip-fil-a so as far as eating there was plenty of options right around yeah it was for you know a hotel that allowed nudity out by the pool it was centrally located too i mean there was plenty of restaurants and things right down the like even walking distance yeah i don't remember what I don't remember what part of Atlanta it was in, but it's, you know.
I don't remember. It's in a pretty busy part of Atlanta. Okay. Yeah. And so, the next area we'll kind of talk about is the club area. What do you want to? I really liked it. You know, we've always said vibe was our favorite club experience. This rivaled that. However, the music. Now, it just depended. They swapped out the DJs quite often. So it depended on the DJ. Some DJs were like on fire. But then like 30 minutes later, they'd switch. And then it was like almost like buzzkill. Yeah. Like at one point, they were doing the YMCA.
It was almost like a lot of the music was geared to an older crowd. And I think there was a younger crowd there. So it was like, it would be like the music would do well and then it would just like tank. Yeah. And then it would do well again and then it would tank again.
So I think, you know, I don't have a lot of criticism of splash but if i could give one it's like maybe and then i know that's hard because you have people from the age 20 to 70 probably there yeah so how do you make all of those people happy i that is a hard one i don't know the answer but i definitely felt like a lot of times like people weren't dancing because the music was just not shit i mean that sounds so mean but you know what i mean it just it could be better yeah no so yeah the club area was you know so when we say club area what these hotel takeovers do is they take over the ballroom most of these bigger hotels have a ballroom or convention room some kind of big room and they turn it essentially into a club yeah um now other hotel takeovers we've seen they just kind of come in with a dj booth and kind of set up some speakers and a dj and that's that's the club they'll slap up some lights these guys came in with like actual i don't know what you even call the piping like where you put up the pipes and hang lights off of them and stuff like almost like what you would see in a club like there's lights everywhere and laser lights and fog lights and fog machines and stripper poles and they had something cool that i had never seen they had these blow up like they almost look like igloos in each corner it's almost like a selfie station which i really love that because they wanted you to be able to use your phone and take pictures in a like a proper setting yeah i think you know we talked about this a little bit with the social media episode which was i don't know a couple episodes back i think at this point but uh i think that's a smart move by the the club the the organization instead of trying to get people to completely get rid of phones is give people a place to use it.
Right. So instead of saying no cell phones, keep them in your locker, keep them in your room, keep them outside. Don't even bring them here. You put up these little booths and say, okay, if you need to use a phone, that's where we want to see you taking pictures. And plenty of people were using them. They were pretty busy, you know, they weren't packed.
It wasn't like a line out the a line out the door no not at all yeah so i think instead of trying to fight people to not use cell phones giving them the space to do that is i think that's the better way of handling that type of situation yeah um it was very hot in that ballroom and i we ended up talking to bobby who you heard last week's podcast i don't know if you you were there, but I did. Were you there when I talked to him about the air? Yeah, I was there. Something was going on with the air. And he was bringing in people. And I know he was trying super hard. I think they went to like.
They were fixing the hotel's air conditioners. Yeah, they went to like Lowe's or Home Depot and bought like every fan they had. I mean, they definitely did everything they could. But to be honest with you, I can't think of one hotel takeover that the ballroom is like properly air conditioned.
was not as bad as we've experienced in the past but it definitely was it was very hot like each night i had like cute outfits and i was very quickly losing garments because it was just that hot in there like the white night i had like a long sleeve romper on i lasted maybe 30 minutes in that and was gone yeah yeah so i guess to kind of recap the club ballroom area i agree that space was very nice um it was lit well it was you know the way it was laid out with the tables and the chairs and places to sit like that was done very well um the lighting was all great comparable i mean their lighting was maybe not as quite as good as vibe but close to it yeah their dj if there was a low point of that space it absolutely was the the djing and like you said it wasn't that they would play music and people would get out there and dancing and people were having fun and then all of a sudden it would switch to something else yeah it was very evident because it would be like the dance floor is flow full the dance floor is empty yeah the dance floor is full the dance floor is empty And that's it's a hard you know we've talked about it a lot when you know the idea the hopefully the idea this night is it kind of you kind of build from mingling and chatting to dancing to grinding on each other to going to fuck so if you start to like mess with that it can really kind of mess the whole vibe of the night up yeah i mean yeah um i think you know and i've heard other podcasters and other people talk about how important that build is to get you know people but it's also hard how do you make 400 couples all happy with your music you know like yeah we probably like more of like a new hip like top hits where somebody that's 20 years unless you added that's the 20 year old they probably don't like what we like either well yeah but then you ask somebody 20 years older than us they're probably liking a different so i don't know that you're gonna make everyone happy so that might just be one of those things that it just is what it is i agree with what you're saying my only point would be if it was they were playing music to make everybody happy there would have been a different crowd on the dance floor all night yeah and it wasn't it was either everybody was on the dance floor or nobody was on the dance so obviously you know you can say that they're playing to the age of but it seemed like the majority of the crowd there all kind of liked the same music yeah and were entering and exiting the dance floor accordingly yeah um so i would have played more of the music that had everybody out there and less of the music yeah no i agree that didn't but i agree i'm not a dj i don't know i'm not either yeah so i'm sure that's a hard sure it's harder than it looks yeah um yeah and then let's talk a little about well i guess a lot about because there was plenty of them the playroom spaces i mean that was insane never have I ever seen a playroom at anything I've never seen this much playroom space at a lifestyle event period yeah same not at keto not at secrets not at there's nowhere else where we've seen this much area for the availability to play and I like that there were various you know areas for everything yeah like completely whatever you're looking for they had which i really liked because the way that we play may not be the way that a couple next to us plays and so i think that was really important um yeah so let's start so the first room i want to talk about is the bdsm room yeah um and so they had they had a room that was specifically meant for BDSM.
Pretty obviously, you walk in there, it's all red lit. They had the St. Andrew's Crosses. They had this, we call it a sawhorse. Yeah, whatever those are. The, you know, benches, essentially. You can bend somebody over and spank them and whatnot. And they had an actual worker or somebody in there.
Did you notice that notice that yeah there was one or two people that i assume are yeah dungeon master-ish type people that are experienced um and i think one of the corners if you wanted them to do stuff to you stuff to you that was available um to you mostly flogging and stuff like that um and then there was you know three or four other areas that you could just kind of use as you wanted to. Yeah. And they had all the implements there available to use. I mean, they had whips and floggers and paddles. And chairs to sit around and watch because I don't particularly want that done to me.
But, like, I wouldn't mind sitting there and watching. And we kind of did that a few times, like, as we were walking by. And I would say, from our experience, that seemed to be one of the more busy areas.
There was always people in there watching or something to watch so i mean like personally i find it interesting to watch yeah we walked in there at one point just to watch uh you know that somebody getting flogged and there was three or four people ladies standing in i assume in line yeah and they said you're not cutting in front of us are you no hell no i was like oh no i didn't well one i didn't realize you guys were in line but two that's awesome that there's there's literally a line of like of girls waiting to get spanked which is kind of hot in itself but yeah that's how that's how busy that yeah it was a busy room um and it was kind of in the middle of everything so like kind of as you entered the ballroom so it just got i think a lot of traffic yeah which is smart i think it's smart because you know i think because they had the the guy in there they knew you know they knew that stuff was going to be kind of going on in there so i think it was smart one to put it there and then two that you know people could kind of walk by and see and watch and stuff like that um it was a very good yeah very good location all right so then the second playroom which was next to that one they called it the observation deck playing off the sea you know the splash kind of water theme yeah but essentially what that was was a line of beds against the wall and there was curtains between each bed uh and then they had the liberator what do you call it like couch those big couches the big ones you can get kind of bent over on or you know like liberator furniture yeah like sex furniture it's really what it is and then on the other wall it had just a line of couches where you could sit and watch yeah and this was my favorite room to me it did not appear like when you were in there you did not feel like you were at a hotel conference room like they did it was something about the lighting and the couches it was like a blue lit room yeah it was just i don't know it just worked for me and i mean y'all they thought of everything to the point like in the bottom of the trash can there was lights so you can discard of your condoms or whatever you had and you could see what you were doing like they literally thought of everything yeah and i like that because liberator was a sponsor of the event who they provided all of those like basically sex equipment sex couches and stuff so you could use them right and then if you loved it you could buy it to the lobby and order yeah because i mean like that's really nice because how many times have we been in a club and been like oh my god this chair this couch or bench or we love this we need one um so that was actually really cool i like this room um we played a little bit in this room we'll talk about it in a little bit but it was a cool room it was a super cool room um the next room we'll talk about is the they called it the waterfall room but very much this is the orgy room yeah and to me to me, this looked like a conference room.
Yeah, it did. Yeah. Some people, we posted a video of it on TikTok, and somebody called it, what did they call it? Circus. A circus homeless shelter or something? Yeah, and somebody else, like Daphne, called it, said it looked like a hospital. You know, I think it was, so because it was waterfall, they did like a play on water. So they did like blue and white and blue and white.
So it did kind of have surface circus tent almost yeah it kind of did and literally it was just bed after bed i mean like yeah so many to envision it it was two wide beds in the middle the length of the entire room and this is a big conference room i mean i don't i think um bobby told us it was a 50 that was 50 feet of beds yeah all pushed together and they were double wide you know king probably ish king queen size beds uh 50 feet long and then all around the outside of the bed the room were individual beds against the wall bed after bed and that was you know on on three of the walls um so i don't know how many beds were in there but there must have been 50 beds or more in this biggest playroom i've ever seen yeah i've never seen a you know i'd say we call it an orgy room and definitely the middle beds were meant up for that but it's still kind of a voyeur you know you can watch each other yeah because the individual beds didn't really like you would have to like sit down and ask you would have to i mean you should always ask don't get me wrong but those are definitely not as inviting for people so if you wanted to like kind of be in that environment but still just play with your partner just play with someone that you met you could definitely have a little bit more private space but yet still be in the huge environment yeah so it kind of offered the best of both worlds i don't know we were in there you know we'll talk about more we were in there on saturday night but i think every bed had people in it yeah i don't think there was an empty bed on saturday night no matter of fact i think there were people standing up waiting for beds to clear it was also 20 degrees colder in that room than it was so a lot of people just found them like a couple of times we went in there just to cool off before the playing earlier in the night before like playing had really started we just went in there and sat on the beds a few times just to like chit chat with our friends to kind of cool off yeah absolutely but that was but the beds did have like a waterproof um like a mattress protector under the sheets and it it definitely did i'm not gonna lie definitely did give like a hospital mattress type that's smart i mean what else are you no no it's totally smart um and they did have attendance yeah that literally as soon as you got up they were changing they came in took the sheets they'd like if you know if there was anything they would yeah the cleaning stuff and towels and i mean they were on it they were on it yeah they bed in like a minute.
Yeah. Yep. All right. So then there was a few other rooms on this in a different hallway. One was a Liberator room. So this is a smaller, almost like hotel room size room. But it had all the different Liberator, you know, furniture. Yeah. Different handcuff things, different wedges, different.
This is like if you wanted to try out some of their stuff they kind of had a room set up just just for that like there was literally rare stuff everywhere even in the orgy room they had quite a few of the yeah so yeah in the orgy room on you know every so many beds they would like you know throw a pillow or you know like the spacer what's it called the is it called a spacer where you put it between your legs and handcuff your legs they had some of those and stuff like that but this room was basically dedicated to the right the pillow furniture and all their stuff so it was pretty cool we didn't actually end up playing in that room at all um but it was a cool room yeah and then they had a little laser room which i love the idea of this so it's completely pitch black and it's just lasers everywhere i love the idea of it but i'm a picky bitch like i you know like i'm a picky bitch i don't right you don't want to be touched by somebody you don't know that you haven't consented to yeah but but this is the whole thing i know we're all about consent and everything but like going into this it's completely pitch black.
That's kind of what it's there for, right? I mean, like, it's kind of like people are touching you and you don't know who it is and it's hot and you're kind of removing the vision. Yeah, so this is a thing in the lifestyle. Very much. There are what they call dark rooms. Yeah. This is what this is, essentially, is rooms you can go in as a group and kind of just touch each other.
and and fuck and all the things i don't know if you do you do you fuck in the room yeah i mean i guess you could yeah yeah i don't know to be fair we've never been in one we've never been in one we've heard about the idea but i would have to choose the 15 people that go in there with me that's the problem 15's your number huh well i mean i'm not saying i'm gonna fuck off 15 but i'm just saying like okay seven couples eight couples 10 couples that go in there i would want you want to go in with your group so i could like right because i don't you know i i don't know i'm just picky i wouldn't just want anybody touching me yeah i've heard about i think i was listening to a different podcast they're talking about this they have a dark room like they said at not in norm yeah they do and they were saying like you could very much tell like people would stand outside the room the door and like wait for people to line up and then they either jump in the line or jump out of the line yeah no i gotta be a weird like yeah i don't know i mean like it would be like a fun to say okay i'm gonna do this once kind of like you know if you're at a party and overall the crowd is like what you're into it might be fun we should do that if we ever do another, like, mansion takeover like we did last month.
Do that, yeah. Do a blackout room. That would be hot. And just see what happens. Yeah. I'm down for it. I'm down for it. All right. And then they had a pineapple room, which essentially was just a pineapple-themed room where you could, if you wanted to have a group orgy with, like, your friends. Yeah, it was just smaller. It was essentially the same thing as the waterfall room, but just on a smaller scale. They had, like, four beds in it instead of, like, a hundred. Yeah, yeah. And then they had what they called the mocha room. So, they actually have something called splash mocha.
So, I think we should talk about that before we talk about the room. So, it's basically geared towards interracial relationships and hot wife relationships. So, white womenan-american males um and they actually brought in um for this event they brought in four males that were vetted obviously and i'm not sure if that's something that you're into they do have splash mocha so definitely look into that yeah um which i thought was really cool i had never heard of it until we got there. So, but that, that basically this room was that. Right. It's that hot wife type experience. Yeah.
And that room was pretty, pretty busy too. The couple of times we, we didn't partake in that, but a couple of times we walked by there and we're in that area.
It seemed like there was, um, that was probably, you know, it's not the first, the second busiest room compared to uh the bdsm yeah it was i mean that's awesome that there's something you know because like for instance front porch swingers we listened to their podcast they're more of a hot wife couple and they came to this event and so they were kind of concerned that they wouldn't fit in so it's awesome that there is something like this for them you know so for anybody yeah and i think that's the nice thing about this convention- kind of area you know like event is that it it can i think it was so big it had more of an ability to tailor to more people than like a normal club or yeah like if you just go to a normal hotel takeover for one night you're probably not going to find like a lot of hot life situations unless you just find a couple that the husband's like right unless you connect with somebody beforehand or went to a like front porch swingers they throw hot wife events but for a normal event it might be harder for you to connect with that all right absolutely um and i think that's all the room so that's seven different playrooms a lot of playrooms yeah and they were busy especially saturday night friday night they were kind of busy saturday night they were slammed they were um which is good to see because i think you know We go to a lot of playrooms.
Yeah. And they were busy, especially Saturday night. Friday night, they were kind of busy. Saturday night, they were slammed. They were. Which is good to see. Because I think, you know, we go to a lot of events, and sometimes it seems like nobody's doing, you know, like the playrooms are nothing. You know what I mean? But definitely on Saturday night, the playrooms were, Friday and Saturday, for sure, they were busy, busy rooms. All right. I think at this point, we need to go take a little break and hear from our sponsors. Okay.
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And as swingers, we're all about making sure our partners are well taken care of and promescent delay spray is the perfect product for that click the link in the show notes below to get yours today all right welcome back guys um as promised we're gonna spill a little bit of tea about uh what us and our friends did at uh at splash yeah it was a good time i and like i said i mean we had fun um you know we didn't do a ton of playing like the majority of our playing was like saturday night but still a really really fun time so yeah so we got there um wednesday these type of events we typically go a day early it's just it makes our life so much easier well we have to unpack the 14 carts of shit that lacy brings um and so if you show up at a hotel when everybody else is checking in getting those little dolly cart things yeah uh is difficult um it's not you know a lot of times we're now at this point we're setting up some kind of booth or vendor thing we have a lot of shit to have you know be able to be there the night before so that morning you can set up before everybody else gets there then all those things it's just nicer to do it i think it's something we're going to continue to do yeah as we do more events like this.
That's our little pro tip. Because then you're like there, you're settled. As everybody else is getting in and getting settled, you're there, you're at the pool. Right, then we can mingle with people, right? Because a lot of these events is what we're trying to do. We're trying to meet people and mingle with people and get to know people.
It's hard to do that if you're checking in and unpacking at the same time they're showing up yeah um yeah so we got there wednesday night and again kind of like we talked about earlier we thursday morning we went down and set up our booth and kind of waited for everybody else to get there yeah then as people were checking in we were able to kind of meet people kind of have a meet and greet uh passed out you know our podcast paraphernalia sold some t-shirts met a bunch of cool people i shopped mainly the typical flow for us and this is pretty typical very comparable to like a secrets or a hito or yeah or very much like a lifestyle vacation right it's you stay up you party it's party till 3 4 a.m so you typically don't wake up till 10 11 yeah and then it's you go to the pool and then it's pool party all day so from like 11 to like what four five five yes six and then you usually nap pool party time then you go up nap in our case usually that's the do tiktoks with all the girls yeah so because we obviously are on social media and we do tiktoks and we do have only fans and stuff like that so we typically and we want to get something each night because we have our theme outfits and you want to capture all of that so typically we'll carve in an hour or two to kind of do those things um that's kind of our how our days typically right so if you weren't like us you would nap longer and get food during that time frame between that five and eight time frame um yeah and then so then um you know you go get dinner and then it's usually get ready for the club and then show up to the club nine ten o'clock something like that yeah i mean i think the thursday night we went down rather early um we were kind of worried about being late but this it was really more like a 10 o'clock yeah yeah that's even even like a lot of the clubs we go to it seems like we like to get there early to eat and stuff like that especially at like trapeze but normally the clubs don't even get popping until 10 11 o'clock that's kind of the time when dancing and stuff is happening yeah um so yeah you show up at nine you're dancing by 10 dancing from to 11, midnight.
Then around midnight is when people start changing into lingerie and then start checking out playrooms and stuff like that. So, yeah, so Thursdays, that's what we did. We got up. We set up our booth, met everybody as they came in the door. Once everybody kind of got checked in, we then transitioned out to the pool. We weren't out at the pool very long.
Thursday was kind of quiet most most of the crowd for splash showed up kind of friday afternoon 24 o'clock thursday was kind of like the calm before the storm i mean it was still a really good day but yeah as soon as we got to the pool it like kind of got like a little cloudy and so we were probably out there maybe an hour would you say or so yeah um our friends um with that um tugs were there which we were pretty excited to hang out with them and so we um we hung out with them a little and then we ended up going to dinner with them which was nice there's a mexican restaurant down the road dinner ended up taking a little bit longer than we planned i was a little bit anxious come to find out like i said earlier nobody even got to the club ballroom area until a lot later so we were really fine but it was really fun to kind of get away and chat with them they are so hot they are like real hot i don't want to say too much but uh i like them yeah we like them we did not play with them spoiler alert not yet but we really want to we really want to.
We'll see. We got to make that happen. Okay, babe. Okay. So, but. If they consent. Obviously. Yeah. Obviously. They're a really attractive couple. They've made a lot of our merch and stuff. So, we really like them. But, yeah. So, we went to dinner. And then we came back and changed. Thursday night was like a red masquerade party. They did all of their themes kind of around like, again, water, like the elements. It was like, this was fire, I think was kind of how they described it. Um, we never wore a masquerade mask. I hate wearing masquerade masks. I know, right? They suck. They're not fun.
I don't know how the mask swingers do it. I don't either. My hat goes off to them um did you wear an actual mask or did you do the sticker face thing i didn't do anything oh yeah i never even put the sticker on i didn't even bring mine down i ended up burning my forehead quite bad um and i will say the first time and this is you know maybe this is like a pro tip the first time we ever did a masquerade swinger event, we were, like, excited for it. Oh, yeah. Because, let's be fair, that's what you see in movies, right? Yeah. Every swinger party on a movie or in a TV show, they're doing the mask.
Yeah. They're wearing the mask, right? It's not fun. It is terrible. Those masks suck. They're uncomfortable. They're hot. You can't see. It's like Halloween or something like that. There's no good thing about wearing a masquerade mask. No.
So, everybody came to our room as we were getting ready so i was like trying to hurry and i burnt my forehead pretty bad with a curl was that when you burn it yeah oh i didn't really i thought it was burnt before that no i burned it thursday night and like it's still pretty bad and what so like just sign up all weekend long everybody was like are you okay what's up with your head Did I have a birthmark? I'm like, no. I burned my head pretty severely.
And I didn't even have a chance to be like holy shit my head hurts was everybody was in our room there was a lot going on i was trying to rush yeah i mean kudos to you because i didn't realize you did it i thought you did it earlier in the week no i did it thursday night um but we had some cute outfits i wore like a like a black and red romper dan wore a red shirt um i think you wore like did you wear shorts because it was so hot i did yeah a lot of times when you're at resort places like that you can get away with shorts where if you go to a club you need to be a little bit more fancier good pro tip anywhere where there's a pool and water and swimming type yeah secrets h atmosphere.
Yeah, Secrets, Hedo. I don't know about Desire, but I assume Desire. Assume, yeah. You can kind of dress. You don't have to dress as nicely. Yeah. Even the hotel takers are generally less dressy than like a club. And they're always hot. Always. So definitely men, you can get away with like a nice pair of like dressier shorts. Yeah.
Now check, make sure, go on the the rules check the faqs maybe you know ask the question but for the most part yeah if it's going to be hot we've kind of i think as the week went on here at secrets we were like less is more less is more like just wear lingerie like to the you know instead of wearing your outfit and then changing the lingerie just go in lingerie yeah we've definitely we do that every time like we plan some like or i do well we're planning secrets now which is in florida in august and we're like we need to plan little clothes yeah as little as possible so thursday we you know obviously the ballroom club area was not as busy because it was definitely the slower of the three nights um and we ended up going into the observation deck.
Yeah. That room that I said I loved with the beds and the couches. We kind of did some soft swapping. Or you did. I kind of watched. Yeah, Dan did his manhorn thing a little bit. I don't know. It's kind of become a thing now where like. The girls line up. See how many girls Dan can make squirt. Yeah.
Which I with that like that's i'm pretty happy about that you and um the hot georgia couple yeah mr hot georgia yeah y'all are a good team together yeah you're both pretty dominant um and so like y'all are a good combo so like i started it i was like on one of those liberator couches and like he was like whispering naughty stuff in my ear as you were doing the movements you know what i mean um touching your vagina yeah that that um and it was super hot and so then when i got finished um mrs georgia hot georgia couple did you she had a turn and then then it kind of became kind of came in thing yeah and then girls started kind of like lining up um which and then there was like a crowd of people watching yeah and i invited a few of those girls i'm like hey do you want no we didn't get any new we didn't get any news you had four girls though yeah i mean that's pretty good that's pretty good line up you had four girls to make squirt and you made them all squirt so it's pretty good yeah um and so and then dan and i just kind of moved to a bed you and i and and just yeah and which honestly we love a lot of people are like what happens if you go to a swinger event and you don't swap or you don't you can totally just be with your partner like to me that is so hot to be in a public setting with people watching you like that is my kink um so I'm told i was totally down with it it was super hot yeah i think that's a good it's it's nice that we are so into that can be like you know that's an acceptable alternative to well we're into each other and i think you know as like you meet couples in the lifestyle i think you should look out for that because you can definitely tell the couples that like barely interact when they're swinging with each other like we don't like that we want a couple to be into each other i want the couple that you know right either right after we play or before we play they're like they're sexually charged with each other yes yeah i mean that's like to me that shows like a good foundation you're swinging for the appropriate.
Right, you're not looking to find something you don't have. Yeah. You're enhancing. Yeah, correct. So we actually called Thursday's night pretty early-ish. I mean, it was still like 2 a.m., but we had a podcast to film or to record the next morning. I had boudoir pictures, so that was kind of, we wrapped our night up and went to bed. Yeah. Yeah. And then Friday, it was, we got up at 8 a.m., I think. We did. Recorded a podcast at 9. Yes. With Bobby, which is the one you heard last week. Yeah. And then I did boudoir pictures, Polly Pineapple.
She is on TikTok, and she's also a professional photographer. So she came to our room and took some pretty hot pictures of you and i we don't um we don't have a lot of pictures of you and me together like they're all me let's just be honest um so it was super hot to have someone else take pictures and she it was just really cool i enjoyed it yeah and then we kind of followed the theme that we've been talking about we went to the pool hung out at the pool all. I don't know. I think the DJ was there, but I don't think we played any games or anything. I think it was just kind of.
No, I think there was games. I just think we kind of, we actually got to the pool a little bit later. I think it was more like 1.30 because by the time we took pictures and then Kylie, the sexy swinger chick, took pictures in our room.
Then we actually did an interview with Influencer, which I thought was going to be like a 20 minute interview ended up being an hour with liberator liberator sorry um for their blog yeah so it ended up taking a lot longer so we didn't actually get to the pool until like 1 30 so there's definitely games and stuff going on i just think that we missed it yeah we were just busy with everything definitely friday was more of a work type day for us yeah um would you say yeah no i think you're right so we actually had a class to teach at splash yes it's very much mirrored on our podcast about like swinging into social media why are you laughing because i i forgot until you just started talking about it i got drunk yeah so we got down we almost got down to the pool a fairly decent time because our class was at five and you were hammered before we went to our class i think i had not ate a lot i think that was a problem did we even have lunch what were you drinking even because we brought like a tumbler down to the pool i don't know oh we might have brought alcohol we might have refilled it more than once i don't know we ended up coming up to our room at four to kind of like get our shit together like let me fix my hair because you know we had been the pool is hot like and that was completely trashed like i sent a picture to our group and i'm like on my back with all my legs in my the air like with my fingers doing that the what do you call that the lick of vagina motion yeah i was doing dan was a little bit annoyed you were annoyed yeah because we had to go teach this class and it was you know that's you know it's our podcast and stuff so we try to be professional and lacy is if you know lacy as soon as she starts doing tumbling anywhere as soon as she becomes a gymnast yeah that's my alter ego she's drunk yeah and lacy was gymnasting everywhere laughing giggling um uh we got to the the classroom where we had to teach this class.
They had a microphone. She was super excited. The microphone. She started singing. Strawberry one. Yeah. I had to rein you in. You were like, can you please put down the microphone? Like I was completely like putting on a performance. It was just me and him in there.
You know, if it'd be the beginning, but I was, I was just seeing like my little heart's desire's desire i was having but i will say you pretty much taught the class which is typically how it goes how it goes you're more of like a public speaker you're more professional you're more put together so that's i mean even if i wasn't drunk you would have probably still done that but i was able to sober up basically by the end of the class because it had been like two hours since lacy was ready for a nap i had sobered up yeah but i loved all the people that were in our class they were all like pretty much all of them followed us except for i think like one couple um so it was really cool it was more of like a chit chat you know less formal yeah there was only like a dozen people in there and it was very much a conversation yeah really a class you know yeah it was fun it was good um what else did we do oh so we went to we went out to eat as a group you know our swingers society group we tried to go back to that mexican place but it was way too packed so um we just grabbed wings and then came back um and this theme was glow was white with glow which is kind of a fun i kind of like that they did it that way yeah there wasn't just glow or anything yeah it was white with glow again it was super hot i wore my outfit for maybe 30 minutes and then i went and swapped you wore a long sleeve dress i don't know why you know why you i didn't well i don't know i didn't really think about it was sheer so it wasn't like thick material i don't know um but we so i went and changed um friday night we did go into the big waterfall room the orgy room yeah and so lacy had gotten drunk earlier in the day um that evening it was definitely daphne's turn yeah so like so if you know our friends daphne and daddy mike we've talked about them several times they were very you know we're very close and we've known them for years before all this they're one of our you know couples we hang out with a lot yeah i mean definitely we're very comfortable with them we play with them we've known them for years long before tiktok long before podcast and i'd actually taken her to the bathroom because she was pretty drunk before we even went but she was like she had only had like two drinks like she had not drank that much she's a tiny she's tiny she's like don't tell mike don't tell mike i'm drunk i'm like well i Mike you're drunk.
So we were like, and honestly, I knew she was drunk, but like she still was very much like coherent. She wasn't like borderline, you know, past the point, you know. So we go to the playroom and like as things are getting started, she. We would wanted to play with them. So it was kind of like we knew we all wanted to play. She was probably a little too drunk to play at this point. But we were like, you're okay, right? Like it's okay. I love you guys. We had wanted to play with them. So it was kind of like we knew we all wanted to play. She was probably a little too drunk to play at this point.
But we were like, you're okay, right? Like, it's okay. I mean, we had played. Like, if this was a new couple, obviously we would have never. But we had played with them more times than I can even count. So it was just like, okay, you're fine, you know. And then she got in there and very quickly realized she's not okay. So to save her a little embarrassment, we'll just leave it at that. She had to exit. We're not going to talk about what happened. I mean. We're not going to talk about her puking in the playroom in the trash can on the side of the bed. Daphne, that is Dan, not me. Daphne.
You can hit him. She consented to us talking about it. She said no. She did consent. Yes.
Just for the record, any podcast we ever do, we always everyone's permission and she um she did consent um yeah so i think it started as like she's laying down and and daddy mike was like going down on her and she said something to the effect is is it the room spinning or is it just me and i was like focus on so i was like pointing at the ceiling i'm like just focus on this light or just focus on this whatever i'm like just focus on nick and we were me and you were kind of like busy doing our own thing and the next thing i know yeah so like they were starting you know it's pretty typical a play session is you start with your partner and then kind of you know swap or whatever so we're starting together they're starting together next thing we know we look over and she has a trash can yeah yeah so um so that kind of they went to bed they did they did go to bed um which was fine and we honestly we didn't stay down there much longer after then there wasn't a big crowd in that room i think we did i think we played and finished and then went to bed right yeah yeah you and you yeah just you and i um i think there was like a few other couples in there the mass swinger kylie and brad were in there kylie and brad were having sex with some couple like beside us yeah they had met a couple and they were you know was definitely didn't appear to be a situation where like it seemed like a couple swap you know we didn't know that couple we didn't know that couple or anything so um i think signing a blaze i mean we're in there the mass swingers they may not have been i can't remember but so we just kind of um we just kind of finished with each other so then again so we now have two nights that you and i had just played together which was again totally fine yeah so that was it we went to bed and then saturday was kind of like the big day right so to be fair like we were only supposed to when we had planned splash we planned it last minute and i think daphne and mike were in daphne mike and kylie and brad were the only other couples i think that had initially planned to come with us to splash um we the month before we had that mansion party and essentially after the mansion party this is kind of what happened we had such a good time everybody was like we have to figure out a way so like the hot georgia couple came mass swingers came um cracking beers cracking beers they didn't go to the mansion party but i think they just yeah they had seen all the pictures and stuff and um the couple l and d came that we kind of talked about l b and d yeah um who else was there that i'm missing paulie pineapple oh yeah paulie pineapple i'm sorry i don't know why i didn't think about her i don't know i don't have a thing i'm not looking at a thing in front of me so if we've missed anybody but it was definitely like everybody came yeah it was definitely like a good crowd um it's saturday the llamas were there oh yes we came with llamas which we've known for years were there it was really good because we hadn't seen them since december so it was really nice to see them um just a lot of and then of course front porch swingers a ton of our followers were there it was really awesome um and saturday was kind of like the big everything like a lot of people came like with just day passes and just came saturday so saturday was like and we actually had no responsibilities right the nice thing is we did do our photos we did uh our interviews we did our class everything on friday so saturday we had no hard really times or dates to do anything it It was nice.
Yeah. So, we, you know, obviously, we slept in because we, I think we were up a lot later the night before. Probably 2, 3, 4, yeah, something like that. So, we slept late and then got up and we went to the pool. We actually got down there pretty early. I think, like, 11 or so. Yeah.
Like, we really wanted to make sure that we maximize our time at the pool and um okay so like a little story about a couple which dan thinks i'm wrong so we'll discuss this but okay so if you remember i didn't know where you're going but now i know if you remember the mansion party um there was a couple that i gave him a blowjob at the end as we were leaving Trapeze Atlanta. Right. It was the mansion party weekend, but it was at Club Trapeze. It was at Club Trapeze. They were brand new to life, so I realized it as, you know, obviously it asked consent, but I realized it mid-stroke. Stroke?
Suck? Suck, whatever you want to call it. Anyway, I paused. I was like, oh my God, y'all are brand new.
I brand new i'm sorry i was shit-faced they were shit-faced and they were like no no no this is wonderful well then we talked about it on the podcast they were there and she came up to me and she was like oh my god she was like we had never swung before we were so shit-faced that we did not remember right i think she was essentially asking you if you were talking about them or not yes they weren't sure i think their friends had said that that you were talking about them but they couldn't it was very very fuzzy right which is not it's not what we recommend doing no i hadn't i was very tipsy i had no idea that i had no idea that they were tipsy they did let me make that very, very clear.
They consented twice. But they did not really remember. Right. They were hazy on whether. Correct. Yeah. And they were like, they came up to me and they're like, did you, did this happen? And I was like, yes, it happened. And what was funny is another person in our group was like, that absolutely happened.
Now, you don't think it was them i don't know i don't know it was them i know you sucked some guy's dick i didn't get it it was in a dark room i didn't get a clear look at his face he's very handsome and his wife is beautiful they're a hot couple yes super hot um and what's really sweet is she's from the south so she's southern just like me and she's like you always bring a hostess a gift so she bought me a pineapple cooler which i have been trying to get dan to buy me one of these for a year were they from target or something they're from target if you've seen it you know and it was like full of liquor yeah gentleman jack vodka yeah fireball like she was so sweet i was like i got a gift right so it was kind of our joke right that i gave him a blowjob and she brought me a gift but really she brought me that's a good wife though right she actually brought it to another couple if some girl said my dick would you give her no no why not because i'm not that nice but she was very she said she brought it to me because you know we were like the hostess that came because but and the other, they had met another couple there at Trapeze.
And that couple came to Splash, too. That's the couple that I made squirt. Yes. The wife squirt at Trapeze. She also brought her one. So it wasn't just me. I'm not that special. But it does kind of sound fun that I can say I gave a guy a blowjob.
He doesn't remember it, but his wife brought present that is nice yeah sweet more when more wives should be that things that only happened in the lifestyle but the pool saturday was amazing um several games a lot of games and swinger society kind of wiped the board well we we had the biggest group there so here's the key If you want to go to if there's a competition at a club or a resort and you want to win um you don't have to do the best job you just have to bring the most people um and at this point we usually when we go places we bring a pretty good crowd and i think we had the majority at splash as far as like all in one group yeah the people that knew each other i think we had the majority yes so the crack and beards wifey won the deep throat contest she should have won that though like legitimately oh yeah she owned i don't think she went the deepest on the toy she had the best performance right she dropped to her knees she bounced she was hot she took it very quickly yeah the overall performance was absolutely the winner yeah she won kylie was also in there and she also did she got second place she got second place so like again we swept the board and then there was um a uh there was a mr and mrs or king and queen of splash and daddy mike won which won.
Which he should have. He did awesome. There's only two guys. I mean, there was a talent portion and he did a handstand. I don't even know. But he had his cowboy boots on. Pretty much if there was a Swinger Society person in the competition, they won the competition. Basically. Except for that one where they friggin' cheated us on the Queen one. So the Queen was a newbie, which is really cool. It was her very first Swinger event, and she won, but... Who were we cheering for? Who did we cheer for? Right. Who was the one competing for Swinger Society? Daphne. Yeah, Daphne should have won.
And Kylie. But they would not let Daphne do her talent. Oh, that's right. So Kylie should have won. Yeah. Oh, and Crackin' Beer's wifey, she's sung. Oh, yeah. She did really, really well. Yeah. Kylie twerked. Daphne is... Oh, yeah. Thank you. Oh, that's right. So Kylie should have won. Yeah. Oh, and Crackin' Beard's wifey. She's sunk. Oh, yeah. She did really, really well. Kylie twerked. Daphne's... Oh, yeah. No, Crackin' Beard. That's the one. I think we were all trying to get her to win again. Daphne's talent was supposed to be like... She wanted to suck three dicks at once.
They wouldn't let her. They wouldn't let her do it. Because you couldn't... Because you couldn't do sex acts outside. Yeah. So, but it was fun.
I was super proud of Daddy Mike mike he was so cute um it was a good um it was it was a fun day i mean we pretty much stayed out there till five o'clock would you say yeah we were out there all day there's pool games all day long um it was very very entertaining yeah it was a lot again very you know again you know if you can't because it's probably more affordable than going to like secrets or something like that um it's probably comparable yeah depends on what so if you can't fly you know if if splash comes to your area it's probably a cheaper alternative than going someplace like secrets or hedo yeah although we highly recommend going to both of those places oh yeah do them all yeah do them all um so for dinner Okay, so Saturday, Dan was drunk.
I was for sure. Although, we highly recommend going to both of those places if it's in your budget. Yeah, do them all. So, for dinner, okay, so, Saturday, Dan was drunk. I was pretty drunk, yeah. You kept taking fireball shots. And, I mean, like, you took, like, five or six. Yeah, I did. Like, it was almost like you had a mission to get shit-based. And so, I had to get ready, and I had to, like, wash and dry my hair, which, ladies, you know, it's, like, a a whole thing. So Ashlyn, who works for us, drove you to Panda Express to get our dinner. I think she said I held her hand as we. Oh, okay.
Well, she's vanilla. So that's really wonderful. More of like for safety reasons, not because it was flirting. Okay. Yeah. So y'all, we got us dinner. We ate in the room. This night's theme was water.
So it was like deep blue under the sea so obviously i was a mermaid right this is probably your favorite theme right well i've never done that like i never had a mermaid theme um but i did wear a long skirt and again it was so fucking hot in there you wore it for like two minutes yeah and then i wore like turquoise panties basically i don't even know if you call them panties they had like snap crotch and um it was it was a fun night though super fun everybody looked so cute i loved everybody's and you wore a shirt that said mermaid security and like a captain's hat which daphne took and wore pretty much all night i had a crown yeah it was fun yeah the club was packed yes again the dj started slow but by the end of the night i think they switched out djs that they had that girl dj djing and it got pretty good yeah it was good um it definitely i would think saturday night was by far the best i'm sure they saved their like best dj since that first saturday night i would imagine um you got to dance with a special someone i did i did get to dance with brenna from from four swingers look at you mr stud yeah and a little dance i mean i danced with her for like five minutes and she said she had to go pee so i don't know maybe my i mean like i say i have to go pee when i want to dip out so maybe did i get dipped out on maybe brenna i'm breaking my heart girl it's okay so we ended up going to back to the orgy playroom right with basically everybody everybody so we assembled the crew this is our typical this is our move yeah like we're going to the playroom right and we get everybody in our group and we bring them and so that 50 foot bed that we talked about in the waterfall room we probably took up half of it we easily had half of that yeah it was fun like at one point so i kept my crown on in my pasties i had um seashell pasties yeah so that's basically what i wore my crown and my pasties and then my pearl necklace an actual pearl necklace um was what i wore and at one point an actual plastic pearl necklace Thank you.
basically what i wore my crown and my pasties and then my pearl necklace an actual pearl necklace um was what i wore and at one point an actual plastic pearl necklace that's what i meant like an actual right not jizz yeah yeah and at one point i pulled the crown off and i looked up and the mass swingers um the mr mess swingers is having coffee or you know fucking his wife wearing your crowd it was hilarious i think like every like you said something and like the whole group like stopped and like just kind of laughed yeah yeah so it was super hot and everybody was in there obviously we all started out individually like with our partners but it very quickly kind of turned to what we do um i did something super fun what what did you do i did airtight for the first time i don't what what is this airtight term can you i don't know what that means i have to be careful because we are it's all right that's a burner account okay so um dan was in my vagina i was daddy mike was in my back door and brad sexy swinger chicks her fiance was in my mouth so all holes were filled right so that the term airtight means all of your orifices are yeah it's just like everything aligned i was just drunk enough i was just feeling myself just enough it just i'm not you know a big anal person um it's not my like cup i mean i'm definitely getting better at it you are too big for back there to be honest with you i mean we've we've dabbled in it if anything i'm jealous of daddy mike getting the fuck yeah because i haven't got to do that for months so we did that it was really hot um maybe years yeah it's been a while yeah i can't even remember the last time um we um you obviously we you know we swapped with daddy mike and daphne um we swapped with d and l which i mean he is so fucking hot oh my god what about um blowjob 2.0 you don't even remember oh yeah so that couple that couple that i'd given the blowjob to at trapeze i gave him he me and his wife gave him a blowjob yeah and he touched me and played with me um i touched her a little bit and then the other girl that you made squirt at trapeze we kind of you played with her some soft swap and her husband you know touched me and stuff too so it was definitely soft swap with two of those couples definitely a hot night a lot of squirting i mean we destroyed that half of the bed yeah it was super hot it was super hot so i mean you you squirt now daphne is since vibe has yeah you know squirted and then lb she like she can squirt across the fucking room yeah it's hot as fuck yeah it's super so you get you three girls going it's you can you can go to bed yeah um some of our group didn't make in there.
I don't know why, but I mean, it was that, that playroom was definitely, you have to be very, very comfortable with a lot of people watching it. It was DM lights, but still not super dark. You know, it's pretty lit. Yeah. That's, I mean, to be fair. Yeah.
Like that's, that's, I think our like where we'd love we love group play in yeah in open settings where there's other people having sex and people can want that's like i love that i think that's me and you's like favorite thing but that's not for everybody something for everybody there are several couples that will not even go into a open yeah you know they're private rooms only they just yeah because there's a lot of like stress and anxiety you know if that's not you know for us it turns us on so it's like yeah it motivates us i think to play more and harder and like do all the things right so other couples it's a complete turnoff yeah they can't oh yeah we love that and then like and literally on saturday night like every single bed in there was full so like if you got done you could like roll over and watch and like the swing with llamas were out of bed like kind of near us and they were like just them two and it was actually really really hot like i enjoyed watching them there was just there was just sexiness no matter where you looked it was super hot um and that's kind of like how our saturday night no that's not how it ended no no but i will say so we you know we put we were in there for i don't know a couple hours or something uh and then we all got up to leave and we went to the pool but as we're walking out like people are like high-fiving us and stuff it was just funny you know i mean like it's just really like oh good job guys like oh hey yeah i like what you're doing there keep it up you know like yeah you're such a weird but fun you know like it's very weird yeah so we ended up going to like the pool hot tub area and that's where the rest of our group was um they were out there yeah and it was not i mean it kind of reminds me of like that sunday at secrets where we're you know in the hot tub and pool and just kind of like decompressing yeah kind of reminiscing about everything that happened you just kind of just spending like some like quality time with each other in a weird you know like in a way you know i mean we just kind of weird fucked up way that you just fucked their wives right we just all had a great weekend and we just kind of all had a minute in the tub or in the hot tub or in the not the tub the pool yeah and just kind of decompressing and chatting and people you know some of the newer couples that we've now seen a few times at different events we got to chat with them and um and then uh one of them ordered pizza oh yeah oh my god thank you good then we ended the night with pizza at 4 a.m and then off to bed we did and i actually had to get up at the crack of dawn so we loaded the car up and everything well you yeah lacy went to bed dan packed up everything no i packed the stuff in the room you put it in the car yeah that's it so we were up till probably five o'clock in the morning yeah and i had to get up at like 7 30 yeah and then you got up at 7 30 to go make it to a baseball tournament yeah but i did it i made it i bet you were sucking oh i just stopped twice because i was like sick i was just like all that like alcohol and heat and just like not sleeping i was worthless but i was there that's all that matters um and so i mean that was really our splash i mean honestly i had the best time yeah splash was you know we've we've talked a lot about i feel like every time we do a podcast we're like that was our favorite event it's definitely up there yeah it's up there with like a secret and like a hito um it was just like a next level hotel takeover it's just it's hard to compare something that's one night to like a four night or you know a three night event it's really hard to compare those but by far the best hotel takeover i've ever been like.
It was like a hotel takeover resort is what it felt like. And it was good. It was very well organized. The signage. I mean, it was just executed exceptionally well. Alright. So what is your pineapple rating for splash events? 9.5. 9.5? What was yours? What did we get? Hito was 10? I don't know. I mean... It's a 9. It's a 9. You're in the 9 areas. Yeah. It's hot. You got to be careful. You keep trying to give everything 10s and 9s. I don't. I do not. All right. We had to keep a spreadsheet of what we give everything. I've lost track at this point. I have too. We might have to.
But it's definitely up there. It's up there. Highly recommended. Favorite.
Probably favorite hotel takeover experience thus far yeah um they do have splash fort lauderdale coming up in september which we may be going to we don't know we're on the fence we're on the fence we want to go um just trying to get everything yeah just all the kinks worked out in our schedule and everything i mean we have that much fun um and now i know they've already announced they're already selling um it gets like 75 sold out or something at this point oh fort lauderdale yeah they're already selling for atlanta for next year yeah and then of course the splash mocha i'm not sure the dates on that but they have quite a few um events we'll link their website in the show notes again bobby and your whole richard thank y'all so much for having us it was a blast um you know just just to be super transparent we um did get a slight discount on our room a little bit like a 300 off something like that like it wasn't we still paid a lot of a lot of money it was not cheap for us to go but i think that's important for people to know like you know when most of the time we always pay for our stuff very rarely do we get to go anywhere for free we always are out of pocket you know a decent amount but um it was a good time yeah and so if you're interested in any splash events you can go to splash takeovers.com uh check them out and um i think with that in a world full of apples be the pineapple be the pineapple guys bye bye if you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us leave a five star review wherever you're listening if you want to see more of our content you can find links to snapchat twitterFans, and more in the show notes.
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