Send us Fan MailLifestyle Stories | Secrets Hideaway Backstage Pass Part 2: The Wildest Orgies and Lacy’s Streaking Adventure | Episode 165In this episode of The Swing Nation Podcast, the top-rated lifestyle podcast about non-monogamy and swinging, Dan and Lacy recap the wild second half of their Backstage Pass Swinger Society Takeover at Secrets Hideaway Resort.Dan and Lacy kick things off by hosting a hilarious, penis-shaped room crawl complete with a dick ice sculpture and Mike sporting a giant blow-up costume. Afterward, the party moves to the club where DJ Life of Spice spins a killer rock star set, blending classics with EDM vibes. Things heat up as Dan leads one of the largest orgies Secrets has ever seen, but when it becomes a bit too much, a more intimate after-party orgy takes place in JDUB s room, where Dan experiences his first-ever tongue job. Saturday s Swingchella turns up the energy with DJ Life of Spice keeping the poolside vibes strong, and Dan giving rides on the Motor Bunny to an eager line of girls. That night, DJ Drect sets the festival tone in the club, but things get crazy when Lacy overindulges on Fireball and sneaks off streaking through the resort in search of Dan!Tune in for all the juicy details and wild moments in part two of this unforgettable takeover weekend!- The Swing Nation -Main Website Quick Navigation Website: -- (Find all our social media links more!)- Swinger Society - Our Website to meet, connect events Swinger Society Discord Our Facebook Group- Swinger Websites -Kasadie 90 day free trialUsername: TheSwingNation SDC 14 day free trial Username: TheSwingNation** Use code 36313 for 14 days free! ** SLSUsername: NorthernGuynSouthernGirl- Merch More -Order Your Merch Here!- Lacy’s Fun Links -VIP OnlyFansPREMIUM OnlyFans-- THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS --Wisp : Making sexual healthcare inclusive, cost-effective, and accessible—for everyoneUse Code SWING at checkout for 15% off your oder!Shameless Care: ED Medication and at home STD testingUse Code TSN at checkout for $30 off your order!Promescent® Make Love Longer, It’s Time for Great SexUse Code SwingNation for 5% off!Sing it Bikinis: adjustable one-size styles, thoughtfully crafted to flatter every body type.Support the show- Thank you for the support! -
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No, it took us almost that whole two hours to get. Yeah. I think when you left me, you're like, hey, I'm going to go. Yeah. Get some peace and quiet. Reset. There was none. Yeah. Especially when you have like a conjoined room with someone that that doesn't happen at all. Like no peace and quiet. Especially when that person is your best friend. Yeah. Who misses you and wants to chat.
No, I'm not not complaining i'm just it is what it's a fact um so we did not do the room crawl last secrets it was our birthday we've never not done a room crawl not hosted yeah sorry not hosted um and we just kind of wanted to have a little break so this time we decided we would do it again um but the last few times we've kind of made it like a competition against you people so you can have a winner so we made sure that we couldn't be the winner the winner because obviously we didn't we don't want to win our own thing um but Daphne could enter it so we have to be like really careful because i don't want to influence the votes you don't want to influence i mean too much i mean i want to help my friend out you know like i want but i was totally trying to influence the vote i was like vote for daphne yeah well that's what i mean no but i mean like i don't want people to think i don't know i wanted people to vote for her because she did a good job not because like i told them to what they felt like so just so we can clarify this for the room crawl what was the theme penises okay and then um who got the decorations the the ice sculpture, the cookies, the balloons?
Daphne. You're lying. No, I didn't. Because I'm just better at stuff like that, okay? So you decorated Daphne's room for her? In all of my extra time that I have, you know, yes, I did.
And so in in july somebody did boobs and it just stuck with me and i was like penises we all like it's usually the girl that's probably filling out that card let's do penises and so we had penis cookies we had a penis eye sculpture that the shot was supposed to go down like the shaft and come out of the head of the penis um i had to make that in a like a refrigerator at secrets or a freezer you know it's like it was like a not even a full-size freezer so the fact that we even got it to freeze was a miracle but it ended up like there was like a hole in the ball sack area.
It seemed like as you took it out or as it started the metal. Something happened. It cracked. Yeah. But it was still really cool to like see this dick ice sculpture. A lot of people took pictures of it. Yeah. And that was kind of my selling point. I'm like, does anybody else have an ice sculpture? Nobody else did, but we did. Sorry. Daphne. Daphne didn't win? She didn't win. What else did you have? So, okay. You had the ice sculpture. You had penis-shaped cookies. We had Daddy Mike. And you made a small appearance in a dick costume.
Have you seen those, like, blow-up inflatable, like, dinosaur costumes? They have all kinds of them now. Yeah. But the dinosaur is, like, the one that I think is the most. We have a dick one. There was a dick one. Yeah.
And Daddy Mike, I don't know how, but was know how but he wore it for almost the whole time right which was two hours and he like took pictures with people he would like let people rub on him it was it was quite entertaining yeah but we had um our shots were like a cum shot which was really just panac but it is like that creamy white consistency and And we had dick balloons and dick everything. Yeah. I told the joke a hundred times, but I kept telling people it took me and Mike forever to fill up the cum shot shots. If you said that once, you said it. I was like, okay.
Everybody thought it was funny, though. That joke crushed. Well, it did because nobody knew you had already said it. You just rolled your eyes. But as your wife, I was like, okay. They'd come in and they'd take a oh it was good i was like oh good because it took me and mike hours to fill up all these cum shots yeah um and if it was a guy they'd be like look at me like what they have to think about it wait what um the room call we had a lot of participants, like 17 or something. There were 17 rooms. Yeah. Which was a lot. And then hundreds of people doing it.
Um, so it, by the time it was over, I was like kind of exhausted. And I think we actually had dinner after the room call. I said earlier that I ordered food, but I think it was after. So we actually overcompensated. So the last secret is we did like six rooms. Yeah. And in an hour. Yeah. And there was like lines out the door and people waiting to get in the room. And we're like, okay, that was not enough rooms. Thank you.
actually overcompensated so the last secrets we did like six rooms yeah and in an hour yeah and there was like lines out the door and people waiting to get in the room and we're like okay that was not enough rooms and not enough time this time somehow we went way over shot it and we went with 17 rooms in two hours which was probably enough time if you were doing the room crawl that was probably perfect for you but the people hosting the room to be in there for two hours hosting was a long it was And we had stretches where there wasn't anybody in there.
Like for 20 minutes, we'd sit there and nobody would come. And then all of a sudden, you'd have people for an hour or 45 minutes. People were kind of doing the room crawling groups and stuff. But anyway, so I think next time we're going to do slightly less time, slightly less room. See if we can kind of find a sweet spot. But Miss New Swingers and Mr.
New Swingers on the block one and from what i understand it was i think their room was just a fucking party i know that like people were signing his naked and her naked and then at some point the sharpie marker came off because somebody was sucking his dick oh he got the sharpie off only them only them there are there are of fun. I do. It was fun to go around and see all the rooms. Yeah. I did miss doing it. Yeah. I did miss doing it because I'm sure they were all a lot of fun. So like we literally had to get people out of our room, which is pretty common at the end of a room crawl.
People are just standing around talking and we're like, we have to be ready and in the club in like an hour and a half we haven't had dinner we haven't had a shower we haven't you know so we kind of hurried people out and then it was sort of like pull the blinds down pretend like we're not in here so we can get ready to do the night portion of secrets 100 so this so friday night's theme was rock star and i have been trying jokingly but still trying to get a taylor swift theme theme night somewhere i don't care where it's at somewhere i love all things glitter and sparkly and taylor swift i don't but we've literally had glitter and glam I know know i know you've got this several times i know but i want like you want it to be taylor swift yeah and i'm not going to the heirs tour there's only 18 shows left um i'm not going to the heirs tour so i was like this is my opportunity to dress up as taylor swift i know she's not a rock star.
I didn't really give a shit. I just was like. People on TikTok really wanted to make sure. Because I think I did a TikTok and I was like, oh, on rock star. When you dress up like your favorite rock star on rock star night. Yeah. At a swingers club or something like that. That was like the caption I put. And people were like, she's a pop star. Yeah. Not a rock star. Yeah. If one person said that, a hundred people said that. Well, I knew that. But in my mind, she's a rock star.
I mean, so yeah if one person said that a hundred people well i knew that but in my mind she's a rock star i mean so what the hell so i took this opportunity to go full on taylor swift blonde wig um sparkles sparkle boots the whole nine yards you did you look fantastic oh thank you a lot of people liked you as a blonde there was a lot yeah it was kind of fun to walk around in the blonde wig because like people wouldn't realize it was me for a minute so people treat you differently no i mean they took them like five seconds to realize and they're like oh my god so is life really better as a blonde or i felt about the same yeah i felt about the same and you um what did you wear i don't i just wore like a aererosmith t-shirt and some jeans.
Yeah, it's pretty easy. Yeah. And I got a headband on. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you looked hot. That's all that matters. Thank you. So we got to the club, I think, because Life of Spice was playing this night. So we got there like a little bit before he came on.
And before we went in, we did the 360 and took pictures in front of the backdrops and all that which was a lot of fun and then it was time to party it's time to party yeah life of spice came on and crushed it he totally did i didn't know so i know like edm music they they play a lot of like classic what you know like they take they can take any song basically and make it into edm but he managed to find all like the classic like rock and roll songs yeah and then mix them i don't know if he mixed them or he just found the mixes but he found a bunch of songs that were like what you would think of as classic rock and roll he is so good at that like just on a side note like 90s he did it i've seen him play like latin music like on the cruise like he literally can find and make almost any genre of music kind of work for him and i that's like a talent i think yeah i think a lot of club djs just have like their club set you know and they go to a club and they just play all the same music that people like to dance to and that's great and that's um fine what i really like about life of spice is he you know figures out his set like what is the theme tonight and then he programs a set to kind of like blend in with the theme which when you're an event host that's perfect you know i mean it really it really brings out the night and makes it like a special theme night well and you can really tell he was having fun like he was dancing and like several friends got up there it was funny because like Here we go.
the night and makes it like a special team night well and you could really tell he was having fun like he was dancing and like several friends got up there it was funny because like he saw me in my wig and he has a thing for wigs and hair being braided i don't know he's a lot of things but and he likes me so just add all that together so he saw me with the wig on he was like like he like put put his arms like on the DJ thing and like just stared at me. It was kind of cute. At one point he was like, I took my wig off. He was wearing my wig. I remember that. Yeah. He did a very good job.
TikTok also thinks you and him are now in love. Yeah. That's the newest. You guys are having some kind of love affair. Yeah. We should totally find some TikToks and like lean into that a little. A little bit. I'll work on that this weekend. Yeah. Which is kind of funny. Yeah. Because like we'll text each other when we.
Well, me and daphne has been in love according to tiktok for a while now so it only makes sense that you now have your own well i mean he's a good choice he's a good choice we would get no work done together though we would just lay in the bed if you don't know you know dan is the businessman behind the swing nation mrs life of spice is a hundred percent the business woman behind life of spice and it's like always been our like joke that they couldn't be married but me and her couldn't either because they're too much alike and they you know they would be very efficient but probably kill each other yeah um and me and him are just like yeah whatever, whatever.
We got it. No worries. We'll be there. We're there. Yeah. Totally a thing. But the club was a lot of fun. It was. I had great energy the whole night. I had a ton of fun in the club. Danced. Just, it was a lot of fun. And then. Went to the playroom. For the first time, I kind of organized an orgy. You did.
it's been a while since i've taken that lead to say okay everyone at this time this is the place we're going this might be the largest orgy we've ever organized yeah there's a lot of people we basically took everybody that was our friend or in some way shape or associated with us or even random strangers that just happened to be in the in and around us that night we're like hey if you're you know they just came we grabbed up some people that we really didn't know that well it's like let's go to the playroom yeah so um just like a few highlights in the playroom i had lesbian sex which rewind to last week um it's kind of funny because normally when we have like a two-part episode we record them back to back so that way we don't lose any of our memory keep them we just yeah we just pause it we reset and then start the second episode but we just had a busy week um and so we it's been a few days and the first episodes came out and so it's funny because we're getting feedback from people before we recorded the second one which is different than we normally so the lesbian couple i mentioned last week that i felt like they needed a name i don't like calling them the lesbian couple and they said we could call them dev and nick dev and nick okay so those are their names um but somehow i very quickly not to be fair i think they made a swimmer society profile oh they did and it's literally called like texas lesbian that's great so like i don't feel too bad for calling them a lesbian couple because they they literally put that in the name of the profile yeah um they own the lesbian couple title i mean like i kind of love it and i probably still call them out like between you and i um but somehow i very quickly ended up over there with them yeah not even on the same bed as you like i was like because we started together so we basically if you know secrets if you don't know go watch the tour video on youtube the swing nation on youtube we have a tour video of just the playroom and the new playroom since they updated it but if you don't know there's a big orgy bed in the middle and it's the one that has the little merry-go-round thing in the center so when we came in it was one or two couples were in one part of that one corner of that that orgy bed and basically there wasn't a lot else open so we're like we're taking this over and we basically said to that couple hey do you mind if we you know come in here and they're like no and it actually turns out i think they knew people in the group anyway but so we took over that whole center thing and then there was not enough room for us all to fit in that so some of the beds that are on the wall on the outside of that center thing certain couples jumped into those beds um the lesbian couple texas lesbian couple jumped into one of those beds dev and nick dev and nick jumped into one of those beds so me and you started in the middle and i think we started together and then we were near reno couple and we ended up playing with them a bit yeah the timeline is kind of hard um to follow for me because it's been so long but yeah i kind of know the gist of and j-dub was in there with us too daphne and mike daphne and mike were in there somehow in the midst of the chaos of me and you and duane and well i never got buffy but i apparently you got duane yeah i got to fight on that bed or on the other bed that bed okay so anyway all this was going on and then sometime in the middle you get up and you go over yeah did you do that on purpose like let me go check on the lesbians um there was a reason but i can't say okay yeah i felt like a little pressure okay i felt like somebody was trying you know like i have a hard time i i'm comfortable saying no but in this case I was never asked that the person was just kind of hanging just felt crowded yeah I felt a little crowded the person was hanging around so I just like move myself to the other side which I feel like I'm pretty good at like if I can feel someone is headed my way that maybe I'm not super into I'll just reposition myself around people that I am more comfortable with and that's kind of what i did i just got up and kind of walked over to say hello you know i think i'd already fucked and so i was just kind of getting like a little breather a little walk around and i stopped over there and next thing i know i was having lesbian sex and i've never had a true experience with just two girls so for me it kind of was amazing like i kind of want to do it again so i'm a little bit sad because when you got up and you left i'm not sad that i mean i was in a very very good situation where i was at um but at some point i actually ended up with that new the new couple because you know their name no i don't wait i do no i don't i asked for it i asked jdub for it and they may have sent it to us but anyway this this is a they're south carolina couple it's a south another south carolina couple that we've we've met i think before no i think this was the first time we met maybe we went to the same party with them but i don't we've never swapped or been in the friends of jdubs there they we may we may have been at a few parties together but we never really got to know them before but anyway her husband asked me if i would fuck his wife and so of course and then i start looking for you because you were there and then you're not there i'm like lacy and you're over in the corner like we're over here and i'm like hey is it okay if i fuck and you're like look and you're like yeah that's good and then i think a few seconds later you're like i'm gonna have lesbian sex is that cool i'm like yeah but i was like facing the other way fucking and you were behind me fucking and i can't remember i think i even said it out loud i'm like man i wish there was more mirrors in this room so i could like see and see you but i couldn't i couldn't even physically see you yeah when it happened yeah there was just too many bodies i couldn't hear you though really i heard once you started enjoying yourself it became very evident yeah it was really good it was like they tag-teamed me yeah it was like they knew it sounds like then like for instance like me and you with just one girl like we know the things that like i know what you do you know what i do and like we kind of work to each other's strengths it was it was hot and definitely one of the highlights of the weekend for me nice okay good yeah anything else you want to highlight in the playroom itself it at some point just got really crowded in there it was more and more people came in more and more people kind of started like circling us and like watching and stuff like that it became like you couldn't move without bumping into people and bumping into people that you probably didn't even know yeah i enjoy being watched and having like an audience like that's not an issue it just became very crowded as far like people were really close like i know southern bella was kind of right there with us and she had to tell someone they needed to back away this was like a private thing because we were on a small individual bed that was with the dev and nick and they were trying to get like on that little individual bed and she's like this is private situation so like i don't mind there being people around and that's kind of what happens we went in there with like our friend group and kind of the people we invited with us and then it just kind of got over congested and so then at one point i'm like i think i said to j-dub like hey do you guys want to get out of here and just go to a room that way we can close the doors and be a little more it'll be a little less hectic and she's like heck yeah um so i i grabbed you up and then who else ended up going with us to j-dub so we haven't talked about this couple yet but what what is their name i it's so sad i don't even know their name she looks like a gothic barbie i saw her no way um i'm not even on facebook so if i just guess that that's gonna be kind of cool um i saw her walking into the pool at secrets on friday day and i was like oh my god um her whole like i don't know if it's her whole ass but the majority of her ass is like covered in tattoos and like she just like demanded her presence and was gorgeous and her husband i think it was her husband there were a couple um was good looking as well but there was just something about her like she screamed like porn star gothic barbie something like she just looked like somebody like i felt like i needed to bring her to life of spice they were like the perfect match um i even like she stopped me and or i think i went up to her and was like you are absolutely gorgeous um she was a fan of the podcast so thank you if you're listening um but somehow we invited them back i think you did okay so yeah so we follow each other on instagram her name is victoria jinn oh that's not instagram it's not gothic barbie but i feel like maybe i saw that on snr so i don't know i feel like i've seen gothic barbie somewhere but anyway yeah so we grabbed up uh j dubs it was was us.
It was J-Dubs' friend, the other South Carolina couple, or North Carolina couple, and then them. Was that it? Yeah. Yeah, there was four couples, yeah. J-Dubs, them, and then South Carolina couple. Yeah, okay. There was four. So we all ended up going back to J-Dubs' room.
Yeah yeah and so to kind of follow up on what you said about gothic barbie what i remember is when we're doing the room crawl she walked in and she walked in like a black lace thing and you were talking to somebody else and literally she walked in and you started stop talking like it took you like she's fucking gorgeous the whole room like stopped and you i think you looked at her i was like you're like damn girl and she was like oh thank you so much like i'm not like the most lesbian girl or the most bi girl i get i've get gotten feedback from that like not from people that know me more strangers on the internet that says i'm not really bisexual but i'm telling you when the right girl when i find the right girl that is not true at all well i could tell you were interested so that that happened she's you stopped and you guys you know kind of talked and then she showed us in that moment she showed us that she has a split tongue yes so if you don't know what a split tongue it is it's literally they split the end of your tongue and i guess there's two muscles in your tongue and so she could kind of control her tongue like half of it at a time.
Yeah. Like a snake. She could like make it like a snake. But I don't know if a snake can like make the ends touch and like put one up and one down. Like she has total control over the end of her tongue in ways that I didn't know human beings could control their tongue. So she showed us all that. And when she did that, I'm like, you have got to have an OnlyFans page, right? Yeah. She's like, yeah, I actually do. And I don't know how active she is. But anyway, go follow her and go check that out because amazing, right? So she's gothic Barbie, split tongue, the whole thing.
And she goes on and she moves on. And I knew you were into her because the rest of that night, we end up in the club and you're like, hey, that girl, that's really hot. She said that she doesn't think you like her.
You should go with her you should go talk to her you should go and i'm like lacy never never not to say you're pushing me on her but you were very i guess you got the vibe that she was into me and you wanted to make sure that she and i was listen i guess maybe the only reason i wasn't like hitting on her is because i was like this girl's hot like this girl's like out of my league but she was giving me the hints that she was into you and she didn't think that you liked her so as your wife i'm like she's into also i was into her so i'm like she's into you i'm pretty sure i'm into her her husband's hot let's like make this happen so so anyway long story short that's how they ended up in the room so what happened is as we're excavating the playroom.
Excavating? Leaving, evacuating, exiting, exiting. As we're exiting the playroom, they were on the big bed with us, but they ended up with a different couple. I think a couple they knew or something. And then as we were exiting, they were kind of finishing up with that couple.
And I think i knew everybody in the group had their eye on this couple and i think i said that you and j-dub like should i invite them like should i do that and you guys were like oh i don't know like do it do it like little school kids like because she is so pretty it's like a little intimidating right so i go over i'm like hey we're getting out of here because it's just getting too hectic we're gonna go back to the room do you guys want to come and they're like and they're like fuck yes and i was like all right it's on so anyway we all end up in jade up um i don't what happens from there i mean it was really just like your classic orgy i will say um i got to fuck jacob and i think that's the only person that i fucked in the room i've played with the other two guys but there was no like penetrative sex i mean you fucked everybody um i was a little sad i think because i was intimidated by the tattoo gothic barbie girl so i didn't like initiate and she seemed pretty content with your dick over there She seemed to very much enjoy it so i didn't like i don't know i just didn't pursue but like that's probably like a regret of mine like yeah i think i started with you i think i ended up with her for a while and if we're being full disclosure i almost finished with her and i looked at you And I said, I'm about the for god and i think you got a little i did a little jealous a little i did but not like jealous like let's leave i'm over nothing like that it's like i want you to want her but like i could tell you well this is why i wanted to bring it up not because one she did absolutely nothing wrong she was amazing and perfect the whole night um and she rocked my world yeah and i don't come with yours very often yeah you don't so i think once we started when we were fucking for a while it wasn't like we fucked for two minutes and i was like no we were fucking for a while and i'm like and in my head i can remember thinking like well if i come because you were kind of like looking like you were done i'm like well if i come right now it's perfect because when we come to bed we can be done no under normal circumstances i've probably been okay but because she was new i didn't you know i just there was something she's intimidating and she's fucking amazing and beautiful and you gave me that look like i'm really enjoying this like i really want to come and i was just like something in my gut was just like like he doesn't love me anymore yeah yeah and so i And so I was like, I kind of like quickly.
You gave me a look and I was like, she does not want me to do that. No. And you didn't. And you didn't. And everything was fine. And I actually came back and fucked you. Because what I was thinking is like, oh, well, maybe I haven't fucked her in a while. To be honest with you, I'd fuck Jacob and the other two guys. I don't know.
I i don't know the situations to be honest with you um but it just wasn't happening with the other two guys and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that to be honest with you i was probably kind of wrapping up i you know if you remember from last week i had the cut like i didn't need to be like fucking a whole lot so it was it's for the best but there was probably a part of that that also affected me mentally and then i'm watching you with this like beautiful ray of darkness and you're about to like come and live your best life and i'm like no you know i mean like so anyway i pulled back there was a tinge of jealousy i didn't come with her and i think i came and actually fucked you and then we kind of then you're like okay i'm done and then we wrapped it up and said no but yeah so again to uh so victoria you did nothing wrong no amazing perfect you can have jealousy and well this is why i brought it up because people always ask do you get jealous yeah and this was one of those moments where like nobody did anything wrong but it just triggered you in some way and it didn't cause like there's't there's no scene there's no i don't even know if anybody else even caught it no and we didn't even like we may have briefly talked about as we walked back to our room but there was that was it we never this is the first time we all knew i was like that made you jealous and you're like yeah it made me jealous like why and you're like i don't know because she's hot and you seem really into her and i'm like you've been telling me all night to try to fuck her like you've been encouraging it you're like yeah i know it's not it's not you it's not her it's just me and it's like yeah but anyway that's how our night ended so like double orgy night you know and we just did a double orgy like where were we and we did it and that was like our first one so this is our second so like so if you think we left the club at midnight i don't think we ended up going to bed till like 2 30 almost 3 a.m so that was like three hours of some pretty intense yeah and daphne and mike were asleep when we got back in there it was pretty hot yeah one more thing i will say about victoria um without trying to make lacy jealous but that split tongue thing she literally can wrap her tongue around your dick that's insane and.
And, like, give you a hand job with her tongue. Really? For real. And I have a pretty, you know, my, she, like, could, I don't know if, like, it was, I would like to see it. Honestly, I would love to watch that on camera. Yeah, so you could see. I would like to see what it looks like. It fell all the way around, but you're not sure. When she started sucking my dick, you basically came over and just watched. Like, you didn't. Yeah. You, like, stopped. You were like, I just need to see this. You came over and got, like, a front row seat.
So you were like i just need to see this you came over and got like a front row seat so what could you it was dark so i don't know i can't remember but you were pretty into it you were pretty into watching me and her yeah until i said i was about to come and then you were over it no i think like i think if we could redo it you know um i think i would be much more in tune with every day i bet bet you'd want me to come like, Oh, for sure. Like you gotta think it was probably two 30 in the morning. We have been drinking off and on all day, all night. I was exhausted.
I mean, there's a lot of factors that lead into that. Yeah. Anyway, good night. Very good night. Good Friday night. Yeah. All right. I think that's the perfect time to take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the swing nation podcast.
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Like, you can get tretinoin, I think is what it's called. It's, like, basically. They have all the things. Like, it's basically, like. I'm a little jealous. Like, I feel like they need more man things. Well, you know, there's another website for that. I'll have to send it to you. Okay. Hook me up. But Hello Wist is definitely designed for the ladies. They've got a lot of good stuff on there. Yeah, for sure. Okay. All right. So, when we left you, we had just had double orgy night at Secret's Hideaway. Yeah.
I had just had somebody's tongue literally wrapped around my penis, giving me a tongue jaw. A tongue jaw? Is that what you would call that? I don't know. It sounds wonderful, though. What's wonderful? I want a vagina jaw. I know. And you missed that. I think that could have happened.
think it could have i just i don't know i got nervous i panicked i panicked uh okay yeah so that was great wrap that up went to bed at like 3 a.m uh woke up i think daddy didn't daddy mike bring us yeah he usually does um back to friday night real quick i would get to the room i remember that i have an all-girl orgy at 10 a.m oh yes and it's three o'clock in the morning and my hair is in a french braid with like blue fake hair and it's like they have like gelled my hair to like completely like my hair is like rock solid so i was like there's no way I'm gonna be up and I don't know how many hours that is with full glam full ready hair wash and everything I was like it's never gonna I'm never gonna do it so before we went to bed I humped in the shower and washed my hair and then I like put on my you know products in my hair and then like laid on the pillow and let my hair basically air dry while I slept.
So you try not to move while you're sleeping? Kind of. How do you do that? I don't know. I just kind of laid my hair like kind of, y'all can't see me, but I'm like i'm stiff like a boar she's sitting in the seat looking like like stiff so i just kind of like tried to lay my hair and like not not like i didn't fall asleep on my side or anything and when i woke up my hair was i would say 85 percent dry good good job no honestly if i wouldn't have done that i wouldn't have made it into the all-girl orgy. So this orgy was, again, for OnlyFans content.
We don't normally do OnlyFans content at Secrets while we're in the middle of a party. So me doing something on a Saturday, this is the first time ever. Our unprecedented. But given our current living situation and the fact that it basically costs us $250 a day to go and to go anywhere on top of whatever. Yeah. Um, that's just for the caregiver. Uh, we tried to make best use of our time. And so I needed to be really be present and at the pool party. So I was like, what if we do it at 10 a.m.? You, you actually got all the girls to change their time to that. I asked if we could do it.
And everyone else had things to do, so it wasn't an issue. I did have to basically, like, not force Stephanie, but encourage her to get up. Get to rally the troops. She was like, I can't do it. I can't do it. And I was like, you can do it. You can do it. We had so much fun, too. I'm so glad.
So so my experience i did not go with you our first time to this content shoot which is i think the first time we've not been together when you're at least me in the same like house yeah we always play together um and you know it's crazy and then probably because it was all girls i didn't think of you once well thanks babe no i don't mean that in a mean way yeah um i think if there had been like if i was engaging with a man i think i would have been like right i don't know i think you would have been top of mind like i was missing something but because it was like just girls it just felt like natural okay naturally okay yeah makes sense um but it was me, Daphne, Mrs.
New Swinger on the Block, Heart Shaped Nibs, which we've made content with her in the past. And then Life is Spice and then Two Fresh Pineapples, which she's from Canada. Right. She's a Canadian. She's actually one of the hosts for Swinger Society. Yeah. She's our Canadian's our canadian host or an influencer well one of those yeah she's not promoted her to host but whatever uh she's one of those uh and this was her first swinger study um i will say one of my sadnesses from the as i never really got much i think i talked to her for like two minutes yeah i didn't get to talk to her a whole lot.
And to be honest with you, during this orgy, I mean, I probably kissed her. I don't think me and her engaged much. She had never been fucked with a strap on. Yeah. And that was her first. So she was kind of occupied. And I was, I mean, like, good for her. She was probably the newest one in that group. And I think a lot of the girls wanted some time with her. Yeah. I bet she was popular in that. She was. Yeah. Oh, and then I forgot the dirt and she was was there. I'm assuming it's her. I didn't type it. Mrs. Durden was there. So it was a lot of fun. We wore all pink.
So we called it our Barbie orgy. And then we made TikToks and stuff. And we all have pink on. So if you see any of those on social media, that is what that is from it was a lot of fun it was like the ultimate girls girl thing like building each other up well i remember me mike were hanging out in the room and you you and when you and daphne came back you guys were excited like you were happy you were like oh my god i love that that was amazing she had an experience with miss new swinger on the block. Oh, really? Yeah, she kind of rocked her world.
And I think, yeah, I think they kind of bonded there. And I think Daphne genuinely, I think she gets some anxiety when it comes to playing with females. She's more of a taker, less of a giver. Like you. Yeah. But Miss New Swinger on the block kind of took control and handled miss daphne and it it rocked her world and she loved it so i know you both had smiles on your face when you came back yeah for sure yeah so um when we came back to the room we realized that i had actually forgot that at secrets every every host the Secrets, we do like a staff appreciation, like a lunch or shots.
We always try to do something for the people. If you don't know, we have a Discord server with over 40,000 members on there. And it is like a self-ran community. and secrets is a good opportunity just for us to say thank you to a lot of those people because a lot of them do come and they kind of change each time like sometimes we have you know it's not always the exact same group um and so this secrets we got lunch and we did shots and it was nice yes to kind of highlight that.
i think it's over 45 000 people now sorry um and there's over 100 volunteers that run that community they produce their own magazine each month um you know there's different moderators there's admins they plan town halls they plan different uh they bring in different guest speakers that come in and do forums and stuff on the server. The server has evolved into this quite an amazing, like you said, community. It's impressive to see.
Like I said, over 100 people are in some kind of staff, what we would call a staff role on the server, meaning they're administrating something in some way for the server.
Yeah, so like Lacey saidacy said usually there's a good handful of them you know a dozen or some people show up to most of the the secrets events and yeah so we'd like to say you know these people volunteer some of them probably you know 20 30 hours a week uh helping us out um do different things and um they're they're always very gracious with their time and always put the community first and so it's just a little little way for us to say, thank you. We, we cater a little lunch and kind of get everybody together and, you know, take a shot.
We try to, you know, I try to give a little speech and say, Hey guys, like, you know, let them know how much we appreciate them and how valuable they are to us. And I always try to hit home how much of a difference they're making because I don't know if they see it, right.
We get the emails, emails we get the messages we get the people that come up to us at events and say thank you this has changed my life and you know because of this community we've you know me and my wife you know I thought we're gonna get divorced and here we are four years later and we're living our best life like you know I can't thank you enough so I don't know if those everybody gets to see that as much as we get it so I really like trying to take that message to them and making sure they realize how much of a difference they're making by volunteering and stuff the way they are and i like i like having it because in a lot of ways i feel kind of disconnected from discord just because my role is more of like a forward-facing role and they're kind of like behind the scenes so it So it's a good way just for me to like, because I don't know who all works on there.
I mean, like some faces, I see the faces, you know, almost every time. But sometimes it's hard, so I like that. And it's always changing. It's always, you know. It is. People come and people go, and there's always new people. So, yeah, it's definitely, it's a nice moment to have. But you're right.
You came back from the orgy and me and mike and uh mandy had set up for the launch and it was kind of straight into that yeah so we you know we did all that and then it was really just pool party time and again another great pool party uh i felt like i was in the water more than i ever have been at a secret one of our secret events so i was grateful for that yeah um really the only highlight i can think of from the pool party is dj life of spice dj'd oh yeah for a while and crushed it uh and then we broke out the motor bunny yeah at the end of the pool party and again we almost had to i had to cut off the motor bunny because people just kept coming and coming literally and coming literally and figuratively yeah it's always very popular yeah um thing it's nice to see i you know i i like to give people that opportunity because i can remember some of the first secrets we went to and when you got called up to play a game or you got you know called up to do some kind of sexual act on the side of the pool that was always kind of like the core memory right like oh my god lacy had to you know ended up squirting on the side of the pool with a couple girls you know it's like that was crazy yeah like that's kind of what you walk away with is those things are kind of what i mean you know obviously the sex and meeting people and all that too but um those are can be kind of big um memories for people so it's nice to try to keep that going and keep people engaged and sometimes it takes a little hey come up into the motor bunny to get people out of their shell and the next thing you know they're you know they're best friends and they're yeah they're having all the the good experiences yeah it was fun i really really enjoyed the pool portions of secrets the sign one of my favorite um after that we it was like time for me to get my hair done um well i went back and like rested for a little bit i think like maybe 30 minutes and then i went got my hair done because it so saturday night's theme was swing chela so basically like our play on coachella so a lot of people struggled with this theme outfit it was really anything went to be honest with you I didn like i didn't really i don't know what coachella is so i didn't really get it and but you were basically like it's a festival it's a yeah it's just like ravey kind of but whatever it's a music festival so like whatever you want to wear you know like some people go boho hippie some people go kind of struggled with it.
They kind of overthought it. And maybe, like me, didn't really know what it meant. Yeah. I just, like, looked up Coachella outfits. And I had a little bit of a hard time coming up with mine, but we, it worked. But I got my hair done. This is one of the times you had, like, a backup to the backup to the backup. Yeah, I did have a backup.
i i didn't even bring my number one i left it at home and just brought the backup we kind of made like a decision before we left for secrets i tried them both on and you were like go with this the white one and i kind of disagreed with you but i i went with it i trusted your intuition and you were right i was super grateful that i had worn that one because the other one it would have been so hot it was so hot at secret it's in october yeah um so i was grateful that i wore the white one but i'd never had the um like rave cool hair i've never done that before so i had my hair done and it was fun yeah it was a nightmare hair to get but it was a lot of i don't get the whole neon rave hair thing it's fun it's actually pretty nice because it keeps it out of your face and you don't have to do a whole lot with it so um that's that's a plus but you know it's just kind of like a girly thing that you get to do every so often.
You know, it's not. So anyway, I got my hair done. And then. I supported it and tried not to complain about the cost. Do you know how much it cost? I have no idea. Okay. After that, we had dinner. And we actually got a little bit of time to rest. Not a lot, but a little bit. And then we went to the club and made tiktoks with other influencers and hosts for swinger society they all met in the club and we did tiktoks and stuff together we try to do that like once a time but like once every secrets or you know but it's kind of hard and it kind of depends on how hard everybody party.
Like sometimes we have a lot of girls there. Sometimes it's only like five or six girls. So I was glad that everybody came. I will say if you're a host or an influencer, I would highly encourage you to, even if you don't come to the one that we schedule on the thing.
But we've noticed whenever we go to events when you get a bunch of girls together that make tiktoks together it just boosts every like it helps yeah engagement it does and you're all tagging each other and it just kind of yeah you know helps grow your page and stuff like that and people just like seeing everybody together i think those videos tend to have the highest views they also have the meanest comments.
it's twofold if you have to either not look at the comments or be strong enough to handle it but they typically do very well and what's funny is i usually look like shit in them because you're because it's like in the middle of the like it's like after the pool but before I'm ready for the night portion. So, but I don't care at this point. The internet seen me with makeup, without makeup, with frizzy hair, without, you know, so it's, it's fine. So we went back and we got ready for the club. We did. So tonight was Coachella night, or Swingchella night. We had DJ D-Wreck in the club.
He absolutely crushed it.
was he was going to a good job to town so if you don't know d-rec uh he's one of the secrets normal djs i plays there quite a bit he's actually the dj that got me drunk that the last secrets when dj dtf made his first appearance that was dj d-rec that was the bad influence on me yeah the funny thing is this night i kept getting fireball shots and bringing them up to him well i was trying to sabotage him not sabotage him but i was trying to get revenge or whatever i don't know what you call it well the vip booth right by the dj booth they're they always get that one and they're so much fun and they're fun to watch they're they have Fireball.
Right. Side stage, yeah. So were you giving him their Fireball? Well, I was. So I got a couple from the bar, but it just kept taking too long. And then they're like, we have Fireball. And they started feeding him. At one point, I had the Fireball bottle. You did, yes. So if we want to know, like I have not drank Fireball out of a bottle in probably like a year or more.
Because like if y'all like rewind to the beginning of the swing nation and all of that i couldn't like if i took fireball it was over this is when lacy ends up taking naps on vip couches and stuff like that that was like amateur now i've learned i've also turned four i mean like a lot of life has happened in those four years but um i i know now that maybe one fireball shot like if i'm feeling frisky you know no more than that and i don't know how many fireball shots i was gonna ask how many fireball shots did you take at the club i mean i had the bottle they gave me the bottle yeah uh so at one point the club was packed and there was a lot of like vip-ish people so like friends of the owners and like yes uh you know people of a lot of people that i needed to meet people that you know knew lacy like networking networking type people were club owners club owners from miami like there was all kinds of people there and they all wanted to meet lacy dan was sober ish um i was not so i was getting the people and like they'd be like oh you're dan like yeah we'd have like a nice conversation they'd be like oh yeah we haven't got to meet lacy yet and i can kind of tell it's like hey i want to meet lacy right so i'd be like oh no problem i'll go get lacy so i'd like grab you bring you over i remember i met one lady on the stage you chat you did you chat for a little bit and then you you whatever bounce off um later on that so this is and then i think it was 12 i think one o'clock hit and daphne's like we're gonna go have an orgy oh let Okay.
So a couple of things. One, I was having these conversations and I was shit faced. Like I don't even remember the conversation. I don't think I fully realized how drunk you were. You did present yourself. That's good. Maybe not well, but enough to not. You didn't embarrass yourself. Right. Yeah. Okay. So we were giving shots on the bar. Well, I'm a pro. It was me.
So if you don't know what shots on the bar is it's we take a couple girls up on the bar and they get a bottle of some kind of mixed liquor and people anybody in the crowd can walk up to the bar and they pour a shot into their mouth so lacy tonight and this night we did it both nights this night i think it was you two fresh two fresh pineapples well i do these shots every single time so i'm like a pro you know i don't know how to get like as soon as you the quicker you can get that that bottle empty the quicker you can get down because it's like you get all sticky you know you can't stand up straight you know it's not that it's it's fun but after like so long you're like i'm done with it so i like, yay, let's get down.
And they had, like, barely done any of theirs. So the bartender hands me a second bottle. I'm like, fuck. So I'm trying to, like, pour it, you know, for people. But by this point, it had kind of, like, died down. And there wasn't a lot of people. So I was like, fuck it. I'm going to drink it. So I was turning that bottle upside down on the stage.
your own mouth into my own mouth i'm pretty sure there's video and picture of me not my best look um but it was good i mean it was really not very it's not very strong it tasted like blue kool-aid i had blue one um but even still i i was still drinking alcohol so then i was doing all the shots so so okay so now get to the orgy part all right so daphne comes up to me at like one and she's like let's go have an orgy and at this time the club is still basically full like nobody has left at this point it's still full the dj's still going there's still people in the vips that i'm like daphne we're hosting like we can't just leave you know i mean like i felt a little bit obligated because the party was still in full you know because usually by one o'clock it's starting to kind of wrap down and we can we usually leave about midnight yeah midnight one o'clock uh but it's still the club is full and so i'm like hey and there's still some of these vip businessy people there that you know I'm like i don't want to just ghost you know on what's going on here and so she's like whatever and i think they end up leaving uh and then i think i brought somebody else wanted to meet you and this is probably like getting towards 130 ish and so i bring this couple up to you you talk to them they walk away and you literally look at me and you go, Dan, I am not okay.
And I'm like, what? And you're like, you need to take me to the room. I'm not okay. And when I look at you, you're like almost like stumbling, almost like almost falling over. I was, I was shit faced.
I was like, I cannot remember a time like in the last year, maybe, maybe Hedo, Hedo that one day I was really drunk but like that doesn't count because it's not like especially at our events I've not done that in a long time because I have to be professional I don't know what I don't know what happened I blame it on that VIP that i think it's maybe your parents living in our house for the last month that got you like i'm cutting loose tonight i'm just saying a guess at that but yeah uh so anyway i think me me and j-dub i think no it was a southern bella a southern bella so a couple of us like snatched you up yeah because j-dub said that she they went to the bathroom they came out and you were gone everybody was gone and they were like something's wrong they would not have just left like this um yeah but you we end up basically basically she walked but we somewhat carried lacy back to the room i walked my feet were on the ground and when we get you back to the room daphne mike i think we're in there fucking they were fucking yeah i'm like hey they're like oh we're fucking and i'm like lacy's i don't think lacy's doing shit and daphne's like lacy you were not too drunk to fuck oh i think we also mentioned daphne was too drunk to fuck the night before yes so she went to the playroom with us she got in there she's like i need to go back to the room i don't i don't feel good yeah so she hadn't drank too much the night before so she really didn't get to play she didn't fuck anybody the night before so this night she's like i'm not gonna get too drunk because we're fucking tonight and that's why she was like let's go fuck and i was like i can't leave but anyway we get out of the room she's like okay we're going to the playroom i'm like i don't think lacy's going anywhere and she's she's like what the fuck it took her a few minutes to realize that you were actually fucked up because there was friends in there a couple it's funny because have you seen the pictures of us all i'll have to show them to you i don't know if you've seen them i've seen some with like you and mike cuddling in the and i have the glass so i wore sunglasses and like they we have pictures of me laying in the bed with these pink like cat-eyed sunglasses in this pink hair um but we had friends in there and daphne is like lacy she like turned into mom she's like lacy is not fucking anybody she cannot consent which nobody was trying i was like under the covers and so it was more we were talking about it i think they were on their way to an orgy and they were like they didn't realize how shit face i was so anyway well so what happens is i drop you off in there mike's in there i think at some point j dubs ended up in there and i was like hey i've got to go get back to the club because our purse we haven't closed the tab we haven't like there's all these things we just kind of left like i need to go back to the club and like close out the tab and grab all our stuff and and you're like okay yeah and i'm like mike watch her like just watch her you're in charge so i go back to the club okay so what happens on your end so i'm laying there in the bed by myself i'm butt naked but the glasses and the hair and like i don't know i just started getting i was like where is he like in my mind it had been like hours and you had not came back and i was like oh my god he's cheating on me he's went in fact you know like it had only been 10 minutes I think it hadn't even been that long right it was really short period of time but in my mind it had been like a long time so I'm like oh my god he's fucking somebody so I'm like I'm gonna go find him so I knew that I kind of this is the last thing i remember and then after that i don't remember much um i remember sneaking out the door like i remember knowing that i had to be sneaky they were watching you that they were supposed to be watching me but they were fucking so i like sneak out the door and start running down the hall like running so everybody else was left so it was Just Mike and Daphne and you.
And just me, yeah. And they went to go back to fucking. Yeah. And I snuck out. And I'm probably screaming, Dad, cheat on me. Which is, oh, my God. Like, if somebody saw me, I probably shouldn't even tell this on the podcast. But were you upset or were you laughing? I was not upset. No, I wasn't upset.
But you're saying you're going to find me because i'm cheating on you but you're laughing and yelling dan's cheating on me and running naked down the hallways yeah so mike comes out and he's like he gives me probably naked with a heart on he was and he messed up his him fucking so he's pissed off at me he's like and like his mad like dad voice get your ass back over here so i don't i i listened i came back and then they had to fuck with me in the bed with them so they could watch me in our bed or your bed and then you came back okay so here's the timeline i put you in bed30, right?
The club closes at 2 a.m. I went back, closed our tab, said goodbye to everybody, got all our stuff and left the club before 2 a.m. because it was still open. Right. So I don't know what time exactly it was, but so I wasn't gone a total of maybe 25 minutes. Well, it seemed like hours. So what happened?
Was I in the bed when you came you came back i don't remember i think you were passed out in the bed well then we fucked yeah we did i don't remember we fucked a lot was it good oh yeah was that like a rock i should have got butt sex though if i was thinking about it he should have i immediately regretted not at least trying for butt sex. But you got it on the handlebar thing. This is one of the beds that has like. The handle on the bed, on the headboard. You can use it. Yeah. I mean, you did reverse cowgirl. Really? You got on top. Look at me. I think you were squirting. Really? Damn. Go me.
Yeah. I had a great time. Yeah. I did wake up Sunday feeling like this.
and we had our final collab on sunday at like there wasn't an official time but it was like after lunch uh-huh life of spice and you text her she she texted me it was like what time because they were going with us it was another um creator and um that lived in the air so we're going to her house and i was like little annie a little annie and um i text lava spots and i was like i can't go anywhere i was like i can't go i'm really trash i mean like i don't really get hung over much um we don't drink a whole lot and even like for me to be tipsy it's usually like a drink and a half two drink so like i'm not usually like i'm not shaky the next morning or feel like i'm gonna throw up i'm usually just like a little tired if anything oh i was feeling all the hangout like i was like really sick i was like oh which i don't know how i never threw up the night before but i didn't um so anyway i text life a spice and i was like i don't think i can go i was like i'm you know you were like tell her you were like tell her you're sick tell her you're you're got diarrhea like we're not doing this no fuck this but no i was honest i was just like i don't think i can go i'm dying and she was like i don't think i can go either but i need you to go we have to do this and i was like to be fair she's like hey you know we've i've been talking to this couple for a while they're they are they are pretty big content creators too a pretty big they have a pretty big brand in the content world but in addition to that they were like wanting to cook us food and like they had like a whole day planned for us she basically was like you need to get your shit together i need to get my shit together and we have to do this and I was like okay well but thank god we did we went over there amazing couple her and her husband it was great we learned so much they're so they've been doing OnlyFans for like twice as long as we have they gave us so many tips and tricks and little like things she's beautiful I enjoyed every minute with her for sure it was good i was glad we got up and did it like so really a great a great yeah like i'm we were talking about this actually today we're like if love is spice and not told us to get our butts up we would have like missed out on that and i'm super grateful that she encouraged us to get up so agreed uh and then it was come back i don't know did we even get in the hot tub or anything i don't remember i think we did right no we didn't we actually went to the mexican place down the road and some of our friends that were still there um they um also were there so we just kind of ate with them and then we went back and i was done and we went to bed and because this is when the hurricane was coming in the second hurricane um and it ended I'll see you next time.
And then we went back and I was done and we went to bed. And because this is when the hurricane was coming in, the second hurricane, and it ended up hitting like Wednesday or Thursday. I can't remember. So this is Sunday night going into Monday. So we knew that we had to get out of Florida quick on Monday because we were hitting evacuation traffic. And we definitely did.
And we we did it was it was quite the drive getting out of florida and it took us probably three hours longer to get home than what a normal drive would take us and which was really not that bad considering like the people then that he left on tuesday it's like the standstill in traffic all day yeah so um we were very fortunate like literally the next day on secret social media they're like preparing for hurricane and we were there like 24 hours before we left monday tuesday they had like picked up all the chairs and like totally cleared the resort for hurricane so that was hurricane milton yeah you know depending on what timeline you're on um which secrets was fine so luckily not luckily if you lived in south florida but the hurricane went a little bit more to the south than what they thought it was going to and so it kind of missed the orlando but the eye of the storm missed the orlando area so uh secrets lost i think a few a few of the tiki leaves off the the new tiki hut but other than that um pretty minor damage but this was our secrets event was in between the two um helene and milton literally the week in between yeah helene hit yeah our event was the next weekend and then then uh milton hit the weekend between so super lucky on that very And at at every Secrets event, we choose one of the larger charities to donate to that kind of support non-monogamy.
There's a couple, and we just sort of rotate them out. So us as Swingers Society can donate a good amount of money to them and show our support, and we raffle off really cool cool raffle baskets and stuff like that. A lot of our, our sponsors donate to those and very last minute, like, like the day before we left, we decided to switch and we ended up making a separate donation. Cause this one was in CSF, which is the national coalition of sexual freedom. We ended up making just a donation from. So we made a donation to them independently from our business. Yeah.
And then all of the raffle money went to a hurricane. Yeah. The Helene. Because the other one had not hit. Well, I think it went to. It wasn't the Red Cross. But it was some organization that helps all hurricanes. But yeah, I think we raised over $2,300. We did. So thank you to everyone. We almost ran out of raffle tickets. That's how much people were supporting that. So super grateful we made it out. Super grateful that Secrets is okay. Also, we are thinking about the ones that were affected by both of the hurricanes.
And thank you to everyone that was there who donated and that us as a group could give a little bit back a little bit of difference yeah they would like to do that i mean part of you know our message is definitely that swingers are more than just about sex yeah we're really are about community we're members of the community and that's why we always do some sort of charity alongside all of our events not because it's easy or like it actually causes more work for us but we just try to put swingers in a good light and show that we are a little bit different than what most people think about us yeah we've probably raised tens of thousands of dollars for sure point if not if not hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity over the last few years between all the different.
That would be fun to go back and add it all up. Yeah, we should do that. Next thing before we go, secrets for next year is literally almost sold out. So it's not public. And it's not even public yet. So this is April 2025. Those tickets.
So this time we worked it a little bit different so if you were at and i think we're gonna do this going forward just you know so if you're listening uh the people at secrets actually could rebook in the lobby on sunday so if you were at the event they had first dibs on room for the next event and they could rebook in the lobby um and then after that we open it up to our diamond members so if you don't know what our diamond members are those are ones that have a active subscription on swingers society.net which is like our social media kind of a website and also it's where we host all our events it's where you can find all the people that are on the rsvp list and all the people that are going that's swingers society.net so our diamond members pay like i think it's 20 bucks a month or something and there's different sales and stuff to happen but anyway and they get 10% off all of our events so like a secrets it almost makes sense to pay the 20 bucks because you're going to save more money with that 10% off than you would and you get early access early access you get to see the RSVP list you get to connect with people before the event I can't you know, you know, I don't really understand why people don't, more people don't use the app.
They probably don't put two and two together. Right, the diamond membership. But, so, we sold a bunch of rooms at Secrets. We opened up the diamond and then sold a bunch of more rooms. I think we're close to 90 rooms that we've sold already. And there's only 120 rooms, 20, you know, somewhere between 120, 130, depending on how many owner rooms are reserved for that weekend. I think we have roughly 40, maybe a little less rooms left to sell, and it has not went for sale to the general public.
Now, if you're listening to this on Thursday, which would be October 16th, 2024, the ticket's going until the next day. Yes. And the event is going to be April 3rd through 6th. So if you want to purchase tickets, like I said, there's not a whole lot left. You can go to swingyoursociety.net and grab your room. We would love to have you. Secrets is going to be a bus next time. I can't wait. Yeah.
Secrets is always one of the biggest and best about it i mean it's hard to be was so fun it makes me excited for the next one right which is good that's a good thing that's what we want right i agree i i feel the same way i think our birthday secrets because it was so close to the secrets before that i was kind of like i don't know just felt like and there's so much going on over the summer with all the events we went to i don't know if i was fully like but this time i was like yeah and that was good and i cannot wait to do it again which kind of reminds me of how we used to feel about secrets all the time so it was good if you missed it definitely you know talk to your friends get on discord listen to all the people's stories i know everybody's excited um and the fact that the event's almost sold out now and it hasn't even gone on sale to the public tells me how excited people are uh so definitely if you want to come go grab a room before before it sells out yeah we look forward to seeing you there um there's a whole bunch of other events too we're going to tempted in louisville in december we're going to be at collette's in dallas in january um and then we're getting ready to announce a febru February event where we're going to be back down in Florida, but further south in Florida than we've ever been before.
So stay tuned. That should be coming out in the middle of this month here in a couple of weeks. I don't know. I'll let you know. But we've got stuff planned basically every single month of 2025. SwingersSociety.net for all of that. Yep.
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