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We we are your hosts northern god and southern girl in today's episode we're bringing to you part two of the swear society weekend to remember takeover at secrets hideaway resort yeah we are this is this is the good part it is the really good part i kind of felt bad like last week we kind of had to do because we got to get through everything we did but this is the fun stuff this is this is the This is the really good part. I kind of felt bad. Last week, we kind of had to do because we've got to get through everything we did. But this is the fun stuff. This is the party. Yeah.
This is all the good stuff. Yeah. So let's get into it. I don't think we have much time. There's a lot to talk about. Okay, let's do it. A lot of things happen. So let's jump right into it. So when we left you off last week, we had just finished Thursday night.
We had a little get-together with our friends in our room, a little orgy action yeah with some of our friends it's funny because we've been talking to them this week about last week's episode I think we all remember things a little bit differently yeah it's funny yeah it's funny because it was a big group and the room was like almost split into two and like one couple didn't even remember another couple was in there because they were in the front so they never even saw them so it was just kind of funny just chit-chatting about it right okay so we started off friday bright and early and we had a meeting with um one of the owners at secrets uh sit down kind of tabletop discussion um really you know i'm not gonna get into the details of what we talked about because none of it's finalized yet.
But talking maybe some partnership opportunities on some things. Yeah. It was a good conversation. I liked it because we haven't had an opportunity to sit down with him very much. And we're talking about James Sr., who's the owner of the club portion of Seekers Hideaway. And I really just enjoyed sitting down and talking to him. I really like hearing how passionate he is about the lifestyle.
You know, if you listen to our podcast and you've heard episodes about secrets i mean it's quite the story of secrets you know they they kind of bought that i think that uh resort with their every last dime and you know their family moved into it and was you know painting rooms by hand you know doing all the work themselves and now it's you know probably one of the premier lifestyle clubs or lifestyle resorts in the country yeah it's kind of crazy how far they went yeah and not even not even that long of a time talking like the last 15 years yeah it's kind of crazy yeah uh okay so we met with him had a good conversation and i hope i hope some of that pans out because um i like i think when we do partnerships and we you know work with people i like liking the people you know i mean like i like having a connection and being like this is a person that has similar goals and interests and we do they they view the lifestyle kind of the same way we do um that gets me excited because you know there are people we've had conversations with people that are just trying to make money or they're more business people and they're not necessarily like it's not a passion project for them um but i think with secrets it definitely is a like they it's a it's a passion for them yeah um so it's nice to to work with those kind of people i agree 100 okay so we went straight from that meeting and then we had to go to our wedding rehearsal.
Well, not ours. Well, not ours, but the wedding rehearsal. Yeah, so we did it early in the morning, so that way, hopefully, everybody was still sleeping and maybe just getting out. We didn't want to disrupt the party at all, but it was fun. It was pretty painless. It was pretty quick. We just kind of very quickly ran through the motions.
It was kind of fun to get everybody together and it's like oh my god we're really we're really doing this there's going to be a wedding at secrets and if you don't know if you did not attend secrets or you don't kind of follow us um on social media and stuff one of our friends got engaged her name is sexy swinger chick kylie she got engaged at the very first ever Swinger Society event. It was in Atlanta. And so it was kind of fitting for them to get married at a Swinger Society event.
So they had asked kind of, I think almost in like a joking, not joking kind of way, like we want to get married at Secrets.
and i reached out to her last year and was like okay do you really want to do this or was this just a joke and she was like no we'll totally do it and so it was kind of neat to see like their whole story of dating and gay and they got engaged like a year and a half two years ago it's been it's been a while um but to come all the way so anyway so when you hear us talking about a wedding this is what we're talking about yeah so we kind of ran through the motions this is a lot of like okay we're gonna walk this way and turn this way and stand here and you stand there kind of stuff and you're right we did it i think it was like 10 a.m or something like that and so like people were just starting to come out to the pool but it wasn't there wasn't many people out yet and it's kind of quiet yeah so yeah it was that was nice yeah it was good so after that we kind of all split off i was in charge of going to sam's to pick up cakes well what did you do while i was gone well i was in charge of the pool party so the pool party started at 11 so but by the time we finished up the wedding rehearsals and stuff like that it was kind of time to kick off the pool party so i emceed that uh alongside jordan marshall which if you don't know jordan marshall he's the new entertainment director um him and his i think girlfriend jess uh there at secrets and it was nice to meet them i never met they have i've met her we've met her before have we okay yeah but i think they just i don't know how long they've been dating but when we met them before she they weren't there he wasn So I don't know if they were together or not, but it was just her.
Yeah, so they are now the entertainment directors at Secrets, which is nice because they're in-house. So Party Mark still comes, and he'll be there on a lot of the big takeover weekends and stuff like that. But Jordan is there at Secrets, and so he's Monday through Friday, and he's there all the time.
but they have great energy it seems like great people and uh it's exciting i've already seen like their social media and stuff like that seems to really have picked up with with them posting and stuff like that so i think it's good for secrets to have people yeah i think so too yeah so once i got back from getting the cakes i kind of changed quickly changed into my bathing suit i'm not gonna lie i had some anxiety leaving i just you were gone longer than I thought you would be gone. At least it felt like you were gone. Well, Sam's is only like 25 minutes away.
Well, it's like three miles or seven miles. But in Orlando traffic, that's like 30 minutes there and 30 minutes back. And then I think I spent like 20 minutes in Sam's. So it took a lot longer.
So had I known known I probably would have had someone help me out with that task but I thought I was just you know I'll just run there no problem like it's like I'll be gone you know 20 minutes or something yeah that's kind of what I thought in my head I didn't know and it was going to be an hour and a half so I was like worried that I had been gone too long but anyway I get back throw my bathing suit on and I come down and like kind of just start having fun with everybody. And then you come to tell me, hey, we have not made the raffle baskets yet.
So if you don't know, we do raffle baskets for pretty much every large event.
It's just kind of a way for us to give back to the people that are making a difference in the lifestyle so for this event we raised money for openlove.org we've had them on the podcast they're doing amazing things we ended up raising a thousand dollars well i think it was like just shy it was just shy so we we threw in the difference so it could be a thousand dollars and um so anyway dan's like hey i need you to go make those and Daphne was sitting there with me and she was like I'll go with you so me and her went to make the raffle baskets and I realized I didn't have any scissors so I had J-Dub who's friends of ours go steal the scissors off of the um necklace making table and um then i guess people were like we don't have any scissors so diana who works for us was like hey i have some scissors in my toolbox if you'll open my toolbox you can get some scissors out of there well it was one of those like rolling toolbox so when i tried to i don't know why i was moving we need one of those by the way i'm never going to touch it okay okay but um while i was trying to roll the toolbox i'm not really sure where i was trying to roll it to because i don't think you needed to roll it or maybe she told me to roll it to her so she could open it i couldn't figure out the handle i don't know i ripped off my big toenail yeah you didn't rip it off but you three quarters of the way yeah it was but it was still attached but it was not like one corner oh it gives me the heat which i don't know how like i've stubbed my toe i've had you know black you know blisters in my fingers and all that stuff i've never ripped off a nail or a toenail or fingernail so like the amount of force that takes like did you kick it did you know i was like trying to lean it back almost you know like when we take our garbage cans out you lean it back and then push forward i was trying to do that and when i did that it just took so you leaned it back on your toenail like your toenail was caught on it when you did that, it just took that.
So you leaned it back on your toenail? Apparently. Like your toenail was caught on it when you did that? Yeah. So I immediately like, I almost felt like I was going to pass out, which is pretty typical of me. If I'm injured or scared or something, I feel like I'm going to pass out. I don't know why. So I kind of feel like I'm going to pass out. And Daphne, bless her heart, was like, your toe, how are you going to wear your boots tonight? Because it was like Nash Bash and we all had matching boots. And I was like, as I'm like crying, I'm like, I'm going to wear the damn boots.
If I have to send somebody to CBS to get me gauze and stuff, I'm wearing the boots.
So Diana is outside of the gate and she has no idea what's going on at this point i think she ends up telling me later she thinks i'm having a panic attack because i'm like i can't breathe there's blood everywhere but i somehow i got it together long enough to make the raffle pass because i did not care what it looked like at that point though you even said i think i messed some of the things up like the prizes in it and you were like why did you put this prize with that prize i was like look i was just trying to get through it and and make it happen yeah so i'm you know i'm emceeing the pool party so i'm not in the the storage room making raffle baskets with you i have really no idea other than we had a conversation and you were going to go make the raffle baskets so we could set them out and people get by the tickets and stuff uh and so i'm emceeing and stuff and then i think it was daphne or maybe diana somebody came running up to me and was like lacy needs you now and i was like is she okay and they're like i don't know and i'm thinking like what the fuck happened like you know like oh dear god like you know like we're in the middle of this event we just kicked off it just is starting and like lacy's dying or something like what is going on um and so i come over to the fence and so this is the thing about secrets is if you're in the pool area you're fenced in and you can't get out and then there's the storage room is kind of near where our uh um our merch and stuff was but it's outside of the fence and it's all the way around on the backside.
So like to get out and get to that room, you'd have to go out of the pool up by the office area and then walk all the way around the pool. So most people don't do that. We're just kind of like conversing through the fence. Yeah. So I go up to the fence.
I'm inside the pool to where you are on the outside of the fence and you're like crying well i was really holding i mean i was crying in the room but i was like just trying to get finished but as soon as i saw you it was all she wrote i was boohooing at that point um but what what do you think i was just because you when you look down my toenail was still attached yeah and it wasn't it was bleeding a little bit but i think it had mostly stopped at this point yeah it mostly stopped and you're like my toe and i'm like i'm sorry what do you want me to do like what can't you need to go to the doctor like what he lacks that like lovey let me take care of you you're gonna be okay like i think that's the military in him but i just at that point i just needed him to like hug me and be like babe it's okay it's okay we're gonna to get you everything you need instead he's like you're what you're fine you're fine come on let's go you know that was kind of the vibe i got from him and i was just like you're right i mean for 21 years in the army the way we took care of soldiers was take a motrin drink some water and you're gonna be okay uh and i i was able to do a quick assessment you're not bleeding to death your toes toes still there like you were not going to die like you know there's no medical emergency i felt like i was you might be in pain but there's not you know we don't need to life flight you you're going to be okay one way or the other yeah um yeah so i was like do you because i'm thinking like well maybe she needs to go to the doctor and like get some pain meds or something or i don't know whatever um but you're like no i'm probably not like we just need to get through this weekend like we'll get some gauze we'll tape it up we'll get through the weekend we did we did so i basically it was it was super sweet because i cried like all the way walking around that whole like gate to go in so everybody saw me crying and it was so sweet because like a couple people came up and thought someone had been mean to me or something and they feel ready to fight or people thought i just had to break down they didn't realize that i'd hurt myself um but it was super sweet but i ended up getting back to the cabana i cried some more if everybody came to check on me but then i really just had to like suck it up and then um jim from the um new swingers on the block was like you want me to kiss your toe and i was like at this point i have a band-aid on it and i was like yeah sure you know and so i lift my leg in the air and he puts my whole ass foot in in his mouth it was it was strange but also hot in a weird fucked up way it was hot kind of sucking on a bandaged well i mean it's better than what you gave me you were like suck it up let's go i mean at least he was like cared about me i mean i'll take I can get at this point.
Well, thank you, Jim. Because I wasn't doing that shit. So, anyway, it was a nightmare. I was in a lot of pain. I ended up getting pretty trashed. But we'll keep going for the day. And I'll just include it. Because I don't remember much at this point forward.
Lacey had a few shots pain a pain pill and she was good to go oh yeah for the rest of the night pretty much yeah okay that was the only way i was going to survive it all right so after the disaster i got back to the pool games uh and i thought that went pretty well uh we did the condom game where you know you blow up a condom like a balloon we did the hair tie game where you throw hair ties in and people have to collect the most hair ties um and then towards the end of the you know so the pool party wraps up usually about 4 or 5 p.m uh we did a wet t-shirt contest um and so what i did is i asked for who the oldest person was in the pool area um so that the wet t-shirt contest people could could dance on said person oh i don't know where it was during this yeah you were probably on pain meds and taking shots yeah yeah i was but anyway it was a we found a 58 year old woman she was the oldest person at least the oldest person that would admit her age i was about to say i was kind of surprised i would assume it would have been a little older than that yeah and she came up and she was uh she was a retired kindergarten teacher oh um and she got danced on by some ladies her students could see her now she was a very good sport was she yeah but it's always it's always teachers and nurses yeah always always teachers and nurses well we talk about that about my foot i didn't have to go to the doctor because like 15 nurses literally there was like 15 nurses like one had an entire suitcase with like supplies so um there's nurses and teachers no they're always there yeah but uh she was a good sport i appreciate it it was it was funny just the fact because she looked like a 58 i mean she was beautiful but i mean she looked innocent she looked like an innocent teacher yeah and to see her getting danced on by naked girls with wet t-shirts was was who won that contest do not remember i don't remember who won i don't think it was one of our friends i think it was a new person oh that's good i mean i like when new people enter yeah sometimes we have to pull our friends up because nobody else will enter stuff and so then we just know our friends will do it so like get your butt up there yeah i appreciate that's what i like about our events is because you know it usually has the larger of our friend group crowd there and so i never really have to like i can always get people to play games but when we're at like a splash event and we only have maybe one or two friends i have to like it's almost like pulling teeth sometimes yeah uh it's always the first couple games though because by the time everybody gets you know like by 4 p.m everybody's drunk and like ready to just they'll do whatever yeah at first like those 11 o'clock in the morning games where people are still like what the fuck am i doing here and why am i naked in a pool with a bunch of strangers like yeah and that's when it's hard to get people to participate but our friends don't give a fuck they'll do it yeah yeah uh yeah so we did that uh and then we gave away a magic wand now that's hot uh yeah and we asked for volunteers that wanted it that would um demonstrate it and so we had uh a girl come up and do that that's cool uh yeah and and then we had a second one and we didn't give that one away but we're like hey if anybody else wants to just try this feel free to come up on on stage and try this one and do they do it i think we had like three more try oh good yeah so i think you hold on were you the teacher i was yeah so i was very um so when we gave the one away this lady's like i i yeah i'll i'll show how this works if you give it to me yeah she came up on stage and so i like i did the right thing it was like do you want me to use it on you do you want to use it on yourself would you like your partner to use it on you and she's like no i want you to use it did you ask her partner for yeah and then i'm like where's your husband and he's like you're not trying to get your ass right and he was standing right there and i was like is it okay with you if i use this one and he's like absolutely yeah um so if y'all want to know the state of me i have no idea that any of this transpired which is crazy which that you don't even realize what's going on at some point though i left um i think it was i didn't i don't think i made it to four no no i mean i wasn't um i didn't this was like the end this is like four o'clock it's like the end of the party yeah i mean i would i didn't leave at like three but i i left just a little bit early because we had the room crawl that night and i between the pain i mean i don't normally take pain medicine ever it i knew that i was in pretty bad shape my toe and so that's why I took it and I had already I wasn't taking shots just for the record I think I had like one drink before and one drink after the incident so I just think that combined with the pain medicine just that's all she wrote so I knew i needed to sober myself up in order to get through the night so i went back and laid down and i think i was maybe laid down for 30 minutes and i wasn't asleep and you walked in and you were like get up let's go yeah well the nice thing you know the to get back to the the wand thing and people squirting on the side of the pool i can remember the first time we went to secrets and i think it was you know party mark was there and you had actually got up and i think you used a wand yeah it was a wand yeah or mark used it on you and i can't remember i can remember at that event thinking like how does mark get that job like how do you get the job of being the guy on stage help you know helping women have orgasms and now i feel like i'm at that point like did you like achieve the goal i don't even know if i meant to achieve the goal like at that point in time i wasn't like i want to be that guy but it just has somehow i mean everybody wants to be that guy like if we're being honest everybody wants to be that guy but i didn't mentally in my head think i'm going to do that someday yet here we are.
And I will say it's as fun being that guy as what you would think it would be. I don't know. I've always enjoyed helping women. Yeah. See, I don't think I would be good at that. Like that does not like me standing up there helping guys get erections in front of people does not seem like maybe women, maybe. But I don't know that that seems like a lot of pressure that I would not do well in that situation. So I'm glad that you love this. And this is because people don't realize that about us.
I think they see me on social media and they think I'm the super outgoing, like life of of the party person. And truth be told, I'm okay with just watching. I don't want to be up there in the middle. Yeah. Well, I enjoy seeing women. Well, anybody really, but mostly women for me get pleasure. And if I can, it feels good for me that women trust me enough to come.
I knew a few of the girls that came up that came up on stage but most of them i did not know so that takes a lot to just come up and trust somebody to to do you know yeah no i totally agree and their husbands and whatnot so i think that i mean i i think it's good yeah no i think that yeah i agree i think you're really good because you you're very good at it uh yeah so hopefully get more of those experiences going forward but anyway okay so that wrapped up the pool party yeah sorry i got a great it was a great friday uh and then yeah right i went up to the room woke you up you were napping a little bit and said hey you got to get up and get ready we got the room crawl coming up uh and then i went to go make sure the club the the 360 camera the photo backdrops and all that stuff were being set up and ready to go for the club night because that was coming right behind the room crawl um and that actually took me long so long to get all that stuff done that i didn't actually make it back in time to you and the room crawl had already started yeah and i kind of felt like all by myself i'm not gonna lie i was a little like frustrated because like i needed to pour shots and I had to put stickers and I had to say hello and make sure that everybody got like and get everybody through the line.
And I did not feel like I even got to like chit chat and talk to people because I've been seeing like TikToks and videos and stuff of other people's room crawl and they were having fun. And I didn't get to do that.
Like I literally didn't like I was having other people pour shots for me because I didn't have time like I was just trying to get the line down because it was so long so but it was I mean it was good it was nice to meet lots of people but I just felt like just a little bit coming off the day I was still like probably in a little bit of a fall I was definitely sobered uh but still kind of like in that tired fog in between i hadn't had dinner i literally threw my hair back in a ponytail through put on like a sexy outfit so at least my body looked good but um i just felt i don't so when you you actually came back in the room like towards the last like 10 minutes and i was like help like i felt like i could feel your frustration with me when i came back in the room but it wasn't like no i wasn't like maddie i guess i just didn't know and like in my mind you were out like enjoying the room crawl and like chit chatting and i'm over here like struggling to keep up and not to mention at this point the pain pills like pretty much wore off the day is set.
And then I had gotten in the pool with my toe. And so it had started to look like maybe it was getting infected. So it was just a lot going on. And I just kind of needed my partner in that moment. Yeah. Well, I came back to the rescue to save the day. I think I got back and you were like, you take over this. I was like, please pour these shots. Like, please just help me. I was just a little frazzled. That's all. It can be a lot.
I don't think people realize, but like being in that position where, you know, literally hundreds of people are coming in the room and trying to talk to you and you're trying to like manage all that and not, you know, like it can be a little overwhelming.
Well, and then you're also in pain and still a little, maybe a tad bit tipsy from the day and also hungry and tired like you add all of those emotions in it's just a lot you know and i just didn't i didn't have you to lean on but that's you know we kind of know going into secrets that it's crazy it's kind of like you walk in the door you turn on and you don't stop until the end yeah okay so we finish up the room crawl yeah and then it was like quick look, close the door, you turn on and you don't stop until the end. Yeah. Okay. So we finish up the room crawl. Yeah.
And then it was like, quick look, close the door and lock it. Because the thing about the room crawl and the secrets is if you don't close the door and close the shades, like if we don't do that, like. The people will stay. People will never stop. And we have. Not to say it's a bad thing. It's just we need time to get ready then for the nightclub.
If we didn't have to like get ready early or do or like really be on i would say stay all night i don't care but because we have to like eat i have to like not smile for a few hours because my face was i needed to like not be on for just a little bit so um after we did all of that it just i just needed a little bit yeah so i think what did we eat i don't know We ordered DoorDash. Or Chipotle or something. I think you. You got mad at me about this. What? So. It just, I just needed a little bit. Yeah. So I think, what did we eat? I don't know. We ordered DoorDash. Or Chipotle or something. Yeah.
You got mad at me about this. So we ordered DoorDash. And Lacey, I like Chipotle. Lacey likes Chipotle. But she didn't want it for whatever. No, I'll eat it. But I don't want it three nights in a row. And Dan had it three nights in a row. So Lacey got two DoorDashes. I did. And I had to go down and get both of them. You did. Yeah. But you got, I think, Panera or something. Yeah. And I got Chipotle, which was fun. But the next night, I went down and got them both because we did the same thing the next night, too. You did, yeah. So we got ready.
Me, Daphne, and Katie, who is friends of ours, we all had matching outfits.
They were pink, purple, and blue if you've seen them on social media so um we had kind of we had planned all of that together and that's why Daphne had freaked out about the boots in my toe because she didn't think I'd be able to wear the boots um but we all got ready and I can remember when I put my boot on again I felt like I was going to pass out like it was I was like oh shit it's going to be a long night um but I was able to pretty much wear them I mean I just kind of didn't focus on it and I just kind of went with it but I love my outfits yeah only the most amount of money you've ever it is the most I've ever spent on an outfit it is but I felt the most beautiful that I've ever not saying that you need an expensive outfit.
Normally you would say like you can't put a price on beauty, but like you can't. Like that's – you can do that. Yeah. Yeah. It was expensive. Or you can put a this is too much to pay for beauty. It was a splurge and I knew it. Like I don't normally do that. But when we found – I found those and there was three of them and there was three of us and it was just kind of perfect. You girls did rock it though. Yeah, we did. I will say. I felt beautiful.
The only regret I have is because we were so go, we never really got to, we got some quick pictures but we didn't really get to like take pictures and like, I didn't get my good camera out. No. You know, like we didn't really get to pose you. It was more like snap, snap, a few pictures and go. Yeah. That was probably my only regret. Yeah. From that.
yeah from that i mean i have it we can do it again maybe um so we're actually meeting up with them this weekend maybe we should bring those outfits just to take some pictures yeah so we have some good ones yeah um but it was just i love that outfit and you um wore like a purple version like a male version of it so like i looked like a gay cowboy if we're being honest but we love gay cowboys so they're safe here nothing wrong with that yeah no but you had like purple booty shorts on like a hat and purple suspenders yeah and then your glow shoes so it was cute i liked it um the party was awesome like always dj laugh a spice always kills it um we had a a photographer there to take like club pictures and stuff so we can use for promotion and to kind of let people see what it's like, of course, with super cautious of people's faces and nobody will be shown.
But that was fun to like get pictures and to do all that. I enjoyed it. Yeah, and I don, I don't see this on your, the notes you made here, but there was a, there was a little show Friday night at the club, the wedding. Oh yeah. Yeah. I didn't put it in our notes. Valentino, if you don't know who he is, I've made content with him a couple of times.
He is from the Nashville area and he is, I don't really want to call him a stripper because he's so much more than that he's like a male performer yeah it's not even it's a i can't even remember i'm trying to remember it's like a magic mic yeah exactly sort of and they i think even this is called that i don't know no it's music city gentleman i think is the name of the show yeah so if you have a friend that's getting married and they're going to nashville you need to look him up he's on social media but um he is awesome so we actually as a group contributed and got him there because that was kylie's one of her number one requests was she wanted to get a dance by valentino and so um hats off to life of spice dj and mrs they kind of pulled this off that was their thing to do and it was a big hit it was a huge hit well he's a hit i mean come on so we put a chair and out in the middle of the dance floor and it took a minute to get people i mean that club was packed friday night i mean it's always packed on saturday nights but for a friday night it was i mean it was you couldn't almost couldn't move so to like get enough room to clear people back to get kylie on the you know the center stage there and to get you know some space for valentino to dance was a little bit of challenge but when he started dancing people were freaking out yeah it was pretty good and he did like a 10 minute long dance with kylie i mean that it just kept going and going and at one point he pulled life pulled Life of Spice up and, like, put Life of Spice on top of Kylie and then picked them both up somehow.
I don't know how he did it, but it was hot as hell. And I think there's video of it, I believe. Wings of Glory got video. Yeah. We'll get it eventually and post it. But it was hot as hell. And we were throwing money.
It was hot only thing i will say as much as i love that i feel like it the club never quite bounced back after that yeah it's it's always hard because we've always done some things in the club you know like do a game or a raffle or whatever but it's it seems like when you stop that for everybody from dancing and mingling and then try to start it back again it just it disrupts it a little bit i mean i stay we stayed we had a great time it didn't matter if it was i mean it was still very full it just wasn't as packed as before i think people kind of like went out to the pool and stuff so what happened after that no that was it so then we went back to dancing uh grinding and doing all the things that you do in a dance club i will say there was at some point in time i just like i was i think we were mingling i think me and you were like not in the vip and everybody else was there a couple times the vip was very packed yeah on friday night we just got kind of crazy but uh it was a good night i think i had a lot of fun it was weird because i was kind of trying to i guess you know talk to the the host guy and then you know like i felt so like felt like i was working all night i didn't see i felt like we were very separated and if if that's like one thing i like take away from the secrets is i feel like we obviously came back and connected every night but during the day i feel like so much is required of us that we just get pulled in so many different directions it's hard to like stay right there by each other and i don't know yeah we talked about that i think there's ever since secrets like how like how do we deal with that of kind of being put in two different and i i don't think it's necessarily a bad thing i didn't know it's not a bad thing but it's also not a good thing i don't know it's just different it seems like things yeah so just working on it yeah and okay and then after the club i think it was what midnight one o'clock we're like let's go to the playroom yeah which we don't typically do the playroom at secrets i don't know why i guess the rooms are just great and well i think yeah like you're, because you can have sex anywhere at Secrets.
In the playrooms, you have to, like, go get naked, and you can only go in in a towel or lingerie. And they're, especially on a takeover weekend, they are smaller, and it can be kind of packed. Sometimes it's just too much to try to, it's like, well, let's just go back to one of our rooms and fuck and not deal with the whole playroom, you know, thing.
But there was, I think there were so many that were at least at least that said they were interested in going to the playroom that were like all right let's all go to the playroom yeah we thought we'd give it a try so um how many couples of one two three six couples in our group well and i think there was probably 10 or 12 that were said they were going yeah they were like oh playroom and they're like yeah we'll meet you in there we'll meet you in there but yeah by the time we got um back to the room changed in the lingerie i got naked uh because you can males can only go in a towel and we got back to the playroom and got in there i think there there ended up being six couples there and it was hot i got to play with well we both got to play with boston swing king and queen which has been a while it has been a long time coming it's been since pennsylvania yeah yeah that was hot um it was just a lot of hotness daphne was had a little bit of anxiety walking in because there was a lot of people and so i had to kind of i felt like if anybody didn't know us they probably think i was forcing her to come in there but i wasn't i was like are you okay she's like yes like there's just a lot of people saying we'll just walk over here and sit by dan and obviously she could leave at any moment i just i think your exact words is just come over here and suck dan's dick and you'll forget about all the people like i did but that sounds so bad i was trying not to say that in the nicest way though i mean you like in a best friend way right yeah um and it's funny because even like you know daphne and daddy mike they've been in so many playrooms with us with so many people watching that you would think it would be routine for them but yeah it's even us it's uncomfortable sometimes yeah that many people and it's again we walked in and we do what we always do we took the big bed if you're familiar with the secrets playroom there's a big orgy bed that's in the kind of the middle of the room when you walk in it's like i don't know six or eight beds pushed together and we kind of took over like like half of that so we probably took over like four of the beds uh but then it very quickly became like everybody kind of stopped and to see what we were doing you know like we gathered a crowd around the bed pretty quickly we did and that that was a little intimidating for i think everybody that was there really yeah yeah but like once she sat down and wasn't looking up at all the people she was completely fine and that's what i knew that she would be and i knew like if she didn't at least like walk over she would be mad at herself the next day but of course just so everyone knows she did not have to do anything that would have 100 walked out with her if that's what she wanted you were being a good friend and helping her get over her anxiety yeah i was i was trying anyway and trying to help you too so anyway it was a it was a lot of fun um a lot of squirting i came really hard twice um boston swinging like fingered me from behind i don't know you don't ever do that I don't feel i feel like we're always just in our bed you know i think it felt different does that make sense like it hit a different spot or something it was like a deeper i don't know it was just it was different yeah i that position is good to get like when you're on your knees kind of that half doggy we've done that remember at trapeze that's how the first time we made katie squirt yeah that was the position she was in yeah me and you just don't ever do that we should we i should get you to do that because well you you always just want me to fuck you i do you don't like not to say you don't like me to finger you but usually if i'm fingering you're like just give me your dick like yeah it's just so good babe i can't i mean i'm sorry i just need that dick i mean if you got a hard dick right there i'm gonna i'm gonna slide on it i'm just saying yeah lacy's not big on foreplay i'm not with me usually no i'm not but in that environment you know like it's easier to do all that yeah it is um but it was a great it was a great time uh a good way to end up friday and i will say about this Secrets is we had a lot more.
I think the last Secrets, we didn't play with anybody. Or we played like before the weekend started. We didn't play with anybody during the weekend. Yeah, we didn't. But this weekend we did. I mean, we worked really hard. But we also played really hard. I think we – well, I'm always down to play. It's always Lacey that's like worried about, well, you know, people want to see us. Yeah, and like we barely did the pool and hot tub this time, which is different. I usually always like, no, we have to go out. We have to mingle. We were a little selfish this time and just had fun with our friends.
Well, I think the difference is because we kind of hosted the pool party, like that's our time to get you know like we see everybody then you know i mean like everybody sees us then that's fine and then you know we're in the club everybody sees us in the club but once midnight hits like that's our time we do whatever we want you know i mean like you guys go do what you want and if we want to go fuck our friends we're gonna go fuck our friends and i think that's okay to be like yeah no i just always feel bad yeah okay that was Friday so that was Friday night this is actually the perfect time to take a break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the swing nation podcast then when we get back we'll talk all the naughty things that happened on Saturday we here at the swing nation podcast are proud to partner with promessant listen guys we've all been there you're having a hot night with a hot chick maybe a few hot chicks but you need to kind of delay the time before you pull that trigger that's where promessant comes in they have this awesome product called the delay spray you literally spray it on and it delays the time that you orgasm so you can make sure that your partner is well taken care of and as swingers we're all about making sure our partners are well taken care of and promescent delay spray is the perfect product for that click the link in the show notes below to get yours today anxiety canxiety can cause ED, like the kind you get while watching your partner with someone else.
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All guys welcome back welcome back thank you to our sponsors we appreciate our sponsors we do they they you know when there's events and stuff like this they always show out they do and uh you know we wouldn't be able to do a lot of this stuff without them so we definitely appreciate that we do all right so that brings us we left you with friday and now it's saturday it's wedding day it's the big show yeah uh and you know we kind of we got up early uh and the girls started getting ready so the girls all met in our room i think at 10 a.m and then we went over to brad and kylie's the guys all met there yeah and we got breakfast for both rooms so i just kind of wanted to make it you you know, because it wasn't a traditional wedding, but I wanted Kylie to still have, like, some of those things that you want on your wedding day, and then for the guys, too.
So, we had breakfast, and I think we had mimosas, but I don't know if any of our girls actually even drank it. Y'all came and got our champagne. We got orange juice. You're sure orange juice. Oh. No, you came and got champagne. Maybe both. I don't know. Y'all drank y'alls. We did not really. I think we were just too busy getting ready to really focus on that. Plus, I'm not really a mimosa drinker. Kylie's sober.
Lava Spice doesn't drink much, so we just weren't really in a drinking mood but we got kylie ready she looked beautiful we um we all got you know in our dresses and we were able to make just a few tiktoks before we went out i think maybe like five and the guys didn't y'all make some uh we hung out we um i think somebody had tiktok live on and we were kind of just hanging out on tiktok live talking and joking and i think uh dj life of spice took a couple like like candid like videos and stuff but there wasn't any like tiktoks to sounds or anything like that it was just kind of oh we were much more organized no we were like hey we're here with brad he's about to get married woohoo brad like that was our tiktoks yeah are sure like real tiktoks well you guys are the pros yeah we're this though and so um once we got everybody ready we walked down and we kind of stood in the playroom area waiting for you guys to come down i feel like we were waiting forever on you guys uh i think we lost jeff that's what i remember oh so jeff was walking kylie down the aisle and he had to run and go get something right before the wedding.
And I think the traffic, kind of like what you did when you went to get the cake, I don't think he estimated the, you know, it's like, oh, it's just two miles down the road. I'll run there and get right back. So he was a little late getting back and getting changed and getting down. It's all those people trying to get to Disney early in the morning. Yeah, it must be.
yeah so um the wedding started it was beautiful how'd you feel about it no I thought it was great yeah so the the guys all the nice thing about it is we got to just stand up there we didn't have to do the whole walk down the aisle yeah so the girls walked down the aisle and thenylie went last and um yeah and then um trig uh was the kind of host and uh mc of the you know i don't know what do you call that the master of ceremonies so to speak minister yeah i guess he is an ordained online minister so yeah i guess you could call him that uh but yeah i thought he did a really good job he did i can remember he was visibly shaking yeah but his voice was solid yeah like if you just listen to his voice you're like oh this is a confident dude that's not nervous was it brad that was nervous you could hear one of them shaking kylie was like a pro she cried a little bit well but i mean like as far as like speaking um but it was really cool i mean i didn't know what quite to expect from a wedding at secrets but i thought it ended up being really amazing and beautiful all in itself what do you think no i thought the same thing yeah um it was a nice moment and i think even if you didn't know brad and kylie if you didn't know their whole story but you just happened to be kind of there and listening any wedding you know i mean when people are proclaiming their love for each other and you know getting emotional it's hard not to get emotional yourself and i think i caught myself a few times like kind of getting caught up in the moment and stuff like that and i think i even talked to some people after that were like i don't even really know them but i got emotional and it was really cool because like you look out and like everybody the pool.
Like, everybody's just sitting there laying out in the pool, half naked, no tops on. It was just, like, the ultimate, like, swinger wedding. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So that wrapped up the wedding. It didn't take very long. It was smooth. And like you said, I think it was a good moment. And I think it, you know, the goal going into it was to celebrate all forms of love, right? That love doesn't necessarily have to be this cookie cutter, you know, white picket fence, you know, monogamous marriage, two kids and a dog and all that. That love looks different.
And for non-monogamous people, you know, it can be, love could look like being naked at a swinger resort and confessing your love for each other so i i think we hit for me it hit that oh i agree i agree and after we snuck away and did a few pictures not many but just a few and then um we went and changed and uh we were doing a vow renewal for everybody else there was just another way to celebrate love so i put on like a white bikini and i had a veil and you had a bow tie and shortly after we got out there was time for the vow renewal yeah yeah by the time the wedding finished up we went and took pictures and we got changed it was almost then time to do the vow renewal uh and so i emceed that and uh it's funny because i'd written this big long speech and these big long vows yeah and i was like uh dan this is entirely too long they also didn't really seem like vows like to me vows are like i lacy take you dan in sickness and orgies and good times and when your dick can't get hard you know to me that's what i had in mind well that criticism would have been good before we were all standing i told you that i told you that but he wrote this like a page and a half speech and then the vowels were just like a paragraph it was like i dan love chair i mean like it went on and on and i was like babe i don't know about this so anyway i give and i didn't basically didn't do the speech and just kind of winged that.
And then I start saying the vows. And Lacey's like, too long, too long. She's standing behind me like, too long. People can probably all hear you. No, because everybody around me, because it was like, I, Lacey, promise to cherish and love you and take care of you. And it was like four sentences that we were supposed to memorize and say back. And I'm like, this is too long.
This is too is too long so anyway i just like skipped like half of it and went to the end and then we finished it up i don't know if anybody noticed i don't know if anybody cared but it was a little um yeah that was not your shining moment you did so good on everything else but you should have listened to me what you you uh we can argue about this off of the podcast, but you read it. You're like, yeah, that's good. Well, I thought your speech was good, but I said, but these vowels, these are not vowels. This is I, Lacey, and then a paragraph.
It needs to be like I, Lacey, do-do-do-do, and then like another sentence. That got lost in translation. You've never written your vowels, apparently. No. We didn't write our own vowels when Elvis married us. It worked.
We made it through we got it done that's all that matters yeah but it was yeah and i kind of the only regret i have about the vower knew was i thought people would participate like where they were at like if they were in the pool they would turn to their spouse and say it or wherever they were standing and i felt like that didn't really happen people didn't seem to be is into that is i thought maybe yeah i thought like way more people it was like a dozen of our friends were super into it and nobody else the way the way i envisioned it is because we had like little veils and bow ties that you could buy you know for little or nothing the way.
The way I envisioned it, how cute would that to be? Like, I'm thinking of our SDC profile or SLS to have, like, a picture of you and your spouse at Secrets in your little wedding veils. And be like, we renew our vows at Secrets. I don't know. I felt like that was, like, because we have all these moments in the lifestyle where we meet a new couple and you're telling them about your lifestyle journey. And you can be like, oh, and we renewed our vows at Secrets with 400 of our closest friends. I don't know. I guess I saw something different and nobody else picked up.
Maybe we didn't do a good job at conveying that, though. Maybe that was the issue. Maybe. I don't know. Like, we even had backdrops up. Right. Because we had it in our head. But you've got to relay that to people. You know what I mean? I felt like I did. But maybe we did.
Maybe we lost it in our head but you got to relay that to people you know i mean like i felt like i did but maybe we did maybe we lost it in the messaging maybe some it was still fine but even in our group chat some people are like no we're not sure if we're gonna do it i'm like well why wouldn't you like why wouldn't you just turn to your spouse say you love each other and mean it but i mean like if you're if you're you know sitting in the pool what i would always turn to you and be like i lazy and then repeat dan's long paragraph yeah like i would always do that say all the words that we can't remember because it's too long all right so we got through that and then it was pool party time yeah it was and people were ready to fucking party like i felt like saturday saturday's always turned up but it was it was pretty turned up it was there and around the pool and stuff like that so we played some games we did some ring toss um we did this this wasn't even my suggestion but the the uh the mc zeke is his name he's like i got this idea for a game you blindfold somebody and then they got to find their partner's tits so you'd like sit which i didn't really care for can i tell you why yeah because consent right because of consent right and it was totally funny like at one point one of the guys got up and swapped with one of the women so the guy like touched the guy and it was a man listen it's hilarious and funny and i loved it but because we have such a big platform and because we talk about consent so much there was a little part of me that was like yeah when he explained the game i was worried about that too so i made very sure when we asked for people like if you're gonna play this game it's gonna be above the waist touching you have to be comfortable with that and so like there was a conversation yeah yeah so i mean it is what it is it was pretty well yeah fun.
It went off pretty well. Yeah, and it was cute to watch. I just, we are overly cautious with consent because the last thing we want is anyone to ever feel like anybody was touched or done. So, that's just me being a little cautious. But it was a super cute game. Yeah. And then we did the balloon pop game, which I thought that one was really funny. Yeah, but I was worried about people getting injured. They were slamming into each other. They went hard, yeah. They went hard. So the premise of this game is there's water balloons. Yeah.
And so the way we did this is each couple got 10 water balloons and they had to use sexual positions to pop the water.
So they had to pop the water balloon between their bodies in some kind of sexual position and then every time a balloon popped they have to switch sexual positions and then until the balloon the next balloon popped and what was whoever got 10 the quickest one um and you're right like people the switching positions thing is where people were yeah because they were wet they were sliding the balloons are sliding and like that tile is it like tile it's like whatever the pool deck is made out of it just i was anxious yeah i was like people went hard though i don't think i i think we almost need to get some like yoga mats or something to put down for that yeah or something um but it looked like a lot of fun and then on saturday valentino did a second dance with – Nicole.
Yeah, Nicole. I wasn't sure if we could say her name. Nicole and – What's Tennessee Girl Nicole is her. Oh, Tennessee Girl Nicole. It was her birthday. And so he did a full-on dance with her, which was super hot. Because a lot of people in the club on Friday night couldn't see.
Yeah the problem with the valentino dance in the club is you're all standing at the same level you know like and so the people in the middle you know if you were on the outside you couldn't see through people to the dance yeah we kind of did a little encore with tennessee girl nicole and that was also very um they broke a chair yeah not nicole it was she it was valentino broke the chair. And I think a chair got broke Friday night, too. I heard somebody say we broke two chairs. We didn't break any chair secrets. Don't bill me for that. I don't know how that happened. Or bill us for it.
It's fine. We'll pay our dues. So, yeah, it was super hot. It was a fun day. I got to actually enjoy a little bit more of the pool, some pool time. Again, because my toe, I was worried about my toe, so I tried not to get in the pool. It was bandaged and everything, but, you know, when a bandage gets wet, it's gross and all that stuff. But it was fun. I had a great time. I didn't know. Oh, the motor bunny.
yeah so after the the games and um valentino kind of similar to the day before to end end the pool party we broke out our newly invested um toy that we bought for events a motor bunny yeah we did and so if you don't know what a motor bunny is it's like a sibian yeah which is basically it's a sex toy picture like a horse saddle that has like dildo attachments and toy attachments on it um and and this thing has like an eight horsepower like electric engine in it it's it's pretty serious um and so what the way it works is you you come up and you you sit on it you you squat on it and then there's it's got a controller and you can uh this one you can control the thrusting motion and as well as the vibrating motion now for most of the people we just use the the clit vibrator attachment and just just a vibrator but but ladies if you ever see one of these and they are offering you to ride this thing i highly suggest it it's pretty amazing yeah so we broke that out and said hey would anybody like to try that i was not prepared for for the response that we would get to that didn't you have like 20 women in line i don't know how many it had to be 50 close to 15 or 20 people did you have to cut it off i don't know if we kind of maybe we kind of wrapped it up yeah but i mean it went it had to gone for like an hour of people like taking turns riding this thing which no complaints like please I would I would stay out there for five hours and let people ride it uh but it was you know we've seen people do this you know I think Mark I think Mark has a motor bunny he's done that party Mark uh usually it's like one or two people will volunteer but I've never seen 20 people volunteer yeah but it was it was pretty hot yeah so same kind of thing the girls would get up they i explained to them how to get on it like do you want to control it do you want your partner to control it i think just about everybody had me control it and um it was it was pretty good yeah it's funny you know it learns a lot like some women you just put that thing on like one or two and they are that's enough some women you put that thing on 10 and they they take it you know i mean and it's pretty it's pretty interesting yeah lots of squirting lots of orgasms again how did you get this job yeah this is your job yeah the funny thing so hump day's quickies came up and she she used it i did see her do it yeah and uh when she came up she took her panties off and like i was like oh i'll hold on to those and i put them in my pocket or something like i was gonna keep them like i'll hold on uh and then you know she left and i later went back and gave her back her panties like she was in the command and i gave it back to her and he messaged me uh i think i think it was him her her husband he's like oh uh it's you know it's a shame you gave her panties back she was trying to figure out how she could earn them back or something like that i was like motherfucker like i missed that opportunity i screwed that up i know you did i was like well i wish you had said something because i would have been happy to make her earn them back yeah but i didn't know yeah that's funny but yeah she came up there uh ronda was up there oh was she i missed ronda i did see buffy buffy was up there yeah so a few of the girls that were good close with which i liked when they were up there because i can like you know what if i don't know you like i kind of wanted to touch and like help and talk dirty and say but if i don't know you i don't know what your dynamic is you know i mean so i was kind of the girls i didn't know i was a little more like trying to be professional with it if you can be professional with controlling a motorboating that somebody's riding next to you.
Funny thing is one of the girls got up there and she's like, you know, having a good time. And she's like, can I grab you? And I was like, I'm thinking that she wanted something like to grab my arm and hold on to. And I was like, yeah, go ahead.
She knocks my hat off, grabs my hair and like grabs it like grabs it which i'm not complaining i just wasn't like i didn't know that was what was gonna happen it kind of threw me off and i mean she like like knocked my hat off grabs my hair and like death grips it yeah and you know i guess that's what she needed because i think she shortly then after had an orgasm but i just wasn't mentally like i didn't know that's where know what I mean? You're not used to the one getting, like, the punishment. I was like, whoa. She put you in your place, didn't she?
I, you know, it's interesting because I would like to, you know, a few of the experiences with those 20 girls that came up and rode the mudder, but I was like, I would like to see what else you're capable of, ma'am.
Come find me later ma'am do you need my snapchat information uh but yeah i wish i could have saw that i missed that where where were you all day making out with people in the cabana i did do that a lot like the people that are i mean we're holding microphones to people's faces as they're orgasming and they're screaming over the microphone system and you're just oblivious to that happening at some point secrets it all just kind of becomes background noise you know i mean that's just kind of part i don't know i just i made 20 people come on stage and you had no idea what's happening no i remember buffy getting up there i do and i remember that you were up there for a while but i didn't think let me count these women like i just was like oh dan's living his best five let me go make out let me see what dick i can suck i was in the he was either in the pool or the cabana and then i did try to walk around some like the other cabanas too to like say hello and stuff so i tried really hard but like the problem is that as I was walking around to those cabanas they were passing out tequila and I don't do tequila like that's not a drink of choice so like one or two tequila shots and I'm I'm done and it's also hard to tell people no because they're just trying to be nice and sweet to you and you don't want to be like no I don't no thank you i don't want that you know but like so like one i took like a half a shot you know i so i was just i was trying to be good but also be a good hostess you know like and also not get trashed i probably fell somewhere in there though i didn't all i can remember is i walked up to the cabana at one point in between you know pool games and you're like baby uh so-and-so went down on me and i was like what you're like so-and-so went down on me i was like oh okay was it good you're like yeah i was like okay i gotta go host this next game have fun baby well i was like major and i was also major flirting with uh nicole's husband i won't i won't say his name but um i'm pretty sure we've said it on here before but yeah that's fine but um because i wanna you know that's been this is another like well it's gotta be a good six months at this point now that we've been you've been talking about wanting to fuck this guy yeah yeah i also really enjoy the chase and like the back and forth like as much as i do actually want to do the deed with him very much so this whole like cat and mouse back and forth is so fucking fucking hot yeah that's how you were with j-dub there for like a year yeah i don't know it's that way with cast before that now you want to fuck the vanilla swirl yeah yeah i like a good conquest i do i do that's kind of my thing okay uh okay yeah so we finished up the pool party with you know 20 girls uh squirting and motorbunny.
Again, I appreciate all of the women that came up and did that and trusted me with the controls to make sure to give them a good experience. I hope each and every one of them did. If you come to a future event and you see me with a motorbunny and you want to come up, please do that.
I promise to take good care of you or you can take care of yourself or your partner doesn't have to be me but i volunteer as tribute um yeah so we finished that up and then it was uh time for shots with the bosses so people that don't know um we have a discord server with 30 000 people and we're uh in it and one of the largest probably swinger chat room servers um existence that I know of. And to make that work. Not in, oh, Swinger. Sorry. What? I thought you meant like just Discord channels. No. Swinger. The lifestyle one. Yeah, sorry.
In order to make that work, we have almost 100 volunteers that are in some kind of moderation role or we have what we call ambassadors.
We have the influencers, we have admins i mean there are people that are dedicating probably hours and hours of work each day into keeping that server running and operating and so when we have events especially like a secrets event where a lot of them come we try to take a little bit of time to to get together and just kind of acknowledge them thank them uh we bought them lunch on saturday and then we had this shots with the bosses thing, just a quick, you know, a quick thank you. And I hope they all know that we've really genuinely appreciate them.
It's kind of hard in the, you know, with an event like secrets to put time aside to really get quality time with them. But I hope they all know how much we appreciate them because none of, none of any of this is possible without that team.
And they and they're always there you know even at events to volunteer to help us move stuff and do all the kind of behind the scenes stuff so we had quite a few volunteer for our consent team so this was the first time if you guys were there you noticed people walking around in purple t-shirts that said consent on them and they had walkie talkies um just making sure that you know nothing inappropriate was happening and just kind of reminding people about consent and they've all gone through the training and stuff for that and so we really just want to foster a sex positive environment and that's what those team members are there for and we really appreciate them volunteering their time to to do that because that's important uh okay so then we finished up shots with the bosses and it was time to go get uh and i think no – no, then the influencers all went to the club real quick to make some TikToks.
So, yeah, I went. You weren't there. You were the only husband not there. Sorry. But I went and did it. If you see the TikToks, my hair is crazy. I don't have any makeup on, but – It was like right after the – you hadn't got ready yet. I had not got ready, but they're cute. I mean, and and it's fun. I think that's important to show all sides of myself to everybody. So they were cute. We, you know, maybe 30 minutes. We made a few.
It's important for us to try to like pause and make some TikToks together as a group to show that we all care about each other and that we're all here for the same reasons and stuff. So I'm glad we did that. Even though, I'm going to be honest, I was exhausted and could have used a 30-minute nap in that time. But in hindsight, I'm very glad that we did that and made time for that. Yeah, it was nice. Okay, and then you got back, and it was time to get ready for hippie night. It was. It was our wild and free party, which is a hippie-themed night at the club.
club yeah and i had the cutest boots but i knew after friday night wearing those other boots there was just no way so i scratched the boots and just wore some like wedge platform um flip flops and i had a tie-dye dress and a brown vest and a daisy headband and dan had on uh tie-dyed pants and a wig it was the way you didn't even look like yourself it's funny because at the club later i was walking around and like saying hi to people and people didn't know they're like i could tell like the look in their face was who the fuck is this and why are they talking to me and then like you could see it like click and oh i didn't even like oh it's dan like i didn't even know who you were well like as i was looking around for you because we kept getting separated so much it was hard for me i was like wait hold on that's i'm looking for the hippie hair yeah but it was so funny you did for and you were like so committed to the role you were in total hippie mode on that yeah it's just like the grove when i was in uh in uh that hair what was it the redneck night yeah the redneck night i had a wig on with a mullet and i was just transformed i was committed to that mullet i committed equally to the hippie outfit you did you did um but it was fun the club was awesome saturday night i mean we shut the whole damn place down yeah so we went to the club saturday night and we danced until 2 a.m yeah we did not Like they whole damn place down.
Yeah. So, we went to the club Saturday night and we danced until 2 a.m. Yeah. And we did not stop dancing. Like, they turned the lights on. Yeah. They're like, okay. And I was like, what is happening? Okay, guys. Time to go. Yeah. We do have some friends that are vanilla that come because they just love the sexy atmosphere. Mm-hmm. And they've been coming around for a while now. It's got to be close to a year, right? Probably. Yeah. And everybody is very respectful of their boundaries. Except for Lacey. No, I am. Stop that. I am. But this night, everybody was just feeling frisky.
Or maybe I was. I feel like everybody was. And me and her, when you talk about the Grove podcast, you go back to that one. I made out with her there. In the hot tub. Yeah. And I made out with him. You made out with him? Yeah. I don't know if I knew that. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. And there was just like a lot of touching and grinding. And she touched your penis with a fake hand. I don't know.
Somebody had a fake little mini plastic like almost like a mickey mouse hand like a point finger like like a white scream like the fake scream movies you know like a white mickey mouse hand is what i would call it but like a miniature one and somehow i don't i'm sitting on the stage towards the end of the night yeah and it had like a pointy finger on it and i'm sitting on the stage towards the end of the night and she's you know miss vanilla swirl sitting beside me gorgeous and she starts like rubbing my leg with it and then she starts like rubbing my dick with it and like her husband's like we're i'm me and her sitting beside each other on the stage and then there's a couch like in front of the stage her husband's between her legs sitting on the couch she's like stroking my dick with this plastic little mickey mouse hand and she's like it's okay because i'm not actually touching you that might be the close like that might be all you ever get how do you feel about that i don't know but i wanted to do all the things in that moment but i refrained because i have self-discipline i did not have as much self-discipline i pushed the boundaries a little did you yeah but i mean like in a respectful in a respectful way i didn't do anything that um that they weren't we're all still friends So I think that's a good point.
i pushed the boundaries a little did you yeah but i mean like in a respectful in a respectful way i didn't do anything that um that they weren't we're all still friends so i think yeah they i like i text when it hurt and she's really close to one of our friends in the group like two days later and i was like does she want to cut me it's just like no she loves you i was like okay shoo i was worried i was worried we like the joke is i always tell them i'm like okay when you decide to be swingers you need to fuck like two other people two or three other couples and then come find me and once you work all that shit out and you don't want to kill them yeah and you still want to fuck then come find yeah come find us and then i'm down yeah i don't want to be the first i'm just in case i'm a little scared of her like in a hot like turned on way yeah so anyway we closed down the club and then whoever's remaining we're like we're going to the playroom we're all gonna go have another big orgy it's gonna be great i don't even know how this happened somehow we ended up back in uh katie and ryan's room we did i don't even know how we got there like why we were there and not in our own room i don't know maybe did we even change yeah we i changed earlier so we went to our room we changed into lingerie and stuff and then somehow we ended up in their room and then we were supposed to go back to the playroom or we were supposed to go to the pool or something so somehow it was like let's do a quickie yeah maybe that's correct maybe we're supposed to go to the pool and we were changing to go and we're in their room and we're like we look around we're like well there's katie and ryan and there's john and amy um and then there's vanilla swirl couple yeah i'm pretty good with what who's in this room right now do y'all want to just fuck real quick yeah vanilla swirl they left they dipped out yeah they're like they're like yeah yeah you guys have fun and then like next thing we know we're like Where'd they go?
They just dipped out. Yeah, they left. They dipped out. They did. They're like, yeah, yeah, you guys have fun. And then next thing we know, we're like, where'd they go? They just dipped out. Yeah, they did. So it was just us and Katie and Ryan and John and Amy. Yeah, and we were supposed to have a quickie. I don't know how long it lasted. I do remember. Probably not quick. I do remember at the end, I took Vanilla Squirrel's water out of their refrigerator and ate some pretzels in their room. Sorry about that.
All remember it was it was a hot little play session but well i will say if we have to talk about oh god a moment the moment i was thinking of is lacy's laying down on the bed right with her like ass up to the edge of the bed in like uh missionary position right yeah i'm well like Yeah, but I'm hanging the bed so john is standing up off the side of the bed lacy's missionary with her you know butt to the edge of the bed and john is fucking her i think my legs were in the air maybe i don't know yeah i have amy doggy style which is john's wife amy doggy style but like amy's over the top of lacy right so she's amy's over the top of lacy i'm behind her fucking her doggy style john's missionary lacy on the edge of the bed um and the two of these couples are fucking and i don't even know how it started i don't either but lacy's calling him daddy we just i don't do that i've never heard lacy call anybody but me daddy yeah in real life i was pretty drunk other than daddy mike but that's not in necessarily a sexual way although maybe she might have said it during sex probably but like john and amy have that dynamic where she calls him daddy like until like talk of she'll like come you know like they have even like casual conversation yeah and so i guess i knew that that turned him i don't know i don't know that's a brave like because that could piss somebody off too a hundred percent it's probably just the the alcohol was talking on saturday so anyway but the thing what was hot about it is you could tell amy was into it oh yeah because like john is fucking her and she's and lacy's like fuck me daddy and amy's like yeah daddy fuck her your little girl's pussy or some shit like that and i'm like this is gonna make me come like this is so fucking hot like where was katie and ryan they were right there okay i don't know you've zoned out for a moment and zoned out yeah so that was the moment i remember which this is that's like you can't that's the thing like that's fucking hot you can't do that like lacy's calling another dude daddy as i'm fucking his wife yeah and his wife is whispering in my ear naughty shit in her ear how about how she's a dirty little girl and to take daddy's dick like that like if you want to talk about it you know the things you can't even find on porn that that's one of them right there yeah uh yeah yeah that's the moment i remember i mean i remember fucking katie and that's always hot yeah squirting everywhere and there was just it was a good when you have couples that are i mean we've known all these couples for over a year now and played several times so it's it's nice to have those moments it was so after we got done i will say i think john came out of his shell a little bit this week i feel like he did too he seems he seems to kind of shy away from like group situations you know but he he was a rock star there a few times yeah i enjoyed them they don't get to come to as much as everyone else so i feel like when they do come it's like a special little treat plus i really like fucking him i really like fucking her so yeah win-win you know, you talk about, you hear people say, like, you never find a couple that you're equally attracted to.
Yeah. Or, like, no, I think that's one of those couples. There's a few, quite a few. We are lucky to have someone now. Yeah, we are. But that's definitely one of the ones where it's, like, any day of the week. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, after that, we were, like, okay, so now let's go to the pool. So, we walked down.
I in the pool i don't even remember going to oh yeah okay yeah yeah so after all that we're like okay let's go to the pool now yeah and i think we went down the pool the like the hot tub was too hot the pool was too cold it's like 3 a.m and so we kind of all just hung out at the pool with like our feet in the water for a minute and then we're like uh we're ready for bed yeah let's go to bed so we just okay you know we went back up and um we literally went to sleep and slept the entire day sunday yeah we didn't do shit on sunday we did not we didn't leave till monday thank god uh i think sunday we did get up uh i don't know if we loaded the trailer yeah we got up and loaded the trailer and then that was early in the morning.
And then late that night or that evening we had dinner with like our, um, our business partner, Jeff, and then Mandy who works for us and her husband, Nick, we went and had, um, dinner with them. And, um, but other than, and then we did the hot tub for just a little bit, but other than that, we did not do anything on Sunday. If you don't stay Sunday night, I highly recommend it. That day to just, like, recover was much needed. Yeah. Because I was worthless on Sunday. The thoughts of getting on a plane or in a car and driving home just seems, like, so miserable.
I can't even imagine how people did it. I mean, I know sometimes you have to with kids and stuff.
um we went pretty hard so i needed that extra day yeah if you're gonna come to a secrets and spend the money and you know airfare and all that stuff to come down there i would say you know our takeovers usually go from thursday all the way to monday and if you are able to book that whole thursday to monday you know that thursday is kind of a nice get to know people meet and greet you know you're not full bore friday saturday you're going to be full full on party mode and then sunday's kind of like the give me a little time to recover well before i have to go and sunday the nice thing about sunday is it's you might get a time to like exchange information and like you know i mean like the people that you met over the weekend because you know if you wait to do that you know if you just leave sunday morning it's like you party all night saturday and then you have to get up and go and you might not even see people yeah like so it's kind of hard but yeah definitely if you're able to do the thursday to monday yeah all right so speaking of so i think that wraps up anything else about secrets i don't think so okay so um we just launched tickets for our next secrets event which is in march it's march 21st to 24th i think if you stayed through monday it'd be the 21st to the 25th uh but that's our forever we're calling it our forever young party yeah uh and it's going to be um friday night will be school girl themed it's like school girl jock nerd anything school related whatever take of that you want it to be right and then saturday we're doing homecoming we are which is i feel like that's almost like swinger prom 2.0 it is like swinger prom i feel like homecoming is a little less formal okay but you could you could still go as formal as you wanted nobody would care right and we did that last spring and people were like the the uh the prom night so i think the homecoming dance kind of thing having it kind of be like a it's like forever young it's like throw back to your high school day like go back and relive those moments which is is kind of great because i think people you know it's funny being a swinger you always think of i think most people when i was not in the lifestyle think of their high school days it like their glory days oh i'm totally living my glory days now uh the stuff that we're doing nowadays yeah i look innocent in my high school oh for sure yeah yeah for sure um so i think that's good yeah i'm excited about it it's almost over 75 sold out so if that's something that you're thinking of doing, we do have a payment plan.
Because I think last I heard, there was less than 40 rooms left. Yeah, so there's like about 150 rooms at Seagrids. Last time I looked, I think we're like just under 40 now, like 38, 39 rooms, something like that. And that's actually, I think it's been a day or two since I looked. Oh, wow. So yeah, that party's going to sell out soon. But go over to swingercity.net and book that if you want. We also have a bunch of other events coming up where we're going back to the Red Room. We have the October event, which we're doing the Halloween event at the Red Room in Nashville in October.
We still got tickets for Friday night. Saturday is sold out. We're going to go back to the Red Room in January for a New Year's party. So you'll be seeing tickets for that. So go online pretty quick. And then we're going to Louisville, Kentucky for the brand new Club Tempted. Everybody loves that club. I'm so excited to do that. I have not seen the club in person yet. But the video walkthrough that the club did online, it looks amazing. It's a big club. I think it can hold like 400 or 500 people. It's two-story. It has like a balcony around it. It's got playroom. It's got VIP.
It's got all the things. And it's all brand new and looks real nice. So, yeah, I'm super excited about that. And tickets will go on sale for that here shortly. Okay. So, definitely get on Swingersidey.net. We're going to have events monthly for 2024. And as they get launched, they're going to sell. So don't get your Diamond membership so you get first access to all that. But I'm super excited for 2024. Cool. Okay. Anything else about Secrets? That's it. All right. Huge shout out to our staff, to the Secrets staff, to everybody at Secrets.
Everybody that came out, you know, we realize there's lots of options out there for swinger events and swinger takeovers and lifestyle parties and stuff like that. And so that, you know, people coming out to our events and spending their hard-earned money to come and party with us, we appreciate that. We try to give you the most bang for your buck. And I think if you came to Secrets, you definitely, there was lots of, lots of banging and lots of bucking, so to speak. See what you did there. See what I did there? Yeah. So hopefully, hopefully you enjoyed it.
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