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Hey there, pineapple people, and welcome to the Swing podcast we are your hosts northern guy and southern girl on today's podcast we're going to talk a little bit about our one year podcast anniversary at secrets hideaway resort we are it was crazy it's i feel like it's been a crazy couple of months it has as i've been going tiktok live people have asked like how is secrets and like i think the only thing i can say was it was crazy like it's been really really hard i don't think i've really stopped to process everything until we actually we wrote notes down yesterday we were driving in the car for quite a few hours so we made notes as we were driving well i mean leading up to secrets was crazy so yeah really like recap starting june like what all we've done so june we went to splash in june and then we were home for like a week and a half yeah and then we left and went to your daughter's graduation which is like 15 hours from my house we were at her graduation and then we spent like kind of like a half a week maybe with your parent your parents were there so we spent some time with them and then we got on a plane we flew to Miami we went to the Bahamas we flew back to Miami our plane was delayed like two days and then we got on the plane came back home well we came back to where your kids live 15 hours away then we drove right home we were a day late um so we drove all the way home like in one day you probably should split it in two days and then um we literally had one night and then we left to go to naughty in new in New Orleans.
Right. And then we came back from Naughty in New Orleans. We ended up staying a day extra at Naughty in New Orleans because it was just so much. And then we got home on Monday. I had surgery on Tuesday. Yeah. And then we did some other.
So then we went to Lifestyle Connections Hotel Takeover in Augustust yeah and um then we had secrets right literally we came home from we left for secrets on a tuesday we came home sunday and then less than two weeks we have dallas so literally we have not we haven't stopped yeah like people um kept asking just like how how was it how was i'm like i don't i don't know i haven't had time to like really stop and i haven't processed it yet it's a lot and we like we said we're going into dallas we were supposed to go to splash which we had to cancel we hate but we did have to cancel your work it just wouldn't work out yeah no and like you're saying you know we feel bad for bobby and uh and robert and the splash team that we're not gonna make it down there but I don't like that's a lot it's a lot it's a lot in three months to go across the country crisscrossed like four times down around yeah it's insane into the bahamas and back and yeah yeah um it's it's been a crazy it's been a crazy year we're in the process of working on 2023 and it's not going to slow down then either if not it's just's just going to get bigger and crazier.
Yeah. Yeah. We're full steam ahead into 2023. Yeah. I'm finishing up my job here in the next couple of months. And then we're going, you know, this is our part-time job. So all those things you just listed, we're doing that in our spare time. Well, you are. I'm not. This is my job.
But yes, yes you're right so i just think it's going to be 2023 is going to be a crazy year right but let's get back to secrets right this episode well i think it's important though that all of that going up on leading into secrets was quite a lot it was but we still managed to pull this event off um and i thing rather well you Yeah. Yeah. But we're going to get into it. We are. So we actually left Monday of that week. The event was Friday and Saturday. But we wanted to get down there on Tuesday just to have some extra time, which was really – All right. Let's tell the truth.
We wanted to get down there Tuesday. Okay. So I talked, you originally wanted to go Thursday. I talked you into going Wednesday. Right. So normally, normally when we go to event, we've determined over, you know, some experience from doing this now that it's nice to get down there a day early. Yeah.
Unpack, get our room set up and be able to kind of like, ah, chaos starts right so you decided that okay let's go a day early to the day early so that we can meet up with charlotte and or uh yeah there's a couple of us that wanted to go to universal i said something about disney so i knew we i wanted a pool day and then i also wanted like a day at the parks as a group so this this trip just kept backing up it was hey we'll go down a day early then oh we'll go down two days early and then it's oh let's go down three days early and then it ended up we we left monday we left monday yeah it's almost a whole week early because people comment on stuff like lacy got her way i'm like i always get my way you'd manage yeah.
I let you. I mean. You do let me. You don't always get your way. You put, you don't, I mean, like I told you, I'm like, it's a rough life. You get to leave a day early to go on vacation to fuck other people. Like, you've got a hard life here, babe. You know, I complain a lot. I don't know how I do this. I'm still trying to figure it out.
So we left monday we drove because we did have to drive because we did have we actually had two car loads worth of stuff right um i need a bigger truck yes we've determined that so we left monday we drove about halfway and then slept and then slept in a little and then drove the rest away so we got there about check-in on Tuesday, would you say? Yeah. So probably about three. Three-ish, yes. It was good. We were able to check in with the front desk and just kind of make sure that things were on track for the week. Mm-hmm. Would you say? Yes.
I think maybe I should have dug into that deeper, but yes.
Yeah, but we thought things were on track and then we um we actually recorded the last week's podcast with james jr that night as well so if you heard that podcast that's when we did that and we knew we wanted to interview someone for the podcast but we didn't know who we were going to get to do because he was supposed to be out of town so last minute he was like i could do it so we just kind of dropped everything yeah there's a few different names thrown out from different you know staff positions there and secrets of people but we knew we wanted to get somebody on the on the podcast because secrets i mean they to be fair if you listen to last week's episode they have a lot going on i mean yeah and that's there's a big expansion going on down there so there's a lot of information that's uh you know it's nice to put out and i know there's a lot of people interested in what's going on at Secret.
Oh, for sure. You know, it's a big lifestyle resort in the U.S. So it was good to get somebody on. I like that we got James Jr. to come on the, or I guess the third, I guess, technically. Yeah, he's the third, yeah. To come on the episode. I learned a lot about him, things I didn't know. I didn't realize he was so young, first of all.
I didn't realize, you kind of the whole story behind secrets you know them purchasing the resort and and then moving in there and living there that was really interesting i had no idea i thought it was still still cracking up over his dad being 44 there's people so many people have messaged you this week and been like lacy when you started laughing because because his dad's age age is hilarious. I was, like, trying to flirt with him a little. And then he's like, my dad's 44. And I'm like, wah. 21, that's young for you. It is young, but, you know. You do what you got to do.
A girl only lives once. But, yeah, I had a fun time sitting down with her. Yeah. So, we did that. And then, of course, what did we order for dinner? Chipotle chipotle of course we did it's funny because it had my order from last time we were at secrets saved in there so i just like hit the button we ended up eating it like three times because i didn't have to put anything in it was right because we're always in a hurry and you just like pull your phone yeah and hit reorder so yeah we had a chipotle and then on tuesday Night at Secrets.
I didn't realize that, but they had a drag show, and it was so much fun. Well, we knew that, because actually, Frederick and Barbie had told us about Pride Night. Well, I guess I didn't think about it. In January, yeah. I didn't realize they did the whole drag show, which I don't know if they did that last year. I don't know at what point. I don't know. I think she said it was their second year there, right? Maybe. I don't know. I don't remember.
That't know i don't remember that since so long ago babe um but it was fun no no i mean the drag queens during the show said they're celebrating like two years at secrets maybe yeah so i think they've been coming for a while yeah but it was fun we had a good time and it was pretty low-key because it was just us and daphne and mike there so that was pretty fun yeah because it was just it was low-key i guess we kind of needed low-key right yeah i think we failed to mention while we were podcasting with with james daphne and mike showed up yeah so once we finished that where they were there we were able to greet them we had to help them set up their room daphne had a slight um led light emergency she was really um serious about getting that light up yeah and in like the perfect spot she wanted it but in her defense she had the perfect room for the led it was nice it was like right in the middle of everything and everybody in the whole resort could pretty much see her room and it was like hot pink and so she wanted it to be perfect and he didn't really have the stuff so they didn't stop until that light was perfect that night like i think they left and went to the store while we were podcasting it was funny no well was it after i don't i think it was the next day or something no they got it fixed that night we had a temporary fix but yeah i think they went and got like the good stuff the next maybe that night i don't know yeah i don't know it was funny to me yeah so if anybody knows we you know a lot of the tiktok influencers now have the led like light up signs that have their username from tiktok on it and and daphne got hers uh and that was their first event i think with it yeah and so like mike's there trying to unpack the room and like all she cares about was getting that sign in the perfect spot we love you daphne and mine it's great yeah it's good yeah so we did we went to the drag show she got her light um and then we kind of ended the night in the hot tub well you didn't want to talk about the drag show oh yeah what do you want to talk well that's our first drag show experience i think that was yeah i've never been to one but we tried a few times and then something um something came up we tried to go to one in nashville, I didn't know drag shows.
It seems that drag shows are very popular. So we've got, tried to go a few times and it's like they were sold out or we couldn't get in or, you know, we usually were hung over. So we get there late. Yeah. It was a lot of fun. There was like maybe five or six drag queens. Is that the correct term? Drag queens? I think so. Yeah. And they were beautiful. Yeah.
So I didn't realize like a drag shows, you know, if you've never to one it's essentially like a lip-syncing contest like pretty much lip-syncing show thinking lip-syncing yeah yeah it was good time it was a lot of fun i had a good time it's almost like a big long tiktok yeah correct i thought some were better than others and then the drag queens like walk around and get tips which i I wasn't prepared for that. We didn't bring money. No, no. We didn't have any cash on us. So if you ever go to a drag show, and if you're curious, if you've never been to a drag show, go because they're fun. Yeah.
But you're going to see this lip syncing show. Yeah. Well, and then we had purchased drinks, and our cards were on file. There was an ATM, but we couldn't. Right.
Like like our cards were on file at the bar anyway it was it was a lot of fun though i had a good time i want to go to like a real right not saying that that wasn't a real show so i've seen some other like i've seen them on tiktok and other places and it seems like that's the general idea is these women or you know drag queens walk around limb syncing and collect tips from the crowd yeah and do just funny things while they're doing that there was also a group there that was giving hiv and hepatitis um test test in the lobby of secrets completely free so that kind of seemed like some sort of outreach program i don't know if that's the correct term for it which i thought was super cool yeah i don't remember the name of that i don't either i didn't catch it but i mean i love that because we're all about helping and stuff like that so i thought that was super cool right no that is it is it's good that you know secrets is bringing organizations like that in to do things like that and yeah and you know it's all about making a safe environment for people right uh right and then after.
Right. And then after the drag show, we didn't bring – I think Mike had a little bit of money. So, we did a few tips. We had a few – the drag queens came over. We gave them a couple of tips. But we were underprepared. I'll be more prepared for our next drag show. But we were able to go to the hot tub after that. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. I love the hot tub secrets at night. That's a good way to end our evenings. Yeah. So we went with Mike and Daphne and we went to the hot tub and got a few drinks and just kind of hung out until bedtime. We didn't do any kind of playing or anything.
It was a long day. I think we were all just kind of exhausted.
i mean by the time we got there got unpacked podcasted drag show hot tub bed yeah we talked about doing a tiktok because we knew going into secrets we wanted to do an only fans live uh with daphne and mike just because we're comfortable with them they're they're content creators we're content creators and we were thinking initially we're going to do it that tuesday night i think we're all sitting in the hot tub looking at each other in retrospect we should have done it tuesday night true i wasn't i wasn't gonna i wasn't gonna spill the tea on that but uh yeah we talked about doing it tuesday night and we discussed doing it but uh we were like no we're all done by that by the time we got to the point where we're in the hot tub and like well should we do this should we not do this i think universally we were like, no, we're all done.
By the time we got to the point where we're in the hot tub, I'm like, well, should we do this? Should we not do this? I think universally we were like, no, I think we all just want to go to bed. Yeah. I think Mike and Daphne actually went to bed before we did. I think they went up and we stayed a little longer. But it was, you know, I was super grateful for these first few days. As you hear our story progress through the weekend, you'll see how crazy the week gets and how I was super grateful for these calm days because the weekend is insane. Yeah. All right.
So, that brings us from Tuesday into Wednesday. Yep. And this is, again, you know, Lacey's always complaining that we're so busy, but she also is the party planner that makes all the plans for us, right? This is a true statement. Yes. And so, Wednesday, this was your... So, we wanted to do some sort of park. And originally, everybody was supposed to go. It was going to be like a swing talk, swinger society thing. And in my mind, we were going to have the flag. And we were going to ride rides. And it ended up being me, you, Daphne, and Mike.
Well, everybody was it seemed it was very hard to get everybody on the same yeah it's just like anytime you have a big group of people it's hard to get everyone to decide on a day and what was going on and stuff so i get it but us four decided to go to universal we would have rather went to disney but they were sold out for that day so i guess now with like covid guidelines or whatever disney only allows so many people in so we ended up going to universal right so disney pro tip if you're going to go to disney on a on a last minute whim make sure you check the calendar because which i was excited i had never been to universal so i was excited about going yeah no universal uh same i actually never have been there, so this was my first experience.
I didn't really, I guess, I thought it was like Hollywood and movies, but I didn't really realize, I thought it was still going to be roller coasters and normal theme park rides. There was a few roller coasters, but not many. Right. So, we got there, not super early, but. Probably about 9.30. 9.30, right.
With Daphne and Mike, and we we we spent the whole day yeah i think we stayed till like 6 or 6 30 um i had i had to go to sam's club a little behind the scenes i had to order our cake our cake for our one year anniversary for the podcast so we i knew we had to get back and then of course because we didn't do the only fans live the night before we had to do it this night but i think we got a full day in we rode almost everything yeah so if you've never been the universal the interesting i guess the part that was different for me they did have that one big roller coaster i don't remember what it was called i don't remember like blast off or take off i don't know some kind of thing like that it was like red it was like the first place we went to like okay let's knock this out let's get in line for this and ride the roller coaster first because we thought that'd be like the longest line yeah so we did that um and then we started kind of just wandering around and and the thing about universal is they're all like indoor yeah and most of them are like some type of 3d ride where like you're in this seat or this, you know, this thing that moves.
And then there's screens that are kind of the ride itself, which at first I was really into it. But towards the end of the day, I was starting to get like sick to my stomach. Like, I think I don't know if it's just, you know, all that moving around and the 3Dness of it or whatever.
But by the time we got to that Simpsons ride, I was like i was like i'm gonna bomb it if we do too many more and i don't normally get like motion signals but i was just yeah i was with you when we rode that i think it's called crusty land or yeah the simpsons ride yeah it's a simpsons one i was i was kind of done and every you know just like any any theme park it took so much time for everything. We had to rent a locker at every place to put our book bag. And food took like an hour. And it was expensive. And I don't know.
The only thing we did not ride that I was really sad about was Harry Potter. Right.
Now, I will say the Harry Potter area of the park is probably my favorite it was super cool the lot the line for harry potter was like two hours and honestly my son is a huge harry potter fan and so i kind of wanted to save it to ride with him but when we first walked in we're not huge harry potter harry potter fans but my son is but we didn't really understand that the wands like make things do we were like why are all these people well first of all that that part of the park is like hidden like you have to like go through there's no signs to get to the we were like why are these people walking is that i think it's on purpose like i think it's they want it to seem like it's another world kind of is that what it seems like maybe yeah yeah maybe so we we had it took us a while to like find out where to go to get to that people walking in there and then we walked in so finally we get in there and it opens up and it's it's i mean you are in wizard world right yeah it was i mean it was actually really i mean they expect they spent some money on that it was i mean it was very nice if you have a kid that's a harry potter fan you need them.
Right, they're going to feel like they're in Dumbledore Land or whatever it's called. Is that what it's called? I don't know what it's called. I don't think that's correct, but yeah. But it was fine. It was really cool. No, but to your point, so we find this cave thing that you go through to get to Harry Potter Land. And then when we walk through, there's all these people wearing wizard cloaks and with wands.
they're wandering around and they're waving their Hogwarts thank you TikTok and they're waving their wands at things yeah and I'm thinking in my head these people are crazy like well it just didn't make sense like they were like standing in line to wave their wands at this like a fountain thing like they're all waiting in line to wave their wand at this fountain and I'm like are they blessing their wand like do they think if they do that it's gonna get like magical powers or something like i don't understand things right and then as we hung out in hogwart wizard land um there was more and more what came apparent there's these little things on the ground and then there's all this stuff around that part of the park.
Whereas you wave your hand a certain way, apparently you have to have the special one, your wand activates. Well, and then there's like this thing. There's this big dragon that like hangs off the like roof of this building. And everybody was kind of like gathered around, but I didn't really think nothing of it.
And me and Daphne go walking underneath it and as we do the dragon shoots fire out of its mouth and i could feel the warmth and everybody like all these people are gathered around to take videos and here's me and daphne right in the middle of it with our swinger podcast shirts on yeah there's a hundred people taking pictures we have no idea why we're you know why oblivious why are these idiots standing around just cut through the middle yeah so that was quite interesting yeah but wizard land was cool it's called hogwarts land yeah hogwarts not land just hogwarts yeah yeah it was cool but we didn't have no food in there were hungry.
We kept going from the store to the store trying to find food. And the thing is, they have all these fake food stores, right? It's like you see a sign and it's like Dragon Tails or something. We're like, oh, maybe that's hot dogs or something. We're thinking they're calling it something. In their fake buildings. Right. And you get to the building, it's a bunch of fake food. Yeah. Like plastic food.
We found one place that had like ice cream and stuff, but the line was so long at that point we were so hungry we would have just ate the ice cream but we ended up leaving like all right we got to get out of wizard land and go find hogwarts we got to get out of hogwarts land and go find not land just hogwarts so many people on t-talk that are sorry probably so mad at me oh they are so mad at you so we ended up leaving universal wait i think before we know okay no go ahead we'll finish universal and then we'll take a break okay so um we left universal and you want to get a tattoo listen this is this is how lacy rolls like this is a true statement so as we're walking out of the park hold on tom let's give a little backstory it is our one year podcast anniversary and i have been wanting to get our pod our logo if you know you know our pineapple that we have we have it for our podcast we have it for swinger society the colors differ a little bit but it's pretty distinct i've been wanting to get that tattooed as a memory even if we end the podcast in five years or two years it's still like two weeks today it's the last one um i wanted to like have it to remember this time of our lives so i've been trying to get dan to go with me to get this tattoo for weeks yeah but it's always like we go to walmart and then you're like oh let's go get tattoos because the place i want to go they're not accepting appointments so you can only go on saturdays is walking so we're like out running errands and i'm like hey let's swing by the tattoo place so go ahead with your story all right we're walking we're exhausted yes we've gone on all the rides yes we sat in all the lines we're crying kids hair and ponytail we've eaten um what did we eat um hamburgers and i don't know whatever wizard food um and then we're walking out of the park and there's for whatever reason so as you exit universal has a tattoo place who would have known to exit universal there's almost like a little mini disney springs like shopping complex area yeah and they have a place.
And it was really cool. And I think, unfortunately, I think I was the one that was like, oh, you could get your pineapple tattoos. I was like, hell yeah. Just like joking. And Lacey, of course, was like, yes. And even though. And then Daphne's like, yes, let's do it right now. So we go in. And they could have got us in in like two hours. But we knew we had to go to Sam's.
had to do our our live we had to do all the things right so we had to go but i was really bummed because that would have been really cool to say you got a tattoo at universal on your anniversary of your podcast yeah yes that would have been super cool i don't know why you didn't do it i was all about it you were not all about you were like nope wrap it up we're going. I was so mad. Well, at least you got some yogurt. I didn't eat yogurt. We left there and went to the yogurt shop, and I didn't want any. They all had some. She was still pouting about not getting a tattoo.
No, it really wasn't that. I was kind of over the day. I was so hot. I was gross. I was just ready to get back. Right. So that ends our universal yeah trip and i think now we need to take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the swing nation podcast but when we get back we're going to talk a little bit about our only fans live with with daphne and daddy mike and then we're going to talk about uh jersey couple because jersey couple came in the next day. Almost a year later. And you don't want to miss that. Yeah. Anxiety can cause ED.
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I knew as soon as I said two hours, I was like, we can't. There's just no way. So I was like, okay, whatever. All right. So Lacey's pouting. Maybe a little. Maybe a little. We're leaving Universal on our way back to Secrets. Did we go to Sam's Club? Or me and Daphne went by ourselves. You and Daphne went by yourselves. Yeah. Yeah.
So we get back and immediately I get in the me and daphne went by ourselves you and daphne went by ourselves yeah yeah so we get back and immediately i get in the car because i think i have like one hour until sam's clothes daphne came with me and so literally we like we have like 15 minutes by the time i don't remember what am i doing at this point you are editing the podcast because we had forgot to do that so um we went we ordered the cake we stopped and got us dinner i think we got firehouse sub on the way back eating when you're on these kind of trips are important because with the alcohol and stuff if you do not stay like carved up a little you'll get for at least for me i will get completely wasted yeah it is hard to find the time to stop and eat especially when you're drinking i think you don't even like really think about doing it but it's almost you did a very good job of like ordering us food and making sure we did yeah because otherwise i don't think daddy mike fed us every morning because he's like a coffee drinker and he likes certain coffee thank you daddy mike that was very important it was it was he did rub your biscuit on his ball sack though did he i think so it tasted fine to me so i didn't see any hair or nothing so i mean i'm not really even mad about it yeah so i mean our ball sacks have been in close proximity to my mouth plenty of times you know i mean like it's all good like i'm not i'm not even mad about it but he would like just knock on our door and like here's your breakfast he basically woke us up with breakfast in bed every single day he did he did he was we appreciate him so much um so we did that and then like literally as soon as i got back i had to get straight in the shower and when i say i was exhausted like my feet hurt ever like because we had walked for like i don't know eight hours nine hours yeah that day i was dying but i got in the shower i actually i didn't even wash my hair because i didn't even have time because we had scheduled the times of everything we had put it out on yeah on on social media that we're gonna go live at this time yeah so i didn't even have time to wash my hair i just hopped in the shower washed my body put makeup on dry shampooed my hair fluffed it up a bit and it was a go it was a go about this time meg who works for us and micah her husband um had arrived and so they came in and hung out during our tiktok live which was fun that was fun and then um so we did like in tiktok live for about an hour and then we switched over um to our spicy our only fans and it was hot it was hot yeah yeah it was super hot um the nice thing i don't think you could do like we couldn't have done universal internet only fans live with too many couples because it's just a lot yeah but with daphne and daddy mike like we're so comfortable with them like we get it like we can all kind of like yeah at one point me and mike were just like watching you and daphne like sitting back i feel like that's every time we have a play session with it is it is that is our thing that's what me and mike do but it was hot it was super hot we got some like really cool pictures and stuff from that i mean we probably could have done a better job had we not have went to universal all day but it was it was a good time i remember having lots of lots of fun yes it was a good time we wore purple it was cute yeah and then after that we ended up back in the hot tub right so after that we're done at this point we're done we've we've universal all day we've tick-tocked we've podcast edited we've worked we've and it's it's probably midnight yeah at this point yeah so we're like all right let's go down to the hot tub like mike and meg were there we wanted to hang out so we definitely went to the hot tub well i think other people were anybody else people were starting to show up i know kylie had shown up that day i think jesse and peanut maybe so there was some people that were there also yeah there were some people that were slowly coming in right some people that we didn't know that were just you know followers and and fans had already were i had gotten there so when we went to the hot tub there was a pretty good group there that night yeah there was it was a good time i don't think we stayed down there super long i mean i i say that it probably wasn't it was probably like three o'clock by the time we went to bed that's pretty calm that's pretty normal we sleeped stay up to like three and sleep till like 10 yes ish unless you're daddy mike then you get up and go get a coffee at like 9 a.m and takes care of us apparently micah did that too got up early and got coffee for that side of the resort it's good to have those people it is am not that person.
We are not those people. But thank goodness for that. Yep. So Thursday. Thursday was a fun day. So Thursday had been a day in the making for over a year. Well, it probably. So if you've been around for any time, you've heard us talk about Jersey Couple.
They made their debut on the podcast hito episode one probably um we met them at hito organically in the pool we super hit it off with them we had never full swapped we had soft swapped but it had never happened all the way right and we were super into them they were super into us they actually came to secrets in january but their flights ended up getting changed because of winter weather because of obviously where they live and we were so busy that just it just didn't it didn't happen so they were supposed to come hang out with us in may and that didn't work so when they decided that they were coming to secrets we were like okay you tell us what night and we will make zero plans right and so they were coming in about lunchtime on thursday so we had planned that thursday night we were not doing any work that it we were going on a date with jersey couple right we don't do that we don't we don't date couples very often like like one-on-, like let's go out to dinner together.
We haven't done that in probably over a year. But it was really important for us to spend time with them. And the weekend was going to be so crazy and we knew it. So we woke up Thursday and we probably got out to the pool about 11 or 12, would you say? Yeah.
I think their flights came so about the time we were getting to the pool they were arriving so that gave them time to get checked in get some essentials and then they actually ended up coming to the pool for a little bit of time anyway right and something worth mentioning is lacy's probably already two or three drinks in at this point in time well i think thursday the problem was is i had not ate much that day and i started drinking before i had really eaten anything and so because it the one thing about secrets is if you order like lunch or anything like at the bar it does take like a good 45 minutes it's not super quick which is fine but if you start drinking you can get a lot of drinks in in 45 minutes you know so yeah i was pretty tipsy on thursday uh and more people have started to show up yeah you know life of spice and several of the other influencers and people from swinger society were there at this point so we're always having like a a mini pool party pre-party yeah um here on thursday yeah like my goal was to really like enjoy the pool because we didn't get to do that wednesday like thursday i wanted to get sun and hang out and relax and it was it was much needed it was fun right so we had reservations at six but i was just having too much fun to leave so so they jersey couple gets to the pool lacy's living her best life.
And then there was a quick discussion because I think at this time it's four or five o'clock. And it's like, well, or four o'clock probably. It's like, well, if you're going to go shower, do your hair, get ready, and then go to Disney Springs. I was like, no. Lacey's like, no, we'll just go later. We'll figure it out. We'll just figure it out. And we had had those reservations for like a month. Yeah. So we didn't go to our initial reservations. Yeah. I think they made new reservations or something at some point. They did. We ended up going. So we got ready. We ended up going.
We kind of had to drag you out of the pool a little bit. You did. Yeah. And I was pretty shit-faced because I had to wash my hair because it was completely wet from the pool. And I can remember being in the shower and I was shit was shit faced and I was like, how am I going to rally and get, but I did. Yeah.
I think I stood in the kitchen and like ate some stuff and drank, you know, had a spry and like, I can remember being like, Lacey, if this is going to happen tonight, like you need to, we need to stop and go like, go to dinner or else this is just going to go downhill from here yeah so we did we got dressed up we had like some pretty dresses on and they had expressed that they wanted to make tiktoks with us so um of course we're like wait a second do you know what you're getting yourself into people may see this some videos get a lot of views some videos don't get any but there's a chance and they were like they were sending us ideas like mr jersey was like he was like the director he had a good pineapple one of the door that was a good yeah he had like all these plans um so we made our tiktoks we took a few pictures and stuff then we headed out yes so we did nancy springs right i think by the time we got there you were starting to sober up no i was i was pretty good by the time we were making or two dogs.
Right.
Like, like, you know, pitchers and stuff then we headed out yes so we went to jesse springs right i think by the time we got there you were starting to sober up no i was i was pretty good by the time we were making our gym talks like my shower yeah my shower and everything i was good i was good so um we went to wolfgang puck which ended up being really good i loved i had like homemade pasta i don't think i'd ever been there before had you i i think i went to one in vegas like year like when i was like 21 but it's been a long time but i remember what i get a steak no you got some kind of chicken oh the chicken the roasted chicken yeah that was pretty good yeah i got shrimp alfredo because the the shrimp was fresh caught and then the um noodles were homemade so i was all about that and of the carbs, they help.
And we didn't drink at dinner. Neither one of us did. No, they did. I don't think we did. I think we were drinking water. I knew I needed to hydrate a little bit. And then the plan was to really walk around Dizzy Springs because if you've never been there, it's really fun.
It's a great place to get souvenirs for kids and just hang out and um it started pouring down writing right as soon as we got finishing up dinner it started um the the typical friday or not friday but the evening oh it ran hard and i had washed and dried my hair like you don't realize that's like hard i mean and i had like i had like a silky dress and it was like to the floor so i was having to hold it Thank you.
you don't realize that's like horror i mean and i had like i had like a silky dress and it was like to the floor so i was having to hold it so i didn't drag it was it was a mess right so we had to run um out of disney um springs back to the car yeah um and then we once got back to the car we headed straight back to the secrets right we didn't stop anywhere and go anywhere else we didn't stop anywhere so we went straight back uh and then we basically we headed straight back to the secrets, right? We didn't stop anywhere and go anywhere else. We didn't stop anywhere, so we went straight back.
And then we basically went straight back to our room. Yeah, and we did the deed. You're so cute the way you say that. Yeah, so like you said, we had never full swapped with them. Yeah. And they had, for the record, never full swapped with anybody. Which is kind of funny because lots of people in our group had reached out to them. A lot of people were interested in them. Swinger Society, we know what you're doing there, guys. We've heard that several of you were trying to slide in their DMs and make plans. Yeah. And they were like, we have to play with Dan and Lacey first. We have to.
It funny because he was like telling me about people that had um messaged them and stuff and he he said you are he said like them privately they're like we have we we can't do this right until dan and lacy um which is like really funny um it is but in and sweet at the same time so it was kind of funny because there was like a little not like an awkward moment but like i'm not really good at like making the moves you know and like with us being a more seasoned couple we would probably be the ones that kind of take the reins not them but like of course i'm like oh my god what do we do how do we transit but you of course was like so y'all want to play what do you want to do yeah i think we got back to the room and, like, I don't know, made a drink or something.
Whatever we did, I don't remember exactly. We were chit-chatting a little bit. And then we took a shot. Yeah, yeah. We were chatted a little bit. And, you know, it kind of was getting to the point where it's like, all right, if we're going to do something. I'm very grateful. And I was like, so, do you guys, you guys interested in playing tonight? Because we all knew. We knew. I mean, everybody knew that was the plan. Yeah, we knew. And they were like, yes.
yes and it was great i know we don't go into like a ton of detail here on this podcast because we try to keep it more educational and more like reviews and stuff but it was a good time we started with each other yeah we did start with each other to kind of make them feel comfortable point i was like are you guys comfortable i think we started with like oral and stuff like that yeah it's like you guys comfortable uh swapping and they were like yes for somebody who had never swapped before he did damn good yeah i even like told him like mid swap like i mean let's just be honest a lot of guys struggle with performance anxiety yeah getting hard staying hard wearing condoms like if you've been in a monogamous relationship for any amount of time you probably don't wear condoms and he just just knocked it out of the park you were very happy i was very happy i think i can remember you saying something like oh i needed it like i'm glad yeah no i told him thank you like i said thank you well and i don't mean this negatively towards anybody that we swing with but i think i don't know i think i struggle with me a little i don't or maybe it's not me maybe i'm just being self-conscious i don't know i just feel like well i think you're you're probably an intimidating person you know i mean which is crazy because i don't feel intimidated like but you always hard.
And you're always fucking the shit out of the wives. And I'm over there, like, hoping and trying. Yeah. You know? And I mean that, like, the nicest way. Right. I don't think it's negative towards anyone. Well, and you've had plenty of sex with plenty of people. It's not like it. Oh, I've had tons of sex with lots of people. Right, right. Like, I don't mean that. I just feel like. You whore.
No, it just, like, you're over there just, like, going no it just like you're over there just like going to town and i'm over here like well you know some of us you know it's what we do i don't know you know i know but they did it was wonderful it was a good time it was a very good experience like part of me like i love that it wasn't recorded for only fans because you know like that's true swinging and i love that but then there's also a part of me that really like wishes it was go back and watch yeah so we could go back it was hot i think we all said have said that since yeah i wish i had that on tape like yeah for sure yeah um it was a very good experience especially for a first-time couple they killed it like that's what i mean like he you know like he did a really good job sorry thank you jersey is he on there no i'm just i know he's gonna listen i just want him to know i said thank you yeah but we had a great time with him honestly and i wish we would have had more time with them throughout the weekend because i think we left that night like we are doing this again yeah at some point this weekend this is gonna happen ended up being the last time we played yeah for the record so spoiler alert um this is the last time that we played at secrets yeah it was and i was super grateful for daphne mike and for the jersey couple because like if it wasn't for them it would have just been me and you babe which is okay which is okay i love that life as well we're laughing for you don't believe me i mean I'll see you, babe.
Which is okay. Which is okay. I love that life as well. We're laughing for it. You don't believe me? I mean, I know you love me, but you also like to get it in. And that's okay. That's part of why I love you. But, yeah. All right. And that's part one of Secrets. Yeah. Oh, wait. It can't be part one. Why?
why because we went to the pool and everybody was at the pool thursday night okay go ahead bill was at the pool life of spice i mean like everybody like ash was there who else had came in mass mass wingers it was like a mini secrets takeover in the pool thursday night the funny part about that is we came down, there was a Jersey couple, and everybody knew, right? Everybody had known what had just happened, and there was like high-fiving. There was lots of, yeah. Yeah, it was a good time. Like, I really enjoyed the pool party Thursday night because definitely was the calm before the storm.
Like, we all could, like, look at each other and knew that.
Right's about to go down it's about everything's about to change yeah it's about to change it's about to be crazy um get ready so i i enjoyed pool time thursday night i do i love you know like listen i love hanging out with lifestyle people whoever we know them don't know them that that environment is just such a positive environment i love it but getting i really you know the swinger society the influencers these people that we've got to know over the last year year and a half now it's almost like a little mini family you know i mean oh for sure and so when we do get some time with them in this kind of environment some us time it's it's like a little family reunion kind of so to speak and it's so crazy how it's with from like a small core group and now it's so big that i have to like make sure that i know well i didn't really know you some of the comparisons about like the shower tiktoks you know where there's like three of you in the shower the next time there's like 30 of you in the shower it's insane the q a between last you know january's and right now you know like like three times as many You know, it's just crazy how big this is growing and how quick.
And it's really, like, when you see that, it's, like, kind of hits you. It's like a visual representation of how big it's gotten so quickly. Yeah. All right. So, that ends part one. Yep. And you're going to have to stay tuned. If you want to hear, I mean, the party really, the takeover didn't really start until Friday, Saturday. Yeah, this is, like, the pre-party. Right., so you're going to have to stay tuned until next week to hear what actually happened at the takeover, at the party. But today is Thursday. Tomorrow's Friday. Where are we going to be tomorrow? We'll be in Dallas.
We're going to be in Dallas, Texas. Yeah. Yeehaw. Yeehaw. I got a cowboy hat. You do. We got a belt buckle. I got some boots. I got the button-up shirts with the cross patterns on. What do you call those? It's just a cowboy shirt. We'll be right back. You do. You've got a belt buckle. I've got some boots. I've got the button-up shirts with the cross patterns on. What do you call them? It's just a cowboy shirt. I'm going to look like a cowboy. Yeah, it's a cowboy shirt. Can I ride a bull? I don't know if they have one. Can I ride a horse? Are there horses you can ride somewhere?
I don't think so. I think we're in the middle of the city, babe. Oh. Yeah. Can I rope a steer or something? I mean, maybe.
I'm sure we can pay for that if you want to arrange it we can do anything all right but anyway we're gonna be in we're in dallas as you're listening to our voices we are in dallas texas where we're gonna be to tomorrow night friday night so friday night we'll be at cowboy's red river believe is the correct name yes i'm gonna dance hall yeah it's like a bar gonna be two stepping yeah we're gonna be line dancing no no line dancing just two stepping how do you two step i don't know we can watch a youtube video i heard it's not hard yeah just one and then two and then yeah so friday night is a complete vanilla um bar it's just a regular bar we are just literally we are just going to that bar and saying hey we're going so um we're not charging anything for it if the bar has a cover obviously you have to pay that but it's not any of it's not it's just we're just going we're gonna be there yeah we're just gonna be there so if you're vanilla you can come if your lifestyle you can come we're just gonna be hanging out if you know how to two-step you can come teach me yeah come teach us yeah spin me around the dance floor right or me especially if you're an older attractive cowgirl woman with you know maybe have a boat a house in the bahamas or something what if she has a ranch yeah right that's even better if you have horses what if she tries a big truck yeah if you buy yeah and she has something that you can rope yeah that's that's what you're looking for.
Come dance with me. Teach me how to two-step. Okay. That's what I want for this trip. Yeah. And then. Some older ranch owner. Okay. Maybe her husband died. She owns this big ranch. What about me, babe? You'll come along. You'll have fun. Right? Yeah. I'd probably rather her husband be dead. Be alive or dead?
You'd rather her husband be dead baby well i don't want some old wriggly man okay i'll just hang out by like right the back like by the pool while y'all do your right i'll be in the hot tub yeah right um we got a little off track sorry saturday night we will be at colette's dallas um super duper excited to go We'll be right back. Um, we got a little off track. Sorry. Saturday night, we will be at Colette's Dallas. Um, super duper excited to go. We've been to Colette's New Orleans. We've never been to one of their Texas locations. So super excited. Um, it's Western night. It is Western night.
Dallas. You get to dress like a cowboy. You're welcome. Yeah. Yeah. We changed their theme. They had a total theme. What was it?
It's like red knight or something dan's like can we change that it was something terrible i can't even remember no no offense to colette but it was not a great it was a boring theme i don't remember what it was it was not a great thing dan's like can we change it to western like texas because because you know a bunch of people in dallas texas there's nothing else they want to dress up like than cowboys they're gonna hate me yeah so i have my cowboy boots i have my cowboy hat but i'm like if we can't go to a swingers club in dallas texas and and do a red night or whatever it was that you're just thinking that because it's texas that it's cowboy but i don't think that's always the case well it should be the case okay just like it'd be like going to and not's Cowboy, but I don't think that's always the case.
Well, it should be the case. Okay. Just like. It would be like going to Maine and not getting a lobster. Like, you don't do that. You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess you do. I mean, I don't want a lobster in Maine, but okay. So, anyway, so that is this weekend. So, if you're in the area and you'd like to come see us Friday and Saturday night, please come and see us. Say hello. There's going to be, there's quite a few influencers that are making their way. Thank you. area, and you'd like to come see us Friday and Saturday night, please come and see us. Say hello.
There's quite a few influencers that are making their way. There's like eight of us, I think. Yeah. Peanut, Southern Bella, Life of Spice, Bella and Jace will be there. In the 4Play podcast. Yeah. I know I'm missing a few. We're missing people. Sorry. We are. I don't know who I'm missing. That's okay. But I'm missing people. Yeah, they're on the flyer. All right. So, yeah, that's this weekend. All right. We look forward to seeing you, Dallas, Texas. Okay. All right. And I think with that, in a world full of apples. Be the pineapple. Be the pineapple, guys. Bye. Bye.
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