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That that's right if you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and tiktok head on over to swingersociety.net can't wait to see you there hey there pineapple people and welcome to the swing nation podcast we are your hosts northern guy and southern girl in today's episode we're going to talk about all the naughty tea we're gonna spill all the naughty tea about what happened as a swinger society spring break takeover of secrets hideaway resort it's a lot there is a lot of tea to spill like we had to make notes there's a lot like after because we went on a family vacation like right after this yeah and i kept telling you the whole week i'm like put notes in your phone take notes write stuff down which i did good because like we knew that like a week later the memories would be fuzzy but we did a pretty good job but let's just say going to secrets and then going on a family vacation literally the next week no the next day right like we checked out of secrets on monday and we checked into the hotel at universal on monday it was it's not our brightest idea no You know, it made sense at the time.
And it probably kind of still makes sense. And we're going to do it again here for Nadia in New Orleans. It's a lot. It's a lot. All right. So we've got a lot to get into. So I think we should just dive right in. Let's just go. All right. So we headed down to Secrets on Tuesday. Again, Lacey keeps, you know, we like to show up early to events. But how early we show up, Lacey keeps wanting to push. No, we got there Tuesday last year. Okay. So this was the same day, which actually, Tuesday is like not a real day there because we don't get there until like midnight. So it really doesn't count.
So we really just have like Wednesday and Thursday before the event.
And you almost need a good solid day to kind of get everything everything so if you have a good solid day of getting everything ready and then you have one extra for like a pull day that's right all right so we got in like you said late tuesday um we actually drove from our home there uh with my truck pulling a 16 foot enclosed trailer um the trailer had all lacy's personal belongings and then all of the the merch and takeover stuff was in my truck he's lying we had all of our stuff was in the truck we needed a trailer because we had so much merchandise and stuff to haul so it was an investment it's really yeah one of the first big investments we've made for swear society Society.
The business owns physical property now. Even though we paid for it out of our personal money. We'll get reimbursed by the business. One day. Eventually, maybe. We got there late Tuesday. Like bedtime Tuesday. We literally just unloaded. I think I tried to convince you to go get in the hot tub and you were like, no. I think it was midnight or close to it. It was. Yeah. So we went straight to bed. Okay. And then we got up Wednesday. We probably slept in a little bit because that's what we normally do. Yeah. We're like night owls who sleep in.
And then we put our pool clothes on, and we went to go check out the pool. Pool clothes? What are pool clothes? Well, you know, swim trunks and bikinis.
To a nude pool yeah okay um yeah we went to the pool on wednesday and kind of we had a few hours you had a meeting with secrets to go over some stuff um early afternoon or yeah early afternoon so we had a good couple hours to just kind of relax by the pool and there was a quite a few people that got there early on wednesday yeah yeah so her studies doesn't disappoint the discord group they they take this very seriously there was probably um i don't know 10 or so couples that were already there when we got there on wednesday yeah that were hanging out on nicole if people haven't heard of nicole she kind of runs all the discord stuff for us now uh tennessee girl nicole she was there amazing jello shots.
Amazing. She had amazing jello shots all weekend long. Well, they were jello jigglers, so they weren't in like little cups. They were like individual. Yeah, and as the day went on, they would warm up and turn kind of into like a jello slush. And she was like baby bird on top. Yeah. If anybody's listening to this, they're like, what the fuck? But at the time, it made a lot of sense. Uh-huh. But the pool was great. The pool is so amazing at Secrets. It was just really nice. We had lunch out there. It was pretty low-key, nothing crazy. It was just kind of hanging out. Yeah.
We got our room set up that day, which our room was like about as far away from the pool entrance as you could possibly be. It's the furthest, it's the furthest room from, to get into anything that Secrets does. I'm curious, we don't wear Fitbit or Apple Watch, but I'm really curious how many steps we made. I made the mistake of like going without my shoes some days, I don't know why. And the bottom of my feet were like, my feet were not raw, but just like they hurt by the end of the weekend from just all the walking on the concrete and back and forth and back and forth. Right.
So I went and had my meeting with James, which I think I might've been a little tipsy for at that point.
I can remember after a few of those jello shots, I'm like this this meeting could go but it was wasn't really yeah it was high intense meeting it was just making sure we're good for everything for the weekend going over djs and all that kind of stuff so no big deal um so that went well we frederick and barbie were there um and as you don't know frederick and barbie um actually own the condo portion i mean the condos are individually owned but they kind of manage and the condo association and handle all that super nice people yeah and they were actually there with um bob and if you don't know bob um he's from he runs the naughty in new orleans events um so he was there to see the new pool and kind of see all the new things that secrets had uh and i think think he was considering maybe doing some events there himself.
Yeah, I don't know what exactly he was doing there. I think him and Fred are friends anyway. Yeah, I think they're long-term friends. So it was fun to have him there for the first couple of days. I think he left Friday morning. But it was really nice to meet him outside of Naughty in New Orleans or not through email. Right. Yeah, so we've had some correspondence with him. We actually gave him a bunch of stuff, gave him some shit because Destiny emails him a lot. Destiny works for us. Yeah, she works for us, and she emails him back and forth, getting ready for Naughty in New Orleans.
He's always the quickest to reply, and sometimes he'll say, oh, I'll get back to you. So it became a joke where Destiny would kind of send him reminder emails on holidays. Yeah, like, happy President's Day. Don't forget the emails back. Happy whatever. And that day that we met him was like International Women's Day. And so Destiny was actually in the area because she was coming to Secrets. And I was like, get your butt here.
Stop by the store and get a happy national international women's day or some kind of card and bring it to him which people probably don't think that's funny but as an inside joke for us it was really funny that he was there and we got to tell him the story about that well yeah and the funny thing is he's like I I get so many emails he's like your email's probably going to some junk mail or something you know he's probably he's like because if I he's like if I had noticed that it would stand out to me he was like please keep doing yeah but he's like now you have to keep doing it like you can't stop we're like national talk like a pirate day yeah so that's gonna continue between us and and bob uh yeah and then so we hung out the pool had some meetings uh and then eventually we ended up back at the pool um late that night um and bob was in the pool and we got to kind of hang out with him and talk.
Which that was cool. I think that was just a good experience for us. Oh, yeah. I mean, you probably talked more than I did. I kind of stayed back. But you did a lot of talking. And it was fun because Wednesday night a lot of people started to arrive. Destiny and Meg who worked for us and their spouses came.
Who else was there i'm not sure but people started to come in late wednesday into thursday so it was a it was a good night yeah no and you know bob's a very interesting person yeah i feel like you know it's he has a lot of the same aspirations and goals and it's just like an earlier generation of the kind of the same thing that we're trying to do so um it was very very good conversations with him yeah that's awesome uh and then we ended up going back to our room no swinging no swinging well not true mike and daphne showed up late so mike and daphne were supposed to come in thursday like they were going to leave thursday morning and drive and be there you know a little after lunch or so on thursday but somehow we talked as in me japhne and dan talked daddy mike into leaving wednesday like after they got off work so they arrived at like 2 a.m poor mike got worked all day got off work and then had to drive through the night to get to secrets i think they got there like we just kept like sending him pictures oh we wish you guys were here and then oh we're leaving gonna leave early in the morning like well you know you could just drive down tonight like you'd be here they were gonna stay thursday night with us anyway um so we were like just come on because we had two beds so they ended up coming on down and so they got there like 2 a.m and me and you were having sex when they got there no after like a week everybody got there we greeted them then it was time to go to bed so like we got in our bed they got in their bed and we were having sex and then of course she was like dirty talking she was like i wish you'd fuck me like that because if you damn it's fucking me hard and the next thing i know dan gets up grabs a condom and is like standing over daphne it sounds a little creepy but it was hot yeah and you fucked her yeah i did it was pretty good it was pretty good it was very hot i did me and mike's like sat there and watched yeah well then mike always jumps on her right after like yeah that's like his thing yeah so they fin like you didn't finish with her or anything you just kind of were like at a stopping point you came back to me and like you came and mike came like almost at the same time like he was fucking her and you were fucking me so it's pretty hot it was pretty hot it was a nice little like cap night cap for for day one day one yeah.
Mm-hmm. All right. And then that brings us to Thursday morning. Okay. And this was planned. We had planned that we knew Jersey couple. So you guys have heard about them. We met them back at Hedo. They've been coming to events with us now for like two years or something. We knew they were getting into Orlando early and we weren't sure if they were going to be able to get into the room right away or whatever. So they had kind of, like, we had been texting, and they were like, hey, can we bring you breakfast? We'll wake you up. And we were like, sure, come on. We don't care, you know.
So they come busting up in our room. Now, we didn't know, when we planned that, we didn't know that Mike and Daphne would be there. But we had told them that Mike and Daphne were going to be there at that point. They did not come with breakfast, though. Right. He was like, what do y'all want for breakfast? And we're like, just forget it. But they did hang out with us for a little while. Right. And what they did tell us is there had been some payment issues with people that had showed up early for the event, where somehow they had ended up with double charges on their account.
Not from senior society. Not from us, but from secrets.
And it was something, and I don't don't you know i went down and talked to the management and they fixed it right away but it was something to do with secrets new system they they just converted their computers over to a new system and something about the old like instead of it double like book them essentially for them for the night so basically we woke up to oh fuck oh my god everybody that's coming to this event is getting double charged everybody and we were freaking out because we thought it was everybody we didn't realize it was just like the thursday night people or wednesday and thursday night people we also were concerned like what if people were double charged and that was their spending money right right because that's a significant amount of money to get yeah like what if that's their alcohol money or food money that was our worries we knew that it wasn't us almost immediately but of course we were concerned that like we had done something but we did figure out almost immediately that it wasn't us but they kind of woke us up like so we're like groggy rubbing our eyes we didn't go to bed until you know three ish or later and it's probably like 8 30 in the morning and we're like what yeah it's wake up to to uh you know all hell's breaking loose panic but we were able to get that figured out and everybody was credited back and it really ended up not being as big a deal as we thought it was going to be initially they were able to reverse the chart a lot most of the charges i think there was one or two people that ended up getting charged and then had to get re you know get it refunded but for the most part they were able to stop the charges before any of them went through yeah so it was just pending for a few hours and then it went off um but that's how our thursday started it was good uh and then we later that day we met up with um destiny and and meg and our staff and then and james and we kind of did a walk through of the whole okay this is where the tent's gonna go this is the club this is where this is gonna go this is where just trying to be the 360 cameras and the backdrops and kind of just walked through everything and kind of planned out the weekend of where we're gonna put everything and everything was gonna be which i thought was really good it helped us kind of visualize and put everything you know like plan it before it was like time and everybody's like where do you want this Thank you.
where we were going to put everything and everything was going to be. Which I thought was really good. It helped us kind of visualize and put everything, you know, like plan it before it was like time. And everybody's like, where do you want this? So as we do these events, we're learning how to do things better. And I think that's one of them. Yeah. Okay. And then after that, we had a little work scheduled. I call it work, but it was very fun.
It's very fun, enjoyable work um we met up with ally who on all social media platforms she is known as heart-shaped nipples and that's because she literally has tattoos around her nipples that makes them look like hearts it's very interesting and we've known her we met her at secrets like a year ago i think it was in january yeah of 2022 it's the first time we met her right so we've known her we've been in communication with her for a while uh she's an only fans content creator yeah um so we always try to like sprinkle one one or two of these in because like honestly that's really what pays our bills we don't make a lot of money up swingers.
Our money comes from OnlyFans. So it's nice if we could get one or two of these in before the event starts. Because we're so busy with them, it's hard to do it during. Plus, we also want to hang out with our friends. And we want to be in the moment and having fun. We don't want to be worried about a camera or anything like that.
We just want to be true swing swingers but sometimes we do have to do a little work right so we had reached out to her prior to getting there and said hey you know if you're free we'd like to make content with you and she was all about it she is married but her husband was on a work trip and i guess they're they play separately right so she actually came over alone which is not something we typically do but it was super hot and i genuinely enjoyed it yeah and i was trying to think about you know you mentioned that have we ever made content with just a female without even the husband in the room i don't think we've ever done that i don't think so we've made female content with just a female before we did that with michelle boss but her husband was behind the camera i don't think we'd ever done that we've done that of us.
We've done that with the NC Hot Wife, but her husband was there. Yeah. Yeah, I think that was the first time. She was super sweet. You know, like just in any event or anything that we do, I always hate pausing to make content because I just want to be in the moment. I just want to have fun. I just want to be a true swinger. I don't want to do that. So, like, Dan usually has to be like, Lacey, come on. We got it. You know, but I always end up having a fucking blast. So, I don't know why, like, I haven't learned. You're so hesitant, yeah.
Yeah, I just, I don't want to get pulled away like Daphne was at the pool and she was laying out and I just I just wanted to do that with my friends I didn't want to like stop what I was doing but I do understand that it pays our house payments so we do have to do that but she was awesome um she was super sweet um and she's gorgeous we do look a little bit alike which is funny we didn't realize it until we saw like we started posting a few pictures and people are like are you guys related obviously not you know but um you do have some more like facial characters yeah but her boobs are definitely like a thing like if you see her like at the first time we met her was at secrets and she was without a topic it will catch your eye from like across the pool you just don't see people with like heart-shaped nipples right and her did they look like you wouldn't know they were tattoos yeah i mean the the tattoos are colored the same colors are areola so like yeah it looks like her areolas are in the shape of hearts which is kind of sexy yeah it was very and she like even busted out some of her own lingerie and she had like the matching set in two different neon colors she was like do you want to wear it and i was like sure so it was she was just like really cool i i like she almost like an older sister i mean i don't think she's i don't know if she's even older than me but i kind of got like she like she kind of took my hand and led the way and i like that so it was it was nice it was very nice and i had um two beautiful women to to uh play with and pleasure and that that's always it was hot it was very hot i squirted you did yeah yeah then we did some uh pictures in the shower and all that stuff yeah it was hot um that was a good it was a good experience yeah.
So definitely check that out. It's not out yet on OnlyFans, but it will be here probably shortly. Yeah. So if you're interested in seeing Miss Allie, heart-shaped nipples, definitely head over to OnlyFans. Check that out. Go subscribe to her on all her platforms too. Yeah. She posts some hot stuff. Yeah.
So that was Thursday, and then we just literally put our did we put our bathing suits on and go back down or well it was pretty much i think time to get ready for dinner oh was it yeah oh yes i can't remember if we went back down to the pool for a minute or two a little bit yeah because remember they were all giving a shit they're like what took so long what took so long um but either either way we didn't stay down there long and then we had so, so Kylie and Brad, which is Sexy Swinger Chick and Brad, and Boston Swing King and Swing Queen, I don't get their names, they hosted a Discord dinner, which was really cool.
It's kind of, Kylie did it last year, too. It's kind of like a pre-meet-up.
Kind of meet and greet, yeah of greet yeah a lot of people on discord some are newer some are not but it's just kind of like a good opportunity to meet people i think there was like 50 ish of us there yeah um so it's still smaller i mean that's still a lot of people don't get me wrong but it's still like it's smaller it's not a sexual environment because we went to like a mexican restaurant it's just a nice place to like meet and greet and walk around and hug and we've took we took some pictures it's also nice for people to like put faces to names when you're not butt naked at the pool at secrets yeah it was a really good we didn't get to go last year no we didn't get to go last year because i think we had something scheduled yeah um meetings or content or who knows what but uh it was nice that we were able to go this year it was a lot of fun we had a lot of our friends that were able to go so it was just it was a good time yeah and i think what you said like i think the the best part about it is you're in a vanilla setting so there's none of that like swinger pressure yeah but you just kind of get to know people yeah and it was really great i was super happy that kylie and kylie and joe were kind of the two that's boston um the the husband version i think they were kind of the ones that kind of did it all so i was super grateful it was very organized we ate um we thought oh my god this is going to take forever because there was 50 of us but the the staff at the Mexican restaurant was awesome.
It's across the street from Secrets, by the way. It's like Las Cabas or something like that. If you're ever at Secrets, you need to go there. Yeah, it's really, really good Mexican food. It's very good, yeah. They also have Cuban food, too. Yeah. So, anyway, we did that Thursday night. And then after that, we went back. Was hot tub and pool is that what we did hot tub yeah yeah hot tub time um and by this time everybody else is getting there so um jay and jay were there katie and ryan were there now you know boston and and uh kylie so pretty much the whole almost everybody people.
A lot of people now come that day early because Friday through Sunday is very quick. I mean, like, I get some people have a hard time with kids and work and stuff, but Friday night through Sunday, that's a quick turnaround to do secrets. So people are starting to learn our trick and adding a day on and staying a day late. And I think it makes for a better experience. Yeah, I think if you, again, have the time and resources to do that, it's definitely worth it. I almost like the day after better than I do the day before.
The day before is nice because it's not full crowd and you kind of can connect with less people without being so hectic. But that day after where you don't have to bounce up at 11 o'clock and you know get checked out by 11 and yeah packed and hit the road yeah they kind of like recover that that day's clutch for sure yeah no it really is um and kindly got to meet bob right she had been communicating through via email and so they were like two peas in a pod over there and it was just it was a fun it was a fun night it was a fun night. It was pretty chill, to be honest with you.
And I'm not sure exactly how it happened. I don't either. Somehow we ended up back at, and we didn't even talk about Tara and Seth, who are part of Discord. They've been coming to events for probably a couple years. We swung with them a few times.
Over a year now as well um we ended up us katie and ryan and them yeah and we ended up in their room because daphne and mike had went to bed early and they were asleep in our room so we went to our room because it was the biggest but somehow we went to their room i forgot that daphne and mike yeah and what's funny is i don't know if she's a germaphobe or what, but they took off all the sheets off the bed, the mattress pad, everything. They were afraid people were going to squirt. Oh, yeah? So they had taken off everything. It's actually really smart, though. No, it's very smart.
Because we've slept in squirt blankets. I don't know how many times. A ton of times. So they completely like strewed the bed. And I guess they put like the comforter or something back on. I don't know. Because there was something on the bed. But the three of us, three couples, all went in there. Wait, you're forgetting what couple? Who? Jay and Jay. How could you forgive them? Oh, yeah, yeah. Jay and Jay. I mentioned them, but I didn't say that they went back with us. Yeah, they went back with us too. I knew there was one more other couple. I was like, who was it?
So Jay and Jay, Katie and Ryan, Seth and and tara and then me and you yes so four couples four couples four super hot fun couples um and it was a good time yeah it was cute because we first got there um tara's like this is my first time hosting an orgy oh that's cute yeah and she had like put out some waters and she had like put out some condoms and then they had their room was pretty cool and it had like a futon had a futon yeah a sex swing uh king size bed but then it also had the all the spanking stuff yeah and it had a mirror above the bed and a mirror it was a good room yeah um it was hot we um j and j are soft swaps so um they um, they played, but not all the way.
Everybody else just kind of bounced around. Is that the correct? I don't know how you say it. We just kind of all took turns. It was a very hot. Katie was kind of like on you though. Katie was on me and I appreciated every minute of it. Well, and like you hadn't came in like two days because you had had sex with Allie that day. Right. And not come. Purposely. But you had come the night before because you had came with me. Right. So it had been, but like you had been fucking throughout the day and not coming. Right. So Katie was like, I'm going to make him come.
Well, I don't even know if she said that. I got that vibe from her. You got it that that was her goal? I't that all women's goal i don't know with her it was at some point yeah she decided that that was her goal i don't know if she went into it with that goal but at some point she realized well well me and her had sex and then i me and tara had sex at some point yeah um and then somehow i ended up back on the futon with katie and she was giving me oral and and that's how I finished. Yeah. And what's funny is, like, I was just having, like, the best time, like, with Ryan.
And I think I had sex with you in there, too. Yeah, with Ryan and Jay and Seth. And at some point, I look up, and you are desperately trying to get my attention. Right.
And so we don't have a rule of I can't come with somebody, but I like to, like, let you know that it happen right because like one i think you think it's hot and then two like i just i don't know for whatever reason i just want you to know yeah it doesn't happen that you come with other people very often so i do appreciate that because like it makes me feel like included right so what was going on is i think you were over there i don't with with either uh jay or with um seth or maybe both of them but i couldn't get your like i couldn't lock eyes with you you know without being like lacy like hey lacy you know i mean so i was just kind of like trying to wait but like as soon as we locked eyes i'm like i'm gonna come and you're like okay and it was like boom Yeah, it was pretty hot.
But you know what else we forgot to talk about? The strap-ons. So back at Eye Candy, which was in November, I have a strap-on and we pulled it out. And Katie is like, she can fuck like a man. Yeah, she fucked. Can we say their name? I don't know. We'll just say A because we want to be.
Those two fucked and i think we can say their names but i don't want i would rather be we'll confirm with them before we do but yeah she fucked her and it like the whole room like there are times when you're having an orgy and like something hot happens and like everybody in the room just stops to watch it that was it when katie was fucking her with everybody was like damn that was my mouth was on the floor i was like fuck how do you have those skills because i've tried to use a strap on and i'm not very good at it some girls are just it just looks awkward yeah like i just laughed the whole time so me and katie had actually been talking about that since then i'm like she's like i'll fuck you yeah i'm like i want you to fuck me with the strap on so and then jay she was all about it and so we had two right but jay kept breaking, like the dick kept falling off.
Right. So that was funny, but she did a really good job even without him. So that's how the orgy started was. Yeah, but we forgot to talk about it. And it was, it was hot enough to like go back and note it. No, I agree. I'm like getting turned on over here. Yeah. Yeah. So all the girls broke out the strap-ons and started fucking each other. And that was hot. It was very hot.
I don't know if Jay's, maybe she had the wrong dildo wasn't meant for that strap i don't know because the base of it wasn't quite wide enough so it kept popping off yeah yeah but then when it would pop off she would just use it by hand and she is very very good i never used the strap-on i mean i it was used on me but i think they just knew that like that's not my vibe you can fuck me all day long but i'm not gonna fuck you with it i'm just gonna laugh it's not gonna be sexy yeah i'm just not good at that but katie she can do a good job she did but jay gives her a run for money she's also really good for like a sweet like shy person she's very good yeah yeah so that was our orgy yeah yeah so it was the girls with strap-ons and then the guys got involved and then katie sucked the soul out of my body it was pretty hot but i was kind of glad that she did because you were ready for bed i was ready for fucking bed because like we had only slept like three or four or five hours we had had a crazy day being woke up with the secret payment issue and now now at this point, there's no telling how late it is at this point.
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So we've got to get right into into this we don't have much time um so friday this is official day one takeover day yeah this is you know up until this point it was all prep work you know this it wasn't our takeover friday this is this is our event it's time to to take over um and so we did that the girls we already got up early we're out there I say early but it was like nine o'clock something like that setting up the tent for the merch we're setting up the check-in table in the lobby um just hustling yeah this time with secrets we did a welcome like group so we had people in the lobby kind of helping out making sure people had everything they need so my i worked a shift so I had the first shift from 11 to 11 30 so I was in there for the first 30 minutes and then after that I kind of went out to the pool area and was pretty much out there I mean me and you as like hosts of the event would check in at the front desk throughout the day but pretty much we were at the pool for the rest of the day i mean we were working and having fun but definitely still out there yeah so party mark was there at the pool we had pool parties going um at the pool and then yeah kind of using that check-in desk and we used our ambassadors and different hosts and influencers from discord all took shifts at the front desk just kind of greeting people people that hadn't been, welcome them if they needed to be shown around or to the room or something like that.
They could do that. And I thought that worked out nice. I think so too. Now the front desk did get backed up. They did. You know, with these takeovers, you have, you know, 500 people trying to check in all at the same time. It gets a little hectic. It does.
Some people had to wait an hour, hour which i hated we were giving shots and party mark was going up there quite often chelsea was giving shots and like i said we had people greeting them but it still sucks to stay in line the problem is check-ins not till like three but people were trying to check in at like 11 and it just makes for a long line right because it's you know then people's rooms aren't ready and so they're checking in but which they it's fine secrets you can do that because you can come in and hang out at the pool till your room is ready it's just everybody wants to be there at one time well i think it's great and it slows it down because they're trying to see if people's rooms are ready and then people are coming back to check on the rooms and if they're ready so yeah it just got a little hectic out there yeah i did but uh i don't we're coming up with some ways to maybe make that smoother.
If that and, like, food, those are two things that we, like, wait times is definitely something that we've taken away. So we did get reviews for Secrets, and that was basically the bulk of the reviews was just the wait times. So that's something that we are working on fixing for our next event. Yeah. Pool party is always good. Yeah. Party Mark was out there having a good time. I think Friday was pretty light. It wasn't too, nothing too crazy. A lot of like the sexual position games and things like that. Yeah, Party Mark kept it pretty tame. For Friday. For Friday. Had some volleyball.
They did a volleyball game there for a while once. Just stuff like that it was i mean it was it was a good time we had a lot of fun okay and so all that went to like four ish yeah um friday was our busiest day because we had the room crawl so i had to leave earlier than you because i had to get ready um We had to be at the club at nine, and from six to seven, we had a room crawl. Well, if y'all know my hair as long as can be, it takes a while for this hair to dry. So I went back to the room, showered, so that way my hair could be like air drying during the room crawl.
So I literally just showered, put on a little makeup and three like on a romper and then we had the room crawl which we had nothing but praise for the room crawl everybody loved it it was a lot of fun so this time if you went to the last one it's a little different than this time we uh we had raffle baskets so if you went to every single room of the room crawl you got a sticker at each. If you had your card filled out, you dropped it in a raffle and we drew out winners. So it kind of enticed people to go to all the rooms.
So each influencer or host who was participating in the room crawl got to hand out little goodies. And it gave people another opportunity to really like meet and chat.
And was nice we got some sweet gifts too our frenchman brought us some wine or no some champagne and fireball and brought me some mickey ears because they worked at disney and we got macaroons macaroons what else did we get um two girls one pineapple gave us some stuff yeah they gave us a little bag i mean people were super sweet yeah no the room crawl worked great and i think it was smart i don't know if it was you or meg and destiny who came up with the the stickers and the the you know the punch card kind of um way of doing it and then giving out prizes for people that participated i think that was smart and because a lot of positive feedback from the influencers that everybody actually went around to every room yeah because what happened last time is people would go and they'd get kind of stuck in a room and just stay there for the whole time.
And not everybody got to see people. But we had a stripper pole in our room. Like we – people were doing dances on our pole. It was fun. Oh, Katie and Ryan's friend there. That girl. They're vanilla friend. Oh, gosh. She was – Yeah, she was solid. So, and then the line was pretty much out the door the whole time. It was fun. It was nice to really, like, meet and chat. I felt like people, if anything, they were in a hurry so they could get all of the rooms in. So, I wish I kind of had a little bit more time with each person. But I do get that we have to cap it at a certain amount of time.
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And then, like you you said as soon as the room crawl ended it was time to get like switching to get ready for club mode yeah well we needed to eat dinner at some point in there and then we had to be down by nine because nobody left it ended at seven but they didn't leave at seven like it was probably more like 7 30 ish so what do we need do we need for dinner? Do we order Chipotle? I don't know. We did some kind of DoorDash, I think. Maybe we had our leftover Chipotle from the night before. I think that is what we did. We had leftovers. So we ate our leftovers. And then I got ready.
My outfit was, so it was 99. So I did share from Clueless because I am pretty preppy. And I know, like, a lot of 90s is, like, grunge or it's, like, overalls, which is what you did. But I wanted to be preppy. But I was not the only one that thought of that. Yeah, there was five or six girls that had Cher outfits. There was four Cher. And then two of them had literally the exact same outfit.
Like, we all ordered it from the same seller on Etsy which is fine I actually went up to both of them it's like you look beautiful they're like you look beautiful it was totally fine but like I really felt like I was original so I was kind of shocked I don't know why I shouldn't have been shocked but I loved my outfit well you went over the top with all the accessories yeah yeah I did do a lot I did do a lot. But that's kind of what I do. Yeah. And I had jean overall shorts on, and then I had an MTV shirt on, and then like a neon 90s hat backwards. Fanny pack. Fanny pack. Glow high tops. Yeah.
It was cute. It was cute. We had so much fun. I think we kind of invested. Well, you always invest in that. I probably wore more in the outfits for this event than I've really ever done. But you did. And you looked great. I was happy that you were like in it. Usually like a t-shirt, some boxers, but you were like in it this time. I was proud of you. Yeah. But the club was awesome. It was so packed in there. Party Mark was in there.
Was DJ life of spice yeah he was friday night so dj life of spice performed dj is that what is it a performance it's kind of a performance i mean i feel like dj life of spice performs yeah no he did great yeah so we had the 90s backdrop we went out there at nine o'clock with the the we had all the influencers and hosts come out at nine with the idea that we could kind of greet people as they came to the club. And that worked out – I thought that worked out nicely as well. It was more of us just taking pictures ourselves instead of, like, taking pictures with other people. But that's okay.
I mean, that's okay. Yeah. We like taking pictures of ourselves. Everybody knows that you do. But it was fun. So we got to make some TikToks and just take pictures. And then we went into the club. And then that's when the party started. That is when the party started. Yeah. And like you said, DJ Life of Spice was the DJ that night. He killed it. He killed it. I mean, he had a whole, a whole thing going into it.
um you know he had planned um he put a video up and had like you know all these 90s like uh tv show clips spliced together um he changed his shirt mid-set to have a spice girl shirt and well you know like what hurt my heart is he thought he didn't do a good job did you know that i had heard that yeah he actually told me and i was like are you fucking crazy you killed he killed it and even i've seen on discord like he provides his set like so you can download it and listen to it like at home and like multiple people are like i've listened to it two or three times it's so good yeah like he's so crazy he's so talented he has no idea it goes to show that we're all our own own worst critic.
But I had so much fun. I thought he killed it. I thought he absolutely. His energy. He just knows like our crowd and our people. And I just, I think he's awesome. I think him being a lifestyle person gives him an advantage in that setting because he knows the flow. You know what I mean? Like he knows what you're trying to get people to do, right? Yeah.
And I thought he thought he did a great job well and i love the like 90s music because it like brought me back to my childhood it was like all of my favorites yeah and you should go i mean he's uh you can go oh life of spice dot info yeah and you can go and you can find the soundcloud mix so go go download that and listen to it um but you know he mixed in 90s music with like edm yeah music and it's just a good and he's legit like he has booked like a lot of like his schedule for this year is like he's really doing the he's got all the major all the major things lifestyle i'm like so proud of all the places we're going yeah but like he did it on his own you know like we booked him for secrets but like everything else like he did it all by himself and i'm like i feel like i don't know like not that he's our child because i fuck him but like i feel like we just kind of all kind of came together as a group and to watch each person blossom on their own it's just like so rewarding and i'm super proud for him he deserves it more so than anybody could not agree morning all right so then we ended back at the hot tub after after the club like always and uh i don't really we just kind of i think we puttered out yeah i think what ended up happening is like the next thing we know is like 3 a.m at the hot tub because we stayed at the club pretty late um and i looked at you and I was like, it's 3 a.m.
If we start fucking now, it's going to be 5 a.m. And we're not going to get up tomorrow. And we're not going to get up tomorrow. And you were pretty much done. Katie was giving you like a back rub. You were like out of it. I remember that. That was very nice. Yeah. So we just kind of went to bed and crashed and got up the next day. We did not swing on Friday night of our event, which is pretty common for us. Pretty common for us. Yeah. So we got up the next day, did the whole thing again, merch tent back up.
We didn't have to do the check-in this time because it was a sold-out event and there was nobody else to check in. Everybody was there. You kind of let me sleep in a little on Saturday. Did I? Yeah, I think so. I just went down like right at 11. I think you went down at like 10 just to kind of make sure that things were good.
But on Saturday, we actually did a staff lunch for all of the people that do like incredible work on the discord um last time we did like a little thing in one of like in one of the rooms and get you know get everybody we had alcohol and like some little snacky food and stuff this time we just like fuck it we're just going to buy lunch for everybody because it's easier so we did secrets catered a lunch for us So we did So we did lunch for all of the staff, all the, and we call them staff because there's really just not a better word. They're all volunteers.
But they're the ones that work behind the scenes, the true people that keep discord afloat. Them, all the influencers, all the hosts, and then of course their spouses. Yeah.
And I think that's, you know, probably a lot of people don't realize that about us is you know it's me and lacy can only do so much right and then you know then you add our actual paid staff you know destiny meg ashlyn um you know jeff at this point um but then we can only do so much um and if it wasn't for the team of volunteers that we have um swinger society even these events would not they wouldn't be possible you know yeah and you know we give these you know the the volunteers we give them you know some free t-shirts and we give them you know discounts on events and we give them free memberships to the website but really they don't get much they just most of what they do is out of the goodness of their heart because they care about this community um they want to have good events.
They want to have good parties. They want to have a safe place on Discord for people to interact and share and communicate. And so I don't think enough can be said about those people and we're super appreciative of that. So taking a moment out, we had a catered lunch. We had food that Secrets had prepared, buffet style for them. And we had about an hour with them inside of Club Secrets. Just kind of, you know, as a little thank you, we all did a little toast and kind of tried to share some words with them. I always say her name wrong that made the shot glasses.
I always call her Stabby McStabberson. It's like Stabby McGee, right? Yeah, yeah.
Something like that um on discord but she's beautiful um but she made shot glasses for everybody they're really nice and i thought that was super sweet like so we all were able to like take a shot and say thank you and kind of like together be super appreciative of each other because we all need each other to keep this going so i was super super grateful so that was good it was like a nice way to start the day and then after that it was like pool time and i got pretty drunk on saturday which i don't know how you did that because i didn't drink a lot at all the whole weekend um one because i haven't been eating a lot because i'm on medication that makes me not eat a lot.
And so I have to watch my alcohol because it doesn't take much. But I don't know. I don't know. But I got pretty drunk. Yeah. So Party Mark turned it up a notch for this. And he had busted out a motor bunny, which if you don't know, it's a Sibian-ish kind of toy.
One of those, you kind of sit on it like a, I don't know, like a sibian ish kind of toy one of those you kind of sit on it like a i don't know like a horse saddle ride it ladies you ride it ride it yeah yeah and so he broke that out and uh he was asking for volunteers to try it out and and actually one of the girls that's on on tiktok but she's not an influencer i think she's going to become an influencer i think she has a packet in now but she went up and she did it and you could tell she was kind of shy and it was cute and she's just beautiful beautiful girl oh she's so pretty yeah so she got done.
And Mark's like, all right, anybody else? And I was like, Lacey, get your ass up here. I don't even. I was shit-faced at this point. I'm like, Lacey, get up here. And Mark's like, really? And I'm like, yeah, she'll get up here. She'll do it. I just sat right down on that thing.
So Lacey had had enough liquid courage where she didn't care i didn't give a shit she walks up that uh the other girl had done it like in her bikini or whatever uh lacy's butt naked she gets up there gets on that thing uh and it was kind of hot because it was me you and then mark and chelsea were both there i squirted everywhere like it was vibrating i think chelsea is the one that actually was doing the controls and then you know mark was i don't talking to don't know, talking to you or whatever. And yeah, you, uh, you made a mess.
There was a, you, you know, you kind of were up on the edge of the pool. There was a splash zone. There was a, yeah. Kind of like SeaWorld, you know, like if you were in that front row or two, you were, you were in the splash zone. I had just enough to make me super. Right. And that thing's vibrating so much that when you like squirt on it, it like. Like it vibrates the squirt. Like I can remember looking down and seeing it splash off. But you were naughty, too. You were giving shots off of your dick. At some point in that day, yeah.
And maybe I might have had a bit to drink as well because Mark kept handing us. So if you don't know, at Secrets, they mix pre-mixed shot bottles. And there are a couple times during the day to kind of get the crowd going.
They're not real strong but they're fun right now you pour these shots into people's mouths so mark kept recruiting me and lacy to be the ones that were doing the pouring and somehow i think somebody said like i want to do one off your dick and i was like well how do you do a shot off of your dick like so you just poured the alcohol down your dick so instead of like pouring it on my dick and somebody taking a shot off of it i dropped my um shorts and then poured the alcohol onto my dick and like almost like pee streamed it into it was sexier than it sounds it was hot and like your dick wasn't hard but it like you probably had enough viagra running through your veins that it was a good semi right so it was like you know the perfect size for that and i'm not sure how many people exactly took shots i just looked up and i was like liquor off my dick but that was a new experience yeah yeah i've i kissed a lot of people too like there was times that like, I can remember like looking up and you'd be on the other side and your dicks out and you're pouring.
So then I was on the other side and I was like making out with people and like, normally we're really together when we do a lot of this stuff, but because we're, you know, secrets, yeah, we're hosting and secrets. Well, that pool's so big now. Yeah. So we were like a little bit further away from each other, but like I kissed, more people than I can probably count. I mean, it was a lot. We were, I mean, like, I wasn't doing it with anybody, but we were hoeing it up a little bit. On Saturday. But after that motor bunny, me squirting, I was done-zo. Lacey went and took a nap in the cabana.
Literally went and took a nap. Yeah. Yeah. And then I was like, okay, I'm going to the room. And I literally just left and went to the room. Yeah. Okay. But the good thing about Saturday is we actually had quite a few hours between the pool time and prom night. But I had to wash it. I had to get prom ready.
ready so that took a while but we did have like four hours so that was nice so we were able to wouldn't we have for dinner like five guys or panera or something right no we had something for we door dash something was that the night that j and j came and visited us for a little bit i have no idea They came in our room and visited us. We did a little naughtiness one night. I think that was it. It was. It was Saturday. Yes. Yeah. We did a little naughtiness. We'll save that. We'll save that for another time. But that was fun. They're so hot.
my god they're so hot um and we i just got ready it was prom night yeah why are you smiling no i'm just now i'm remembering what happened with with jay and so it's in my head i'm just thinking you're reminiscing well because i think what what had happened is they had came you had went to the room to take a nap or they i was doing something and they had ended up with you and no that what that was sunday because they came back that's right that was sunday sunday i think they just stopped by i mean our room was not close to theirs but they stopped right um that's how to do it though just fyi um but anyway that was that was a fun experience it was nothing super naughty just you know just a little fun there are slow slow getting into the lifestyle friends so we'll respect their privacy but it was fun um but after that we had to get ready so um dan wore a hot pink shorts suit yes i wore this is for prom night prom night i wore like a nude illusion with like pink iridescent crystals a strapless um dress if you haven't seen it you can go to our tiktok and our instagram all the things we have all the videos and pictures and stuff i loved my dress and it was super comfortable but it was so fucking hot i died all night um but i felt beautiful um i loved my dress you looked so good we killed the theme for prom night i thought so yeah because like it's hot there so like you being in shorts kind of made it like a little less informal but my dress like I had decided that I was going all out for prom and I did no you look great and so for uh Saturday night prom night we had the balloon arch um if you're wondering nobody popped their balloons ahead of the event Dan popped the $600 balloon I had to pop them the next day yeah but did you cry the whole time i did not no um but we had the balloon arch we brought in a 360 camera this time to do with the 360 camera stuff um everybody was looking legit oh everybody looked fabulous uh so and then we had dj landis if you don't know who dj landis is he's a legit like edm dj did edm orlando i mean he's he's a well-known uh edm uh dj we had him in the club saturday night and he he killed it he's a whole nother level of uh dj i mean dj life spice is amazing and honestly i i thought dj life spice was probably almost on the same level as landis was he just knows what we like and i think that's why it was like more personalized to us and i think that's why life is by his looked better because he just knows us so well he knows what our group likes but landis is you know yeah it's funny because we go to all these places and you know it's like one of our complaints is usually oh the dj and then to have a dj like that that's you know kind of a next.
It was pretty cool. Yeah. And we, we danced, we partied. I wore my dress as long as I possibly could. Somebody ended up spilling like a whole bottle of Tito's on the floor and my dress was floor length. So I tried to stay out of like the middle of the VIP.
I actually tend to stay time like in the corner but my dress ended up getting in it and so eventually I did have to change but I was like I paid you know it wasn't major expensive but I paid enough for this dress I'm going to wear it as long as I could so eventually I did go and change into lingerie but we we danced we danced on the stage we shot confetti cannon you know it was that the night that you were naughty with um can we say her name who oh no that's sunday oh it was like no no no what were you talking about oh yeah that was the night was it can we say her name she said we could say her Okay.
So could we always ask permission if we can say people's name? I'm like dancing, having like a great time, and I look over there, and Dan is hitting on his TikTok crush, Fallon. I was. Yeah. You had a little moment with her. Yeah. So if anybody follows us on TikTok, Fallon is another TikTok creator. And she's just precious. Her and her husband are awesome. They're great people. And, yeah, so I got an opportunity. We've met them a few times. We got an opportunity to dance with her. And we got a little. There was some little bumping grinding. Flirting, a little grinding going on there. Yeah.
It was pretty hot. It was very hot. And then you, like, can I say what you did to me? Because it was pretty hot. If you want, yeah. You, like, grabbed me and put your fingers in my mouth. It was really hot. Yeah. Because they had been places and done things. They had explored places. We're so bad. But anyway, so that was hot. Saturday night was just, like, I mean, like, I danced. I just had a really, really fun, good time. Yeah, we got a bunch of pictures of you up on the stage with Party Mark and with the DJs. DJ Chino came on after Landis, and so you were up there with him.
And we did shots of tequila with James up on the stage. We did? Yeah, we did. Well, I did. I don't know if you did. I don't know if I did. You might have just been dancing, but yeah. It was a good time. Yeah, it was. Saturday was a good, it was a great, a great vibe. Yeah. We were in the club probably too late too. I don't know, it must have been one o'clock before we got. Yeah. And then we moved again to the hot tub. And this time, like things were happening. Yeah. So we were in the hot tub and I don't remember everybody that was in there, but you had ended up with Boston.
Who I had been trying to fuck all fucking weekend.
Boston Joe, which is kind of one of your crushes yeah rightfully so he's he's like a male supermodel almost yeah like i was totally trying to like do it with him yeah properly because we had played with him and his beautiful wife back in like october and it was very rushed and there was just a lot going on so like we were very much looking forward to like properly swinging with them right and so we were like things were happening in the hot tub right so he was there and then uh they had brought two other couples from boston and somehow kylie sexy swinger chick ended up with those other two husbands yeah and i had the other two wives yeah on the side of the hot tub and then me and boston yeah so she's like you know kylie's got the two husbands and she's servicing them and then i have the two wives and i'm servicing them and then you and boston are there and i think her his wife his wife was there and she was kind of she was sitting at she didn't want to get in the hot tub right she didn't want to get in the hot tub but she was there yeah and she was all about the hot tub, but she was there.
Yeah, right there. And she was all about it, right? And some guy passed out. And Dan is just like, go into town with these two girls. Like, I don't know if your face was down there, if it was your hands, but I'm like, Dan. Because like, as the host of this event, you got a face full of pussy and hands, and this guy's passed out like two feet from you. And I'm like, Dan, Dan. He ended up just getting too hot from those hot tubs were very hot. And he had been drinking. We know him. I mean, I don't know him personally, but he's on the discord. He's part of our group.
But, you know, he had probably had some alcohol to drink. Yeah, like we all had. And he had been in the hot tub and got. Those hot tubs were hot. Yeah. And I think he was trying to get went to get out of the hot tub, I think.
Luckily, he wasn't fully standing he went to get out of the hot tub and obviously that he didn't hit his head or anything it was a little it was chillier that night you know it wasn't like cold cold but that's a pretty good temperature change and right he kind of had a moment where he kind of and then of course everybody freaked out and there was panicking and yelling and everything the whole mood was killed like don't get me wrong we're not blaming him shit happens life happens but like all of us like we were about to have like this amazing orgy and like very quickly it was like right it went to well and luckily if you've ever been to any swinger event there are nurses yeah everywhere So they ended up he had a nurse and a doctor i think um tend to him very quickly yeah um and he was they were very like he know he's okay he just you know you know all his vitals are good he's he's gonna be fine he got him some water and they just slowly you know kind of gave him liquid and got him back up on his feet but that pretty much but it just yeah that took that whole thing took a while yeah and it was kind of over and at that time it's now 3 30 in the morning or something yeah and like katie and like some of them came back down and stuff and honestly we might could have made something happen but at this point it was like it was very late like we were getting close to the sun coming up so we were just like okay so i guess we gotta call it a night we called it a night we all went to bed yep and then sunday sunday was its own jam so we luckily for us was we did not have to pack up and leave sunday yeah so we stayed but i was very exhausted like it really hit me sunday and i also felt like kind of sick to my stomach not because i was I really because I think I only had one drink Saturday night I just think just days of sun and alcohol and just everything not eating right it just kind of caught up with me like I went to the pool without you at first and I ended up coming back because I just like I was dead yeah I think for some reason you woke up like I go to the pool.
And I'm like, I don't want to get out of bed right now. So I went down. You're like, well, I'm going to go get some sun. And I was like, okay, have fun. And then I was back up there like 30 minutes later. And then we nabbed. Yeah, we nabbed. And I don't think we ended up getting back down to the pool. It's probably like 1 o'clock in the afternoon or something like that. But Party Mark was down there like living it up on Sunday. Yeah. And so we took some time. We broke down the banner.
I did have to pop the 600 balloons you did myself um the maintenance guy gave me a knife and i had to i literally popped every single one of these didn't feel good i wasn't happy about it um but miss fallon got pulled onto the stage yeah so party mark i don't know if party I don't think he did. It was a much smaller crowd. So there's, you know, 100 people there as opposed to 500 that were there on Saturday. Much smaller crowd. Mark and Chelsea were there. And I guess Mark was feeling, he was feeling it. And they had played some different pool games and stuff like that.
And then at some point it came, oh, he out his toy box that's what it was so he always has a bag of toys um that i think you know he's he's trying to i'm sure he has sponsors or something that give him those toys but uh so he's showing the crowd all these toys and is asking if anybody wants to use one so we had been sitting in the pool and talking to Fallon and her husband and kind of getting to know them a little bit. And when he had broke out the snail vibe, which we've talked about on this podcast before, it's actually a dildo that has a vibrator ball on it.
And the ball is on, it like rolls up like a snail. And so as you- It's actually really a good toy. Yeah. As you insert the dildo, the vibrator ball can unroll but still stay on your clit. So you can kind of get penetration and clit stimulation at the same time with this one toy, which is pretty cool. I think you've actually used it poolside at Seekers before. So Fallon saw that and she's like, oh, that looks fun. I would try that.
i was like mark mark i have a volunteer she wants to try it which she had said to me like earlier in the weekend that because like i had called her up to do like take a picture with me or something and she was like that made me feel so confident you know like she was just really sweet and so like she's like i would never have went up there had you not have pulled me up there so it was like another good opportunity she's so gorgeous and so sweet so like she needs to know how gorgeous and sweet she is so it was like i thought it was really good that you pulled her up there because sometimes we just have to be pulled out of our shell a little bit she needed that yeah so mark pulled her up and and uh they used the the vibrator on her and the toy on her and um i think she enjoyed it me and you actually got into the splash zone we did on purpose we're like this is going to be in her husband yeah and her husband was with us yeah like we want to watch this um so they used that toy on her for a while and then i think i think mark asked her do you squirt or can you squirt and she was like uh like i think she said she had done it a little bit one time, but not really.
And so Mark goes, well, the one thing I learned when I was in the porn industry is how to do this. And he's like, so if you're comfortable, I can teach you and I can show your husband. Mark's so good. The thing I like about Mark is he always finds the husband. He always checks in.
He always brings them up on the stage next to him like he's very good at he does a very good job making sure everybody's comfortable there's consent everybody you know so so he's like where's your husband you know she's he's like you know do you want me to show you and she's like yeah and he's like where's your husband and he's like are you okay he's like yeah and he's like okay well come up here and i'll actually like i'll teach you how to do it and so he puts his fingers in her and i swear it wasn't five seconds he's pulling his hand out and his hand is just is dripping with with squirt like she was squirting immediately oh yeah and it i mean it took him like five seconds and her face was so cute on her face was like turned on but confused but maybe a little embarrassed but happy yeah maybe just it was just you could capture all those emotions on her face all at the same time but it was super hot and then her husband got up there and made her squirt which is really important and i'm glad he was able to do that mark's like do it this way use your hands this way immediately she started squirting and he had her going too yeah so that that was super hot i you know i crushed on felon quite a bit so seeing that's hot for me but then you know seeing them have that moment it was no it was great i loved it was also great yeah so that was like i mean that that was the bulk of our sunday day we ended up going back to the room should i say i was supposed to meet party mark yeah in the room but i ended up napping there was some flirting i don't know party mark was working so i'm not saying anything was going to happen but we were flirting with him and chelsea and they were flirting with us there was a missed opportunity and there was some talk about maybe you know getting together and seeing if anything happened and i fell asleep lacy passed out yeah missed opportunity anyway so we ended up we were supposed to go to dinner with kylie and boston and them and i just couldn't i was like i'm done so we ended up ordering paneer i needed like tomato soup and grilled cheese i needed like comfort food we ended up eating that and then we ended up going back to the hot tub again we were down there for a little while not super super late, and us, Brad and Kylie, Life of Spice, and their unicorn, her name is Hannah, she did say give us permission to use her name, we were all like, well, let's go back and play, which I was really excited that nobody was like, hey, let's film this, let's do, you know, it was never, you know, because we all are content creators, so it was really fun that it was truly just like generic and stuff yeah a little backstory so like you said um life is mr and mr life is price had brought a single female um and i think she's played with them before but they're not they're not like a they're not yeah they're not in a relationship but um and she was completely vanilla i think before she had met.
But I think she's played with them before, but they're not, they're not like a tribe. They're not, they're not in a relationship, but, um, and she was completely vanilla, I think, before she had met them. But I think she had had some experiences, like even that weekend prior to this. Right. So she was curious, you know, they brought her, she loved the weekend, but, um, they had mentioned to us, like. Yeah, Mrs. Life of Spice, she's very good at, like, hooking people up, and she, like, mentioned a few times.
She had talked to us and said said hey hannah's kind of into you guys if you know if you're interested and we're like yeah she's gorgeous and you had like danced with her and flirted a little bit throughout the weekend we had been kind of flirting with her on and off throughout the weekend we just never had got a chance to really connect with her really with anybody i mean we were pretty busy but yeah we're all talking in the hot tub and that we're like should we go back and uh play and we're all agreed to that so we ended up back in our room um so uh kylie brad um mr and mrs life of spice me you and then hannah the single unicorn um and then we all start playing um hannah had made it very apparent she had spent the previous night in the dungeon and was very into dungeon-y things being submissive being spanked um and things like that and dan has that side to him and i definitely have that side to me me and you don't do that a lot because he likes being spanked a little bit but not too much yeah i if i get in a certain mood i like to be right if you give her a slap on the ass while you're fucking her like she's good with that but she doesn't want to just like be spanked like no yeah like if you're fucking me and spanking me that's one thing but like just like me sit down and get spanked no you don't want it to hurt like you want it just to put up to the point where maybe it hurts a little yeah um but that you and her just like kind of immediately started i don't even know what you call it what do you would you call it well i just i started i don't even know like if she was wearing a lot i don't know somehow she got naked it was you two on the bed and all of this other all of us on another bed and we literally just like sat there and watched y'all it was very hot like you spanked her very aggressively yeah um and she very much liked it and i very much liked it i like seeing you in that role and i do like i am very aware that's not something that i can provide you like i know that there that is a part of you.
Like, you're very aware of that's not something that I can provide you. Like, I know that there, that is a part of you. Like, you're not like a dom, but you definitely are dominant as a man. And I do know that you like that part of the lifestyle and that part of like being kinky. So to see you in that was very hot for me. Because I knew you were like releasing something that you wanted to do.
You like it was providing like an outlet outlet yeah so it was very hot i mean i could have taken it one or two ways i could have taken it hot or i could have taken it like oh i can't give him that so yeah and truly this is probably the first time you've ever seen me take it to that level with somebody in front of you but it was fucking hot i was squirting without even being touched lacy was literally standing there watching me spank her and talk naughty to her and you know we had gone over safety you know yes yeah she had you know her safe words and she knew what to do if it became too much um but she i think she's the kind of person that i don't you would have to tap for her like i think you would have to take her out of but you weren't you didn't overdo it no i was you know it was first time you were very respectful of her yeah but it was like hot because she you would make her not come until i either i came or she said it or i said she could come it was super hot um yeah i was playing with her and spanking her and i could tell that she was getting close to climax.
But what I had said to her is, you were having sex with Mr. Life of Spice. And I was like, you're not allowed to come until Lacey comes with Mr. Life of Spice. And so, you know, you were having sex. And I'm like, ask her to come. Like, tell her she needs to come so you can come. So she's saying all these things and stuff. And it was pretty fucking hot. Oh, it was very fucking hot. And we kept on with this.
And then, this and then like you said at some point in time like everybody had just stopped yeah and watched oh it was like we were all like in awe i mean somehow i was fucking mr life of spice but even him and i didn't fuck for very long like we like all just kind of stopped and watched it was very hot i counted her down at one point yeah and the funny thing is as i you know i counted so i've done this with lacey i do this with lacey a lot but i've done it with some of the other swinner wives and stuff but like essentially i'm gonna count down from 10 to 1 and you can't come until i hit one and it's like when she came i think like you all came like yeah no you definitely oh it was so fucking hot yeah because i was like if i wasn't fucking mr life of spice i was probably playing with myself so it was very hot um and that whole night and that was definitely like from you and i's like a couple that was definitely like the highlight of the nights watching you with her but like i definitely always enjoy mr life of spice and i haven't been able to like connect since like September.
So that was nice. And then, um, Kylie ended up with a strap on with her, which was, I, that was entertaining to say the least. That was something I was, I was laughing. Me and Kylie were talking. She was like, Oh, you met mistress Marley. I was like, Oh geez.
Um, but it was, it was a fun fun night yeah yeah so truly organic truly fun just truly friends having a good time together it was a lot of fun yeah i got some time with uh mrs life is fun that night too and then uh me and brad ended up uh with uh kylie at the end she was like a brat she was being a little brat yeah which but at the same time like in a good way like she was so her and brad were having sex but she was trying to be like no i don't want in a playful way yeah and like almost like wrestling with us and like i don't know like you had to be there i was exhausted by the time it was over i'll tell you that right now like it was like wrestling a bear but in a hot sexy way and it definitely worked for her because she liked she said that like i guess that's like her alter ego like that's marley um but it was entertaining like to watch i was like what the hell is happening yeah it was fun but that's how we ended our sunday exhausted and um everybody i think had fun all right but what we forgot to mention about sunday um so that was that and that was great and i, I think, had fun.
All right. But what we forgot to mention about Sunday. We did forget. So that was that. And that was great. And I hope we meet up with Hannah again soon. Yeah. Just so you know. We did forget. Like a super. So Jersey has learned the art of coming into her room. And they came and told us bye Sunday morning. Right. And we sat there for like 10 or 15 minutes saying bye. Mm-hmm.
And next thing well i wanted to fuck miss jersey all weekend and again because craziness it just never happened uh and so they were saying bye and i was like how much time do you guys have before you have to go to the airport and they're like oh like 15 minutes and i was like can i fuck you real quick and she's like yes so we had like and he was like yes yeah and so uh it was very quick but very it was much needed because we haven't it's been like a long time yeah and we actually said bye to mike and daphne a similar way yeah we said goodbye to mike and daphne the same way they came in to tell us bye actually before jersey, so Dan was a total whore on Sunday.
Yeah, I was a little bit of a whore, yeah. Yeah, you were. But those are all my people. They are your people. I didn't get to connect with them. I still didn't get to connect with them enough. I needed an hour with Daphne, an hour with Miss Jersey. I think Hannah, that was a good amount of time. Yeah, that was good. I felt comfortable with that. And even Miss Life of Spice. There were still people I definitely wanted to hook up with. There's always so many Miss Jersey. Like I had a list in my mind, like not written down. And I only slept with one, two. On your list? Two on my list. Yeah.
There was like five on that list. I slept with two. But anyway, that's all that all happened. So now everybody's going to be like, well, who was on Lacey's list? Who? I'm not going to tell you. I know. But you're just going to have to guess. Well, we've got some more events coming up. And I think some of those listers are going to be at some of those events. They are. There's going to be more opportunity. But I think that kind of wraps it up. That was what happened at Secrets. I'm sure we missed stuff. Oh, yeah. There's a lot.
Well, we totally forgot about Sunday morning until we got to do that back.
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