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hey there pineapple people and welcome to the swing nation podcast we are your hosts northern guy and southern girl today's episode we're going to recap all the crazy fun we had at secret sensations halloween scream in pittsburgh pennsylvania yeah it was a lot of fun it was a lot of fun I didn't really know what to expect because we had never been. Hadn't really heard a lot about them. But I was pleasantly surprised. It was a night to remember, as they say. Yeah. All right. So if you don't know, Secret Sensations is a hotel takeover group.
And I guess they're kind of northeastern region, kind of up that neck of the woods geography is not i think they said they did some stuff around maryland dc you know pennsylvania and kind of that area yeah what i got yeah um and this is their halloween party that they reached out and invited us to and they they reached out like eight or nine months ago they were so organized they were very organized and they invited us asked us to come teach a class help promote the event um and what i will say is i before we even really got much of a chance to promote the event they sold it out yeah like we because we do so many events it's hard for us to like really talk about a halloween event in like march or april so it's almost like we have to kind of get through some before we can start talking about others and so once it was kind of time to like start thinking about halloween yeah it was sold out completely which is like good for her i mean good for them they did an amazing job right yeah so i mean we posted it on all our stuff you know we shared it on our discord we posted on our website uh and shared everything about the event but like you said usually it's about like 30 30 45 days before we start like really hyping events and it was already booked and sold and you couldn't get a room and um i mean you you had to like what 30 minutes away was like the closest hotel room it's pretty i can't ever say that name remote remote work so it's not what i was going to say rural rural yeah that southern draw just doesn't want to say that does it but i didn't realize it but when everybody was like i think the closest hotel was like 20 minutes away most airbnbs were like 40 minutes an hour away so it was definitely off the beaten path a little which was you know it was fine but for it to be sold out that made it hard for everybody that wanted to stay around the area yeah um so our journey up to pittsburgh we actually left on a wednesday night so the party was friday saturday night correct um the hotel takeover um we'd like to go up and get there a day early kind of settle in and stuff like that um so we left on wednesday because we were driving not true what do you mean not true we left on thursday oh that's right that's right we were gonna leave on wednesday we had like a dog boarding i forgot they were closed on wednesday yeah we had a little mishap yeah but that was fine we were just gonna drive a couple hours because it was about an eight hour drive so um just to kind of make it not so bad right but it didn't work out which is fine we just got up early thursday and drove straight there yeah i forgot for some reason in my head i thought we split it but you're right we didn't we drove all the way through thursday and uh normally we would just stay at the the hotel um but we had friends that went early and they had gotten an airbnb yeah so nc hot wife and and her husband, Kyle.
So Ashley and Kyle had split a hotel room, or an Airbnb, with Meg, who works for us, and her husband. So they were like, why don't y'all just stay with us Thursday night? They had an extra room, so we were like, sure. And the Airbnb had a hot tub. It had a hot tub. And we were down from making content with Ashley and Kyle. We had made some before. We were all about making it again.
I think people think that when we go to swinger events, like we film content at the swinger event, like at the playroom, which is if you've ever been to any kind of swinger event, you can't have your phones there there which is crazy so you know we so in order to film content for our other pages we use that to kind of pay for these trips right it does so we always try to go up a day earlier so so that way we can genuinely enjoy the trip too we can okay so now we've done our work now we can go and have fun so it was a twofer we like to hang out with them um and we got time to make content yes um airbnb was very nice the only note it was a little creepy is there was no there's no shades there was no there's no blinds which for us we don't really care because like we don't mind nudity and being but i do question the owner of the airbnb was in the house next door yeah right yeah and there's no he has no blinds on his air like you couldn't even change in your bedroom like and it wasn't like we were out you know like even their regular subdivision i mean it was in the middle of pittsburgh like right was his name jim yeah he's a little creepy jim you're a little creepy put some blinds up dude but i got to the point where i just didn't care i was like we didn't honestly fuck it jim's just gonna see me naked i mean like we didn't care from the moment we walked in but it was a little weird yeah it was weird it was totally like if you were more like you were a vanilla person you were a conservative person with there with like friends or i don't know even if you had like a teenage daughter i wouldn't feel comfortable having her in the room.
Right, because there's windows in every room. I mean, there was lots of windows. But we were super grateful for a place to stay. So we're not complaining. No. We're just making an observation. Right. Yeah, if you go to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, watch out for Jim's Airbnb. He has no blinds. No blinds. He may or may not be creeping on you.
But, so leading up into the car we decided to do an only fans live thursday night in a tiktok live in a tiktok live so pretty standard for us get on tiktok live hang out slightly mentioned here and there we're gonna go on only fans later kind of drives people to the only fans right yeah a little pro tip little only fans pro tip for all the only fans girls out there so normally, the most we've ever had in, like, a TikTok Live is, like, 3,000. Yeah, maybe 5 on, like, a crazy night. Yeah. Maybe 5,000. But, yeah, that's... That 5,000 would be insane for us. Right, right.
We had 19,000 at one point. It was nuts. Like, we have a screenshot of it, like, it's 17,000. But somebody else came in and said, no, the highest they had seen it was $19,000. It was insane. I don't know. People like swingers hanging out in a hot tub, I guess. Yeah. I don't know how that account didn't go down. You were a little drunk. I wasn't. It's crazy because I didn't drink a lot, but I hadn't ate a lot of food that day, so that'll do it. We had Meg pitching all the stuff as she was. She might have been a little drunk, too. Yeah. She's vanilla, though, for the record. Yeah.
She's a little swirl.
I mean, if you film and watch, I mean mean it's a little bit comfortable being around that environment it's part of her job right like it's you know it's if it's for the business it's not a requirement though let's make that super clear it's not a requirement it's a voluntary optional um job yeah uh consensual optional job yeah so we went live on tiktok we went to switch over to the other page so yeah so 20 000 people on i think when we hung up that only fans lot or that tiktok live it was over like a quarter of a million people like it was like close to 300 000 people had viewed the live so then go to hop on OnlyFans and then what happens?
It just breaks. It's not like a super great platform for going on OnlyFans. OnlyFans, fix your shit. Which is crazy because like we were able to stream live for TikTok people with 20,000 people. But then you try to go to that site and do it and you've got like.
Right, then we get on OnlyFans, like 400 people like swarmed like instantly and the whole system it just crashed yeah and just broke yeah which sucks because we had told all these people oh people were furious they were i mean like they were coming at us with pitchforks they were so angry they thought they're trying to cancel us they were we were scam artists and like they're like and then we like we're like it's the platform obviously like our internet's great we were able to support this but like people were like well why would you go live on a platform that can't support you well well first of all it's the only one that there is we never the the most we've ever gotten is maybe 5 000 in a tiktok live and now we have almost 20 000 like that's not we that was not planned i mean we were grateful for it but definitely not planned so we ended up just recording we just put the cameras up and like recorded and the majority of the people were nice about that so we you could we could still post on our wall on only fans and so we posted hey guys you broke it like there's nothing we can do we're gonna record this for you and as soon as we get done recording it we'll just send it we'll dm it to you yeah send it out to everybody yeah and most people were pretty gracious and yeah and we even sent out something like thank you like thank you for the like some people were really nice and the ones that were really i think we sent out a short video with that message and said here's a little video for now and then you know we'll send you you'll have it here i mean if you are an asshole we restricted you yeah because there's no need for that yeah there's no because like people were really like and we immediately a few people we should say immediately we're like hey there's a problem right okay we're gonna fix it we're gonna you know you just spent ten dollars calm down you know we're grateful for you're very grateful for your ten dollars but like we're not gonna take your ten dollars and run like we have a platform we have a podcast like it's not worth it we tried our best to take our $10 and run.
Like, we have a platform. We have a podcast. Like, it's not worth it to us. We tried our best to make it right. And most people. I would say the majority of the people were very understanding and accepting of that. There were a few bad apples in the group. Yeah. It's okay. We did get a few emails and people were pissed off. But, I mean, it's fine. It's fine. I guess now, like, we know going into it that, like, we have to have. We will pre-rescue that.
If there's a lot of there's a lot of people like hey guys yeah because we really just have no control we're not we know other creators that have had similar issues yeah yeah we're not the only fans if you're listening I know they are I know only fans listen to our podcast you're not listening only fans fix your platform like if you can support 20,000 people on tiktok you guys are just as big of a well maybe not just as big but you're a big platform as well figure that live stream out we need your help And I'll see you next time.
Like if you can support 20,000 people on TikTok, you guys are just as big of a, well, maybe not just as big, but you're a big platform as well. Figure that live stream out. We need your help. It was terrible. Get some guys on that. So we, we had fun. We had a great time. Yeah. Yeah. Ashton, Kyle are super fun to hang out with and play with. I always enjoy their company. So that was Thursday night. It was Thursday. Saturday or Friday. We slept in. Yeah.
Cause we, I mean, we i mean we didn't go to bed till like 5 a.m because we were fielding messages and if you don't know anything about only fans it takes forever to download or upload i guess you should say a video so we had to like we had to send it we had to upload it was just it was 5 a.m. at the earliest that we went to bed so we didn't we slept till 11 10 11.
micah made us breakfast which was super sweet thank you micah we love you yeah um and then we had again a good breakfast yeah those french toast yeah he had powdered sugar and yeah all the things it was really good and um we made so we had powdered sugar and everything. Yeah, all the things. It was really good. And we made, so we had scheduled to make content with Kyle and Ashley during the day. Yes. So that's what that was. We made TikToks. We made content. They had some things that they needed to knock off their bucket list for people that had requested stuff that you, they needed an extra.
Yeah, who knew cowboy boots and white socks were such a such a thing um that's not it's like the third time we've got that request though yeah i think it might be from the same person it is um but you said we we did all that right so if you got i mean we're you know we're pleasers we're people pleasers if you got requests for you know socks and boots and. We're down for it. We're here for it. We support your kinks. I was not. No kink shaming here on the Swing Nation podcast. I was not part of this. For the record. I know. For once. Lacey was not part of this. No. I was like holding the camera.
Me and Kyle, though, we look really good in those cowboy boots. I will tell you what. I was recording.
So that was during the day we wrapped that again super fun to always enjoy cal and ashley's company super fun um he's hot baby you just kind of a little like distracted there you just where did you where'd you go right there i mean he's hot and he's like no they're a great couple they're great always a good time yeah yeah he's hot he's got like great equipment he knows how to use it i think like his play style and your place like the way y'all kind of y'all are very similar in that sense so like me as a you like getting fucked hard that's what you're saying yeah kyle did it for you kyle did it for me well good yeah i like that yeah and he also likes watching too so i also can appreciate a husband that doesn't mind sitting back and like watching a little bit so it was only all it was just like a really super easy laid back um time with them and i'm down to make content anytime with them it was a nice start to our weekend a nice start um and normally that would you know especially when our host are all events we don't expect much after that yeah but what we didn't realize is we were in for a busy weekend this weekend busy work was fun so okay so after all of that we had to load up and head to the actual hotel for the hotel takeover because it was like a solid hour away a good 45 minutes plus and then we had to stop and get your drinks and stuff yeah yeah because we really honestly we didn't know anything about where we were going so i didn't know if there was going to be like restaurants around stores around but like as we drove i figured out that this is going to be like kind of out there right so it was you know the hotel takeover was in pittsburgh but it was north of pittsburgh not like in the city direct.
It was a little outside the city. Correct. So we stopped. Oh, I remembered something. I was sore when we were driving. Were you? Yeah, because I tried something. Oh. It's not. I didn't try it. I've done it one other time, right? Okay. Yeah. Haven't I done it one other time? You have done it at least one other time. What's the letters? I get confused. DVP. I did that. Which means double vagina penetration. I did that. Which means there was two penises in your vagina at the same time. And y'all both have big penises. They're, you know. It's not like one big and one small.
Like, y'all are working with what you got. You know, it's good. It's good stuff. So, that was a lot of penises. Yeah.
yeah we've done that so lacy won't do dp which is one in each hole but she will do dvp when she's i've done dp you have one yeah yeah is that you which would you prefer i don't know i don't know neither one are like really i excite me i mean honestly it's more of like a novelty than it is like a pleasure thing for me it's more of like i'm being bad i'm being bad and boys like this kind of thing um but we were just i guess we felt comfortable with them and i was like heck let's get it on camera why not you know and um i thought you know i was like okay that's not bad that really that wasn't terrible and then like as i'm driving to the hotel i'm like oh maybe i shouldn't have done that right before hotel takeover i was definitely sore i had to turn my heated seats on i was a little i was a little sore um but anyway sorry i got off track but anyway so we're driving we stop we get some snacks get some get some food and stuff yeah we pull up and pull up to the the hotel yeah and it was shitty we don't we don't give out brand names but it was um you know not the greatest brand name it's like a two to three star pretty average for a hotel takeover i mean occasionally you'll get some of these that are really throwing in you know the work so we pull up we're like uh another one of these hotel takeovers yeah i mean and i didn't even think about it bad i was just like okay this is what we're working with right you go in and we check in and it's kind of it's kind of looking you know it's just okay it's not right yeah i mean it's clean the lobby's clean it's not it's not bad but it's no yeah it looks dated yeah so we meet nicole who is over um the hotel takeover group and she is super sweet gets us checked in um and like she had a waiver to sign And I was like do i need to sign that she's like only if you want to play with fire and wax and yeah and i was like hell yeah i've never been to a hotel takeover where they have fire i have not either that was pretty cool i was definitely intrigued by that so i signed the paper i was like we're doing this and um she gave us a tour.
Yes. And it was fucking amazing. Yeah. So as you, after you check in, as you walk into this hotel, what we, I think they had mentioned there was an atrium. I didn't picture it the way, like I thought it was just gonna be like a pool area that had a glass over it. But this is like the hotel is an atrium, like the, almost the entire hotel, like a good portion of it.
So you walk in and there's this huge atrium, the pools there there the tub or the hot tub there's a hot tub there it opens the atrium's open to the bar and the restaurant um there's like another like mini atrium seating area where you can eat dinner and breakfast and stuff um and then all the hotels it's a three three-story hotel and all the all the hotel rooms are like facing into the the atrium and they got big glass picture windows kind of like at secrets if you've ever been there these like four by eight um big glassed in picture windows all open to the atrium super cool like if you were going to design i think we talked about if you're going to design a hotel to do swinger parties at like that is the perfect especially up north because where it's cold because it was indoors but it didn't you didn't feel like you were inside no it's like almost like a water park kind of like an indoor indoor water park kind of had that kind of feel like ceiling sort of vibe yeah definitely but huge wooden beams and very nicely done like well it definitely was old let's not like it's old is a 1980s, 90s hotel.
But, I mean, for what you needed it for, it was perfect. And it was very clean. And they had that place decorated like nobody. They pulled no stuff. I mean, there was 20-foot tall skeletons and ghosts. I really hope that they, like, hit up Lowe's and Home Depot, like, the day after Thanksgiving and get those 50% off. Because, like, there was so much stuff.
I thought it was thought it was like 10 grand worth of just halloween decorations i can't even imagine how much money there was worth a halloween yeah and spider webs and and fog and machines and uh blood and yeah these as you're walking through the hallways there's these things that jump out and trying to scare you like machine things i mean there's like coffins i mean it was like a haunted house in a hotel oh yeah but that wasn't like i mean yes some things jump out at you but it really wasn't like the lights were off and you were scared but it was very much like a haunted house type of vibe it was i mean it was to the nines decorated to the nines most you know we've gone to quite a few hotel takeovers i've never seen somebody go this no they usually use the ballroom and throw up a dj booth and like maybe a backdrop like if that or maybe like some this was far right they transformed that whole atrium into a halloween it's literally a haunted house like a non-scary haunted house yeah the best way i can describe it yeah 100 because they have like to kind of create like a dance floor because they weren't using there's not a ballroom they there was a ballroom but they didn't like it's it's kind of i guess a little disconnected from oh okay well like to create a dance floor they used like like uh plastic but it was like splattered blood all over it so it looked like it definitely fit in with theme of it it was super it was just super cool and um they put our room right behind their backdrop which was you know like marketing wise super super smart we ended up like a couple of times throughout the weekend rolling our ring light out there everybody was using it um so i think you know we had a great room right in the middle of everything yeah um our bed was tiny but that's not their fault that's just it was uh like a for whatever reason it was the the uh handicapped yeah we had a giant bathroom but it's just a small bed yeah um what else so they had a pool there was a hot tub they had a play area you want to talk about that a little bit Yeah, play area again inside this atrium they kind of had cornered off um a play area and pretty smart wise they put up these like uh like those foldable tents you know what do you call it nicer nice yeah they're all white they were white they zipped up so you could have walls you could zip them and close yeah and they put like mattresses?
Yeah. But like nice, like, you know, like the two, like thick ones and stuff. They have like two of those. And then they had one of those blow up igloo type things. We've seen those at different swinger parties. They have used them for like a selfie booth and other places.
But here they used it as like a playroom type area and then the other space there was chairs for like open play there was a lot of bdsm um furniture ropes swings i will say that the like the the st andrew's cross for that like those were not very sturdy yeah i think they were Yeah, I think they were, like, so I think they brought in, like, some kind of, like, dungeon BDSM type of group had come in and kind of set up some of that stuff. I don't know if they were local and these are the same people that were doing the wax play and the fire play and, but they had brought in some equipment.
But yeah, they were very clearly, it was like, tube, made out of this metal tube stuff and kind of clicked together. That could be better because, like, at one point, I saw a girl on like either went to get off or was getting on and like the whole thing like yeah came it was definitely the mobile kit it was not the what you'd see in the dungeon yeah and then they had like two massage tables up towards the front and they would have like are they called dungeon mat what are they called i assume dungeon master is what you'd call yeah so they had of them there, and they would take turns.
I know they would do fire massages. They would do the cupping. I saw that. And then I saw a girl the next day with the cupping, breezes on her back. They did hot wax, which I ended up doing, so we'll talk about that. They did knife play. I'm sure they would do pretty much whatever you were doing.
Whenever you wanted to try, that guy had the stuff to never seen that before oh me either it was very very popular I liked it because for me I'm not super into BDSM but I'm definitely intrigued by it places like that I'm able to safely try things out to see what I'm into no I like in a safe place because i think like sometimes going to dungeons and places like that can be quite intimidating if that's not your scene if you're not used to it yeah no i agree it was it was really cool yeah and i think it's good that you know because a lot of swingers don't have any experience in that kind of realm so to kind of you know bring that in and show people i think was was super cool and again very very it was a very popular area throughout the weekend oh yeah like i tried to do the wax multiple times throughout the weekend and i finally like i think i was the last one on saturday night which we'll go over when we get to saturday night okay so that was like the basic layout they did have some spaces off by the pool for vendors but on friday they weren't the vendors I didn't see any vendors i think they were mainly like a saturday day saturday evening type of setup but for friday they weren't there but there definitely was some space for vendors and stuff like that and a lot of people like as we were walking around was like selling stuff out of the room too like there was tumblers yeah it seemed like the whole kind of the first floor rooms that were facing in were all either a vendor or you know something like we were on that space too yeah um so that's kind of like the basic layout so after we got our tour we set up our room which is getting more and more elaborate by the day it is like we have now like into two bins of stuff to take yeah um but we um we got it all set up and we had a little table out front that was super cute and perfect we you know brought everything we learned a trick at naughty and new orleans what's that one of the podcasts oh yeah um i think it's like american poly or something like that so i have to give credit where credit is due she had blow pops on her table and the whole weekend or whole week however long naughty new orleans is everybody walked around with blow pops and it was like where are those blow pops from where are those blow pops from and i was like meg make a note always have blow pops and so we had blow pops on our table the whole weekend and somebody actually said to me like this is genius and i was like i can't take credit for it so if you wonder why we have blow pops at our tables going forward that is why that's why people want them blow pops they're gonna go look at our stuff whatever it takes right so we get set up what else uh got set up went to dinner after we got all checked in and set up and then the room good thank god they had a place to eat there wasn't a whole lot close by i'd heard people say that they had like doordash or uber eats and stuff but i it was pretty out there so i'd imagine your choices were pretty much like pizza and pizza yeah but the bar food was good wasn't a huge selection but you know enough burgers uh burgers chicken fingers salad philly cheesesteaks you know that kind of stuff um so we ate there we ended up eating all of our meals at the bar throughout the weekend yeah we did um and then it was time to go back to the room and get ready yeah very that quick it was time um so if you don't know we were fbi well Well, we were FBI zombies.
Right. FBI zombies. It was zombie-themed. Yes. And we didn't want to just be a normal zombie. You wanted a themed zombie. Pretty much everybody there was some sort of themed zombie. Right. Very few were just, like, regular zombies. They were all, like, a nun zombie, a teacher zombie, a naughty schoolgirl, something. Right. Nurse zombie. So, yeah. So, we got dressed up. We got all ready. Right. Tried to do a TikTok live, but the internet was terrible. Yeah. It wasn't enough. Yeah. So, about that time, Kylie and Brad showed up because they were going to make TikToks with us. And they're friends.
Yep, they're friends. Which were? What are we going to call them? I think they said we could use their names. They told us we got permission. Okay, Joey and Maria. Joey and Maria. Who are they? Boston Swing King, I think is their username. Boston Swing King and Queen. So they, which we had been chatting with them on Kik. Right, so they're, you know, he is pretty big in Discord.
He's on the Discord all the time and voice chats and doing all that stuff so they're they're well known couple on the discord very attractive couple from the boston area um our members of swinger society have been for a while now yeah but you had started a kit group did he like message you on they messaged us on i think on swinger society and said hey we're going to the event we look forward to seeing you guys and we're like okay yeah cool and then you guys want to chat leading up to it which is just perfect and we're like heck yeah and we started the kick group and we're chatting with them yeah not a ton of chatting just some light like sexy flirting and stuff um that was pretty much it so they showed up with kylie and brad right and because they were staying in an Airbnb or something.
Yeah. They were sharing. They were sharing. So, they came with them. And we pretty much just, like, finished getting ready together. And then Kylie and I made a decent amount of TikToks. Thank goodness. Because we ended up not making any more. The rest of the weekend, really. Pretty much. I mean, we made, like, one or two the next night. But, so, Kylie and I made a bunch of TikToks. We took pictures. Lots of people knew us. I was very shocked. I didn't, I guess I didn't think that we have a good following in the South. I didn't know that in Pittsburgh. I didn't know what to expect, you know?
Yeah, it's hard to tell going into some of these things. Yeah, so a lot of people came and chatted with us and took pictures because we had our ring light out. So we ended ended up taking a lot of pictures bill was there you know bill from from secrets from secrets i think he's our number one super fan right he is our number one i mean when you get a tattoo that says the swing nation podcast i think you get that yeah i don't title super fan yeah so he was there so yeah i mean it was just kind of fun the cool thing i like about this hotel is our hotel was, like, basically where the party was.
Right. We didn't really have to go anywhere. No, it was literally open your door and you're there. Yeah. Almost like, it would be similar to having, like, an interior room at Secrets. Yeah, very similar, except for there's no gate. Right, no gate. Yeah. You're just there. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So we went to dance and have fun. I mean, it was fun. They had a live band. They had a live band. Yeah. Playing a little bit older music. Yeah, but it was fun. A lot of classic rock kind of songs. Yeah, but musical theater songs, too, like Mamma Mia and stuff like that. Me and Kylie were living our best life.
You were. Singing and dancing. And, of course, Kylie got on the stripper pole. Kylie showed her butt hole. She always shows her butt hole. Thank you. like that like me and kylie were like living our best life singing and dancing and of course kylie got on the super pole kylie showed her butthole she always shows her butthole she does um it was i mean it was fun we got to meet mr and miss i'm gonna say it wrong shimmers shimmers yeah they're on tiktok they're on tiktok they're a host couple for a few different parties yeah they were so nice they're were so nice. They're very nice. So nice.
Just a wonderful, sweet couple who I love what they're doing for the lifestyle, just being open on TikTok. And, you know, just we can relate to that. So we got to meet them. We got to meet a lot of people that follow us. I felt like everybody was coming. But it was funny because people would be like, oh, so you're the influencers. And I'm like, yeah, I guess. I mean, it was weird. Are you that TikTok couple? Are you that podcast couple? Yeah, it was weird. It's always weird. A few people were a little weird about, like, thinking we were stuck up or thinking, like. We did hear that.
We did hear that. What do you, I mean, like, at the pool on Saturday, I was cold and, like, very sober.
so i could see where people might think that i was stuck up but i really wasn't i was i tried very hard to be nice and sweet to everyone but some a very drunk girl told us we were stuck up it did happen uh but so friday night you know we did the the dance the music the thing and then we went and we kind of walked around the or the dungeon playroom area i tried to do the wax oh there's too long of a line it kind of it was i think it's weird because we hadn't met um joe and maria yet yeah and so they kind of you know they got there what eight nine o'clock by the time we got tiktoks and all that it was probably closer to 10 you know then we danced and stuff and then it was kind of like kind of got to the point where like, are we all going to play?
Are we not going to play? Nobody was really making a move. I think we were kind of exhausted because we had stayed up until 4 a.m. the night before, plus we'd already had made content with the other couple, so I don't think we were super over-anxious to jump in bed with anybody, but you could tell we were all kind of flirty.
There was definitely sexual tension there, but at at one point he was like we were in the the playroom dungeon area and they had broken it down so there was like some strap hanging from the ceiling and he like was like a muscle man and yeah because he he's like a like he competes like yeah doing body competitions yeah and so he was like hanging from it and like upside down and like like pull up type things and i was like that's fucking hot you did it too though babe i have to say i was impressed that you did it too well baby i can i can hold up my own body i cannot arms i can't that's not i mean he did it like with one hand and like iron cross like kind of like, I can hang from this and not fall.
Okay. And I was, I can't hang from this or I'll die. Like, so there, that's, you know, so, like, the fact that you could do it, I was impressed. Okay. Well, I appreciate it. But, I mean, like, it was hot when he was doing it. Yeah. You could tell. So, anyway, you could tell that there was something in the air there. Like, it was kind of, but I think we just didn't have real time and connection.
And we've said a lot that we don't just jump in bed with people very often we kind of have to build it up and we i mean we had to talk into them for a few months probably like a month or two yeah and then you know so but it ended up everybody just kind of went home and went to bed yes correct um yeah they left and our room was trashed we cleaned up our room i don't know how we were so awake, but we cleaned up our room and kind of got reorganized. I think I have to like, to go to bed, I need to feel like, you know what I mean? Yeah. But I mean, it was a great night. It really was.
I mean, we didn't play. I mean, that night we did during the day, but we sound like such whores. Um, but it was, it was, I mean, everybody there was super nice. So I can't, I have no complaints about Friday night at all. All right. Well, I think this is where we stop. Take a little break. Hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And then when we get back, we're going to tell you about our sexy-filled Saturday. It was. Is that? We were whores, babe. Our whore-filled Saturday.
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We're on the phone call with a, in a meeting we were having with a event organizer. All right. So, sexy Saturday. Sexy Saturday. It was sexy. It was very sexy. So we slept in. We did. Until like noon. Yeah. Well, yeah well we had to because we'd probably i don't think we went to bed till like four or five again so this is night two i think it's actually our third night because we i don't remember what we did the night before i think you and i are just night out so i think we just stayed up late it's normal 2 a.m bedtime for us. Yeah. So I think we stayed up like a little extra late.
So it was like 3 or 4. So then we had three nights solid basically of like all hours of the night. So yeah, we slept in. We went to the bar for lunch again, which was super convenient. It's like literally so close to our room. So you can't really beat that.
And then by the time we finished lunch, it was time for the pool to kind of the pool party to to start yeah so um we went and got in our swimsuit we did i thought it was gonna be warm yeah so it's you're in an atrium inside of the atrium is it's warm it's not hot but it's 70 yeah 70 75 probably like that 75 is fishing i think you're okay anyway it was cold southern girls not yeah but anyway so the air is not super warm we go get in the pool i thought the pool was warm the pool had to be in the 80s um you would not you've got your feet in and you're like nah fuck this i know i went to my waist and i tried so hard like i said before you know i tried so hard i also didn't drink i think i had like one drink at the pool we had we were barely awake we were barely awake you know and like if you've ever been to an event that has a day portion in a night that pacing yourself is a very very hard you know like you don't want to overdo it during the day.
But you also want to have fun. But you also want to make it to the night. So it's hard. So I took the conservative route and only had like one dream. And another thing I will say about this pool is it's like an Olympic like swimming pool. Yeah. And it's like there's a shallow end and then there's like a nine foot deep like deep end. Yeah, we were in the shallow.
We were in the shallow end and like nobody went to the deep end uh and not a lot of people were in the pool a quarter yeah there was a ton of people at the pool right but like i guess i don't get it because there's no sunshine like you're not laying out you're just watching other people you know like yeah i don't know so somebody started up a game of volleyball um so that's the pool itself kind of became this game of volleyball yeah bill and kylie definitely um yeah definitely were like the swinger society swing nation volleyball team yeah they were killing it bill was all over it yeah but also joe and we're all yeah everybody was like i was just trying not to get hit in the face of the ball lacy eventually found her way to the side of the pool and sat there for the you did come in a little bit i did come in then i went and got my hoodie i went and got my hoodie um and like my bathing suit bottoms and then sat on the side and i was much more comfortable like my feet in the water was fine i just like it was just it was just too cold so and then this is where it gets a little weird for me why the the oh yeah this is where so normally a swinger pool parties it's like a it's a pool party there's dj music uh and you're swimming and there's like games uh you know like sexy games yeah um they did play actually one or two sexy they did they did like they did um lick a hole through a fruit loop fruit roll free roll up so they did that um a couple little games i don't remember exactly which each one was but they were fun yeah that's normal pool party kind of swinger stuff, right?
Like some kind of sexy game thing. But then it turned into, not knocking this part, but it was a charity auction dress. It was. Charity dress auction. Yeah. So the vendors there, I guess somebody had donated. I think there was a vendor that had donated a bunch of dresses.
and so they asked for volunteers for people to wear the outfits and walk around the pool so first of all i was worried walking around that pool barefoot because there's water everywhere and these girls were in like stripper stilettos so like hats off to them for doing that because like i would have fell and broken my neck um I struggled a little bit with it because some outfits would get like two dollars yeah and I felt really bad not two I mean I think the three percent I thought was like 20 but no I think six oh four or five yeah yeah I mean like there was I mean right under 10 right but then you'd have like a few things that went for like a hundred right but i genuinely felt and i know it wasn't those girls fault but like my heart like kind of hurt for those girls um i wanted to buy something i bid on a few things um there wasn't like there wasn't like the sizes were like some girls they said it was a large but she was like not my size so anyway i don't know i don't i don't know what to say right i appreciate me personally i i like that they were trying to raise money um for charity and it did go i think they said it went for a breast cancer somebody in their group that was lifestyle had had issues with cancer or something and they were raising money for that which is a very very noble cause i don't want to knock that off it just i don't know this that it kind of threw the vibe off for me for the party yeah because everybody was like having fun and playing volleyball and it just kind of like you had to stop and like you had to watch and they had so you know they're in these dresses they're in heels they're walking on this wet floor we're all half naked you know i don't know it was just like a weird thing like i think maybe if they like had done bathing well i guess you can't auction off bathing suits i don't know i feel like you could have you could have still raised money for a charity but maybe came up with a different i think you know like 50 i think they did do a 50 50 raffle but they did but you got all the money you got oh really yeah oh so what did none of the money went to charity Thank you.
maybe came up with a different i think you know like 50 i think they did do a 50 50 raffle but they did but you got all the money you got oh really yeah oh so what did none of the money went to charity no oh it was like a complete raffle so whoever it was 100 100 raffle yeah so you did that so i mean they had a lot of things going on throughout the day but i definitely feel like that fashion show kind of like like slowed down though yeah and i felt i felt like anxiety yeah you know like i want all those women to feel beautiful and like look their best and feel confident and like i guess me as a woman if i only to be fair the crowd was very cheered them on like nobody was like nobody was body shaming like there was no and there was all body types were in the dresses absolutely people were all very very positive towards that absolutely um but yeah you know like as a woman if the girl ahead of me got 100 and i got six i mean like right there's there's no part of me that wouldn't be like well why didn't i get 100 you know and then and really intriguingly it could have been like her boyfriend or husband yeah whatever you know or whatever there were some cool outfits and dresses and some of them were really of them were really nice.
Yeah, there was. But, yeah, I don't know. I don't know how it felt about that whole thing. Yeah, I don't know. I think it, I don't know. I feel like the pool party should have been a pool party. And if you were going to auction dresses, maybe do that in, like, the side gondola or, you know, I don't know. I don't know. But it's hard to say. But I do appreciate what they were trying to do. 100%. 100% support it. But it was, I don't know. That was, I'd never seen that done before.
And I'm not sure if I would carry that into any of our events or something yeah yeah i'm all for charity though yes yeah but i'm also about like building women up okay yeah and so a few things had the atrium temperature been warmer yes more people would have been in the pool like you said it's like 75 degrees so you you're not really tempted to jump in the pool yeah uh and then the pool temperature was comfortable yeah but because it's cold outside you're kind of in this weird like i want to stay in the water if i get out i'm cold kind of thing yeah um so i don't know i get like it's not there like the problem is had you cranked the atrium temperature up when you'd had the dance party that night you would have been dying yeah um and then there's really no good there's no yeah i don't know how you fix that yeah you just get everybody drunk and having so much fun they don't care where the temperature is that's the key yeah i guess that's the key um but the atrium thing was awesome i still yeah same so to talk about the pool because we didn't talk about this and we won't mention the pool again the pool is not open at night yeah um they said that it is or the hot tub or the hot tub because people get drunk people slip people fall they die you know like it's a liability liability totally a thousand percent get that but like at night it was so fucking hot in there oh yeah and like i would have had a blast in that pool yeah like especially you could have went from the dance floor into the pool yeah oh like how secret is like we very rarely spend a lot of time in the playroom and especially because they didn't really have a huge playroom space the pool could kind of could have been be like i don't know maybe the hotel didn't want that playroom yeah i mean it makes sense like from a liability standpoint makes total sense but like as a party goer i would have loved if i can jump in that pool that pool would have felt amazing at about 11 12 o'clock at night for sure there's that is undeniable yeah okay so after the pool party we had to teach a class we had to teach a class yes so we ran back to our room threw on our swing nation jerseys yeah game time yeah go to the classroom which they were having like a not a potluck but what do you do it's a buffet a buffet the idea was people eat the buffet come sit in the little atrium and we teach them a class yeah it was so here's the thing about these events we've done enough of on where we teach classes no at this time you're either partying you're sleeping right or you're getting ready for the night.
You're at the prime dinner nap time time of day. Yeah, which we want to be there, too. We get it. We want to be sleeping, too. So we usually don't get a huge turnout. We had about five couples show up. Yeah, and then like a unicorn. Right. She was awesome. Bill was single. Yeah, she was. She was hot.
So we didn't have a ton there but it was fine it was it makes for a more intimate conversation right you know it was i enjoyed it i enjoyed it as well yeah not it's not a super turnout but uh the people that were there were great we had really good in-depth conversations with like the five or six couples that were there they asked great questions we got to go back and forth and kind of talk through some things most of them were newer but there was one or two that would have been in lifestyle for a while but it was cool because we could talk about like erectile dysfunction and we could talk about unicorns and single males and like because we did have a unicorn that was new to the lifestyle like how she should behave and what's acceptable and what's not it was just like it was really good it was a good conversation i enjoyed it um as soon as that finished we ate the buffet which was very good oh yeah it was like a what not spaghetti but like it's like bacon cd and yeah like no you know chicken alfredo yeah it was really good it was like a pasta i needed i needed some carbs for the night it was good to carve up yeah and uh.
And after that, it was time to go get, oh, no. So after that, we pretty much had to go straight to the poker run. We did. Yeah, actually, Meg and Micah and Ashley and Kyle had arrived while we were eating. And I was like, can you please help us so we can eat? And she was like, yes. So she kind of set up, luckily, Panac, which you know we all love Panac. Right. So if you don't know Panac, they're the pineapple-shaped liquor bottles. You can go over to Panac.com. They have a bunch of different flavors. They're great. They sponsor our podcast, help sponsor our events.
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So we, Dan handed out or did the poker part i don't know how that works yeah so the people would come around yeah you had a bag of a deck of cards they would draw a card yeah then you would write down so there was like you know it's supposed to be like i don't know how many hands but like you know seven stations you go around and get a card from each station you make your best poker hand whoever has the most best hand wins a prize yeah i have no idea but i let you handle that part i will say so we've done like room tours or room crawls and stuff at events there was a lot of participation in that poker run i mean it was a constant line of people coming through and getting that car i don't remember what the the grand prize was or something but it must have been something sweet because like everybody yeah at one point i was like finishing getting ready and i didn't realize it had started and i came out and there was like a huge line like a line of people like the whole downstairs line never stopped right like it went on for like a good solid hour yeah there must have been six seven hundred people came through our lawn yeah so we had like kind of like a little station i.
Yeah. There must have been. Six. Seven hundred people. Came through our line. Yeah. So we had like. Kind of like a little station. I gave out like. Our. Like our bracelets. And our cards. Yeah. And stuff like that. You gave out. You did the poker run part. And then. Monica and Kyle. Were our Panac guys. They were giving out shots at Panac. They did so good. And then. Everybody else was getting ready. So. That was super successful. And I think. Okay. So like. Me. I made sure that I talked to every single person. That came through. Mm-hmm. Thank you.
else was getting ready so that was super successful and i think okay so like me i made sure that i talked to every single person that came through when i was out there of course there i miss a few minutes of it because because a lady had said earlier that we were like kind of snobby and kind of um no but it was a very good opportunity to talk to people yes so i like took my time i spoke to um you know i complimented their outfit or whatever the case may be i just really took the time because i just wanted them to realize that like we were super grateful to be there and and for them to have us and so many nice people so many and like you said so many people were like oh i love your podcast yeah love you guys on tiktok other than the one drunk girl everybody was super nice like super nice yeah um so yeah so then it was just go time yeah and then like you said you had gotten ready during this but i hadn't gotten a chance yet so it was like pretty much once that uh poker run wrapped up it was changed real quick and then we're going back into party mode yeah so we were jesse and woody for halloween this year um so we i mean literally we just like threw our clothes off that's the one good thing about being a swinger is when you're in the room with her we all just change with each other like there's no like i mean at least not in our core group you know like i feel like it's pretty common for me to be in the shower when everybody shows up yeah so like changing, you know, and you put so much time and work into these outfits and then you're literally throwing them on.
Like, so we took pictures and made TikToks and stuff like that. And it was time to do it all again, right? It's time to party. Yeah. Yeah. So Saturday night they had a DJ. Yeah. Good DJ. Yeah. Oh. They had a Halloween costume kindness. Okay. So, here is a criticism. Mm-hmm. We were doing the poker run and or getting ready when they were judging for the Halloween kindness. Apparently, the judges just walked around and decided, like, I think there was a best group, you know, or there was a couple of different. Mm-hmm.
But, like, they just kind of walked around we didn't know and kylie was brini spears and she really really was um committed to winning i do agree the organization of the costume contest we're not sure exactly yeah so i mean that may be that may be normal for them like, the people that always go probably know that's how it is. But for people that are brand new that didn't know, it was like, wait, what? There was a costume contest? Yeah, so they're, like, announcing the winners. And we're like, wait a minute. How do you even participate in this? Yeah, yeah. So, like, I didn't. That's okay.
But, I mean, that's fine. But I kind of wish that, like, they would have waited, like, let people get to the dance floor and, like, maybe have, like, 30 minutes. You know, you kind of show off your outfit.
If you wanted to participate participate you could have walked through a line or something yeah or whatever you know um or like if you yeah if you want to be seen be here at this point you know i don't know but like we had no idea and then all of a sudden people but now the winners were they were awesome they were legit yeah they were really some people even even the out on some of these outfits. Oh, yeah, for sure. I'm always impressed with the level of detail some people put. I mean, you're talking like full face paint, like ears. We're talking like a guy that just wears a t-shirt.
Yeah, headdresses and craziness, yeah. It's a good job, guys. The costumes were great.
Yeah, so they pretty much announced the costume winners almost immediately immediately and then we were dancing and it was dj dj dancing all the things okay all right so then here's where where's where the fun starts so this is still pretty early in the night yeah 10 o'clock is okay so let's pause because we did forget something what at the pool joey the boston couple was totally hitting on me and he actually had said to me and this is smart if you're a dude right uh boston joey came up to me and was like hey i didn't know this conversation was even had he came up to me on the side was like hey and this is a good like i should do this for you sometimes because you're not very forward right and this i think his wife maria is not very forward either but he came up to me and said hey i just want you to know my wife is really into you she's awful look at him being a wingman right and he's like she's very shy but you know if you're interested like you you'd have to make the first move because she's you know she's shy that's really he said but and i'm he said you know he's like i'm really into your wife and i'm like yeah i mean you could probably tell she's into you and he's like yeah i thought so because like friday night i had like i don't know what we were doing but i'd back my ass up to like you know like say hey you know and his wife was so funny because i love their like relationship because she was like babe she just backed her ass up to you you know like like giving him like you know like come on pay attention so like there was definitely some sexual tension and then at the pool he was definitely he made it very clear that yeah hey if you're interested we're interested yeah yeah so we like we knew that we were into them they knew we were yeah so those conversations have kind of already but in in these events it's always hard to like break away and find time, right?
Because we have, you know, we have several friends there. There's a bunch of people that are always coming up and talking to us that we don't know. And it's just like, it seems like it's constant. Our attention is getting, you know, taken from one place to the other. And it's really hard to kind of break away and get away, you know, like get out some alone time to really connect with a couple. So they had come up to me because we were the only ones that had the hotel, a room in the hotel.
So our room was like, they had came up and they were going to get, I think, go to go bathroom and get drink refresh. So they had asked for the key to our room. And so I gave them the key and then they went to our room. And then once they walked away, I kind of had an epiphany. It was so cute. It was so cute. I looked at Lacey and I'm like, do you want to follow them? And I was like, what?
And I'm like, we all know we want want to fuck like we could just sneak away with them real quick but it was so fun it's like husband and wife to be like we should do this you know it was like kind of sneaky kind of bad but like i don't know it was just like i felt like we were like a team you know let's go do this so i'm like in this we're not like that we usually wait till the end of the night to fuck but like i was like hey obviously we all want to do this if we just follow them back to the room we can have you know just 30 minutes an hour you know got to sneak away for a bit and then come back to the party and then yeah then we don't have to worry about it like the rest of the night like it can yeah so you were like let's go and i was like okay let's go yeah so we followed them back to the room and we came in and i don't think they really got embarrassed so i like went in the bathroom and hid because she's like all nervous uh and i didn't fuck around like so i came in and there's like clothes on the bed and like bags on the bed and stuff and so i just came in we started we're chit-chatting with them a little bit and i just start clearing off the bed i like taking stuff off the bed and i was like I'm covering my face As soon as Joe saw me start to clear off the bed, like, I think it clicked in his mind.
Oh, he told me later. He was, like, I knew it was go time. And I don't know what you said. I said something to the effect of, like, hey, guys, like, I don't know how much alone time we're going to get. But we, you know, we saw, you know, we knew you guys were going back to the room alone.
So, we's like 10 o'clock like we're talking like early like dan was not fucking around he was like let's make this happen yeah yeah and they were like yes yes let's do this let's do this and so we all rip off i mean it was pretty like and it was funny because like we have on these like and it and what's really funny is they were buzz and jesse or buzz and Woody, and we were Woody and Jesse. So, it was, like, really funny because we're, like, trying to peel off these outfits. And, like, mine's got, like, straps and belts, and I couldn't get it off. Like, he threw his glasses at one point.
It was super hot. Right. So, we get into it um and then our friends had noticed that we were missing which you know like i don't knock them all right they just didn't know they just didn't know and you wouldn't suspect that like oh they they went to sneak away to go fuck you would think oh they're just going to the bathroom or getting drinks yeah like honestly like i would have done the same thing i'm like hey bitches even if i knew they were in there fucking i'd be like um what about me you know but so like they start like knocking on the door and so we ended up opening it and like Thank you.
hey, bitches, even if I knew they were in there fucking, I'd be like, um, what about me? But, so, like, they start, like, knocking on the door. And so we ended up opening it. And, like, yeah. And so we pretty much had to explain to our friends. Can you just give us, we just needed. Well, Kylie and Brad came in. All right, they came in, yeah. Kylie and Brad came in first. And then Meg, Micah, Ashley, and Kyle were, like, kind of behind. And they were like, wait, no. You were like, you know, Megan, Micah had been in the room for, for a play. So it's like, it's not uncommon.
And so is Ashlyn who also works for us. So it's not uncommon for them to be present, even though they don't participate, but we're like, y'all can come in. Like everybody's welcome. And they were like, oh no, no. They're like, we'll go take a brew. We'll go hang out.
out we'll see you guys in a little bit so they kind of left and gave us some time right but i feel like even just like it just never quite got back yeah kind of because we were very much like hot like jump into it hot and heavy and then you know we kind of had to take a break and explain to everybody kind of figure out what the who was coming and who was going and what uh but we did we you know kyle uh kylie and brad came in and they kind of joined us and we kind of we had a another we'll probably stay in there for another 30 minutes yeah it was fun yeah it was definitely fun it was a good time um and at one point we're like doing our thing and i was like the window's not open and so like and that's like a major kink of mine is being watched so i opened the window i felt like i was off though not because i just felt like once that paused and we had to let people in and then we paused and we let more people you know then they came in and then let i just felt like it lost a little bit of steam i'm not blaming anybody it wasn't it was just what it is it's just part of like playing at a hotel room i mean a hotel takeover so um i just felt like it kind of just like paused a little it was still fun it was still super hot and fun and i was like super into him i'm getting a little turned on thinking about it um it was it was hot it was hot watching you with her i mean just like the whole thing was hot um it was a good time but we ended up finishing it's like 10 30 10 45 now yeah and so then we go back to the party and then this is where it gets kind of funny because then um ashley and kyle grabbed us and said hey well so no i went to like do something and ashley and kyle were like hey we really want to play with y'all right but we just don't know everybody and we're not super comfortable so can it just be us and i was like yes so like literally it wasn't 30 minutes or an hour 45 minutes like i'm like okay hold on so i'm like run back to the dance floor i'm like dang it so like joey and maria's there kylie and brad's there everybody's there and i'm like all right guys we have to talk real quick like we have to talk i was like okay our friends want us to go back with them but they're we're not done tonight so we're gonna go back to our room with these guys.
You sound so terrible. They're not comfortable with everybody, but we want to get another play session in. So we're going to go fuck them. You guys hang out here. We'll be right back. And we're going to fuck you later. I'm so upset. If anybody is listening to this that is not a swinger, they're like, what the fuck is wrong with these people?
To us, we were living our best living our best life it was just like we're doing this uh-huh so we run out so we go in there with kyle and ashley and have super hot sex again again um there's just such a difference when it's not recorded versus recorded right we didn't no cameras no worry about any of that at the end i pulled my camera out because you were going down on ashley and it was super hot um but it was like a two minute video but other than that there was no cameras i think we'd like gotten done having sex we were done i was like i just need one more taste of that and then yeah yeah and then i was going down on her and then i like sit up and turn around and like all like you're sitting like yeah i was like oh it was super hot we didn't keep the blinds up that time.
We left them down. So it was a little bit. But it was good because then they were ready to go. So they left after that. And we won't see them again until December. So it was like a nice little send-off. Yeah. It's good seeing you guys again. Yeah. Thanks for coming. Yeah. Always a pleasure. They're a good time.
They they're a very good time but then they laughed and then back to the party why are you laughing because it's so terrible there's that doors so we go back to the party and we just have like a blast at this point there was like no agenda no time we just had fun we danced um we ended up finally going to and it was funny as we came out we were like what are y'all doing like we've been waiting on y'all yeah so we went to like the playroom dungeon dungeon area and i get in line to do the wax and i'm like i'm doing this and i felt bad because i kind of felt like everybody was ready to go play but i really really wanted to do that wax yeah i think everybody was ready to go fuck like again like at that point they were we had to little take a little pause you want to do the wax which totally fair because it was the only chance you had yeah and kylie was definitely getting to the point where she it was time for her to nap go home you know like and look no we've all been there I've done it so we're waiting to get wax kylie is clearly she needs to go to bed she's she's fine she's having a great time to like all right kylie's not okay right so while we're waiting in line to get the wax like kylie like sat on a chair or something and it was pretty clear like she's ready she's ready for bed yeah so me and brad took her back to the room and then joey maria left and i was alone in the dungeon slash playroom alone so i'm sitting there like with hardly any close you know what i'm about to say don't you so this guy comes up to me he's like hey and i'm like hey he was clearly like a single guy and he's like what are you doing i'm like just waiting to get the wax and he he's like, oh.
So I really like to be impegged. And I'm like, okay, yeah. And I was like, I love that for you. And he's like, if you want to do it to me, you can. And I was like, I left my strap on. I don't have a strap on. I was having fresh outer strap-ons. And he was like, oh, I have one in the room. And I was like, you do? And he's like, yeah.
And I'll bring it out and let you do it right here in the middle in front of everybody and i was like well i love that for you and i'm super proud that you know what you love and you are unapologetically proud of it like i'm super i said but i'm not the girl i'm not that's not me that's not especially not a stranger i don't know if you would be a peg somebody kind of girl anyway. No. I don't know. I've never done it. I don't really have much desire. I'm not saying I wouldn't ever do it. I don't know that I don't have much desire to do it. But the fact that I'm like alone.
I'm trying to get you to peg him in the playroom. And then y'all come walking back up and I'm like, what the fuck? You're so pissed. Yeah. I didn't realize though. Because me and Brad went to take Kylie and then you had people. I don't know where everybody went. But yeah. Okay. okay that was a mistake i did not pick the guy though clearly yeah are you sure i did not okay i would have recorded that shit um so then it was my y'all got kylie settled um mr and mrs no that was later So it was time for the wax and I did it. Yeah. And it was fun. Yeah. Yeah. Good. It was hot.
It was a weird sensation, especially like when it went into like my crotch here, like down like the sides of my vagina. It was like, like it hurt so bad. It felt good. Does that make sense? Like, I know what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah.
Like almost like, or I want to like come up off the table table but it was definitely hot and we have some super hot pictures we do yeah maybe you can put those out on our socials today oh i can't maybe twitter maybe twitter twitter okay yeah because you're basically completely nude and they kind of cover there might be some on twitter actually they kind of cover where your bathing suit would be there might be some on twitter already um yeah and then we weren't done no it was time to go play so we go into the room and kylie is still not really okay yeah um brad attempts to get an uber yeah but we're out in the middle of nowhere there was no there was no ubers and like we literally had one like a full-size bed like not even like a queen so there's no way because if we had a king we've been like just we can all like all six of us we'll just sleep on this yeah fuck it yeah um so um the shimmers couple the shimmers couple were very sweet right they were in we actually have a room with two beds.
Yeah. So you can take Brad and Kylie. So we got Brad and Kylie up there and got her settled. And Brad ended up finding an Uber. But it took like an hour. Right. So we get Kylie and Brad settled. We go back with Boston couple, Joey and Maria. And we're like, game back on. Let's fuck.
It's literally as soon as they walked out like we were like all right okay let's fuck so then we we all are getting hot and heavy into it again and then Brad calls Joey and it's like and this is you know by time we got them settled and then we get back down we had probably been fucking for like 20 minutes right and then Brad calls and he says i got an uber it'll be here in 15 no it was 19 minutes i can remember it was 19 minutes and then he gets off the phone and we're like fuck like fuck and i'm like get your phone out start a timer we've made good use of that 19 minutes so he starts this timer on his phone for 19 minutes yeah and we fought for 18 of those yeah it was a good 18 minutes it was a good 18 it was fun they're a lot of fun yeah Here we go.
timer on his phone for 19 minutes yeah and we fought for 18 of those minutes yeah it was a good 18 minutes it was a good 18 minutes it was fun they're a lot of fun yeah and at this point brad and kylie showed back up kylie was starting to bounce back yeah she had sobered up and then they they went home they went home and me and you looked at each other like what the fuck just happen you know like how in the world did that but it you know yeah and then we get up the next day or i pack we pack up the room tonight this is normal dan i'm a night person so we pack everything up get it all ready to go you get up early to leave the next day and then i get up like an hour behind yeah i always so i a further drive.
And I always leave before Dan because I have a child and responsibilities. So I like to try to get home at a decent time. So I knew, like, I needed to be on the road at like 8, 7.38. And we didn't go to bed until like 4, 3, 4. So we packed. I get up. I hit the road. I get about an hour.
And I call you and i call you yeah say baby where are the keys to my car the keys were in my purse so i do you had taken my car to go get something no i put all the important things in my purse and locked them up in the hotel room so that way everything was in one location so when i grabbed my purse to leave i never thought to check your keys so i'm getting ready to pack everything up by looking for my keys so i can start loading the car and they're nowhere to be signed yeah so i did turn around drive an hour back and then an hour so you added two hours to your eight hour nine hour drive yeah well we did it we did it all right so how many pineapples do you give secret sensations halloween scream takeover hotel takeover i don't know you go first no you come on how many pineapples uh seven and a half i was gonna say eight okay pineapples yeah okay seven and a half i mean like a few things i think the playwrights i wish the playwrights better.
I was going to say eight. Okay. A few pineapples, yeah. Okay, seven and a half. I mean, like, a few things. I think the Playwrights, I wish the Playwrights were better. I don't know what they could do to make it better. I mean, that's just they're working with what they have. I think I would love for the pool to be open at night. That would have been so fucking hot. I also get there's a liability issue, so I get that. The dress thing. Yeah. The pool party could have, yeah.
pool the temperatures yeah a lot of little things but honestly i don't know it was a great party normally what i would say is like here's how to fix it but i don't really know how to fix you know i think your work i think they're really doing the best they can they are killing it with the space and the situation yeah so unless they like bought that hotel and like could make actual you know i mean like permanent changes it'd be hard to really change a few key things that i think a lot of people there brought food i saw a lot of crock pots in their rooms making soups and chilies oh they were all about it yeah and that's so smart so smart so i'm definitely going to take that away their decor was so great um i mean everyone was just so kind which is really important they threw a good party great party appreciate appreciate you guys inviting us appreciate you coming out we'd love to come back if you have us yeah uh sorry we spent all day saturday fucking and didn't get to mingle as much as we probably should have but i mean that's what you're supposed to do right yeah we put on a show for sure yeah that's you're supposed to do.
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