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That that's right if you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and tiktok head on over to swingersociety.net can't wait to see you there hey there pineapple people and welcome to the swing nation podcast we are your host northern guy and southern girl in today's episode we're going to tell you some uh some swear stories well yeah i mean we went to secrets this weekend or last weekend we got home sunday it's a wednesday so yeah three days ago right and you you're hearing this on Thursday. So pretty real time. Yeah.
So yeah, we went we went down to secrets. And this is kind of in preparation of our Swinger Society spring break takeover. Yeah, we've kind of ventured off into YouTube world.
And we've been doing a lot of tours for people because if you are to the lifestyle or even if you've been around the lifestyle for a while there's not a lot of tours like just information on swinger clubs and places there are a few out there some of them are dated so we've been trying to whatever event wherever we go do a tour and put it on a youtube channel so we kind of went down early so we could do this because trying to do it the week of an event is crazy we also wanted to get it out early so people could see yeah no this is kind of like we did it with the red room if anybody's following us and has seen our youtubes we went to the red room we did a little tour video we posted about it, did some TikToks and stuff and posted about it on social media.
And I think we got a lot of positive feedback from that saying, hey, you know, I felt so much more comfortable going to the event after I was able to see the club, you know, online and stuff like that. So yeah, I think, I mean, it's part of our platform is kind of de-stigmatizing the lifestyle and really just showing what it is.
And, you know we're very blessed to have you know to know some of the owners and people that own these resorts and clubs and be able to kind of get some behind the scenes footage and stuff like that and show it to people prior to an event yeah i i can see some like me i'm kind of an anxious need to know person so i could see how someone who is like me would want to be able to watch a YouTube video, especially if you're newer in the lifestyle, but even not newer.
I know like when we went to Hedo a year and a half, two years ago, I desperately wanted information and went to YouTube just because I wanted to know what to expect. And so I think this is good. We're going to continue to do these as many places that we can get into.
We will continue to do these and put them up for you yeah no and like you said it's hard to find information online about these various clubs and things like that so uh yeah we're gonna we're gonna try to do that as much as we can bear it with us we're still learning our our uh how to do a tour video and video every time we do one we figure like okay now we need something else so every time we do when we order something else or do something else we'll eventually get there dan needs new toys every time every time i don't know it's probably a guy thing but i'm a gadget like i like you know yeah yeah you do and and see i like clothes and shoes and stuff so So maybe.
Yeah is we're using my stuff for like business mine's kind of business we're in the business of making me look good oh if if we're in the business of that i think we're we're doing good okay so back to secrets we went for like we went for like, we went Wednesday through Sunday. We didn't really know what to expect. We knew we had a lot of work to do and a lot going on. But we were just like, hey, let's go. And I was kind of excited because I thought, oh, we're going to get to relax. It's going to be so nice.
But we didn't relax.'t relax i don't know how like looking you knew what we had scheduled to do i don't know how you looked at that and was like i don't know man i'm gonna go down and lay by i think in your head you had i'm gonna be laying by the pool for a week like in your mind well i knew how we had work but i guess i felt like there would be some time for pool time every day. Yeah. Yeah. It didn't work out that way. It did not. You know, another interesting thing. So we're on our, we're driving down to Secrets and we're in the car and we're talking.
And we kind of had like this epiphany that like, I can't remember the last time we went to a swinger event. Swinger anything, not just like in a major event, like a party, a club, anything that our friends weren't there. And we don't, like going in, we didn't know anybody that was going to be there. We knew the employees. Right. We've been to Secrets enough and we've worked with them for takeovers and stuff now that we know a few of the staff members that are at Secrets.
But outside of that, as far as attendees and swingers that were going to be there participating, we didn't know nope not one and so like as we're driving i was like um are we gonna be able to do this why because i really hadn't dawned on me before you know like are we going to be able to like chat it up and then like go hook up with a cut was that you know because really we've gotten to where now we don't really do that very often like meet someone right and sleep with them like the same day does it happen or the same weekend yeah or the same weekend um does it happen sometimes yeah especially when it comes to like only fans or like content that stuff happens more so than like swinger true swinger experiences but as we were driving we were like oh shit can we do this yeah we had like a little like just kind of exciting yeah and then we also made an agreement what was our agreement going into the weekend that we weren't gonna be like we're dan lacy from the swing nation podcast right we're like all right if if we talk to couples in the pool or talk to couples at the club we're gonna have it up, we're not going to bring up.
Yeah, because we just thought it would be fun. And not because like, oh, my God, we're so recognizable and everybody knows us. That seems like ridiculous. But it definitely in the last year has gotten to where even if we don't advertise that we're going somewhere, people will stop us. And they're always super respectful and super kind. And it's not that we mind it.
We don't advertise that we're going somewhere people will stop us and they're always super respectful and super kind and we it's not that we mind it we just kind of thought it'll be fun this would be fun to not yeah to not be dan lacy um i think your name was going to be chad i don't know was i'm supposed to be like rita or something i don't know yeah we chat and no i can't remember what yours was supposed to be yeah so that those were our plans this is like our what we were talking about on the way down okay we'll see how we do yeah we'll tell you we'll we'll get into it all right so we arrive wednesday we didn't get until late right nine o'clock at night or something it was kind of late um got checked in brandon mcbride was at the desk always he's always there when we Got us all checked in, set up, good to go.
What room were we staying in? We were staying in the Prince Room. This week, the weekend was an aroused takeover, which is another group, kind of like us. We're a swinger society. So the room selection, like a lot of the good rooms were already taken. So we picked the Prince room, which I was actually really excited about. I grew up, my mom was like a huge Prince fan. So, you know, I've always loved Prince. And it was an exterior room, but it was really close. Like it's kind of in the breezeway in the middle.
So you're super close to everything, but you're still on the exterior secrets which in theory should be um quieter right um didn't end up being but or maybe it was a little i don't know but either either way but it was a great room i really liked our room i really like the prince room too and i think you know what kind of what you're saying it's an exterior room but it's like right at one of the walkways that goes to the interior correct so you're still very close to the pool i think you're right you do get some of the noise because people housekeeping like on saturday morning i think it was or friday morning like housekeeping their laundry laundry is right there and they were the women were very loud.
And I'm not, they should be able to be loud. And we were just like, hadn't been up late and drinking and stuff. So it was just like, oh my God, they're so loud. Not actually loud, loud if you're hungover on a Saturday morning. Yeah. And then like Saturday night, it sounded like somebody actually got into an argument out there. I don't think they actually were arguing. I think it was just like. Talking loudly. Talking loud. And we were sleeping. It was in the middle of the night. But it's just kind of in a central location. There's a lot of foot traffic going through that. Yeah.
Because it is one of the entrances and exits to go from the outside to the inside. But as far as like a room location, I thought it was great. Yeah. All right. So we get checked in. We get checked into our our room, dump all our bags, and then we head to the hot tub. And we're like, oh, let's go. You wanted to go to bed. You were like, let's just go to bed. You were tired. Well, I was tired. I'm like, let's just go. Let's go chill in the hot tub for a while. Kind of see who's here. See if there's anybody here. Yeah. And kind of just chillax for a bit. Yeah. So, we did. We went to the hot tub.
There wasn't, what was there, maybe 15, 20 couples there that night? If that. Yeah.
there if that yeah if that i mean it's a wednesday night so we didn't really expect a lot but yeah i mean it was pretty chill we just kind of hung out in the hot tub it it was very warm for february so even the hot tubs were hard to stay in very long yeah so i think in the hot tub there was like one or two other couples and then there was a single dude who was very like obviously a single dude he was he was actually really nice um compared to some single guys i mean not to like give all single guys a crap but usually you know how they are but he was actually he did a really good job of like creating conversation conversation even though what he it was random but you know you it was his first time there and he we chatted with him some um but he was he was nice guy he was very nice yeah uh if if i had any like his one issue was like he tried to interject like we were talking to a couple of their couples and stuff he kept trying to like yeah get in there but you could tell he was nervous yeah but i commend him for trying because some guys just creepily sit over in the corner and stare and at least i felt like he didn't come across creepy at all he was very much just putting himself in the conversation which i respect you're right now there was a different creepy was like, me and you were sitting there.
I think at this time, like, I don't know if other people got out. It was like me and you and like him in the hot tub. I didn't even know he was in the hot tub. Like, I was kind of sitting like with my body facing you. Like, my back would have been turned to like where he was. Right. And I turned like my shoulder and he was literally touching me. Yeah.
And there was no one else in the hot tub other than s3 this is the way i remember is like me and you were in the hot tub there's this guy sitting like across from us and i don't remember seeing your guy across but maybe he was i don't know me and you are having a conversation and we're like our bodies are turned into each other we're facing each other talking and the next thing i know the guy that was across the hot tub is now sitting like right behind you and like you said his body is almost up against your body our legs were touching like i that's probably the point where like you scared you like turned around and like jumped you're like yeah he scared me i was like i didn't even think you like hollered at like ah well because he was like i didn't even see him move like he just i don't know if i was like into our conversation but i look back and he was like literally on top of me and it would have been different if the hot tub had been full and that's where he had just us and him nobody else yeah it was like a 15 16 people person hot tub and we were he was literally touching me and i was like oh hi you know it was very awkward and i think we like scooted away from him like but like guys don't that's not the way not the way the other guy was very much hi my name is yeah yeah that's what i mean you guys come here and he was very good this guy was just like i guess by proximity trying to hit on you like i don't even know what is it was almost like one of those things you see on tv where like the people sneak and then they're there it was like that like i was like where did you come from happy gilmore movie yeah yeah that guy i don't know you underestimate my sneakiness yes yeah whatever that movie is yeah that was totally him yeah that was totally him and i did jump like he scared the shit out of me i was like wow kool-aid yeah water fountain yeah what in that same movie oh all right so anyway i think after the creepy guy scared you we went into the to the pool we're like i think that's what we did right we did yeah we did go into the pool to check out the new 500 million gallon pool it was awesome it's not but that new pool is legit it is insane it's heated it's cooled it's big it's got seats all around it and like heated to the perfect temperature like perfect yeah like it's like because we thought it's gonna be chilly because it was like a little like i don't know probably in the 60s that night yeah it was perfect and after being in that hot tub it was perfect to go into it's got like you know how like the beach i don't know what that's called like where you kind of something like that.
Zero incline, zero. Yeah, just like it slopes like a beach. So you kind of like walk in. It's got like almost like seats around it on the majority of it. So you can sit and then lean. I mean, it was pretty awesome. Yeah, if you watch the YouTube video, I think James said something like it. You can fit like 300 people or something. I don't doubt it. Yeah. It was very spacious. If you've ever been to Secrets, that pool, the other pool, I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, but you are on top of each other. Right. Especially like on a Saturday or on a holiday weekend. It's insane.
Yeah, I think he said the other pool was meant for like 100 people, and I guarantee we've had like 200 people. Oh, for sure. And how many on the side, you know, with their feet in. So, game changer. The new pool's a game changer. It's beautiful. But anyway, so we went in the new pool. The temperature was perfect. And we had a little, we just fucked. We just fucked. I was horny. You were horny. Yeah. And I came inside you in the pool. Which is not common for you. I told you, I was like, I don't think you've ever came inside of me in water. No Viagra, no nothing. No, nothing.
I think you did take a sea, Alice. Did I? I think you were just prepared in case something happened. Well, maybe I did. I don't know. I could be wrong. Either way, it was hot. Like, we broke that pull-in within, like, the first. And there was a few couples and stuff around, but not very many people. No.
We kind of, like, the way it's so big that there's like plenty of room to kind of like drift off and they've got these like little benches that line the sides and it was like the perfect height to fuck yeah no the bench is a good perfect like missionary style yeah or doggy i mean i guess either way but i don't know how it would be on your knees it might be a little it's it's like a concrete pool. I don't know. But we hadn't had sex like for like two days leading up to that. I don't know why. I think I was tired or been busy. I don't know the reason.
But it was super hot to like break the pool in the first night. Yeah. And then we went to bed. You know what we forgot to talk about though? What? You busted us the first night. Oh, yeah. I did. So you know how we were going to, like, not be Dan Lacey? Mm-hmm. Dan is in the hot tub, and he's like, yeah, we're Dan Lacey from the Swing Nation podcast. And I was like, I mean, if anybody was in that hot tub with us that actually knew who we were, they're probably thinking, that girl is a bitch. Because I was pissed.
i was pissed i like rolled my eyes i was like you've got to be fucking kidding me it was okay it was very hard for me because i was talking to that the respectful single male yeah and he kept like asking questions you know what i mean and you were answering i'm like somebody that knew right and so it was hard for me not to be like just go listen to our podcast you know i mean like like i'm trying to help him so like to not say yeah it wasn't like there was a bunch of people like there was i wasn't like we were hitting on people you know i mean no no but then it was funny because this girl across was like i thought that was y'all yeah yeah as soon as i said it to him that she was like oh i was trying i was just sitting here trying to figure out if that was you guys or not and i'm over there like damn yeah stop don't talk about it we had a plan here's the other funny part about that i had a the tumblr that lacy brought for me literally says dan on the side of it and then has stole it from somebody has the swing nation podcast logo and giant like on the other side of it so one side says dan the other side has our giant logo on it this is the cup i'm using all weekend but i'm supposed to pretend like i'm not dan from the swing nation park i mean just don't point it out you didn't really think that out but you could use mine well no it's fine either way he you're so lacy on it so we didn't have just had a pineapple it would have been fine but he blew it i was tired so if you were in the hot tub with us and you think i'm a suck up bitch i'm really sorry i was a little frustrated with my husband it was nothing personal I don really sorry.
I was a little frustrated with my husband. It was nothing personal. All right. Then we fucked. Then we went to bed. Yeah. That was Wednesday. So then Thursday, we had to get up early because we were meeting with James, who you guys should know James at this point if you don't. He's the general manager of Secrets. He's like James III.
was on our podcast yeah back in august september he's been on our podcast we've had him i feel like we've done other things with him too but i don't know yeah uh he we got up early i don't like nine o'clock or something like that to meet him to do a tour of the the uh resort and the idea was to try to like get all the filming before anybody. Which I, if you watch it, you're going to laugh because I feel like I didn't do anything but stand there. Lacey just stood beside him and looked cute. He did, James did a very good job. He did a really good job. For somebody that's not a social media guy.
And he was, like, really dressed nice. And, like, I had on, like, denim shorts. Yeah, he had, like, a suit. I had a polo on. But I was like trying to be like casual. Like I could have wore like a little sundress or something. Go watch the YouTube video. All he says is, okay, perfect. Okay, great. At the end of each segment. Perfect. Okay, perfect. And then when I did the walkthrough of the rooms and I couldn't remember anything. Oh, yeah. Like they kept getting mad at me because I was like, wait, what kind of room is this? Yeah, so James gives us like a tour of the whole.
When we go out yet but we're like look let's walk through a couple of rooms so people can get an idea of like the different room styles and and james is like lacy why don't you like you know i've done enough talking why don't you like people would rather look at you than me anyway like you you do the tours of the rooms and she's like okay and then like the first room like we had to do like five takes and he'd done the whole thing in like one yeah like he was killing it yeah um yeah but i just kind of stood there and looked cute it was fun though it's fun it's good i think's good information.
I think for people, my only, I wish the camera was a little shaky. That's okay. You're going to fix it. Right. I went out and bought a gimbal the next day. So it's like, this is not happening again. Yeah. But the video's all right. It's good enough. Yeah, we're learning. All right. We'll get better next time. Okay. So Thursday, we did the whole tour. And then as soon as we wrapped that up, you had a photography shoot schedule. Yeah, but we actually got like two hours at the pool in between. Do you not remember that? We did. That's correct.
So we threw our bottoms on and went to the pool for like an hour or two, and you did a really good job of being incognito. Yes. I learned from the night before.
Yeah yeah so most people didn't know who we were um but it was nice i mean the again we got to be in the pool during the day and so it was wonderful to just hang out very light day wasn't many people there no it was a thursday during the day so it was fun um but then we we had to go so um if i don't know if you've ever heard of wings of glory they are a um boudoir they do some newborns they do weddings in the orlando kiss me area and so i had booked some time to go and shoot with her some pictures yeah if you look up wings of glory instagram they're on everything um very good photographers they were so kind um we were there for four hours yeah we were there for four i've never taken like a true boudoir picture which is crazy because we've taken so many pictures of me um and it was like it was just such a cool experience for me anyway like they had um like a like a lingerie room that you get to pick whatever you wanted to wear their shoes yeah their studio is amazing i mean it was so cool and they do a lot of like photography with light so like we were doing it as the sun was going down and stuff so it was really really cool yeah uh in the nice part for me um because i wasn't a few i wasn't a few of the pictures you were dan was a talent a couple times but uh they were showing i brought my camera with me so i recently purchased a canon dslr camera to try to up my photography and we're using it for we use it for everything we use it as a webcam we use it um to do our the videos we use it for the the walkthrough videos of secrets but uh i don't know how to use the damn thing yeah they gave you a little lesson though yeah so as we were going through and they were taking pictures of you they're canon people too they had me pull up my my camera and they were like showing me how to match the settings on my camera to their settings to like take similar pictures yeah you did a good job so we haven't gotten back the pictures from them yet we did get like a few video they did some videos and stuff too but we were able to see what you took and like the ones that you took were freaking amazing yeah they came out pretty good i was impressed i was very impressed yeah of course i mean it's it's easy when it's they have the studio perfect they have the lights perfect yeah they show you how to set your camera and you just say basically you just point and take a picture yeah yeah they did 99 of the work for you yeah um but yeah i'm excited to learn and get a little better at that because i mean it's a big part of what we do now yeah you know good making good content on on all our platforms i you know it's important i think that stands out so yeah i agree definitely want to get better at it it was fun i had a really good time my whole body was sore the next day from like arching and pointing toes and all the things but it was it was a lot of fun i had a great time doing it i want to go back yeah four hours it was a long it was the thing that they do do you talk about a little bit is they do videography but they do like boudoir videography so like he like has his nice camera on like a gimbal and they just do these sexy like angles like come down your body and like zoom in here and zoom in there and then like he's done it you know he sent us a few reels for instagram where he like puts it to music and stuff and really it's like slow-mo videos it's real hot like it's very hot and they're like it's like she takes pictures of like just small movements and his is like more fluid movement so it was i felt like by the time it was over i was like really getting it like it was pretty cool though i really had a good time i highly recommend them if you've ever in that area yeah yeah and i want to i want to do some more i want to learn some of that video stuff yeah it was really hot pretty cool yeah it was super hot uh yes we spent the whole day with them and that was awesome um and yeah i think we have plans to go back again next time we're in florida so i'm looking forward to that for sure yeah so look up wings of glory right yeah wings of glory if you're in the if you ever go to secrets or go go to that area it's really convenient convenient.
Like a 15-minute drive from Secrets. It's not far at all. So go check them out. So once we were done with that, we went back to Secrets. Yeah, it was late at this point. It was late. It was like 8 or 9 o'clock. And we were supposed to do the tour of the dungeon that night. But it got moved because we had done all day long our tour um but the dungeon guy actually got moved to the next day right so if people don't know um there's club swingster which is inside of secret sideway resort and that is a separate bdsm dungeon uh it is open to the public Fridays and Saturdays at night.
I don't know the exact hour. Go check the YouTube video. I think it says it in there. But if you just want to check it out. But they do private. I mean, you can rent it privately. They do all kinds. They're a separate business. They do a lot of kink and BDSM stuff. They can teach classes on suspension and rope tying.
And, you know, I mean, they are a full dungeon like you would find anywhere else but they're within uh Secret Sideway Resort yeah we also have a YouTube video tour of the dungeon but like Lacey's saying uh we were supposed to do that on uh Thursday but we didn't get to it till Friday yeah yeah so it's funny because like I had to wear the same outfit so I had it like folded and like put up in the the room so that we wouldn't get it confused yeah okay what else did we do thursday i can't remember uh i think we then went back to the hot tub and then fucked in the pool and just me and you yeah we were we were very quickly learning that well first of all there was not a lot of people there wait party mark was there yes we did run into party mark on thursday who came in for the night so that was nice he was like coming off a cruise and then getting ready to fly to like jamaica for yeah so that was fun we got to see the arouse set up um we got to chat with him a little bit i think we did hot tub we did We did hot tub, yeah.
Yeah, we did hot tub. We enjoyed fucking in the pool so much that we. We did it again. We did it again. Yeah. Now, I will say, you know, so we talked a little bit about could we hook up with a couple. Lacey wasn't, you didn't seem like super eager to do that. I really wasn't. No.
It seemed like a lot of effort is that bad i don't know i felt similarly and that's what we talked about this a little bit on our drive home i think it's like did we not because like are we are we now complacent are we spoiled it just seems like let's be i mean there was couples there that were hot oh very we totally would have fucked yeah it just didn't seem like i don't know we were just i just didn't feel like the whole cat and mouse i mean especially like wednesday after we drove all day thursday after we were busy all day um and we we kind of that trend kind of goes throughout the weekend we actually were a lot busier than i thought we were going to be so when it really came time to like potentially swing or do something just the thought of like sitting or talking to a couple for like an hour or two and then may or may not play with them just seemed like a lot of work and so like it made me have an appreciation for the people out there that don't have like a core group of friends or you know or or just starting out in the lifestyle and they're just like going to a club not knowing anybody it made me really understand what they're going through i guess is maybe the correct term it's just we've gotten spoiled yeah i don't want to go too far off subject but i will say for the lifestyle finding a core group of people makes all the difference in the world yeah Yeah, because you don't really have to, like, do a lot.
It's just, like, we all are friends. We all are attracted to each other. We all want to fuck. Let's fuck each other. We don't have to, like, it's just really, it's very hard to sit and chat with a couple and, like, get to know them and close the deal in a one-night span. That's a lot. I think we underestimate when we talk about swinging. We've kind of lost sight of that a little, or I have. Yeah, I agree. I agree with what you're saying.
And I think there's also the like we know we're going back to secrets in a week, and we were just kind of there to relax and work, we weren't really you mean we weren't i don't think we're really looking for it that much no i mean like if something had happened i would have totally been like if it had kind of just like the stars aligned i would have totally it just really didn't for me right all right so we end up fucking in the pool uh we go to bed. And then we're going to get into Friday and Saturday.
But before we do that, I think we need to take a break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. Okay. And then when we get back, we'll tell you a little bit about the spicy fun we had. We had a little spicy fun. Over the weekend. Okay.
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it yeah so when we you know plan to go down to orlando i know that there's lots of not lots but there's a group of like only fans content creators that are down there that we're kind of we've known for a while they're on tiktok we see them all the time they're swingers they're they're only fans people a very very hot group of people and we've we've chatted on with we've taken some pictures with yeah we've I met them all the time. They're swingers. They're OnlyFans people, a very, very hot group of people. And we've chatted on and off. We've taken some pictures with some of them.
Yeah, we've met them at different events down at Secrets before. We've chatted on and off with them. So I kind of put out, they have a Facebook group for these swingers that are also on OnlyFans. And so I posted on there and said, hey, guys, we're going to be down at Secrets during this time frame. If there's anybody that would like to make content, like me and Lacey, reach out to us and we'll chat and see if it's something we want to do. And so one of the couples reached out to us.
They're, they go by, I think it's Naughty Olivia on, she's, that's what her username is on most social media platforms. And they had reached out to us and said, hey, we'd love to make content with you guys. You know, we'd live a couple hours from Secrets, but, you know, we'll drive up and meet with you guys. That would be great. And so they are a very attractive couple. I showed you pictures of them. It's like, hey, they're interested in making content. Is this something you'd like to do? And you were like. Well, normally I'm not that type of girl. Normally you're not. I'm not.
I don't like seeing a picture and just like okay yes we'll hook up with them i don't like that because i feel like the times that we've made content like that doesn't come across i feel like i'm nervous and it comes across even though it's really true swinging i mean if you think about it about it, it's really, it's just having to be recorded. But sometimes we have to do stuff like that to get the content that we need to utilize our time. And since we, when we'll be back at Secrets, we're not going to have a lot of time. I knew we kind of had to take advantage of it.
And again, they were very attractive. So our plan was to meet them for lunch. Yeah. So we didn't, we actually, over text messaging, we didn't commit to make content with them. Because like Lacey said, we don't like to do that. We like to at least get, you know, talk to you, get a vibe before we, you know, will agree to do that. Yeah. So we let them know that. And they were like, yeah, no problem. No pressure either way. We will still would like to come up and meet you.
And so we made lunch reservations to meet them for lunch, which is kind of interesting because this is, this is a lot like swinging. We, we haven't played this way in a while, but prior to us. But it is very much like true swinging. You usually meet somewhere at a bar or wherever and you get to know each other. And if you're feeling it, you go and swing. And that's kind of exactly what we did. Right. Prior to TikTok, prior to having a platform and stuff like that, this is kind of the way the majority of the time we did play. We would meet at a bar and chit chat. Right.
You'd message with a couple prior, you'd meet them somewhere, chit chat, and if everybody felt comfortable, you'd then go back to a hotel room or back to somebody's house or something like that. So that's kind of the setup we had with this couple, except for the plan was if everybody connected, we'd make content while swinging, yeah. Which is essentially swinging with the camera. Exactly. And I really enjoyed our lunch date with them.
I mean i mean the time flew by we just chit chatted it was really nice yeah so there's a mexican restaurant if you've been the secrets there's kind of a mexican restaurant across the street a lot of people go there and we're like hey that's real close we can meet there excellent mexican food if you're in the area check it out um we sat down with them and yeah very very natural very nice couple um i think we had a lot and similar because you know they're on tiktok they're only fans creators you know they've some of their family has you know found out that they're on their platform you know so they've kind of been outed in certain ways you know at work and with family and we had a lot of good conversation about all that because you never you don't come across that many people that have those types of experiences so we were able to connect connect, um, with a lot of that stuff with them, which is, which was good.
And he was a super funny guy. Oh, he was very funny. Very outspoken. And it's interesting to me because like, if you look at her and her content, she seems very like outgoing, right? Well, people could say the same for me too, if you think about it.
Um, I think that's probably why people think that I'm like, I i get the mean girl title is because on tiktok and stuff i come across so outgoing and bubbly but in real life i'm a little bit guarded and closed off and introverted yeah yeah so her name's naughty olivia and everything and if you look at her content i mean she is she's a naughty girl for sure and doesn't seem shy on all her platforms but she was shy then you meet her in person is she's so quiet and so shy and so cute it's just it's just funny you know that people in person aren't like they seem on social media at all yeah but it was fun so we wrapped up and it was kind of like that awkward like just like swinging right we have that conversation like do we not and he was honestly he was probably one of the best guys oh we've ever encountered with like the way he communicated oh for sure because even as we're leaving the restaurant he was like hey we you know like we'd love to you know we'd love to either just you know like i think he's like we don't have to make content we can just swing if you guys want yeah or like or content or or just make whatever you guys are comfortable with he's like you don't have to give an answer now if you guys want to go like take 10 minutes and go like talk to each other and then just like shoot us a text and let us know no hard feelings like no i'm good we're good and we hadn't even got out of the restaurants like lacy's like no you're coming back to our room right and they were like yeah please like absolutely so i just really liked the way he handled that he did such a good job the entire time like as we were like changing and stuff he's it's like, well, I don't know how to do it.
I don't know like to kiss do you like to um which i thought was like really awesome right we got back to the room and i'm like setting up the lights and camera and stuff and he's he's going over all this stuff with lacy and lacy's like are you listening to him do you see what he's doing he's doing such a good job and i'm like yeah i'm listening and i'm like trying to like you know set up all this stuff and she's like well you know like she's telling me like well you tell him like what he asked he was asking me all these questions and then dan was like not asking her any of these questions you know and i'm, babe, you need to find out all these things from her.
But, like, I don't think I've ever had anybody be, like, so attentive to, like, what I was into. Usually it's, you know, like, what you want, you know. Does that make sense? And so I thought it came across very nice. I mean, I think all of us could learn from that. No, he did an excellent. You think some of that was nervousness from him, though? I don't know. I don't care. It was really nice. So if it was nerves, he did a really good job of turning it into something positive because I thought it was really sweet and kind, and I liked it. Yeah. It's funny to say, can I call you a whore?
Can I can i call you a slut it's sweet and kind but i mean it is because like what if that's a trigger for someone right you know and he went like you said he you know like we very often before we swing especially with new couples i try to yeah you do a good job when we go to a room with with couples have a quick hey what are your you know boundaries what are you okay with what are you not okay with but just very almost vague, more like soft swap, full swap. He was very much like. Yeah.
have a quick hey what are your you know boundaries what are you okay with what are you not okay with but just very almost vague more like soft swaps full swap he was very much like yeah can I pull your hair right do you like being fucked rough do you like being called names do you can I pull your hair can I slap your ass like he was like he went over all of it and I was like wow this is really awesome you know so he was like well I just don't want any surprises or I don't want to do anything that you're not comfortable with. And I think that's, like, really awesome. Right.
And we've talked about this before. Like, whenever we've had, or not even us, whenever we see issues in the lifestyle, a lot of the things, the reason that happens is because somebody triggers a boundary. Yeah, there's no ill intent. Yeah. And usually they don't know that line is there, right? They accidentally stumble across some kind of trigger for you and then it can go bad. So I think like what you're saying, having those conversations up front and really going over all that stuff is absolutely the best way to do it. Oh, yeah. And it is weird and uncomfortable.
It seems weird to be like, like you said, can I call you a whore? Can I pull your hair? Can I slap your ass? That seems like weird stuff, but it's important. It is important because let's just say, for instance, I had some sort of sexual trauma in my past and that he did one of those things.
It could totally trigger me in turn what should be a really good experience bad, but having that conversation, I'd like i'd rather you not call me names but you can smack my ass or you know whatever i just i don't it it was like a really i don't know it was just like a cool moment that i thought was i don't know it just stood out to me no i agree no he did a very good job they're a great couple uh and then once the cameras got rolling it got pretty hot pretty quick it was very hot he was very rough and i liked it the funny thing is uh so we you know we kind of talked about what kind of content we wanted to make and we're like well you know let's take the you know take advantage of this time we have together because we had a couple hours you know like let's do so we agreed to do mfm because i don't know for some reason that's what everybody likes on only fans uh you would think like you know me personally i would think like more girl girl stuff would sell but it seems like a lot of people on only fans they want to see a girl get dicked down like they want that's what they want to see especially in like swinging situations yeah i think because our niche is swinging they want to see the like swapping or the threesomes or stuff like that and i also think only fans has a lot of girl like you know i go on these only fans collab pages and it's all like girl looking for girl girl you know and there's not it's probably safer right or like somebody in a relationship i think it's a lot of like girls playing with themselves or girls playing with other girls that's kind of the you know or just a boy and girl yeah there's not a lot of couple swapping or two guys and a girl i don't there's a lot of that on the platform so that's why it does better when you post that stuff but anyway so we're like okay we'll do you know a girl and two guys you know one lacy then olivia and then we'll just do like a normal couple swap with all of us together um and uh she was like oh lacy you can go first and you're like no no i don't want to go for it lacy never wants to go first i don't i get nervous yeah and i tell you you know through dinner and like i don't get and i think it's again going back to we're usually with our friends i had some like nervous energy and some like kind of butterfly like feelings which i don't haven't experienced that in a while yeah but i think again because we don't it was just out of our element brand new couples we've never been with before but it's also very fun like i had a good time like oh it was a lot of fun um yeah it was i get nervous you know again people think that i'm like super confident and like super like oh yeah put me in the middle i'm gonna do all the things but i don't know i get nervous and i get nervous if you're not right there too like i almost need you a little like kiss me and shut me up and just let me enjoy it and that's kind of what happened she did go first and then i had my turn and then we all four swapped and it was really hot i really enjoyed it i did too um we had some toys to pull out some wands like she broke out her wand and you're like girl you're speaking my language and she not only had a wand but she had the right one yeah she had the right one so it was really hot like she squirted i'm pretty sure i squirted my like honeyboardette lingerie was like completely soaked from sweat it was just it was just some really hardcore hot swinging right so go subscribe to us on only fans and you can see you can see all of that yeah uh all right so we we finished that up unfortunately they had to go because they had like a birthday party or something they had to well and we also had to do that tour for the dungeon so like literally i hopped in the shower so if you watch the dungeon tour just fyi she got fucked like 30 minutes 20 minutes before that so i hop in the shower like rinse my body off you know so i wouldn't get your hair situated again get my hair touch up my makeup put my outfit on from the other day and we went to the dungeon and did that tour with Sir John.
Sir John. Sir Jordan. Jordan, that's right. Sir Jordan. He was a super nice guy. So nice. And then we filmed a couple of TikToks in there, which was fun. That was fun, yeah. They were good sports with it.
He didn't really, you know, if you're curious about dungeons, go watch that YouTube video, because he did an excellent job, like, explaining every explaining every like kind of station they had in the dungeon he really did and then even going over some of like the dynamics of how all that works and stuff i found it very interesting i've been to dungeons before but i don't think i've ever got that much in-depth explanation of everything well and then what was like i noticed at the hit the very end of it he like took this bear claw and like barely i mean like barely touched with me with it and then we wrapped and he handed it to his i think it was his wife or girlfriend he was like can you clean this and like it barely touched my skin and i was like and he immediately like so to me that was like really impressive that they not only tell you to clean it they actually they really really do so i was very impressed by him did you get tingles when he was doing that was really hot i'm down for playing in that realm so well we've we've kind of like when we were in pittsburgh i did the hot wax and like i would be interested in doing other things too this is me and dan having a real conversation here i think it's i don't that that environment always seems so it's very intimidating intimidating yeah but i think we need to we need to delve into that a little more i think one for us and two so we can talk about it more but it's there's a lot of rules there's a lot of you know when you go into the dungeon space at secrets like it doesn't always seem like there's a lot of people playing so you're kind of like in the spotlight it's, there's a lot of rules.
There's a lot of, you know, when you go into the dungeon space at Secrets, like, it doesn't always seem like there's a lot of people playing. So you're kind of like in the spotlight. It's a little intimidating to go in there when they're open and people are just like, and they're like, you walk through the door and they're like, is this your first time here? And you're like, no, we've been here all the time. We got it. We've got it down pat. You know? I know what I'm doing. Don't look at me. I don't know. It just, it down pat, you know? I know what I'm doing. Don't look at me. I don't know.
It just, it's just very intense. Yeah. It's almost like we need like BDSM like 101. I bet if you went to like an after party or something like that, but they have there. Maybe. It would be a little more chill. Maybe. Especially if like Life of Spice and them guys are there. Yeah. But I really, I think the dungeon's really cool.
So i suggest going there if you've never been to secrets it's kind of you can very quickly um miss it so um a lot of people said they didn't even realize they had it or really put their head in so make sure that you at least walk through it if you're if you're at secrets even if you're not into BDSM, I think it's still worthy of a walkthrough. Right. Okay. And then after that, it was pretty much to go back to the room and start getting ready for the club. Yeah. And we were not sure if we really wanted to go to the club Friday night. Lacey was ready to go to bed again.
Dan wanted to go to the club. Listen, I had gotten fucked really, really well. Led. Like, we got fucked already. We did work. We got tours and all this stuff. Like, can we just go to bed? And I'm like, baby, it is 9 o'clock at night on a Friday night. We're at Secrets. We are not going to bed at 9 o'clock at night. He was like, get your shit together. I'm like, gather yourself. Let's go have fun. Yeah. And we did. We did.
We put on, it was was the theme was 80s cartoon characters so you were you work here bear t-shirt and i had like a rainbow bright-ish yeah outfit um but we did we changed we went we were comfy like we were super comfy and our outfits were comfy we had our light-up shoes and we just danced and we went to the club we danced we danced for like two or three hours oh yeah it was a lot of fun like i had a blast with you we laughed so hard you know it's like as much as like this could have been like a huge weekend about like swinging it was very much about me and you if you if you realize that like we spent a lot of good quality times we had a lot of good sex you and i we laughed we danced and like we weren't even we only had like two drinks yeah like we never really got drunk or anything we just we just had a blast together we got a little drunk because there's some we sent some videos to the to our staff at the end of the night we did but it wasn't like we were trashed we were just feeling good um but it was it was really fun and then we danced and then we went back to the room and we had some hot sex we went and had sex in the pool first oh we did i don't even remember that we went and fucked in the pool again again three times three times fuck and then we went back to the room and fucked again, yeah.
Damn. And then we went to bed. Damn. There is a video. Well, first we sent everybody videos, and then we went to bed. We sent a video singing God Bless America. Yeah, but we weren't trashed at all. We were completely sober. Okay. It was a lot of fun. It was really good. But you're right.
I think if there's a highlight from this weekend, I think because all our friends weren't there, because we weren't hosting an event, because, you know, it was really good right i think if if there's a highlight from this weekend i think because all our friends weren't there because we weren't hosting event because they're you know it was just kind of me and you enjoying and i think maybe maybe that's even why we didn't weren't really looking to fuck anybody is because we were just having fun we didn't we don't get a lot of us time yeah in that environment yeah it was just fun to hang out with my best friend oh Oh, it was fun.
It was fun. Okay. So that was Friday night. Yeah. Saturday we had zero plans. Right. We, we, as the weekend was going on, we figured out that like, okay, we're actually going to be busy this weekend. Yeah. There's not going to be a lot of pool party, relaxed time. Don't you dare plan anything for Saturday. So come like Thursday, we're like, all right, Saturday, we're going to knock all this work out.
And then Saturday, we're going to pretend like we're here at secrets for to actually like relax yeah we did that we did it was fun so saturday during the day we went to the pool party we're out at the pool almost all day long yeah it was a lot of fun it was in like there was a lot of people out there i mean not like a swing or study takeover but there was had to get that in there yeah there was a good amount of people out there and it was a lot of fun we kind of just stayed in one little area and people kind of came up and chatted under the umbrella yeah so that i wouldn't burn to a crisp yeah um and but but close enough that i could not be under the umbrella yeah so you were under the umbrella and I was out in the sun.
Yeah. And Saturday we got to probably play the most of, we're not Dan and Lacey. Like we did a lot of that Saturday. We did that. Because there were people that came up to us and they had no idea at all who we were, which was great. And they were very, you know, it reminded me of prior to all this stuff.
And they were kind kind of flirting with us and you could tell like they were like trying to hit on us and stuff but the funny thing about that is this particular couple i'm talking about was in a group of people and i guess they go to secrets regularly they were in a group of people so they came and they chatted with us and they were kind of hitting on us and then they went back to their group and you could see them all whispering and then they came back to us and like you guys have a podcast we're like yeah we do you caught us yeah um but back to their group and you could see them all whispering and then they came back to us and like you guys have a podcast yeah um but it was it was a lot of fun um can we talk about that lady that was in the pool that was totally filling you up yeah we talked about this a little bit on the drive home there was an older lady she was very beautiful so super hot and honestly like kind it didn't offend me in any way shape or form um i kind of enjoyed it but she was very very handsy Thank you.
older lady she was very beautiful so super hot and honestly like kind it didn't offend me in any way shape or form um i kind of enjoyed it but she was very very handsy yeah uh and like right off the bat like there was no like you know like hi my name you know like no flirty it was just kind of like groping you know pretty aggressively pretty quickly yeah uh and we talked we the reason we talked about this in the car is like if that had been a dude and that dude had been doing that to you like it would have been bad yeah well it just kind of goes back to consent which is something that we've learned a lot about with our platform and we've kind of dived deep into it and i think when you're around your friends that you know have consent it's you know you're it's okay and things are fine because you're comfortable and but then when you bring in people that you're not familiar with and they do it just it almost like brings it i don't know it just makes it it stood out more it did stood out i had a girl at the club do that to me she was like basically humping me and then she licked my crack of my ass at one point and afterwards she was like oh i didn't ask if that was okay and i didn't i was like i just kind of like looked at her like i didn't know what to do i should have used my voice and said, no, that was that was a little bit much.
But I felt uncomfortable and didn't want to be like a party pooper and be like, no, you shouldn't have done that. But she very, I mean, she very much touched me. I mean, you don't put your tongue in someone's butt without permission, you know, like. um so I think the whole consent thing was very much, um, what's the word I'm looking for? I think we were aware of it all weekend. Very aware. With the single males in the hot tub the first night.
And then the, the, this, this lady, again, I, you know, it was, to me it was innocent, but at the same time, I think normal Dan, not on a platform talking about this. It was like, so what? Some hot old lady was touching on me. Cool, right? But then me, Dan from TikTok and on the Swing Nation podcast, you know, as she's doing it, I'm kind of like, she didn't even like, this is very forward and aggressive. And she, you know, at no time was she like, is it okay? Yeah. So that's not okay. And I didn't even know, you know, like what if we were brand new to the lifestyle?
This was our first event and I wasn't super comfortable and then I had caught a glance of it. Like that would have, that could have been a bad situation for us that she would have put us into. Right. Yeah. So I think, you know, the lesson of all of those things are just do better. Like we all need to do better.
And that's, you know, again, that's why we have this platform and we're just gonna keep talking about it yeah and keep hammering at home but if you you know if you're a lifestyle person before you put hands on somebody before you put your tongue in somebody's butthole you need to well it wasn't my butthole it was the crack babe get it right whatever you know what i'm saying uh you need to yeah get permission for those things or say hey i'd really like you're you have a nice ass i would really like to stick my tongue in it is that okay i would have been like no no thank you no thank you not right now maybe later yeah yeah but so sorry we kind of got off track there but so back to saturday the pool um it was great yeah no it was a great it was a great day um i love the pool there um we just laid out and drank and not a ton it was the fun we you know there were several couples that came up to us there were several couples that came up to us and said hey we you know we follow you on tiktok and all that stuff but there were several couples that came up to us and like chit-chatting us up and then and had no idea and that was fun too it was fun yeah um they're like are y'all new how long you been in life all those questions it's fun because people don't ask us those anymore yeah um so that was fun and then we probably stayed at the pool until like four o'clock or so right so this is you know this is the way you do secrets right you go out to the pool party at 11 you party from like 11 to four have lunch while you're around there honey, whatever.
Honey teriyaki chicken bites. Honey teriyaki. Get those chicken bites. 4 o'clock. Pay your tab. Go back to your room. I took a three-hour nap. Take yourself a nap. I worked the whole time. Thank you. Take yourself a nap. Order some, at some point in there, order yourself some DoorDash, which we didn't do. We didn't do. And then go hit the club. We did. And we had super cute outfits. So the theme for Saturday night was forbidden fruit. So, I mean, duh. We're going to be a pineapple. Yeah, you didn't know what that meant. And then people were like, you should dress up like a fruit.
And you're like, oh, okay. And there was actually some really cute, creative outfits. Well, there was grapes. There was cherries. There were oranges. Watermelon. Limes. Watermelons. I'm not sure what's forbidden about some of those, but. I don't know. It was still fun. Basically, it was fruit night. Yeah. Like fruity pebbles. Yeah. Like you pick with fruit. But we had super, like my dress was not at all sexy. It was like. You made it sexy, though. You unzipped it and you had that hot Honey Burdette bra. Yeah. I wore like a super strappy bra underneath it and like unzipped it a little.
And then once I got into the club, it was so hot. And it was long-sleeved like sweatshirt material. We should post – you took that picture of you like in the mirror with it unzipped. Yeah. With the Honey Burdette underneath.
Yeah on instagram it's a hot picture yeah it's just like other than like your makeup like you can see her the same countertop that's just destroyed with all her shit but other than that part of it um it's a very sexy picture yeah but it was um it was a cute outfit yeah it was a cute um really cute and you had your pineapple onesie and you cut the pants and the sleeves listen i knew it's florida i know it's only february but it was like so hot 80 something degrees during the day and it was humid i was like i'm not going to survive a full onesie um and then the clubs are always hot so i cut the pants off to like shorty shorts i cut my went uh like tank top on and I was comfy.
Yeah. We ended up getting to the club a little bit later. So as we were coming into the club, they had a fire show. Yes. Out in front of the pool, which was pretty cool. The lady, like, lit her baton thing. I don't know what it's called. Anyway, so that was kind of fun to see. And then we went into the club and we danced for not as long as Friday night because it was so hot in there. You were like, we have to stay until like midnight. And I was like, I cannot do it. I tried to talk Lacey into going sleepless on her pineapple dress. And she's like, I'm not cutting my sleeves.
And then she was not in the club for two minutes and she's like i'm so hot i'm like yeah because you have a long sleeve onesie on uh yeah but we stayed yeah we stayed in the club till i don't know 11 30 something yeah so we stayed a while and we danced what did we do after that playroom oh i forgot yeah so we went and went back to the room dropped our onesies changed into our robe change, if you haven't been to Secrets in a while, they will let you go into the playrooms with a robe now. So we did that.
And we actually, this is, again, if you've listened to us for a while, you know, we usually go find the big orgy bed. We bring all our friends. We've got like 10 couples and we go to the orgy bed and we have a big orgy. I didn't even feel like trying to tell somebody no. So we found, if you go into the secrets, there's individual beds that are kind of like over by the theater area. And they have sheer curtains. They're like white sheer curtains, yeah. On them. And so we actually got into one of those beds and actually closed the curtains, which is so not the norm for us. We never do that.
But it's really hot because it's like you're private, but you're not private. Right. So everybody, literally everybody in there can see you. But we close the curtains with the kind of trying to send that message that we don't want you here. Not that we don't want you here. Well, it's just like don't enter. Right. We're going to fuck. You can watch. Feel free to watch. No problem. But we're not looking to anybody to join us. And nobody did, nobody even asked. No, I did notice there was like one man that kind of stood and watched. For a while, yeah.
And then I noticed somebody on my TikTok said, I saw you in the playroom. I was going to say hey, but it didn't seem like the right time. I was like, okay. Well, thank you. Thank you. But it was hot. We had, you came inside me. I did. Which again. I came inside you like four times this weekend, like in public settings, which is totally not normal. But again, normally we're fucking other people, not just each other. Yeah. So maybe I was just more comfortable. I don't know. I felt more relaxed, but it was nice. It was very nice. Then we went to bed. We literally just was like, okay, good night.
We're going to bed. And that was it. And that was our secrets. That was our secrets trip. Yeah. Got up the next day. Packed up and headed out. Mm-hmm. I had fun. I think it was a good, like, quiet. We got a lot of work done. We were still really busy. But it wasn't as chaotic as like when we host an event there. Oh, gosh, no. It was nice. I wish we could have had another pool day, but, you know, it is what it is. The good news is, well, I don't know if it's good news, but we're going to be back there in like four days, five days, something like that. Yeah, I need a few more days.
Between now and then? Yeah, I have so much to do. Lacey's been stressed in the last couple days. I have a lot to do. We'll get it done, babe. Yeah, we always do. We always pull it off. But I don't think people realize how much goes on behind the scenes of hosting and throwing such a large party. Yeah, there's a lot to it.
All right, so if you don't know, we're going to be at secrets hideaway resort the 10th 11th and into the 12th the morning of the 12th um for our spring break takeover rooms are 100 sold out but we have day passes secrets tells me james says they've never sold out of day passes at the door so i challenge you please show up um we've got dj landis dj life of spice dj chino we got an all-star crowd we got 360 cameras we got merch galore we're raising money for the national coalition of sexual freedom which if you don't know they're out there sex fighting for your sexual freedom so you can fuck whoever you want to fuck and not have to worry about being discriminated against for that.
Good stuff going on. We're going to be giving away all kinds of prizes, probably a couple thousand dollars worth of prizes and partying it up. Yeah. We've got like three, four hundred people RSVP'd for this event. It's going to be, it's going to be epic. It is. It's going to be chaos. It is going to be chaos. We have five days to get ready for it. All right, I think we're going to get to work. I literally just turned off my heat press to do this podcast. All right. Yep. Well, anything else you want to tell the Swing Nation listeners out there? No, I don't think so. Well, I enjoyed our trip.
I did too. It was very nice. All right. Well, thank you for fucking me so good in all the places. You're welcome, babe. All right, guys. I think with that, in a world full of apples. Be the pineapple. Be the pineapple, guys. Bye. Bye.
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