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Come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe, interview the experts, learn and grow together. Join the nation. Lacey, we get approached by couples all the time and they want to know, like, where can they learn the one-on-ones of non-monogamy? Yeah, I totally get it. You want to get in the lifestyle, but you just don't know where to start.
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So Lacey, people are asking, how do they get to go to a party or an event with us? They check out swingersociety.net. You create a profile, you sign up for an event, and you come hang out with us. Super easy. That that's right if you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and tiktok head on over to swingersociety.net can't wait to see you there hey there pineapple people and welcome to the Swing Nation podcast. We are your hosts, Northern Guy. And Southern Girl.
In today's episode, we're going to spill some tea about a little house party that we recently attended. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. A little different for us. One, we haven't been to that many house parties in our swinger career, so to speak. Yeah, like we've only been to maybe three or four. And second, we didn't know almost anyone there. Yeah. So we kind of walked in, not blind, but not knowing people, which is weird for us because we have like a posse now. We have a crew that goes to all of our events with us. We're very comfortable with them.
So us going to essentially a stranger's house and meeting a bunch of strangers was a new thing for us. But very fun. Very fun. But before we get into that and tell all the titillating tales from this house party, we need to do a little housekeeping. We do. We've got to get people up to speed on what's going on in the swing nation's world.
So first of all, we have been in the top 10 for the um asn awards which the asn awards are held in las vegas this year it's going to be august 2nd through the 6th and they basically take the best of the best of lifestyle brands companies and people vote on them so you vote they take the top five and those are the actual nominations So we've been lucky enough to be in the top ten in quite a few categories. We can link that. In the show notes. Yeah, the website to go vote in the show notes. But you can vote once a day. Well, technically every hour if you really love us.
But we would love just once a day um we've been in the top 10 for the podcast um you can nominate me for like what is it called content creator content creator does that mean only fans is that what that means or is it just any like if you if you create content on the internet i think it's yeah i mean because there's also a best educator so i don't i mean i guess somebody best educator would gear towards my like more like lifestyle education where our content creators maybe just like lifestyle yeah it could be fun yeah so it's just kind of whatever but you um we'll put the link in the show notes and we would love for you to to vote for it you know i know there's a lot of things you can vote for us for, but if you could just vote for the podcast, I would be so happy.
I don't know if you know this, but we have been the number one swinger podcast for a few months, maybe a month or so.
So if you go on to, like, chartable.com and you go into, what is it, health and wellness, I think, and then sexuality, that's where most of the Swinger lifestyle podcasts um post onto like apple music and all these podcast platforms um so if you go on the chartable you can find the rankings and uh yeah we've been we've been up there yeah in the number one spot uh us in front of four swingers we're going back and forth for a while um we're generally ahead of them now which is pretty exciting which we love brian and bren love their podcast, very humbled to even be, you know, in the running with them.
But, yeah, we've been up there in the charts, which is great. Yeah. So if you, you know, if you just do anything, if you vote for the podcast, we would be super, super excited. So maybe we'll go to Vegas. Yeah. This, you know, this podcasting thing is not like it's not as easy as some people might think. Like, yeah, you got to you got to do work. You got to do research. You got to sit down and record. Then you got to edit and post. And there's a lot to it. There is. And it's kind of been like, well, more so your baby than mine. But it's kind of been like a bit like and we've almost had.
Well, not almost, but a year and a half. I mean, it took us a while to get to where we are it didn't just happen overnight so i'm really proud of us and especially you because you're the one that does all the hard stuff i just sit down and chat right you just sit there and look pretty i mean i'm good that's what you do for it's been your job across platforms yeah yeah so yeah if you could vote that would be awesome um other than that we will be at trapeze atlanta All right, so one more thing. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. If you could vote, that would be awesome.
Other than that, we will be at Trapeze Atlanta. All right. So, one more thing. So, if we make it into the, you know. Top five. Top five. Then what happens? We go to Vegas. We go to Vegas. Yes. And they. Lots of people have been saying we need to go to Vegas. Yeah. So, this is like the perfect excuse, right? Mm-hmm. This is like a, like red carpet and like, like the whole thing? Yeah.
To my to my knowledge i don't know so last year we presented at the asn awards but due to covet i guess they still were having it virtually so since we've been you know part of the i mean we were part of the lifestyle before but definitely like a lifestyle business and a podcast this is the first time time they're going to have it in person since we've started. So I don't really know. I get the understanding is like it's like a real award show. The real deal. Yeah. Like I'll get a pretty dress. Oh, God. I can only imagine.
I was just going to say what you're going to spend on what you're going to wear to this thing. I mean, I got one good. If we go. If we get. Yeah. Yeah. Let's not counter chickens. Yeah. So, yeah. Maybe we just go anyway. Maybe if we don't make it, we just crash the party. I'm cool with it. Just get drunk and like. I'm good with the Vegas trip. It'd probably be more fun if we weren't stressed out about it. That's true. Okay. So, other than that, we will be at Trapeze Atlanta, April 15th. We're taking a group there.
So, if you're in that area, we would love to have you um trapeze is our favorite club ever so any opportunity we can to get to trapeze we try to do so yeah and i think uh we talked to the manager liz she she likes our group and likes when we come and so she's encouraging us to come back and we are excited to do that and i think we're going to do that probably three four times a year now yeah and kind of make it part of our a staple because yeah we do love we do it's the best club everything they do so uh we look forward to being being part of that yeah uh so yeah if you're going to be around on april 15th what's the theme for the night it is bad bunny or yeah bad naughty bunny one or the other yeah it's one of those basically like a naughtyboy bunny.
Are we keeping your outfit under wraps? Is that a secret for this event? Yeah. Yeah. I haven't showed too many people. You're going to be a bunny though. A bunny, yeah. Some type of bunny in some form. I feel like that's easy. Like you just put lingerie and some ears on. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty easy. Okay. Yeah, it's not super hard. Okay. All right. What else do we got to catch up on? After that, we will be at Splash Atlanta the first weekend of June. I think it's like the second, third, fourth, something like that. You can purchase tickets for that through swingersidey.net.
Do they have rooms left? That's my question. Yeah. I'm shocked that they still have rooms left. Yeah, me too. So, yeah. If that's something you want to go to, I would definitely hop on that sooner rather than later. It was probably one of our favorite events last year. It was a good time. Yeah. I mean, I feel like there's so many events that we could say that about. But definitely, it surprised me. I think I expected like a normal hotel takeover when we went. It was definitely more of a convention style situation. It's a mini Naughty New Orleans. Correct. It is a mini Naughty in New Orleans.
And speaking of Naughty in New Orleans, we will be at that. First week of July, we'll be at Naughty in New Orleans. Again, you can purchase those tickets at swingershoughty.net. And after that is Secrets. Well, you skipped over something about Naughty. I did. Oh. We're going to be hosting a party. We are. We got invited to host one of the day parties at Naughty in New Orleans. That's kind of a big deal. That is a huge big deal. We're not sure if it's going to be a pool party or a Bourbon Street party. Thank you.
party we are we got invited to host one of the day parties at naughty in new orleans that's kind of a big deal that is a huge we're not sure if it's gonna be a pool party or our bourbon street or maybe both uh but we're in talks with bob and the naughty new orleans group and we definitely look forward to being a big a bigger part of naughty new orleans and hosting our own a little party there this yeah that's exciting i'm super excited yeah um but naughty is just like a great town like new orleans is fun and then you add in like a whole bunch of swingers on top of it and it's just a fucking blast yeah somewhere between two and three thousand swingers take a send on new orleans for that weekend yeah but after that we have secrets um which which is September 24th to the 23rd.
We only, as of the last time I looked, we have three rooms left. Three rooms was the last one I looked. And I think that was last night when I checked last. So they may actually even be gone. But if you didn't get a room, we will have a wait list. You could be added to it. There's an overflow hotel. We did not sell out of day passes last time. So I don't expect us to this time.
But time so i don't expect us to this time but there was a ton of people there i mean there there was a ton of people there was a good time um i think we're slowly learning how to throw parties at secrets and everyone gets a little bit better so we got some stuff planned for this one uh as well and this one's going to be all about love so we're going to have a vow renewal celebration so um if you're married and you want to renew your vows in front of all your swinger friends come on right it's a celebration of love in the non-monogamous space yep which we're super excited about yeah i think it's it's a good that's a good thing to celebrate yeah and i want to get um renew our vows either nude or topless with you i think we should do the how many couples can we get in the nude to do it yeah i think we should do it i would totally do it in the nude that's the plan yeah so that's pretty much like our summer we might have maybe might have something else planned that we haven't released yet so just stay tuned yeah we got some stuff planned for sure a couple more events yeah we do through the rest of the year so just stay tuned so yeah that's it so to stay tuned how do they where should they go if they if you really want to be a member of this community and get firsthand knowledge and the first you know information about everything that not only we and the swing nation have going on but also the swinger society and all of these takeovers and different parties where should they be to be part of that well for sure they should be on discord because it's completely free once you get verified which it doesn't cost anything to be verified it unlocks like so much for you and there is private rooms there's i mean there's just so much that you that you can see and unlock.
And I highly recommend it. 24,000 swingers are on there. So it's definitely an awesome place to be. And it's completely free. But if you're not on there, or maybe you should just look at both, swingerssociety.net also has all of our information. Swingerssociety.net. And then there's a Swingers Society Facebook group as well. I do agree. We don't talk about Discord, I think, nearly enough on here, but it is a community. I mean, 100% is the community. We have different what we call experts on there now, so Dr. Storr's in there. We have representation from the Woodhull Foundation, from NCSF.
We just had Brett from OPEN, which you'll hear more from him in the near future, which is an organization that's advocating for non-monogamy and politics and stuff like that and trying to change laws and legislation. So it's really a hub of not only swingers, but just the non-monogamous space. And there's rooms in there.
I mean, if you want to learn about BDSM, if you want to learn about polyamory, you want to learn about um anything uh you can find all that information in discord and we're so thankful to have that that space and and for all the volunteers and stuff that make that that space work uh it's been truly an amazing thing for us yeah and you know and then the events that we have every event gets its own like channel and so people are in there connections, getting to know each other, dropping pics, making plans on like who's bringing what. It's a really a fun place.
I genuinely stay within those event rooms because they were the funnest for me. Yeah. Just to getting to know who's coming and what they're doing. Yeah. No, I agree. So definitely get on Discord. All right. What else? Anything else? Anything other notes? That's it for now. All right. So now we're going to move to talk a little bit about this house party we went to. But I think before we get into what exactly happened, what we did, maybe we should explain what is a Swinger house party? Like what does that even mean? Okay.
So typically a house party is a private event event i have heard of some people that will post it like on sls or stc but typically they're they're private would you say right so most of the ones i think all the ones we've been to yeah um is a private it's you know a person invites a group of friends yeah or acquaintances they don't necessarily have to be like good friends with them, but people they know, they invite them to their house and they throw a little party. They're typically a smaller event. You know, it's not like a club where there's a few hundred people.
You're talking about maybe a couple, a dozen or, you know, so people typically this one had, I think I had like 50 people, but that was probably a pretty large house party. I like that. You know, again, we haven't experienced too many house parties, but I think maybe something I didn't, you know, I underestimated about house parties is that small group kind of, you know, environment and how different that feels than like a club or a, you know, a resort or something. Yeah.
Well, then actually able to like chat with people and get to know them and like there's music typically, but it's not like, it's not a dj with giant speakers yeah it's a little bit of like a calmer a little bit more relaxed situation because you're not in a club um and typically like most house parties we've been to we've stayed the night there um typically that's what happened in this case um there was a close hotel or or one not too far away so some people stayed at the hotel some people said at the house but this is by far the biggest house party we've ever been to all the other ones have always been kind of small so we all just kind of crashed there yeah now i will say like you said some people do post house parties on sls sdc websites like that and invite people um i would be cautious of that.
Yeah, I would be cautious going to one like that. Yeah. Or just it was like a free for all. We've heard some horror stories about people that have pursued those type of house parties. One, you just don't know what situation you're walking into. You don't know the screening process. You know, you just don't know, right? So I would be cautious and careful.
i would at least want to either know who was hosting or have it be like a friend of a friend or something like that before i would consider uh attending a house party like that yeah because it's a pretty intimate setting it's pretty yeah you're you're literally walking to somebody's house so um if that's not somebody you trust that could be it could be scary yeah it was scary and we i mean i guess it wasn't scary i mean like it was different okay not scary i guess all right so let's talk a little bit about the house party that we went to all right so this is i would call it an acquaintance of ours like we are friends with them but we don't know them super well we've been to a party or two that they've been there and met them.
And they've always been super kind to us. But, yeah, I mean, they're more friends of friends. Friends of friends is, I think, a good way to describe this couple that was hosting. Yeah. I will say, though, that their parties preceded them. Like, we had heard of their parties numerous times. They throw boat parties.
They throw throw house parties and their parties are well known in our area for being like pretty epic epic parties yeah um i think we've i don't know if we've been invited or we've been semi-invited or we heard about them and we just haven't had one that has lined up with our schedule i actually think we've been invited to a couple before oh have we they just didn't end well and to be honest we typically only swing about once a month and so when he messaged you asking if we could go it was kind of because we had secrets that month and we were also so we were traveling for like two weekends of that month already between swinging and family vacation so when you said something to me about it was almost kind of like there's no way we can fit this in but i just i kind of really wanted to go and i was like let's just make it happen because it wasn't super far away i mean it was a little bit of a drive but not like like we could go up in an afternoon and that'd be no problem so i was like let's just make it work we're kid free we don't have anything going on let's just do it right and so um you told him yeah i guess yeah and this group you know it's they're like like i said these house parties are known for being like epic parties but it's also a very attractive group it is a very attractive it's a younger group like it's a very you know it's a it's of people we want to hang out with.
Yeah. You know, wanting to hang out with. Yeah, no, I agree. We did know, well, Will, when he invited, they invited us, we only knew that they were going. I mean, obviously, because it's their house. We didn't know anybody else. Come to find out, we did know one other couple, but we've never played with them or anything like that. But we do, we've hung, like hung out with them a bunch of times. They, they go to a, they kind of travel in the same general group as we do. But we've actually never played with them. Right. All right. So we, this is a Saturday night.
So we, you know, we've kind of, secrets happened and then we're getting ready for this.
I think you had contemplated like i felt like you didn't really want to go like the day of or the day before you were kind of well it was kind of like you know how like something in your mind sounds like a great idea and then it happens and you're like i wish i wouldn't have committed to that because it's just been like more fun just to stay in that was kind of the situation like i think i told you i'm like i know we'll have like so much fun when we get there it's just like getting there yeah and i think my i think you know when i was talking to you about it i'm like is this like your anxiety like do you are you really not wanting to go because you're tired or whatever we've been doing too much and you just don't want to go or do you know that we don't know anybody here so you have kind of some anxiety leading into this you're like looking for an out probably i mean no i knew we were gonna go i wasn't trying to find an out like we had committed we had bought outfits we were going um so i knew we were going it was probably a little bit of both though i mean i was probably tired and had some anxiety okay and i also wasn't like super excited about my outfit so the theme was disney like naughty disney and we had just done um woody and jesse in the fall and i didn't want to wear those outfits again and i would have been okay with jasmine and aladdin but your aladdin outfit was in our camper six hours away so that didn't work and so we had to and like we honestly bought the outfits from amazon while we were at secrets because we had kind of forgot so we ended up deciding on jane and tarzan because we were like we don't want to match anybody yeah so i was like let's be bell because i've got like long brown hair i was like that'll be perfect it'll be bell you'll be beauty and the beast and um yeah you know what i mean and um you were like no everybody's gonna do that yeah so and this is funny and we talk about i guess this now a little bit is yeah this is a disney theme so in my head i'm thinking like we cannot go for the main dis characters because that's what everybody else is going to go for.
I think everybody had that same idea in their head. There was three Jane and Tarzans. There was no Bells. Well, there was not a lot of main characters. Everybody had the same idea. Yeah. The only one that there was quite a few of other than ours was... There was a few Jasmines. Yeah. There was a lot of Jasmines and there was a lot of Snow Whites.
of other than ours was it was a few jasms yeah there was a lot of jasms and there was a lot of snow whites um but other than that everybody else kind of did like odd things there was like a monsters inc there was uh what's the moana yeah moana that was a good one yeah it was a really good one i'm trying to think what else there's a mickey mouse there was a little there's a couple little mermaids. Anyway so there was three but nobody had the well somebody had your exact outfit. My exact outfit. Yeah but not not mine so but it was fun. I like the theme. It was a good time.
It's a good yeah it's a good theme. Disney's a good theme. We've done that a couple times. I don't know if it was always Disney or just like animation or you know some kind of cartoon yeah but uh we just always went to disney when it came to other things right so all right so we're driving well hold on because my anxiety hit it hit like the day before i'm like because we had to be there at five so i'm like do we wear so okay also we're staying the night at these people's house we had an option to get a a hotel room, and I was like, Dan, just figure it out.
So he said, okay, we'll bring our air mattress, and we'll stay there. So then I'm like, holy shit, we don't know these people, and we're staying the night at their house. And I've got to have all my stuff. So I was worried about that. So he had messaged me initially and said, hey, sorry, the rooms are full, but here's the hotel information.
I was like,'s fine and then he reached back out and said hey we had a couple cancel that can't make it so i actually have a room available uh and he's like i know you guys are semi-local he said like but you need to you would need to bring an air mattress to stay in this room yeah would you be interested in doing that i was like yeah we actually just bought a pretty nice new air mattress i was like yeah no problem and i like the idea of like you can just crash there like you don't have to go to uber you don't have to worry about driving anywhere it was the best decision but leading up to it i was like holy shit like we don't know these people we're going to walk up in there with all my shit but so i'm like do we show up in our outfits do we change like what what is going on so, like, the night before.
I was like, hey, it's Lacey. So I need to know the information. Like, tell me what to do. He was like, no, show up in regular clothes. We'll change later on. I was like, okay, perfect. So go for it. We're driving there. Right. All right. So we're driving there. And if you know anything about me and Lacey, I always drive, which by default, Lacey ends up being the navigator. Yeah. Lacey's not the best. I'm a terrible, I'm, if I'm, I'm not a good driver, but I'm a worse navigator. Okay. So she has, she's plugged into the address into her GPS. Okay.
Keep in mind, I copied and pasted it from the Facebook party invite, but go ahead. And, you know, we're heading somewhere in the Nashville area. And I actually think it took us, because it was like 5 o'clock, it took us like around Nashville. I don't know. Or tried not to cut through Nashville. And so, like, we're driving through the Tennessee countryside. And at some point in time, your GPS on your phone, like, quits on us? Like, glitches? No, it's like it forgot where, I don't know, anyway. It, like. Did something funky.
Like, and as we're driving down this country road through these farmlands of Tennessee, it's like, turn around. And I'm like, what do you mean turn around? Like. It, like, there was no more road there. Like, the GPS stopped. I'm like, Lacey, what did you do? And so I, like, pull over, pull out my phone, put in the address, and it's, like, 20 miles I'll see know what happened. So anyway, we got, my phone and it was like eight minutes away. So I don't know what happened. So anyway, we got, my phone was correct the second time. Yeah.
But that was a little, as you can imagine, we had a little couple moment in the direction. Yeah. Thing. And at one point you're like, let's just go home. Like I'm not in the, in the, I'm like, I'm not in the mood for you. Like you're pissing me off, but we get there. Which is again, you know, I think we've gotten better at this. But your anxiety before events is usually pretty high. And that tends to, and maybe mine too. You know, maybe I can take some ownership of that. So it tends to be, if we're going to fight, like that's getting to the events when we're going to fight.
I think you anticipate my anxiety. So sometimes even if like.
Your anxiety gives me anxiety anxiety gives me anxiety yeah i think that's it and like even if i'm like like i would always be pissed off if three gps's it took three gps's to get like i would always be pissed off about that but like you automatically are like oh it's because she's got anxiety about this event so then that pisses me off because you're telling me i you know it's just we can keep going for days but anyway we we got there figure out the gps we get to the we get to the house well the funny thing is you know as we get it figured out we're like they live out in the sticks like there's like farms and like cattle and sheep and stuff and you're like where are you taking me dan i'm like i don't know you put it in the gps but then we get to the neighborhood and it's actually a really nice neighborhood it is very nice super nice it's like uh suburbs it's not even like farmland it's like a nice suburb um neighborhood yeah and we pull up to the house it's a really nice house like a mini i don't know what do you call those like a mick mansion like a mansion junior like a i don't know what you know it's not a mansion it's like a mick chicken yeah like a mick chicken but like a mick mansion mick mansion i'm sure he'll appreciate that but you know what i'm saying yeah i think it's a very nice house it was a very nice house it's like the perfect house for this um yeah so we get there we go in and of course like super nice everybody is super kind um and then we unload our car our car yeah and for um how many things did we have to unload to spend uh one night how many suitcases did we have i just we just had one one suitcase but then we had a full cooler a full and then how many you probably had like three bags well they were our air mattress and the sheets in the cup because we not only do we have air mattress and bring them out.
You didn't have a makeup and hair bag? I had one. It was like, it's like one of those things that rolls up and zips. My point being, to spend a night at this place, we had to do like three trips from the car to the bedroom. We did. And I was trying to be like inconspicuous.
How do you say that so like nobody'd be like why is this bitch breathing so much stuff because you have to go like through their door and like we're like rolling our uh through the house i got like six bags on me lacy's got two bags on her it's like hey guys i know you don't know you but we're here hi the air mattress like folds i had folded up in this like you know thing but like an air mattress folded is pretty big and then we had two pillows sheets a comforter a cooler heating blanket i don't i go everywhere with the heating blanket yeah it's going to heat up with us just get ready yeah so um we had a lot of shit but anyway we get it in the room and're like, let's shut the door and get this set up, which ended up being a bad mistake.
And we'll tell you why later, but we set the bed up. Yeah. So we get there and almost like I'm thinking in my head, like a hotel takeover party, like let's get our room set up. Like, let's get it. Cause we know, we know later we're going to be drunk. Yeah. I don't want to be messing with this air mattress when I'm wasted. So let's, everything up, get all the bed all nice and made, pillows, and we'll be good to go. You just come in here and crash. Later, we can just come in here and crash. I mean, no problem. So we did all the things. We got it all set up.
Rookie house party mistake, but we'll let you know why. Yeah. Learn from us. So we did all that, and then it was time to, like, go mingle. We actually brought a gift. of pinak brought a swinger study hat and one of those slut shirts that I've made to sell at events so I think before we go any further and we tell them what happened at the house party I think we need to take a break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. Okay. All right, guys. We'll be right back. We here at the Swing Nation podcast are proud to partner with Promescent.
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We appreciate you listening to our sponsors that means a lot to us um all right so now let's get into it right we get there we get unpacked blow up our air mattress put on the pillows we got a cooler we make some drinks well and i was actually telling them about the gift that we gave yes remember that i was talking about that a few minutes ago sweatshirt yeah so we gave it to them and i was like okay so the hat's for him right the sweatshirt is for her and so right which is just a like cut off it's like a crop crop hoodie it says slut on it and has the upside down pineapple yeah so anyway i hand her the bag and she was like oh i'm totally taking this hat yeah she's like he ain't getting that so which is funny so they she went to the room and like sat it down and the next thing you know here he comes busting out of the room with the hoodie with the cropped hoodie on he's like i'm keeping this it was like really funny because like she was like i'm keeping the hat and he said he's keeping the slut hoodie he's funny guy he is funny so anyway that's how like we kind of walk like that was our like true introduction to everybody and then it was just time to like meet and mingle and this is something like again i don't like we're not good at it anymore we were driving there and we're like having a conversation like can we can we do this kind of like we gotta like handshake people and talk to them and like size them up and like see like, oh, are you, you know, like, is this going to happen tonight?
Is it not going to happen? All right. So we start mingling in the party. And again, everybody there was, I mean, beautiful. Yeah. Kind. So kind. Generous.
What surprised me, I think you're probably going to tell this, but we would talk to, we'd go up to couples and we'd hey hi we're dan and lacey that's pretty common like when you meet a couple you're like hey how are you like how long you been in the lifestyle what you know like you kind of like give each other your stats yeah yeah like that's that's kind of like your opening lines and so we didn't know if people knew us from the podcast which is like a very weird like when you think of like oh i'm gonna do a podcast one day like you don't think about like some people will know basically like your whole story or some people might not know so we just like assume people don't know because we don't want to be like yeah we're dan and lacy we't want to be that way.
So we just assume that you don't know who we are. It is a weird dynamic when you have no idea if people know, like, all the naughty, dirty shit you've done for the last year and a half. We don't know if they know that or if they have no idea. Yeah, because, like, they have the advantage. They have a huge advantage. Because we don't know anything about them. And they may or may not know all of the shit we've done. So it's a very weird dynamic. But anyway, so we would chat, like Dan was saying, we would chat with these couples, and they would totally pretend.
Well, I don't know if they were pretending. They would not mention that they knew us, which was fine. Yeah. We would tell them. They'd ask how long we've been in the lifestyle. We'd tell them where we're from. We'd tell them all the things.
And then about 20 minutes into the podcast they'd be like the podcast i mean 20 minutes into the conversation sorry they're like we love your podcast and me and dan are like yeah we love your podcast we listen to every episode and it's like oh and then like a couple all the things then yeah we're like oh why did you make us sit here and go through all this shit so it was and it happened like five or six times it did it was it was to be fair if you were on their side no i'm not hating i get it like i could see like right off you wouldn't be like oh i know you guys from tiktok or your podcast you know i mean like you're trying to play it cool like no i totally get it i would probably be awkward as fuck if it was me you know like on the other side so no i'm i'm not saying anything negative about them it was just like a very weird dynamic because i guess like when we're at like a swinger study party people are totally cool with like saying oh we love y'all you know because it's you know we're hosting the party so it's kind of like a given but like in this case we didn't have any of our friends there we were just there it's like true swingers and so people it was a weird like they didn't know when to say something that is a weird like i don't know if you know all of my dirty secrets yeah it's like yeah yeah it is a very weird um situation so that was that was different um but yeah i mean like and so we figured out really quick that so okay wait hold on so we eventually go change so like the first hour or two it's like chit-chatting and stuff and come to find out because of where they live and on the things they don't let anybody change until it gets dark outside right so that way they don't they know no neighbors are coming over.
Yeah, they were worried that like, hey, if the neighbor comes over to whatever, ask if you can watch my dog this weekend or something. There's not a bunch of naked or half naked people running around the house. Which makes total sense. So once it got dark, we went and changed into our Jane and Tarzan. and they had like a really cool backdrop. So we could, it was funny because we got the whole OnlyFans like lecture, would you call it? No, no, we didn't get a lecture.
I wouldn't say a lecture, but one of the hosts did say something to us like, hey, you know, we know you guys are content creators and all that stuff. We just asked that, like, I don't we just make it clear that we don't do that he was super nice i was joking about the lecture but yeah he was just basically like some people might be concerned that like you're gonna be recording you're gonna pop out of camera or something so of course we were like super mindful of that and wanted to be respectful but we thought it was like really funny there was funny. There was, like, a ring light.
There were people taking pictures. Like, wait. Like, we didn't. We barely took any of us. We didn't even bring our phones out there. And it was just. It was, like, a little funny that they were, like. Yeah. They were all about the pictures. Yeah, they took a lot of pictures. I mean, everybody there was taking pictures. It was fun. I think that's great. I think it's wonderful. Oh, I support it a thousand percent. Yeah. I just thought it was, like, a little funny. Yeah. But I don't mean anything by it.
I just think it was a i think that's great i think it's oh i've supported a thousand percent i just thought it was like a little funny but i don't mean anything by it i just think it was a little funny no i agree so we took pictures um it had like a whole disney backdrop and we took a picture with like all the tarzans which were kind of funny um well that became like an icebreaker it's like hey i see your work your tarzan we're tarzan too yeah yeah it was fun um and then we started to notice that kind of quickly and i don't know if it's because the people knew each other like previous i don't know the situation but like people would like disappear together pretty quickly like you said yeah as soon as people changed into into their little outfits very quickly couples started breaking off to go have what i assumed to go have sex yeah um and then i needed a refill of my drink and i went and opened our bedroom door because we had closed it you know so nobody would mess with it oh they were totally getting it on on our bed.
On our air mattress. And on my heated blanket. And on our sheets. There was no squirt blanket down. Now, to be fair, we didn't mention this, but one of the things the host told us when we got there is, hey, just so you know, here's all the bedroom. He showed us around his house and was very kind and showed us all the bedrooms. He said, just so you know, it's like all of these spaces are available to anybody. But no one ever uses this room. Right. But the room he put us in, he's like, but nobody ever uses this room. So we were like, okay, well, we had already put the air hydros up.
Typically, nobody uses this room. So we thought we were like kind of good. Oh, no. That shit was a revolving door. There were people in that room all night long. Like we couldn't even go in. We had our cooler in there., that was a mistake. I guess we should have left that in the kitchen or something. Yeah, like, so our alcohol was in there. And, like, I've straight up walked in on a girl, like, legs in the air. And so, this was, like, an ongoing thing all night. So, lesson learned, if you're staying at someone's house, wait and put your air mattress up later.
Right, if you were staying in a room that doesn't have a bed and you bring an air mattress and uh maybe you are worried about your air mattress getting popped or you're worried about like having your sheets and blankets on the air mattress and people having sex on it maybe wait to put your air mattress up and blow it up until at the end of the night yeah at the beginning of the night yeah we learned that the hard way i they say kudos to our air mattress it did not not pop it was fine and actually our sheets everything was pretty like i was like oh shit somebody's about to squirt all over this right but it was actually they did i i mean i did remove my heating blanket from the bed eventually but you got in there at one point to get a drink and you we kind of yeah picked up a.
Yeah, but yeah, so our room was literally like a revolving door. Different couples. But yeah, we started to notice. Which is totally cool, actually. I mean, I have no issue with that. No, I don't have no issues at all. My concerns were if somebody pops a Sarah mattress, where are we sleeping tonight? We have to sleep in on the floor. And two, if they squirt all over our bed, where are we sleeping tonight? Yeah, like that was our only concern. Other than that, you can fuck in my bed all night long.
Yeah, bed all night long i don't care yeah same it's more we were just concerned about if they if it got destroyed where we're gonna end up sleeping yeah so um but yeah we we noticed that it was kind of different like we're kind of used to all of our friends knowing each other and so like we would like party and drink for a little while and then eventually somebody's getting naked and we're just gonna have an orgy right here with everybody like that's kind of our play style and this was not that and it took there was no real public there was no public maybe some making out and stuff i saw some making out here yeah but i didn't see any like dick sucking or any sex in the open no it was very much like couples they went and they went and played.
And then I noticed that some of the couples would play and then come back out. And find somebody else? And find somebody else and go play again. Which, again, not judging. You do you. You know, hell yeah to you. But I guess because, like, that's no different than having an orgy and going from one guy to another. So I'm not judging by any means.
But I was like, how the hell are these people doing this like we would talk to somebody and then they would walk away or you know like i just didn't feel like we like it took us a little while to catch up to what was happening yeah it was some it was different so typically you know we're used to hotel takeovers we're used to resorts we're used to clubs and it's like everybody kind of parties till like 11 o'clock midnight and then everybody goes and fucks yeah and that's how it happened that's how it happened this party was very much like once you got into swinger clothes once you got into your target you know your your outfits your theme nights couples instantly started breaking off here and there and i'm not sure how those i mean they all knew each other i like it because like if you just are there looking for like one couple you could do that and then be like back to your hotel by like 11 12 o'clock and you're done you get to sleep you know so but like it took us a little bit to because we were so new to this group we didn't really we're like wait this is people are like breaking off and so it took us just a little bit to figure that out did you kind of feel like i know at one point i felt like man i don't think we're gonna i did like nothing's gonna like i didn't think maybe a little disappointed like oh why nobody tried to pick us like yeah a little because no one ever was like nobody propositioned us no yeah nobody did we were like am i not cute enough no i didn't think that you're like i know i'm cute enough no i just it was just a very it was kind of a weird dynamic because like i said we said before when people were like oh my god we're huge fans of the pilot so like people seem to be into us i just maybe we were like i don't want to say intimidating because that sounds like a little um right but we were new nobody really knew us and so maybe they didn't want to become and be too forward with us?
Is that what you're saying? Maybe, I don't want to say intimidating because that sounds like a little... Right, but we were new. Nobody really knew us. And so maybe they didn't want to become, be too forward with us. Is that what you're saying? Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. It was just like a little bit of weird. I mean, like, but like if we go again, like now I know. So like if I see a hot couple, we would just, you know, say something to them. I just didn't know that that was what we were doing.
And I you know people started playing early because you know unlike a swingers club where there's like a ton of play space you know they only had a couple bedrooms to where you could play so maybe you know if you had been there before you know like hey people are going to start using those soon yeah so if you want to get in and play you need to like be on that so you get a bedroom kind of yeah i know i'm i loved it i mean i thought it was awesome but i just didn't understand but now that i know like if we go back again i feel like i will be much more prepared for that type of play so i i think that's pretty cool it was even like at house parties we had been to before we had orgies yeah it was kind of like because we're in this was a big again this was a.
So it wasn't like, it would have been almost impossible for everybody to go have an orgy. Yeah. But in house parties we've been before, it was like four or five couples. Yeah. We kind of all just hung out drunk, drunk. We hung out and drank and then maybe had something to eat. And then it was kind of like, okay, guys, let's go, you know. Yeah. Like we have an icebreaker part, like an icebreaker game or something. And then we kind of, I mean, I don't know. That's just how we've always done it. So this was just different. And it was, I mean, I liked it. I just wasn't aware.
And I guess it kind of, I wasn't expecting that. So it kind of threw me off. But nonetheless, I mean, it was fun. Like everybody was so hot. Like I would have been happy to play with a lot of most everyone there. Well, I think at point in time when I said, you know, because this is what you do at events like this. You're like, okay. You know, you get with your partner. You're like, okay, who do you want to fuck? Or who would you play with? Or who's anybody caught your eye? And I think I said to you, literally, like, literally anybody. Yeah, you did. Anybody here.
I think I said, I was like, so are you interested in anybody?
Like, what do you think is like think it's like anybody they're all like you point which one you want i'm down i'm yeah like because everybody here is yeah is definitely on my list of people i would like to have sex with yeah so there was this one couple so we're getting towards like the end of the night and there was this one couple and i actually really liked him she was dressed up with snow white and he was a seven drawer and they listened to the podcast and i was like pretty into him and she was freaking adorable and they were newer in the lifestyle i even told you but what did the guy say like didn't he say something to you about me like there's no way something about me i think he was intimidated by i think he said something to me about i don't know he said something that made me think that he didn't think i was into him or something like that but i totally was and we like all sat around and were like chit-chatting i thought that was going to happen i did too because they were like hanging around and i guess we made the mistake because we should have said hey are y'all interested and then like kind of like right as that was happening they go get their coats yeah and i was like really like i was really disappointed because he so snow white and what was he uh was he i don't think he's one of the dwarfs or something but it was a funny he got He named it.
Like a grumpy. Doesn't he have like one of the. Yeah. But anyway, if you're listening to this, we totally wanted to happen, but it just didn't. Yeah. So, yeah, I was like a little. So, like, they were kind of like the one that I, like, if I had to pick. If you saw the night going in a direction, you're like, oh, this could happen. Yeah. So, when they left, I kind of felt. I felt the same thing.
I was like, oh, well, that was our probably our chance maybe we didn't pull the trigger quick enough yeah uh or we didn't make it obvious enough that we were interested i had a good time so i was like okay well that's okay like you're gonna go back and fuck me and then we can get this so that's kind of where i thought our night was going i think you even asked me and i was like after that i was just kind of like yeah i was pretty getting tired right at this point it's midnight one o'clock in the morning something like that yeah so i was getting tired i was like you know whatever so anyway so the majority of the people at the party leave yeah um and then it's probably like 10 couples there maybe right so what's left is just the people that are spending the night or i assume what was left is just most people that are spending we don't know for sure but yeah at the house all right and then at this point in time we're in the kitchen maybe eating some snacks and there's us and three other couples in the kitchen um and then we'll just call it the instigator we're not going to say who who this couple was but she was definitely the instigator of this yeah she looks at you and says are you dtf and i've never had a through lacy i've never had a grown woman asked me that like they were all nice couples all attractive couples again everybody yeah like she looks at lacy and she says are you dtf and what do you say no lacy says no and i look at her like lacy what the fuck I didn't realize she was serious i guess like i didn't what did you think she was asking i don't know but she seems like a professional like nice like late i didn't expect her to say dtf like did you know what that meant yes i know what dtf means and down to fuck i know that but i used to her to be like so are y'all interested in playing are you in you know like i just expected her to say why did you say no if you knew what it meant i don't know i know i've because listen i watched jersey shore back in the day i know what dtf means but like i just didn't expect her to say it like that like because like nobody was talking we're just like all standing around eating and she was like like, so, you DTF?
And I was like, no. And I'm like, but yeah. But, like, who's asking? I think that's what, I think your initial thought was, like, am I down to fuck, like, let anybody fuck me or fuck anybody? Yeah, I guess that's kind of what I was. The way you reacted was, like, no, I'm not going to just fuck anybody. Yeah. And she was kind of like, no, no, us. And she kind of, like, pointed to the other couples. I was like, oh. And you were like, oh. And then you kind of look at me and you were like, are you down? And I'm like, I am down. Like, Dan is down. Because at this point.
Are you really asking me this? I wasn't really drinking anymore. You were getting a little tired. I was getting tired. Like the night. I was a little. Like, had she not asked right then, we would have lost you. Yeah. Like, I was a little disappointed that couple left. So, like, there was a lot of factors.
But factors but like once i realized that she was asking us if we wanted to go play with everybody that was in that kitchen i was like oh yeah like i'm down you know but it was really crazy because we had never played with anybody which we had never played with anybody at the party period so now we're going in a room with four couples and we've never played with like you said we had talked to that other couple and kind of hung out with that other couple the most them and a couple other couples but they had all left there was one we're in the kitchen we're having like a 20 minute conversation with these three couples and one girl's like to udtf and we're like so is that how they do it i don't know maybe so like is that the code word like udtf yeah maybe i'm gonna have to get you to say that.
You're going to use it say i'm not gonna do it so anyway long story short we end up in one of the bedrooms uh with us and then three other couples um all and one of the couples had kind of flirted with us and i thought he was very attractive she was adorable too but like i was kind of standing there by myself earlier in the night i think you went to the bathroom or something and she was like i just wanted to come talk to you because you're gorgeous or something she was really sweet so like we had kind of had like a little moment with them or at least i did with them one of the couples earlier in the night so i was like totally down for them but then there was like in the one couple i was telling to there was another couple that i had not had any conversations with i didn't think yeah but i was like okay but they're a good looking couple too they were good like and we had i mean we had all four couples had just chatted for like 30 minutes yeah yeah it was again if you know me and lacey that's not usually we know like everybody that's not our playstyle our playstyle is usually not 30 minute conversation let's go no never but there was also something very fun and naughty about that like because we've gotten away from that i mean which i think for the most part is probably a good thing there's something very like true swing or is about that just like meeting and fucking and having fun yeah like i don't even know their names yeah to this day that is naughty all right so we all get in the bedroom um and it's kind of a little awkward like getting naked and like starting right but she the one girl the instigator girl yeah she did a very good job of like what's he was oh she did stop yeah and she was very like of course we always wear protection too but she was like the protection police like she was like we you know everybody's well she's very good about like okay we'll all use protection and she was right and then even like when people were switching from one couple to another it's like she's like did you change your condom did you yeah she was very on top she was very good at that so i don't really remember how we just got i think we just got i think i she the instigator girl jumped on the bed and i think i was i was like the second one on the bed and you just went in yeah you just went in she was i kind of was eyeballing her anyway so she was kind of it was pretty clear that like she was wanting to start yeah i was like well i'll get just started with you two instigators yeah you're the instigator of and then as soon as like i think i got on the bed with her and i was like asked her husband like hey is it okay if i you know play with your wife and he's like yeah that's what we're here for and then we started then everybody kind of just yeah ended up on the bed started yeah it was super hot and that kind of went you know everybody was kind of kissing and mostly soft swapping i don't think anybody was really having sex um and then the instigator girl was like hey do you know what would be hot if each girl took a turn with all the guys yeah at once so like girl on the bed four guys yeah and then they play and then next girl and then next yeah uh which i thought was a great idea yeah um and to be fair you've never done that i haven't i mean this is what i would call a gangbang like if that four guys on one girl to me is that's a gangbang that sounds so bad though it sounds so dirty i mean what else would you call it i don't know that's what you call it but fuck that's dirty you've probably had sex with four guys in an orgy situation but you've never had four guys so take turns with me right just use you yeah just yeah so to me that's a game yeah thanks babe okay so so basically um the girls were like on our backs and there was the four guys around us so one dick in the mouth and two one on each side like like talking about so if you're going to do it and this is i'm not a big fan of being a guy in a gangbang so we you've never done it i have been recruited to do it with other women before for content and just for fun sometimes yeah um being that guy being a guy in a gangbang like because you got to stay hard you're just waiting your turn and you're trying to stay hard and you're not really most of the time you're not getting action it's like oh jump in there for a minute or two and then you're back out right yeah that's not to me you know i like to be hands-on i like to be involved i don't want to stand there and watch and try to keep my dick hard and then hop in and hop back out more for an experience right for the girl to be fair, four is the perfect number.
Yeah, because you got four. Right. You had a guy in you, a guy in your mouth, and then a guy in each hand. Yeah. So no guy was ever left out completely. Correct. You were able to appease all of them simultaneously. Yeah. So anyway, each girl took a turn. So it gets to my turn turn. And there was this gentleman who whips his, I think he went in my mouth or in my hand. I can't remember. He had the biggest fucking dick I've ever seen in my life. He had the biggest dick. I've ever. In real life. In real life. Right. That I've ever. Not porn, but in real life.
That I personally have ever taken or been a part of.
And what was, because I don't even know his name all i did was help all if my mom's watching this i'm so sorry if or listening to me all i did was like hold my hand out and he put it there and i was like holy fucking shit like i was like i mean you have a big dick and so for this guy like because he was like equally long and round and he had size or length and girth I was like holy fucking shit you know so I was very much excited about that and you've had a couple other big dicks bigger than mine before this one was pretty big yeah and he's a skinny tall white dude yeah which that's like a sleeper like you don't expect that you don't I'll be fair almost all the big dicks you've had have been skinny, tall, white dude.
Yeah. Which that's like a sleeper. Like, you don't expect that. You don't. I'll be fair. Almost all the big dicks you've had have been skinny, tall, white dudes. But honestly, everybody there was blessed. Yeah. He just was extra, extra blessed. But, like, everybody there with, like, for me, like, everybody stayed hard. Again, I think the instigator knew what she was doing. She knew what she was doing. Everybody stayed hard. Everybody had, like like, good-sized dicks. Everybody knew how to work them. Like, I mean, like, I couldn't have picked a better four guys to do this with. To gangbang you.
Chris, that's so bad. But, um. I love how embarrassed you get every time I say gangbang you. Baby, stop. So, anyway, it was my turn back. You know, it was very hard to, like keep moving and so what tends to happen in this gangbang situation is the better the guy doing the fucking is doing the less attention the other three get correct yes you're so distracted by getting correct you forget to move your hands in your mouth correct but they all took all took turns. It was very hot. Of course, the guy with the giant dick was the easiest on me. And that typically happens.
We've played with a few guys that are- Guys with big dicks are used to being gentle. Yes. Right. But I like it rough. And because I guess I'm used to you, I can take it a little bit bit more or at least a little bit more than like gentle, but still very much enjoyed all of it. It was a lot of fun. So we, you know, the four guys took turns going around. And then so and then there was two other girls after me. So I was like the second girl. So then there was two other girls after me.
So we we just kept, they kept going around and then of course that's a marathon as a guy yeah that's a marathon right and that was a lot of fucking condom right so there was condoms everywhere like 20 30 minutes i had to fuck for like two hours yeah yeah and between every single guy like a condom was changed. Oh, there was condoms everywhere. Everywhere. And the instigator was like, did you change? Did you change? Yeah, she was really good. We had to go get a second. We had almost everybody there. I think everybody there was wearing Magnums. Yeah.
And we had a whole like what I call the family pack, which I think is not. It's the non-family pack. But the big size, whatever, the jumbo pack, I guess. The giant, the value pack.
We went through an entire one and she had to go get a second one yeah so um we all took our turns in that and then it kind of just broke into like everybody just a normal orgy and the giant guy dick guy grabbed me and was like i need more of you yeah which was hot i mean i like uh well i think his wife grabbed me yeah and then and y'all you and his wife were very hot together she was like reverse cowgirl on you and her back and her ass looked so but like honestly like all the guys were like really really good and really amazing so it was like a really it was a very nice foursome um so and then it kind of eventually i don't you didn't come but i did oh you did yeah remember i pulled out yes he wanted you to come on her back yeah so we're all fucking and uh you were squirting she was squirting i'm sorry for whoever's bed that was that probably did not end up like our air mattress.
It probably was needed some towels. Because I was squirting over me and she was squirting. So like I was getting covered with squirt. And I was like, it's out of my hair. Right. And then at some time at the end of the night, I ended up with her doggy. I think he had you doggy. These are a couple. And I was like, Lacey, I'm going to come. And you were like, that's fine.
We can just go to bed after this like you're like do your thing and he was like can you he's like pull out i want to see you pull out and come on her back but you had a condom but i had a condom on right so i was like okay and i did it but like i half finished in the condom and like i it wasn't like a good money shot it was kind of a half it just kind of threw you i fucked it up i couldn't get like i tried to rip it off real quick and it like got stuck and then it yeah which honestly for me like to enjoy the or like that kind of yeah it takes away but it's all right it was yeah we're trying to do something hot it just didn't quite yeah i have to practice my whip my dick out pull a condom off and come on somebody like yeah not i haven't done that too many times yeah um and so that kind of like wrapped up oh that part when we finished all that i had to stop and lay on the floor and like i think you brought me water and i'm like i need a minute like before i can even get from here to my bedroom or it's my air mattress that may or may not be covered with squirt right now i need to like regather myself like i was done so i was like loving this foursome loving Thank you.
that may or may not be covered with squirt right now, I need to, like, regather myself. Like, I was done. So I was, like, loving this foursome, loving the giant dick guy. And, like, as we get finished, and I'm, like, getting off a hammer, he's getting whatever out of me. And I don't, I wish I could remember exactly what he said, but he turns and looks at me and says, I'm a big fan of yours, and I can't believe this just happened.
And was like are you fucking kidding me i was like that was so amazing why did you have to say that why does that ruin it for you i don't know because i just thought he was into me because i was and it ruined it or didn't ruin it but you feel like he maybe like i just was like, his big bit dick. And it was just, like, you know, it was a nice surprise. He fucked me good. He made me squirt. I mean, it was just, like, really fun. But then for him to say, like, I'm a big fan of you. I don't know. It just. I don't know. Fuck a fan. Like, what's wrong with that? There's nothing wrong with that.
It's totally fine. It was actually very sweet. Like, the way he said it was super sweet i'm just like in the moment i was like i was like on a high and i was just like really why didn't you say you knew me before we did on i don't know i just felt like i don't know it's felt weird anyway i'm sure he's listening to this you got a nice dick dude you did a good job good job they all did they all did a really good job it was like if they all want to I'll do that's listening to this. You got a nice dick, dude. You did a good job. You did a good job. They all did. They all did a really good job.
It was like, if they all want to do that again sometime. Yeah, you just let us know. Yeah. Anyway, so, but I mean, he was really nice. It was a lot of fun. Everybody was super nice. I had a good time. So we literally just went to bed. Crashed out. Crashed. And then we got up the next morning and left, and we never even saw a person. No. We just got up, got dressed the next morning and left, and we never even saw a person. No. We just got up, got dressed, rolled our stuff out, and went home. And that was it. That was it. That was Lacey's first gangbang. Our first house party in a long time.
What do you think? How was your first gangbang? I mean, that was a lot of fun, ladies. If you get the opportunity, do it. Like I said, I was ready to go to bed um and thank thankfully she asked if we were ttf and um now i know that i should always answer that with yes if i'm interested um but it was i mean it was a good time i had fun i had a great time it was a marathon for me it was a marathon but it was a it was the best marathon I've ever ran. I've never actually ran a real marathon, but.
I'm really, it made me happy that they invited us back because I think like in hindsight, yeah, we would have had a good time like if we hadn't swung, but like that was a really awesome swinging experience. So I was super grateful that they included us. So thank you. I agree. If you listen to this, thank you for having us.
To your beautiful home home to the host and to the people that we played with thank you so much for including us in that little play session it was amazing yeah all right well is there anything else that you'd like to tell the swing nation listeners before we wrap up this episode and i agree with i i uh would like to echo everything you said we had an amazing time thank you to the host and then thank you to those four special couples that gave us your first gangbang we had a good time yeah we did nothing else all right then I think with that in a world full of apples be the pineapple be the pineapple guys bye if you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us leave a five-star review wherever you're listening if you want to see more of our content you can find links to snapchat OnlyFans, and more in the show notes.
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