Send us Fan MailThe Swing Nation PodcastReal-Life Swinger Stories: Lifestyle Fails and Flops | Episode 62In this swinger podcast episode, Dan and Lacy go over some of the swinger mishaps they ve encountered over their years in the lifestyle. They talk about embarrassing moments, things breaking, accidents and total flops! The lifestyle doesn t always go perfectly, but sometimes the results can be downright funny! Learning how to roll with it in this episode of The Swing Nation Podcast. _______________- The Swing Nation -Main WebsiteQuick Navigation Website: -- (Find all our social media links more!)Follow us on Facebook!The Podcast Website_______________ - Swinger Society -Our Website to meet, connect eventsSwinger Society DiscordOur Facebook Group_______________ - Swinger Websites -SDCUsername: TheSwingNation** Use code 36313 for 14 days free! **SLSUsername: NorthernGuynSouthernGirl_______________ - Merch More -The Swing Nation MerchThe Swinger Pride FlagsSwinger Society Merch_______________ - Lacy’s Fun Links -VIP OnlyFansPREMIUM OnlyFans_______________ -- THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS --Shameless Care: ED Medication and at home STD testingUse Code TSN at checkout for $30 off your order!Promescent® Make Love Longer, It’s Time for Great SexUse Code SwingNation for 5% off!Pinaq Liqueur; The Official Drink of The Swing NationUse Code TSN at checkout for 15% off!Non-monogamy Couples Course and Single Guy Mastery CourseUse Code ATLANTA for 50% off!Support the show- Thank you for the support! -
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home and kind of learn the ins and outs learn you know how to approach the lifestyle how to communicate with your partner about it um you know i think it's something worth taking and we highly recommend it yeah so click below in the show notes you'll find this link for that course check it out guys bye hey there pineapple people and welcome to the swing nation podcast we are your hosts northern guy and southern girl and uh today's episode we're going to talk a little bit about swinger fails yeah so we wanted to do a halloween episode so thought, what's better than mishaps, fails, all the things?
Yeah, all the scary things that have happened over the years. If you've been in this lifestyle for more than a day, you'll realize that we're all people and we all make mistakes, and sometimes just weird shit happens that's kind of beyond your control.
yeah we get so many questions like on tiktok live and other platforms of people asking what happens if this happens or what do you do in this situation well it's only how you handle it you know if you can laugh and have fun with it you know that's the best way to go but we have made all of these mistakes multiple times so So it was kind of funny doing research for this. We're like, how are we, how are we fucked up? What have we done wrong? So it's been kind of fun taking notes, thinking about all this stuff that we've done. Yeah. So we kind of broke these into categories for you guys.
Cause there was that many where we could do that. So we're going to start off pre, pre Dan and Lacey when we were both singles in this lifestyle and exploring um and and really I don't know if this is a the first one I'm going to tell you about is I don't know if this is a fail but this is kind of some of the weird things that can happen so I had met a girl on SLS um they their profile um was you know a couple but I think there was some stuff in there about Thank you. So I had met a girl on SLS.
Um, they, their profile, um, was, you know, a couple, but I think there was some stuff in there about, she usually played, um, as a single. So I chatted with them and everything seemed good. And, um, we set a time to meet. Um, so normally like as a single male, a lot of times what will happen is, especially for like hot wife couples, at least in my experiences, I would meet them out at a bar or at a restaurant. I would meet the husband and wife just to kind of make the husband feel comfortable and get to know them a little bit.
And then like, you know, a couple of days later, maybe you meet them for a drink on like a Thursday. And then that like Friday, Saturday, the wife would either come to your house or you get a hotel room or something like that. In this case, it was it was just, she wanted me to meet her, um, at, uh, I think it was like, it's like a cabin or something they owned. It was like, I think on a ski resort. Um, and I was like, okay. Um, you know, she had sent pictures and stuff and it seemed legit. And I was like, sure, no problem.
Um, so then as I'm driving there, uh, she gives me very detailed, um, instructions and, um, I was not to park in in the driveway which should have been uh should have been red flag number one i was supposed to park in like the driveway next door or something and she's like don't worry my neighbors aren't there they're you know they're gone or whatever uh and then she said don't come through the front door i need you to go around to the back door because there's a ring video camera on the front door so she didn't want her husband to see you or who she is that what you think right so again we kind of i kind of i didn't pry but i was like kind of like hey uh you know like that's a little i think she kind of played it off as it was a family house.
Like, it wasn't just her, like, it was, this ski cabin was not just exclusively theirs. So, there maybe were other members of the family that had access to their ring camera or something like that. It's the way she approached it with me. But I honestly don't know what the case would be. But it definitely was a a different experience for me I did go and we had fun and it was a good time and um I snuck snuck through the back door um in and and out so but did you ever go back like was that a one and done I think this wasn't I think this was only a couple months before before I met you.
So I think it just kind of fizzled. I don't think it ever happened. But I do think she disappeared. Like, I don't think she ever messaged me again. Like, and I didn't reach out cause I had other things going on, but, uh, no, I never talked to the husband. Not one time. Not even in your group chat. Like there was no, there was no group chat. Dirty thing, which we've talked about that openly because we both as singles kind of Thank you.
there was no there was no group chat you dirty thing which we've talked about that openly because we both as singles kind of unfortunately got ourselves in those situations so we've talked about it and you would be surprised how many couples that play with singles there's stuff like that that goes on yeah and i think i talked about it one other time it was you know i've had it happen before where you you know you show up to a house and you think it's going to be like an empty house and then there's like kids sleeping or dogs there you know or whatever the case may be and it's like oh i didn't realize you know so it's some of those things to learn like you know you would never think to ask like are there going to be any other people in the house when i wake them over to play you know i mean like but you know like some guys that could have really affected their like like mentally you know like if they're like worried about the husband catching them or if they're worried that the kids are sleeping or they don't want to wake the dog or whatever like they could be too worried about that to actually perform so i mean if you're that type of guy you may need to ask those questions yeah for you know my experience as a single male is it was definitely you got a lot of couples that were just looking to explore and sometimes they just didn't have you know much time for that and so they would try to like squeeze you into these weird situations and you know i had like um you know even with the husband involved them want me to meet the wife in a parking lot and stuff like that you know i mean which can be hot it can be fun but depending on the situation you know yeah no i've i've speaking of parking lots i've been like busted in parking lots i mean like i've done all kinds of stuff i should be ashamed but i'm not it was fun yeah okay so you want to tell one of yours yeah so the next one is when i was a single um i played with a single guy quite often this is before dan um we kind of like to go places together so you know because single guys have such a hard time getting in places and i didn't really want to go alone so it was kind of like my partner we never dated um it was never anything like that it was just like if we weren't hooking up with other people we would hook up with each other and then go places together so we kind of had a list going which was just like in the notes of like our iphone of all the places that we wanted to go as far as swinger wise like desire temptations keto and not like different um positions so you know different toys different ways of doing things like so this list was like pretty explicit and he was definitely into some anal player like wanting to test it out and so a lot of that stuff was on there well one day he was like copy and pasting the list from the apple notes section to text it to me and he accidentally texted to his co-worker so his and it was a female i think she was a little bit older than him but he was mortified that she had gotten this and of course like he was like oh i'm so sorry you know like that was for my friend i'm so sorry and he was like i don't want to go to work i'm so embarrassed he had like a really like nice like job um i think he was like a government contractor or something i guess i could say that because nobody knows who he is but um and so he like had to go into this professional setting like that Monday or whatever and see this co-worker and he was so embarrassed but like I guess he just like never mentioned it and she never mentioned it and so they just kind of like ignored it but I felt so bad because you know like we're always so scared that we're going to text or do something, you know, and so when it actually happens, it's so embarrassing.
Yeah, so similarly on those lines, you know, and this is probably just good advice in general because here's the thing.
If you're a swinger, you probably have multiple group chats going and some of those conversations and pictures being shared are probably ones you don't want to accidentally send or share to the wrong person but i i was dating uh you know i've talked about this openly before on this podcast but i was dating a girl who introduced me to the lifestyle her and her ex-husband were swingers um and so we had started to meet couples and uh she had actually one time accidentally sent a picture of her boobs to my ex-wife when she was trying to text them to a couple um she had my ex-wife in her phone i think for you know reasons of children like she sometimes would pick up my children my children were younger than like from school and stuff like that and so they were just communicating back and forth about stuff like that and uh you know i think she she sent a picture in some little line and i don't remember what it said like i can't wait for you to feel these or you know who knows um what it was but uh and i think it was something that would like you could kind of tell it wasn't just to me like there was something more in there in there i don't i wish i remembered exactly what the words were but uh my ex-wife had texted me it's like what the fuck and i'm like i am sorry that you know i think i tried to play it off like it was meant for me, but, um, I think she kind of, she was aware.
Yeah. She had some kind of, she's like, I don't care what you're doing, but you, this is like, you can't be doing this, you know? Like, yeah, that's my bad. That's funny. Which we've done that too. I mean, like not, like not view pictures, but like we've accidentally sent the wrong things in the wrong group chats and something, never any explicit photos. Yeah. I did one time, but on purpose. I don't know. I don did that but that was on purpose so i don't know if that counts but definitely a mishap i don't know if that counts, but definitely a mishap. I don't know if that counts.
All right, so that kind of sums up our time in singles and some of the stories from that. And I think the next thing we're going to talk about is Lacey's drinking stories. Hey, I feel attacked. Yeah, so what I was going to say is if you've listened to our podcast for a while, you maybe have already heard some of these, but I think they're worth recapping. Alcohol and the lifestyle is definitely those two things go together, but it's easily overdone.
And I think, you know, because people have nerves and you're trying to, you know, a lot of people will try to use alcohol to try to relax and get comfortable in a situation that it's easy to kind of overdo that. I've done that myself maybe once or twice. But Lacey, I think, is more known for the one that tends to do that. Yeah, but you're making it out like I do this every time. Like we can only think of like three major times, which is not that much considering that.
When I it I do it big but only three major times now I get tipsy pretty much all the time at events and stuff like that but like it really depends on like my food that I ate that day or eaten that day I mean if I haven't had a lot I can definitely you know get tipsy quicker so it's hard for me to judge um but let's see the first one is Hedo we talked about this on a podcast but it's worth mentioning again because it's such a funny and embarrassing story so we went to Hedo this time last year we were actually at Hedo this week last year and um we had so much fun the first day we got there, we got like our first drink or two and they were pretty, I wouldn't say weak cause that's not the correct term, but they weren't really that strong and makes sense.
We're at an all-inclusive resort. They're not going to make the alcohol, you know, super strong. So I guess I thought that I could drink a lot more than I expected to and they also kept passing around fireball shots which were like like those weren't diluted or like those were fireball shots and they like would pass like if you've ever been to Hedo or any kind of these resorts they like stack like, stack these shots, like, on top of each other. So, they have, like, 20, and they're walking around with them. And if you know me, I have a hard time turning down Fireball.
So, every time they'd come around, I'd be like, Fireball, Fireball, and I would take it. Well, we're sitting in the pool, and at Hedo, they have these, like, built-in, like, stools in the water that go up to the bar. And I can just remember, like, sinking to the bottom. Like, really quick, I, like, was drunk. Like, barely. And to the point where, like, I had, like, really not a lot of self-control. You know, like, we had some good friends there. The swing-in was on.
But he, like, grabbed me up out of the water a couple of times you were holding me up and then y'all would sit me up and think i was okay and next thing i know i'll be back in the water and then i threw up in the water which is or actually did i throw up on you babe on me no i think you were like sitting either next to me or on my lap i mean i was like you know getting water and making sure you're okay and yeah you were, like, sitting either next to me or on my lap. I mean, I was, like, you know, getting water and making sure you're okay. Yeah. Everybody was, like, super sweet.
Yeah, I threw up on you, which is the one and only time I've ever grown up on a person. So we finally decided, okay, let's get me up out of this water. And so we did. And, you know, it took a little bit. I mean, I didn't just, like, pop up.
pop up like we had to sit me on the side and then eventually you got me up enough to like walk to our room which we stayed on the prude side um if you know so it was not a far walk but a good walk and i remember saying to you i've got to pee yeah you looked at me and you're like i gotta pee i'm like it's okay we're gonna walk right past the going to walk right past the bathroom. This one right up here a little bit. Uh, you know, no, no issues. And I was like, no, I've got to pee right now. And I just peed. Like, it's so embarrassing, but you didn't squat.
You didn't, uh, you didn't, you just, this is such an embarrassing story, but I tell it because like other people are going to go to Hedo and they're going to go the first day and they're going to completely blow it out of the water too and i want you to know you're not alone like and i peed like the entire beach like yeah it wasn't just once i think you did it like three or four more times on the way on the way to the room yeah it was like every and so we get back to the room and i am just i mean this is the drunkest thing i've ever been at anything and of course i sleep and it's our first night it's like our school's a girl night i have the cutest outfit i love it and i sleep through the show i basically sleep through dinner and you are pissed off like for real pissed off because like we spent a lot of money on this trip right yeah so you this is our first full day at hito you know and and we this is you know i'm carrying you out of the pool drunk at like one o'clock in the afternoon or something like that you know by the time you pay for airfare and the resort and all that i mean you're it's almost a thousand dollars a day i mean it.
I mean, it's like what, five grand, I think is what we paid. Yeah. So that's, I mean, that's a lot of money. So to take a whole day to, you know, off to be drunk is kind of, was kind of, I was really irritated. You were, but then I was like, no, I'm going to rally. I got this. I got this. We're going to do this. So I get up, I get ready. I get you got my outfit on and we go up. And of course the like, so they have different like eating places and the hibachi place that we wanted to eat was like clothing. And I begged the worker. I was like, please let us eat. Cause I knew you were only pissed.
And so like, I had to make it up to you. And so they ended up letting us letting us eat but it was like a really quick meal like they didn't do all the like fancy stuff it was very quick but we ended up turning the night around we ended up having fun but like everywhere we walked we're like wow you made it i i can't believe you're here yeah i think we went to the piano bar after dinner and like there was like 10 people that were like, oh, I didn't expect to see you for the rest of the night. Yeah. But you're right. That is an important lesson, not just for Hito, but all these events.
I mean, we're going to talk a little bit more, but it's so easy, especially when you have those nerves. And you usually are. You have high anxiety and stuff going into a lot of these events.
So it's easy to overdodo it um when you're trying to when you're drinking it is and for me personally if you go to like a hotel take over a resort or something that has like day drinking and you have a night portion as well that's where i really really struggle because it's hard to like not overdo it during the day i think i've learning i think i've gotten much better like we ran a bit this weekend i was fine we've done a bunch since then but the most part i can kind of maintain that now but it's very hard to do a day like even naughty new orleans you do a day party and then you have your night portion it's hard to like go go go take a break eat you know it's kind of like a learn you kind of learn how to do that yeah no i think we've definitely got Thank you.
it's hard to like go go go take a break eat you know it's kind of like a learn you kind of learn how to do that yeah no i think we've definitely got better at that over the years you know and there's been a few uh well i guess we're going to talk about a few more yeah so another one we're going to talk about is again another one we talked about on the podcast but it's the red room in nashville um this is probably like, I guess the pin is pretty damn embarrassing. But I was really embarrassed by this. This was our first, like, event event. Like, where the club invited us to come.
They were, like, really sweet. They, like, went out of their way to show us a good time.
It was very in the very beginning when the podcast really started taking off and we went and had hibachi for dinner it was one of our friends um g money's birthday so we went to hibachi and i had two doubles which is a lot of alcohol for me and of course i ate but i didn't eat a ton because i was drinking so maybe not super hungry and then we get to the red room and the shots start going and the drinks start going and i get sick like not out in public i went to the bathroom luckily they have well like let me interject real me interject real quick. What you're saying is correct.
We go from Hibachi to the Red Room. This is our second event ever. Like you were saying, our first real event. This is actually where Mr. Fireball got his name, Mr. Fireball. Yes. We're sitting in the VIP. I already know that you're...
I can tell when Lacy's starting to go from zero to hero so i know you're already you know on that line and then they start trying to pass out shots and i'm like lacy but we didn't really know them right they were no we no we didn't know them yeah we they were friends of um g money and nadine their friends they had been invited there by them so we didn't know them for you know no idea who they were and they started trying you know passing out shots or dave or maybe i asked for i think i asked for a shot and you were like lacy you need to you know i was like lacy no right and then so bo was like not here lacy take it you know he because he didn't know you and didn't he didn't know me right and i think i I was like, come on.
He doesn't care. You know, he was being a nice guy. And so he gave me the shot. And that was the shot that did me in. So I started calling him Mr. Fireball after that. And so his name now on TikTok is Mr. Fireball. And we, you know, we all call him Fireball. So I knew I was going to get sick. So I went to the bathroom and I, I don't know how long I was in there, but it felt like hours. Did it feel like hours to you? It was a long time. I mean, you, and it wasn't just one, you went in there and then you came out for a bit and then you went back in there.
And I mean, you spent half the night in the bathroom and then I think the other half of the night sleeping in the vip booth yeah so i sleep and we have a tiktok maybe you can post this tiktok today the podcast comes out it's like a funny reminder but there's a tiktok of me like sleeping on in the vip section and of course i have like a dress on like somebody has put i think ash um put my jacket on me to make sure that, you know, wasn't like flashing everybody. But, and I don't think I really like slept, slept like in some, cause somebody made a comment that I was passed out.
No, I was never passed out. I was definitely coherent. I definitely remember everything. I just was really sick, you know, like never passed out or anything like that. But I basically missed that entire night.
Like when we did the review I had no memory of any of the stuff like you were like oh they have this room for single guys and they have this and this and I was like what I had no memory of it at all so um so I kind of I was embarrassed because so many people had came to meet us and to see us and like I was a drunken mess so like as much as I hated that happened I was also like because this was right after Hedo this was like November of last year so I was still I was like it was a very learning like I learned a lot about how to like control my alcohol a little bit I haven't been sick since then I haven't thrown up since then I haven't been like anything I haven't peed in public since then so I learned a lot yeah you've gotten better you've gotten better so I do have one more drunken story um and i really wasn't i was mainly just tipsy i really wasn't that drunk but we went to splash atlanta um early june and they asked us to teach our class and it was like at 5 30 or something in the afternoon before the evening but in you.
And so we, um, we hung out by the pool all day, you know, having fun with our friends and drinking and dancing and all the things. And we went to the room and changed clothes, but I was very tipsy. Like I FaceTimed a couple of the girls that work with us while we were getting ready and they were like, oh, no, how was Lacey going to teach this class? And we get down there to the room and they have a microphone. So I decided to sing Strawberry Wine on the microphone. And again, you were annoyed, weren't you? I was super.
I mean, you were just, you know, you were at that level where you were just happy and, and go lucky. And I'm trying to like be somewhat professional and serious and you're, you're just not having, having it. So as we're at Splash Atlanta, as we're prepping for this class and I have slides and PowerPoints as the, uh, the, the, um, students, I guess you would call them, are showing up. Here's Lacey front center stage, just belting out her most drunk version of strawberry wine. Yeah. But it's funny because like as you taught the class, I sobered up. So by the end of it, I was like totally fine.
Yeah. Yeah.
So I guess in some way, thank we had to teach a class or else you you might have ended up napping yeah i would have okay so that is all my drunkenness yeah i mean i'm sure there's some there's some more stories in there i know you did a few of your paradise valley i think i can remember having to like wake you up to bring you to the club at night and stuff oh yeah i've done that yeah i've gotten like when we the nashville one of the nashville trips i was yeah broadway i was pretty pretty good we made some tick tocks naughty new orleans naughty new orleans i got pretty good one night but i didn't there's no i didn't poop or pee i mean i think the worst thing that you probably got me doing was you know shaking my ass in front of cops making tiktoks and stuff and that is true um i think you were worried i was gonna get in a fight with somebody one time in that yes oh yeah but uh i remember oh i tried to cut the hot dog line that's's what it was.
Yeah. Yeah. But overall, yeah, alcohol and swinging, it's good, but in moderation. Yeah. Which is key to be hard when you're nervous. Yeah, it can be. All right, I think what we do now is we take a little break and we hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast.
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And we just, we just took the mattress off and we folded the bed back up and just, and just put the mattress on the ground right there. Yeah. That ended up working pretty good. And actually in the future, if this ever happens again, I think I might just start that way. Yeah.
I think we've kind of learned that because we had, we did something in May this year at your uncle's house another uncle house and we just put the mattresses off the bed i mean and just like put them like in the floor and that seemed to work better but we still broke a bed at that um at that event because it was so funny because we have this beautiful mansion and you and i were like we're taking the master because we planned this we're taking the master yeah and of all the beds to break in the entire place the bed that we sleep on breaks and we were sleeping like no i think we were just sleeping and we ended up sleeping on that bed like that all weekend and then we fixed it before we left because obviously we're gonna not leave it like that and it was like the easiest fix and we had been sleeping all funky all weekend long for no reason yeah i've come to find my uncle you know he buys all this ikea furniture and i you know it's just not meant for swingers i don't think i don't think ikea furniture is rated um as swinger you know that's not it's not an approved swinger furniture brand no uh.
No. Okay. So what else have we broken? So we have this one couple, which, can I name drop him? Should I do it? Sure. Why not? Swing them with llamas, who we used to play with. They're still, you know, we still play with them often.
We just haven't seen them in a while and um we hadn't saw them in like four or five months because you were gone and so it was like our first time swinging since you had been back and we were in like a room at trapeze atlanta and we actually shut the door and made it privately which is not our typical play style but we had done that because it had been so long since we hung out with them and he was like going to town and all of a sudden his leg goes through the wall he kicked a hole in the wall it's right now if you've ever been this was not only trapeze atlanta but trapeze atlanta diamond club it's super nice super fancy and we were like oh my god my God.
You know, I cannot believe that we did that. It was a complete accident. I'm sure that, like, shit like that happens there all the time. But a complete accident. We told the staff they were super kind and nice. And it was fixed the next time we went back.
But we were so that and then what's even funnier is like two months later he texts us and was like was that you that i was fucking when my leg went through the wall and i was like come on was that not memorable yeah i couldn't remember there's something like i don't know if they're trying to blame me for it or if they couldn't remember if it was we were the the couple they were with, but there was some debate on who exactly was involved. I was like, I feel like I wasn't memorable. If you don't even remember that it was me, that you kicked a hole in the wall.
But I've never heard of anybody else kicking a hole in a wall in a swingers club. I think that's like a, I mean, I'm sure it's not a first, but it's like the first that I've ever heard of. Yeah, I'm sure it is not a first, but it was a – it's a first and only for us. I can't – I was trying to think of has there been any other wall – Furniture brain. Incidents, but I don't – I can't think of any wall. Stuff like that. I mean, we've definitely tore up some playgrounds. I mean, like, I say that in, like, a fluid sense, not in, like, a damaged sense.
Like, the sheets definitely had to be – I mean they always do change them but like you get a lot of girls in there squirting and stuff going it can be a mess very very quickly yeah yeah but they're you know most of these places are very prepared for that they have the waterproof oh 100 yeah we don't actually cause like damage that was the one and only time i think we've ever caused any kind of permanent damage but they were kind it was fixed it was no big deal all right so what's out what else have we broken i've also like i mean like ladies y'all don't know like i get all these questions from ladies all the time it's like what, what happens if, you name it, stuff about lingerie, stuff about clothes, stuff about shoes, I mean, you name it.
And it all has happened. I mean, I could sit here for days and talk about, oh, my strap, my lingerie broke, or my shoe broke, because this all happened. And one I can think of to, I use Sony and extensions now, but I used to use tape in extensions and, um, I've had like in the middle of like playing a tape in extension, like fall out of my hair, which was like so embarrassed because I had extensions. This was like a few years ago when now pretty much every girl has extensions.
And back then I don't feel like as as many girls did and so i was like so embarrassed like i went and grabbed it and like hid it in my bag because i didn't want anybody to see it but something that happens all the time now you'll straight up tell people if they start rubbing your hair you better not mess up my extensions yeah and i think that's like if you learn anything from this like shit's gonna happen it's like all in how you deal with it right you know if you're like oh my god you know i've had like where i've had toilet paper you've had you know like things have stuff like that has happened it's just like if you have like a good attitude about it and you don't get super embarrassed like when you get embarrassed and you like act funny about it that's when it gets uncomfortable so if you're just like oh my god i cannot believe that just happened um you know like noises like during sex i mean stuff like that happens all the time maybe you just kind of like go with it it makes it so much better than if you like make it uncomfortable all right and i think that's that's the perfect segue to our next category which is mishaps yeah so for accidents and mishaps i think we have a few things that um fall fall into this this category so the very first couple that we ever played with um I fell off the bed you don't remember this I don't remember this i don't but i remember this um so of course you know like me and you had literally a day like a month so like i'm trying to impress you i'm also trying to impress the husband and i'm also trying to like not kill the wife because if you've heard us tell the story she was extremely annoying but they had like a large king-sized bed and I was on the edge and I guess I didn't realize I was on the edge and I went to like kind of roll and when I did I completely fell off the bed and I was so embarrassed because again you know this was like early on I mean now if I did it i just like oops and hop back up but at the time i was so embarrassed yeah and i'm trying to think if has there been any other falling off the bed i know so i know like there has we've done a we've done it where we push beds together before and then like as you're trying to have sex you kind of like get stuck in those cracks in the middle of the two mattresses and stuff like that um i can't think of any other like oh we did we've heard a few stories of people falling off off a hot tub edges of hot tubs and things like yeah yeah i thought that guy when he was getting up on the edge of the hot tub at hito was gonna die but uh yeah he didn't die yeah definitely when you try to have sex in different um precarious positions it can be you can be taking your life into your own hands at some point yeah not a Jim Scott um he just fell off of a hot tub and had like he rushed to the hospital not that long yeah yeah something that happens all the time um so um another thing is a bloody noses because and i think it's because of the viagra what do you think yeah so i think it is so it has happened um to a to me personally but then we've also had it happen to other a few of the other guys that we know so it's happening to me so at the pool at secrets this is probably well every year ago a guy i know was like has me Thank you.
that we know so what's happening to me so at the pool at secrets this is probably well every year ago a guy i know was like had me kind of lifted in the air and was like going down on me so i was like my body was kind of like out of the water but like my shoulders were in the water and as he was going down on me his nose started bleeding and so And so there was blood all over him, all over me, like in the water. Well, people there thought I'd started my period because there was like blood coming from, you know, my girl area.
And so, like, I was like, no, no, you know, I, well, like, I've had a hysteria to me, so I can't, I don't, you know, I don't have a period. So it took us a minute to realize that no, he in fact was like bleeding from his nose and it's very, very common. I mean, you've, you've bled going down on a girl before, haven't you? Yeah. Yeah. So I think, and I don't know, I mean, I'm assuming it's the Viagra or taking that medication that ups your heart rate and probably ups your blood pressure a little bit.
And then, you know, when you're vigorously going that, you know, that nose is in a in a precarious spot. You know, I mean, it doesn't take much to bump it or hit it the wrong way. And that can lead to nosebleeds. And I know, you know, safety first. Right.
When that happens, you stop and go get it under control and make sure you get cleaned up real nice and stuff like that so it definitely is a uh kind of vibe killer when stuff like that um does happen yeah because it happened to you this weekend too like i mean not like when you were playing with someone but like you were up and moving and you could tell it was coming on we had to like you know go into the bathroom make sure you're okay and everything but it definitely happens yeah and it's the same you know you you can't have your period but it has happened when girls are not supposed to you know like having a lot of sex or you know sex with people you're not used to having sex with and stuff it can can lead to um girls starting their periods earlier or things like that so we definitely have.
I've had somebody play like nail cut me before, you know, not in a swinger situation, but in like a vanilla situation. And it took us a minute to realize where it was, what was going on. So stuff like that definitely happens. Yeah. And then like what you were saying, when things like that do happen, you know, it, it like, don't. Right. Like it's normal. It's OK. Just stop. Get cleaned up. You know, clean it up. Make sure the bleeding gets stopped. And especially, you know, if it's a nick or a cut, you know, like that might end your play session. Right.
because you don't want to mess around with that kind of stuff and having anything, you know, spread. But it is, you know, I think we're all adults and realize that in sexual situations, things like that can happen.
And it's just best to when it happens deal with it as adults and move on yeah no I totally agree um I think it's I think it's important to normalize mishaps because we all have them right I mean we just do uh and then so kind of in a similar category is weird noises that can happen during sex yeah i kind of mentioned that before but this case was a really really funny story we have it on camera too so if you if you want to see it you can message us we could send you to our only fans and you can purchase it but we were um filming some girl on girl content and so i think there was like eight girls maybe something like that six girls i can't remember how many but so like we're all kind of lined up and you had kind of in like a 69 type of position if you could imagine that for females but like on top of each other so we had you know each girl was on a different girl and then it was towards like the end of it and all of a sudden you hear this awful noise and i honestly thought that somebody had farted but kylie had done a raspberry i think it was ashes um she gave her a raspberry yeah um which was going down on her and we laughed so hard because we had i mean we had never heard of that but it was just like really funny because i guess that's something that she typically did and like none of us had ever heard of anybody doing it and we just died laughing it was so funny yeah so we're like you were saying we were filming only fans content and we're all you know playing and having fun and it's the nice thing about our group is it just kind of happens right it's all natural and then uh in the middle of playing you just hear this like like it's like we all like just stop and look over there and we're like oh like are you okay and kylie like up at us.
And she's like, what? Nobody else blows raspberries on pussies? And I was like, what? And everybody just died laughing. We died laughing. It totally ended it. It was so funny. It was so funny that when Mr. Life of Spies was editing it, he left it in there.
Because it was just it was just that it's at the very very end yeah but it was just so cute that we left it in there so i don't know if that's really a mishap but it definitely is like something funny to like laugh at yourself about well and then i mean you know if we're being completely honest if we're just talking about noises things happen people fart people people queef you know i mean like all those noises can happen during sex and like sometimes it's funny and you just can't help but laugh and then sometimes you just kind of pretend like it didn't happen and keep doing your thing but you know kind of what we're talking about with the you know getting nosebleeds and all that kind of stuff like all this stuff happens during sex um and yeah it's kind of weird and kind of like sometimes it's funny but uh you know i think don't let it like ruin your moment right you know i mean like it just it just happens all those things happen and we've all done it we've all been there if you've had sex probably for more than you know a couple weeks you probably have experienced um some of those noises at some point in time and uh it's not it's not really a big deal it's not so great not so great for only when you're filming only fans but i don't know there's probably a market out there for that no kind of content but yeah yes it definitely happens um so this was fun i enjoyed chatting about all of our fuck ups yeah okay so i think we got a little bit of time left um and that's really all listen we, we're not we're not perfect.
We've made mistakes. I mean, we could probably go on for hours and hours about some of the other ones. I think these are some of the more common ones that we've experienced or encountered. Maybe some of the more funny ones, but there's a whole bunch of them out there. Yeah, there is.
So in the last few minutes here, what what do we got coming up um for events so we will be um at the iCandy event in Pigeon Forge Tennessee November 18th and 19th I think there may be one room as as the day we're recording this available but if you don't get that room the cool thing is that Pigeon Forge is covered with cabins and hotels and all the things so Thank you.
recording this available but if you don't get that room the cool thing is that pigeon force is covered with cabins and hotels and all the things so that's not a big deal you can purchase day passes so you can come in and i don't think you get to go to the day pool party but you get to go to the night portion of it so you can definitely still be a part of everything um because that's really i'm really looking forward to this event um eye candy isn't known for being amazing party host um they have a young hip crowd i guess i'm not really young and hip if i say hip i don't think that's cool anymore but you know what i mean like they seem to have like a younger crowd which is exciting.
So I'm looking forward to it. What do you think, babe? I agree. And Swinner Society slash The Swing Nation has taken over the entire first floor of the hotel. Good job, guys. Yes. So that's going to be exciting, having all of our friends right there so we can pop in and out of each other's rooms.
And so if that's, if you're even close to that area and you want to meet some of your favorite um swinger society influencers and hosts this is the place to go um because other than secrets i can't think of another event that's had this many people at it no yeah it's going to be every pretty much all of our friends are going to be there all the people that you know from from tiktok the Swinger Society of Influencers. Lots of people we've talked about on this podcast. Yep, a large number of them will be there. Okay, what about December? Do you want to talk a little bit about the toy drive?
Yeah, so December 10th, we will be at the Lifestyle Connections Hotel Takeover. We went to it last year. They're a really fun group. It's located in Charlotte, North Carolina. They do a toy drive every year. The toys actually go to a local charity right there in Charlotte. They stay pretty much in that area with the exceptions of last year. They got so many that they actually saved a little bit back because they had, you know, we did a really good job of raising money for it.
And they saved some and then there was a tornado and they actually brought all of those toys to the victims of the tornado. So it definitely goes to help the people that are in need. Last year, we raised well over $1,000 and were able to completely fill their Christmas tree up with toys. And so we really want to do it again this year. The event is sold out as far as hotels, but where that hotel is located, there's a bunch of hotels right in the vicinity of it.
So you can definitely get a pass's just one night so it's just that saturday night we do have a gofundme if you would like to donate we're going to take that money and purchase toys and bring them and whatever we can't fit in our car we'll cut them in check so it all goes directly to them but they're just good people they raise money for kids because that's genuinely what they want to do, which is really, really nice.
And we like showing a different side of swingers that we're not just here to party and have fun and get drunk and make fools of ourselves, like we just talked about in this podcast, that we really have good hearts and we want to help the kids in need. So we'll link all of that in the show notes.
If you like to go we'd love to hang out with you it's a smaller event so a lot more one-on-one time so if you'd like to really chat with us and get to know us that that's a good event to come to absolutely all right anything else you'd like to put out to the swing nation before we wrap this one up can we talk about secrets we can talk about secrets so yeah so go ahead yes we can talk about secrets so as of um we're recording this on wednesday i don't know what the date is but uh 10 25 yep and so this this episode will air. Um, and tickets for secrets will be on sale on summer society.net.
Um, so the, the event is the 10th and 11th of March, 2023 at secrets hideaway resort in Kissimmee, Florida. Um, we're doing a spring break themed, um, takeover. And, um, the Friday night is going to be nineties night. And then the Saturday night we're doing a spring break themed takeover and the Friday night is going to be 90s night. And then the Saturday night we're doing Swinger Prom Night. I'm so excited. So if you were if you were at our last event at Secrets or if you've watched all of us from afar and want to come again, we're super excited. We're going to get to do it again.
We're just totally taking over. Swinger Spring Break style. Well, I'm really excited i think it's going to be a blast love the themes who doesn't love a swinger prom i do so so yeah make sure you get your tickets um this time you get to choose your room which is a little bit different than how we did it before. So make sure you go to swingersociety.net. The sooner you obviously purchase, the better room you probably get. So hop on there and pick out your room. Yes, head on over to swingersociety.net, get your room. Like Lacey said, it's by room number on the website. It's listed this time.
Last time we had thousands of people trying to. Well not thousands. But you know. A few hundred people trying to pick out rooms. And tell us which room to put them in. And it just got. It was chaos. So we listed it by room number. First come first serve. Whatever room you buy. You get. And we look forward. Look forward to seeing you there. Yep. I guess that's it babe. Alright. I think with that guys. In a world full of apples.
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