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That that's right if you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and tiktok head on over to swingersociety.net can't wait to see you there hey there pineapple people and welcome to the swing nation podcast we are your hosts northern guy and southern girl in today's episode we're gonna talk a little bit i guess a lot of it yeah about the eye candy moonshine mountain takeover we are um i was super duper excited to go to this party like i had always heard of eye candy parties like it was kind of like legendary would you agree um yeah i don't know legendary might be a little a little bit of a stress like people are just like oh my god eye candy parties are so fun they're so cool it's such like a young group of swinger like it just seemed like the big leagues maybe that's how i perceived it i don't know if that makes sense but it just seemed like a really cool crop of people that are really hot and having a fucking fun time yeah so if you're not familiar with eye candy i guess i guess they're a hotel takeover group is what you would define them well they're just like a take i a takeover.
I mean, because they do takeovers at Secrets, which I guess technically is a hotel takeover of some sorts. But I don't know what you call them, but they do takeovers of resorts, places, hotels. Right. So primarily, and this is actually, you know, the first time. They do collets, though, and that's not a hotel takeover. That's true, right. Yeah, so they do takeovers. So, you know, usually they do it at Secrets, which is a resort, and they've also done it at different Colette clubs, locations. But this is really their first hotel takeover. Oh, was it? Yeah. I didn't realize that.
Well, they did a good job. They did an excellent job. Yeah. Excellent job. Yeah, so we're going to get into our experience there. And so what was the dates on this event? Thank you.
realism yeah well they did a good job they did an excellent job yeah excellent job yeah so we're going to get into our experience there um and so what was the dates on this event it was the 18th and 19th of november 2022 yeah i'm already like thinking 20 i am too so like a little back story i grew up going to pigeon forest so when i saw that eye candy was coming to you, our general area, I mean, it's only like three hours, four hours from me. I was super excited. Like before we had communicated with them, I wanted to go just like as a swinger couple. I was like, we need to make this happen.
I'd even blocked off those dates like tentatively, like when I'd heard about them. So that way I, you know, you wouldn wouldn't schedule anything else so like I was really wanting to go to this event and then they actually reached out to us and was like hey let's have a conversation about working together and I was one flattered because they're cool and I don't think we're as cool as they are I don't know I just felt like they were just like young, even though I think they're the same age as us or roughly.
But it just the perception of them, it was just like 20 somethings, you know, having so much fun. So like when they reach out to want to work with us, I was like, wow, they like us. They know who we are.
So I was stoked that they wanted us to kind of come on board and help them out a little bit yeah so eye candy definitely has a reputation to be a younger crowd um they're you know more attractive is probably fair to say or a lot of attractive people at least but now i say that they do not um some some places that do have a pretty attractive crowd sometimes will only allow certain people to come like you have to be height and weight proportion to come right they filter their they filter it out um eye candy is not that way which you know i i like that i mean first of all i think that's amazing but two i think that shows that it's just the type of people that they're bringing.
I mean, just the type of crowd that they attract. They just attract a younger, hot, you know, super hot group. Yes. And they are very much associated with secrets, been around secrets for a while. They're kind of this younger EDM kind of vibe is what I would describe them as. It's very much like EDM race kind of a vibe.
i think because of that younger we don't mean like 22 let's just okay let's just say that we mean like not 50 plus are there people there that are 50 plus absolutely absolutely but is your typical range in their 30s yes yeah but you do have some 20s you do have some 50s you have a little bit of everything but overall it's more of a younger 30 something year old crowd with like an electric dj you know not so much like the house band playing like greatest hits yeah it's kind of an edm edm rave kind of vibe to it and i think that's why it draws that kind of yeah i think so a similar crowd is what you probably see at a rave or an edm type party yeah um yeah so so they reached out to us and we'd like to give like full disclosure when we are doing these reviews because i think that's only fair we they did comp our ram for us so um they comp thursday through saturday nights and we actually came in a day early we paid for wednesday so i think that's important to know when we give the review that is a part of it but we still do a really good job i think of taking that part out um because we've had people comp our rooms and we've been very honest so we'll do that again this time as well absolutely okay so like you said we actually went early like we always do and lacy lacy is always being lacy and it's like oh well we'll go you know initially we planned friday and she's like well let's go thursday so we're there a day early it's like okay well that makes sense we'll go th Thursday and then she's like let's go you know if you had your way we'd be there Monday I think every time so here was my thought process you had never been to Pigeon Board and I've grown up going there since I was a small child and I really wanted to show you around and so I wanted a full day Thursday of just being a normal vanilla couple sightseeing a cool town.
That was really my goal. And I because I knew like Friday through Sunday, if we got away from the hotel at all, that would be like amazing. But I really wasn't counting on it. I was assuming that we would pretty much just be at the hotel the whole weekend.
So originally, yes, we were supposed to go down thursday but then i was like again it's only a three or four hour drive i was like why don't we just go down late wednesday afternoon and so that way we have an entire day thursday that was my thought process and that's what we did it is so we got it not late wednesday it was supposed to be but it ended up being like, we got there like like before dinner time. So it wasn't, it wasn't bad at all. And, um, I had called and added our night on to the room. They didn't take my credit card information. They were just like, okay, no problems.
Of course we get there. And all the rooms were like pre-assigned and our room was, somebody was in our room.
So, so we had to stay in another room and get up the next morning and change rooms which was kind of a bummer but it really wasn't a big deal you like wanted to get our room set up and stuff wednesday night so you were kind of bummed about that but it was really fine minor inconvenience yeah i think i was just frustrated because i worked all day got there and then they didn't have a reservation yeah i definitely but i did call he was like are you sure you called i'm like i swear i called i did i did i promise allegedly i did but we got to the hotel it was we thought it was a great location it's like literally in the middle of everything but kind of off the beaten path just a does that make sense?
Like you could walk, like we walked to eat most every meal we had, but you weren't, we could still be swingers and not have people randomly walking by the hotel. Yeah. That's just kind of off the main strip there. Yeah. Just a little bit. So Wednesday night, we didn't really do much. We ate, hung out, got in the hot tub, I think. There were some kids there. We chit-chatted. Of course, we were completely vanilla. You know, we obviously are very respectful. And we went to bed. That's exactly what we did. Yeah. And then Thursday, we got up.
We had to load all of our luggage on a car, which we had just brought in the necessities.
but we had to load everything up on the cart and then we went while they got our room cleaned we went and um we had pancake breakfast because that's what you do in pigeon born yeah i will say the staff there at the hotel was very very generous to us oh yeah and they so that when we had checked in and obviously there was some confusion about whether we had a reservation for one day at night or not they pretty much said hey just come up here at 11 o'clock and if your room's ready we'll just let you you can just switch right to it um you know you don't have to wait till the normal check-in but when we got up there the person they hadn't even checked out yeah they hadn't checked out whatever so they just said hey no problem take a cart to your room put your luggage on your room you know go out enjoy yourselves and when your room's ready we'll have somebody move the luggage for you don't even worry about it yeah that was super nice super nice and they did that when we got there a few hours later everything um everything was ready so it was perfect so and it was it actually ended up being fine because we went we had pancake breakfast because that's what you do and then we went to downtown Glinburg and did the sky bridge yeah i didn't know the pancake breakfast thing was like it's like totally a thing it is so if you go to the smoky mountains i guess having a pancake breakfast in a lodge type setting is like it's like one of the things there's like one on every block yeah but there still was like a wait to get into them and it was like 11 that was like on a thursday yeah like 11 15 like it wasn't 8 9 a.m you're telling me there's some of them you have to like make reservations like yeah somebody was saying that somebody told us that i don't know but um but we we had our our good breakfast yeah and then we did the sky bridge in gatlinburg which was super fun we made some cute tiktoks on it like one of me pretending like I was scared.
I wasn't. Yeah. And then we did the sky bridge in Gatlinburg, which was super fun. We made some cute tech talks on it. Like one of me pretending like I was scared. I wasn't. Okay. You were scared. I was pretending like I was scared. Um, I don't like how it moves. I'm not scared of the heights per se. I'm not a skydive. I'm not super afraid of heights.
I don't like how the wind can blow it and it's moving like that doesn't sit well with me but it was fun yeah um we actually went on thursday because daphne and daddy mike were coming into town late that night and they also wanted to go and if you buy a pass you can go multiple times a day so we were like oh well then we can come back tonight and we can get to see it during the day and at night that didn't end up happening but that was the idea that was the that was the plan um but that was fun and then we kind of walked around Gatlinburg a little bit we went to the old smoky um moonshine place which was fun um yeah it's almost like wine tasting but moonshine tasting so I guess that's like a mountains of Tennessee.
Yeah. Moonshine. Yeah. Which, of course, you can buy that anywhere nowadays, but it was kind of cool to be in there and see. They had all the flavors. Yeah. Pickles and chocolate. Yeah. And like hot peppers, like whatever, cherry, that cherry one. Yeah. All kinds of moonshine. Yeah.
So after that, so we just did a little little sightseeing stuff we came back to our hotel and we our room was ready so we were able to switch everything over and then we had to get the other four carts of stuff out of the car yeah to then set up our room yeah um legitimately set it up for the hotel takeover yes um and so that's kind of dan's forte he puts you know all the lights and the flags and if you if you've been to a swinger hotel takeover you know like decorating your room is like part of the fun so that's dan's thing we don't mess around now no we don't system we have a whole system we also have like supplies like one thing that we added to our supply this time is trash bags yeah because the little trash cans are never enough in the room so we always have to like try to figure out what we're gonna do with all this trash so we added trash bags this time yeah we've rearranged the furniture this time we did this was a new thing we knew that eye candy did not have playrooms which we'll talk about that later so we we knew that going into it but we knew we wanted to have like a lot of space to play since they didn't have group playrooms so dan pushed two beds together yes i thought you were crazy which was genius it was genius yeah it gave us room to make tiktoks and have people in there and also you know a large bed There's like two queen size beds or we had a double i think they were queens so we had a double queen room uh and all we did is we pushed two of the queens against essentially all the way to the back wall yeah and that gave us a good amount of space in the front of the room to do we hung up our flags we had room for tiktoks and stuff like that but then we had a good queen for playroom space.
It worked out. It worked out. Yeah, it worked out really good. So after that, we made content with Kendra and Tyler. She is that swinger, KK. Yes. And we had planned that. We always tried to.
I know a lot of people are like, oh, my my gosh do you film every swinger encounter you have no not at all but we like to well i mean no i don't i mean no no i mean we like to we like to film i don't have a problem we've learned like now doing this for a year that if because we obviously we have to pay for our trip you know we have to pay for everything so if we go down a day early and knock out the content then we can genuinely enjoy the party um because we do find that if you have to pull yourself away to go make it's hard because making content is fun and hot but you also want to be at the party so you feel very torn between the two right so going down a day early is kind of like the sweet spot that we have found.
And we had never made content with Kendra. And Tyler watched. We obviously invited him to join if he felt comfortable. But he preferred to watch, which was really hot.
Because Mew and I have never, like, we've had experiences in clubs where the wife kind of joined us and the husband sat back but never really like right this was like the entire play session was just me us three which was super hot yeah um and then of course we made like tiktoks and stuff so that was fun me and her have never had a chance to just make i mean she's been in tiktoks as group with us, but I've never had like one-on-one time to make stuff. So that's fun. And people love that. Yeah. No, yeah. The TikToks, like we always get so many views after we've been at an event.
They like seeing us with the other people that they see online. It's fine. Yeah, it is fun. Yeah.
And that's a couple that, like you said, we've probably been around for over a year now, but really haven't spent a lot of one-on-one yeah time where they got to know them so that that was fun spending and we probably with them for three or four hours yeah it was fun making content tick tocks joking yeah just kicking back and laughing like you said he didn't join which was his choice he could have and he didn't want to and that but that was kind of yeah and that's kind of how he left it he was like well i'm gonna watch and record and you know but like if i feel i'll join in and if i don't i won't and that was fine and we just kind of let whatever happened happen and to me that's the best type of content just when it goes natural like that yeah yeah so i mean there's been times where we've made content where it's like let's get this position then that position and then this and then this position, and then we kind of stop.
But this was just kind of like, we're going to throw up cameras, and we're going to play and see what happens, and that'll be great. It's very organic, which, you know, that's kind of a hard line to balance with all of this. You want it to be fun and hot and organic, but you also sometimes need to get stuff in. Yeah. So finding that balance is but that was hot. Um, and then after we got done with that, um, Mike and Daphne came in late. A lot of people started to write Thursday night. Yes. Lots of people. Lots of people. Um, quite a few of our friends had like Airbnb.
So I know there was like a couple of groups that went to air, went to cab there were some that stayed back and it was we were all kind of all over the place which is different in the past we've all been in the same like hotel in the same area so we all it's usually kind of like our core group that thursday night um but we were kind of kind of spread out a little bit which is okay yeah um no i waited at the book rooms, they couldn't get a room in the hotel. Yeah, because it was sold out. And honestly, Gatlinburg is such a nice area to get an Airbnb because of the cabins.
Honestly, I was like a little jealous of it. A little jealous because I love a cabin in Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge, but I also like being in the middle of a party. I mean, there's definitely advantages to both, so I get it. I think we kind of had to be there, but we definitely had some FOMO of the groups that were able to stay. Oh, yeah, and the hot tubs overlooking the mountains. It's so nice. But we ended up going to dinner at Cheddar's and... Which was a theme for the weekend, I think. We ate Cheddar's. If you've never been to a Cheddar's, it's kind of like an Applebee's chili.
Yeah, it's a nicer version. We ate there like four times because it was literally like in the parking I don't know.
cheddars uh if you've never been to a cheddar it's kind of like an applebee's a like a nice chili yeah it's a nicer version um we ate there like four times because it was literally like in the parking lot um so we did that we had dinner with daphne and daddy mike she was ready to like turn up like she was something else at that first dinner do you remember that daphne was ready yes remember that she got so excited about the rolls she got that like yeah she was drinking yeah she was ready to return? Remember, she got so excited about the rolls. Oh, yeah. And she got that. Yeah. The drink.
Yeah, she was ready to party. But it was late. It was like 9 o'clock. So we couldn't go to the Skybridge because they were already closed. But we just ate and then got them unpacked and got them unloaded. And then we just hit up the hot tub for a little bit and called it an early night. I mean, let's be honest.
You and I had already had our fair share of fucking for that day so yeah we were we were good for the day we were good and we but there was a lot of people didn't she did did uh daphne was she did she get a little drunk i don't remember i think there might have been so i don't think she was like drunk drunk but i think she was like yeah for her to bed yeah i don't remember but because a lot of people had the same idea as us the hotel was like kind of we everybody was ready to party but it was vanilla you know like there was still very much kids in the hotel there was family so we kind of had to keep it at bay but you could tell that like lots of people came in the night before and i even heard the owner of eye candy say that next year they would do it thursday through sunday because there was i mean i would say there was probably 50 people or more yeah in the lobby i mean there was a lot of people but it was a good time we hot tub for a while like you said and i guess daphne had to be put to bed kind of early because she went too hard is that what happened i don't really i honestly don't i don't remember all i know is we went to bed and we didn't nobody played and i assume yeah i and i think we would have so i assume i don't know what happened i don't know what happened but we did go to bed okay so friday morning was like the official start of the party and like by the time we woke up and got out there like i can't have taken over this hotel yeah so it's pretty typical you know we've been at hotel takeovers now multiple times and a day before um and we've kind of got to see how this works right yeah and it's literally like everybody's supposed to be checked out 11 people are kind of standing around in the lobby waiting to get like that thumbs up from the front desk because they don't put anything swinger out until every single person has checked out um just out of respect for that um but literally they had an entire area that was already prepped right so as soon as that last person walked out they had balloon arches and banner i mean like they had so much stuff yeah so they had used the ballrooms as kind of the staging area and they had gotten everything ready and as soon as like they got that thumbs up from the front desk it was time to decor yeah and they did it quick i mean they did it quick and they did a really good job um everything was so well put together i mean even had like, you know, DJs at the pool and live bands in like the lobby.
You know, so you kind of got a little bit of everything. Yeah, there was the backdrops and signs and balloons. Every place to take a photo you could think of was there. Then they had there like where you check in to get your armband and all that. They had, like, so much merch. And they sold out of merch, like, almost immediately. There's, like, a couple of things that I was eyeing. And I was like, oh, I'll get it later. And by the time I got up there to get it, they were, like, all sold out of my size and stuff. But they were legit. So you got an armband and they had security everywhere.
All the doors. and they checked that armband every single time you walked through like they had security on like yeah and the checkout was real they had the room keys with the name and your armband like everything kind of ready to go yeah so we have seen in the past where it's like big lines waiting to check in and stuff like that it seems seems like they had a pretty good flow. Yeah, they did. And so right off of where you check in is like these double doors, and there's like a hallway. And then down that hallway is the big ballroom for the party.
And then off of the ballroom was Club Swingster, which if you're familiar with Secrets in Florida, that is their dungeon. And they literally loaded up everything and brought it to this party. So it was like pretty legit. Yeah. So the way this hotel was, I think it had like multiple ballrooms, but they were separated with those wall divider things. But they essentially took over that whole area. And then they just kind of set one of those, the back portion of that ballroom they made into kind of the dungeon. Yeah, and it was really nice.
Definitely the better dungeon that I've ever seen mobile like that. Like all of their equipment was like sturdy and secure, and it just felt safe. Does that make – like we've been in some, and some of their equipment's just like seen better days. And this all was very well put together.
Yeah, it seems the mobile kits aren't always as good as the yeah well of course yeah but yes uh they they brought the real deal yeah and like in the hallways they had all kinds of photo backdrops i mean so many places to take pictures and you can definitely tell it's a younger crowd that doesn't so much mind the phones where an older crowd, God forbid, you pull out a phone. They're going to have a panic attack because they don't want any.
This was definitely they wanted you to take pictures by their backdrops and use it on your swinger socials, whether that be a website, your Facebook, whatever you choose to put it on. But they definitely gave you plenty of opportunities for pictures.
No agree yeah there what doesn't seem to be you know i think maybe because there was no playroom that you know it just kind of seemed to be yeah a little more open to where people yeah pictures now in the dungeon i didn't see anybody you know no no i didn't even see anybody in the club really take them it was all out in the photo op places that i saw yeah with backdrops yeah and down the hall um there was a few booth setups us um we had a podcast one um habit magazine had one so that was good ios connections yeah yeah so that was kind of the general layout again there was no playrooms if i had to give a thumbs down to anything i mean or honestly that's really the only negative thing i think i could say was that there was no playrooms yeah that was probably the biggest yeah but i get you know so now that we've kind of seen a little more behind the scenes and kind of dealt with some of this event planning ourselves i get why they don't do that right because essentially if you don't have playrooms you're just doing a convention you know yeah you're just a party you're just a party you're just doing a convention there's no real sex to it yeah when you start adding in playrooms and orgy rooms and things like that i think that's where a lot of hotels probably get scared or yeah like don't want to partake in that yeah it makes total sense i get why they don't do it but as someone that's paid to go it definitely makes it hard especially if you don't get a room at the place um because this sold out you know probably a good month before the party so if you didn't have a room you really were out of luck unless you found someone that also had a room you know, that that you know that makes it hard yeah no for sure okay so let's talk about what we did on friday we slept in well i think it's time oh is it time for a break to take a little break okay and then we'll now that we've given the whole layout of the land we'll talk about each night and what we did exactly okay let's hear from the sponsors and partners of the swing nation podcast and then And when we get back, we'll get about each night and what we did.
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No, I don't think I did i did we can talk about a little bit about the pool i was really excited about the pool from the pictures it looked amazing and don't get me wrong the pool was pretty legit but it was definitely smaller than i thought it was a little small but i never saw it super crowded so i guess that's a plus yeah it never did get crowded yeah it was a little cold it was a little cold but not it was indoor not secret sensations cold i mean it was it was doable it was doable um they also because like a lot of the thing like candy they had some super cute floats um like a unicorns a popsicles some smarties just super cute stuff and then they had um a hot tub area and which the hot tub had seen better days.
I even cut my toe on it. And the handle to get in was definitely wobbly. But that's not eye candy. That was just like a hotel maintenance issue. Which kind of surprised me. So anyway. Everything about the hotel was very nice. Like this was a nice facility.
So I was kind of shocked that even especially even especially the handle because that is definitely a safety issue so i was surprised that they had not fixed that right so the pool area is this big kind of an atrium area and it has a decent sized pool um with a waterfall which was kind of cool and then it very cool as um i don't know like a 12 person hot tub or something like that yeah beside the pool the hot tub was a little beat up i don't know yeah a couple tiles that were kind of missing on the edge and the handle the handle was a little loose but other than that i mean this was a great a great swinger area oh yeah party area and they had a really cool bar there was a bar inside there and then they kept djs in there the entire and there was plenty of like room for lot of people to just, if you didn't want to get in the pool, just to hang out.
And even on Saturday, they had dancers out there dancing. So they definitely had entertainment out there. So it was a great, like, it was a really good hotel for this party. Right. So, okay, Friday. Okay, Friday. We come out of our room.
Everything's set up up we kind of just gave you the walkthrough of what everything looked like um we kind of were just meeting people there were several people there we hadn't met uh before we're kind of meeting up getting to know them um i will say habit magazine was doing a photo shoot which i enjoyed um because if you don't know anything about habit you should look should look them up. They're a really cool magazine. They have beautiful, beautiful women. I'd say it's like a lifestyle-friendly Playboy-ish magazine. Correct, yeah, and they came to quite a few events that we've been at.
We've met them quite a few times now, but they did a full-on photo shoot out there, and I could have just sat there and watched them do it. The girls were beautiful. Yeah. The cameramen were very professional. Oh, yeah. These girls were in the pool on floaties. They were in the hot tub. They were outside by this fire pit they had outside. It was fun to watch. They were on the bar. And, I mean, these cameramen were, like, in the pool, in the hot tub, like, getting all the angles. And, you know, they had all the lighting and stuff. And it was very professionally done. Very.
Very just, you know, I'd never been on a photo. No, it was really cool to watch. Yeah. I enjoyed it. So we kind of came in and out of there. It was kind of like a meet and greet-ish type of situation because, like, people were arriving. We had gotten our booth set up. So we were just kind of, like, mingling with everyone, speaking, you know, saying, hey, helping our friends get checked in.
You know, it was kind of it was kind of giving hugs yeah giving hugs people that we hadn't saw in a while um jersey ended up getting there if you've been around our podcast you know of our jersey couple they're a really cool couple that we met at hedo um last year they came and then j and j we've talked about them some um they're another couple that we've hung out quite a few times. They came. So us, those two couples, and Daphne and Mike, again, went to Cheddar's for lunch. Right. Because it's like across the parking lot. It's literally like the closest. And it's decent food.
Yeah, it's like the closest place. And they have pretty good drinks. So it's like a good way to pre-game if that makes sense so we walked across and then john and amy were there do you remember that i do yeah they're at the point so john and amy are a couple that we had met at secrets yes we prior to this event we had never played with them but we we had been around we had been around them we you know we had kind of communicated via social media some um so this was the first time that we had actually like really had a lot of chance to talk because it's secret.
We met them at Secrets and it was way too insane to try to get to know someone. So that was that was exciting that they were there. And we sat in the bar and all kind of chit chatted and caught up because we hadn't saw Jersey and hadn't saw J&J in quite a few months. So it was just kind of like very vanilla, very normal, just time to like chit-chat and catch up. Showed pictures of our boobs before we got our boobs done and showed pictures of the kids. I mean, it was just very normal, everyday type of situation. It was.
So we got back and about by the time we did all of this it was like almost time to start getting ready right right did we we didn't hot tub in between that it was straight to the club maybe we did hot tub no i think we hot tub okay yeah so it may be hot tub for a little bit and by that time all of our friends had started to check in. Yes. Yeah, that's right, because we did the hot tub for a little bit. Right, because that's when Jay and Jay had showed up. No, they had lunch with us. Oh, but we were in the hot tub when they showed up, weren't we? That was the night before. Oh, okay.
That was the night before. Remember, it was super late. They got there at like midnight the night before. Okay. Sorry, guys. We make notes as we go, but it's so hard. Alcohol's involved. We're partying. It's hard to remember. But anyway, we spent a little time in the hot tub. And then after that, it was time to get ready for Friday night, which the theme for Friday night was lumberjack, which is a super fun theme. We had never done that before. So I wore a buffalo plaid, like, bodysuit. Not bodysuit. Romper type of situation. It was romper, yeah. Got me some Carhartt boots, some fishnets.
What did you wear? I, you had gotten me a buffalo plaid, like, cutoff shirt. It said, like, Dick's.
It said, like, Dick's wood or something about Dick's big wood on it i don't know where you got it from the party store yeah yeah and then and i was gonna wear the the shirt with some jeans and cowboy boots um but this is a thing at hotel takeovers there's no real dress code and it seems like less is more so i just didn't wear pants yeah so you know like you'll find that you kind of have to rig the situation especially for men women can pretty much always wear where they want but like at hotel takeovers we found that it really doesn't matter i mean especially not at like a like we've never been to a super fancy one but like this was a young crowd some men just had on like a g-string or a banana hammock.
So, Dan just wearing his, like, boxer briefs and, like, a button-up, you know, buffalo plush shirt was totally fine. And what's funny is, ladies, you're going to love this. He needed something to carry, like, his phone and our room key. So, I went to the car and got my Lululemon belt bag. So, he wore a fanny pack with his boxer. No, no, it was perfect. I wore it around my waist and my shirt covered it.
You i had it but it was so funny had my cell phone had keys condoms you were ready to go yeah i was ready to go yep so um the the uh fanny packs are i think for like resorts hotel takeovers like if you're not you don't have your purse if you're a guy if you're a guy you know you're not gonna have jeans on essentially having some kind of fanny pack thing. Yeah, and I've seen people do the little backpacks, like the backpack purse. And I can't even actually even sold one. And I saw a bunch of people carrying those. Just so you have your essentials with you. Yeah.
So Friday Night's Club was awesome. It was very much like Secrets, if you've ever been there. A lot of the staff that they brought in was Secrets. They had set up a little VIP booth. We were able to get one of those. We were able. Thank you, Lexi. Yeah, Lexi, who helps us every time we go to Secrets, was like, do y'all want a VIP table? I was like, yeah. So we got one for both nights. So that's always nice.
We like having that just so we have like a central place to kind of be well it's like everybody knows that's like our you know i mean like all our friends kind of it was like a hangout spot yeah i definitely felt like the party friday night was not quite as like hype if that's the correct word is saturday i felt like friday night everybody was just kind of getting to know each other and was just kind of like one you know we had gotten there wednesday but you got to remember a lot of people had probably just worked that day traveled checked into the hotel and then they're trying to party you know yeah friday definitely seemed calmer in like i mean it was a good party oh for sure it was a great party better than some but if you compare that friday night party to like like most hotel takeovers the friday night is like a meet and greet in the lobby.
Yeah, oh, Friday night was amazing, but I'm just saying, Friday compared to Saturday was definitely, like, it was tend to be, like, a little calmer, but it was still fun, and so we had. Because I can remember thinking that, like, oh, like, it seems like everybody's just kind of, it's kind of, like. Yeah, I guess I thought it would be, like, a little bit wilder.
Right, and then you stop me thinking, like, well, yeah, but yeah but most hotel takeovers like all you do is meet up in the lobby for a cocktail on friday night yeah here we are like full-blown club mode on friday night um so friday we had actually we jay and jay are our friends and like a little backstory about them is they actually came to their first lifestyle event last december we met them at a hotel takeover and they have been very very slowly getting into the lifestyle so they are just now soft swapping so we're talking about basically a year right and to be fair if i had to write a book about like how to enter into the lifestyle like i think they're like the perfect like yeah like they've done it the right way they really have not not to say that like you should take a year to go from no entering the lifestyle to you to swap swapping but like they just seem to really like they seem to be doing it the right way they haven't jumped into anything they haven't right now don't get me wrong i want him to just fuck me already but i also respect we're putting that into the universe yeah we're putting it i'm sure he'll listen to this um but i also very very much respect what they're doing um and i you know kind of like how he did with jersey couple i very much am appreciative that we get to kind of help them on that journey, too.
No, I am, too. Like, I know a lot of people are like, I don't like new people. I do. When it's a couple that you genuinely like and care about and respect, it's worth waiting on. And you can tell they're in it for the right. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want a new couple that, like, jumps in. They just want to fuck. Then they fuck and then they go, you know, then people get mad.
Like, I don't want a new couple that like jumps in and they just want to fuck then they fuck and then they go you know then people get mad like i don't want to deal with that like i 100 agree but when you had this new couple who you can see kind of progress through the lifestyle and they're starting to get ready to to explore yeah i love that they turn to us and say oh 100 it makes me like a little proud that they feel safe with us to do that um so we had kind of been flirt not kind of we had totally been flirting with them via text. Well, we've been flirting with them for like a year now.
But we, you know, like, okay, so for me, I'm not super aggressive when it comes to men. You know, I tend to like the man of the other couple to kind of like pursue me.
And we've also been a little guarded when it comes to them because we want to be super respectful we don't want to push too much if they're not ready so basically she sent us a text and was like we're ready to sauce walk with you yeah are you guys down or can we schedule a time with you or something which was super sweet we kind of needed that because we didn't feel comfortable like just taking that taking that step without knowing, Blige. No, I agree. So, I very much appreciate it. So, anyway, Friday night, we snuck off with them. We basically told our friends, we are going to do this.
And we had a very, very hot, steamy soft swap experience. And we've said this before. Don't underestimate soft swap.
That soft swap that shit's hot it was yeah and you know what's crazy is i want to fuck him even more you know like because he gave me a little taste so now i want it even more you know like there's something to like it's almost like playing hard to get you know like does that make sense i i feel the exact same way about her and them like i agree 100 even with your you know if you haven't heard our story about jersey go back and listen that episode but like that was almost a year well it was a year in the making of us wanting them and now it's just like we totally like want them you know and we which now we have had sex with them that was amazing but we want more sex with them but um it was just it was a really good fun time i enjoyed our time with them um much needed i'm glad it was a one-on-one world two-on-two experience i'm glad we were able to comfortably step away and our friends were respectful of that and enjoy that um after that we got up and went to the hot tub for a little while you forgot she she did something for the first time oh yeah so she had never squirted before and he started fingering me and okay girls if you're a squirter you know either guy knows how to make a girl squirt or he doesn't and as soon as he touched me i could tell that he knew what he was doing that she just needed to learn to relax and so i told her i was like it's not you it's him i mean it's not him it's you you've got to like just like turn your mind off and just enjoy and she was able to do it and she squirted and then immediately he was able to make her squirt and i think like it's a fountain now yeah she said she was like as soon as she learned it that you know it was over then yeah it's interesting this is like i don't know the third or fourth couple i think we've gone through that we've done this kind of with well you have the skills well it's not but like it's like you said it's not that he didn't have the skills he had the skills i think for a lot of couples the theme is the female that has to kind of learn her body and what's what with what.
Because you're stopping it. Yeah. And so to learn how to not stop it. So that was super fun. Yeah. I'm glad that she learned that. Because when we talked to her the next day, she was like, oh, yeah, I've been squirting everywhere. And then she texted us when she got home. She's like, I ordered a squirt bed. a blanket. Which we still need. I know. So we went to the hot tub. And I was like, Dan, fuck Daphne. Yeah. Because that's what I always do. Yeah. I always pimp you out to her. Which is really funny because people are always like, Dan and Daphne have the biggest connection.
Lacey must be so terrified of their connection. And I'm over there like, Dan, will you go fuck her, please? We have a. It's a weird poly not poly situation. It's not. Yeah. It's like a. They're just our good friends. They're really good. We're very comfortable with them. We're very close and very comfortable. You're obviously very comfortable with her. Yeah. I don't mind. I don't feel threatened by her. I think they're a great couple.
So I don't have a problem have a problem saying dan go fuck her which i'm glad i said that because that was the only time you fucked her all weekend yeah which i'm not happy about but you'll see her in like two weeks you can make it up we'll make up for it but uh so we got to the hot tub and there was a group a big group in the hot tub and people some people are on the pool and the dj was going and i don't know if it's because we had just come from kind of playing with like a soft swap so we were like we're in the mood we got there we got naked and it was like start making out going down on people like we didn't fuck around yeah and i think everybody else was like what the fuck i think it like started the whole group right yeah it was like me and you walked in and like yeah like two minutes after getting to the hot tub i start making out with daphne and having sex with her and then like you look around and like everybody's having and at this point you were completely shit-faced which you don't typically get like you did a cannonball in the hot tub into the pool in the pool yeah yeah i might have cannonballed to the hot tub at some point but you did cannonball into the pool on lady hayes lady hayes was floating on they had this giant um unicorn floating and she's just floating and i don't know if there's like anybody the pool was a little bit chilly there wasn't many people in the pool but she came floating by on that unicorn and i just i don't know i don't know why but yeah and it was funny because the owner of eye candy like later was like oh my god when dan did a cannonball i was like i was praying that he didn't hurt anybody and we're like oh we knew her he's like oh thank god um but of course as soon as you're like you're ready to go i'm shutting down yeah you were starting to crash oh i was major i had my like robe on i was like on the side of the pool like eyes half open i was like i'm done and this was like three o'clock in the morning it was so we pretty much i like pulled you out of the pool and was like we have to go to bed i sad.
I know. I was living my best life at that moment. You were, and I'm so sorry that I was crashing. The problem is we need to get our timing down a little better. Yeah. We need to both peak at the same time. Yeah. So we went club to our room, soft swap to the hot tub, playing in the hot tub, cannonballs to bed. Bed. Yeah. It was fun.
That was that was friday night yeah all right well let's get we don't have much time let's get right into saturday yeah because saturday is um it's a full day yeah so we sleep in yeah mike of course always brings you breakfast no we i think we failed to note that he did bring us breakfast on friday oh he did he always if you've been around our podcast, Mike always takes care of the breakfast for us. I had made a comment, I think. It's like, I need more for, like, if you have a friend that lets you have sex with his wife and then brings you a breakfast sandwich for the next morning.
That's a good friend. Like, I almost want to say, like, marry that guy. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that is a good person. Like, that is, you don't get people like that very often. That's, Mike is, you know, they're few and far between. If you meet a guy who lets you fuck his wife and brings you breakfast, that's your best friend. Yes, that is a true statement. You're like shake and bake? Yeah. That's me and Mike. Yeah, that works, yeah. So we, you know, had breakfast. We kind of ventured out to say hello to people.
And like as a group, everybody was like, let's go to Gatlinburg I was I'd be honest I was like we had already been and I kind of wanted to stay but I also kind of wanted to do what the group was doing so I was like let's go yeah so they had daytime pool parties but the hot tub the pool was a little chilly was sleeping and nobody would really get in the pool and then the hot tub it was always like overly packed yeah and there wasn't when we walked out there there wasn't many people really out there and so it's kind of like well what do we do there were several people that you know we had gone to Gatlinburg the day before or whatever on Thursday Thursday but a lot of people had never been to Gatlinburg yeah never seen it so there was a lot of people that are like we really want to check out Gatlinburg so did that.
Now, to be fair, Saturday was a completely different day at Gatlinburg than it was on Thursday. Oh, yeah. Saturday was so busy. It's a 10-minute car ride from the hotel to Gatlinburg. It took us 45 minutes in the car because traffic was just... Well, and also, a lot of our friends told their families that they were going to pigeon boards. They didn't say we're going to a swinger party. So they needed to take a few pictures. Yeah, which we get.
So we did that again um we went to the sky bridge again and on saturday it was much colder and much windier so i was i was pretty scared on so i was way more scared on saturday that was way more people on the bridge yeah it was a lot of pretty empty on the thursday when we went on saturday i mean it was like a line of people walking across that thing so it would get like rocking like and And there are a lot of people and It was pretty empty on the Thursday when we went. On Saturday, I mean, it was like a line of people walking across that thing. So, it would get like rocking.
And there are a lot of people. Yeah. And it was really chilly. Daphne was not having it. No, she wasn't. But it was fine. We got to do that. We, you know, we didn't do a ton of walking around, though, because it did take us 45 minutes to get there. And then it took us a while. We had to wait to get on the bridge. So, it wasn't, there wasn't a lot of time things. Right. So by the time we did all the Gatlinburg stuff, it was like, we kind of need to get back to the hotel. It's time to start. It's like four or five o'clock by this point. Thinking about, yeah, getting ready.
And when we got back, we realized, when night did we go to CeCe's Pizza? That was Friday. Friday, yeah. Okay, so we forgot that. We went to CeCe's Pizza on Friday.
but saturday we did not and the cc's pizza thing was funny because we had to play uh leapfrog across the road it wasn't a highway but it was like a four lane split road yeah um yeah we had to walk across so it was we literally had to leapfrog so saturday we just did like cheddars to go yeah we ordered cheddars to go like on their on their app yeah so dan went and got us food that worked out super well yeah and we got back we didn't do the hot tub or anything so we had time to kind of relax i say that we had like an hour you know not a lot of time but we were able to eat and chit chat in our room like kind of where our room was everybody was kind of in and out so we were you know chit chatting with everybody and um that was fun yeah so basically swinger society you know our group had taken over the entire first floor yeah um and when you kind of go into the first floor floor hallway our room was the very first room that you encountered and we had a big sign on our door and most of the day almost the weekend we had our door open so our room did very much to kind of become a oh i left there was like a full bag of like lost and bound stuff um so yeah our room very much became um like the meeting place or even even if they didn't come in our room like right out in front and it was fun because you could kind of walk our hallway and like everybody was kind of doing the same thing there was so many people on our hallway um you know just partying and up their door open just chit-chatting so that was fun so like a few times i would like walk out and see people and go back to the room so while we ate and kind of we ate in our room kind of chilled out um and then i think uh daphne and mike got their food and they had ordered food with jersey and i think jay and jay yeah um so we walked over there we went over there and just kind of hung out with them while they ate dinner and that was kind of fun yeah yeah it was fun so now it's time to get ready so the theme for saturday night was thanksgiving candy which was a weird theme it It was like Thanksgiving candy.
But pretty much 90% of everybody just did candy. Some kind of candy. Some kind of candy, which was a super cute theme and super fun. I loved seeing everybody's imagination like take form. It was really fun. Right. There were Skittles and M&Ms and Peppermint, Hershey's Kisses. Hershey's Kisses, Peppermint. I tried really hard to stick to the theme of being Thanksgiving. So I did, and, like, it was yellow and orange and turquoise type theme with, like, a bra that had all this candy and stuff on it. But everybody did such a good job. You, again, wore boxers.
I wore a pair of orange boxers,ers and i had a t-shirt that said show me your candy or give me your candy something like that and i actually cut the sleeves off yeah you were real classy because it was hot it was hot i knew it was going to be hot and it was cool to be naked so yeah sleeveless t-shirt underwear socks and boots yeah again we made a few tiktoks before we went out and um on saturday night they have one of those cameras that you stand in the middle and it goes around you so you can like film so we did one with me daphne hot georgia couple and katie that's the four of us that did it um which was fun and then it was time to party it up in the club and again saturday night was like kind of insane saturday night everybody was there everybody was partying yeah it was a much higher energy level energy level daphne was like on the the chairs dancing being thrown up in the air um there was some play on the couch we had a little vip booth there was some people messing around on the couch and stuff throughout the night lots more touching and flirting everybody was just feeling each other yeah yeah there's a lot of that going on so um at some point in the night i think i was kind of the instigator i was like we need to have an orgy yeah so leading into this weekend so this is the this is not the problem but with no playrooms and really our room being only the space we had to play and wanting to fuck everyone and wanting to fuck everyone and everyone was so attractive so many couples there like you couldn't have everybody there we kind of like we need to devise a plan of like pick some couples that we otherwise it wouldn't have happened or that feel comfortable with each other and somehow get them back to our room yeah so at some point throughout the night like we kind of devise a plan for us john and amy john and amy who we had met at secretsrets, who was at Cheddar's that Friday night, or that Thursday.
And who I was crushing on, Amy. Yeah, you were crushing. You and Mike. Jay and Jay, which we had saw Swat with the night before. Jersey, who we, you know, Jersey, we love Jersey. I'm going to call it the farmer couple. Yes. I think, I think. Is he an actual farmer? I think he owns a tractor. Okay. But I don't think like a farmer is his job. But they, him and his wife, her name starts with a K. So we'll call him farmer and K. And then Daphne and Mike. And then T and S, which was another couple that we had met. We had met them and – At Trapeed.
Yeah, and Farmer and Kay, and then also Katie and Ryan were in there with us too. Right. So it was a pretty big group. Right. And honestly, that sounds like a big group. I think Amy and John were the only ones we hadn't played with, right? Yeah, yeah.
Maybe not full swap, but the couple we hadn't yeah in some way or shape over the last year correct um no new couples really which is funny because you know everybody thinks we're like whoring it around but for the most part we knew all these couples who were familiar with them correct so um you did a really good job of like making sure that everybody knew that j and Jay were soft swap. Right. Well, so the way it started is we kind of were like having all these little side conversations like, okay, who do we want to go back? Who do we not? Yeah.
And then so we just kind of went around to everybody. Not who do we not, but like if we had to narrow it down to a few. Well, you're just trying to like. You couldn't have too many. Yeah. I mean, that was pushing it. Yeah, it definitely was.
But anyway, so we went around we went around all these couples and we're like i think we said 12 30 at 12 30 we're meeting at our room like you know don't disappear don't wander off or you're not gonna get like because we knew if we all went back at once or if we went back and opened the door that you just you would end up with a bunch of people in there and you wouldn't know if you'd be comfortable with them and so like these couples everybody with j and j being a soft swap and like very you know right we're trying to kind of accommodate yeah you know that that's the hardest thing about these things is figuring out you know who's comfortable with who and who can play with who and who doesn't want to play with who you know and when you're at a club with an orgy room it's easy because it's just you go in there you play and people can come and go and if they want to participate they can if they don't they don't have to yeah but when you bring people back to your room i'm not saying it's implied but it's a lot harder and there just wasn't space to really also you know as much as this was a fun time and i loved it there's a part of me that also didn't like that it was so private because i do feel like we it forced us to leave people out and i don't like, yeah.
It made me feel uncomfortable because there's obviously people outside of that room that I would have loved to have had fun with. And had we been in a public play area, that could have still happened. But to be respectful of all parties involved, we just couldn't, like, leave our door open and let it be a free-for-all in there. So I get why it had to be that way.
But, you know, there's definitely some people that I had my eye on that i would have been happy to to hop in there um but it was um very much a full-on orgy it was hot as fuck yeah so we you know we said okay 12 30 our room we all get there and like you said we kind of had a very quick hey who's comfortable with what? Is there any rules? Which is important, people. If you are newer to LofSign, you're going to partake. Dan is the person for a lot of our group, but you almost need somebody to do that. You need somebody to say, okay, I know we're all hot and bothered, but we need to pause.
We need to talk about things. And so I was grateful that you did that for everybody. Yeah. And then basically, Jay and Jay just said, hey, we're soft swap. That's really our only rule. And then everybody else was like, you know. And we'll see you next time.
did that for everybody yeah and then basically um jay and jay just said hey we're soft swap that's really our only rule and everybody else was like you know and we had a lot of fun yeah um you know i didn't i didn't sleep with everybody in the room you didn't sleep with everybody in the room um i wish i had i mean me too i probably could have beat my like record in a day but i didn't um it was very hot i mean there's some people that i would have liked too but i didn't like jersey i didn't really i didn't get to fuck yeah i didn't i mean there was some stuff but i didn't get to actually like have sex yeah i would have liked to have done that but um a couple of couples had to leave or like they had to go and take a phone call from their kids something was going on and mike and daphne ended up stepping away so a couple of couples you know kind of just broke off but um overall it was a very very hot um hot orgy and several of the couples have reached out and was like that's the hottest thing i've ever been a part of well it started great because katie we had we just bought a strap on yeah and we're like hey i think you know we're like you know let's get this started to girls do you want to start yeah typically like hey we have a strap on because everybody was like hell yeah it was like give me that thing and she had never used one and she fucked better than some guys she put that strap on and she jumped on top of that amy girl yeah and those those are two very very attractive very and they were like like i've seen girls play with each other and it's kind of like they were into it these two girls were like devouring each other it was hot as fuck that's some of the hottest girl on girl action i've seen in real life i think yeah it was super hot she was like kink unlocked i've got about and then like i think because they started so strong it was just like it was just on instantly on with everybody else and i was super um happy with j and j because they really got to partake with within their boundaries and they had a fucking amazing time yeah he was making me squirt everywhere i mean it was just it was awesome at one point somebody snapped a picture of us all like laying on top of each other after everything was wrapping up yeah they were like can we do this right sure it was just for our private you know to look at and it's so been like you can barely see dan he's like in the middle of like all these women it was it was so funny but it was a lot of fun amy's husband is john is super hot he's like big and buff and then farmer's big and buff and had all these just men just you know doing all the things to me it was just it was a good time same yeah again like you know we it was a limited group and you know what eight couples and it still felt like i didn't have like i wanted all of them and it just isn't you know that's just part of it it's just hard to do that yeah yeah i mean you could be on one side of the bed and never see these people on the opposite side it just kind of depends on where you are in a situation.
But that probably would mean we must have been in that room for three hours. I don't know. Yeah, because we didn't go to the hot tub until like 3 o'clock in the morning. So we ended up wrapping up and everybody was like, hot tub. And we probably left the club around midnight. Well, 1230. Yeah, yeah. So it was from 1230 until 3 a.m. that we were in that room. I mean, it was on the entire time.
like once we wrapped things up we're like hot tub which I was kind of done like I don't think anybody expected me to rally and go to the hot tub but I was like fine let's go and we were maybe at the hot tub 15 minutes and I was like we gotta go um the downfall of the night was the owner of secrets well the GM I don't know owner slashm was there he's been on our podcast and was like james the third yeah he's like tequila shots yeah he comes walking up with this giant ass bottle well so the funny you know the prequel to that is as we were leaving the club and going to the room for the orgy he was there he's like he's like dan i was like what's up james he's like you've got to do a tequila shot with me and i was like uh i can't do that right now yeah he's like what do you mean i'm like i have got to go back to my room right now there's people there that i need to and he's like oh gotcha i'm like but i'll see you at the hot tub in a couple hours well and we're not tequila drinkers not tequila but yeah i don't know it was in a big fancy bottle probably expensive i don't know what it was i don like, tequila.
And we're like, yeah, tequila. And so we're drinking it out of the bottle at 3.30. And that was the biggest mistake of the entire weekend. I was doing cannonballs into the hot tub again. Needless to say, I woke up on Sunday throwing up. And I don't throw up a lot when it comes to alcohol. But you've gotten to where you passed out.
Not passed out but you you know you like every red room that one time you took a nap yeah you know at hedo that one time you know had to take you back to your room while you're peeing on the beach like you never got to that point no but at the end of the night you were done like well because we timed it very well we took it and went straight to bed and so you know we only slept till like so this is 3 30 we're up at like 9 30 10 and i am me i went from the bed to the toilet and i was throwing up everywhere and you're like are you okay you know like in the bed half dead i'm gonna tell you once we start doing this full time we are always staying the extra i mean we are always going to stay the extra let's be honest we're 38 years old i i can't do tequila at 3.30 in the morning with the owner of Secrets.
It's just not in me. I'm just too old for this. I'm just, I can't. And to be honest with you, once we got home, I was, I didn't leave the house till Wednesday. I was not, I mean, like I did my, you know, I was a mom. I did all the things that I had to do because, you know, I'm responsible adult, but I'm not going to lie.
I was dying on the inside and it was thanksgiving week you know like it was it was not um i was hurting it takes a lot yeah i mean like i was shaky the next morning and i don't get like that like i mean we're not we don't drink like in our everyday life a lot like we're very much social drinkers so like we haven't drank since then and we probably won't drink until our next event so for me to wake up the next morning shaking throwing up that's i went hard but it was fine i don't regret it yeah it was fun all right so if you had to give eye candy a star rating where would it where would you it's pineapples babe or pineapples that's what i meant 9.5 9 solid 9.5 if they would have had playrooms it would have been a 10 yeah no i think they're they're i would say nine but yeah they're they are way up there this particular event i can't think of any other hotel takeovers that even touch it i mean don't get me wrong they all are great in their own ways but from the facilities being amazing from the you know the staff being amazing the djs their merch um their ballrooms the club swingster being there um just everything was live bands during the day like legit you know good djs at night this particular event you know the pool could have been a little warmer yeah the hot tub could have been a little but that's not you know i mean like to be honest most hotel takeovers are shitty ass hotels that don't even have a hot tub or a pool this hotel is way nicer yeah so i was happy with it you know i get why they don't have play runs i don't knock them for not having them but i think that it would have made for a better experience for a lot of people had they had them yeah that's it i think one big playroom like they have at uh at splash yeah would have been all you needed yeah anything i think would have been better than none especially for the people that weren't staying on premise i agree all right so they're they half.
Yeah. If you have an opportunity to go to an eye candy party, I highly suggest it. Book early. Book early because they sell out. Yeah. We told people that for this event. People didn't listen. And then they were like, can you find us? You think you can get us a room? It's like, no. Yeah. We can't get you a room. They're sold out. Yeah. And I know a secret. They sell months in advance. I think this is probably the latest that they sold out for an event in a long time because they had the big hotel and it wasn't in Florida. It was all the way up in Tennessee. Definitely good events.
I think that's it. Anything else? No, that's it. You want to talk a little bit about upcoming events? So we will be at Lifestyle Connections Hotel Takeover onth in charlotte north carolina um if you've been around our podcast for any amount of time you know that we enjoy going to their parties we went last christmas and did their christmas hotel takeover they do raise um they do uh accept toy donations for a local children's charity in the area and the owners are so sweet and so passionate about it that it's kind of like touched our heart and made us want to help them.
So last year we raised well over a thousand dollars and was able to go buy toys and deliver them to the party. And it just, it like warmed our hearts to see them so proud. So we're doing it again this year.
If you can it to the party but you'd like to donate you can go to our gofundme which i'm sure dan will tag in the show notes below and you can find that gofundme on our tiktok and our beacons on instagram and our beacons yeah all our social media if you check our link you will see a direct link to that gofundme yeah if you want to support yeah i know swingers doing positive things and changing the stigma, please give to that. Yeah, and if you're on our Discord group, there's some incentives for donating. You could ask a question, which has been fun, like a this or that type of question.
Like, would you rather do this or that to an influencer or a host? There's quite a few of us that are participating. If you don't want to do that, that's fine. But we love even $10, $5. We'll go buy all the toys and deliver as much as we possibly can. Okay. Then you want to talk a little bit about January? So January 27th and 28th, we are doing a Swinger Society takeover of the Red Room in Nashville.
We've done quite a a few reviews on the red room so if you want to go back and listen to those on the podcast you can friday night is a creators only event so if you are an only fans creator instagram tiktok whatever your platform may be twitter facebook yeah you're invited um there will take photos if you make videos there will be recording in process so um if you're not comfortable with having your face on social media you don't need to be in attendance um to this party we do ask that you drop your social media handles so those can be reviewed when you make your purchases but so friday night is that saturday night is just a club takeover.
So it's called an ABC party. So anything but clothes. So come out with your creative outfits and let's party. Yep. We got DJ Life of Spice. We're going to be raffling off gifts, giving away prizes, a $250 cash prize for the best costume. Can I win? Probably not. Oh, damn. Okay. But yeah.
If you don't know what anything but clothes party people were asking me today on my tiktok live go on pinterest and type that in anything but clothes literally means that so you can make an outfit out of anything some people make it out of trash bags duct tape pizza boxes um alcohol boxes i mean just anything that you You've seen yeah candy i mean anything that you can think of um you can make an outfit of it and you know what if you don't want to do it you don't have to right you wear what you're confident in and that's the most important thing right yeah and that event's going to sell out we we've got quite a few tickets sold already so if you're interested in that um you definitely want to buy tickets sooner rather than later don't email me the week before and say dan can i get a ticket because if it's sold out it's sold out i'm sorry yeah tickets will be are on actually swingersociety.net we'll link that in the show notes we hope to see you there yeah certainly swing over to swingerside.net we have events going on all of 2023 yeah our goal was to have all of our 2023 calendar out before the end of the year so that way you can look at our calendar and decide i want to go to one i want to go to two or a hell i want to go to all of their events so if you want to go where we're partying we're definitely not throwing all the parties but we um we have them all linked there so you can go to all the ones that we're going to hito we're going on cruises we're going to naughty in new orleans i mean secrets you name it we're there and uh we'd love to have you join us yeah all right unless you've got anything else for the group i don't i think with that in a world full of apples be the pineapple be the pineapple guys bye bye if you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us leave a five-star review wherever you're listening if you want to see more of our content you can find links to snapchat OnlyFans, and more in the show notes.
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