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Interview the experts, learn and grow together. Join the nation. Lacey, we get approached by couples all the time and they want to know, like, where can they learn the one-on-ones of non-monogamy? Yeah, I totally get it. You want to get in the lifestyle, but you just don't know where to start.
We recommend Sex by Sue's class on non-monogamy yeah i totally get it you want to get in the lifestyle but you just don't know where to start we recommend sex by sue's class on non-monogamy she really helps couples learn how to communicate and do the lifestyle the correct way yeah i think this lifestyle you know it's crucial not to to step on the landmines that a lot of us do yeah and you kind of learn the hard way you know so having a class can take online, you know, in the privacy of your own home and kind of learn the ins and outs, learn, you know, how to approach the lifestyle, how to communicate with your partner about it.
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That that's right if you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and tiktok head on over to swingersociety.net can't wait to see you there hey there pineapple people and welcome to the swing nation podcast we are your hosts northern guy and southern girl and today's episode we're going to talk about the long awaited trip to hito we are i should have people message us and say hey when are you guys going to talk about when are you going to talk about hito they want the juicy behind the scenes um you looking at the podcast and the stats of downloads, when we talk about swinger events and parties and stuff, those are the episodes that crush it.
They want to hear about it. So we are here to educate, but we're also here to share our journey. And so I think these events and the parties and the stuff we get to, that's all part of our journey. So we're going to share all of that. Yeah. We just spent the last two hours trying to figure out what the hell we did truth be told i am usually the note keeper of these type of things correct so in the first three days while we were at hedo there's like a show and there's parts of the show like after dinner that are that are kind of boring, to say the least.
So I would usually make my notes of the day during that time. And I think it was probably like Tuesday night, somewhere in there. One of the people that were on the trip with us looked at me and said, do you ever just relax? Stop working. Yeah, stop working. And I was like, you know, you're right.
So I literally just just like put down my phone and so our the notes for the first two days were really good and then after that it just died off but luckily we have our phones we have our text message threads our pictures so we were able to go back and kind of piece it all together but if you if you notice us realizing stuff as we're talking, that's probably why. Yeah. And then in addition to that, so we went to Hedo and it's like been three weeks since then. And not only has it been three weeks, but we went to Splash and did the Splash Atlanta thing now at this point. Yeah.
So we've had an event since this event. So needless to say, it's been quite the journey. But it's okay. We're here. It's time to do it. Let's give the people what they want. Let's give the people what they want. Okay, so a few notes before we get started. We do have some upcoming events that we want to talk about, right? Yeah. First one will be at Naughty New Orleans, which is one of our favorite events for the year. New Orleans is an amazing time. You add in like 2,000 swingers. It's a blast. How could you go wrong?
I know some people you hear when people talk about it, you get mixed emotions. Some people say it's an older crowd. Some people say it's just okay. We went last year and we had a fucking amazing time. And we're going to do it again this year. Yeah.
And we're in communication with the people that are running that event we're definitely going to be hosting some stuff we don't have it quite ironed out yet but we'll be involved in the podcast panel stuff we'll probably be hosting at least one party if not a couple parties and meet and greets and stuff like that so definitely if you're coming to Naughty in New Orleans you you will see us there yeah we'll be there hi we look forward to that if you're um if you're not in our discord make sure you join it because we have a chat room for every event that we go to so for example we have a naughty new orleans chat i even went in there tonight and said who's all going let's plan to have dinner together one night so that's a definite place to see where we are and what we're doing it's it's kind of a quick way to get in touch with us yeah and it's a good place to ask questions about you know insider information where do you park where do you eat what you know outfits what should you wear what should you not wear all that kind of stuff yeah correct all right and then the other one i want to talk about is um our mountain creek grove campground takeover yes which is in um august it's the second week of august it is in georgia right outside of helen georgia if you've never been to helen georgia it's a sweet little like german type town that sounds that's correct yeah it sounds weird but It's actually really cute and um so it's about 10 minutes from there we're doing a full campground takeover so you can tent camp you can bring your camper um is there any cabins left we are sold out of there's actually a waiting list for cabins i think it's because all of our people travel from all over and so the cabins are the first ones to go but and then there is a a hotel.
There's a bunch of hotels in Helen, Georgia, so you could just get. If camping's not your thing, I get it. You could get day passes and just come over during the day, but we're going to have food trucks and tents and bands and swimming, and it's just going to be a fun time. All of the stuff. Mm-hmm. All right. So I think those are the only two we'll hit now. Okay. But we got stuff all year round, and you can always go to swingersociety.net to get all the information on the events that we got going on. So stay tuned. Yeah. All right. What else? That's it. All right. That's it.
Let's get into hedonism. All right. So we left on a Saturday to fly down there.
We actually left on a Friday, truth be told that's true yeah so we flew out of nashville because it was just a significant amount cheaper for us so we drove up to nashville friday night we ended up not getting there until late so basically we just checked in and went to bed and i think we had to get up at like 4 or 5 a.m to get to the airport especially because we had an international flight and we took their shuttle the hotel let us park our car there we took the shuttle over so it was quite the early morning for us but we got on our flights okay so we flew from miami into jamaica and we got there about 12 45 1 and we had kind of planned this together with daphne and mike if you don't know they're our best friends so whenever we do stuff we just kind of plan together we don't really mean to it just kind of happens so their flight um was arriving at noon but club mo bay if you don't know what that is it's a service that you can pay and it's actually pretty affordable i think it's like 160 per couple yeah it's like no so it's not like 60 or yeah so you're 60 or 80 per person which yeah so and they basically take you through customs and through immigration so you're not having to wait in any of the lines.
And so when we got there, the line to go through the first area was like way backed up. And I was like, thank God that they got there an hour earlier because we would have literally been waiting on them. Yeah. But luckily we got through the first part fairly quickly. And then we met Daphne and Mike right outside of there at Baggage Claim. We got our baggage. And then they kind of like. They adopted Daphne and Mark into our group. Yeah, so you go through. When you arrive to the airport, the first stage is getting through immigration and getting your passport stamped.
and then once that happens you pick up your bags and then you take your baggage through customs yeah and that gives them the opportunity to check your baggage so we met up with mike and and uh daphne after we got through the immigration part but before the customs part so we're basically we're all finding our bags together and then we run into to and Daphne and we have our Club Bombay VIP escort lady with us. She's got all our bags and we're like, oh, these are our friends. And she's like, okay, you guys follow us.
So she just kind of adopted them into our group and then she took all of us through the Club Bombay baggage, you know, VIP lane so that Daphne and Mike didn't have to wait in the bigger lines for the normal part, which was nice. It was very nice. Then we got to go into Club Mo Bay and have a drink. We really, I mean, our driver was there. We were just kind of like trying to enjoy a little bit. So after our drink, we headed out to get our car.
And for some reason, There was a little mis miscommunication even though I had emailed and called our driver multiple times so Mike and Daphne were going to ride with us in our car well because we were hosting and we were bringing swag bags and pool games and pool prizes we had like two extra suitcases so I made sure to email them and say hey however y'all are picking us up we need to make sure that we're in a bigger car because we have extra luggage yeah so essentially we have like four people and like 10 pieces of yeah but of course when we get out there they didn't quite get it they didn't get it but it's okay they got us in a car and we headed off to the hotel yeah and so what it's like an hour and a half i think or two hours depending on traffic from the airport to hito so hito's like all the way on the far west side of the island almost in the end uh so yeah it was quite the drive to get out there it's kind of a cool drive though because you're you're driving through jamaica you know you're kind of seeing in the countryside and stuff like that and daphne was freaking out she was so jamaica is very much a third world country and you know there's lots of poverty and that's very visible as you drive from the airport to the to the resorts that that exists and yeah and there's also not a lot i don't know like is there speed limits is there street side they just kind of do whatever they want to do and i think that probably scared her more than anything else because like there's honking it kind of reminds me of like a new york city cab driver like yeah swerving around people and stuff like that yeah they drive on the wrong side of the road yes they do yeah so that was the whole experience experience we had done it once before so it was uh not unexpected i've been in lots of third world countries and they're all kind of the same and like that so uh but yeah it was i think it seemed like her kind of first time but i like i don't i don't mind the drive i know a lot of people say they like desire better because it's only like a 15 minute drive from the airport, but don't mind it it's kind of like you're because we don't leave the resort much it kind of makes me feel like i'm seeing some of jamaica without actually being out of the car yeah no it's interesting yep so okay so we drove all the way there we get there um oh on the drive i had to stop and well i think we all were like we have to pee and then he the guy was like well do the girls have to pee or did the guys have to pee and i was like well i can't hold it why it's because he just pulled over on the side of the road and you literally peed i had to pee like we had drank i think i had drank my rum punch and like your rum punch and maybe half of daphne's rum punch like right before we got in the car and so like you know that's it was a good at least an hour and a half so like 45 minutes in the drive that rum punch is like hitting me and I'm like I have got to pee and he's like oh well there's a restaurant up here if the girls have to pee and they're kind of like no we're good I was like I can hold it I don't want to go in a restaurant and I'm like I have to pee and he was like I can just pull over and you can pee wherever you want and so that we did.
Yeah. Which was kind of funny. Yeah, it was kind of funny. Have you ever peed on the side of the road in Jamaica before? Not in Jamaica, but in plenty of other countries. So we get there. We get all checked in. We actually, there was another group that was at Hedo the week that we were there. They were called Rachel's Rascals. And they have representatives there checking people in, which was nice. We were a little confused because we're like, wait, we have our own group. But they were super duper nice. Got us all checked in. Yeah, I guess they had showed up a day early or showed up early.
And so, yeah, when you walk through the door, they're like, you need to go over here. And there's like this big booth and it's got Rachel's Rascals stuff all over it. And we're like, no, we're not. We're our own group. And they're like, no, it's okay. We're just helping. And I think they were helping in the process to check people in to make it go a little quicker. Which was nice. Yeah, and then we booked our catamaran rides for the week because that's like our favorite thing to do. And we've always heard they sell out.
I've never heard anybody not be able to get on one but we didn't want to risk it so i went ahead and booked that while we were kind of waiting for them to help us bring our luggage to our room we got to our room this time we did an ocean front room on the prude side because last time we did an or just a garden view just a garden view yeah you're right um i like the prude side it's calm over there i don't mind i know some people are like the walk's too far it's super close to dinner i like it it's calm um i like the room that we had this year i definitely next time we're getting that jac that jacuzzi suite.
I don't know. They don't have jacuzzi suites on the nude side. No, we'll go to the nude side. Okay. I mean, I just kind of want to experience it. Because, like, hearing other people's, like, the things that they got in their room, it made me a little jealous. Lacey always wants the nicest of everything. I do. I mean, I can't blame myself. Okay, so we got to our room. We got unpacked. Since we're there for seven days, we were like, let's get this shit organized. Now, it only stayed organized for like maybe an hour. Our room was a disaster. Our room was terrible. But we did get it unpacked.
And then we just kind of tookurday kind of slow because we knew we had seven days so we got ready for saturday night's dinner or and and show and all that so saturday night was zoodyism which essentially is like animal print night yes that's exactly what it was yeah and i think it's a good point what you said is like we kind of took it a little slower this time i think because it's funny because last time i think it's like we got there we dropped our bags and we like went to go we went like straight to the nude pool to find our friends and party uh this time i think we kind of knew what we were in for and so we we were like there's no rush here like let's unpack let's get organized let's kind of chillax we knew which days we had to host pool parties, and we knew we were going to be, like, full party mode those days.
So, like, the days we didn't have, especially in the front end of the week, we're like, let's just chillax a little bit and kind of enjoy ourselves, which I think that's nice. I think that was from experience of being there before. We kind of knew that there was no rush to party.
Yeah, and, I mean, there's a huge difference between seven days and if you went for like a friday and saturday like most things we do are just the weekend so i think having those extra few days we just knew that we were really gonna have time to enjoy and have fun so there's no need to rush into anything so we got ready for the night um we had on like a leopard print type outfit you had on like a shirt and i did like this romper there's this one clothing store that i love and you can pick the romper and then the fabric and they'll make your outfit so i have like the same outfit in like three different fabrics yeah that the romper looks good especially we have some pictures of you with the romper with your boobs out.
Those are some nice. Yeah. So each night before we went to dinner, Daphne and Mike, sometimes Life of Spice and sometime Iron Man and Kirby, I always say her name wrong. Kirby Texas Bell. Yeah, Kirby Texas Bell. She was there. So we tried to get together a few nights throughout the week. I know this night for sure that Daphne and Mike came up. So you'll see our TikToks and stuff that we make. This is kind of when we do that. So we just try to take 30 minutes right before we go down to dinner and knock out a few because people like to see our outfits. They want to see us do things.
It's part of being the social media influencer and content creator that you are um yeah people want to see the behind the scenes so taking a little time out to take pictures and stop and and do all that um it can be a pain in the ass for us sometimes but it can be well but it's also kind of fun well everybody like all of our friends are napping we have to go do this yeah but it was fine especially the first night we didn't care so um we had planned to meet at the hibachi restaurant for dinner now um remember earlier when i said that we have rooms in discord where we chat so we had a room in discord and so we were like hey everybody we're gonna eat at the hibachi restaurant at eight o'clock so it was awesome so we had a total of 14 couples including us go on this trip and it was just the right amount of people i think so too yeah i mean it wasn't too many it wasn't too small it was just perfect and so we all sat um we couldn't all sit together at the hibachi restaurant I think we ended up at like three tables.
Yeah. But it was super fun. We tried to go around and introduce. It was like, I don't know what's the best way to explain it. Like that first day. Everybody's kind of like sizing each other up and like, oh, they're cute. They're cute. Yeah. And I will say, and we said this several times during the week, we didn't vet.
There was no didn't interview people or vet anybody or like you know it was just you know we're very much everybody is welcome in our in our community and in our groups and in our trips and then everything that we do we welcome everybody you know unless you mess up right like if you violate you know violate consent if you're rude if you're disrespectful then you know we will be very quick to kick you out of anything that we do uh but we at least give you a chance up front and so that's how it was for this trip is the majority of the couples other than um life of spice daphne and mike and then uh sexy kirby bell and jeff our business partner those are the only people we knew so so those other 11 couples were kind of complete strangers to us yeah we had all dropped like little teaser pictures and stuff in discord we've done a zoom call yeah we had done a private zoom call to kind of answer questions but until you see someone in person it's just like it's super hard for me to like get excited at least for me anyway um but we had talked about this like everybody's gorgeous everybody that it was a very very attractive yeah fun group everybody was laid back um there was a lot of couples that were fairly new to the lifestyle but they were still very fun and open-minded um you could not have like we even said have we planned it had we tried to screen people had we tried to pick like a hot group of people to bring the heat oh we probably would not have found these people yeah yeah it was amazing how like i don't know it's just like it was a good mix of like old and young and in the middles and i don't know it just felt like a really good group like initially so we had dinner and it was actually life of spices miss life of spice not dj her birthday so it was kind of fun because like our first night they had never been to ito's so we got to like sing happy birthday to her and just enjoy the night all together oh i mean the hibachi cooks were a riot they were there was a couple of them they were singing back and forth and banging the spatulas and stuff on the table.
Yeah. They were singing like oldie songs. Yeah, it was pretty good. I mean, it was a good, very, very good vibe to start the trip. It was. It was a very good vibe. And so after that, we watched the show, which was at like 9. And every night at Hedo, they have a show. And it's all very similar. I'll see you next time.
we watch the show which was at like nine that night every night at Hedo they have a show and it's all very similar they kind of just change it up based on the theme normally so they try to incorporate whatever you're wearing into the theme a little sometimes it's pretty awesome sometimes it's okay I mean it kind of depends I know the like bdsm leather and lace night was is supposedly the best one they have but it's fun it's a good time like you said it's these hot jamaicans and every night they're doing a different dance and it's basically the dance is somehow themed to whatever the theme outfit is of the night and they're essentially grinding on each other and they're all like gorgeous like we they've got to be fucking right like i hope they're fucking each other because apparently they're not allowed to fuck the uh the you know the patrons the customers but um i would i would guess they're having sex with each other yeah because they were like there's they're all in it i mean i know dancers are kind of used to that but i don't know i feel like there's sexual tension there yeah so it's either the dancers or there's that one host mc guy who i would describe as gender fluid maybe or he reminds me of prince yeah that's like a jamaican prince princess yeah and so some i think it's like every other night he's like emceeing and singing and then the other nights it's just kind of a pure dance kind of thing like that that's the basic flow of it yeah so we watched the show and after that we went to the nude pool for the first time we got there um and we did the hot tub now the hot tub gave me trouble this week i'd gotten my lashes done so i didn't have to worry about them girls will get it guys don't understand but i had them done professionally and something the chlorine in that water and i get it that water needs a shit ton of chlorine but there was some nights that i could barely get in the hot tub yeah and i think so there was nights where we got to the nude pool early i think before it was it's always open but i think before they expect it to be open i think they shock it while everybody's at dinner right so i think they shock it while everybody's at dinner so essentially if you finish dinner and go straight there i think you're getting it like right after it's been cleaned because you weren't the only one there were several other people they're like oh this is strong yeah i mean basically there was just like a couple of times where i was like i can't be in this water like i have to be out of this water so it ended up causing us to like kind of cut the night a little short just because i just i couldn't be in the water it was killing my eyeballs like i was like i couldn't even sit on the side i had to like sit like away like a few feet away from the water because it was burning me so bad but this night was life of spice's birthday so we had to go treat her to something special what do we do babe yeah so i like lacy said after the show we all go to the the hut we all mingle a little bit that it was a little chlorine we hang out and this is the first time everybody's kind of feeling each other out nobody really knows i think everybody's kind of scared to make a first move and it wasn't quite sure what to do um but it was life of spice birthday so we're like well at the very least we have to go show you a good time so i don't remember exactly how we did it but we're like hey do you guys want to go back to the playroom and celebrate your birthday?
I think we had like throughout the day we had said, well, we're going to do something special for you tonight. And I actually think we were talking about doing like a multiple massage with Daphne and Daddy Mike. But they had also gotten up at like 2 a.m. Yeah. And I think they got like an hour of sleep the night before or something. I don't know. They were exhausted. So they ended up crashing early.
So we grabbed Life of Spice grabbed life of spice and mr life of spice dj life of spice and went to the playroom and if you don't know the hito playroom it's a there's a an open air area and it's got two uh cooling pools definitely check out our youtube video if you go to the swing nation on youtube you can see a video of this of the hito tour we give a tour of the playroom uh and so we went into that open airspace picked a bed and uh the three of us me lacy and dj life of spice all gave her like a nice like massage and the nice thing about them is because we're so comfortable with them we literally have known them for years it's not like a typical play session where it was like a rush to sex you know i mean it wasn't like oh we need to fuck right now it was kind of slow maybe even a little more intimate than we are like with most people i agree and we really tried to make um mrs life of spice like we focused most of our energy on her and kind of gave her a good night and i was able to connect with her you know we've had i've played with her several times but definitely felt like different i don't know well it's really hot fucking under the stars in jamaica out you're essentially outside and you know on these mattresses it's it's very i don't know how to describe it if you've never been a part of it and life of spot miss dj life of spice was just cracking me up he's like this is so amazing it really is.
You just don't get a whole lot of opportunities to be fucking under the stars in Jamaica with people that you consider your best friends. So it was really cool. Can I tell the story about Mr. Life of Spice? He might kill me, but it's okay. I think it's okay. He's okay with it. So me and him go to play, and he finishes like, I'm going to give him a minute. I'm going to give him a minute. I'm going to be sweet. I think it was, like, four pumps. But he finished, like, very, very quick. And bless his heart, he was so embarrassed. But I actually kind of loved it.
I was like, ah, I turned him on so much he couldn't hold it. But come to find out that they had been separated because of their work schedules or something. So they hadn't actually been able to be together. And so that's what it was. He hadn't had sex in a week. But we gave him shit the whole week because like every time we're like, well, yeah, DJ Lafus Price came with me after like four pumps. So it was funny.
It kind of a an ongoing joke but yeah but he's so dang cute i've been there i've been there oh yeah to me uh we're gonna talk in the past and actually here pretty recently yeah so it happens it's part of it i got to fuck him a lot more this week so it's okay he made up for it absolutely absolutely okay so we went to bed after that we went to bed and that was it was good i i can remember thinking walking back to our bed like man what a way to start this trip yeah that was that was just day one i was thinking about that guys we've been on like 20 minutes or so and that was just day one all right so moving on to day two yes let's do it all right So day two was um sunday and it was the theme of the day was barbie and ken or barbie day yeah pink barbie day so we got up and um we had breakfast we you know breakfast was pretty um relaxed you know usually we would try to find some of our group sit together um and we on this day we were doing a tour of hito so we kind of all met down there right before the tour so a lot of us ate together we were able to pass out um our swinger society swag bags which were amazing thank you to all of our sponsors who contributed to that.
If you're listening, thank you so much. Panac, Permescent. I'm trying to think who else. Yeah, I mean, our sponsors gave some nice stuff. I mean, Panac gave the nice little pineapple liquor bottles. The small ones, yeah. Permescent gave full-size, like, lubes and massage oils and stuff like that. We had, you know, put it in T-shirts and stuff.
So, I mean i mean it was a pretty nice the nicest swag bag i've seen in the lifestyle yeah well the good thing is we only had 14 to make so it was kind of easy that's why we were able to do that but definitely our sponsors came through big for us they did so thank you so we passed out the swag bags and then we kind of waited for everyone so he know is you would think that because they were there the night before that they probably kind of had the gist of the property down but there's a lot of parts to Hedo that are kind of hidden so it I we did this when we went the first time they gave us a tour and it was super beneficial for.
We would have never found the playroom had they not done that. So we knew we had to do it. And so it only took like 20, maybe 20, 30 minutes, would you say? Yeah. No. So, yeah. So we got the group together. We did it right after breakfast. So everybody ate breakfast. We met in the lobby area. And we took the group around. Yeah. And it probably maybe 30 minutes. But, yeah.
We we walked the entire property and we showed them where the playrooms were where the gym where the spa the kama sutra palace we just kind of walked them all around the the property and pointed everything out it was funny because we walked through the nude pool area but we didn't get nude because we were just walking through which i don't know because it was a new group and it was a group and we were obviously giving a tour nobody really said anything but there was lots of people that were naked in the pool and they were they kept trying to like hey good get in guys you got too much clothes on jump in with us i think they were going like virgins yeah yeah like oh here comes the virgins and there were several couples in our group that this was one their first trip and some And some of them, it was like their first lifestyle thing of stuff.
Anything, yeah. And so it was kind of comical to watch that little exchange. But it was nice because I felt like we really got to interact and mingle with each other and chit-chat and stuff. So I actually really enjoyed the tour.
okay so after the um tour we went back to our rooms and got our swimsuits on and one thing that I didn't do the last time that we were there was get a lot of beach time and I am definitely more of a beach person opposed to a pool I don't know if you're going to the beach you need to be at the beach now I get that like the entertainment is at the nude pool so I get why that's fun but I really wanted to spend some beach time so we did that and we took some like naughty pictures at the beach now Hedo has a pretty strict no phone policy but if you go to the prude side all the way like you're almost the secrets and there's nobody down there they're usually pretty good about letting you use your phone yeah around the uh boat dock where the hedo sign is the hendom sign is they let you take pictures there because everybody wants pictures around that sign and then on the prude side yeah if as long as there's nobody around you and you're taking pictures they don't make much of it they don't say anything to you yeah and i think the way we did it was pretty obvious that we you know we were going out of our way to not take pictures of people and just do and it was really just us on that part of the beach which was amazing actually like how how many times do you get basically a private clothing optional beach in jamaica uh yeah so it was a nice day and like you said because we kind of had planned the whole week we knew what the schedule was and you know because we planned it down to the hour and so we knew that this uh um sunday was really our only chill day you know we had catamaran rides we had pool parties that we had to host we had a bunch of stuff going on the rest of the week and this was really the only day where we didn't have any kind of craziness going on so i think we kind of mutually agreed like hey this is if we're going to get in a nice relaxing kind of chill beach day like this is the day to do that and so we were able to do that yeah it was really nice i love the beach so i had a great time um after that well while we were on the beach it did start to rain because, of course, we're in Jamaica and it's the rainy season and it's going to rain.
So we were able to go to the Flame restaurant for the first time because if you go back and listen to our last Hedo podcast, it burned down when we were there last time. So we were able to just kind of run over and sit in there and have lunch together. So that was kind of nice as well. After lunch, we went back to our room. We did. I know Daphne and Mike, she wanted more beach time, so we went back to the beach. But we went back to our room and just kind of relaxed, which was nice. Because, again, this is our only chill day for the whole week. So we did that.
And then Swinger Society had a private party at the piano bar, which was super nice. They set up hors d'oeuvres for us, had some music. It was a lot of fun. I really liked that.
It was nice that they were able to put that on for us because again this is you know we're only on um still on the kind of the first day so um the fact that the whole group the swimmer study group was able to get together and have cocktails and have drink and it was just our our group in that in that space um it was a real nice kind of people got this you know then people started chatting yeah i feel like this is kind of the beginning of connections being made totally i totally agree like at this point we had like kind of hung out enough we had gotten through not one you know we'd done the tour that morning so i really feel like at this point we're like starting to get to know people and we actually had a few other couples that joined us that were not necessarily part of our group but big supporters of ours and they followed like um they knew we were coming and they came for like part of it that one couple that just got engaged i don't know if they were just happened to like because there was one couple that was only there like the first two days and there was like another couple that came in like in the last couple days but they didn't book with us they weren't there for our week but they were there for a partial time and so um which was very nice because those people came in and yeah we tried to include a lot of those because a lot of people come up like oh you know we would try really hard to include them as much as we could so we did that whole i think it was about an hour we had bartenders an hour Yeah, and the food was good.
The music was good. So it was just a little meet and greet, little chit chat. And then after that, we went back to our room. I think we made TikToks and stuff, don't you think? Because we had, because this is like 7. We probably didn't go to dinner until like 8. So I think we used that hour to kind of, you know. Take pictures and do it like that.
Take pictures, retouch of our makeup and stuff like that um right because what what we did is we said hey there's not a lot of time between this cocktail hour and dinner so why don't we all just show up to cocktail hour in our barbie outfit which was nice because everybody's dressed up and looking cute and so that was good yeah yeah and then after that we went back to dinner and they had these really cool like barbie boxes that they had built um so we were able to like stand in them and do like photo ops and make tiktoks and it's supposed to look like you know like the packaging on barbie doll would come yeah yeah like the box and they had set up like a ring light so you could take pictures out in front of it.
So it was really cool. So we did all that. And then we had dinner. We ate dinner on this night at the buffet. And we pretty much continued this all week just because we were able to put like three or four tables together. So the entire group was able to sit together.
So it kind of like because the only other restaurant was the italian place and we didn't really think it was that great um when we ate there before and just because the buffet was more people could choose what they wanted so we just tend to do the buffet every other night yeah we did that almost every night and some people some couples would break off and go yeah eat italian or go eat at the flame or eat at the at the hibachi but the core of the group was kind of in the um in the uh yeah and even if they went went and watched or went and ate something else they always came back and watched the show with us and we just kind of it was nice it was kind of it ended up throughout the week kind of being like we all came back together central point yeah you kind of lose each other throughout the day but then everybody would kind of end up back there yeah yeah so after dinner we watched the show of course now we'll say there's this like in between so before dinner wait hold on after dinner but before the show they play like live music and it kills me if i had a complaint about hito would be that it's yeah because it's well it's i think it's supposed to be like dinner music but it's really me to sleep yeah it's really like chill calm like kind of i need upbeat to keep me going jazzy kind of music and yeah it does kind of i think if you've been to hito you probably know what we're talking about that dinner time like you kind of hit that like do i want to go to bed or do i want to party like you have to push through that like i'm ready to go to bed and get into party mode and that's kind of a weird transition during that time yeah it's yeah very much so it's like if they don't do something soon i'm gonna fall asleep right so you have to almost like get up and like make yourself go um but then we watched the show then we went back to the pool again right that's kind of was our routine like dinner show pool hot tub um playroom playroom we did go back to the playroom right so we went back to the hot tub pool and we're hanging out, talking to people.
Most, a lot of the couples had kind of broke off, but it ended up where it was me and you, Mr. and Mrs. Life of Spice, Daphne and Daddy Mike. And then there was a new couple. I think we should call them the smart couple. They were. What's that show? Young or Sheldon. What's it called?
Big Bang Theory yeah yeah they were very much like them like i could imagine that they would be friends with them but attractive yeah i guess the big yeah the blonde girl but she's a neighbor oh okay but anyway yes so they're very smart and very hot sheldon and his girlfriend yeah sheldon we'll call him sheldon yeah so sheldon and mrs sheldon yeah we're also there in the pool now they're a very new couple i think they had soft swapped one time ever right so a little backstory on them they had spent their honeymoon at secrets no no sandals sandals sorry sandals not secret sandals and got a day pass and came over to ho and like what they saw i don't think they did anything but that's kind of what introduced them to the lifestyle and so now they're back on their trip to hito right and so but in between there apparently they had done one kind of soft swap with another couple or something like that so anyway the point of all that is to say that they are very, very new to the lifestyle.
He's also like a legit scientist. Like some kind of like Sheldon-ish stuff I don't understand. He could try to explain it to me. I still wouldn't understand it. Something about neutrons and electrons and slamming them together and doing stuff. I don't know. He would talk and I just didn't know what he was talking about at all. I felt like an idiot or whatever. So we were in the hot tub and somehow it was decided upon that all of us would go. The four couples would go. So us, Life of Spice, Daphne and Mike, and them. So as we're walking to the playroom, she's talking like, talking to me.
And I'm like, okay, so, you know, obviously we're going to have a conversation about boundaries. We'll talk all this through. She don't have to do anything you don't want to do. She's like, we really want to do a group setting. That's, like, something that's on our list to do. I'm like, okay, well, this is a great group. We're going to be super respectful.
So, you know, I'm, like, kind of talking her through it once we get into the playroom and once we get in the playroom you of course because you're really good at it i see everybody's boundaries and because they're so smart they're like well we're not we don't want to do oral and we're like absolutely that's fine they didn't want to have unprotected oral sex yes which to me is a very smart thing for smart people like i mean let's just be honest if you're going down on each other there is i mean that's it is interesting because most people that wouldn't you know are okay with kissing are okay with oral and then are weird about penetration but they're very smart and realize like well penetration with with a barrier is actually safer than oral sex without a barrier.
I will say that was hard for me and for Daphne. And I think because, like, I've never played with anybody that we did kiss. We did do some kissing, which probably we shouldn't have. I don't know. But we did kiss, but it was hard.
It was like at one point he was struggling to get hard which it's his first lifestyle experience so duh of course he's gonna struggle i mean we've all been we've all been there and like i wanted to help him and what do you do in that case you suck his dick that's what you do to help right and you couldn't do that and even one point there were several times where other girls went to suck his dick not not because they were disrespecting his boundaries but just because it's like habit to do that it's habit and he was struggling and that's like that's what us girls do when you're struggling we can do that to help but i think they had a great time regardless of that situation i mean those four great couples and honestly for them being so new in the lifestyle you know obviously dj life of spice and life spice are very great at you know with new people daffy mike super respectful great with new people so it's a very good experience yeah yeah and i will say he did redeem himself so we don't want to leave him hanging there he did redeem himself i know several times throughout the week i just think it was a little bit harder in like a group setting so i don't want to leave that like with a negative light i want to i heard many good things about sheldon good throughout the week yes yes he redeemed himself yeah so but it was super hot time she definitely enjoyed herself i think She had a good night.
She had a very good night. We all did, but it was hot. We all thought. she definitely enjoyed herself i think she she had a good night she had a very good night we all did but it was hot we all fucked under the stars once again in jamaica and we're only on day what three or something yeah we ended the night with snacks we got french fries and chicken fingers and took our asses to bed this is still day two we're only on day two oh wow. Oh, wow. Day two. This is only Sunday night. Yeah. All right. So then we, yeah, we had sex, a group sex, all our four couples, and it was very, very good.
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Make sure you join the Sw swing nation stc group and send us a message all right guys welcome back thank you for uh listening to our sponsors again special shout out to panac promescent um they really came through and gave um some great some great merch items for the swag bags for this Hedo trip. They really did. So thank you again. Huge shout out, Promescent and Panac for that. Okay, so day three was Monday, and it was Jamaica night, Jamaica themed. So all things Jamaica, which is a fun, a fun night.
The colors colors are fun yep so as this is kind of as the progression goes we sleep in till we probably get up around nine o'clock yeah i think breakfast went till 10 or 11 yeah 10 ish 10 30 maybe yeah so we usually try to get up to the buffet around nine o'clock ish and eat breakfast so we we did that one up got our our omelets and eggs and and ate and kind of whoever was awake at that time and you know and up there we kind of sat with and it seemed to be the same people um which is fun the funny part is we are not morning people but we are probably some of the more morning people out of this group yeah for sure yeah for sure because we're not going to turn down a good meal now there was one or two couples that were like uh going to the gym in the morning and stuff that were more morning than us.
But we were on the front side of the groups, I think, as far as getting up. Yeah, we'll get up for an omelet, but not for the gym. No.
So on Monday, we got up, we had our breakfast, and then we just kind of relaxed because we had a pool party with DJ Life at at spice kind of i think it started at noon maybe we got down there about around 11 i think we showed up at 11 and yeah but the actual pool party started at so by the time we ate breakfast from probably like 9 to 10 and went back got ready for the pool party and stuff you know we just kind of relaxed then right so prior to doing this takeover or bringing this group to hito we had worked out with hito on the schedule and they had asked if we wanted to host pool parties and we said we would very much like to do that um and and we said we would we agreed to monday wednesday and friday that me and lacy would emcee the pool parties and then we arranged it so that dj life of spice could dj during that same time at the pool which he was very excited about doing um you know he's he's dj'd a lot of places now a lot of lifestyle things and he was not one and so uh he had asked us he's like hey do you think i could dj there like yeah we could probably work something out we'll talk to them figure it out and so we worked out the pool party thing and he was super super stoked about that so um and because we're you know like familiar with him and like us emceeing and him djing just works because we can kind of play off each other peanut butter and jelly we just go together babe a hundred percent right uh so we did that we emceed and when i say we emceed i don't think well lacy did touch the microphone but we'll hold off on what exactly i'm pretty introvert i don't think people realize that i think people hear me here and they see me on the pod or see me on tiktok and they think she's extrovert she and yeah maybe me after three fireball shots yes but me on like a normal everyday day i don't want the microphone at all like i just want to like dance with my friends on the side um and i think people don't quite get that and i think that's probably why a lot of times i come off like sand office a bit because i'm just not as out there in person as people realize true so i gave you the microphone right so dan usually has the microphone and is doing all the emceeing stuff and that's a requirement uh so we did that and i just cheer you on right we played some yeah you just run away like it's like i'm always like lacy come up and you help me and we'll do it together she's like yeah and then for some reason like i'm up there and she's in the pool somewhere like that's usually come up especially with the games i usually am a part of that but like i'm more of like the assistant than the microphone holder.
True. All right. So we played three games. Throughout the... am a part of that but like i'm more of like the assistant than the microphone holder true all right so we played three games uh throughout the two hours so like every hour or so we'd play a game the first one is what we call the hair tie game which is where you take a bunch of hair ties and throw them into the pool and then you get a group of girls or i guess it could be guys but Usually we ask girls to come up.
And the goal of the girls is to then go into the pool and then you get a group of girls or i guess it could be guys but usually it's we ask girls to come up um and the goal of the girls is to then go into the pool and collect as many hair ties as they can yeah um the people in the pool's job is to hide the hair ties somewhere yeah and some of them will just give you the hair ties some of them make you work for it right a lot of guys put them around their dick right um sometimes they'll put them on their fingers yeah stuff in their bra and well they were naked in this yeah but whatever you know they stuff them in their clothes and stuff like that and so you people have to go around and collect as many hair ties and then at the end of it whoever has the most hair ties wins the competition i was actually in this competition because we couldn't get enough volunteers and i think i had like 39 and i thought i did really well the winner had like 70 yeah she killed it yeah she was really good um the next game we did was like a cup game where we like line the girls up on the side of the pool and basically like no this was girls against guys remember oh yeah so we got like five couples to come out yeah right and then the girls have a cup and there's so there's the five girls in a line and the five guys in a line they have a cup the first girl scoops water out of the pool and then she's not allowed to look behind her but passes the water over her head essentially dumps it over her head the person behind her catches the water dumps it over their head and then the fifth person behind them is a bucket and then the whoever fills their bucket first is that group is the winner of the competition of course us girls kicked ass the guys were it was kind of hilarious because the water was being the bucket dumping guy was not consistent so like he would dump the water and it would just hit the ground.
Like he'd miss the bucket. And so we're trying to help me in the Jamaican MC. You know, they had some of their, their party playmakers out there too. He kept, we kept like, okay, he's dumping the water there. So we'd move the bucket to where he dumped it. And then he would dump it. So y'all were trying to help him cheat. No, no, we just wanted the bucket lined up to where he was dumping it. But it was like every time was a different place.
So like we're moving the bucket around trying to find so i was because i was in this one as well i like did it the same every single time so like the girls were very consistent yeah very like organized the guys were all over the place like dumping water on each other like just all over the place yeah pretty good and then the last game we did was a cannonball competition that was just men right i think there was one woman that ended i think there was yeah i think yeah but people um loved it and then they like everybody we brought some hats and everybody wanted the hats everybody they were like fighting over the hat basically if whoever won the competition got to pick what we brought like a whole suitcase of swag they got to pick something out of the swag suitcase and the the swear side pineapple hats were very very popular yeah they were so after our pool party i think it got done in like two or three or something we hung out at the pool for a while and then we went i think we actually even had lunch there because i had a cheese quesadilla and it was very delicious i had a jerk chicken which is awesome yeah and so i think after that we just kind of hung out in our room and just sort of relax kind of go back chill take a little nap yeah i probably had to work and post tiktoks and stuff you probably took a nap probably until dinner time and of course like before dinner we made our tiktoks i wore this it was actually a dress that i wore last time we were at hito but it's just a really good dress it was like black it's like a tie-dyed black and green and white and yellow dress you wore a bright yellow shirt i had a hito fan we did dinner at the buffet again and then after dinner they did a fire Which I highly recommend.
I had like a hard time with it though. They were putting like oil in their mouth. I forget. Yeah. So they did a fire show down on the beach. Where they light those stick things on fire. And they're twirling them. I will gag like nobody's business. Throwing them in the air and all that. But part of this fire show is they were doing the flame out of their mouth thing where they essentially. So they would put the oil in their mouth. Yeah, dump kerosene into their mouth and then spit it and then light it on fire as they're spitting it.
Lacey's literally standing there on the side of the beach, you know, on the edge of this fire show and she's gagging. You can hear her going.
Because I like to think about is what happens if a little bit of that kerosene goes down and they're dead well it's not gonna kill you but well it doesn't if you do it every night it may i feel like like nope like i don't feel like jamaica has really good um they do fire shows in the u.s dude but i feel like there's probably like a regulation around it jamaica they're probably like good luck yeah i don't know it would just freak me out and then at one point there was like this fire at the end and i swore their car caught on fire but everybody else seemed to think they had just made a bonfire but i think the cart was on fire it's true i was just stressed out no it was it was a bonfire it looked like their car they had put a bunch of wood together it wasn't a car it looked like their car that carried all their supplies.
It was like beach wood. I was just stressed out. It was fun, but I got too much anxiety for that. I was worried when the guys fail, and I thought, what happens if he falls and his hair catches on fire? I don't know. It was just too much. The good news is there was an ocean right there. They could stop dropping and rolling, too. But still, you don't want to get burned regardless. It's true. I don't know. That one guy was, like, lighting his hands on fire and all kinds of stuff. Yeah, it was stressing me out. I couldn't help it.
But we ended up not going to the – I think we might have went to the hot tub for a little bit. We went to the hot tub for a little while. And then I think we were like, hey, we're going to call it a night because we had the catamaran ride ride the next day. And I think we had to be down on the beach at like 9.30 or something in the morning. No, I think we had to be down on the road at like 10.15. But that meant we had to go have breakfast before that and everything. So I think we just kind of knew that it was going to be an early night. I mean, an early morning.
So we were just like, okay, let's go to it once we'd had like some pretty awesome nights before then right we had sex the two nights before yeah you've been fucking all the bitches not all the bitches just a few just a few just three or four including me so we just was like um let's just call it a night so we did so we did we yeah so called early we went to the pool for a little bit and then we went we ended up going to bed okay so i guess that's well in there we still got some good stuff coming up i think the second half is it's building right so this is the first half of the week everybody's kind of getting to know each other feeling each other out kind of figuring out what the game plan is and then it's always like it was the same last time we went to Hedo you know like we didn't play with anybody like the first half of the week last time yeah it took a while to get to get to this but we usually go out with a bang always go out with a bang okay so that's it I guess we'll be back next week with the rest of the week with part two of Hedo alright so stay tuned guys can we give them some tips some like I'll see back next week with the rest of the week.
With part two of Hedo. Mm-hmm. All right, so stay tuned, guys. Can we give them some tips, some little teasers? Some teasers? Yeah. Did I pee on the beach this time? I don't know. Did you get a new nickname? Maybe. Maybe you're not. Something about Hedo and nicknames, huh? I know. Yeah. I don't know. We'll have to find out. Yeah. We'll see you next week and you can hear all the things. All right, guys. I think with that, in a world full of apples. Be the pineapple. Be the pineapple, guys. Bye. Bye.
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