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That that's right if you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and tiktok head on over to swingersociety.net can't wait to see you there hey there pineapple people and welcome to the swing nation podcast we are your hosts northern guy and southern girl in today's episode we're continuing where we left off last week in hedonism to resort in jamaica and uh we left off we had just finished jamaica day three um jamaica night And we're're starting back up on day four which was glow hippie night yeah so this is tuesday correct this is tuesday yes which it's crazy because we're there till saturday so it seems crazy that we're just on tuesday like yeah we didn't make it that far we're gonna have to pick up the pace here this week and i think this is probably the busier half of the week too okay so we got to stay on task stay focused okay got it okay so let's talk about it all right so this was a catamaran day it was and um it was an early catamaran day like i think we had to be out there at 10 15.
so we got up early we went and had breakfast because we didn't know like if we would be hungry or what kind of snacks they'd have. So we got up, had breakfast, and was down there bright and early. Right. So Tuesdays and Thursdays are the catamaran day. This was Tuesday. So this is the first catamaran trip of the week, and it was the earlier, this is the morning kind of afternoon cruise, not the sunset cruise. Correct. So we say this every time. If you're going to Hedo, book both catamarans.
It's so nice to get off the the resort you get to see a little bit of jamaica in my opinion it's money well spent both times times we've went we've done the catamaran both days it's one of our favorite activities and it really depends on who's on the boat with you sometimes they can be kind of mild and just relaxing sometimes they can be crazy correct yeah you're usually crazy when we're on it when we're on it we try to get a little crazy yeah yeah so okay so we got on this catamaran yeah it was 10 10 30 something like that you go to the boat um and this catamaran what it does is it takes you out uh and the first thing you do is you go snorkeling yes correct so on the way to the snorkel site we took some like hot boat pictures and just kind of played around.
Just because, like, when are you ever naked on a boat in the middle of Jamaica? So we took advantage of the scenery. Yeah. And it's funny that the couple that – they were originally from Israel, but she had brought, like, six outfits. Yeah. Because, again, they had told their family they were going to sandals or whatever. Yeah. And so, you know, most during the week while you're at Hedo, you can't take that many pictures. So she brought like five outfits with her, and she's like doing constant outfit changes to get pictures. And not only outfits, bathing suits, too.
So she could have a lot of pictures to post or share with her family, and it looks like different days. So I thought that was genius. So if you're thinking about going, just FYI, you can do that. So she just like literally went to the back of the boat and just took pictures of her at the end of the boat. It was awesome. And she's hot, so it was fun to watch as well. It was fun. Okay, so then they take you out to a reef. And we've talked about this last time we talked about Hedo, but it's kind of the same thing. As we're pulling up, there's multiple boats that are kind of parked on this reef.
Yeah, there was kids on a boat as we up there was one i think he was a teenager but yes yeah i think that i heard from some of the people that were on the boat that go on these often that they try to time the hedo boats with the secrets boats or private boats you know so that we're not there at the same time but i think sometimes like depending on the weather and how if we run in a few minutes like you can kind of cross paths a little bit but pretty much as soon as we were pulling in they were pulling out and everyone was super respectful like once we saw that there was kids like a lot of us were topless the women kind of like turned our backs and stuff so we tried to remain very respectful right uh okay and then when you pull up to the wreath they anchor the catamaran off and then um they hand out snorkeling gear um and i don't know how many places in the world you can do nude snorkeling on a reef in the caribbean but uh this is one of those places yeah it was i mean it's fine i'm not a big snorkeler but i do it because again when can you do that you know so um i feel like the last time we were there, we saw more fish and stuff.
So this time we didn't, but it was still fine. I mean, yeah, I'm sure that's all like seasonal and weather dependent on how many fish are on the reef. But it's funny because it seemed like there was quite a few more people this time that did not want to get in the water and go snorkeling, mostly on the wife's side of things. So all the husbands were in the water. About half of the wives, I think, made it into the water.
Yeah, I just kind of feel like you kind of have to like if you're there why not yeah but it is a unique you know you're completely naked except for uh you have to wear a life jacket or at least have your hand on a life jacket um and snorkels and the fins and um you just go snorkel around for i don't we're there for what like maybe an hour 45 minutes 30 minutes something like that uh yeah so super cool and then they like blow the horn or something and you have to load back up onto the boat um and then from the reef they took us over to some caves yeah and which if you've listened to our first podcast uh not last not last week's but the first time we went to hito it was my goal to fuck in the caves but we did that before so we didn't we didn't bother with that this time but we told that story and several other couples did because they're like you're right we have to do this while we're here so but it was fun um and just a great experience just kind of going through there i kind of went a little quicker this time i just i don't know the cave kind of freaked me out but it's not scary at all i just think i was just being me but it was fun i loved it right so um where hito is located on jamaica it's the far western side of the island um and it's very much beachfront but then as you start to go east on the island um it changes from beach to like cliffs yeah and these cliffs got to be i don't know 30 40 feet high or something like that um so the catamaran pulls up to these cliffs and there's like a, this is not Rick's cafe, but there's some little cafe above where this cave is.
They pull up there, they anchor off, and they let everybody jump in the water. And this cave is almost like U-shaped. If that's, you know, you can swim in one side and then kind of around and then back out. You don't have to go the same direction.
So everybody kind jumps in the water uh most people are naked some people are in swimsuits whatever um when we start swimming um and there are cliff jumpers at this cafe spot as well and they're jumping in the water and you know asking for money and stuff um but as we get into the cave somebody points out that there are there are bats yeah i think that might be what freaked me out somebody's like okay let's move a little faster somebody pointed out that there are bats on the ceiling and i think i remember them being there last time it seemed like there's a lot more of them this time or something yeah and uh so several of the the women were not impressed and lacy was one of them i mean i wasn't freaking out i was just like okay well let's just kind of like we've done this before let's kind of move along yeah so i mean it was fun i really enjoy I love, again, I wasn't freaking out.
I was just like, okay, well, let's just kind of, like, we've done this before. Let's kind of move along. Yeah. So, I mean, it was fun. I really enjoy. I love, again, I love the catamarans. I will always go on them every time I go to Hedo. So, this one. So, we kind of quickly swam through the cave. We hung out in the water a little bit, kind of waiting for our friends and stuff to do it. Watch the cliff jumpers. Watch the cliff jumpers. That's just cool to watch.
And then we get back on the boat and then they um there's a water slide on the boat yeah and they broke out the soap and stuff and they started soaping up the water slide and letting people do that um we didn't do that this time we did it last time and it was i remember it being painful yeah i like completely like not belly buster but like back whatever you call that um and it was quite painful so it's kind of like one of those things once you do it once you're good you're golden you don't you've got that experience so i had no desire to get up there the fall is quite quite a drop yeah it's a good 10 feet so and i'm not like a good diver so like i don't know how to get my body in the position to like go into the water where it's not painful so i set that one out but a lot of our friends did it yeah and if there's you know one thing about daddy mike that maybe not everybody knows is he used to be a gymnast he did and he is very good at contorting his body and so he was very impressive coming off of the the water slide and entering the water i think he went down backwards didn't he or something he went down quite a few the tricks yeah yeah it was it was impressive to watch and then also our business partner um iron man uh which his name is jeff but he goes by iron man on discord if anybody's you know on that platform um he only has one leg yeah but he's also super coordinated and was doing dives and flips and things um down the slide which is impressive right like super i can't do it as a you know an able-bodied person and And he was showing us up.
So, Iron Man, we'll talk about it throughout the week. But he does quite a few things throughout the week that are super impressive. I'm excited for y'all to hear that. Agreed. Agreed. All right. So, that kind of wrapped up. Once we got done with that, then it was everybody. Well, we fucked on the way back.
Well, I was going to say, we wrapped up at the at the caves everybody loaded back on the boat and then they kind of do this like slow cruise up the beach up the shoreline to go to bring you back to hito um and i think it's almost like they're doing it on like they're taking you by like every other resort and of course hito people they're all naked and they're partying i almost think like is it like free advertising for them they think like probably because like as we're like driving by the resorts we're like waving you know we're like topless and they're you know they're just like hey hey what are y'all crazy people doing but probably it's fun yeah i kind of enjoy that part but i'm an exhibitionist so right and so um most of our group ended up on the front of the catamaran um on this one there was like a deep kind of net thing which was not super comfortable on one half of the front of the catamaran the other half had one of those nice flat trampoline things um and uh we kind of most of us ended up on that flat trampoline one um and then at some point in time i started just going down on you i'm like well we we have to like we have to fuck on the boat like we have to do something here get the party started we're at hito yeah um and i think there were a couple other people might have played around a little bit but not there wasn't a lot of sex going on on the boat no it didn't turn into like an all boat orgy or anything but which is always my dream you know yeah yeah i mean that's a good dream to have but it didn't happen sorry right okay so then we ended up back at the uh at the resort we had lunch i think almost immediately i think we just kind of sat went to our room sat our stuff down and then because we were pretty hungry i think we cooled off for a minute because it was relatively hot on that boat and yeah in may so we cooled off a bit and then we went to lunch um i'm pretty sure we had the buffet because we had the buffet almost daily.
I love the pasta bar at the buffet. So anytime they had that, I took advantage of it. But after that, we really just used the afternoon to kind of rest. That being in that sun on that boat kind of wiped us out. And in order to like have fun that night, we knew that we had to rest. So we did that. After that, we had scheduled a time to take a group photo on the famous Hedo sign that everyone sees. So all of the people that booked through us got like a swinger side of Hedo shirt.
So we all had them on and like the women had their like thongs or bikini bottoms on and we all met and took some fun pictures by the sign which honestly was one of my favorite um like parts of the week because we had a few people that had left and we had a few new faces come in which was and they actually had arrived that day so it was fun that um they got to come in and be in the picture that's true yeah and i don't know i've never seen a bad picture when there's 12 women in thong bikinis I'll see you soon. So, it was fun that they got to come in and be in the picture. That's true. Yeah.
And I don't know. I've never seen a bad picture when there's 12 women in thong bikinis showing their ass. Like, it's always just hot. Like, you can't make that picture. That picture can't go wrong. Yeah. The only thing that sucks is, like, we can't share that. Because, you know, there's only, like, four of us in four couples that are public. So, we, of course, will keep them private. But we did share it internally.
So, that share it internally so that way amongst the group yeah yeah so that way they could have it so you know if they ever want to look back at memories but it was a lot of fun absolutely what did we do after that babe uh i don't know so we took pictures and then i think it was time to uh go change and get ready for dinner yeah pretty sure that we, again, had the buffet. Because the only night that we ate at a restaurant was the first night, and that was hibachi. Because we had a big group, it was easier to just grab a couple of tables and just kind of all sit together.
And I made a point to try to sit next to somebody different each night so I could really try to get to know the group as much as i can i mean it's hard but as much as we could we could i wanted to get to know them so it was nice because we all made a point to switch it up yeah i think us is kind of the host couple of this this group here you know normally we might have snuck off into the italian and had a date night there or you know maybe done the hibachi or the flame more. But because the dining area, the buffet area, had the most seating, we pushed tables together every night.
We kind of hung there to kind of host the main group. Now, couples did break off and go different places to eat, but the majority of the group ended up at the buffet each night. Yeah, because that's where the show is after.
So even if they broke off and had their own private meals or went with a couple or whatever they would usually come back to the table so we could all watch the show together right exactly so show and then it was a glow party on the deck which honestly in my opinion hito if you're listening to this i'm not sure that they would but i think every party should be on the deck yeah i i almost like the glow you know these deck parties that They up by the upper pool um by the buffet area i like that almost better than going into that little club down the hill yeah so when we were at hito last time the little club was closed due to covid which we didn't know why and it's because it's tiny yeah it's not i mean and it never was really full so i mean i guess they wouldn't really need a lot more but i feel like if it was bigger it maybe they would get more people in it i do also like that the glow party is on the top deck and there's a pool and they have a big screen and it just it seems like a fun environment for jamaica because you're outside you're dancing i don't know it just seems like a sexy environment i just enjoyed that vibe no i think you know from last time at hito and then this time that glow night party on the upper deck is one of the one of the better parties after you know after um after dinner parties that they they kind of have yeah and if you go like when there's groups there they usually will set up a table and so like if you don't have a lot of glow accessories so usually like we even brought extra i think everybody kind of brings extra and just throws it on the table because what are you going to do with it after but they usually have glow paint and glasses and so it just feels like very much like i don't know if you want to say community but it just feels a little bit more togetherness than normally after dinner some go to the pool some go to the club some go to the beach some go back to the room it just feels like we're all together right does that make sense yeah no i agree okay so this is this is tuesday so we're we're dancing we're glow partying um you know we're what this is the third or fourth this is the fourth day of this trip so we're starting to feel couples out right so there's a few couples we kind of had have been eyeballing a little bit um one was the australian couple i was super into her yeah and then there's another couple and i think for the purposes of this podcast uh we'll call her ronda so in like a little backstory jamaica night she had the cutest little outfit on she had like these little black shorts and like a little like Jamaican top.
But she had went and had her hair braided into French braids. So she very much looked like an MMA fighter. Like a Ronda Rousey, like MMA fighter. And I think Life of Spice actually, Mr. DJ Life of Spice had actually said that. And I was like, oh my God, you're so right.
And I and i had told her that i was like we are done because you look just like ronda rousey she's like oh my god i totally do so she kind of like developed in that name throughout the week and it kind of stuck like yeah and so a little backstory to that just like every couple when you go to like a lifestyle event or party or club we were getting ready like during the day or something and dan's like so who you feeling what you know what do you like and i mentioned i was really into her husband and of course she's gorgeous you know so i knew dan was into her but um he was like well i heard they're a hot white couple and i was like damn it of course like there was a lot of hot couples but they definitely stood out to me and so i was like of course the one couple i'm into the husband doesn't play and so we were like darn it right yeah and you know the further what had happened there to explain this is we were hanging out in the hot tub i think this was like on the first night or maybe the second night um and everybody was kind of talking about their experience and what they were into and stuff and i had overheard her talking to somebody and saying something to the effect of they play with a lot of single males yeah and so i don't know i just obviously i just caught part of that conversation yeah you come to find out they do say that they do do that like that's that's true but uh i caught a part of that and so i assumed oh well maybe they're up more of a hot wife type couple yeah and they're not a full swap couple and so when lacy was asking me i was like well i'm not sure they said they just play with a lot of single dudes and she was kind of like oh man bummer so at some point um on glow night that night that or at some point during that day it might have been and it was in the pool that day yeah um we mentioned well i'm super into you or i mentioned i'm super into you but you're a hot wife couple and he was like hold the fucking phone no who told you that shit and we were like so it was like a kind of funny like tongue-in-cheek joke for the rest of the week but to kind of get back to glow night we were totally vibing with them like dancing that was my point so you know a couple of us couples um you could you could feel like, Oh, something could happen here.
Oh, for sure. We were all getting comfortable. You know, we were hot and sweaty up on that deck grinding on each other. It was a hot moment, but then we realized we have to be adults. Right.
So what, which I don't think we've said this yet, but the plan for, um, Wednesday, the next day, Wednesday was that we were going to get up at like five o'clock in the morning and go do a hito tour of the resort before everybody else got got up so we had got permission from management from Tatiana they had worked it through security where we could go and we could do a YouTube video tour of the resort and you know pretty much the constraints they put on us which we would put on ourselves anyway was don't get anybody else in the in the video just just you guys and you can go around and you can do whatever whatever you need to do but we had to get up early enough that we didn't take the chance of getting anyone and make it easier for us to film and on top of that i also needed to wash my hair ladies you get that jamaica it's humid it's hot i have long hair with extensions in it so like trying to manage this hair to look presentable on a youtube video was definitely a priority of mine so like i needed to go back and wash my hair and be able to get up the next morning and go and look rested so unfortunately even though we were vibing that glow night we were like fuck yeah so i think we were kind of in this constant struggle of like, do we, you know, and it was too early.
It wasn't too early, but it was. It was like 11. If we were like, let's go to a playroom right now. It seemed like that would have been over anxious or over forward or over, you know, like. Yeah. It's just the night wasn't quite there yet, but we knew we had to go and get back.
If we had waited another hour to get to the playroom and then we're in the playrooms for another hour after hour after that let's just say that's easy that's like being it would have been a two three it would have been two three a.m and then we have to get up at five and i have to wash my hair it was just no way so we called it a night so unfortunately we said good night and you could kind of tell when we told everybody good night that they all they were like wait what you guys are and then we're you know we explained like oh we have to get up at like five and they're like oh that's yeah so uh so we excused ourselves and we went to bed we did all right and that takes us to day five which was leather and lace yeah this day was a hot mess we're gonna like pre-tell you this day was a hot mess we yeah for sure all right so we start the day and we'll get into why it was a hot mess.
But we start the day with you two, right? Yes. So we are up and we did a good job. We got up at like 530 or something like that. You showered, your blow dry on your hair. I'm staying in the bed until the last possible minute because all I got to do is get up and throw a little hair gel or a hat or I don't even know. I wasn't even on camera.
So it didn't matter what I was doing um and uh yeah and so then we we get all our stuff together all our cameras and sound equipment and stuff and we we go and start doing the youtube tour yeah so we got about halfway through it so again hito if you're just listening to this has a huge nude side and a prude side so we started kind of like in the middle and did like almost like a big circle like kind of back to our room and we got through a good half of the video before anybody in security even noticed us yeah um but once like we actually got through the prude side we got by the pool everything but of course no one's no one's in the pool so the nude side you're said prude but okay yeah the nude side i'm sorry but like so we did the whole video we did the uh where the signs are down there on the nude side where all the carving signs are we get to the pool area we do a little video you know a little thing there uh we go to the beach we do a little video there and then we're kind of walking down the beach from the nude side back towards the prude side because we wanted to capture where the kayaks and sailboats and all that stuff are.
So we're walking in between there. And then, like, security. Yeah, like, literally, they were. Like, three security guards, right? Like, from every direction. Like, obviously, they were talking on their headphones or whatever. But it was very clear that they were coming for us. So we kind of just paused, you know.
And then, of course, they well no we have permission they're like okay they're like you can't be filmed you know you can't be filming here even with me telling them that we have permission they still didn't believe it so finally i opened my email that had the email that gave us permission it has like the head of security on that didn't matter they were like fuck your fuck your email you know they did not care which i mean they wanted somebody on that radio to tell them that they could let us go yeah so we like kind of stood there for a minute and then finally they were just like okay because they kind of look like they got our room number and they got our names and our room number but i still feel like even after they let us go they were watching our asses like i feel like they didn't trust that we were even though they had approval we had the email we were good i just didn't i feel like they were on to us about something like i don't know did you feel that way or was it just me maybe well i don't know they definitely kept an eye on us for the rest of the tour yeah i mean what the purpose of that was i don't know but yeah and we were basically done at that point but um but we got through and there was more parts of the tour that we needed that we couldn't do right then so um one of them was hito we do i think we did that one at a separate time i think that was like maybe even the next day and then with the playroom was supposed to be at nine o'clock at night because they don't keep it open during the day so the workers were going to come in early and do that which we'll talk about that a little bit later so we still had more of the tour but this was kind of like the bulk of it right so they took our name and our number a room number and you know and uh i think somebody on the radio must have at least somewhat confirmed with them that we weren't that we were doing the right thing yeah um and we later that day or i think the next day we we ran back ran back into some of the management and we got a conversation with them and they were like, I'm so, they were very like apologetic.
Oh, very, yeah. But honestly, like I would rather them be that way than like not give a shit and let somebody walk around with a big camera and stuff. So it's all good, but it was a little funny in the moment. We were like, oh shit, here they come. After that, we had breakfast because we were up and why not so we had breakfast and um we actually had planned a massage for this day at the beach again another activity if you're going to hito i highly recommend having a couple's massage on the beach it's amazing uh i mean it's just it's the money in my opinion. Yeah, no, I agree. I've done it.
We've done it, you know, last time and then this time and it's definitely a highlight. It's a nice moment with you and your partner kind of away and you're relaxing and get away from the drinking and the partying and kind of just enjoy vacation. Yeah. I mean, especially like seven days, like it's almost becomes routine. Like you get up, you go to the pool, you go to lunch, you relax, you go to dinner. And so like doing the catamaran, doing the cruise, kind of breaking the days up and changing it up a bit.
And then again, like you said, having that private one-on-one, like intimate time with your partner is, is really a nice break from all this. Right. Okay.
So then we get done our nice relaxing massages and body scrubs and we soak in the ocean and oh we're gonna have such a wonderful day and then we get back to our rooms um and we just had business stuff just business shit you know we got hit with a a mac truck just so there was a lot of things within our but you know so everybody knows there's you know we do this for us for fun and stuff like that but we are running a business i mean we're we're throwing events you know we have the podcast we have sponsors we have employees um you know some of these events are you know you're talking five six figures invested in some of events.
So there's just a lot going on. And when we got back to our room, we just kind of got hit with just a lot of things. It was just like a good time to pause. And we had to pause. Even our business partner had to jump in because he was in there with us, Ironman that we're talking about. He had to help with some stuff. And so it was just kind of like, I guess this is probably about lunchtime at this point or maybe right after lunch. And so it just really took us the bulk of the day.
And then I ended up getting emotional because probably because I was exhausted and we had been on vacation and I was actually a little under the weather. I had I ended up having like a sinus infection that I let go too long. So I was coughing.
And so think it was just like i probably had some anxiety i just think it was just like it just all it was like everything happened at once and it was like the perfect storm and it was just the shit of the day that's just the honest to god truth and i think it's important to show that like not everything is always perfect you know and like we were disappointed because we had paid you know all of this money to go and to be there and we were basically losing half of our day yeah we spent the whole rest of the day trying to you know fix fix some things and put some pieces back together and and deal with some business stuff and it did it put a hamper i know on us and on iron man for it kind of took up up that I mean we essentially didn't really leave our rooms from the majority of the day like twice we ended up because we had a pool party that we obviously had to attend so we had to pause and go to the pool party once we got there we realized that there had been some miscommunication between it wasn't just us it was us it was another band it was Hedo um i think like sometimes got switched and not everybody got the message yeah and even the band had to like wait two hours and so they could have squeezed us in but at that point we were like just let the band go yeah we're not really in a great place it's fine life of spice was like he was cool with it so it was just kind of easier to let help them get caught back up on their time.
So we were like, it's okay. We'll just do it, you know, Friday. So we left for that. And then we actually had to go back out and film the playroom again, which is funny because we got to the playroom. So I had to put the same clothes back on and go to the playroom. And, of course, the workers had no idea what we were talking about. So we get to the playroom, you know, and emails had been sent out and we were CC'd on these, all these emails, you know, saying kind of the schedule of when we're going to film and where we're going to be.
And so we get to the playroom and there's these attendant ladies there and we kind of, the playroom wasn't open yet, but that was the whole idea.
And we get there and we knock on the door and they open the door and they're like they're like yeah and we're like oh we're here to film and they're like no what you can't film in here and we're like oh no and it's nine o'clock at night you know so like the people that we deal with you know are like nine to five employees they're gone home um and so it actually took them a little bit longer than i would say the security people did but they ended up they made a bunch of phone calls and eventually got to the right person they didn't believe my email I don't know.
them a little bit longer than i would say the security people did but they ended up working they made a bunch of phone calls and eventually got to the right person they didn't believe my email but they got the right person and then i mean the playroom was pretty easy to film it's not a huge it took us like five minutes yeah yeah so we did that and then we came in and then just kind of called it a night pretty early i mean i think it was like 10 o'clock by the time we got back but it was a good reset for the day but we were definitely a little disappointed but it's just life you know things happen and so because we had to deal with all these business issues and things that were going on we missed the leather and lace night i was so sad i loved my outfit everybody says that's the best night too like it's the best uh it's the best show it's the best yeah which we had seen it last time so we've seen that show before but i still would have enjoyed it right so we we went back to our room we finished up the night we kind of pulled ourselves back together we got all the business stuff at least taken care of so that there was no fires that you know put all the fires out um and then we're like all right tomorrow's just gonna be a new day right we're just gonna we forget about this.
And tomorrow we're going to hit reset and get back into Hedo mode. Yeah. Which was, you know, we went to breakfast the next morning and like. Everybody's like, oh, they had a stripper pole competitions in the club. And our people like won them all. And so we had a huge FOMO. Oh, for sure. Like I was like, everybody had so much fun without us and I don't like it. But it was fine. It's just part of it. You know, sometimes when you're, you know, there, you know, when you're the business owner part of it that you have to stop and take, you know, fix it. And it's happened to us several times.
I mean, even, you know, like a secrets, you know what I mean? Like sometimes somebody's air conditioner goes out in their room or something like that and then they come to you and then, well, now I got to go get a hold of the management. You know, it just it can throw, you know, this that it is a double edged sword being a lifestyle person and trying to be involved in an event, but also trying to manage the event in the business side of things at the same time. So, yeah, those things definitely overlap.
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Make sure you join the Swing Nation STC group and send us a message. All right, guys, welcome back. Welcome back. Time to get into the rest of the week yeah the rest of the story as they say so we're gonna finish out our week here at hedo we left off on uh what is now day six thursday which was casino night yes it was it was casino night uh so again got up breakfast um kind of we got the caught up on all the stuff we had missed from the night before. Major FOMO. Which was kind of sad. Thursday was another catamaran day. So this was a later afternoon catamaran.
I don't remember what time exactly. I think it left at 6.30. So we had a bulk of our day. No, it left at 4.30.
We got back got back at 6 30 sorry so we had the bulk of our day but we knew like being out in that sun and stuff so we kind of kept the day pretty relaxed i think everybody had all since we were super relaxed because we had had our day off but i think everybody else was kind of like we're feeling that midweek we've been on vacation for five days kind of partying and drinking every day yeah so i think everybody kind of kept it pretty chill i think we did go to the nude pool for a little bit before lunch and we actually had lunch at the nude pool so there is a little grill that they make everything to order right there and that is in my opinion some of the best food yeah no the jerk chicken right down there at that grill by the nude pool is um excellent cheese quesadillas great pizza at night they flip like late at night they flip it over and they only serve like pizza and quesadillas or something like this only serve two things but if you need like a quick meal i actually almost prefer that over the buffet because it's hot and ready and made for you.
Right. Where the buffet has been sitting, you know, for a little bit. Right. So we hung out with the nude pool. We got caught up with all our friends. They told us all the stuff that happened that we missed the night before. Yeah. We were flirting with all the couples. Right. Dancing. We were telling Rhonda that we thought they were a hot wife couple. No, that was earlier in the week, I think. Yeah, but whatever. And then they're telling us they're not. Yeah. It was fun. Like, we really got to know a lot of the other couples.
You know, at this point, everybody is feeling very comfortable with each other because you've been together for a while. So, it was just, it was a lot of fun.
A lot of our followers of the podcast were in the pool that weren't there for us but they knew of us they a lot of them stopped and talked to us which always is so appreciative um i'm super glad that we got to meet a lot of them in the pool it was just a good chill not anything crazy type of day yeah all right then we had the afternoon uh catamaran yeah we did um it rained all the way to rick's so the afternoon catamaran is at sunset when you drive back on sun at sunset it takes you to rick's cafe which we were really excited about this because the last time we went to hito and did this catamaran the water was super choppy and they basically take you off of your big catamaran and put you on a small like what is those boats a toter boat like a you know like a like a person boat i don't know a transport boat like a person boat yeah a trolley boat like what do you call it and apparently when we were there last time a woman fell yeah it was too i think that i think what happened is she got her between the boats.
I mean, I'll be honest. The water this time was very calm and it was still a little scary. So I'd imagine if it was choppy. But the last time we went on this, they wouldn't allow us to go. So they ended up just kind of putting us around and doing some things. But it still had fun. But we were very excited because we had never been to Rick's Cafe. And if you say you're going to Jamaica, that's what people say. Go to Rick's Cafe. So I was excited to go. Yeah, I was too. Yeah. So as we're loading up into the catamaran at Hedo, you look out into the ocean.
And it's not raining where we are on the beach. But as you look out into the ocean, there's just like black sky and like a wall of rain. So you can like see it. And we know, you know, we're on the far west side of the island. We know we need to go that direction to get to where we're going. Yeah. And some of us, I think, are, like, are they going to do this? But they in Jamaica, they don't give a shit. They're just like, come on, we're going. I think there was, like, lightning a little bit here and there. And we're like.
But but i was smart i got on it and found a seat under a covering because i was like i saw that rain coming you know and it wasn't even that i didn't want to get wet because like you know you're in the we knew we were going to be in the water and hot so it didn't matter but i just didn't want to sit in the rain so i went straight for a seat under the cover um and lo and behold like literally we were out for like three minutes and it poured it just started downpouring and i mean like raining cats and dogs buckets whatever you say uh which the interesting part so you know the catamaran does have a like a roof thing like a sunroof in the middle in the just in the middle part of the catamaran so you know i don't know what what was there 100 people on the boat maybe or something like that 60 60 people um uh and they're probably meant to be like maybe 20 or 30 people under that that roof area um but very quickly everybody that was outside of that area so you get all these wet swingers stuffed into this thing underneath the roof people were sitting on people's laps yeah and you know it wasn't quite as miserable as you would think but i'm going be honest i was thinking watch we're not gonna be able to get on this boat because now it's stormy the weather sucks or if we get there then it's gonna be storming the whole time and how fun you know it's that's not gonna be fun but like literally like we pull up and like the clouds open and it's like right beautiful now it was hot as fuck because it had just rained and it was so humid but it was not raining it was actually very beautiful as we pull up to the cliffs of rick's cafe the skies open up the sun comes out yeah and it's a beautiful and like you said not only is it a beautiful it's like 100 degrees like it was so hot and there was not a lot of shade at rick's so it was i'll be honest with you it was kind of miserable like once we had done everything i was ready to get my ass back on the boat but we we had like an hour or so there so as we're getting off the boat they're like okay you have an hour so it's whatever it's 4 30 now at 5 30 you know be back on the dock and get on the boat to come back yeah so we do the whole little transfer thing where we stuff into the sardine boat and uh it puts us across um to the cliffs uh we get off and then there's like these stairs that take you up um from the bottom of the cliff up to the top um and there was much discussion on the ride over to rick's where um you know you have the option to do cliff jumping and then there's different levels there's like the little baby like you know six foot jump and then they have like maybe a 10 foot jump and then it goes up to like 20 and 30 and i don't know the tallest one is probably a good 30 40 feet right uh and so we start the like well are you gonna jump and like well maybe i don't know are you gonna jump and of course all the the women were like i ain't fucking doing that shit and then but uh our gymnast mike was like i'm i'm jumping and then dj life of spice is like i'll do it and i was like well shit like i can't i can't not do it if all that everybody else is gonna do it but me um so yeah we we go up the stairs and i will say from the boat looking at the cliffs you're like yeah that doesn't look that that doesn't look that right?
Was it scary? It's not that high. It's doable, right? And then as you start walking up the stairs and getting higher and higher on the cliffs, and then you start looking down at the water, you're like, fuck. That's not a little jump. That's a real jump. Yeah, so we get up to the top, and it's – in my head, I'm thinking like, well, maybe if we start on the little one, like when we start on the 10-foot jump. Oh, no, y'all went all the way to the top.
No, yeah, we go up to the top and it's you know in my head i'm thinking like well maybe if we started a little one like we started like all the way to the top no yeah we go all the way to the top to the not the highest highest with the second highest one uh and so mike uh mike the gymnast daddy mike so i got he's like i'm doing it he was like fuck this i mean he was taking he was there two minutes and he was like yeah ready to to jump so he jumps yeah and he very successfully jumps and lands in the water and i think me and uh dj life of spice kind of like looked at each other like oh fuck here we go we have to do it and then he was like you're gonna go i was like no i'm right behind you bud uh so he jumped next uh and we were like talking they have you read this thing that's like this could kill you and give you parallel you could you could be paralyzed for life and we're not responsible and good luck and like you might die and then like yeah they're like oh you have to read this sign like and they point to it and you're like oh awesome like i could die thank you and they're like okay you still want to jump and you're like fuck yeah not really but yeah i guess i have to now like so look so talking me and me and uh dj left side we're talking to each other and i'm like just don't you don't want to back flop or belly like you want to land up and down like whatever you have to do to stay vertical as you hit the water like that's that's your goal right and so he's like okay i can do it so he jumps in front of me and he does perfect like uh and then i i jumped as well and um i don't think i was perfect but i i did land and it's funny because watching the video somebody even said like dan were you trying to fly and like i think i'm like waving my hands but no i'm just trying to stay vertical i'm trying not to land on my stomach i don't know if waving your hands helps to do that but in my head that was me not that was helping you yeah um and then like as y'all were going down um daddy mike came right back up and there was one higher that they would let you had to jump off the other one first yeah he so he went and did the the highest one that they would allow uh people to do because they did have something that was a little higher but only like the professionals to do it so daddy mike went off of that one and the next thing i look over and iron man is taking off his prosthetic leg it is getting ready to jump and i'm like you know not that i didn't think that he was able because he can do everything that i can do times 10 way better than i i just didn't ever dawn on me that he would actually do it and it like i think i fell in love in love with him like a little bit more.
I mean, he's such a wonderful, you were already in love with him. Well, no, he's just a good human. You just started a hole. No. There's nothing like that there. I just think he's a great man. And like, I don't know. I like, here I am come per perfectly able to jump off of this cliff and I'm scared little wussy.
And is doing it with one leg and I'm just like holy shit and he did it like beautifully everybody was clapping it was like it was like a whole moment I was so impressed and like you ran down to the bottom to give him his leg so he could able to get out you know safely and everything well I didn't realize he was doing it like you said and maybe that was silly of me not to not even think i just never even thought of it but then like as i'm getting out of the water i see him jump and then as i'm going up the stairs his wife's coming down with his leg and i was like i'll take that back down because it was a lot to get through the stairs and stuff like that so yeah if i had one i think she jumped too didn't she did a job and she actually ended up hurting her back a little her butt bone okay okay like she ended up having to go to like the doctor when she got home and i think she's still struggling with it and it's been almost a month now um but i will say i think she went off you know one of the middle ones but i wish that i would have went off on the baby one just to say that just to say that i did it because it's kind of like kind of like this uh snorkeling and stuff like that it was i just kind of like as we were leaving i saw like a nut like the um another couple that was in our group and she jumped off and i was like she looked so refreshed and cooled up it was very hot so i was like man you know i should have done it so i was a little bit disappointed that i didn't but it's okay well there's always there's always next time yeah i mean life goes on yeah so next time i'm like you're jumping right you're not gonna get out of it yeah but i'm gonna do the baby one just fyi because i would i would be the one that like lands straight on my back and has to be like wheeled to a jamaican hospital that would be me okay so then we went up to after we everybody got done jumping we went up to rick's and kind of hung out there a little bit.
They had a band, some dancers. They had some bands and some dancers. They were playing some games and stuff. They did have this big, you know, like picture frame, like photo area. It's like a photo op. Right. So all the girls took turns getting in the little photo op thing. And the sun was starting to set. And it was beautiful. I mean, it was hot as fuck, but it was beautiful. And there was boats boats and so it was very pretty scenery. So we definitely took advantage of that. And then we tried to find some shade. There wasn't much. There was a gift shop that had air conditioned.
So I went through that like three times, even though I wasn't buying anything. But, you know, I really enjoyed Rick's. I didn't, I guess I didn't know what to expect, but I would totally go back there. I would like to eat there.
Some people in our group actually um ate dinner there yeah i think if you had got off the boat and went straight to eat you probably would have time yeah um so i think like i might want to eat there at some point i think that would have been fun um but it was just it was so that the heat and the humidity made it miserable like i'm not gonna sugarcoat it it was fucking i almost wonder if we do it again instead of taking the catamaran there just go just drive there for the day you know i mean yeah for like an hour or two yeah yeah no i agree but it was fun time regardless so um at that point we loaded back up on our catamaran and started headed back.
Of course, we took the advantage of being naughty on the back of the boat. Yeah, this time we got even a little more.
I think the combination of cliff jumping and drinking and it seemed, you know, the first catamaran is a little earlier in the week where everybody's not quite as comfortable comfortable and now you're getting towards the end of the week where everybody's kind of like doesn't give a shit anymore uh yeah we uh um daphne and and mrs life of spice uh gave me a double like they gave me a blowjob together and it was really funny because there was this lady sitting like right there and she was you're a she was probably a good 20 years older than us but she was like you are a very lucky woman like when you pulled your dick out i was like thanks you know and i just i wasn't like feeling super sexy but you were like come here and so i ended up coming over there and he bent me over the back of the rail and fucked me like doggy style and we had i had on like a captain's hat so we and i think life of spice grabbed her camera and recorded it so we could have it because there was no one else obviously leaning over the back of the boat so we could have it it's actually on our only fan so if you want to go watch it there um but it was it was a pretty fucking hot video it's a nice little yeah i mean it's you know the video starts off with uh daphne and life of spice sucking my dick together and then video, I have to say.
It was a nice little, yeah. I mean, the video starts off with Daphne and Life of Spice sucking my dick together. And then, yeah, I bend you over the rail. I think you actually ended up squirting all over the boat. I did. Yeah. And all these people are watching. I mean, you can't see them in the video. I think we might have got like a little clap after we were all done. I think it was. It was pretty hot. Yeah. Yeah.
But it was good um so we got back to hito um definitely rested um usually we do dinner about eight so if we got back about 6 30 or so we used so we that gave us a little time to kind of rest not much and then get ready for dinner um i wore my lace outfit from the night before because i just loved it it was a lace cat suit um it was really sexy i loved it and the casino outfit i had brought was like sequins so i was like fuck this give me the lace and not the sequins yeah it actually worked though i mean it was black i mean casino black i mean anything black is fine um but it was hot I really enjoyed that outfit it was a good outfit yeah yeah uh and so for casino night um they oh no this isn't never mind I was gonna say this was with the buffet but that's tomorrow night I'll cut this out okay all right and then again we did the same thing for casino night right where we went back up to the buffet and pushed a bunch of tables together uh and watched the show i don't remember more the shows are kind of all blend together for me they do for me too they try to incorporate whatever theme of the night is but sometimes they steer off and it doesn't make sense like one night they're playing they did grease which has nothing to do with any of the themes you know like it's still might have been this night i don't know i really enjoyed the grease performancece performance but it's weird because they're like trying to tie them in with the themes but sometimes they kind of miss the mark um but i enjoy the shows uh sometimes that it's that after dinner lull like you need to either drink or party or you need to go to bed and i feel like the shows sometimes verge on like okay i gotta get up and move or i'm you know like not that they're boring because you've got these sexy jamaican dancers but it's just sometimes it can be a tad bit slow yes um okay and then after we finish dinner and the shows again we're all sitting together um basically our whole group's like let's just go to the nude pool like let's skip the piano bar let's tip the club like screw all that stuff like let's just nude pool it right and that's what most of the group ended up down there um we we were pretty full party mode today yeah i think because you know we never really stopped drinking you know there wasn't much time between the end of this catamaran and into dinner so i think we're we're all still pretty in in party mode.
So we're hanging out at the nude pool and I don't know, somehow like the playroom started coming up or like, hey, are we going to the playroom tonight? I don't feel like we were in the nude pool that long. No, I don't either. I feel like it was a quick transition. I feel like the energy had built, everybody was ready, let's do this.
So at some point we started talking about the swing in the playroom yeah and then people were talking about like oh i've never i think ronda was saying she's never really been in a swing or tried a swing and i was like well you need to try this to swing yeah and i was like i would you know i'll i'll help you try that swing if that's something and then like then it's like other girls were like i'm gonna try the swing and then like i I was you know then somebody else was like i you know so we ended up with like four or five girls that wanted to try the swing right yeah um and so we were like well let's like what are we waiting for there's no point and like let's not stay here all night until we're all tired and don't want to do anything let's go and so this is pretty early like 10 11 o'clock at night i don't know it was it wasn't midnight i don't think yet or maybe around midnight but it's still fairly early in the night all right so then we end up taking a group back to the playroom and then i'm going to try to get the right people but if i screw it up fix me uh so it was us ronda rousey couple uh and then it was the australian couple uh and then there was another they're like somebody else's ronda rousey's friend yeah so they're ronda rousey's friend that were there and um they were one of the couples that had came in midweek so we really hadn't had like so i think they got there like late tuesday and because we didn't do anything wednesday so we really didn't get an opportunity on thursday to really um spend a lot of time with them.
But we were 100% were like, come on. They were hot. We were like, come on, let's go. We were in full party mode. We were not going to turn down a good time. So we were like, come on. So that's who went to the playroom. The full couple. Yeah, I can't remember where everybody else was. No, I think it was the Sussie. Yeah. So we go to the the playroom and almost immediately, I think you and Rhonda hit that swing. I think we got in trouble when we walked in because we were – We were being loud. We were being loud. Their playrooms there are almost like a spa-like – Right.
There's an ambiance to them. They are. Like you're open air. There's stars. And so like – and there's running water.
And so I think they want to maintain that kind of relaxed spa like ambiance sexy feel yeah so when you come in a little drunk and like laughing and like oh yeah it's swing and squirting and huh the ladies kind of like keep it down take it down and we're like okay sorry that's our bad but i think you and i don't i i know what i was doing i don't know what you were doing uh okay so what i was doing is yeah ronda wanted to try the swing and so i think as soon as we walked into that back dungeon part of the the playroom there she jumped in the swing and it was like uh no yeah she jumped in the swing and then it was me you and her husband were all kind of touching on her and just rubbing on her and stuff like that.
Yeah. And then I think the height was wrong, so we're all kind of playing with her, and she's like, somebody needs to fuck me or something. She said something along those lines, and I think he was too tall, right? I don't know. He didn't line up right or something. Yeah. With the swing height, I think, if I remember. So you were like a pitch hitter? Well, and he essentially was like, well, Dan is probably the perfect height for this. And I don't know if he was, maybe he's doing this on purpose. Like he's trying to, and I was like, okay. Like, yeah. And she's like, okay, yeah.
And then, so I start fucking her in the swing. But I mean, you didn't just go straight in.
No, no straight no no no like there was a little i think i went down on her for a little while and touched her a little bit and then i started having sex with her and then you and her husband oh i was like peace out you like grabbed him up it was like me and you were going over here so there was like a little bed kind of like adjacent to uh the swing so we were in the same room we were just to be honest with you it was kind of hot because we were far enough away that like i didn't really i could hear but like i i wasn't looking i don't know it was weird it was hot because i was a little way but it was also hot because i could see a little yeah we talked about this because so my back is to you so it's one of those rare times where i'm i'm fucking her and i know like i can hear you and i can hear the good noises you know so i know what what you're you're having a positive experience from what i can hear but i can't make that eye contact with you that i'm so used to yeah like visually checking in and in a way it was kind of hot because it was different um i agree and not every couple would i feel comfortable with that and even though we didn't know them super well i felt comfortable with them i felt a lot of build up to through the week i think there was so much build up that i didn't give a fuck you know i was at this point i was just like get me in here let's do the thing this is you know we're on what thursday now and this has been you know it's been building since probably the first day saturday and so i know for me him and i just immediately just started playing and fucking and i was squirting everywhere it's like literally he looked at me and i started squirting it was super hot totally enjoyed my experience with him you had a little oopsie with her i think it's important to talk about let's keep it real in the podcast right yes so i was fucking her on the swing and she was squirting and doing all the good there was all kinds of good things going on um but the not not the problem but with the swing like you're able to i can go full stroke right i can push her back and she can slide almost completely off my dick and then i can give a full nice big hard thrust and that's a lot for your dick that's so yeah that's it can be a lot um she she did not she enjoyed it and she wanted all the things uh she she was not she was not pushing away yeah she was wrong she was ready to go like she was ronda rousey and i mean she was full like she she was willing to battle and you weren't gonna hurt her like she was a tough girl right yeah and so we're doing all the things um but me trying to give her that full hard stroke um i went a little too far and my dick came out and then as i'm thrusting it then goes after the wrong target you hit her in the ass oh not once but twice yeah and and i'm gonna be honest ever since then when we're fucking really hard i'm scared i'm like clenching a little because that shit hurts it'll make you see stars yeah dan you've done that your dick is big enough that when you do that and you're not expecting it it's you have to stop you gotta be like give me a minute because like that's what she did you have to recover from that shit yeah yeah so that happened appeared to be.
Oh, yeah. She was fine. She was – yeah. It was clearly not on purpose. Yes, yes. I think it was just the angle of the swing and then like because she's swinging potentially up and down on my dick. Well, and when you're squirting, I feel like it makes all that – Right. It loops it up a lot. Yeah. So a combination of those things. So – Not 100% my fault. After you got done with her and and I think we were kind of coming back over there, at some point there was a conversation that Dan has a stunt cock. Her husband said something to that effect.
Yeah, and so it became like this whole thing the rest of the week. And maybe it became it because I think the Australian lady was like, hey, I want to try. Right. So Rhonda essentially taps out because i you violated her on you know not on purpose and so after that you know the australian lady's like well i don't want to try i want to do this oh and this is her husband was like six three so he was too tall yeah this is where maybe i got the height thing confused her husband's like he was like six". Yeah, he's very tall. So she's like, I want to try the swing. And he's like, I can't.
Like, I can't. Like, it's not going to work for me. And so he looks at me and is like, you got this one? And I was like. I think that's where the stunt came in. I'm like, oh, yeah, I get. I mean, I'm not going to say no. Like, she's hot. I've been wanting to fuck her all week. So like, yes, I'll do that. Like, if that's. Yeah, that's what you want.
So then she's squirting and having so we do this again um and then she eventually taps out and then the friend ronda rousey's friend then taps in i did not have sex with her no i don't think her thing was she had never squirted before remember correct and so we've been in these situations where a girl hasn't squirted and really really wanted to and so we have worked as like a group a team and helped her achieve that Thank you. And so we've been in these situations where a girl hasn't squirted and really, really wanted to.
And so we have worked as like a group, a team, and helped her achieve that. And so that was what we were trying to do. It ended up not. She didn't squirt. But she was so close. She just had to almost release. She could do it. She just doesn't know that feeling yet. But I'll be honest. It was a big play. Not a huge playroom.
But it wasn't like wasn't like i almost right and there's like six of us or eight of us standing around her like squirt squirt yeah so that's hard like the people that we've been able to make that happen with or been like close friends that we really know in like a private room like you really need a more relaxed so she ended up not squirting but i felt like she had a great experience she seemed to really enjoy it she she had all kinds of good os i think you know she didn't squirt but she she enjoyed herself but that was pretty much the end of that it's funny because i was like okay we're coming back here and we're doing this again tomorrow do you have plans let's make an appointment like i was telling the husband that and he was ronda's husband and he was like oh my god yes we're coming back here tomorrow um so that kind of has how our night ended there and it was such an amazing build up it was everything that we wanted honestly i'm still thinking about them today luckily we're going to see him at naughty new orleans in a few weeks so stay tuned for ronda rousey 2.0 right yeah the rematch the rem.
But that was it. We went to bed and then essentially the next day was our last full day. So what did we do, babe? Last full day in Hedo. And this was, we were supposed to emcee the pool party. And so we got up. Well, this was Rockstar. So this is now Friday. So it's Rockstar night, which I was actually looking forward to because I really liked my outfit, and you had kind of went all out. So as much as I was sad that Hedo trip was coming to an end, I was excited because I liked my outfit. Well, that's all that matters is outfits. That's really. That's what it's about, babe.
All right, so we got up, grabbed some breakfast. You know, breakfast is always the best because, like, people are crawling out of bed, and you get to, you know, see the look on their faces, and everybody kind of compares notes.
because, you know, is always the best because like people are crawling out of bed and you get to you know see the look on their faces and everybody kind of compares notes because you know you get split up from some of your friends the night before so what did you do last night what did you do last night yeah kind of exchange all those stories um and then we end up uh down at the pool to emcee the pool party yeah so our pool party was at like i think it was noon to two so um we ended up even having lunch a little bit early i think that day if i'm you know again i think me and you grabbed lunch at the pool right before oh yeah you're right um so yeah so it was a pretty low key kind of morning all of them are but so we got to the pool party and um dj life is by start setting up we're in the pool and all of a sudden it starts pouring rain right so this is we were supposed to mc three pool parties the middle one got canceled because of scheduling conflict so this is our third one it's the last day the last full day at hito everybody's in full party mode um we're super excited to host this um this event you know i'm getting on the emcee getting everybody hyped up we're doing shots and and then all of a sudden like the sky opens up and it starts to downpour but to be honest with you it was one of my best memories because i was probably a little tipsy at this point and of course i'm soaking wet because i'm in the pool and i'm like fuck it we're gonna dance in the rain life of spice is djing and like uh mrs life of spice was kind of like sitting in an umbrella and i'm like get your ass out here we are dancing in the rain and i forget what song he played something with something with like rain purple no it was rain on me that song and so we're like dancing and jumping up and down and it just was like a total vibe if you're not there you probably don't understand it but in the moment it just was i felt free i felt like i was with my friends i felt like life is fun and this is living you know like just being naked in a pool in jamaica with all my friends it's raining like it can't't get any better than this.
But nobody missed a beat. I mean, it did not. You would think, like, downpour rain would, like, end a pool party. But it, like, it didn't put a hamper on it. If anything, it was probably funner because of that. And I talked to DJ Life of Spice after. And he said that when it started raining, he was like, fuck. You know, like, everyone's going to, like, leave. Leave me.
And he said, and he looked out and saw us all just, like, part living life and he was like it's the best like feeling ever in the world so i was you know i was happy that he felt that way being from the dj booth yes okay we hosted some games we did uh we did the chicken game which this is something that we ripped off from party mark yeah thank you party mark yeah uh which is where you have some nets and there's these little cocks yeah that you put on your finger and you can flick them um you know like slingshot them um so you get some girls on the side of the pool you spread dick or i'm sorry cocks whoa so basically you throw the cocks in the pool, so everybody gets some, and then they throw their cocks into whichever girl they choose to support.
They can do, they can charity, they can send it to one. And so essentially, that's what it is. Whatever girl gets the most cock wins. Yeah, and y'all, it was like 300 cocks, or little rubber chickens, and they were individually wrapped.
I had to sit and open 300 little cocks all by myself it's not the size that matters you weren't home so i had to do it by myself but yeah that was a fun game everybody liked that we did the banana ring toss which you we have inflatable bananas and like a ring toss game and you have the girl put the banana between her legs and the guys throw the ring toss on it and then we did a twerking competition but this is the one that you maybe if you're on tiktok you've seen it went viral there for a while where you take like a kleenex box and then a ribbon and you tie the kleenex box around your waist and then you put ping pong balls into the box and then the idea is the girl has to twerk until she gets all the ping pong balls out of the box and you made me do this and i'm like the world's worst torquer in all the world and what's funny is like as we were standing there to get started i was reaching around and taking my balls out and putting them in daphne's yeah so i had lacy was pretty drunk at this point if you know if you can't tell it already like you know lacy's trying to cheat uh actually lacy snatched the microphone out of my hand at one point and was singing strawberry wine i had i really kept last time i went to hito i drank a lot very you know i just because i didn't because it was honestly my first place i'd ever been was like all-inclusive booze.
And I, you know, I didn't know what the fuck to do. I just drank all the things. So, this time, I had not, up until this point, had not, I mean, maybe a little tipsy, but had not gotten drunk at all. So, I, I was, it's the last day, I was like, fuck it. Yeah, I grabbed the microphone. I was singing strawberry wine.
I was telling everybody that I've sprayed, because I spray painted the ping pong boxes to make singing strawberry wine i was telling everybody that i've sprayed because i spray painted the ping pong boxes to make them cute i was telling everybody about that i was like dan making sure dan gave me all the credit for all the things that i did that you weren't telling all the people um so i was a little bit of a mess but it was fun everybody loved me or at least i felt like they did you were a little bit of a hot mess yeah but in a good In an okay way.
We finish up our two-hour pool games two hours of pool games and then right behind us comes in rachel's rascals and them rascals are rascally they're a wild bunch they didn't i mean they came in with like tequila bottles they start pouring shots they start handing tequila shots out or uh across the pool yeah um and then they start recruiting people for for games and they were having a hard time getting people yeah i don't know you know i had a hard time even to get people to play our games i don't know why he like you know at secrets and stuff it seems like everybody wants to play games uh here was a little harder so i was like oh i got you like you know you know you guys you know i'll play your game um i didn't realize what i was signing up for which again this is probably why nobody volunteers for games but um they made us cross-dressed they dressed us in women's clothes so basically they had like a box of clothes and you had to pick something so i think you had like a brown wig on and you had some kind of school girl outfit did i look good baby you look so hot like you were the most i don't know if i've ever crossed dressed before but everybody was there was like purple wigs i mean it was crazy everybody daddy mike was up there with me yes he was and so the competition was a um basically like guitar like play a guitar but they get your dick is the guitar yeah they played like rock and roll music and you had the air dick guitar like pull your dick and then play your balls like you like your dick was a guitar yeah and whoever did the best air guitar with their penis won the competition and you went hard i went hard i was glad you ended up getting second place and we got an awesome like vibrator gift so i was happy about that thank you yeah um but you did i remember just being exhausted because like they seemed like they'd like play the song and say like okay do air guitar that must have been like a 20 minute it felt like a 20 minute song i just kept going and going well i think they like maybe did it and then cut it down to half yeah we did like three rounds yeah there was a couple rounds i remember by the end i was just like i'm exhausted but i was pretty proud that you got second and not one of the like i mean obviously i got second place one of the rascals won because obviously all of our people had already left the pool at this point in time so it's it's all rascals in the pool like it's their group yeah like we were literally like i had my boat back on like we're walking out of there when they grabbed the second yeah so i was proud of you good job babe all right yeah i'm the best cross-dressing air guitar penis guitar player yeah well the second best yeah so i was proud of you good job babe all right yeah i'm the best cross-dressing air penis guitar player yeah well the second best yeah so we start headed back to i beat daddy mike which he wins every competition he does i'm putting that as a win yeah daddy mike wins them all um so we head back to the room and i have to pee and if you've been around i peed in public the first time i was at hito you peed on the beach three times peed on the beach it was a whole thing it was so i felt like at this point i'm drunk but i'm not that drunk that i couldn't hold it i could have 100 the first time i did it no no we had i had to go right then but this time i could have held it but i was like okay but here's a different all right so the first time we are walking from the nude pool to the prude side down the beachfront right and it's you're in the beach you know the water's there lacy pees in the sand you can kind of kick some sand over i mean still not something that i would do but okay this time we're walking the pathway so not the beach way to get back to the prude side we're walking the pathway.
So if you've been in the Hedo, you go from the nude pool to the painted sign area. This is a paved walkway and we're walking and you're like, I have to pee. And I'm like, okay, babe, seen this before. And I was like, but I need to pee in public because it's like, it's a rite of passage. I did it the first time.
I need to need to do it again we had just turned like we had just got off the sand onto the concrete to start so we were kind of in that like turn right there so like peed on the side it's not like I was walking down the so basically if you're at Hedo and you see the swing nation sign which is on that big tree on the left hand side as you're walking away from the nude pool Ied in there. Lacey essentially peed on the rocks across the sidewalk from that tree. But, like, on the side. I wasn't, like, walking down the middle. Yeah, you walked to the edge of the sidewalk. I'm a lady.
Give me some grace here. And peed in the rocks. Yeah, essentially. But I felt like it was a rite of passage. I had to do it. Like, that's what I do at Hedo. So I peed. What is wrong with you? I don't know. I can't bring you anywhere. I bring you anywhere i'm sorry oh gosh yeah so um we get back to our room and our the goal was to take a nap but then somehow daphne came over to our room or we went into her room you went into her room you did this i did this again i was drunk so i went to her room and was like danny's the fuck you and we need to record it so we can sell it on Netflix.
So for all the haters that think Dan's in love with Daphne is going to leave me, yes, it's a thing that people say, which is completely ridiculous. Obviously, I'm not that fucking worried. If I go into a room and say, hey, do you want to fuck my husband?
Like, obviously, I'm comfortable in this situation so um it was really hot so you got you fucked her of course she was totally down for doing it daddy mike and i recorded it and and some of the videos i actually think you're in the corner playing with yourself at some point i was in the corner playing with myself so that was super hot experience and literally we had to go from that to like you you somehow you turned our nap time into porn time into into porn star yeah time yeah and then it was like okay now it's time now we had to like rush and get ready for dinner of course our hair's soaking wet because we've been at the pool so literally i just like throw some conditioner in my hair try to make it like have that like wet look which ended up being I put well no I had a headband so it's good because I kind of could just push my hair back and it could be crazy because it was rock star night right so I actually was Madonna and I did I can't take credit for this this idea I actually have a couple of friends the swinging llamas and then another couple who we've talked about on the podcast before she was madonna once before and i always loved it i thought it was super cute and wanted to do it so i took this opportunity so i had the whole like a virgin gloves and the boots and the headband and the hair and the tutu it was cute and your what what was your outfit babe i i had the whole thing i had some like i don't know whether you like zebra striped tights on and like a rock star shirt everybody looked good red wig and like some circle like uh like beetles kind of glasses yeah i couldn't take you seriously it was i couldn't even look at you but everybody in our group looked amazing everybody went all out for this oh it was it was like the perfect way to end it and we've got there's some great tiktoks of us like guitaring and dancing.
You'll have to go back and look at those if you haven't seen them. But it was just a really, really hot night. Right. And this is the night where they did the buffet up on the pool deck. They did. And they had the lobster tails and crab claws. Which is like – so basically, they shut down all the restaurants and the buffet.
And they just serve like an outdoor – kind of kind of where the glow party was they kind of break that down and make it like a outdoor kind of it's it's a buffet but it's outdoor so it's really cool they're like cooking some of the stuff out there fresh so you can see it over open flame yeah it's really it's really a cool it's again another one of my favorite nights there um so we we had dinner um we watched our show uh then we went to the hot tub at this point everybody's winding down because we leave the next day and some people leave at like 6 a.m right or earlier than that and so we went to the hot tub and honestly like i really wanted to go back with the Ronda Rousey couple, very much so, but I was done, and this happened to me the last time we were at Hedo, too.
We really wanted to fuck a couple, Jersey couple. Shout out to Jersey couple. We can't talk about Hedo without talking about them, but I just, I was done. Everything was done. My hair, my body, my vagina, everything. I was mentally, physically exhausted. Seven days partying in Jamaica is a lot on a person. So we had to say thanks, but no thanks. I was disappointed. I like to think. I was disappointed. I like to think that they were disappointed. They were definitely disappointed. But it's also hot to kind of leave it with like a wanting more. I agree. There's something to that.
There's been some very fun banter between the four of us since we've gotten back to the U.S. Not in New Orleans. It isn't that far away. Yeah. So we're excited. So that was pretty much it. We called it a night.
We purposely planned our flight so that way we did not leave at 6 a.m because we had done that yeah do not do that before so i mean there is if you want to get home there is an event we ended up getting home at like 2 a.m because we drove true um we flew out of the airport that was a little bit further from home but uh we we didn't leave the resort until like noon so it was kind of nice to be able to like yeah we were able we didn't have to pack everything the night before we could do it that morning so if you if you want a tip if you don't if you're we're night owls so we would much rather be up at night than you know then up at the ass crack of dawn so yeah and then we rode back so we yeah got up the next morning had a nice kind of slow start and then uh we split a cab ride with uh Daphne and Daddy Mike back to the airport and it was sad to tell them bye it was kind of sad to tell everyone bye but especially them because they're like our best friends so it was sad but we had a good time yes Hedo 2.0 was uh was good oh you know what we forgot we used to do on the podcast?
How many pineapples? Well, we've already done Hito. Yeah, but I still think we should do it. All right. How many pineapples is Hito this trip? Nine. Okay. I agree. That was the number in my head. Yeah. Nine out of nine. Hito is great on the worst day. Yeah. Could the drinks be better? Sure. Could the food be a little better? Sure.
Could the rooms be a little more five star absolutely but if you're just looking for a fun place to go um and with all kinds of things to do um with really no limit to what the possibilities are you know and have it all right there you know at your fingertips i think keto I think Hedo's, you know, Hedo's the place for that. It is. All right. Well, I think we're already over time, so I think we've got to wrap it up. Okay. But I hope you enjoyed our Hedo story. I know we did. Yeah. Stay tuned. We're going to have more stories if you want to hear about other trips and adventures.
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