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Come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe, interview the experts, learn and grow together join the nation hey there pineapple people and welcome to the swing nation podcast we are your hosts northern guy and southern girl and uh today's episode we're gonna we got uh part two of hito i gotta finish it up gotta finish it up uh you just we left off with a with a thunderstorm and uh a hot tub and a drunk guy a drunk guy some some dick high fives it's getting a little crazy yeah it was um yeah we just had met um a new couple that was from new jersey that we were really into that we were super into um they had had kind of a negative experience as well and uh so we wanted to show them a different side of swinging right um and we had had a globe party and everybody kind of went to bed um with that with that experience on their mind i guess uh but uh full disclosure um you know new jersey couple we've talked to we ended up kind of talking to the rest of the week and they've given us permission to talk about them on our podcast.
Boston did not give us permission though. That's true. Normally if a couple had asked us not to talk about it. Oh absolutely. We wouldn't. Yeah. But we don't give any like nothing other than that they're from the Boston area. Right. I don't even know if that's really where they're from. Yeah I don't. We just assume that to be honest. It's true they might not even be from Boston. Yeah we don't know. They're from that neck of the woods anyway. Yeah. But we would never give away any kind of Thank you. Yeah, I don't. We just assumed that, to be honest. It's true.
They might not even be from Boston. Yeah, we don't know. They're from that neck of the woods anyway. Yeah. But yes. But we would never give away any kind of identifying factors or their names or anything like that. New Jersey couple has kind of become our friends, and they said, feel free to talk about them and share our experiences with them. So we're going to do that. But we left off on Tuesday, day four, and we had left off on, you know, glow party night. And then that brings us into day five, which was Wednesday. And so we had kind of packed our week full of stuff.
So on Tuesday, we had done the catamaran ride and done naked snorkeling and naked cave swimming. And that led right into Wednesday. And this is probably part of the reason why we didn't do much glow party night we went to bed pretty early because we knew how we had an early morning we did so we had booked a um an excursion and they picked us up at 7 45 or 6 45 or yeah it was close to seven o'clock in the morning yeah it was super early breakfast wasn't even open right yet i think i talked to me to making me some toast so i had something um but yeah it was super early.
Breakfast wasn't even open yet. I think I talked him into making me some toast, so I had something. But yeah, it was super early. So we decided to do a little non-Hedo, non-lifestyle excursion. Really, we wanted to take pictures and it seemed fun.
We did want to enjoy swinging and having fun, but we also wanted to see a little bit of Jamaica and actually get the get like the full experience of being in that country right yeah first time either one of us had been to jamaica so we we made a point i guess to get off off the uh the um resort and do some do some locally tourist type stuff um so again at the resort they did have a excursion like a booth or whatever yeah like a a desk where we booked our catamaran and everything. And they would take you just about anywhere on the island that you would want to go.
Just different types of excursions, experiences. So we chose horseback riding in the ocean and ziplining. Ziplining, yeah.
So do you remember the name of that place, Adventure or something whatever it was called yeah something like that and they had they had offered a bunch of things uh to do they had i guess race car driving and they had atvs they had i mean just a whole bunch of stuff that you could do um but the two things that kind of stood out to us was horseback riding because they had horses and then they you know on the little pamphlet there they'd show that they would take you out into the water and you know you could kind of take the horses for a dip um and that looked fabulous yeah like when do you ever get to go horseback riding in uh and then they had some kind of waters deal where if you you know you got a second thing for a certain price and so like we were like well zip lining looks pretty cool yeah actually the zip lining ended up being cooler i thought it was just being like one zip line but we did like nine yeah we did like nine or ten yeah it was it was a whole I don't know.
and so like we were like well zip lining looks pretty cool yeah actually the zip lining ended up being cooler i thought it was just being like one zip line but we did like nine yeah we did like nine or ten yeah it was it was a whole and it and it took a good couple hours right yeah well the cool thing about it is we left we did you could do two different times you could do early in the morning or you could go at lunch but we did the early in the morning so we would still have the majority of our day right so we were actually back by lunchtime which was really nice um but they picked us up and took us over um which we kind of got the experience of the bus situation we had to stop at like every resort on the way there so it did take 45 minutes or so to get there right i'd say this this place where they do this is about 20 minutes from the resort if you were to drive straight there but again this was a free bus ride and they they stopped at every resort between hedo and uh the place to pick up people yeah um and so yeah so we got there and they were very quick like you didn't waste any time it was like boom so we went first zip lining right and i think one tip would be uh really for the whole trip was to get one of those things you put your phone in right yeah so they they sell them at hito and honestly i wish we'd bought it we ended up buying it after but i wish we'd bought it before we i wish we'd bought before we did our first catamaran but it's those things where you put your phone in this like ziploc you know thing where it can't get wet you keep it around your neck uh we'd wish we'd had that on the first catamaran ride but we definitely wish we'd had it for this yeah and to bring clothes so shoes so i didn't bring any like tennis shoes or anything but i did have a pair of glow shoes that i wore at the party there were like tennis shoes that lit up so i ended up having to wear them because i didn't have anything else for the horses yeah and you had to have it for zip lining too and i so i ended up wearing electric shoes in the water but i mean i was fine they actually worked they didn't break them either did which is crazy yeah so i'm sure they're from china but right yeah so we got there like she said super early and the first thing we did was the zipiplining, which they take you up this, I don't know, must be 300-foot tall tower or something like that.
And they hook you to a zipline. And then it's like a zipline course. So you go from one tower to the next, and then you hook on to another line and go from that tower to another one. Some we did together, almost like a racing, which was really fun. Yeah, they had one double one, and then a bunch of single ones. Yeah.
Now, this resort, it it says no cell phones because you're not they take pictures of you and then they try to sell you the pictures but nobody cared but the the actual tour guides don't care um they just don't want to get in trouble so they're like yeah you can take pictures but just don't let anybody see you do it because we're not supposed to let you do it yeah so we had used our phone and we got some pictures of that um but that was super fun yeah super fun and then when we got done ziplining that it took about like an hour a little scared at first yeah lacy was scared to jump off the first hour and the funny thing is we were with a bunch of other couples but none of them were from hito they were from like you know the vanilla resorts i don't know sandals or whatever uh and one of the girls was super scared yeah to the point where the guy had to push her like kind of push her off the tower almost the the tour guide guy.
And then by like the third of, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to push her, like kind of push her off the tower almost, the tour guide guy. And then by like the third or fourth one, he's like, okay, you go. And she's like, can you push me? I did good. Like the first one, I was a little scared. But after that, I felt like I did fine. Yeah. Yeah. So that was fun. Because, you know, it's kind of like a jungly kind of area. Yeah, it was fun. And you're ziplining over the top of the trees and stuff. And you can kind of see the ocean out in the distance. Yeah. And it was pretty cool.
Yeah. Yeah. So we spent about an hour doing that. And then after that, we got down off the towers and then we went to the horses. And so the way the horses work is they give you a horse and each horse has its own like tour guide. Yeah.
Which are local Jamaicansicans they were like 22 23 so there's those young guys and they were you know one of the first questions they asked us was what what resort are you from and so lacy told them we're from hedo and they were like exactly what that was they're like oh hedo yeah so then it was just kind of fun like me and dan just like started chatting with them and because we weren't eating near anybody the groups kind of separated off right and so it was kind of fun because we were i was like yeah he fucks all the bitches and they just thought that was like so funny they got a kick out of that yeah yeah they're like we want to go to hito yeah he's like i get a day pass yeah he's like i get a day pass.
And then he's like, I want to grow up to be like you. And they were saying like American women give the best blowjobs. Yeah. That's what they're saying. They were really funny. They, we ended up really liking them. Yeah. But they, they, I mean, they asked a million questions once they found out we were from Hedo and we didn't, I mean, we told them how old the questions they asked.
Yeah, we pretty much answered them all and they were just really like they neither one of them were married he was like i'm gonna find a wife like you yeah you could tell they were taking it back a little bit about i think how honest we were about everything yeah but it was fun to kind of mess yeah it was yeah so we basically like walked down this path and then it kind of opened up to the ocean and yeah the way they kind of i don't know maybe i just interpreted it this way i thought like they took you to the beach and you like rode along the beach but really it's you ride on these dirt trails until you get to the beach and they kind of just you go for a swim with a horse yeah but it was still fun it was super fun it was really fun the ocean right there where they take you is beautiful it's that real like turquoisey you know like what you think about yeah and so the horses it's funny because when we got to the water the horses didn't want to go in and the the tour guys were like we're like oh do they not like the water and they're like they do they just don't like getting wet initially he's like once they get in they don't want to get out and that's that's exactly how it was because once they get in the water they didn't want to get it was definitely fun a different experience for sure almost like children you know i mean like you're like all two minute at first but once they get in the water they don't want to get out yeah that's definitely how the horses were but then i really enjoyed that time off the like it was kind of nice to like get away from the craziness for a little bit yeah it's almost like a little date day for us yeah it was really nice and then we had lunch after that um went back and had actually they we got back and bus was, there was like a bus schedule and like the bus was right then.
So they boxed it up for us. Yeah, so we ate on the bus on the way back. Dan got jerk chicken. He like literally ate jerk chicken every opportunity possible. Every time I could find jerk chicken, I ate it. It was so good. Yeah. So we got back to the resort again by lunchtime and there was actually a wet t-shirt contest. There was. Yeah. Which was hosted by Tom's Trips. That I was originally supposed to be in it. Yeah. Because I had agreed to it when I was drunk. But then we obviously didn't drink anything prior to going on that excursion. And then we got back.
We hadn't drank anything because we were going to record a podcast. And I wanted to make sure I was sober for that. So I had not drank anything. And I was like, y'all, I can't do it. I'm not really a competition. I know y'all have heard me talk about like doing competitions before. I don't particularly like it. Not unless you had three fireball shots. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm don't know i just i like to sit back and watch because you're so competitive so if you lost it ruin your whole day oh for sure and i'm like nobody likes me but i didn't do it but it was really fun to watch the girls were all super hot um the girl that won i don't remember her name but she was gorgeous. She had won the whole thing, right, the year before? No, she had not. It was the one that her boyfriend was giving you the card. Yeah. That's who won. No, she didn't win the whole thing. She was Miss Corral the year before. Oh, that's right. She was a competitor the year before.
Yeah, but she was gorgeous, totally deserved to win. It was fun. It was kind of a nice midday. And that was hosted by Tom's Trip. So that was kind of fun to be a part of. Right. And then after that was over, we actually sat down with Mike and Denise. And they were the host couple for us with Tom's Trip. Yeah. We did an interview with them for the podcast. So that should come out soon. Yeah. So they were a great couple to talk to because they've been married for 40 years. Yeah. And in the lifestyle for 28. And in the lifestyle for 28. And so they really talked about it.
We've been wanting to talk to a couple like them forever because they know how the lifestyle was pre-internet. Yeah. It was really neat. They had some insight into pineapples and all the things. There is a lot of background noise, so we have Dan's got to work on cleaning that up. So it's going to come out. Just be on the lookout for that. So I don't know. We'll release it either. I've got to look at the audio and see if I can clean it up. And then once I do that, it will either be a bonus episode or maybe it will air as a normal episode. Yeah.
I haven't had the time to sit down and really mess with that. But, yeah, it was a great interview. I'm glad that they were willing they were willing to do that for us no yeah we appreciate them sitting down with us and it's an excellent interview and uh i hopefully i can clean that up and make it so yeah you guys don't hear uh too much noise in the background yeah it is what it is um yeah and then so we sat down with them and did a podcast and then i think we went back and took a nap because we were exhausted from getting up early in the morning. Yeah.
And then I think that took us right to the show time. Yeah. I don't think we – because the wet t-shirt contest was at 1.30 and then we podcast with them for an hour. And then by the time – we just went and laid down. By the time we got you know podcast equipment together and then tore back down i think it was like three four or five o'clock in the afternoon so we just laid down for a bit yeah we're like we don't have the energy to go to the nude pool right now let's take a nap so um wednesday night was a white night and by this time i was over any costume. Well, I think you were over it.
And also, your white knight costume was pretty elaborate. It was. Right. So, and just like, again, I know I've talked about costumes and themes and stuff quite a bit. But I just want to add that, ladies, if you're going to Hedo, the themes are fun, yes. But they're not as important as if you're going to like a hotel takeover or something like that. I don't know.
if you're going to hito the themes are fun yes but they're they're not as important as if you're going to like a hotel takeover or something like that yeah i mean honestly by the time you drank all day and been out in the pool or been in the ocean or done whatever by the time the night comes you just want to be like kind of comfy so i would highly recommend bringing like a cotton dress that's still kind of sexy or something like that. Because a lot of my outfits were like full-on lingerie. Like my go outfit was 100% lingerie. Yeah. And so was my white night.
And I just, the thought of putting lingerie on after I was exhausted, I was, you know, had been in the sun. I i just i couldn't do it well especially after the four days of nobody really caring nobody really cared too much about the outfits you could tell it wasn't like it's not like it is at the clubs and stuff where it's like everybody goes all out this was like people loosely dressed in it and and you only wore it for an hour or two and then again again yeah so it was just i just couldn't do it. So I ended up just wearing not even a white dress. It's like a Jamaican dress.
Yeah, and I was so comfortable, and it was wonderful. But it was a good night. We watched the show. We hung out. We spent more time with our Jersey couple. With our Jersey couple. We found a table with them and sat and conversed with them some more.
we ended up doing most of our meals with them going forward yeah which was really cool it's like a good chance to like get to know them that's how we figured out you know they had never fully swamped and um just all the things that we probably should have done day one um we had more of an opportunity to do those things throughout the week yeah uh and i think because we were kind of tired and i think uh we went straight to the playroom after yeah we didn't do it yeah we were just like do y'all want to go to the playroom with us and they were like we didn't know there was one because again they weren't with tom's trims they didn't get a tour like we did so they really didn't't know where anything was.
Right. So, you know, and again, they were brand new to the lifestyle, didn't have much experience. And so we said, hey, we're, we want to go to the playroom after this. You guys can come with us. No, no expectations, you know, whatever you're comfortable with.
You know, we can just play in the same room or, you know, we really didn't, you know, we just wanted them to know know that like we there was no pressure to do anything with us like but we would be more than happy to show them the playroom and if they just wanted to hook up next to us totally fine right yeah yeah so they they were like heck yeah let's go let's go check this thing out which like kind of made me feel good because once we got in the playroom he was like thank y'all for bringing us here because like we would have probably never made it back here right and i think being new they just you know again it's very overwhelming for us intimidating to go somewhere like that uh without you know somebody else uh yeah so they came back and um what ended up happening is kind of we did like a soft swap and it was hot yeah and which it was super hot i think it really has changed i think my opinion probably yeah i don't want to speak Thank you very much.
ended up happening is kind of we did like a soft swap and it was hot yeah and which it was super hot i think it really has changed i think my opinion probably yeah i don't want to speak for you but you also i agree i think normally we've always said in the past like soft swaps like oh you know like it's like a tease what's the point it's like you know like but we really wanted them so we were just grateful to like if that's all we could get at that time we were grateful because they were so hot and so much fun and yeah they were super sexy couple and we had had you know two or three days of build up at this point where we'd kind of been dancing with them and hanging out with them and you know flirting with them not really done much uh so i think you know this was kind of the point where we got to actually yeah explore a little bit yeah so i think it kind of just started with like me and you and them like like what we had said we were going to go and do like we were you and i was playing and they were playing and i think the girls me and her yeah me and you were playing and her and him were playing and then i think it probably was me that said something like are you into girls or do you and she was like yeah and i was like well because dan's always the like encourager yeah whatever you want to call him yeah and so i think i don't know i think it started with her going down on you and i think you swapped and went down on her and then that turned into i don't know her going down on me it just went yeah so yeah and so of course i me and him ended up i think he went down on me i gave him a blow job um it was just very very hot we were in the dungeon room so it was just i don't know it was very steamy i mean like obviously i would have loved to have done more i was super into him he was a very good looking guy and she's gorgeous.
So, I mean, I would have been down for more, but I also didn't want to push them to do anything. Right. And they didn't seem eager to move forward. So, we just kind of left it at that. But honestly, I was left just as satisfied than I think I would have been.
No, it's really, I mean, you were having sex and sex and like you were making out with her and then you know at one point he was having sex with her and she was going out on me like it just it was very hot there was lots of swapping just not just no penetration between yeah the couples so like it's definitely opened my eyes like i'm down with that yeah honestly to be honest with me honest with you i feel like a lot of times when we swap the guys don't live up to you so i kind of leave a little bit um what's the word disappointed disappointed maybe i mean i love swapping i love you know it's fun it's the naughtiness that i love but i a lot of times i look over and you're just like going to town on the girl and she's just having the night of her life and i'm over here with drunk boston you know like that's just an example but like and i'm like well i wish that was me so in this case i did not leave disappointed i left extremely satisfied um you and i i think you came in me and um i think he came in her i mean it was no if i remember i think i came yeah yeah in you while she was playing with your clit which okay i don't remember that's pretty hot yeah um but for me i i kind of liked it better i mean i kind of hate to admit that but it's true i mean it was just we were super or I was super into them and just like the whole situation was so hot that I was down for it yeah we could have done that every night for the rest of the trip and I probably would have been fine yeah no it was hot it was a good time yeah and it was I mean it was a couple hours I mean it was yeah it was not a quick thing it was yeah it was very hot and then by the time we got done, we were literally dying of heat stroke because it is warm there.
So we, outside of the play area, they've got like these two like pools that are cool and they've got to be cold. And so we got in there and like kind of cooled off and. They just kind of hung out and talked and cooled off. And I think some of our other friends were in the playroom.
Yeah the playroom yeah come over and got in the pool with us and chatted with us and it was pretty hot it was a good night it was a good night and honestly that was like it just felt good like okay we we we played like we had you know i mean like and i was also proud of ourselves because like we handled that appropriately you know like whereas the other night with that boston couple and them it was completely handled completely wrong this was right we everybody knew their boundaries we didn't push them to do something that they didn't want to do everybody left satisfied i just felt like it was like i was proud of us for showing them the swinging way right the proper yeah the proper way how if if you set boundaries and yeah and stick to them and don't like how it can be a good experience yeah and i was really curious like when we were done like what their conversation was did they like go back and have hot sex so they talk about you know like i was very curious about that because that's like to me the best part because we did that oh yeah we still have hot sex talking about it yeah um you might need to make a trip to jersey just saying well it's funny well not to give it away but yeah he texted you i showed you the text right he sent me a text the other day and it's like oh yeah we can't wait to hang out with you guys again and this time we're ordering coffee or something like that which is perfect yeah because they do i think they do follow us on tiktok yeah they do they know yeah they know the lingo we speak yeah so that was pretty much our wednesday i mean it didn't seem like we did a lot but we did because we were on half the day with the horseback riding and the zip lining but wednesday was a really good day i mean it was a lot of build up to hang out with them and just And just overall, it was just a really good day.
Yeah. Wonderful day. Yeah. Yep. And then that brings us to Thursday. Yeah. And Thursday was another catamaran day. Yeah, but that one wasn't until the evening. So we started out with breakfast. You got your bacon on? Uh-huh.
And then this time we laid out on the the print side by the ocean we hadn't done a ton of like beach time which i was kind of disappointed like when i go to the beach i never go to the pool like to me that's pointless like you go to the beach to be at the beach and we'd spent a lot of time right at the pool right because because that's where the crowd tended to go and that was kind of where the party was at so i think we felt obligated to go and be part of that yeah but i think yeah by this time it's thursday we're kind of partied out a little bit and we said okay let's have a relaxing day down at the and when we got down there they um our jersey couple was down there well as we were walking down there as we walked by the the bar there were some people with coconuts oh yeah fresh coconuts right there that were making coconut drinks for everybody so we stopped and um this local jamaican took a it looked like a fresh coconut right out of a tree and like a not a hatchet machete and he uh cut it up and got it prepped and ready and uh opened the coconut for us and then put a little put a little rum in there yeah and made us a nice coconut drink so that was a nice start to a walk to the beach yeah um and then yeah and then as we got down to the beach our jersey couple was already not even wasn't even pre-arranged but they were there laying out and so we uh i think we quickly made a tiktok with our coconut drinks yeah and it was funny because they like just laughed like we've kind of ran into where when we hang out with people and they see we so when we swing we do have to work right like um it is partly our job now i mean they say do what you love and you're not working so um so we do have to film TikToks or take pictures or make content or whatever.
And to some people, that can be a tad bit annoying because we are there to have fun. They seem to take it in stride. They were really wonderful about it. They thought it was funny, I think. Yeah. So we laid out. We took pictures. It was funny because I would take pictures, and then she would take pictures, too.
They were like, we're just going to do that y'all do we're like that's fine you do it i loved it it was great yeah yeah so we took pictures by the hedo sign and then we went over to the rocks and took some pictures uh kind of in the rocks in the ocean but of course all the time very careful not to get anybody in the background yeah i mean because technically we're not supposed to know there's some hedo people here there and be like i can't believe you're taking taking pictures at Hedo, but we were you can take pictures, I think. Yeah. As long as you're careful. Yeah.
You're not supposed to have the phones out on the nude side. But we were on the prude side. We were on the prude side and we definitely made sure that nobody was in the background. Right. Right. So we took some pictures. Yeah. And then we kind of just laid out and hung out and had some drinks. Yeah. It was a good day. It was a very good day. So, I mean, that's really it. I mean, it was a very calm, low-key day. The catamaran was at 3.30, 3 o'clock. So, by the time we had lunch and got back out there, it was time to go in the catamaran.
Yeah yeah which we were really excited because it goes to rick's cafe which is kind of the reason why we booked it we wanted to go there we wanted to jump off the cliffs um yeah it was fun yeah so rick's cafe is like a local i guess it's a bar and uh you know some of the local jamaicans are there but it's also also a very popular tourist spot and it has cliff jumping and, you know, the Jamaicans will like climb up into the trees above the cliffs and it's got to be at least over a hundred foot dive that they do. But the people, like we couldn't do that.
They'll let the people do like a 40 or 60 foot jump. They'll let you do. I don't know. But anyway, we got on the catamaran again same as the tuesday as soon as we got on the boat everybody's getting naked and drinking and partying and again this is later what would you say 330 yeah yeah it was an evening one uh yeah jersey couple was there with us jersey couple had booked it so they were there with us uh yeah so we're dancing partying and this one had a full bar and snacks, like a spread of hors d'oeuvres and stuff. And the owner of Hito was on the catamaran with us and his son, I believe.
So that was kind of fun. Yeah. So we pretty much, because Rick's is a good, you know, it's a good distance away. So we went straight out there. But this day was day was a little choppy. Uh, so when we got out the ricks, um, the boat that had gotten there before us was transferring people from the catamaran to the little like skiff that they use to bring people to the, to the cafe. And I guess somebody fell or slipped or something and got pinched between the boats.
Um, and so our boat captain after seeing that was like, Hey, we're, gonna we're not gonna offload here it's too it's too dangerous we don't we were disappointed yeah which we were kind of sad about because we wanted to so we didn't really get a i mean we did you know kind of hang out in the area and get to watch some of the people some of the cliff jumpers and stuff like that um which was cool seeing that and kind of hanging out there for a bit but we didn't get to get off the boat and go jump and kind of go get a drink or at rick's so we didn't really get the full rick's cafe experience uh which we're a little disappointed about but totally understandable you know if somebody get hurt that would yeah they don't want that liability but they ended up taking us to another cave not the one that we went to on tuesday but a different cave and And we got to get out and swim through it.
Right. So if you've been to Jamaica and been on these catamarans, you know there's like this blue castle thing that's in the cliffs. And so right by that castle, there's another cave that you can go in and swim through. Yeah. And again, there was cliff jumpers there too, weren't there? Yes, there's these kids that were jumping off the cliff. And what's really funny is someone from a crew member from the other, there was another sandals boat there. So again, we're butt naked. You've got the sandals boat that's also there. And they're probably like, what the hell is going on?
So we come pulling up, we're all naked, and there's this sandal boat. But as we were pulling up and offloading, they were onloading and getting ready to leave i don't know if they were leaving because because we showed up or if they were that was part of their schedule but uh yeah one of their crew members ended up fucking one of our boat our passengers in the cave yeah which i don't know how that and her husband like was on the lookout but the crew members on our boat said that it had been prearranged. How? I don't know. Yeah. I'm not sure how that went down. I'm not sure how that went down.
But they were. When, like, me and Dan had sex in the water, like, on that Tuesday, it was like he was holding me. And we were kind of slowly, you know, it wasn't like a show. These people were putting on a show.
Like her pinned in the corner it was like they were going at it they were going at husband we saw them and i didn't like i didn't catch on what was going on but then we swam into the caves you know saw them whatever you know i thought it was just hedo people i didn't yeah i didn't either then we get out of the cave and then the sandals boat is trying to leave and they're blowing their whistle like kind of like the titanic like looking at their passing their whistle and they're looking around and i'm like because you know when you get off the boat they say hey when we blow the whistle that means it's time to go and get on the boat right our boat said the same thing and they're blowing their whistle and blowing their whistle and they're looking around and i'm like what is going on one of our people had because those the sandal people were snorkeling they had snorkels and fins on somebody on our boat we weren't snorkeling but somebody on our boat had a snorkel I don't know.
I don we're their people but then like after i don't know five ten minutes of blowing the whistle here comes this jamaican swimming out of the cave like he's a good swimmer too yeah full storm and he comes and he gets on the sandals boat and jumps on and then they sail away yeah and then that's when it clicked like yeah then everybody kind of that was the guy that was having sex with the girl that was on our boat yeah leave it to the hedo people which man i don, man, I don't know. I don't know how we pulled that, but whatever. It's a funny story. Yeah. So we got back on the catamaran.
Definitely wasn't as exciting as the one on Tuesday, but still a really good time. I gave you a blowjob in front of everybody. We had sex too. Oh, we did? Yeah, you got on top of me. When? In the back of the boat. I don't remember that. We definitely had sex. Thanks, though. Sorry about that. There was a lot of sex had. I don't remember that. We definitely had sex. Thanks, though. Sorry about that. There was a lot of sex had. I don't remember every time. Yeah. Yeah. You gave me a blowjob on the side of the boat. Yeah. We recorded it.
I think we actually recorded that because there was no people in the background. So if you're on our Snapchat, it's on there. Yeah. Yeah. And then in the back of the boat, we had sex. We couldn't record that because there was too many people around. Yeah. But you did. You got on top of me and rode me for a little while. Oh, that's fun. Dan danced naked with the tour guide. Oh, yeah. Thank you. And then in the back of the boat, we couldn't record that because there was too many people around, but you did. You got on top of me and rode me for a little while. Oh, that's fun.
Dan danced naked with the tour guide. Oh, yeah. I was pretty drunk at that point, I guess. Yeah, our tour guide, who was a Jamaican. He pulled out his dick, and she was like, he tried to kill me with his dick. Yeah. I don't know. She was going around. Oh, she was doing the shots.
Yeah, she was was passing out fireballs she was pouring shot stuff on people to get people to oh I lifted off of it right so she poured some on my dick and she was like he tried to get and then you sucked it off and then she made a comment about my dick yeah something about like don't try to kill me with that or something yeah so then you liked her and then you naked danced with her I was naked we have that on video too that is somewhere yeah yeah it was fun it was fun we took a lot of pictures it was sunset Thank you. you naked dance with her. I was naked, yeah. We have that on video, too.
That is somewhere, yeah. Yeah. It was fun. It was fun. We took a lot of pictures. It was sunset, so it was beautiful. It was a good time. And we did take a lot of pictures because of the sunset. Yeah. That was the idea. This cruise was a sunset cruise, yeah. It was not as crazy and exciting as Tuesdays, but still really fun and kind of nice to get away from the resort.
I still would go on i would go on any catamaran trip you could yeah get on yeah uh yeah and then we went back and again it was later so i think it was pretty much go back to the room and change and get ready for the yeah dinner was usually between 7 30 8 30 and the show is you know 9 10 o'clock so we like immediately went back got ready and um what was the theme i don't know what was the theme foam party night what was the theme foam party night was that white night no hold on hold on pause either way it was the foam party night yeah it was foam party night uh was it rockstar night no rockstar was the last i don't know i can't remember dress to impress dress to impress again did not wear my outfit because it was all sequins and i was like hell no but i did bring like a couple extra i had like a black really sexy cottony dress i wore that which i think ended up being probably better than my sequined dress um well it didn't make sense to go all that night because we knew we're gonna end up at the foam party and we would be naked anyway so it's like and you didn't want to bring everybody said do not wear clothes into the foam because it will destroy your clothes yeah i don't know who would wear clothes into the foam party but i don't know either so we had japanese again um much better this time i think jersey couple i think we sat down with them yeah it was very good that night because i think we finally got the like full show like instead of the we're rushing because you're late um and then after that was a show and honestly it was boring i don't remember what it was do you i don't remember I'll see you next time.
Cause you're all late. Um, and then after that was a show and honestly it was boring. I don't remember what it was. Do you? I don't remember, but I do remember that I was exhausted. Like we laid out, it was hot. I laid out and I was like, we either have to go to bed or we got to get up because I was, I was done and it was like 10 o'clock. But you got to think, this is like, we don't drink daily. This is like day six of drinking. And I, it was just, I was kind of done, you know? And we'll see on that catamaran. We had been in the sun. Yes, we had been drinking more so that day than most days.
But it was a phone party. And I had never done a phone party. So I was like really excited to do it. We were dedicated to make it at least to the phone party. Yeah.
ended up going back and changing and we got to the phone party and there was nobody in there yeah so we i don't did we have dinner with jersey couple that night yeah i said we went to japanese right and then so we all went back and changed we're like okay we'll meet you at the phone party and so we get to the phone party and again i think because we had kind of ditched out early on the show we were one of the first people yeah there's a lot of people like standing around but the foam was like brand new and everybody's like who's gonna it's like a high school or like middle school dance like who's gonna do it so i don't again this is our first foam party but the way they had it set up is it had like this blow up dance floor would you say kinda yeah it's probably like 50 feet by 50 feet or something like that and it's this like inflatable almost like pool thing yeah with no water in it and the foam comes from the top right in the top middle is this foam dispenser thing yeah um and then they had like one little entrance almost like a bounce house or something yeah it kind of reminded me of bounce house right but no no roof but yeah so uh we get there we just like fuck it let's go it's us and jersey couple and we're like fuck it like we'll go in there like who you know and they had a dj and some like good like dancers were out there going the dancers were standing around outside of the foam they weren't in the foam but they were standing outside of the foam kind of dancing and so we went we stripped down naked it was hot as hell i'm gonna be honest with you like the the foam felt like lube almost yeah and like i was dancing on him and he has like an amazing body and i was like rubbing him and grinding on him like i'm i really like i'm like after the soft swap the night before like i really like i wanted to do the deed i wanted to go full swap you know it was very hot though in that phone yeah yeah so it ended up we went in jersey couple came in there with us another couple jay and jay uh were ended up in there with us they're some friends of ours they're friends they're very close friends of ours uh which is the girl that i had played with the second or third night yeah um and then then as soon as we got in there people just all of a sudden there's 100 people on the phone yeah uh and like lacy said the foam once you it touched your body it almost turned into like lube on on your body like like slimy and not like that sounds gross but like i don't know it just almost like lube i mean if you can think of like it feels like rubbing lube like your body your entire body's covered with lube and then like you're dancing up on me and lacy were dancing up on each other and then at some point we swapped and i was dancing on jersey wife and she started dancing on jersey husband it was hot as fuck yeah and it was super i mean she you know she's kind of a curvy girl but Oh my gosh.
Yeah. I mean, she's in a good shape, but has like just the perfect curves. And yeah, I mean, I had, I was at, you know, full attention. Yeah. Like I'm like that. Now after the super sexy night before, like I was exhausted from the day, but like, I like wanted that to happen. Like for real. Yeah.
Um, and we stayed in there for a good while i didn't the foam kept getting on my face and you didn't want it on your face or no and then it was on my hands and i couldn't want my so you know after about like 30 minutes i was kind of over it yeah i think maybe an hour yeah foam and after that point we're like we're we're done yeah um so we went um and kind of like put our clothes up and stuff and then i think we went to the no remember so there's an outdoor shower oh yeah so down by the beach there's this like if you've been the hedo you know this there's this rock circle yeah it's a shower in the middle of it there's a shower and so we went with jersey couple to the shower and we all showered off kind of together and helped to wipe each other down.
Yeah. Yeah. Again, I was wanting this to happen. Just saying. But we ended up making our way to the nude pool. Right. Which we were some of the first ones down there. Again, because we were had kind of been the first ones in the foam. So there was not a whole lot of people down there at all. And after just a little bit, they were like, we're going to bed. Yeah, I think she wasn't feeling well. Yeah, it had been a long day. Like, really, it really had. And we were like, well, dang. Yeah.
Yeah, I think, I mean, because of the catamaran and she had been drinking, I think she was feeling under the weather. Well, I mean, I get it. Because that was like you the day before, two days before. I mean, I was like that pretty much every other day, so I totally can relate. But we were like, dang. Yeah, so they excused themselves and they went to bed. And then we ended up going to the playroom. We were just going to go and be just us. Yeah, we're like, it was getting pretty late at this point, I think. I don't know what, I don't remember what time.
Well, we were going to fuck regardless, so we'd rather it be, like, cabana, wherever. Right. So we were like, we don't. I think we actually talked about that. We're like, well, should we go have sex in a cabana? Should we go have sex in the playroom? And I think somehow we ended up, oh, let's go to the playroom. Yeah. So we did.
And our friends, Jay and Jay, were in there again in there again and it kind of they were like the only ones in there right yeah like it was because again it was not super late no it was i think oh was it i don't know i think it was like two o'clock in the morning or something by this point oh i don't know yeah so we like kind of saw them and it was just kind of like this is happening yeah so we saw jay and jay which are our friends which i don't think we'd ever i had never played with him you had played with her a little bit though it was always like you know we'd never we'd never been with just them it was always other people involved or something like that and so it's like we walk in and they were the only ones there and so uh you know we knew a decent amount older than us probably a good 20 years yeah but uh she's super hot oh yeah he's he's a good-looking dude such a gentleman oh my god he's the perfect oh my gosh oh you know like every time he touched lacy be like is it okay if i do this like when he went to get a condom he was like are you allergic to anything and i was like oh my god i just fell in love with you that is like the sweetest thing anybody because he was asking if he should get like a latex free i mean i was like that's the sweetest thing anybody has ever done um they're just like a really genuinely cool couple um but we had never played with them just like two on two um and we did that night and it was really hot like you said they are a little bit older than us but they put us to shame oh my god it comes to play i mean it was funny though we had gotten there and they had said they'd been there for like an hour or two already yeah and then we played with them for like an hour and then like me and lacy are like i mean we're spent this is uh you know i think we talked about a little bit in the other podcast but me and her were having sex and this is when i think there's four beds in the middle yeah and so we all the two couples had you know me and lacy and them started on one bed and then we'd swapped and then me and her somehow got onto a second bed and then she was like grabbing the other she's talking her she's grabbing the sheets above her head which is a third bed uh to hold on and you know she was having a good time and the lady uh the cleaning lady was like no more beds no more sheets leave it don't touch but they put they put us to shame they ended up staying out until like four or five o'clock in the morning and we were dead like we were like good luck to y'all yeah we had sex with them for i mean we played with them for a good hour hour and a half and yeah you know by the time all that was done i was like you know because again all day drinking we had had sex i don't know 50 times now at this time.
Oh, I also forgot. We did have sex on the beach that day too. Because remember my two things were the ocean and the beach. We did have sex on the beach. So we had had like a lot of sex, y'all. Sex on the beach, sex on the catamaran. Didn't have sex in the phone party, but everything but sex.
But this time we're we're exhausted so we had sex with them and they were again amazing uh we just they're good friends of ours like obviously we really wanted like i kind of think it sounds bad like jersey they weren't available so we had sex with them like that sounds kind of bad but these are our friends that we could have sex with them pretty much whenever right we had played had played with them a few days. We had played with them. And I would have sex with them any night of the week. I mean, it's not. Yeah, yeah. Definitely not a.
So they weren't second choice, and we didn't kick Jersey to the curb and find the next couple. No. They left us all super hot and turned on from that phone play.
You know, we were going to just have sex with each other, and it just so happened that they happened to be the only other couple in there so we were like let's it's happening yeah we're not whores a promise it just was it just happened it was super hot yeah yeah uh yeah and so we played with them for a while and then again we got in the pool and kind of cooled off and they got in the pool with us and they kept going yeah and they're in the pool and they're like all right guys you guys ready to go again and we're in late me and lace are like we're done we're going to bed what are you and they're like oh well we're gonna go have sex we're gonna see how many places we can have sex tonight it was funny though and they did yeah they said they stayed up till five o'clock in the morning fucking yeah and they said they had sex on the pool table on the beach on the yeah they're not having sex on the stage like they they were just animals i know and like in the middle of us like having sex we need to get on their level.
Either her or him. I can't remember who said it. They're like, did we make the podcast? I'm like, yes, y'all made the podcast. You're crazy. So again, they gave us permission to talk about it. We didn't say their names or anything like that. Yeah, and we wouldn't. Yeah, but they're amazing. So if you're listening, Jay and Jay, we had a great time on Thursday night and we need to do it again sometime soon. Her birthday. Oh, is that it? I think it's coming up, right? Yeah, it's coming up. I have to give her a birthday present. I'll give her all the birthday presents. So that was Thursday.
That was Thursday, yeah. And then we were exhausted and went to bed and J&J went and had a bunch more sex without us. They were trying to get us to go, too. They were like, come on, let's go. I was like, I'm done. You guys are, I don't know how. I'll put it in there. And J&J went and had a bunch more sex without us. I know, right? They were trying to get us to go, too. They were like, come on, let's go. I was like, I'm done. You guys are, I don't know how. I don't know how you find the energy. Yeah. And like you said, they're a good bit older than us, too. So we have no excuse. No.
But oh, well. Oh, well. So Friday. Yeah, and that brings us to Friday. So Friday again, got up, bacon omelets.
We actually slept in a bit because we had gotten up early basically every day i think by the time we were done with j and j and got in bed i mean it must have been close to three o'clock in the morning yeah and so they went for another two three hours after they said they saw the sun come up yeah um but we slept in a bit when i say sleeping i think we slept till like 9 30 or so i thought we a late breakfast um but i think every everybody must have had a late break because we sat with jersey and them they sat with us um so i think we all kind of were a little bit behind that day and um we also part we went after breakfast we went back and we podcast um so the first Hedo episode that you heard, we recorded it.
The Hedo overview, we recorded Friday after lunch time frame. And so, that was that day. And then, was it after that we went to the market? No, we went to the market and then we podcasted. We went to the market right after lunch, I think. I don't remember. Either way. We did walk. There is a market. So at Hedo, they have a shop that you can buy stuff. They also have like a vendor each day that comes and sets up their stuff, you know, right outside, like kind of on the beach.
But we had been told that if you go, if you walk like five minutes, there's a market and everything is much better priced and it's. Which is 100% true. Yeah. So we ended up walking to the market, and I felt so bad for those people. We were their first customer of the day, and it was after lunch. Yeah, you can definitely tell that Jamaica has been affected by the COVID times. Yeah, for sure. Not only the resort. I think the resort has cut back on staff because it's not as full because of the COVID.
This market, you could tell all the people in the market that were selling stuff were very uh i guess desperate to make to make a sale i mean they always kind of are like in those kind of countries i've traveled before but it just seemed to be like on a different level right so we i mean we tried that we spent all of our money i mean spent all of our cash we were buying things we didn't need to buy just just because we felt like we had to do our little part and help some of those families. Yeah. But we got all kinds of cool stuff for our kids and family.
And so definitely did a good bit of shopping. At least you had to buy an extra bag to bring home because of it. I did. But I think it's nice to give back a little bit. And again, it was kind of nice to get off the resort, see like real, you know, like just kind of be in the real culture. It was nice. Um, they were all so kind and so welcoming. Super nice. Super nice. And they're not, I mean, they were trying to push for a sale, but they weren't rude about it. They weren't, you know, they weren't. It was, it was just like, please, can you just buy a magnet? Can you, you know? So it was nice.
And then we got back because we were leaving the next day. So I went to the store and bought us like some Hedo shirts and all of that. So we, you know. Lacey spent all the money. Like she always does. I mean, you weren't complaining. You liked your stuff. So hush. And then we, so it's kind of a running joke.
If you, if you go go to hito you tell your family that you're going to sandals which is literally next door it's right next door and you walk over take your pictures in front of the sandal sign like we even seen a guy buy a sandal shirt so he had a shirt to take back um so that night we did do that um so we got to be fair even though we're very much out we're still we still don't well we still wanted to post like on our facebook you know like our personal and so we didn't want to post like we couldn't post me in a thong by the keto sign right you know we still wanted to maintain some level of i don't know what you call it yeah privacy yeah I guess I don't know I guess we were just going along with what you're supposed to do so um we walked over to Sandals um we got like not you know I wore like a little sundress and Dan wore a button up and we walked over to Sandals and I actually really liked Sandals it was really nice it seemed boring their property is beautiful yeah but the resort itself is absolutely beautiful like i want to stay at sandals and party at hito well we joked for a minute there that uh you know maybe on the back end or front end like or in the middle you take like a day break or something go over to sandals and have a calm few days yeah it definitely seemed boring but i kind of felt like people knew that we were from hito but you, you have the bracelet on.
Yeah, you have a Hedo bracelet. So your room key, I don't know if we talked about that at all. I don't think so. Similar to Secrets, if you've listened to our Secrets episode, your room key is actually a bracelet that has the digital thing. And you just hold your bracelet up to the room door and it opens. So you're wearing this red band that has the Hedo symbol on it.
And so i think at least the staff at sandals and maybe some of the employees know when they see you walking down the beach and you have that red band on they know where you're from yeah but it was fun like we took a lot of pictures um it was nice it was just him and i we ended up running into jersey they had walked over to facetime their kids so we we spoke to them for a few minutes took a picture of the sandals catamaran to pretend like that was the one that we were on um you know all the things um it was nice it was sunset it was just it was it was nice for me and i to just kind of get away for a little walk yeah and then after that we went to dinner in the courtyard and it was um the last night, which was Rockstar Night.
Rockstar Night, yeah. And I had like a romper-type outfit with fringe, and you had an Aerosmith shirt and a bandana. It was pretty hot. And on Friday nights, they set up dinner in like the courtyard, kind of where the glow party was. Right, around the prude prude pool, kind of outside the restaurant there. So they closed down all the restaurants so you only can eat there. But it was really good. They made the, what do you call that? The shrimp. Tempura. Tempura shrimp and chicken. They made it like fresh right there in front of you.
There was grilled lobster that they were grilling right there in front of you. A bunch of sushi. Yeah, it was really nice. Probably one of my favorite dinners. Oh, yeah. Well, you don't do really like lobsters, so I got to eat my lobster and your lobster, so it was good. Yeah, it was really fun. It was just kind of nice. It was kind of bittersweet because we knew we were leaving the next day. And so I was kind of done.
Like, just to just be honest with you the week had really caught up with me I was exhausted I was sore ladies if you know you know um there had been a lot of sex let's just be real um and I just kind of was over it and I um I was like look you You just need to fuck me somewhere and we need to go to bed. Because we had to be picked up at 7, like on the dot. So that means we had to get up and get out of there and check out and everything. So I knew we had to go to bed at a decent time. Or it was going to be a painful, painful day the next day.
So I was like, look, you need to just go and fuck me somewhere and we need to go to bed. Yeah. So we went and we had sex on one of the outside cabanas. Which I think Jersey was a little disappointed. I don't want to speak for them, but I think they were down that night. They might have been down. Yeah. I think that they could have been down. Like, I think like the night before they were exhausted and the night after I was exhausted. So, it just, like, it never lined back up, which I was really disappointed. Like, in hindsight, I probably should have just sucked it up and made it happen.
Yeah, you were done, though. Because I think I tried to, like, hey, well, let's just see. And you were like, no, no, I can't. Like, I was really sore.
Like, it wasn't like it wasn't just like i mean like i was tired and everything but like the lady area needed a break too yeah i get it uh yeah so i think we we ended up we had sex in the cabana and i think they had a sex the jersey couple had sex in a cabana kind of right down from us They ended up going to the playroom though because they found one of our cups that we had left in there and they brought it to our room and left it outside and left us a sweet little note which I loved. So they missed us in the playroom.
But yeah, we like said our goodbyes and we walked around and told everybody that we had met bye. Right, yeah. So after we got done having sex, we kind of just walked around the entire resort and every couple that we had met and through the week we gave them a hug I'm going to do so. Yeah. And we went to sleep. We went to sleep. And we woke up and we had to put clothes on and sweaters and pants. What's the crap? Yeah. And fly home to the cold weather. We were exhausted. Yeah. Yeah. So on the way back, we got the private car again. That was a round trip ticket. I slept the whole way. Yeah.
So they came, got us, and that that was nice easy uh we got to the airport we hadn't we didn't use the club mom bay on the way back which you could have i didn't i mean we were honestly fun we had plenty of time we ended up eating at margaritaville i bought a hundred dollars for the t-shirts again. They did this time on the way to Jamaica. They didn't mess with our podcast gear too much. But we had put all our podcast gear in a carry-on bag. And on the way back, they tore through it. Like every time. Yeah. They tore through it going through Jamaica. And then once we got, where was our layover?
Charlotte. Yeah. And then you got to kind of recheck your stuff at Charlotte. And they tore through it all again. Yeah. That was kind of pain. butt but uh no i mean totally understandable safety first yeah we really thought they would have opened it when we were leaving the country but they didn't just when we came back on the way back though they definitely went through it all with a fine tooth comb uh and then we made it back back home and it was cold and it was like back to reality. We've been wearing clothes every time. I know, yeah. But overall, I genuinely loved Hedo.
Like, I was ready to book and go back, like, while we were there. I think our next big overseas is going to be Desire, right? Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I think we just want to try them all pearl is that what it's called no riviera maya whichever one i don't know we haven't decided but there's two desire pearl desire riviera maya so i think that's going to be our next big trip but honestly i really enjoyed hito um we didn't talk about our sign oh we didn't talk about sign talk about that real quick so So there's like a pathway to walk to the nude pool and they have like signs and rocks that are painted by locals, like basically like a memento that you were there. So we had the Swing Nation sign made. Yeah.
So if you look at, if you're listening to our podcast and you see the logo, it's that upside down kind of rainbow pineapple with the Swing Nation. So we had them make a sign.
so it's a white sign with that pineapple and it says the swing nation and if you're walking to the nude pool you'll see just just as the signs are starting there's a big tree on the right hand side as you're going towards it and it would be a big tree on the left hand side as you're coming out so it's either the first tree as you're going in or the last tree as you're going out and it's white so it kind it kind of stands out. But if you go to our Instagram, you have a picture up. Yes, I do. Yeah, so you can see it. So definitely, like, take a picture of it.
So if you're at Hedo and you come across our sign, take a picture with nobody in the background. Yeah. Because that technically is the nude side, so no pictures allowed. But we did. We did sneak one. Take a picture. Shoot it to us. If you see it, let us know. You saw the Swing Nation sign. So what's your overall view of Hedo? All right. So out of 10 pineapples, what would be your pineapple score? Nine. A nine. Yeah. What would yours be? Yeah.
I was thinking like an eight and a half, but I could go it was really wonderful i mean like i think the problems that we like the no tour and like i get why that's there i think there's still some covid stuff i mean i can't that's not their fault um it could there could be some little improvements to the food and to the drinks you know but i mean i think that's the case no matter what all-inclusive resort you go. If you go on a cruise or anything all-inclusive, it's always, you know, they're never going to give you the best of the best because they can't really afford it.
I really liked Tom's trips. I was super grateful that we went with them. I thought that really made a difference. I think if we book in the future, I'd like to still go through them. Right, so Michelle and her husband, thank you. Thank you. If you're listening. Yes. Yeah, so I just, I really, I had a good time. I'm down for going back. All right. So, we'll lock it in at nine pineapples. That's a pretty high score. Yeah. We're not saving much room for desire in these other ones if they do better. Pro tip, don't wear heels. Yeah. Don't overthink the clothes. Don't drink the fireball shots.
Not all at once, anyway. Not all at once. All right. So I think that sums up Hedo, right? Yeah. And then so the only real other information we're going to put out for you guys is we will be in Nashville this, as you're listening to it, it should be this weekend. Yeah.
So the 20th, the Saturday, we're going to be at The Theater Group group which is a new club that's just opening up uh in nashville we are told it's supposed to be a kind of a higher end a little bit of a more bougie club if you compare it to club chemistry um so we're keeping an open mind about that and again we'll let you know how it goes but if you're in the area totally join us if you want to come and again you can come party with us that's not guaranteeing anything's gonna happen oh no no people on snapchat oh my god people on snapchat yeah i think that they can learn somebody messaged me today on snapchat that said um when can i book you yeah yeah come on guys yeah no not happening but if you want to come hang out say hi take a picture party with us, absolutely you can do that.
We will be in Nashville 20 November with TikTok girl Christina, with Life of Spice, with G Party and his wife. There's going to be quite a bit of the Swing Talk crew. I've heard the Vibe Party people are going to be there. So it should be a good crowd. Yeah. So we're very much looking forward to it. Again, that's the Saturday the 20th. If you need more information and you want to book, go to theswingnation.net, and the website and all the information to get booked and reserved will be there. If you use code YOLO, you get discount tickets. I think it's 10% off. I think it's 10% off, yeah.
Make sure you do that. We look forward to seeing those of you that can make it out. Anything else you got for the nation, babe? If you want to join my Snapchat before you go, that's where you get to see a lot of the behind-the-scenes stuff. Make sure you add me to Snapchat.
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