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So it was like, honestly, I just think I was exhausted and like fighting off getting sick. And then you, as we were going into this weekend, then you started getting sick. I ended up with a sinus infection, like going into like the day of. Yeah. I'm like getting over my new start one.
So we just, I did not feel like we were at our peak no this was definitely as we're driving to splash it's like we just need to survive yeah yeah because we basically did bliss cruise came home for like a week a week or two you know came home a week or two and then splash so like i was like 10 days yeah and those like the cruise and hedo are like a solid week and that's a lot of like drinking and like especially we're coming right off of hedo and we went hard we went very hard um like like we had no life responsibility no that's true so it's good to know that we were both a little wounded heading into Splash.
Yeah, we were. All right. So we get there. We went in Wednesday. The event was Thursday through Saturday or, well, to check out Sunday. But we went down a night early. We usually do because we have to start setting up Thursday day. And it just makes for... It's an easier day, right? It's an easier day. We don't have to drive two, three, four hours. Yeah, we're there. Everything's parked. We're unpacked. We can just get the action on once the event starts. Yeah. So we get in our room and I have my Faha on and my hair up and then Southern Swap, who owns Southern Sass. Yes.
They're also a vendor at Splash this year.
They showed up because they kind of had the same idea that we had so they came to the room and what was supposed to be like hey how are you ended up like they were in there till like midnight yeah i kind of wanted to fuck but you did a little bit you didn't say anything i don't know i'm sure they would have been already in your file i don't think you were in the fucking mood i wasn't but i would watch you fuck her i was yeah i i didn't feel good i was tired i hope yeah um and then but we it was fun it was nice to just kind of like chat with them before like the craziness and she had recently had surgery so i got to um like we got to talk about it i think she had her faha yeah we both did that's probably why there's no sex yeah those damn fahas yeah if you don't know what that is that's basically like a surgery suit like it's like a surgery garment after surgery um and then after they left um life of spice had called and was like hey can we put some stuff in your trailer because they only had their car they've since bought their own trailer but at the time they only had their car and they were just trying to avoid making like three trips right so they weren't staying at the hotel the night before but they were close by and so they didn't want to and they couldn't fit everything in one load so they're like hey can we bring over a load or two now throw it in the trailer so that it's there for tomorrow morning and we're like yeah i was up well we are they're night owls and we're night owls and we know that because like we can text each other we text each other really late if i get on instagram at 2 a.m i always see life of spice little green icon like online now yeah so we like know each other so like they knew we were up so it wasn't a big deal so i think like they were there to like coming back and forth to like almost like 1 32 it was pretty late we're probably after yeah i don't remember but after that we crashed yes we did yeah and then we slept in um on thursday and then people started to arrive um the check-in was not till one o'clock but a lot of people started showing up like you could go in you just couldn't go into your room um daphne and mike showed up i know um fiend away yeah they showed up there was you know it was a group of people started showing up and then um we set up our tent and our merch so we actually bring our merch to splash which is really the only non-swingers site event that i can think of that we bring our stuff to yeah i think you're right yeah um but we brought that it's always nice our friends are always very helpful to help us get everything unloaded so thank you to them then it was pool party time it was pool party time yeah so it's the thursday vibe though they didn't want us to do any games or anything like that i was surprised so it's pretty sure i will say the thursday pool party and i think it was a little was it chillier that day i remember that many people being in the water yeah the water at splash is always very cold it was better this year than it has been but i think it's just like how the hotel is like that atlanta hotel the pool is like basically always in the shade yeah um well for 80 of the day yeah uh so i think that's what part of the reason why that water just never really yeah it was just like real calm on thursday like i will say the water was way better than better temperature was the year before.
Yeah. Last year, I couldn't get in it at all, and I did get in it some. I even got in it a little bit. I do think we're getting more and more spoiled with the heated pool at Secret, so. Yeah. That pool's, like, always the perfect temperature. Yeah.
Yeah, it wasn't the greatest as far as the temp, but there's nothing that that they can do about it but it was i think it was a little cloudy overcast but it was fine everybody just kind of hung out in their bathing suits and chitchatted and uh i worked the merch booth and got to see and speak to a lot of people which is always fun we had some new designs and stuff to to show at splash and y'all love them and bought them so thank you for that um and that was pretty much it for thursday day it was a very loki um we they the one that i don't like about splash is they cut the music off if i had to like give them a critique at four o'clock at four o'clock and honestly a lot of people don't even get out there to like two because like a lot of people sleep in because they stayed up half the night and then they go and have lunch or they order lunch and then so they're not out there and then they cut the music off it too but they i will say there is the way the hotel's designed the first floor the doors open like and you can walk out of your room to the pool so there is like this one room that always comes with the speaker and they always have their speaker playing if it wasn't for them like it would suck but they like come prepared i don't know who they are but thank you thank you for speaker speaker and the end room speaker couple yeah but i do think they should keep the dj going till like six now i do know they have to they are moving i think some of that equipment gets used in the club later that night but like it doesn't even have to be a dj it could just be like a speaker speaker yeah something i mean i get you don't want to pay a dj all day and be but i don't know i feel like there needs to be some i wish they would go to like six yeah yeah that's what Hedo did, right?
Like six. I think that's what Secrets does. Yeah. Five, six. Yeah. But we went and rested again. We were not feeling great. I could really tell on Thursday that you were not feeling well. I think it kind of hit you on Thursday. Well, and in addition to me, so Daddy Mike and Daphne showed up. Yeah.
And was feeling sick like very quickly like he was fine when they got there or at least he seemed that way but then all of a sudden he was like not leaving the bed like he laid down to take a nap and then like i think we i don't know if we door dash or somebody found a thermometer and he ended up he had a fever uh and he basically ended up in his room majority of the weekend yeah i found upside down creations had a thermometer and so we checked his temperature and yeah he ended up he ended up going to urgent care and he ended up with strip through so they basically paid quarantine yeah we they basically played a bunch paid a bunch of money because they have one of those ground level like the really like the really good rooms and they were sick or he was sick the whole time and of course she was trying to be a good supportive wife so she I'll see you next time.
because they have one of those ground level like the really like the really good rooms and they were sick or he was sick the whole time and of course she was trying to be a good supportive wife so she didn't venture out much but um but yeah we rested we had dinner um and then it was really just get ready for the club this night was glitz night which glitz and glamour so the themes were glitz glamour and neon or glow glitz and glamour were kind of like it's a similar See you next time.
was glitz night which glitz and glamour so the themes were glitz glamour and neon or glow glitz and glamour were kind of like it's a similar similar i feel like glitz is a little bit sparkle sparkly glitz would be like sparkly glamour is a little more like up to do but we've kind of stopped like i'm not wearing a suit no more like that ain't happening yeah we kind of take the themes and almost make them like wear rave clothes that goes and yeah yeah as opposed to wearing like the actual thing yeah yeah so we wore this like pink sparkly number yeah the people on the internet do not like that i wore a pink outfit no and like you have been getting hate like you've normally been like the star like as far as like everybody thinks that you're like oh he gets to fuck all these bitches look at him live his best life and i'm the whore who fucks guys you know it's like the double standard you're just picking apart your body yeah and so like recently because you've been wearing like shorter shorts they don't like that and they're like he's gay he's bi which they don't realize is we celebrate that that's not a diss to us right even though you are straight male but like that's not like a bad thing it's been a little eye-opening to me because you're right so part of the outfits i've been wearing are the shorts are getting a little shorter the shirts are getting a little tighter or whatever and so i can see maybe the people that aren't used to swinger events or aren't used to like raves and that kind of i mean it's all kind of that same culture where people are wearing these kind of outfits um but if you're outside of that if you've never experienced that i can see where you think well that level of clothing is you know you're assuming something about somebody's sexuality because of that that clothing um so i i kind of get but what i don't i guess what i'm getting a little taste of is how people use that as an insult right like they're really trying to like i thought we were past that like i can think of like when we were kids like if you wanted to diss somebody say you're gay you know but like i just didn't feel like in 2024 that people did that anymore i thought that was i thought we were way were way past that.
And that's the funny part is I bet those same people that are – mostly the people that are saying things like this are from anonymous accounts with user 4578910 or whatever. They're not actual people with their real name and profiles up that are doing this kind of hate.
But you're correct is usually today in this society, you are anti lgbtqia plus you know you can get fired from your job like people are very serious about this now but when people are acting um anonymously on the internet they're still very very anti you know especially anti gay men or bi men yeah there still is a very strong stigma there yeah but i don't think they realize this is really you becoming more confident because like it's kind of similar as a female like when we first started swinging i would wear like sundresses and things that you know were not super sexy but suit you know like a little flirty and i've gotten to now where i'll just wear like a bodysuit and fishnets you know it's sort of the same thing for you you used to wear jeans and a button of the front shirt now you're in like Thank you.
flirty and i've gotten to now where i'll just wear like a bodysuit and fishnets you know it's sort of the same thing for you you used to wear jeans and a button up the front shirt now you're in like short short it's because you became more confident in your own self and your own sexuality that you allowed yourself to do that so i mean that should be celebrated i agree with that and then i would say another part of this that i don't think they really understand is a lot of the outfits i wear you pick out and part of the reason you're picking them out is because you think they're sexy or you think that other women will find me sexy in the outfit yeah so it's really not a like i'm wearing short shorts and tight shirts because you think like girls think it's hot yeah so it's it's funny well and they comment they're like why did you let him wear that right it's like well she bought it and picked it out but okay you are you always approve them though you wouldn't wear something that you didn't want to let's just make that super clear i don't make you wear the offense yeah that was a tangent okay so it was glitz night um we did get daphne to come to our room and make tiktoks with us uh so that way we could have some because we hadn't made tiktoks with her in a while and she actually did go to the club with us uh even though mike wasn't feeling well she was like he was like go go and so she walked she was literally there for less than 30 minutes yeah which goes to show you you know it's another highlight here is people always think like oh well they're just in this for the sex and like oh like yeah her man's a cuck and like she's just there to fuck everybody else and he's a you know beta male like this is the kind of things people say online right but she truly could not enjoy herself yeah you know she said go go to the club have fun like i'm sick but it's okay you don't have to you know you can go and enjoy yourself and she couldn't she just physically could not have fun because her husband was sick in the room and she's just like i can't i can't relax enough to enjoy this knowing that he's you know in the other room not feeling well and so i really just need to go be with him and yeah which shows you the connection there right then it's it's so counter to what people assume yeah i totally agree um and of course the club was awesome i mean it was good we have i always loved their setup um how they do it and the djs were great we danced i think the djs were extra good this yeah it might be a little biased but yeah um i don't dj life of spice did not um did not play on on thursday night it was sereno and and um rock and ronnie yeah which are both very good yeah so it was good we had a good time dance so it was time to play and um we went into the big room but then we left do you know why i don't remember so i rallied the troops yeah and and said midnight it's midnight guys we either need to head to a playroom or people are gonna start losing people and there wasn't not everybody was there yet yeah so of our group probably only like maybe less than half were there thursday night most people were getting off getting on friday uh so we went to the big play room which uh if you've you know if you go watch the splash tour you'll see this but it's it's like a room that has like must be almost like eight ten beds long and they're double wide so there's like you know 20 beds in the middle of this big like uh not ballroom but a convention center room um but we got in there and it was like it is hot in here i don't i don't the ac in that room wasn't working all the way i don't know what the deal with but we got in there like oh it is muggy in here uh and i think it was duane came and he's like hey we just walked through the other room and it's nice and cool in there do you want to go in there go in the other you don't want to switch to the other rooms it's hot and sweaty in here and i was like well there's probably too many of us to fit on the beds in that room because those were only there was two queen beds pushed together that was like the biggest bed in that room he's like well we'll see if we can figure something out so we went over there and they actually had like two queen beds pushed together then a curtain and then two queen beds pushed together and and so what he did is he opened up we opened up a curtain and we pushed four queen beds together and made like one big room.
There was also a lot of people watching. So like when we went to the big playroom and we sat down like to start getting ready. I mean, it was like a swarm of people around us, which was a little like, not that I mind. I don't mind an audience. They just came very quick. And there was just a lot of them.
Usually like we'll start playing and then you're like look up and then they'll look up and you see them it was they were like they're like almost like you're an animal and they're like okay we're here now go you know um they ended up moving to that room a lot of them did and it was like we want it ended up being us duane and buffy and southern southern swap But there was other friends of ours that were there that we tried to get to come. They were like, there's too many people. And honestly, I agree. It was just a lot going on. So this was a great night. I will say, Mr.
Southern Swap fucked the shit out of me. He did. And I was a little sick. You know, I was not 100%. And so, like, I came real hard. And I was done. Done-so. I mean, I did sleep with, I did have sex with Dwayne as well. So, it wasn't like, I didn't, you know, like, I participated. And with me, by the way. Oh, and with you. But, I mean, like, like he got me real, like it's me and him, me and Dwayne have swapped more times than I can count. Me and Mr. Southern Swap have only swapped a handful of times. And so he, um, I think he did that on purpose. I think he like laid it down and it was hot.
He did, he did a good job. But then I was like done and he was like, oh, come back over here.
I'll on top and i was like no that sounds like a lot of work and then somebody said something about going to waffle house and that's all i could think about so yeah that was my experience for the playroom yeah i think i started with um energizer buffy um and then when southern uh swap came in i i got a chance with her yeah um which she's post-surgery and i'm like i am an excellent post-surgery um fucker fucker yeah so i you know you and then i got a chance with nc hot wife to do that and then so i think i might have one of her i don't know i don't know who she slept with but you know one of the earlier on in her post-surgery swapping experience.
Yeah. Whose fishnets did you rip off? Because that was super hot. I believe it was hers, yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah. Like, you've never done that to me. Yeah. Well, the funny thing, so here's the funny thing, is Buffy was wearing fishnets, too, and she went to take them off, and I'm like, and I think she said, like, just rip them, and I'm like, oh, are you sure? Are they expensive, or whatever? And she's like, yeah, I guess I'll take them off. And I was like, okay. And so she took hers off. And then, you know, then I went to go to Southern Sass. And she had to, again, had fishnets on.
I'm like, do you want me to rip them? And she's like, yeah, rip them. And I was like, are they expensive? She's like, no, these are like $1.50 off Amazon. Like, rip the shit out. And I was like, okay. It was hot. But, yeah, like I said, there was. I think Buffy's, like like went with her outfit or something. Oh, okay. Yeah. They both had very similar like all black outfits with like fishnets and straps. And like there was a lot going on with her. They were super hot, but there was a lot of straps.
Yeah, that's the thing about transitioning to the playroom is, you know, getting all that clothes off. And yeah, if you have fishnets and all that stuff it can be i don't wear any of that in the playroom i'm either have my robe on and nothing on underneath it or just like a bodysuit one piece yeah yeah that's it well one i don't want to like lose pieces because that like i've been in a playroom like i've taken off my earrings and stuff like that i'm like looking for them under the bed like yeah but not everybody has three outfits It's in theme for every night. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.
I don't have three outfits. If you just wear a sexy outfit to the club i can see wanting to keep it on to go you know to the playroom no i get it now i will say this is you know this is probably not really on our subject but you can go to the playroom in whatever you want yeah yeah you can have clothes on you can have lingerie on. You could be naked. Yeah. It's not a thing. It's not a thing. I will say. Which I really like. I get why clubs and hotel takeovers and stuff have the rule that everybody must be naked in a towel or lingerie. I get why they do that. But I just don't care. I just.
Now I will say maybe that's part of why there was more. There was more watchers.
splash than there is it like a secrets or something like that and part of the being having more watchers is probably that they don't have to get naked to go in that space so they're probably more likely to just go in there and in the watch yeah probably so many other ones but i will still say i will take that over the having to be naked or put all your clothes in a bag or like all the stuff that you have to do at some of the other places yeah i agree so that was it we went to waffle house after now i've got to tell y'all a story in like the i forgot about this so just remember this because come back saturday we'll talk about this so as we're sitting at waffle house southern swaps like that couple over there's fighting and the waffle house is directly across from and so everybody in there has splashed wristbands on like the whole weekend so anyway we're sitting there she's like that couple over there is fighting and i'm like so this couple i saw them they come in yeah together together but i had my back turned one's walking like a noticeably difference of front of the other one, and they sit down, but they sit down at two different booths at Waffle House with their backs to each other, and they're not talking, and then they start saying things like...
It's like two in the morning at this point, too. Keep in mind. At some point, they're kind of bickering back and forth, and then at some point, the girl gets up and storms out and says something to the effect of like good luck paying for your food motherfucker i got the money or something and she just walks out yeah and in my head i'm thinking i'm like worried now like how is he gonna pay for his food and i thought of my i'm for part of a reason there i'm like i should go over there and pay for his food yeah like guys having a rough night. Clearly, I'll go over there and buy his food.
But then I'm like, but maybe that wouldn't be good because maybe they need to reconnect. And so if he needs the money, it's going to force them to kind of talk to each other. Or he's going to get arrested for stealing food. But we left. We didn't pay for his food. My back was turned to him. So was like trying to see what was going on and like full disclosure So are you saying you never saw them? Is that what you'd like to state for the record? No, I saw them. I saw them. I thought so. Yeah. But it was two in the clock in the morning. I knew she had brown hair. I didn't.
Other than that, that was pretty much it. And I'm not even for certain that she had brown hair, even now. But what was funny about it is that very well could have been me and you. Like that is everybody in the lifestyle at some point or the other, you know. We tend to be a little more private. We do.
I don't I'll be like yelling at me in the chili you know in the waffle house but like we are humans we get in arguments especially yeah that's what i want to say like especially 2 a.m after you've been drinking all day and then you have the night portion and this is a thing even if you are a couple that's madly in love and you have a great relationship shit happens you don't know what's going to trigger you right so it could have been a girl could have you know kissed him a certain you know there could have been a an amplitude of things that caused that situation so there was no judgment more it was just kind of two o'clock in the morning but it was kind of it was entertainment to a bunch of drunk people.
That was it. Okay, so after that, we went back. So remember that story. After that, we went back, we crashed, went to bed. That's right. Now it's time for Friday. All right, let's take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And then when we get back, we'll get into Friday and Saturday. Some interesting things happen. Yeah. All right. We'll be right back, guys. We here at the Swing Nation podcast are proud to partner with Promescent. Listen, guys, we've all been there.
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We had just had an orgy with some of our close friends. Yeah. The Energizer Buffy and the Southern Swamp couple. Don't forget Dwayne. Well, he's like Mr. Energizer Buffy, I think. Right? No, no. You don't get two names. No, no. He is not Mr. Energizer Buffy. What is their couple name on Twitter site? I don't know. Is it like Louisiana Hot Sauce or something? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either. Yeah. Okay, so it's Friday, and we slept in the girls. We had an employee there to help with us, and we had a Tennessee girl, Nicole. She was there to help.
So they got we got up and got outside like they had it up yeah they were already selling merch like it was which i love yeah that's very helpful um so and we did sleep in a little bit we did neither one of us was feeling great so we were very very slow to get up and moving yeah i don't even think we got out until like noon because like i think that's when you're supposed to start hosting the pool and stuff and so and and we have the merch booth set up so we had shifts so i had a shift in the middle of that so yeah it was good you hosted games i got in the pool a little bit um you know again everybody started showing up like after lunch like that one two o'clock um we ended up keeping like the merch didn't even open later like than four because there was just so many people there i think we kept it up until like five um how did your games go games went good the games were good so this will i will say the weather was perfect um everybody was in the pool uh so there was good it was good energy the music was going people were drinking uh we went around and did that we'd actually brought some of the um the whipped from by uh cardi b the vodka if we forgot to mention that that was a whole process looking for that but anyway uh lacy door dashed it because we went on like a three-hour jaunt looking for it um on wednesday i'm gonna drive in but uh she ended up door dashing it and that's just expensive yeah it's like thirty dollars it came i didn't realize but anyway so we were passing out shots of whipped cream um we did a couple of the games like the i think it was like you know you switch the bathing suits game and a couple it was good stuff yeah it was really good and like really everybody started showing up because a lot of people work on thursday so they like get there either like late thursday or drive in friday during the day so it was really it was nice to see like a lot of our friends go to splash so and we hadn't seen them since secrets most of them so yeah it was really nice to get to hang out and chat and i enjoyed it it was a good time agreed yeah Thank you.
them since secrets most of them so yeah it was really nice to get to hang out in chat and i enjoyed it it was a good time agreed yeah i didn't really drink i didn't really drink much the whole weekend i don't know if i drank it hardly at all i don't think i did just because i just felt like shit anyway and so like i had alcohol on it it just wasn't yeah daddy mike was still sick i think this is the morning he went to care yeah he did go to her so we determined he had strep throat but they gave him like shots and all this stuff so he would you know feel better um like 24 hours he wasn't contagious so he at least could have like some of a saturday conversation yeah so um so that was it i mean that was it really We went back to our room and rested we wanted mike wanted some soup so we ordered pf jane so we could get some soup why does it say i was snoring here i was snoring i woke myself up snoring i don't remember that i did well because i will mom it's like i had ordered food and i was waiting on doordash so i'm like holding my phone because at swinger events the door the doordash people can't come inside so i had to meet him out front so i'm like holding my phone like watching the doordash guy and i'm like so i i get up so i can meet him out there and i kept like dozing off and then i like wake myself up snoring i'm not a snorer was i, you were sleeping.
I don't snore. Which can tell you that I wasn't feeling good because I usually don't sleep every day. Yeah. And I don't snore at all. So like to me that tells me I wasn't feeling good and I was exhausted. Mike and Daphne came and ate in our room with us, which we quarantined Mike to the corner.
We put him in the cup chair chair yeah dan um tried to fuck daphne like normal yeah so this is part of the interesting thing is i don't think me and daphne have ever been at a swingers event together and not had sex multiple times yeah you had zero sex but this goes to show you how she is with her husband is he wasn't feeling good and i don't i I don't know why exactly exactly but I think she was hesitant to like go crazy, you know, like to have sex and like kind of be wild. She didn't want to be having fun while he was feeling. She didn't want to be having fun while he couldn't have fun.
Yeah. And so I just don't think she was like in the red headspace almost. So I was kind of messing with her. I didn't expect her to do it but But I was kind of trying to. And he was actually encouraging her to do it. But I think, again, she couldn't enjoy herself without him being able to enjoy himself. Not even like, not that he had to fuck somebody. But just knowing that he was sick and didn't feel good and wasn't really 100%. I think, you know, he just made it so she couldn't. So we ended up not having, you know, spoiler alert, we didn't have sex all weekend. Yeah.
Which I'm not very happy about. Yeah. Y'all are basically. I think you're equally not happy about it. Y'all are basically like broke up. Basically. Okay. So, and then after that, we got ready for the night. So, this night was glamour. And I had this dress that I've been trying to wear. Oh, yeah. I forgot about this too. Since like February. I bought it on Fashion Hub. It was just really pretty.
It was like a nude color with a really high slid on the side and it had these like glass they're not beads but they're like i don't know it was like glass something on there i don't know i would call them beads but yeah yeah basically it was like covered in glass essentially and i've been trying to wear just to wear it a hito and that was the night i got shit faced and missed it um so i was like perfect i'll bring i'll bring this and just wear it here but i had already ordered a dress for glamour so which was a purple dress and it was okay i mean it was my favorite but it it was fine i threw it in my bag which honestly i don't usually bring backup outfits like usually what i thought you were a professional like this i am but you know i i mean think about it like i don't normally bring yeah you're right i should keep like a black romper or something yeah because like that it doesn't matter what the theme is if something fucks up you can wear a.
I will say, you don't normally bring backups, but there's been several times where you've brought multiples. Yeah. In case you don't like one. Yeah, but usually I know that. If you're unsure about an outfit, you're like, ah, I think I like this, but I'm not sure if I'm going to feel comfortable enough in it that day, if I'm feeling bloated or whatever. Correct. So a lot of times you'll bring a backup to that outfit.
Like, for example, we're going're going to naughty new orleans i'm not super comfortable in my pineapple outfit so i have like three bottoms so depending on how i feel that day is the type of bottoms i wear but very rarely do i bring like an entirely separate outfit so but this night i had a purple dress as backup i put my dress on i asked dan to zip it up and the zipper braves yeah so the zipper like wouldn't go past the point and it wasn't like it was like because it was too tight or whatever it was like something on the zipper was fucked up right and then we finally got it up right and then i got it past that point but as soon as i got it past that point that was sticking the zipper split yeah open so then uh then we couldn't get it back oh the other way yeah so the zipper was at the top and it was open and we couldn't get it off and i couldn't shimmy it down over my ass because it's too wide because yeah because my ass is too big so so i was like we may have to cut the stress off of me and i handled it super well well.
You even said to me. I even said, yeah, because when the zipper wouldn't go up, you were starting. I could tell you're just getting a little anxious. And then when the zipper broke, I could tell you were anxious. And I can remember in my head, I'm thinking, like, she's going to lose her shit. Like, this is not going to be good. She's going to get mad or upset or not want to go.
Like, and you, I could tell you but you also weren't not okay you know i mean like you didn't freak out babe i'm a professional now no which is good i knew i had that purple dress and like i really didn't want to wear the purple dress but i knew i could if i had to so i text daphne i'm like 9-1-1 9-1-1 wardrobe malfunction we may have to cut this dress off me and she came and she was now me and her so now the zipper's stuck up it won't come back down so like me and her trying to like i'm pulling the zipper she's trying to like pull it together so i can try to like you know push it together so maybe it will it ended up the whole zipper like popped off yeah so i ended up just throwing it in the trash and wearing my purple dress which i felt i felt very um bloated the whole weekend i felt like i was retaining water i'm still retaining water for my surgery it's been about five months since it but i'm still very much retaining water i was also eating a lot uh not you know not eating home cooked meals just eating to go food a week on a cruise and a week at a resort like yeah seven days of drink i just i needed a good stay at home reset yes and i had not had that and so i just felt blah and i felt blah in the dress i mean like i knew as soon as like i was making the tiktoks i'm like people are gonna say i look pregnant because i'm just like the way the dress fit me the way i was just like bloated and sure enough they did but like i kind of knew that you know so it was it was fine look at this progress you're making i know look at me people are calling me pregnant but i was okay with it like well i knew it you know i could tell by looking at myself i mean i'm not an idiot i can look in the mirror and be like oh yeah there if i poke my belly out i look like five months pregnant so like obviously they're gonna say something but it was it was really it was okay it was fine there was nothing i could do about it so ended up you wore the purple dress i did and you look beautiful oh thank you so um we went to the club we made.
Aw, thank you. So, we went to the club. We made TikToks, of course, always. And then we went to the club. So much fun. My shoes hurt my feet. I had to change. But it was a great time. It was a great time. We danced. So, we were doing some very heavy flirting on the dance floor. We were. But who, though? Vanilla Swirl Couple, which if you listen to the podcast for a while, they've been around. I think they're official. They've been around for like a year. Oh, more than that. Their official name is Forbidden Fruit, which is kind of hot. We're not supposed to have them.
The Forbidden Fruit on Swingersinger society yeah but we've been referring to them on the podcast for the last year year and a half as vanilla swirl couple yeah and they're so sexy i mean they're they're about non-vanilla as you can get as a vanilla person right you and him have made out there's been lots of touching over the clothes i mean there's they're definitely not vanilla and that's why they're the vanilla swirl couple um but they're also have not been at a place where they want i don't know if they were they weren't on their far enough along on their journey where they want to do anything other than that yeah and our all of our friends have always been like super respectful of their boundaries and stuff we're always like y'all are such fucking such fucking teases.
It's always kind of a joke though. Yeah, it's fun. At some point you were like, hey, like after some very heavy petting and dancing on each other. We were basically soft swapping on the dance floor at some point. You were like, hey, do y'all want to go make a drink in our room?
i was like yeah and they were like yeah like at the heat of this like she's got her hands down my pants i got my hands down her pants you guys are doing the same similar things like we're grinding we're making out i'm like and i went to him not to her yeah like i went to him and i said hey you guys want to come back to our room and we can make a drink or something and he instantly was like yes he looked at me he's like yes i'm like okay and then they even like told our other friends like hey we're going back to danny lacy's room to make a drink and everybody's like oh because they everybody saw everybody's like oh he's like oh are you like oh have fun have fun good luck like come back and find us after you know so at this point i'm assuming like it's on like i didn't think we were gonna fuck no no no but yeah right like yeah obviously there's things you can't do on the dance floor yeah yeah so like we're going back to the room let's just see what happens yeah yeah i had no real expectations of what exactly was gonna happen correct correct it felt like something was going to happen yeah correct but me knowing them like i knew we would probably do a lot of stuff but like not probably not fuck yeah and i was totally okay with that i was okay yeah whatever they were okay with yeah okay so from my perspective we get to the room this is where i fuck up dan fucks it all up he gets to the room and he immediately starts taking his clothes off they take a viagra right in front of them he's like let me get a viagra he's like down to his underwear yeah and i look at her and she's freaking out and her eyes are huge and i don't really notice it i get and i don't know why i see her mouth to him it looks like are we really doing this and yeah and i'm like i'm like trying to figure out how do i like okay so immediately i'm like okay this is my underwear and i'm like okay this is not happening i've popped a viagra in front of them yeah you're like oh let me get my viagra i like jump in the bed and i'm like so guys what's the plan and i'm like trying to like communicate to you through my eyeballs and she looks at me and she goes so I guess we're not making a drink I was like oh son of a bitch I've misread this entire situation and then I was like okay so we're not doing anything because I'm like and Lacey's like panicking the opposite way so she's like no no no we're not doing anything damn put your clothes on like we're so sorry I'm like, okay, so we're not doing anything because I'm like trying.
And Lacey's like panicking the opposite way. So she's like, no, we're not doing anything. Damn, put your clothes on. Like, we're so sorry. I'm like trying to overcompensate from your like, like, I don't know what, like that, even like the most seasoned couple, like you're just like. Yeah, yeah. I'm like. I don't know. I don't know why I felt so comfortable to just do that. I don't. That was stupid. I apologize.
And you are soalant about it you're like oh let me take off i'm just used to like our friends when we go back to our room that's we just like okay we're fucking like get naked let's go like and not even that i thought we were gonna fuck them i just figured we were gonna play around you know do something and like you it's like let me get a bagger oh here's one let me get some water oh i'm about to take this let me take off my shoes like it was all very like theatrical like it was like a whole production way to go and i'm sitting there fully clothed i'm not taking shit off and i'm like yeah so yeah i'm like oh my god how do i save this um i say that to her i'm like uh we can make a drink like i like pant then i like instantly panic oh fuck i totally fucked this up yeah because like that was a huge step for them to come to our room you're you're right yeah yeah so like i was like oh this is not nothing the rail the whole thing so like what ended up happening was they were in our room for like four or five hours and we three hours maybe four hours yeah yeah um we like kind of like we stopped right we stopped she said that and we're like we stopped we're like oh hey like i am so sorry i just got naked in front of you yeah and you had your boxers on i did yeah uh i'm like but we don't have to we can whatever you guys want to do yeah yeah and it ended up being like a wonderful night we had like a lot of good conversations as far as like like why they were where they're at like what they were comfortable with kind of why they were you know felt like they needed to take things slow like it was just really really good deep conversation we ended up talking about kids i mean we had lots of good like literally everything you could think about we talked about like what is soft swap what is full swap what does that mean and we had a great night with them we did get it back on track uh a little but that was 100 because of them like we essentially like shut down and let them lead it you know like because once that happened we were like absolutely not and i was even still pretty hesitant once they were leading does that make sense because i just didn't want them to feel any pressure at all so i felt like again i was like overcompensating for the fact that you just got naked in front of them yeah well anyways we ended up talking for a good two hours or so yeah then at some point during the conversation she's like well can we do stuff but just not have sex and we're like yeah like you you tell us what which is really funny because we've done a lot of stuff and not with them you know that's what in my head i'm thinking like we basically have sop swapped with them do you think that because it was in public and it wasn't maybe it didn't that like there was no pressure because like you couldn't fuck right yeah maybe yeah which makes total sense yeah um but he was for me it was a really good experience i treaded very lightly like so anyway she asked that and we're like absolutely we can do whatever you feel comfortable with and she's like well you know i don't want to have penetrative sex but i'd be okay with you know what we explained to be a soft swap and she's like yeah i'd be comfortable with some of that um so it ended up we ended up soft swapping with them which was an amazing experience i can never you know we've talked about this on the podcast before like that new couple energy that like when somebody's experiencing something for the first time or, or for pretty early, you know, like they just have this like excitement and energy and aura and it's like, like feeds my soul.
It just feels good. I do think that we, and I'm not to toot our own horn, but there have been like two or three couples over our course that we've been in the lifestyle together that we've kind of done this with and i feel like it's been very good experience hopefully for them but for us i feel like we we work well together in those situations some couples can be very very pushy and i feel like we're safe for couples we take our time where you know we would definitely go at the pace of the other couple, no pressure, you know? So I just, I hope they enjoyed it as much. I think they did.
I know they did actually. Cause they've told us like quite a few times. Yeah. So we ended up soft swapping. And then after we were done soft swapping, we kind of went back to our partners and had sex. Yeah. Like parallel play. Yeah.
Which was super hot, you know know like some touching and stuff while we're yeah i mean just watching them fuck it was like it's like porn in real life it was hot yeah so that was a great and i don't that didn't finish up till two o'clock in the morning or something like that and it was really a great way for us to play because when we were not feeling a hundred percent like you know it's so it and it was more intimate it was slower pace it just it was kind of seemed like the right time it all kind of like yeah i'll say you know we for the last three four five years now we've always been saying like oh group play in big rooms and like a bunch of people and like like that's my play style and i you know and that's how we want to we love that and those are all all those things are true um but i will say there is something for a one-on-one couple you know a couple you really connect with behind closed doors when there's not 50 strangers watching you i think we could do a better job of like almost like stopping a smell on the red like enjoying those you know like especially if we were really connecting with a couple of like pulling away from the group and having that yeah i would like to have more of those experiences yeah i agree just and that's i just thought about that now quality you know does that make sense it's like a quality quality orgies over the years 100 but yeah you don't have all the distractions yeah so like group play is fun because you get to experience multiple people and a lot of times for us there's a lot of our friends there and we wouldn't have if we just went with one couple back to our room each night we'd miss playing with couples that we want to play with right just to be honest though that's true though um but i will say you know that one-on-one experience behind closed doors without all the distractions is probably a better quality as far as the time with that couple yeah yeah i agree all right and that's how we ended friday yeah let's move to saturday we will so again sucked in got the merch and we actually didn't even go out to one on i've got notes here we went out at one o'clock on saturday like we were we were dead yeah um i shopped all the other vendors so splash is like almost like a mini convention like a mini naughty in new orleans sort of so they have like several vendors there and they always have good stuff so i had to you know like life of spice was one southern swap upside down creations there's a few so i had to you know i had to make them around now i will say saturday was unseasonably cool it was it was like 70 degrees yeah i never even put my bathing suit on yeah and we were selling sweaters out of the the merch tent people were buying those two-piece black things uh and so it it was a different vibe because not most almost nobody was in the pool yeah but everybody just kind of like hung out and chatted you know and like that happened to us at secrets our last time you know one of the friday or thursday it's different than like a pool day but it still is a lot of fun um i enjoyed it so yeah we just kind of all hung out um the game on saturday was a lingerie is it a wet lingerie they did a lingerie contest and they did one with glow wear because that was a glow night yeah uh and it was sponsored by one of the companies that sell stuff i guess and then they the second they did two rounds one round was the glow round and the second round was wet or white outfits and then they sprayed them with water and typically they would like spray them with water but because it was so chilly they just kind of like made it rain on them like they sprayed the water up in the air and let it fall on them instead of like straight spraying yeah um but it was cute i don't know we've seen events do that that kind fashion show thing the thing for me is it takes so long it kind of kills well and that was the only thing they did that whole day right yeah i don't know i like that i just you know it took like 30 minutes and there's like you know not a lot of music playing you know like it kind of kills the energy for that period of time yeah i mean i was out there if you want me to be honest i was not paying attention like i saw it and remember seeing the girls in the white lingerie but like i was just carrying on conversations and stuff all the girls that participated were absolutely beautiful for sure that's very hard to get up there and you know kind of parade in front of everybody especially you know some of them was way outside of their comfort zone yeah um but they were all stunning and beautiful and i'm so happy that they did that um i just don't know for a pool party vibe if like a fashion show is the right mix for that for me but same i get it maybe you know the sponsors want to do it i don't know why exactly no i get it um so yeah i mean that was like pretty much saturday we just kind of hung out chatted it was there wasn't a i mean i said there was a lot going on there was a lot going on but it was tons of people but it was low energy was good but because everybody wasn't in the pool it just kind of was a little different yeah it turned more of into like a meet and greet social event than really like a pool party.
Yeah, correct. We went in and rested. We walked over to where this hotel is located. There is a Chick-fil-A and a Chipotle right next door to each other. And Dan is a huge Chipotle lover. Me, not so much. And Daphne barely can have pepper.
So her, much so me and her went to chick-fil-a while um y'all went to chipotle and then we walked over and met y'all so that's when we made if you follow us on social media we made some chick-fil-a tick-tocks of us like walking out with the lord's chicken which the one on daphne's page it went viral yeah it did and ours didn't do so well but hers did very well um so yeah we had mike was finally feeling up to being out yeah so he came out in public yeah yeah and um and then we went back and rested and got ready for dinner this night um theme was glow and i absolutely loved our outfits mine i had bought something from like it's called I Heart Raves and I didn't like it so I returned it and I just had to I just got a credit so I was like let me pick something and I happened to see this like body suit I was like oh that's perfect I'll buy that and it was glow and then what's funny is Daphne had reached out i was like what are you wearing and so i like went to the website to find a picture of it and that's i determined that they have the men's matching shirts that we were matching babe we were matching i had this cute my shirt matched your whatever that's called um it was a bodysuit your your ravey suit yeah um but yeah we made tiktoks we even made a tiktok with vanilla swirl it has not been posted yet though they and i think they they made it it's funny which i think is smart for them yeah they made it because they were kind of excited and they were you know what what happened the night before and they were probably but this is not the first time that friends of ours have wanted to make a tiktok that are not public right and we might have scared them because we're like, so you know like if we post this we'd have no idea yeah so they're like let's hold on to it for now yeah like it could have two thousand views or it could have two million and we've had we actually had a friend who when went viral Yeah.
He got in trouble at work. So, yeah, we all, yeah, they were in our room, which was a great sign from the night before. And so we all went to the club together and Daddy Mike finally got to go and Life of Spice was playing. So that was awesome. We were dancing.
It's like, especially when he's DJing, we try to make likeiktoks in front of him and next to him and stuff he actually got a little annoyed which i didn't blame him for so this was a glow night it was my fault it was actually dj sereno was on first which is another young kind of same energy as life is spice like the same kind of vibe so from him right into dj life spice then like life is spice gets on stage actually i actually got up on stage i was pretty much i emceed the pool party and i didn't emcee much during the club but i kind of emceed the like dj transition so i was like oh my boy life of spice everybody's like yeah and then he comes on and he starts playing and like you know again this has happened at secrets before too where like the crowd almost like stops dancing and almost like turns to him like he would at a rave or something like there it's more like he's putting on a show and then it really is like a dance club you know what i mean so that was kind of that energy people are jumping up and down and stuff and you girls want to do tiktoks and it's like one at a time they're getting on stage and getting next to him and making tiktoks which is is good he loves it his wife loves it i mean it's good promotion for them it's good promotion for splash so like i get it but he's like trying to mix and he's trying to like you know put it you know do whatever djs do and at one point in time he looks at uh mrs life of spice he's like y'all need to stop like you're fucking me up okay so it was my fault because i was not up there for any of any of the tiktoks i don't know where i went if i got caught talking to somebody or something and i walked up as they were finishing and i was like crap i would really like to get one and i was just gonna do it like on the floor below him so like he doesn't have to do anything but just his dj right but his wife pulled you up yeah she was like go up behind him i was like okay and he was like no more and i was like i'm so sorry i was like this is my fault yeah so i felt bad because i did you know one or two but like well there's so many of our friends there and so many of them were influencers at this one yeah 10 influencers there and so it was like you know they were making like 10 15 tech talks he's like okay enough get off the stage here.
Yeah, for sure. Which I thought was funny, but also like I get it. Yeah. Yeah, it was cute. So I felt bad though. So yeah, it was great. We danced. We had a great time and it was time to go to the playroom. We actually got recruited to go to the playroom. We didn't set it up.
So I will say, if you think back six months ago or even a year ago it was almost always us or particularly me who was trying to like herd the cats and go to play rooms i will say our friends now for the most part are doing all that on their own oh for sure almost every event and they're having like they're having daytime orgies and afternoon orgies and night orgies and 2 a.m orgies like this time like at five o'clock where we go and rest they're up there fucking they've surpassed us in their play schedule like i'm too tired for that shit you know like if you want to come to my room like it may be bend me over doggy style like me i could probably i could probably do that but like i can't go up there and do all that and then have to come right now like i need to rest need a nap need some food yeah yeah so anyway we got invited to one of the they didn't want to go to the big playroom because they didn't want to be you know have a crowd again yeah so this was like one of those dark rooms it was not all the way dark though it wasn't like a blackout room no but it was pretty dark in there i think it just had like lasers in it or something so we asked vanilla squirrel if they wanted to go and they were like yeah and we were like okay let's do it and we to our knowledge have never went to a playroom so remember at secrets they tried to go but they they had lingerie on and secrets only lets you wear robes or naked yeah so they didn't get to go to the playroom at secrets and so we invited them this time and they said yeah and they they actually were able to go so we got in there you set them up like on the end of the bed yeah so i put us between them and everybody else yeah so the way it was like a more shallow room so i put them on like four or five beds deep yeah four beds i put them on the last bed on in the like not the corner, but like towards the end and then put me and you.
So that way it wouldn't turn into like a big pile. I didn't want anybody to grab. Not that I was like, I wasn't trying to like keep them to myself. I was just trying to make them comfortable. And if they wanted to move and go over there, 100% go. But I knew that there was some uneasiness about being in a playroom. Agreed. Yeah. And it was super hot. Yeah. We soft-swapped again. We soft-swapped with that. Thank you. knew that there was some uneasiness about being in a playroom. Agreed. Yeah. And it was super hot. Yeah. We soft-swapped again. We soft-swapped with them.
With our friends watching this time. This time with all of our friends watching. Which is like another level, right? Yeah. Like it's like, you know, another step in the right direction. Yeah. We also had another couple. We did.
So there's a couple that goes to Truuffies like every weekend and their name is like bear cat and i've had a major crush on him for a year and um and she is i really like her too she is so sweet and she is kind of like built like me she's like a little bit taller she's you know like i i don't know there's something about her that i'm just like curvy like you yeah she's curvy she's got the hips she's got the ass she's got the tits like she's yeah and I just think they're I don't know I don she's you know like i i don't know there's something about her that i'm just like curvy like you yeah she's curvy she's got the hips she's got the ass she's got the tits like yeah and i just think they're a cool couple i've always they were so she was miss trapeze so yeah they went to hito as she was miss trapeze for the business and they're like all over trapeze social media they're public uh swingers we've partied with them several times more times yeah but we've never really got a chance to connect with them physically yeah and so we did which like in hindsight i feel like i gave him about 70 i feel like i gave her like 50 so like because like we not because i didn't want to but i just didn't feel good like i kind of feel like we need to redo with them i agree i think we said that that night yeah and then because like me and him fucked for not super long and then i was just kind of like done and same yeah and like he was sitting there like hard on i felt bad just kind of like southern swap on thursday night i was just like i just can't do anything with that yeah i struggle because i did not feel good all weekend and i'm used to being like the guy that's like let's go let's go let's fuck let's fuck oh you're done like oh you want to fuck like who wants to fuck next like that's usually my position in an orgy is like yeah kind of orchestrating and participating a lot of this time i was like i was like i need a break give me some water let me sit and watch yeah which is a weird you know there's something wrong with me if i'm sitting on a bed an orgy bed just watching yeah that's not that's not a position i normally find myself we ended up getting up and leaving and there were plenty of people still like our friends fighting we were just i think like we knew that we we had like a 20-day break after this so i think we kind of knew like what do we finish that saturday night playroom this was like we were done we had get our because we knew this was like our basically our only break the whole summer was these 20 days so we were just like okay let's go um but it was a great night in that playroom i did i really did enjoy the time with her and she's absolutely gorgeous i do hope we get another experience with them yeah uh as well as i hope we get another experience with them.
Yeah. As well as I hope we get another experience with the Forbidden Fruit couple. Me too. Formerly known as Vanilla Swirl. So after this, we end up back at Waffle House. I'm trying to remember who all was there. I know. Oh, I can't. I can't say their name because they're not public. One of the DJs was there. Serena.
Tara that works for us that's our good friend was there and a couple other people that we won't name um so we're sitting there eating we're having a great time and somehow we started talking to the table behind us do you know how like everybody there had splash bracelets yeah everybody in there was from from splash and We were just kind of laughing and joking and then yeah you ended up saying something to the table behind us so i was like yeah we were in here thursday night and this couple got in a huge fight and the girl goes yeah that was us and the husband goes no it wasn't no it wasn't she was like yeah it was us and i was like like i wish y'all could have seen my face i think the conversation prior to her like this happening it was like yeah we're a shit show like and lacy's like yeah speaking of shit shows there was a couple here thursday night that like we basically got in a fight with each other and i wasn't like she's talking to the girl who was the girl who got in the fight and she's like yeah speaking of shit shows you should have seen this couple the other night they were a real shit show let me tell you they were getting in a fight she wouldn't she left and he didn't pay for his food and he had no money and she's like yeah that was us and i was like no no no he tried to say no it wasn't and she's like y'all it was us and i turn around looking like that was them and i i'm like can i climb underneath this table like i was mortified all our friends are dying laughing and i'm dying laughing i just dropped my head like in shame there was nothing i could do there was no saving it there was no nothing so speaking of couples that are giant shit show you should have seen this couple the other night they were a huge shit show what i felt like such an asshole i wonder if she thought you knew it was her i genuinely i genuinely did not know it was her first of all i don't remember what he looks like at all and i barely remember what the girl looked like and you know again it's two o'clock in the morning we've been drinking it got really awkward really quick though i was like i'm so sorry funny we were all laughing i mean y'all i was trying not to laugh like too loud and we turn around and i'm like oh my god where can i hide can we leave and i'm thinking oh my god please please ma'am do not realize i have a podcast please i'm so sorry you know i've just i felt like such an asshole oh my god i felt like such an asshole so ma'am if you're listening to this i'm very sorry listen no judgment because i might leave dan's ass in a waffle house you never know you know it's it's not too far off the radar so speaking of shit shows i know man that couple the other night shut up they looked a lot like just like you but they were a giant foot in mouth and you saw them ish i mean like if they walk by me right now i wouldn't i wouldn't know who they were to be honest because again my back the way i was sitting in the booth my back was turned to them so like i was trying to peek over it's like to watch said shit show but i couldn't really see yeah so um see the funny thing we're sitting in the booth they were behind us so you turn to talk to her but i'm my back is to them so i can't see them as you're telling her what a shit show she was the other night yeah and then when she says it's us i kind of like turn and look i was like it took me a second i was like why are you telling because i thought like maybe she was saying like that could be us you know that was literally them but she looked familiar a little like i feel like you'd seen her the night before in the waffle house yeah making a scene yeah anyway i'm sorry i'm very sorry funny though is it made for a good story it did make for you um i'm very sorry about that Thank you.
yeah anyway i'm sorry i'm very sorry though is it made for a good story it did make for you um i'm very sorry about that but anyway then it was back back to the room to bed we got up packed again a huge shout out everybody all the swingers side peeps that came and helped us pack up i think we were we packed up and we're out of there yeah pretty quickly yeah and, of course, all the people at Splash, Richard, Bobby, spouses. I don't think you can say that. Again, thank you to everybody at Splash. It was such a good time, like always. I don't doubt them at this point. It's a well-oiled machine.
Yeah, so if you want to come and party with us at a Splash event, go to swingercity.net. We're going to Splash Houston, Splash Fort Lauderdale. So we've got more Splash parties coming down the pike. They're some of the best. If you're looking for a good hotel takeover, especially if you're in the Houston or Fort Lauderdale area, we'll be there.
We'll be emceeing the pool parties, maybe emceeing a little bit of the DJs uh life of spice is going to be there uh so you get you get the whole crew it should be a good time yeah swingerside.net get your tickets before they're gone yeah i don't even know if there is tickets right now but i'm assuming i think there is yeah all right all right so after this we're headed to nodding new orleans yeah are you ready for that yeah are you rested now you feel like you're recouped you're recovered you're ready to ready to get that freak flag back up yeah i mean we still got like five days before we leave which i'm glad that we have that but yeah i feel feel healed we but for the record we both went to the doctor we did not have covid we did not get strep throat uh we just had sinus infection and we're honestly just beat down yeah yeah so now i now have invisalign and a giant um scar on my neck so if you notice dan has a list on the podcast you can hear me kind of talking a little funny i have invisalign in there which is also like torture we don't have much time to talk about this but um what they don't tell you before you get invisalign and maybe they do and i just didn't pay attention but you can't eat or drink while you have these invisalign liners in anything but water yeah and you're supposed to wear them for 22 out of 24 hours of the day so basically it's forcing me to fast yeah so i'm doing like well i mean you could take them out and brush your teeth yeah but it's a hassle the problem is when you eat something and they stick to these they put things on your teeth that helps the liner stick to them and so every time you eat like food gets everywhere it's a whole thing but anyway you also had some skin cancer removed it was the second time that they had to go in um so i have about a six inch incision on my neck right now yeah from that like right where you're my neck's all bruised they took out a big chunk like yeah yeah it's like right where your collar so i feel rested and ready to go i don't know how much my teeth and my neck are ready to go yet though yeah but we got five more days we'll see yeah making out with people with these stupid invisalign things on is going to be well we made out the other night.
It felt a little weird though. Yeah. But we got five more days. We'll see. Yeah. Making out with people with these stupid Invisalign things on is going to be. Well, we made out the other night. It felt a little weird though. Not for me. Oh, okay. So if that makes you, yeah, I mean, so if that makes you feel more confident, the female probably won't notice. That I have plastic over my teeth? Yeah. I don't know how you don't notice that. Okay. I didn't. Okay, good. All right. Well, I think that sums up Splash. We had, but okay. I didn't. Okay, good. All right. Well, I think that sums up Splash.
We had a great time. Thanks to everybody that came out. Again, thanks to the hosts, to the whole Splash crew. They always do an amazing job. And we look forward to seeing you guys at the next one. Yep. All right. I think with that, in a world full of apples, I almost said it was a world full of pineapples. In a world full of apples.
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