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There had been a lot of roadblocks in our journey to sexual exploration at Naughty New Orleans. We're going to fix that. We're about to fix that. So kick me off on day two which this is thursday yeah and naughty so uh we slept in yes we had to be at our first thing at 11 okay uh which was lauren hayes who um is a swinging lifestyle coach that's right. She has. And she was teaching a class called Swinger What Ifs, and she asked us to be a part of it. We don't typically host classes at Naughty. I don't know. One, I don't think I'm a teacher. Well, you kind of are.
Two, two, not many people people go to the things i think some classes have a good attendance and some it's kind of hit or miss i would like to be on bourbon street hanging out with my friends um is that selfish maybe yeah i don't know we do enough um i feel like we're already stretched pretty thin so if we um if we taught more classes we definitely would have to like yeah right um and i don't even this year i don't feel like we were able to really do a lot of vermin street anyway so we would literally be able to do none so but she did ask us to be a part of this and of course we were like sure i, sure.
I actually really liked the class. I did, too. And there was probably only, what, maybe 12 couples that were there, so not a huge class. Most of them were brand new or pretty new to the lifestyle, and they asked a lot of good questions, and Lauren is just so good at explaining things.
Yeah, but I felt like we did a good balance between her educated answer and then like a real world our no bullshit answer yeah because she's gonna like say the right things like this is how she comes at it from like a i don't know i don't know what the white like like more of like a clinical right yeah yeah probably that's what it said yeah and i'm like oh just fuck it you'll be okay right she comes very educated and she has knowledge and she has studies she's very well well according to psychology this and that and then you're like wow that's really smart and then you're like but i just do it this way yeah well i think somewhere in the middle is probably yeah like a true answer you know not everybody's going to do it by the book but they're also swingers too so she also has experience but it was good it was very similar to what like what are a lot of our podcasts a lot of our tiktoks what if we're talking about jealousy yeah what if jealous insecurities yeah what if we get outed what if we don't like it what you know just all the what if questions and um i thought it was really good it was a good hour i enjoyed it i really did enjoy it i enjoyed it a lot more than i thought i was going to like yeah um it's good interacting you know the thing about the podcast is we talk about a lot of the same things we talked about in that class but there's no feedback you know i mean so in this we were having a really real time discussion with you know people that were in the audience and i enjoyed that well there was a couple of the couples that we a few of the couples that we met that we were able to kind of like chat with them throughout the week like we would see them be like hey you know so and we've talked about that like we've we've done speed dating where we've met people.
And even though we weren't, like, we weren't trying to, like, hook up with it, it was nice to know a familiar face. It kind of gave you reasons to talk to people. That is a good thing about going to classes. Yeah, so if you're somebody that kind of needs a little help getting out of your own way, going and talking and being in these classes and meeting people is a good way to. We'll help you connect with people. That's a good point. And even if you're not actively wanting to have sex with us, it's just nice to practice the skills because you never know.
You might run into somebody that you want to have sex with. There was more than two couples that I would have had sex with. It was attractive. I'm just saying people skills.
Learning to meet someone and say, because I have actually on Wednesday i had someone come up to me and i'm like how do you like mingle like and that's something we don't really talk about but like adults in the life so you have to put yourself out there you have to like go up and like we have like a whole class within a class like in a bourbon street bar on like how to talk to people like um so i think that that's what i meant not necessarily i wasn't saying i didn't want to fuck anybody in that room i was just saying it's good to practice that one girl that was kind of in the front there they're brand new yeah the one that wanted to go to the playroom yeah they were a good-looking couple yeah they'll probably listen to this and then we said.
We said you're hot. Yeah. That girl has. Okay, so after that class, we had scheduled some time to go over to the Nopsy to hang out with Life of Spice and Bella and Jace from Foreplay. We all have an OnlyFans.
We weren't making content like nobody was having sex and we weren't filming right we did take like some lingerie pictures with our boobs out and then we made tiktoks and then we just chatted you know because we we are sort of a few of the original ones on swing talk and so it's really yeah i mean three of the original four right yeah yeah or in malia yeah yeah um and the kylie of course um and then christina so um so it was it's nice to like chat with them um and just kind of have a little time so so it was a lot of fun and it was also another excuse like well not another excuse it was our first excuse to go over to the nopsy.
Last year, we never even made it over there. And so we really wanted to go. And that hotel is very nice. Yeah, that hotel, I actually, I think that hotel is nicer than the Astro. And the rooms were way nicer. It's a smaller hotel, but it's definitely more of like a boutique type hotel. I still think, given the choice, I'd stay in the Aster just because everything's there. It's like the hub. Yeah. But the Nopsy is not a bad, if you get put in that hotel. No, it's not bad. You'll have a nicer bed and a nicer place to sleep, but it's just not centrally located.
I mean, it's only a block walk, but it's just not the main hotel yeah and we got to see eye candy and their booth and all of that um after that we went to the beach it is a bar on bourbon street and cassidy throws a phone party there every year and it's like everybody knows you go to the beach phone party that's like the thing to do it is probably the biggest bourbon street party every year it's the one everybody talks about um you can kind of tell how big the parties are by how many people start lining up before you know so i think some of the parties open at noon and then some open at three o'clock and so if you go down there at 2 30 and you see a line of people waiting to get into a party that's going to be a good party yeah uh and the beach is probably one of the biggest um on parties each year at nani it is um and so we went and we were like 30 minutes late we usually like to get there right on time but we were 30 minutes late so our of course all of our friends are at the very front and trying to get from the door to the front was damn near impossible it was a struggle we managed though i just had to push people out of my way the fact that we were even able to do it is actually pretty impressive well yeah because one i just pushed people out of the way and people are nice you didn't push that you wiggled your way you didn't shove i didn't shove i was respectful but i was like hey i'm getting through here like i i like very proudly was like i'm going there you know to the front yeah and people well the funny thing is we hadn't even talked to our friends so it wasn't like they were like oh we're up front meet us there we just instinctively knew our group is always in front of the stage that's what somebody we met said we know where to find y'all when we come in you're usually right in front of the dj and that i mean that's it that's true for every party if we're if we're there like if we're actively in the ballroom or in the party room we're probably right in front of the DJ.
That's true. For every party, if we're there, like if we're actively in the ballroom or in the party room, we're probably right in front of the DJ. And Rockin' Ronnie was hosting it. He does it every year. But it was hotter than Satan's ball crap. Ball sack. Yeah. It was crazy hot.
I mean, it had to have been 110 degrees inside that it and i i wore one of those like halara type dresses like a tennis dress and i really wore it because i thought i've got you know it's got the shorts underneath i can put my phone in there you know i don't not it's easy and it it was probably like smart ish like i had a good theory, but it was very hot. All the girls had their like shirts off. And I felt like a grandma in her little like little sundress. Yeah. That was the problem is you couldn't take your shirt off. No. And it was so hot in there.
Like you basically needed to be naked or in a bathing suit. And the way, and if you're like, it's a foam party, wear a dress.
You don't really get in the foam unless you want to be in the phone so the foam is kind of isolated to a certain area of the club and we never really get it on us like it might get on our feet or you kind of have to walk through it to get in there but yeah so we tried to avoid it but it was so hot we even went to like at one point we went to the vip area and it was hotter in there with the fan yeah so that that party's uh sponsored by cassidy and and splash kind of hosts it and uh they had a little like vip booth up next to the stage and they're like oh come on up here you know they called us up there and they had a fan going up there i was like hell yeah the fan was basically i think that's why they called you up so Lacey could use the fan.
But it was basically blowing hot air. It was like standing in front of a heater almost. And we usually like get shit faced at this party. We dance. Like I've been on that stage butt ass naked. And I just, well, one, we didn't really drink much this whole trip.
And two, I just was too hot like it it was it was awful and at some point we just i was i think we had been in there for like an hour and a half or so it ended it it ended it was like three to six it was like five something and i was like i can't do with this anymore it was miserable and it was normally it is so packed in there you can't move and it was just so hot that like we were not definitely not the only ones so the story i guess the air conditioner had gone out and that's why it was so hot it normally is not that bad no no no air conditioner was out i don't they were saying something like it's fine you know it's stupid expensive to get it they have to bring a helicopter in the helicopter the ac off the roof and they have to get all these special permits from the city to do it and so like it just it's just a nightmare they're working on fixing it it hadn't happened yet yeah um i did hear that there was another phone party though did you hear people talking about it no i didn't hear i did i we we that was the only phone party we went to but i heard there was another one at some point i didn't know i could be wrong though um we went back to the room after that and um on this particular night they hosted a content creators like hour in the club before the club opened allegedly allegedly there was us and life was five and another sweet adorable they were they were very cute um they were not public.
I just don't think they cared. People knew they were swingers. They weren't like influencers or they weren't active on social media. But they said they had no problem. And that's basically what it was. If you don't mind your picture taking, you could come in there. Which last year, there was a documentary team there. And so there was a lot of people.
We must have had almost 50, 100 people in there the last the last time yeah i did find out that there was like an issue with the water at the nopsy and so i think that kind of took priority into the people that were working that normally would have allowed right so when we got there the doors were closed and locked and like so i think you had more people shown up they probably would have thought you know the doors were locked how do i you know we managed to kind of get our way we went in because we knew life's boss was in there so we and he was in there because he was doing a dj um sound check so we made two thoughts so it was fine it was fine um and then we went back to our room and um kind of reset uh dove diamond and her husband which we talked about them from the november they were on last november's bliss cruise she's also an influencer um she that her and her husband there so we went to our room because it was pretty early it was like nine o'clock and there was nobody really down there and we uh made a few tick tocks had a snack you know just kind of like hung out for an hour or so before no it's nice to get some time with them and take some pictures and make tiktoks yeah it was um and then after that we went back up this theme was out of this world which people were compute you know we've posted a few of those tiktoks from with that you know dub diamond and life's place and people are like where are you guys wearing well we all people on tiktok and instagram don't understand like this is a theme party like we're not wearing like this isn't an outfit you would pick to go out on a friday night to a bar like the whole point of like swinger parties is like to be eccentric like you know i mean yeah kind of be sexy but also be a little eccentric and if you dress a little silly like it's not like i think i look good it's almost like i'm dressing in theme and i'm being a little i don't even know eccentric i don't know how else to say it like there's like a temperature thing like most of your parties are very hot so like for a man to wear like full pants is no way unless you're going to like a club that requires it it just doesn't happen so yeah in our it wasn't a glow party but like some some people were in glow some people went like all out like their their outfits were really really good but alien has been a like a hot theme in the last yeah the last eight months yeah um there's been a lot of alien parties i'm kind of over it i'm not gonna lie but um we're just gonna keep going with the alien themes we got one or two more yeah we do um we have one in august so we went back to the party it was fun we danced dj love a spice played again um he was the second one again, I think, right?
Yes. So at some point we decided to go to Farmer and Mrs. K's room. While there was DJing happening? I don't know what time we went. Oh, I don't know either. Well, we went. So instead of going to the playroom, we decided to go to their room. Us, J-Dub, and them. It was a good little group. It was a good group. I very much enjoy fucking both those men. I enjoy fucking both those women and you.
All three of those those yeah like if i had to like pick like i mean that's an orgy but if i like there's some of my top on my if i had a roster there would definitely be some of my top on my roster who's on your roster like okay all right yeah you're probably breaking some hearts right now but i'm not saying there's other there's definitely other people but farmer fucks hard uh-huh he's got a good dick and i really really like that and jada fucks hard he also i feel very comfortable with him like i can say no do it this way or let's try this or i don't want to do that or yes i do or let's you know i feel very yeah there's a trust and a comfort level also has a really good dick so i just like that to me that was like a pretty good that's freaking line it was good yeah those are three good couples to get in a room together um uh and i also liked and we've talked about this a little bit on our last podcast that you know we went back to the room with um vanilla swirl but forbidden forbidden fruit is what we're calling them now um and that being in the room and not having to worry about everybody else what's going on like a play space was kind of nice that night it was nice they had a cooler full of drinks right i will say this was a similar experience so i love playrooms i love being watched but when you go back to a room and you have kind of this private space and like you said you have drinks a shower bathroom you have towels you have a shower um and you're not of this private space, and like you said, you have drinks, you have a shower, you have a bathroom, you have towels, you have a shower, and you're not worried.
Like when you're in a public play space, you kind of always have your guard up a little bit. If people come into your space, you kind of pay attention to that. People try to touch people, you have to react to that.
So there's always this kind of, you're not fully involved with what's going on because you kind of have your your peripheral vision is kind of always um engaged i liked this because you didn't have to do any of that yeah it was it was nice it was a nice little change um amazing sex um both definitely farmer and his wife but both couples are like marathon on fuckers yeah like we're like go hard for like if i learned anything in naughty me and you need to do more cardio i mean we need to start going to gym more we need to like go for walks or something we need to work on our cardio listen my vagina times this week when i was like our cardio is lacking my vagina can't handle it i'm gonna have to cardio my vagina because i can't i can help you i can help you with that but like they will fuck hours in the hour so you know this is just like i mean we were probably in our room for two or three hours but they're like this is just round one i'm like we had to tap out we had one point i just going back to our room and going to bed at one point i just put my clothes on so i was like i'm done like my vagina is still kind of broke and it's thursday of the following week after this so it's been one week but it was not i mean i think each one of us took turns with you know oh yeah from partner to partner to partner nowhere i think everybody fucked basically everybody that was in the room um there was good like dirty talk um there was squirting there was toys farmer put me in some sort of karate See you next time.
like dirty talk um there was squirting there was toys farmer put me in some sort of karate taekwondo you did say that afterwards you like i like that and i'm like he put me in a move he put me in a move and i'm like what does that mean you're like he put me in a karate move like he like wrapped his leg around my leg to like hold me down in a way which like somebody that it would be listening to this and be like what the fuck this it was hot as fuck and then at another point it was like essentially climbing up me like like fuck you yeah it was it was strangely hot there's no way he climbed you couldn't weight.
No, no. I think I was laying down. But he used my body to climb. What? How do you use somebody's body to climb? I mean like. Where was he climbing to? I think maybe I was half on the bed, half off. And he was coming up to look higher on me on me okay i don't know but he definitely put me in a move yeah the highlight for me from that night is um you and him and uh i don't know me and me and k miss k were on the other bed his wife farmer's wife and then you and j dub and miss j dub and farmer it was like kind of like an intermission area. We were all fucking.
And I said, hey, because we had been using wand and stuff. And I think all the wands were on your bed. And I said, hey, is my wand over there? Yeah. And you're like mid fuck with Farmer, I think. Yeah. Or one of them. I don't know which one. It might have been J-Dub's. And you're like, yeah, it's right here. And you grab it and toss it.
It's a mini a mini wand so just f y and you toss it across the room as you're being fucked and i'm fucking k and like still stroking and fucking and here comes the one like the perfect arch we're in sync babe it comes right to me in front of me i grab it turn it on and start like using it on her clit without like a power there was no stopping like there was no pausing there was no stopping to catch it was like we could never do that again hit the power button vibrator on her clit and did not miss a stroke what i didn't miss a stroke and i don't think you missed a stroke and like i'm not a very good no you things.
Somehow I grabbed it, tossed it. I'm surprised you didn't, like, peg me in the face with it. Like, that would be what I would have expected from that. Yeah, that was. I didn't know you were going to throw it, but I also get that you didn't want to stop what you were doing and, like, pass it to me. So, like. But it was, like. Throwing sex toys. I can replay that in my mind, like, slow motion. Like, just kind of you, like, arching it. Me catching it. And, like, bzzz.
That was, you know, that's, like, some porn star shit right there's like some porn star shit we got done like everybody stopped and talked about it they're like what about that throw what the fuck was that um i thought what you were i thought you were about to tell the condom story uh-uh that's what so this is this night as well that was that same night yeah yeah all right so i don't know this was like intermission time so like farmer takes a lot of showers so like he was in the shower he's very that's very so like me i'll go to the bathroom and kind of like rinse my dick and then towel and towel off yeah he just gets in the shower like he's like he doesn't rinse his dick in the sink he like showers in between partners which is even more considerate like it's that's genius that's what you should do because you're not spreading bacteria you're showering you know that's how you stop utis stds hopefully you shouldn't have them because you're tested but you know just in case like very very smart so yeah he showers off in between um so me and and miss k his wife are fucking and you and him were fucking and he gets up to go i guess you guys were taking a break or whatever and he gets up and goes and gets in the shower um so i stopped fucking his wife and i go and i turn to you and i'm like hey come here i want to fuck you now and so you were like okay and so you laid down on the bed and then i take the condom off i think i might even want to run stop real quick and i come back out and I start fucking you.
And then what happens? Well, okay. So, me and her kind of look alike. There's a few of our friends that we could be mistaken for each other. Especially from behind. Right. Similar height. Yeah. Similar hair. Similar body curves. So, I'm laying there. Dan's fucking me.
And I see him walk up and i'm like a little confused because it's not like registering but he's like we just fucking with no condoms i don't know exactly what he said but it was something like no condoms i think he said yeah something like hey bro yeah are we just fucking with no condoms now or like what's up with no condoms there was something about the fact that dan was fucking without a condom but it took me a minute and i will say the way he said it it wasn't like he was aggressive but not like there were some aggressive undertones yeah right so it wasn't like i want to beat your ass and like fuck you motherfucker this is serious but there was like some serious maybe a little bit of aggressive like hey bro are we fucking without condoms now yeah you know kind of a little tension in the voice and you're like i think you're trying to figure out look that and i thought i'm like is he joking like ha ha ha like i don't wear a condom with my wife like and then i look up and i it dawns on me what like so i didn't even have like i was kind of like flabbergasted yeah and it dawns on me that he doesn't realize he doesn't he thinks i am his wife and i was like no no this is my husband and i'm like grabbing your chest like this is you know he comes up right like close to me yeah like you know not like i don't think he was trying to fight me we're not missionary but had he gone violent he was within an arm for each other yeah and we weren't missionary because dan was like you were laying on i was laying on my back but down standing off the bed and so i'm like no no this is my husband so lacey literally reaches up and kind of puts her hand on his chest is like yeah no no no that's that's my husband so he thought i was his wife and he thought dan was fucking his wife without a condom and then like as soon as i said that he like looks at me and it's like we all kind of like figure it out at once and we're like he's like oh shit instantly embarrassed oh yes and we laughed so hard about it and i thought it was so cute because like dan was like you know i think i respect you a little bit more now he's like i love that you like stood up for his wife you stopped you know because i'm not gonna lie there have been times where we like left the room and dan was like were you fucking without a condom and i was like absolutely not why and he's like oh i didn't see you know or he like you looked over and he didn't or or vice versa there were times where maybe i wasn't a hundred percent especially early in our earlier days now we're very vocal about it.
Everybody kind of knows us as, like, the condom police. But there's been times where we left the room, like, did, you know. So, anyway, after this all happens, we all have a laugh. He was embarrassed about it. And he was so apologetic. He's like, oh, I'm so sorry, man. Because, honestly, it kind of ended our little fuck session. We had to stop and laugh about it. He's like, oh, I'm so sorry. I feel so bad.
Like, I stopped, you know, you know you from fucking your wife like that's so fucked up and i was like it is okay it's a hundred percent okay because like i'm glad you reacted that way and you react he didn't react like he came across firm and maybe a little aggressive but not like he didn't come out swinging you know it could have been a lot worse you know like um i'm like no i respect you from was like what this is serious yeah what i'm saying is important you know and no and even the next day he like was still apologetic because we didn't get to spend a lot of time with everybody the next day and when we saw them that night he's like i've been thinking about that all day like it's really okay but it was a super hot like orgy night like there i mean i guess six people is technically an orgy It's like on the smaller side But it was hot That's the kind of fucking that I like Where you fuck a little you rest You fuck a little you rest Well there's no resting with them Like me when you start resting And she'd start sucking my dick Or she'd'd be like, you just lay there.
I'm going to get on top of you. Yeah, yeah. They would not stop. They're all. I'm not complaining. Yeah, I'm not complaining about it. I'm complaining. I'm not. My vagina can't handle that much sex. If I need to take a little breather and you want to get on top and ride while I take a drink of water, go for it. I'm game any day of the week. Yeah, me too. Because I don't do that at home. I just bend over and take it. That's right. So that sums up Thursday night. That sums up Thursday. All right, well, we ain't got much time. We got two more days to get through.
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We love our sponsors. We do. We'd like to thank them each individually, but we just don't have time. We don't. There's too much to talk about. So let's get into Friday. Yeah, we got to get this in. Yeah, get it in. We had scheduled the drag show brunch. It was burlesque and drag show just to do something different. I've seen it every year. They email you and advertise it.
So I had asked J-Dub if they wanted to go with us because I i've always wanted to do it so we went ahead and booked that probably back in april uh so we had to get up and go to that i will say i was not disappointed in the performers they were wonderful but like overall i wasn't like it wasn't disappointing i guess that's not the correct i wasn't wowed though yeah it was okay yeah i would honestly i would do it again probably though so that tells you something but i guess if i'm comparing it the only other real drag shows i've been to is the ones that secrets and that was i would say probably a smaller crowd and kind of more low-key but i thought the dancers and kind of the show part of it are probably more lively and more entertaining if you know if that's the thing i was really i was really excited about breakfast to be honest with you i couldn't wait i was like we're gonna eat waffles it's gonna be so good and like i just felt like the food was like yeah the food was meh the entertainers were good but again they were good i think it was the layout more so than the entertainers we were all kind of spread out so.
So they were literally like running around the ballroom. And so I think. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like they spent half the time just collecting dollars, not really dancing. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know. It was okay. Yeah. I was really looking forward to breakfast because I had been trying after like that first night. I was trying to eat pretty bland.
And so like i was pretty excited about some like eggs and and pancakes and stuff and it just was okay i don't they had pancakes they didn't yeah no it was eggs it was like those powdery it was like a normal crappy like hotel breakfast yeah um we only stayed halfway through which we knew we were gonna have to leave early because when we booked this, we had no idea of the naughty schedule. And the schedule came out and they do a industry tour. So basically you go on a tour, a walking tour with the owners of Naughty New Orleans with other industry leaders. So club owners. Event. Owners.
Organizers. Influencers.
of naughty new orleans with other industry leaders so club owners um event you know influencers influencers uh advocacy people like so it was pretty good so we walked around we got to see where some people lived we went to back to the nopsy got to go to colette yeah colette john and jackie brought us over to club club and kind of gave us a tour and talked about some of the history behind Club Colette and kind of talked to when Katrina happened, you know, the whole downstairs of the club was underwater and how, you know, Naughty kind of helped and stepped in and helped them get cleaned up and organized.
It was basically like, let's, it's like a, together let's work together like powwow essentially it's motivating yeah very much motivating and the owner of naughty got married that same weekend which can you imagine like an hour after yeah god i can't imagine getting married in the middle of an honor but he did so it pretty good. We got to enjoy that. That's a highlight. We typically do a lot more industry meetings. I feel like we didn't do as many as I would have liked this trip. Yeah, I'd like to participate. I like to keep my finger kind of on the pulse of the lifestyle.
And I really do think that industry leaders, so club owners and event takeover group leaders and stuff like that, are kind of leaders in a lot of way you know like each one of them been doing it a lot longer than us we can learn a lot right yeah yeah being around them hearing their stories hearing you know their visions hearing you know what's worked for them what hasn't worked for i mean that's the invaluable part of us going to event like not in new orleans is being able to interact with people like that. Same with Bliss Cruise.
I mean, you know, when we go on Bliss, we get to interact with some of the owners and organizers of that cruise. And that's invaluable as well. It's kind of like we're trying to be sponges and soak up all their knowledge and just kind of take in. I feel like a lot of the classes that they taught for industry people were at times we could not get there. There was so much going on. So I think if I had like a regret from this is that I wish I had more time so I could do all of it. Yeah.
After that, we went back to the room for a few minutes and then we got called out to the iCandy Bourbon Street Party. We were done.
We were like, okay, okay that was great we'll just relax get catch up on a little bit of work and then we'll go to the night party and then eye candy's like where's you guys at you guys gonna get out here and they were they were hosting a takeover on bourbon street and we love um we love eye candy we love um the owners of eye candy and what they stand for so we definitely want to get out there and support them a little bit and they've also speaking of like working together they've been kind of like i don't know if you call it mentors but definitely like a sounding board or somebody that we can bounce things especially for our secrets events yeah and so anytime they always come out to support us if they can and we try really hard to come out and support them if we can so we were like we looked we looked at each other, right?
We got to go. We got to go. So we went and we ended up being out there for a while. I ended up standing on the balcony and throwing beads at people and yelling for people to show me their buttholes and watching bums fight.
Y'all, there was this poor guy and he obviously was struggling with mental health but he was it was hard to watch but it was still fun i mean minus the bum situation like i gave him five dollars um yeah we're laughing but you just you had to see it yeah i can't even explain it like a little bum little bum fight brawl thing that happened in the middle fighting in the street they were blocking traffic it was not something that you normally see there was like in new orleans they their weapons one was using like a strand of beads the other one was using what stick or something it looked like like a cane that you use if you're blind but i don't know you can't make this shit up okay so uh we threw beads we chatted you know it's good we actually got to hang out with the owners of eye candy for 20 30 minutes you know for an hour or two which never happens never um you know at our event you know they've come out to our events we've probably seen them for five ten minutes the entire time they're at our event so being able to kind of hang out with them have a couple drinks with them and talk and that was really nice yeah so we headed back at this point we are like drenched in sweat it's it was so hot there but we knew we were about to go do the sexual freedom parade so we essentially just like sat there and kind of cooled off long enough to put a new set of clothes on and go out there was really no point in showers so if you've never been to naughty um will you explain the sexual freedom parade the sexual freedom parade is something they do at naughty in new orleans every year um and it's they basically kind of march through new orleans they can't do bourbon street anymore i guess they used to um and it's anybody that is okay you know being open and being public you don't have to be public to march in the parade but there is the chance that you know a picture could get taken and posted somewhere put somewhere because there's random people on the sides of the road taking pictures there's sometimes there's media there that's taking pictures and video um but you we all dressed up in our pineapple wear um they had several floats and you just kind of parade through new orleans um we always do our our flags our our pineapple pride flags our swimmer pride flags whatever you want to call them we pass them all out those are those pink flags with the upside down rainbow colored pineapple we pass those to everybody that's in the parade.
I feel like every year the parade is getting a little bit bigger and bigger, which kind of tells me people are more willing to put themselves out there. But it's nice to see. I mean, there's police there. There's people on the sides of the street that line the sides of the street. You know, they're cheering and clapping, you know, they all know you're swingers. So that there's something about random strangers that don't know you, recognizing that you're a group of swingers and then like celebrating with you. That's kind of empowering.
Yeah, it is one of my favorite experiences from the lifestyle period, like outside of sex.
um it's very like i don't know what the correct word is but it there's something about walking in this parade um yeah it is and when people have never done it and they get to come and be a part of it they they always have the same reaction bella and jace this was their first naughty like she was like i wasn't tearing up she's like I feel emotional I don't know why last year hump day quickies did it for the first time same thing that they said is yeah I feel emotional I'm not sure why so um we line up and we pass out the flags and this is where I saw the majority of people wanting to take pictures and I think it was just because I was out there I was greeting people it was to the point where I barely could even hand out the flags um I was taking so many pictures and stuff which is again very strange it it doesn't even seem like I should say that out loud that it feels that way but at one point Bob who is one of the owners of Naughty coming to grass and he's like hey I need y'all so I'm like okay Dan come, Dan, come with me.
And I start walking, and I look back, and you're not there. I didn't realize what was happening. And I kept like, and this is like, there's so many people out there. And I kept, finally I got you. And I'm like, come with me.
I didn't know where we were going, but I knew if Bob wanted us, we're going to where to where he was taking this we ended up getting on a float which is the first time we've ever rode in a float so instead of walking they put us up on one of the floats yeah um which is like the first year i brought my tennis shoes too and so i was prepared to walk this year um it was a lot of fun being on the float it was very high pace like i because i felt because i was throwing beads i was trying to pass out flags i was we were trying to take pictures and take videos so we had you know stuff to post um it was very high paced it was high paced it was a lot of you know when you walk you're like oh my god how many miles are we going to walk in this thing on the float i thought i felt like you blinked your eyes and it was over.
Yes, it was so fast, but it was a lot of fun. I had a lot of fun, and I'm very appreciative to ride the float. That was really nice. Really cool. And then we got done. We took some pictures of us and Bill and Jace and then accidental swingers. They were there. We took pictures with them. It was a lot of fun. It was. We were drenched in sweat. We were disgusting by the time it was over. Just like throw. I feel like I was working out. Like back to that whole cardio thing. It's not like where you're throwing the beads. You had to like open the bags and like undo the zip ties. And then like, yeah.
And then like, you know, beads all get stuck together. And you're trying to untangle them and throw them. It was a lot. It was a lot it was fun though so after that we went back to back to the aster regrouped showered got ready this night's theme was pineapple wear and we really saw a little bit of everything some people were dressed down down, some people were dressed up. It was kind of across the board. Life of Spice was actually playing at Colette that night. And he was doing like an 80s, 90s. Back to back, they call it. Yeah.
And so pretty much all of our friend group had decided that we were going to go to colette to support him but we wanted to at least walk down to the esther kind of like walk through as secrets was throwing a party we wanted to just like kind of be a part secrets was in i don't know the edm room or the main bottom that night yeah yeah so we did that for 20 minutes or so and then we walked over to colette yes and that place was packed out it wasn't this if 400 people were there it was i mean from the door to the you couldn't walk i mean you had to as soon as you got in the door you had to kind of wager i mean it felt just as busy as like the beach party did yeah it was insane they were packed in there they were um but i kind of like got a spot right in front of life of spice and i just didn't move yeah we basically fought our way to the dj booth and then kind of yeah just stayed stationary there which was nice because the bathrooms and everything were right there oh it was very nice and there was like a couple other girls they'd kind of done the same thing so we got to hang.
And then, like, our friends were around. But people very quickly started dropping light floss because it was that hot in there. People just couldn't, like. And the dress code. So at Colette, you had to wear pants. And so, like, you had this pineapple, like, short suit set on. So you changed and put your jeans on.
So I can't imagine how hot you were it was it was hot yeah which i noticed there was men in there and just their underwear so i don't know if you just need to get through the door with pants on and then it's i don't know i don't know exactly or they relax it was naughty so maybe yeah they were letting things fly but i was good uh i'll say you know life spice crushed it oh and he was like so cute like you could tell he was having fun like he was dancing but it was good. I'll say, you know, Life of Spice crushed it. Oh, and he was like so cute. Like you could tell he was having fun.
Like he was dancing and it was cute. Well, I will say, you know, thinking back to a couple of years ago when he first started DJing big events, he was always so nervous. He would have to like go like take a mental health break before an event.
And then after he would like over like analyze everything and think he messed up and we were like, are crazy you did so good right so seeing him that relaxed in that big of a setting and then like he you know him and dj majestic were doing that back-to-back thing without getting too much into it it's basically they're switching song for song they're switching from one dj to the next and so they're you know that's hard to do in sync and all that stuff and so it's a lot of pressure on the djs and you know they they a few of the the blends got messed up a little bit but they didn't it was just fun for them well you probably know that because you're like learning dj stuff me as a listener no clue no clue at all um i didn't notice anything it was fun i love that music so it was a blast for me yes but at some point we just was like well like it's too hot we need to go so we kind of gave them hugs and they got it i think a lot of people were starting to kind of bail out because it was so hot in there uh but so we start walking back so there's three couples us which is just random we're like hey we're going back to the aster and then farmer and miss k we're like we're going back to the aster we'll walk with you we're like, hey, we're going back to the Aster.
And then Farmer and Miss K were like, we're going back to the Aster. We'll walk with you. We're like, okay. And then B and V, which is a couple we've known since before the podcast, before the lifestyle. Yeah, before we ever, no, we knew them in the lifestyle, but before we were ever public. We met them on SLS years ago. Yeah. Would I say before the lifestyle? Yeah, you said before the lifestyle. I meant before the podcast.
Yeah yeah so we're walking and she's like i need to get my tennis shoes or my sandals and she's like so can y'all want to come up y'all want to get a drink it was like that situation like it was kind of a redo of the vanilla it was so we get up there and i just immediately take my clothes off and then like But and then like but it wasn't just us no we get up to their room so they were like hey you guys want to come up and of course we did the oh you want us to come up like ha ha ha like oh you want us come to your room hey yeah and like i felt like everybody was like we're gonna go fuck like yeah that's i thought we were well everybody's been like so for a long time we've all been friends for a long time we've all fucked before yeah so i felt like this was like a no brainer you know so we get up and i like immediately just take my stuff off and then like farmer's taking a shower k's in the shower i shower you shower and i got in the shower with miss k and i realized that like neither one of v and v are not in the shower and this is their room everybody's naked but them and so like and she's using the bathroom and she's like i didn't know we were doing this or something she's like and i was like oh so i'm trying to tell y'all without being like hey i think we misread this yeah i didn't want to be like hey guys we misread i'm like i'm trying to like give you the eyes you know without saying anything and i and i kind of whisper to cat i'm like i don't think this is happening like what we think you know so so then i just like i'm like fuck it i'm out of my pineapple outfit you know the fishnets are off i'm not putting that shit back on well i didn't know if we were gonna fuck at the club and i didn't want to have to put all that back on so i threw like some comfy shorts and a t-shirt in my bag so i was like fuck it i'm putting this on yeah and so in all that conversation something that had come up is um um farmer didn't have his viagra he didn't have his you know so he's like oh shit my stuff is over at the hotel then we weren't quite sure of what b and v they didn't seem to be quite so i like use that i'm like let's go get your stuff let's go back to you let's go back to the other hotel to your room so we can get your stuff and then like i don't think we he didn't have his condoms so it was kind of like we didn't have even to fuck we didn't have anything necessary that we needed so we were like trying to give out so basically we're like okay well we'll go back to your room instead so you can get all their stuff and then if we want to play there we can play there but then as we're walking like she's she's definitely giving mixed signals because she's like are we fuck it you know like things had been like things were being said right so i don't know what was happening it was all very confusing so we get back i think i don't know i don't know they didn't seem to be like 100 in but they seemed like a little bit in yeah they seemed like 30 in and like maybe they weren't communicating i don't know or maybe we weren't communicating with them i don't fucking know it wasn't happening i'll tell you that so then we're like she's like i want to dance well i'm in like cotton shorts and a t-shirt you're going to change out of your outfit and i'm like i mean honestly i wouldn't have cared i would have win but i was like well do y'all want to go and like meet us i'm like again just like because we're going to fuck yeah you guys can come and i'm sober so like i had had no alcohol at this point at all that day right so i'm like and not everybody's sober i mean they're not shit face But I'm like, I'm like trying to be the logical one.
Anyway, long story short, we get to the room they came with us so we basically told them like hey if you guys want to go dance for a little bit and then here's the room number if you guys want to come up we'll probably be up there fucking for a while like you guys want to talk about it like figure out what you want to do like then you can come up like we gave every single and they came up they came with us straight to the room right so it's very much like a for us and farmer and k but at first at first they got naked and it kind of took them a while to warm up yeah yeah no but like very at the first it was very much like a four-way like we were swapping and seven like and then she kind of got a little involved and then he got a little involved and then next thing you know they're they're leaving yeah they fuck i mean they they joined and fucked for a little bit and then they're like hey we're gonna go you know check out the party they had friends or something down there waiting on them and they're like okay i think that farmer had a crush on her oh yeah i mean she I mean, she's beautiful.
Well, she's beautiful, obviously. But like, his wife had told me that he had been like. Oh, trying to fuck her? Yeah. They got their little moment. Yeah, they did. So, I was happy for him. You fucked her a bunch of times. I didn't actually fuck her that night. I know. Were you a little sad? A little bit. She could suck good dick. She can suck good dick. Yeah, if you remember. We got in a fight about this. I think it's on the podcast. Is it? Maybe, I don't know. Yeah, at one point. One time you were like, ooh, she didn't suck the soul out of me.
The first time we fucked them, you were like, how was that? I'm like, she sucked the soul out of my dick. And Lacey was like, you got a little. I got a little jealous. But that was, you know, like we've came a long way. We didn't have like a dog drug out fight or anything. Now you'd be like, V, suck the soul out of his dick.
Yeah, I feel like doing it let me i'm thinking can you do it for me you got this girl well we but that comes with time you know that's it's a learned behavior you have to learn how to process those emotions and so and she's awesome and you know i had to learn have a little trust there but yeah so sorry you didn't get that. Yeah. But we had an awesome time. Then what happened? You had anal sex. How do you feel about that? I felt great about it, honestly. Here's the. So, anyway. That was so wholesome. I felt great about it. So, B and V leave.
And then we basically do night two of the marathon fucking with farmer and miss k um and we do all which is basically like wednesday night he's probably climbing you like a wall again he's probably putting you in some kind of karate move i'm fucking her she's fucking me she's on top of me she's and then at some point she looks at farmer and she goes is it okay no idea what they were talking right she looks at him and she goes is it okay and he's over there having his time of his life with you and he goes yeah it's okay it was pretty hot and then she looks at me she goes do you want to fuck me in the ass and i was like yes yes i want that you did not hesitate are you being serious is this a real question has anybody ever said no to that question apparently that's not something they do with just anybody it has to be the right situation which i get that as a female i don't want to see anybody fucking me in the ass yeah yeah and so then i fucked her in the ass yeah and then at some point while i was fucking while I was fucking her in the ass, she said something like, I want you to destroy me.
Or something along those lines. And in my head, I'm thinking, you have to destroy her now. Also, in my head, I'm thinking, I might pass out right now. Really? So, part of the, if I had to, the issue was, when I got consent to fuck her in the ass, this after an hour and half of already fucking yeah you're like i'm already it's also i'm already wore out i mean it's also probably like 2 30 in the morning yeah during the morning we've been fucking for an hour and a half i'm half dead already yeah but then i get this mission that i want it was really hot really hot.
She's like, because she was like dirty talking. Like, fuck me up. Oh, it's so big. Oh, my God. It feels so good. And yeah, fuck me up. Break me. And I was like. Oh, it was hot. So I was very conflicted. Because part of me is like, this is the best night of my life. This is amazing. This feels so good. I'm going to give it to her. Like, oh, my God. And she does like.
And part of me is like, if I don't get a drink of water i might have a heart attack and die and honestly one of my favorite things about this couple is they fuck hard and me and you fuck hard and a lot of guys and rightfully so especially when you're first hooking up with somebody they want to go like kind of gentle because they don't know you and they don't want to like break you and so they're not going to fuck you like they fuck their wives and there's been a few times that i've had to say like fuck me harder you know or something like that and so but not them no not them not him i will say that's probably the most best, hardest anal sex ever.
Most girls, when they let you fuck, I've fucked you in the ass twice maybe. And it's always like, oh, go easy though. And it's like, anal sex isn't really that great because it's like, I don't really get to fuck you. You know what I mean?
Like, I get to pretty much stick my dick in there, my dick in there moving around for a minute and then pull out like that's most of my anal sex experience with people with her it was basically full-on pounding like full sex like full full sex mode that's how it was hard to watch i was proud i don't know if i've ever done that like that at that i don't think there's not too many people that will let you do that to their to their their bum hole not this girl and so cheers to miss k thank god yes thank you for giving my husband god there's people like that that special gift i appreciate you i applaud you let's do it again yes please he is down for it you just let just now that's pretty hot though i that this is the night i basically was like i'm putting my they're like that was around one i was like i don't know what y'all are talking about i'm putting my clothes on like i'm done like i was pretty done the girl is tapping out like and this is like the internal struggle right like on one hand she's saying fuck me in the ass some more on the other hand i'm like i can barely like lift my leg right now like you know i mean this is why we need to do more cardio like i don't ever want to be in a situation again where i'm like i can't fuck you in the ass i'm too tired that's not something i ever want to tell i don't mind watching y watching.
Y'all just go to town. I need to go to the gym more. More cardio. Okay. Okay, we got to get to Saturday because we are running out of time. Let's do Saturday. Okay, so slap in. Literally when I woke up, everything on my body hurt. And keep in mind, I was completely sober the night before. I'm not hungover. I'm not. You just got ninja'd to death. Yeah, I got it. In the bedroom. Everything. You got jiu-jitsu'd or karate chopped Thank you.
completely sober the night before i'm not hung over i'm not you just got ninja'd to death yeah i got in the bedroom everything you got jiu-jitsu or karate chopped i got something climbed like a tree yeah whatever that means i don't know i got something i mean listen it was worth it you know i'll take it but literally like when i woke up i was like oh my god i'm too old for this i'm too for this shit i mean need my icy hot so uh we have to be i knew saturday was going to be our busiest day it was the last day i wasn't mad about it because i was like let's just go hard let's just knock everything out we'll worry about it tomorrow let's just let's just get this get this day done um we were hosting our bourbon street party on saturday so it was swing nation swinger study bourbon street party it was at the boot scooting rodeo and so we had to be there like i think they said they were going to start like their workers get there at 10 we can come anywhere between 10 and noon however long we needed to get set up we We showed up at 11 yeah we got there 11 and we got everything set up we were so much more prepared than the year before this correct so if you go back and listen to last year's naughty we there was a confusion on the time we ended up showing up late well we know we showed up late yeah um but then we had another thing we had to get to like the times ended up overlapping so we were only there for like 30 minutes or an hour and basically like showed up gave away all our swag but we had like triple confirmed like we asked for the owner or the manager's information so much better and it went off so much yeah um it was a little bit slow starting out because really the three o'clock party's where it's at yeah it really is because at noon people are going to get lunch and then they start trickling in and it you know by two one thirty two o'clock it's the party yeah it's it's busy um and that's exactly what happened uh you know probably the first hour to 45 minutes pretty quiet pretty quiet people started um yeah but it was fun we did uh dj love a spice was there playing country music playing country music it was like techno country um a few people were not happy about that but yeah a couple people complained because it was a country bar but it's he did play some normal yeah a few songs it's fine we can't make them all happy oh but we passed out goodies we had lots of giveaways we did naked hula hooping yeah people like that yeah so you would get prizes for basically if you came up on stage and took off your clothes and danced we would give you a t-shirt or prize we'll give you a prize we did a game like where you click we party marks game you gave me permission you gave me consent to use this where you basically like click you a prize.
We did a game like where you click. Party Mark's game. You gave me permission. You gave me consent to use this game. Where you basically like click like a counter. And you're like mimicking. Basically pretending like you're masturbating. Yeah. And the winner gets a prize. Energizer Buffy won. She crushed it. She beat like the second place by like 200. Yeah.
I'm not surprised was it was a lot of fun all of our friends showed up we had a blast yeah it was good it was a really good time yeah it was a lot of you know like you don't know what to expect on bourbon street and i will say we had been to that you know boots couldn't rodeo party before that's normally a pretty blah like you know like not a very busy party it was pretty wild and pretty busy in there yeah quite a while yeah um the naughty people had talked to us they're like oh we've heard great things about your party on bourbon street so yeah and even like the the manager and stuff they actually tried to keep us keep the party going they're like can y'all stay they're like oh you guys can stay for another 30 minutes or 45 minutes if you want and we're like uh we had i don't remember what we had something yeah we had to be somewhere like within the hour so we were like we're like because they actually opened the bar for this event they're normally doesn't open until like late at night like four five six yeah so anyway that was it it was a lot of fun we wrapped it up and okay so we have we normally don't make content at anything like this if you've been around which is hilarious because all the people that talk shit about us are like all i do is make content which is wrong well we make tiktok i mean we do make we make tiktoks but we're not having full-on sex scenes with cameras and stuff we don't do that to had did we do that in our early years when we were first starting out yeah because we had to but now things are just too big but we're about to go on a family vacation life of spice was having surgery we knew that we needed to get something done so we had talked to them before and we have basically let's be honest we fucked them a lot over the years so we knew that we could be quick we we knew how to be professional we knew what we're comfortable we could just go in yeah it's not like a brand new couple that we had never done anything like we didn't have to go to dinner for we don't have to wine and dine them we just couldn't you know so the chemistry's there like yeah so we had planned this and the truth is we hadn't made content with them in a while well we had made content with mr life of spice on the blue screws yes true but not her but before that was probably the november blue screws the last time we all made content together yeah so a friend of ours were staying at the saint which is a few doors down from the aster and they have these really cool like boutique-y style themed themed suites and so they had booked the lucifer suite which apparently used to be the dungeon for naughty years ago i don't know um and so she had actually told us that we could go and take pictures and and do things in there and so we could use it so thanks to them be nasty big sexy thanks for y'all because like everything turned out amazing so thank you so we met them there we had like an hour and a half and we made TikToks, took pictures and fucked.
It was hot too. It was very hot. I let both guys come on me, which is a lot for me. He came on you. I came on her. Oh, okay. Sorry. I didn't realize. I thought y'all both. All right. But either way, we let them come on us. It was pretty hot. So if you want to see that, go to our OnlyFans. Shameless plug there. Comes out next Friday. So the day after this. The next step is to make sure that you have to be able to make sure that you don't have any questions.
If you want to make sure that you don't want to make sure hot so if you want to see that go to our only fans shameless plug there comes out next friday so the day after this day after it did come out tomorrow so yeah if you want to see it go subscribe to our only fans it comes out tomorrow yeah um and we really had to hurry through that but it it was super hot um after that we went literally like walked in the door to the podcaster's meeting right i probably had mrs life of spices come still on my dick probably when we walked in there probably to be honest no you had a condom but yeah but you know what i'm saying yeah so we like like i didn't even go to the room like you went to the room to get what we needed i.
I just walked straight into like almost like, oh, we were not just fucking 10 minutes again. But it was pretty awesome. I will say I was not super impressed with the podcasters meet and greet. Not like I loved everybody that I met. It was a wonderful time. I felt like it was like a little in order. It was very like laxed. Well, I think the problem was, so in previous years, we always did the podcaster meet and greet by our table. Yeah. All the podcasters just went up to their tables in the. And people would just walk by. People would just walk by and talk and say hi.
So I think there was some confusion. This time they put us down in one of the rooms on the first floor with like tables and stuff with tables and stuff and so you know like it's different when you're standing beside your table with your signs and like you kind of people know who you are yeah when it's all everybody's mixed into one big room like who is who yeah and there was a couple times that people were waiting and i didn't know if they were waiting to talk to us or it was just i don't know because.
Because like normally, like if there's a line of people, because that's kind of how it has been in the past, like almost like people were like funneling through so you could like almost like stop and speak. And this was just very like people were sitting, we stood to like talk to people like 20 minutes or so. But one of the highlights for me was we got to meet Tom and Bunny. Yes. Which just a little backstory before we ever started the podcast, started anything, and Dan and I were talking about like because we had already had the TikTok that hit 11 million views.
So we were out there paying a rip. You had always said that, you know, Tom and Bunny are probably our parents age would you say i don't you know they're 50s maybe low 60s yeah i mean they're probably a generation older than us and you were like we could be them you know like right so at the time you know when we first started on tiktok and first started on social media if you were to search you know swinger clubs if you were to search swinging on you know youtube or tick well not tiktok but you know on the internet tom and bunny's content We'll see you next time.
you know swinger clubs if you were to search swinging on you know youtube or tick well not tick tock but you know on the internet tom and bunny's content was basically the only thing that was out there yeah it's the only person really showing their face they had made youtube videos they had done some tours at secrets at trapeze a couple of the other clubs out there they were hosting groups to hito and so they were really some of the only, probably them and John and Jackie, were the only forward-facing, face-out-there, open couples that were talking about non-monogamy and swinging and showing their face and doing it.
They were really the only ones that you had seen.
And so when we first started doing this everything kind of started blowing up I looked at Lacey I was like we could be we could be the next Tom and Bunny like we could we could do that you know we put our own spin on it do it our own way but we could be something like that I thought you were about shit crazy but it definitely for me felt like a full circle moment to like tell them that story and they were wonderful I didn't not that I didn't expect them to be wonderful but I just didn't know you know yeah you don't know you don't know Thank you.
circle moment to like tell them that story and they were wonderful i didn't not that i didn't expect them to be wonderful but i just didn't know you know yeah you don't know you don't know and they were wonderful um what i liked about you know on this journey i think there's been times where we've questioned ourself almost like are we doing the right thing are we doing this in the right way you know how is this coming across to people um and then when you have somebody like tom and bunny and you sit there and you talk to them and they're basically saying like we love everything you guys are doing we love the way that you're doing it um and just don't listen to any of the haters and just fucking do it a little reassurance you know it was like because unfortunately the mean people's voices are a little louder than all the nice you know you remember in your head yeah in your head so when you have somebody that's been doing it and that you look up to say you're doing something right it just it it feels good so that was definitely a highlight for me women well we got to see him a few times throughout the week but we actually really got to like talk to them then and it was it was lovely i very much enjoyed it but we also got to meet a lot of the other podcasters a couple of new podcasters that were coming up we took like a podcaster picture it was it was pretty awesome yeah i do hope they move it back up next year if they're listening i liked it by the tables yeah personally but yeah um and that was it after that i mean i think it was like almost eight o'clock after that and we still hadn't had dinner um we still had to get ready so that's what we did we ate and then we got we ended up not going down to the ballroom until like 10 30 like all of our friends are like where the heck if y'all be at i just i didn't rush i was just like we'll get down there when we get down there um and this theme was naughty masquerade so a mask like a mardi gras masquerade party which is like they always do that on the saturday night like the last night and it's kind of like tradition and i love it yeah i did i like the how they kind of make it mardi gras you know if you're in new orleans that's what you think of yeah yeah it was fun i love my outfit i thought you know i felt good i felt confident i you looked handsome it was nice to like see everybody in their cute outfits yeah and then at some point so i think because one we were already tired two we'd already fucked and i had already come we weren't like super super trying to fuck anybody and then at one point we're like hey let's go check out the nopsy we had yet to go to the nopsy ballroom to check out like an uh one of the parties at at the the ballroom over there and eye candy was supposed to be hosting the saturday night party over there and so we're like oh let's go over there and check out eye candy's party um so you're like let's walk over there and i'm like okay yeah so we walk it's only like two blocks yeah but i didn't realize as we started i didn't like do you want to walk and i even offered him like hey do you want to because they had like little bicycle cart things and they had some golf carts that you could pay for them to take you over there um and they were running a shuttle bus but you know if you want to stay and wait for that she's like no i can walk i can walk and then like we get halfway there and you're like my feet are killing me you like took your shoes off and we're walking down the sidewalk which is nasty well you're the one that told me to do it and so i did it and then i'm like i this doesn't feel right like i feel like one bourbon street's disgusting two i don't want to step on a piece of glass.
So I quickly put them back on. But we finally get to the Nopsy. And literally, we pull the door to open it. And all the secrets people are walking out. And we're like. Eye candy secrets. The entire secrets crew is walking out. And this is like 15 minutes to midnight or something like that, I think. And we're like, what are you guys doing? I thought you were hosting a party. And they're like, oh, we just closed it. Yeah. I come to find out they were supposed to close it at midnight. So I didn't.
they closed like 30 minutes early yeah they said it was kind of dead and and they needed to tear down and clean up to get everything out of there anyway so they just they just closed it they're like we're going to the aster where are you guys going we're like oh shit we just came from there we're going to the aster but luckily the secrets bus was pulling up they had called the secrets bus to come get them so we were able to hop on the bus and then head back over to the aster which made a difference and then we got back to the aster and we just kind of like stood around and chatted for a while uh and with secrets people and iqnd and then j dub was like i think we're going to ihop i'm not sure i think we're going to iop and then i was like oh that sounds good and then they came back and like no we're going to get pizza do you want to go get pizza and i well the funny thing is while this is happening there was people that were whispering about trying to get a gangbang or gangbang an orgy going in the playroom oh really yeah and so and i was like oh well that you know we haven't been in the playroom yet that could be fun i missed that uh and so and then jdubs came and so it kind of became like okay and i think they were debating on whether to go to the playroom or to go go get food and so they came and they're like um i think we've decided to go get pizza and you're like pizza sounds fantastic i was like hell yeah you're like damn what do you you think pizza and i'm like that sounds great well because like to me that's like a highlight of being on bourbon street get those like slushy drinks it was so good so she went and changed somehow i didn't so she's in like comfy clothes and i'm in a full-on mardi gras get up Like with heels bees a crown on my head and i just like no one even blinked in i nobody no one even was like look at that crazy ass girl walking down with lime there was i mean to be fair there's probably crazier outfits walking up and down the street than that yeah or lack thereof but um so we we went and had pizza at one of those little pizza things it was delicious the only thing i will say is again this episode is to really show our age the music in that fucking pizza place was so loud like i felt like i was screaming at them it was so loud um but we came back and like literally just went to bed um we normally another pro tip if you want to go to naughty we usually wait and check out monday because um trying to get a cart and get checked out get an uber get a your car out of valet whatever it's usually a nightmare on sundays probably more so than like checking in on thursday um that's kind of been our thing and we normally just sleep all day sunday and then we go to have dinner i highly recommend that that method though yeah it is a very good method but our my birthday was monday and his birthday was tuesday and i was like i am not gonna ride in the car all day monday on my birth my 40th birthday let's get our asses home i was like i know it's gonna suck but let's just like go home and so we did and i will i'm happy to report that it really wasn't that bad no the checkout there was no line they had cars they were yeah i don't know exactly because we had brought a beach cart and so we used we barely used that to get all of our stuff out and we were a mess but we looked like the clampets or something coming down the stairs but uh we able to get all our stuff out but then valet was like 15 minutes yeah then when we got the front valet came in 15 minutes and like they had a ton of carts that they we could have came and got and used so so that's a pro tip just like because it's wonderful you sleep all day but if um if you need to get out on sunday it's really not as bad as we thought no it's not as bad um and that was it we drove home and we've been home ever since and that's that was our naughty in new orleans trip i'll tell you what do you think about our naughty trip this year that was a lot of fun i thought it was a lot of fun i will say there was a point on friday that i was like i don't want this to be over like i was having so much fun like almost like this is like i just don't want it to end i forgot how fun naughty is but then on saturday i was like holy fuck get me home get me in my pajamas like it's such a weird switch you know i was just like not that i wasn't having fun i was having a blast but i was exhausted you know just like you're barely eating you were having a when you were throwing the beads at the eye candy party you seem to be having a lot of fun right then i had so you even when we got done you were like you had a lot of you were like into throwing the beads and getting people to flash you like i guess i would never wouldn't have thought like you'd get so into that but you were like it was a lot of fun in the whole homeless man having a fight to joy i i had a class and you were flirting with mr eye candy too when you looked pretty into that yeah that still hasn't happened you gotta work on that yeah we didn't anyway but out to Naughty, to Bob, Tess, the whole crew behind Naughty in New Orleans.
It's really, not only is it the biggest event, but it's probably the biggest event because it's one of the best run. Yeah. I mean, you can tell they pour their heart and soul into it. They care about, you know, one of the few events where, you know, advocacy, sexual freedom is kind of at the forefront. Consent is definitely pushed heavily and is at the forefront. It's just a really well-run event, and it's a testament to why so many people come out to it each year, and why so many people in the community support that event.
So a huge shout-out to Naughty, huge shout-out to Secrets, to Eye Candy, Life of Spice, everybody that was there.
there i know there's a bunch of other names all the other podcasters that came out um appreciate you guys we had fun um if you want to come to naughty with us next year go book your room now the aster is going to sell out soon quick it's selling out quicker every single year yeah all the stuff's only getting bigger and bigger the more we talk about it the more people want to go uh the more not just us but everybody that talks about it um so i think these things are just gonna get more and more popular so definitely go book your room you can go to swimercity.net right now and hold your room for next year you just got to put a little deposit down they have payment plans they got the whole thing for you set up um so hopefully you do that and we'll see you we'll see you in new orleans next year okay but uh we're at secrets right now no oh secrets it's over this is part two so secrets we're in south america babe we're in south america we're in costa rica with our family we are i'm a good old time all right well that means when we get back it's time for club tempted no splash oh shit i'll splash houston and then club tempted Yeah.
All right. So, that means when we get back, it's time for Club Tempted. No, Splash. Oh, shit, Splash Houston. Splash Houston. And then Club Tempted. Yeah. All right, so if you're in the Houston area, we're going to be at Splash, Splash Houston, and definitely get tickets for that. You can go to swingerside.net and find those tickets. And then we're going to go to Louisville, back to Club Tempted.
We fit, like, 500 couples in there, and those tickets are selling fast the vip sold in like under five minutes which is a record for us we've never had that happen and so there's definitely a lot of excitement around that event in louisville so definitely if you're going to be there for that swingerside.net get your tickets while you still can um and we'll see you there yep all right guys i think we're out of time i think with that in a world full of apples be the pineapple bye if you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us leave a 5 star review wherever you're listening if you want to see more of our content you can find links to Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, OnlyFans, and more in the show notes.
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