Send us Fan MailHot Tubs, Hangovers Hookups in Nashville | Episode 200In this episode of The Swing Nation Podcast, the top-rated podcast about non-monogamy and swinging, Dan and Lacy head to Nashville for a wild weekend with some of their favorite content creator friends.Friday kicks off with a night out on Bourbon Street—surrounded by vanilla partygoers, strong drinks, and a hot tub that hits a little too hard. The night ends early for Dan and Lacy, who find themselves tucked in bed while listening to the fun happening around them. But don’t worry—they more than make up for it on Saturday.The next day is packed with sexy photo shoots, steamy orgies, and spicy gangbangs that turn up the heat. As the sun sets, the group hits the road in a pink party bus for a dive bar tour filled with laughter, adventures, and unforgettable memories. They wrap the night with another Bourbon Street outing, where they run into some fellow pineapple people—but just as things heat up back at their Airbnb, a bit of unexpected drama keeps this playdate from crossing the finish line.From missed opportunities to unforgettable moments, this episode is a rollercoaster of fun, friendship, and lifestyle chaos you won’t want to miss.- The Swing Nation - Main Website Quick Navigation Website: -- (Find all our social media links more!)- Swinger Society - Our Website to meet, connect events Swinger Society Discord Our Facebook Group- Swinger Websites -Kasadie 90 day free trialUsername: TheSwingNation SDC 14 day free trial Username: TheSwingNation** Use code 36313 for 14 days free! ** SLSUsername: NorthernGuynSouthernGirl- Merch More -Order Your Merch Here!- Lacy’s Fun Links -VIP OnlyFansPREMIUM OnlyFans-- THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS --Wisp : Making sexual healthcare inclusive, cost-effective, and accessible—for everyoneUse Code SWING at checkout for 15% off your oder!Shameless Care: ED Medication and at home STD testingUse Code TSN at checkout for $30 off your order!Promescent® Make Love Longer, It’s Time for Great SexUse Code SwingNation for 5% off!Sing it Bikinis: adjustable one-size styles, thoughtfully crafted to flatter every body type.Support the show- Thank you for the support! -
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This podcast is intended for adult audiences over the age of 18. It contains adult language and situations. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to us and not of any employer, organization, committee, or other group or individuals. This podcast is not intended to be taken as professional advice. welcome to the Swing Nation podcast, a podcast by swingers and for swingers, where we look to educate others and push back on the negative stigmas and misconceptions associated with our lifestyle. Come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe.
Interview the experts, learn and grow together. Join the nation. So Lacey, people are asking, how do they get to go to a party or an event with us?
They check out swingersociety.net you create a profile you sign up for an event and you come hang out with us super easy that's right if you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and tiktok head on over to swingersociety.net can't wait to see you there hey there pineapple people and welcome to the swing nation podcast we are your host northern guy and southern girl and today we are back with another episode of the swing nation podcast yeah you almost said tuesday i know i know we just recorded a tuesday talk so i was in tuesday talk mode yeah but no this is a full length episode in today's episode we're gonna recap a recent trip just like what last weekend two weekends ago yeah last weekend yeah to nashville yeah and we haven't actually done this in a while we went to basically what would you call a content house kind of yeah right we got a group of our friends together Well, it kind of worked out as like one couple messaged us and was like hey let's go to nashville and get an airbnb and we were like absolutely let's do it and so we picked a weekend and then they were like we were i wasn't sure if it was just going to be us and them or what the situation was but she was like who do you want to invite?
So I said a couple. And then I knew of a single. And so then she invited. She said, okay, I want to invite these two couples. And I was like, perfect. So that's kind of how it happened. So it really didn't start out as a. Because anybody could have came. They don't necessarily have to be content creators. But somehow it ended up all being content creators.
So then it was kind of a content house but that wasn't i don't think the original oh i thought that was the plan all along i don't know i didn't realize i was not super involved in the planning process okay so it ended up being one two three couples and a single female four couples counting us right so four couples and a single female yeah it was supposed to be five couples yeah because um daphne and daddy mike were supposed to come yeah but unfortunately um their dog got sick yeah she has since passed away which if you've ever been to an event that hardly was at she was definitely an an honorary Swinger Society member for sure.
She went to all of our parties that they could drive and bring her. She's been to Secret. She's been to Splash. She's been to the Hotel in Tripeze. I mean, I can't think of all the things that she's been to. She's been to Naughty? Yeah, she's been to Naughty. But she was old.
Harley has probably been to more Swinger events than most most swingers have yeah but she we had known that she was sick for quite a while and um but she she did end up having she had had some other health issues but then they determined that she had cancer and so she made it about two weeks i think after they found out and so daphne and daddy mike were supposed to go this weekend but they ended up having to put Harley to sleep. And so they were greatly missed. We are very sad about Harley.
And you know what, like just on a side note, I was talking to Daphne on the side and she said, I am shocked at the amount of lifestyle people that have reached out and were so kind about Harley. And I said, same.
I said, when my dad dad passed i feel like everybody that like really the bulk of the people that reached out to me were lifestyle people and not like people that i know like in my everyday vanilla life so think about i mean just think about how many um shot rooms harley hosted at secrets um yeah there was probably hundreds if not thousands of swingers that interacted with harley yeah over the last you know four or five years so so rightfully so yeah so they were greatly missed i hate it i mean it was kind of a last minute decision up until like the night before they were still gonna try and it just it didn't work out so super bummed because we haven't seen them since well they came to my dad's funeral but um i'm trying to think secrets i guess was probably the time we saw them before that so super sad that they didn't come agreed okay so let's get into it so we went there what night friday friday night yeah we were supposed to get there at like four we didn't end up getting there to like six because you like, six because, you know, us.
Well, we had a meeting, like, a last-minute meeting, and we thought we could do it, like, while we drove, and then it just didn't happen that way. Right. No fault of our own. We tried, whatever. I mean, I guess we are at fault. I don't know. Right. But we got to the Airbnb around six, and the Airbnb was super cool.
So we were, like, had kind of went back and forth forth on do we spend a little less money and like walk more do we spend a little more and we're right in the middle we also found one that had a hot tub so the girls were in a group chat and us girls decided to stay in the closer one with the hot tub for a little bit more money I love the airbnb the airbnb is awesome it overlooked the titans field the nissan stadium i don't know what it's called which we had stayed in an airbnb years ago if you've been listening to this podcast in nashville years like some of our first episodes um we had went to nashville with a couple couples and stayed in an airbnb very similar to this it was really cool the whole like upstairs with themed titans it i mean like it was this this airbnb whoever owns it is a huge titans fan yeah because like you said they just leaned really far into it because it was like it has a rooftop bar that overlooks the stadium yeah there's a fireplace up there that has titans emblems etched into the the granite around the fireplace it has a granite bar top that has titan stuff etched into it they had a pool table that had custom felt that was titan stuff so like it clearly whoever it is at least tailored towards titans fans for sure and it was actually really cool to be like for pictures and all this if you if you follow our socials or anything like that you'll see some of the pictures and it was a really it was a really cool place for stuff like that um and once we got there we kind of like everybody slowly kind of trickled in and um there was no elevator in this bad part the one downside about this airbnb is it was on the third deck third floor which was the top floor of this building and there there was a service elevator that was locked and you couldn't use and so because it opened in each individual like room right so and the stairwell was pretty narrow and small and obviously very old and so we had to carry all of our luggage up three flights of stairs to get to the airbnb but it turned so it was like really like i counted like five or six like sets of stairs so and like and lacy packs all her stuff into one huge oversized suitcase that probably not no exaggeration weighs 100 pounds does not weigh 100 close to it it weighs over 50 but 100.
Okay, let's not be dramatic. Guess who had to carry her suitcase up the stairs. You. Yeah. But as everyone came in, we kind of helped each other get up. And there was one couple that we had never met before, so that was exciting to get to meet them.
Everybody else had been people that we had hung hung out and party with and been to events and stuff before so yeah that was cool it was cool so once we kind of got everybody in we decided let's go out uh but we none of us had had dinner so we were like okay let's just like we'll find a pizza shop we'll find a hot dog stand we'll find something so we all got dressed up and i am like a pink sparkly girl and me and daphne had kind of like coordinated some stuff well everybody there wore like black and i was like why are we like so moody why is everything in black i had hot pink cowboy boots oh yeah and like a denim romper and everybody else had like cut off shorts and black fringe tops and i remember you all got dressed and you were like i look like i'm a nashville princess yeah and everybody else looks like they're going to a rock and roll concert yeah but still like slutty and hot rock and roll very very hot it's definitely a different take on nashville yeah i was like okay i can't wear this well luckily well first of all i had ordered some stuff from fashion nova and it did not i overnighted it but it did not come in in time i knew when we left town that we would it it was not going to make it so i had thrown like one or two extra things in there both rompers well everybody was like just put on denim shorts well the only denim shorts I had had like rhinestones and everything hanging off of them because the next night we were doing like a rhinestone theme uh so I knew I needed them for there so I didn't have any shorts and I have the biggest booty of all those girls there's no way that, um, that any of their shorts were going to fit my fat ass.
So I was like, okay, well, let me try. I had like a leopard blue jean romper that was a little tight. It was like a little in my vagina. I'm not going to lie because I'm kind of long-waisted.
And then I did ruin my black boots, so I put that on lie i was uncomfortable all night i felt like i was pulling and ladies if you know you know i mean like it was fun i looked fine i don't think i looked bad i just felt a little uncomfortable because it was like denim and it was tight and i'm not that vibe i like with the other one you had was a denim dress though yeah but it was it was longer wasn't It wasn't quite as fitted. It fit you better? Well, it was just not skin tight. This one was skin tight. So anyway, we left, and we made like two TikToks, which fell.
The whole point of this was to get content, right? So we should have made like plenty of TikToks, done all the stuff. We did not did not do it at all and so which is okay though i think it's okay you are right so i think going into this weekend i think we were thinking oh we're gonna get a bunch of content we're gonna make some bunch of only fans videos like this is gonna be like a work weekend which always happens right but then at the same time it's it was also nice i thought because we weren't hosting a party, right? So it wasn't – we weren't worrying about DJs.
We weren't – so it was literally hanging out in an Airbnb with our friends. Yeah. And so, like, part of me was like, fuck working. Like, let's just have fun for once and not work. That's funny that you were that way because usually you're the one saying, like, no, get the TikToks, no, do this. But you've given me shit since we've been home.
You're like, you made, like, two TikToks the like two tiktoks it is true so lacy what she likes to do is when we do an event she'll make like 30 tiktoks and then i'll be good for the next couple of weeks i don't have to bother her for tiktoks well because i don't like to get dressed and put makeup on and make a tiktok every single day now some girls that works for them for me that's not my jam i've been doing this long enough let me get some cute outfits i'll knock out like a bunch while i'm ready while i'm in work mode i don't want to do them at home yeah so anyway we get back from this trip and i was i had used all the tiktoks in like a day i was like you did not make hardly any tiktok she's like no so then like we had taken some like footage just like of us having fun so now i'm like taking those videos and trying to make them in the tiktok just like dancing in bars and stuff yeah that's a good thing about nashville and like being in vanilla settings we can film we're like at clubs and stuff obviously you can't do any of that because we're respectful of the rules of the club and respectful of the other people you know at the venue we've never i mean like in our room is different but outside of our room we were always very careful about who's in the background yeah but if you go to just like a random bar doesn't matter right so anyway so we left we went to raisin canes yeah and you were already like drunk at raisin canes well here's the thing i don't drink very much and i think basically you hadn't had dinner i hadn't we hadn't eaten anything and when we got to the airbnb i started drinking yeah like right away which is weird for me um so yeah by the time we got to raising canes i think i was already like four or five drinks yeah and i was like oh my god you and i wasn't you know so i was like you're you were getting done some shots at the airbnb like i already feeling i don't know i did not do that i was i didn't drink until i think like i don't think i had drank anything at that point maybe i can't remember but i was like oh my god this is gonna be well then we sat down at raising canes next to this bridal party and i was chatting with them and they were awfully, they were kind.
They were very nice. They were from somewhere up north. They were from Massachusetts. Yeah. Yeah. Somewhere up there. And I don't know, we're just chit chatting. And at some point I think it came up that we were swingers and then they got up and walked away. Then they got up and walked away. They're like, oh, okay. They took a picture with us too. Like they had the like little face signs that you do when you're on a bachelor, bachelorette trip. And so like me and you and one of the girls took a picture. They probably deleted it. Probably.
They're probably like, Ooh, they don't want their new spouse. Um, but we ate there and then we just started a bar hop. And it took us a while to find like a good bar to stay at.
They were either too busy or playing weird music or like the lines were really long outside of a lot of it wasn't a holiday weekend it was nothing like crazy going on that i know of in nashville that weekend but for um this was friday night it was already wild i mean some of the lines you had to wait 10 15 minutes just to get into the bar yeah so we had kind of like skipped the ones with long lines and we're trying to go into like some of the smaller ones but then they were boring so we were trying to make the best parties as we could but it just ended up i don't know it just wasn't wasn't doing what we wanted it to do well around that time for vietnam freak y'all know them from tiktok she was there she wasn't feeling very well so she decided that she needed to go back to the airbnb so her and her husband and then one other couple decided to leave so then it left us with like two couples and the single female which was tara um she is a good friend of ours it's tara michelle on tiktok and she owns Entice, which is an OnlyFans management company who we are signed with.
And several people are. Not everybody. But I know that Forbidden Freaks and us are. So they were there. What was I going to say? Anyway, so we ended up with us, Mr. and Mrs. Adventurous. They said they laugh every time I say their name because I never say it right. Say it again. Mr. and Mrs. Adventurous for fun. Couple. For our fun. Yeah, something like that. They're probably laughing. But they're right. I say it wrong every time. But you don't know who. We're just going to call them Avenger Couple. Okay? Avenger Couple. Anyway, so Avenger Couple. Us. Us and Tara. Tara.
but they're right i say it wrong every time but you know we're just gonna call them adventure couple okay adventure couple anyway so adventure couple us us and tara tara um but then we ended up meeting up with valentino yes and valentino and emily came um y'all know them from tiktok and stuff like that too so we it was us and then we started bar hopping we ended up at jelly rolls eventually we walked by and there was not a line. And Tara had really wanted to go. We had been on like a rooftop next to it and she had seen us. Yeah, our rooftop was boring. This one looked more fun.
Yeah, so we went. And it was a lot of fun. And we got to go on Bunny's level. We had never been there before. Me and Dan had went.
His mom and stepdad came into town like in april so we had taken them there we didn't go during the day or something and we just i think we had lunch there or something yeah and we took and we went to the top floor but we didn't go to bunny's floor bunny's floor is pretty fucking awesome and they had a dj yeah which was i mean i think there was a technically a dj on every floor but uh she has like a lot of really cool light up signs and so if you see on our social media we did take a lot of video and pictures by a lot of those signs yeah it was good um it is different being swingers and partying in a vanilla setting like it it's actually really fun especially somewhere like nashville that you're probably not going to see anybody you know and you can be a little bit more free than if you're at your like local bar you know the thing i always notice though when we do it we're usually the oldest people there in nashville no like partying like it's all it's well i don't know i don't know if we're the oldest people there but there's definitely a different age demographic than when you're at oh yeah well like okay well we're on the like Thank you.
partying like it's all well i don't know i don't know for the oldest people there but there's definitely a different age demographic than when you're at oh yeah well like okay well we're on the like top level by the dj like partying probably the people that are our age are on the bottom floor with a loud band sitting at the bar yeah that's the difference we've just yeah but you are right we it's usually like college age right well yeah when we're at a swingers party i mean there's there are ages 20 to 60 yeah we're in our 40s but we're like median age to like the younger age yeah when we're when you're at a bar in nashville and at the dj booth or around the dj booth dancing it's like you're surrounded by a bunch of 20 year olds yeah and you're the 40 year olds sure there's a few 40 i don't even care in the crowd to be honest i love it going to the bathroom with like 20 something year olds because they're like oh my god you're so beautiful what are you you know they're like are you like 25 and i'm like yeah babe i'm 25 you know even tara came out and said she was in the bathroom and some girl was like what do you use on your skin they do because these girls get like shit face and they're in the bathrooms like like making you like a rock star.
I do feel like I kind of go in mom mode, though, a lot of times. I worry about the young- Did you see drunk girls? Yeah, and even guys. The first night, we ended up meeting this guy named Thomas. He seemed like a lost soul. He was by himself. I think he had a fruit. We don't know. We ended up talking to him.
I still am a little worried that he made it to wherever his safe i don't know what did you did you give him attention um i just was standing there and i think he said i was beautiful and i was like thank you i'm married from that point on he was like attached to you and i also wonder if he saw you on tiktok or something because he kept saying like if you were in an open relationship i'd rock your world or something i'm thinking like why is he saying like he must know something yeah i don't know um he didn't i didn't get that vibe but you know maybe maybe i i told him we were swingers oh he was pretty shit face so i know maybe he was just putting two and two together that's it yeah um i didn't know you had know you had told him you were saying that.
I was trying to pimp Tara out to him. Oh. And she was like, I'm going to kill you. But he was far too drunk for obviously anything. But we were just chatting with him. And I was genuinely worried because he was very drunk. But Lacey has a habit of doing this. I do. Is when she is a little drunk, she'll be nice to somebody.
It could be an old man it could be like this this young guy and they like attach attach themselves to her yes for the rest of the night they try to follow her around like a puppy dog yeah and that's what i think i mislead them i think i think give think that they i think i give them like the impression that you're interested yeah and i'm not really i'm just being nice you know and i've kind of gotten out of that habit especially in swinger parties because in the beginning of me and you just being in lifestyle i did that and then it's almost every party like you would have an old man following her around and then we would have it to save him like because he got too drunk and he was drowning in the hot tub you know i mean it was just like always something so i've kind of got out of it especially at swinger parties when like talking to somebody they think that means you want to fuck them so i've kind of gotten out of that um probably why people think i'm a bitch now that's probably you don't you don't talk to them anymore you're afraid they're gonna attach themselves yeah but in this case i just was genuinely worried that like he made it to his wherever his home is i don't know um and then the security guard was like hidden on us i thought the security guard had asked you if he was bothering us but you said he asked no he asked who you were oh he said is are you is that your girlfriend i said no that's my wife and he he was like, oh, good job, man, or something like that.
And then I said to him, well, we're swingers, so if you want to hit on her, you can. And then that, like. Yeah, so when we went to leave, we stayed for a little while longer and, like, danced and stuff. But when we went to leave, he's like, can I have your Instagram? Well, I totally, on purpose, pulled up our Instagram with the most followers and was like, here, follow me. I don't think he ever messaged us. The problem is we get so many messages on that page I'll see you next time.
on purpose pulled up our instagram with the most followers and was like here i don't think he ever messaged us i don't the problem is we get so many messages on that page and it actually has ai that responds that even if he did message us i probably didn't see it yeah yeah um but i mean he was cute he's like a big tall guy the security guards at jelly roll were totally they're there for i mean And they get paid, but they to mackerel girls for sure well they're all six four black dudes like every single one of them they're all like look like they just retired from the titans the other one which we had another um guy this night and we ended up talking to him the next night too uh miss adventure couple she flashed which i did too she flashed this night i think yeah i said she flashed the first night and then i'll just go ahead and tell this part of the source since it applies to security guards the next night he was like i've seen you before and i was like oh really he's like red room argue the girl that does the tours which is crazy so many people recognize me from our youtube tour videos more so than a lot of other things but i was like yeah that's me he's like well i applied at red room and i didn't get approved and he was gorgeous like there is absolutely no reason that because he's like if you need a bull like he knew all the lingo tara like was flirting with him she got his number yeah we were trying to get him to come back like saturday night so we were wild we didn't get off like 4 a.m yeah but the security guards were they were hard yeah i thought anyway the friday night i think the reason she flashed in to begin with is you girls were standing up on a coffee table dancing and taking pictures and the security guard came up and said finish taking your pictures but then you got to get off of that coffee table that was nice that was him that was him i missed that i think it was nice that he said finish taking your pictures and then when you're done i didn't stand on a coffee table so i must have been in the bathroom or something so i must have missed that right so then when she got down she's like oh i'm so sorry and he's like it's okay and i think i said to her well if you flash him your tits he'll feel much better about it and that's why i flashed too but i don't know if he saw me but i did flash too but what's funny is somebody took a picture of her flashing of her flashing and like then some other guy like walked around the corner well all of a sudden there was like four security guards there so i'm not sure how that happened but it was fun went from one asking them to get off the coffee table to all of a sudden half of the security and jelly roll was around us after she flashed her tits yeah it was fun though she does have good kids she does have very good kids yeah she's very good flashing tits okay so um so after that we decided because valentino and were there, we were like, let's go back to the Airbnb.
Because we had kind of, we've already down two couples, so, and it was pretty late, because we didn't even go out to like. 1, 1.30 at this point. Yeah, we didn't even go out to like 9. So, we get back, and then we decide we're going to get. In the hot tub. Yeah, so in the hot tub.
So, we did that, and we stayed in there for what like an hour and i was done so this is this is a mistake we make all the time as swingers right swingers talk a lot about their hot tubs and you think and it is a good party starter a hot tub it's a horrible party ender yeah right so if you've been drinking all day and you're wanting to have sex the last thing you should do is get into a hot tub with people yeah because unless you're immediately going to start playing like if you're going to use your hot tub it's like right to have sex yeah if you're going to be fucking in there messing around that's different but if you're just sitting around talking right it's going to kill your buzz you're going to be exhausted and we've done this at hito before we've done this at secrets before where it's like we get out of the club and we're like oh let's go fuck and we're like oh no let's go get in the hot tub for a little while as soon as you do that it's almost always kills the let's go fuck vibes yeah so at some point i was just kind of like i feel like everybody was kind of drunk i was pretty sober because i only drank i mean i didn't have too much friday night so i was like i was a little over it so i was like i'm going to bed so but then like people were coming in our room and like i could tell some people wanting to fuck and some people didn't i i was done like i had already taken my like advil pm misadventure came and she's like so what are we doing and you're like i'm going to bed yeah i was like no so we go to bed or we shut the door you're like snoring immediately yeah i was pretty drunk and i was laying there like scrolling you know like i always do before i go to bed and i could hear people fucking and i was like hold up then i got a little jealous i, who is fucking?
So like I go out in the hallway because they were upstairs and there's like a loft. And I immediately knew who it was by the moans and stuff. And I was like. Misadventure. Yeah. Here's the thing about misadventure. If she is having sex in the same building as you, you know she's having sex. Don't take her to a hotel room. You will get. Somebody will knock on your door from security, from the room. She.
Everybody knows when she's coming sex don't take her to a hotel room you will get somebody will knock on your door from security from the room she everybody knows when she's coming which i mean like good for her you know like we just did tuesday talks where we talked about if somebody's too loud i've told her numerous times that she loved but there's there's just certain people there i can think of another person that we know that's awesome if i'm the one fucking her though i like it because it's like positive no i agree i wish i do think i've covered her mouth before though when we were fucking like in a hotel room when it wasn't yeah all swingers yeah yeah if you're in a hotel takeover do it all day but if you're in a vanilla hotel it's kind of hard yeah i like it when guys are vocal back to me so you're pretty vocal yeah i am too yeah i'm real quiet either so i can't i'm not like judging her i'm just saying a fact uh-huh she's a little loud yeah well the funny part is when you heard her having sex i don't you said i was snoring but you'd woke me up at some point and you like ran out into the hallway like a little kid and you were like listening through the door no i just went to the living room because there was a loft where were they at weren't they in the bedroom no they were upstairs oh on that bed yeah yeah like the pool table bed area nice yeah i thought they were in the room next to us yeah cool so anyway so we heard them fucking i have no i finally fell asleep i have no idea how long they fucked what they thought we did not fuck we were the losers of the night we went to bed yeah and partially my fault because you're always down to fuck i just you would have i you know like there's been a couple times like why didn't we fuck i was done i was done i was too sober for that well the funny thing is you'll get in the bed and then like this you'll hear them fucking like oh we should have done that i didn't say that this night i was i was kind of i was i just knew that if it's 2 a.m and you're just now starting to fuck you're gonna stay up till like three or four and that's way past your bedtime well not if you want me to be productive the next day like if it's like all i gotta do is walk to the truck and then you're gonna drive me home and i get to sleep the whole time that's okay but like if i need to be up by 10 and then getting ready that's a that's hard i'm 41 like that drinking to like i what is the word i'm looking like the rebound i'm just not as good as it as i once was uh all right let's take a little break yeah and hear from the partners and sponsors of the swing nation podcast and then when we get back we'll talk about what happened on saturday yep all right guys we'll be right back yeah lacy one of the things i make sure i bring to every lifestyle party every lifestyle event make sure i stock up before the cruises before we go to hedo um i make sure it's really important to me that i have it i forgot it like one time and yeah i had a small panic attack he did is i need to make sure i have my ed medication correct um performance anxiety is a real thing 100 when there's you know 50 people in a room watching you and you're trying to perform that can be sometimes difficult you can so i like to bring what i call my lifestyle insurance which is that um that ed medication and i get mine from um shameless you do um for a few reasons one you don't have to mess with the pesky um subscriptions right so you're not going to sign up and they send you a bunch of pills every month um and you can't cancel it and you have hundreds of pills around your house that you don't need um if you need medication you just go to shameless um you click on the thing you fill out a couple little question well no it's actually easier than that like once you have your prescription they actually email you when it's time like when it like right they'll send you a little reminder says hey we're just checking in do you need any more medication literally just hit reply and say yes i'm ready it's that simple it's very because sometimes i do it for you like to kind of help you like to remember you know you're like yeah i need it go ahead and send the email and so i'll do it for you right and every so often that you have to do a little like check in with your doctor and stuff like that.
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And of course it came back negative. No issues. And they were good to play. Right. So go check out iknownowmystatus.com go get tested like a porn star today so that we can play safe at our next event yeah all right guys welcome back guys welcome back thanks for listening to our sponsors we love. We do. Okay. When we had left you, we had just ended Friday night with no sex. Yeah. We fucked, I think. Did we fuck? I don't feel like we did. I think you were pretty shit-faced. I think I was, too. Yeah. I think we would have, but as soon as your head hit the pillow, I think you were snoring.
I think it was this night you weren't even under the covers i was like babe you got to get under the covers oops and i feel like it was friday night because i was like a kind of annoying i was just exhausted and it had been a long day all right so we wake up saturday and we slept in we did and then everybody was like up and moving and then they were like well we're gonna go some of them were like we're gonna go get brunch and then we found out like basically everybody was going to get brunch and i was like okay well if you give me and it was next door so it wasn't like we were going for i was like if you can give me like 10 minutes i'll go so i literally got up threw some clothes on and brushed my hair and we went right next door for my airbnb it was a good place i wish i remember the name but it was a really i don't we don't get a lot of breakfast no we hardly ever get up in time to go no unless it's like one of those 24 7 like a waffle house or something we don't really do so it was actually really really good um so i enjoyed it i was glad we got up and went same and we kind of did a game plan for the day valentino and emily were going to come back over they were going to be in our content so this is kind of like where our work starts um so they were going to get there about one at this point it's probably like 11 ish so we ate and then we came back and we knew we wanted to get ready and we were gonna try to be ready to take pictures because we had all got matching lingerie so to take pictures when valentino and emily got there so we got ready and then i was ready you went into work mode i went into work mode i was like let's knock out a month's worth of pictures.
And I had brought several lingerie options. And because everything was so pretty, like the reds and the blues and stuff, I had a good amount of different lingerie. So girls were standing around. I was like, no, I'm going upstairs to take pictures. I was like, I'd rather work here and get all this done than have to.
i'm very vanilla when i'm at home and i don't think people realize that i'm like other than me and you fucking because we do fuck a lot um but outside of that i'm pretty fucking vanilla at home like i don't take sexy pictures i don't think we've ever filmed any kind of content like in the new house we've been there since february yeah that's true yeah um occasionally we'll have to do like some content where we do it when no one's home where there's no kids home we don't you know do anything like that um i don't well since your parents have moved in i don't think you've done any content at the house yeah but even before then we never really did a lot rarely if we had you know um we've kind of just gotten to this mode when we're out of town it's like it's almost like i turn it on i'm like and this is like a lot of girls do like snapchat premium and they like talk i don't do well with all that i don't like to be on all the time but i can like it's almost like a step away and i'm this like alter ego but then when i'm home i'm just like see the daughter the mom the wife you know it's just so for me it's very separate and I personally like that but I bet some people assume that we live this like porn star lifestyle at home and we do not it's very no you're right it's like one week in a month we we turn that yeah we hoe it up turn that part of us on yeah and then we come home we're very just normal, like any other couple.
But we have a lot of sex. Okay, so I go into work mode. I'm like. I wish you had, now that we talk about it, I wish you'd done like a round of TikToks in all those places first. Yeah, I should have. And then the round of lingerie, yeah. And I think the girls started to catch on that I was doing.
So then the girls started coming up and doing stuff and everybody was kind of like while we waited we um everybody started taking pictures in different locations we kind of rotated it out um so i did a bunch like a lot there's some red ones on the instagram of me with the nissan stadium in the back that are pretty good you probably saw the fourth of july we didn't plan it i had actually planned to take for the job pitch with daphne and but then a lot of girls which she didn't come but then a lot of girls had just happened to have something red or something blue or a few girls had fourth of july stuff so we ended up having those we took some black some outfits say that again we took some outfits in black we did a floral one so it ended up like we got a lot of pictures a lot of pictures yeah they're good on pictures yeah um and then once we got pictures done it was it was time to fuck so we had a lot of orgy content that we can no longer use so when we were talking as girls like what content we needed because that's typically how this goes if you've ever wanted like a behind the scenes of only fans so typically we'll say hey what kind of content do you need what kind sells good for you and i had said i need or more orgy stuff and very rarely do you get four, five, six couples together that all jive and all feel comfortable together and all have only fans that's very very hard and several other girls popped in and said yeah i i could really use it as well so we decided to do just like one big orgy video we did it downstairs and it was very hot i'm excited to see that one yeah i am too uh so yeah keep an eye out for that it had we haven't edited and put it out on only fans but so how many couples is there you said four four couples plus one single and then do you count valentino so yeah so five couples five couples and one single and it was like we were fucking on coffee tables on the floor on couches and pretty i fucked it i fucked everybody but one guy in that in that orgy you didn't fuck as many as i did did you i think i only fucked like three but yeah yeah and it was like we fucked for like an hour or more and i think what people don't realize is that was a true orgy well there just happened to be cameras right and we were just mindful of that but we 100 were fucking having a great time swapping yeah i i agree so you know i don't think people really i think people think a lot of our content is staged and i don't until we got into this industry i don't think i really understood how porn worked you know i mean i think you watch porn sometimes and you see it and you're like oh that's hot but you can kind of tell like hey they seem kind of like they're acting a little bit and maybe that's not genuine but you know now that we're doing it there is kind of two different ways of doing it so there are people that were literally like okay we're gonna fuck in this position this way the cameras are going to be it's almost like a movie scene where you script the whole thing out and then you film for like a minute minute and a half and then cut and then you do that four or five times and you piece all that together and you make a video we've done a little bit of that as i said we've done it occasionally especially if we haven't fucked somebody for yet and it was our first time or and it can help too because it yeah when you sometimes girl girl stuff goes that way because it it like especially like it depends on the girls some girls i'm super into some girls i'm just you know i like them that's what i'm saying like when you script it like that it can help people especially if they're new or not sure or nervous like giving people directions kind of makes them feel more comfortable in doing you know whatever the thing it may be how we normally 90 of our content 95 of our content is we just fuck people that we want to fuck that we would normally fuck and people that we probably fuck in playrooms and have fucked before without cameras and we just have somebody with a camera floating around filming it so in this case that's what we did we just basically had an orgy and we had a camera that was just floating around and in this case it was like we would just pass it right yeah if people were like oh i need a drink of water like okay get your drink of water okay you hold the camera for a while right or if somebody starts squirting we'll like run over there and try to catch it really quick you know so it's on camera or something super hot but yeah i mean i film for a little bit that's a night like i kind of enjoy a little bit of a break in between so there i think i film like one or two times and kind of step back i don't mind doing that it's kind of i don't i'm not like a mayor i don't what's it called like i don't like to just fuck i need a break and then like if i come real hard i need a break and then i'll come back in and stuff like that but it was a lot of footage and it was very hot and we filmed it from like we also did like like a camera that was still from above which is yeah which is gonna be really really hot that's a lot of people fucking yeah and you know what i noticed everybody's dicks stayed hard now a lot of guys were on trimaxa but um everybody's dicks were working were hard yeah i think that well i think part of that is the difference between being in a house yeah with closed doors with people that you're comfortable with yeah as opposed to being in a group orgy room with a bunch of strangers yeah i think i think that's part of it yeah and and people could step back have a minute and then come back in and then once it was over we were all still pretty like i could have kept fucking i was kind of sad like we were done well the funny thing is almost like it broke the ice right because not everybody had had sex the night before we definitely didn't have sex it's like a group the night before there were you know we knew most people but there wasn't at least one couple that we didn't know and not everybody had fucked everybody in the group so it almost kind of like opened things up a little bit well i kind of thought that that would have happened the night before and part of they thought we would all come back and fuck and then like maybe somebody would throw a camera up in the corner um but then that didn't happen so i felt like maybe like saturday day had a little bit more pressure on it to do that but it ended up being like perfect because once those doors were burned down everybody was fucking so then we did an all-girl video really quick which kind of like you were saying it needed a little bit more direction so like we were going to do like five or six minutes well we we filmed and then we were like okay how long was that and you're like a minute and a half we're like oh my god it seemed like forever and some of the girls are very bisexual like it's not that anybody didn't want to be doing what they wanted you know what they were doing it just i don't know it just seemed like a lot i forgot about that yeah and so we're like okay cut all right how long was that or that had to be at least five minutes like that was a minute and 30 seconds so we did it like i think we ended up doing it in three parts yeah but it was good because then we moved girls around like swab like one time i was with the one one time somebody was going down on me another time i was going down on somebody so it was nice to like mix it up mix it up and after that everybody was like really turned up you were like i was standing there and somebody was fucking in the kitchen yeah and then they started laughing at me because i guess i had like a resting bitch face they were and i was in another world i was just like they're like you looked at me like Thank you.
fucking in the kitchen yeah and then they started laughing at me because i guess i had like a resting bitch face they were and i was in another world i was just like they're like you looked at me like like you're watching us fuck like you're pissed off i was like no i'm just you're like no um but everybody was fucking well i kind of like so then some of the girls went to the back like to the primary room and i thought they were doing like mfm and stuff so i finally went back there and i realized that people were doing like gangbang so i sat on the floor and watched and i didn't know who i was doing um the girls just started rotating out well i got called back there they said okay they're like hey dan we need you your dick we wanted to start we want to do gangbangs forbidden freak started it i think and she wanted to do gangbangs but none of this to my knowledge none of this had been planned this is all just like it was kind of on the fly it was on the fly um and so she did it and somebody else did it well then i was I was like, okay, well, is somebody going next?
And nobody spoke up, so I was like, okay, I'll go next. So I went, and then once I was done, I started looking at the clock, and I was like, we have to leave in 30 minutes. So we had rented a party bus for that night, and we had to be there at 530, which is entirely too early but so this is like 4 45 pushed in five o'clock and i was like y'all i felt like the mom of the group i was like y'all we had to be there at 5 30 so i left you i was like okay he's fine you know you're like well you had to do hair and makeup yeah so i and i rinse off my dick, really.
I was ready because I had just been in a gangbang, which I guess I should talk about that. Because people are like, wait, you weren't in gangbang? So this was probably the truest one or largest one I've ever been a part of. There's five guys. Is that the largest? You've been gangbang a few times. Yeah, but I feel like five is the most. Yeah, probably.
Because the last time we did it like one or two guys struggled to get hard and then the time before that wasn't it just we did it that that house party wasn't like three guys no i think it was four yeah so five i think is probably the most yeah and that's a lot of dick okay like and dan thought it'd be funny when he got to when i got to sucking his dicks they kind of rotated he was like i like putting his dick in my mouth and then like rubbing it on my face and i'm like don't fuck up my makeup i gotta be on a party bus in 45 minutes you know the funny thing is i think i went last so i think you fucked the other four guys and then i got like three strokes and you're like okay you're good yeah because like my pussy hurts because that's a lot of people fucking you and you're like on your back well we talked about it at the party is what's that girl's name that supposedly fucked like a hundred guys or a thousand guys or whatever they had to be like i thought i could do that until this and then i'm like how the fuck did you do that you don't realize because you're on your back and like a lot of times my eyes were closed you know and like because it's kind of a weird angle so basically you had a dick in each hand two dicks like in or near your mouth yeah so you were like taking turns sucking two so i'm like jerking two dicks and a guy fucking you yeah all at the same time for five rotations that's a lot that's a lot guys like i'm just saying so i i get up from that and i'm like Okay, so now my makeup's messed up.
Z's a lot, guys. Like, I'm just saying. So, I get up from that, and I'm like, whew. Okay. So, now my makeup's messed up. Dan's, like, rubbing his wet dick all over me from my slobber. So, it was my slobber. Don't worry. So, I'm like, I got to get ready. So, like, I run and start getting ready while at least one or two more rotations happen. I don't remember. I'm trying to think.
There was two girls that didn't do it yeah so four yeah so it'd be four girls but if you think that's four girls you know in each one is like 10 minutes so that's like it was like 45 minutes of gangbang that's 45 minutes of you keeping your dick hard like yeah straight yeah yeah after we'd already just got done yeah with the orgy and all the rest of it yeah so i started getting ready and then you came i will say i'm very impressed with all the guys they were very every guy there basically kept their heart their card for like two hours yeah they like they killed it the guys in this like that would be amazing in like an organic situation you add in a camera that was because there's a lot of start stops yeah okay rotate okay start go well and like a lot of the guys would like rinse you know in between you know so there was a lot you're changing condoms and then once you change that take the condom off because we were most of us were wearing those skin condoms which tastes like shit apparently allegedly i don't know for myself but that's what i'm told uh so then you got to go rinse off so that yeah and then you know yeah it was a lot it was a lot so i get ready you get ready i wore my pink cowboy boots on saturday night nobody wore pink either and we had a pink party bus like come on people like i'm just guess i'm just different i don't know i did have rhinestone boots that i really wanted to wear because our we kind of like made our theme like we you know think swingers we love a good theme so we did rhinestone so a couple girls did wear rhinestone boots and i had mine but i had bought brand new pink cowboy boots and i'm but i was gonna wear those damn things so i went ahead and just wore my pink and said fuck it um so So while we were getting ready, somebody, I think for Ben and Freaks, she ordered pizza for everybody, which came in clutch.
Thank goodness. And then we ordered Uber. So we are literally like walking out of the door. The pizza was delivered as the Ubers arrived. So we're walking out of the door.
Stuffing pizza in our face yeah and valentino had to work so if you don't know valentino is a pretty successful stripper dancer male review i don't know male review so magic magic mike yeah so there he's like the magic mike of nashville yeah so they because they are it's like the bachelorette capital the world now so they have so many bachelorettes so he performed several shows a night so he had a show that night so him and emily left and the rest of us went to the party bus um we got to the party bus it was really cool it was pink probably one of the coolest party buses we've got on as far as like the way the bus looked yeah it was right so then we get on the bus and the bus driver starts going over the rules with us and come to find out we're not going to broadway okay now i didn't know that we were not going to broadway but i did know so when the girls were discussing if we should get a party bus or not the discussion was are we just going to drive around or are we going to make stops because Because some people had done the one that just drove around and they didn't really like that.
They felt like it was got a little old, you know, kind of quick. So we kind of decided as a group, um, if we could do like a bar crawl, kind of. Now I assumed those bars would be at least on Broadway or like near, near like one street off, like Second Avenue or something like that. That's kind of what I was thinking. I don't know where the hell we went. We were not. I don't know. We went to a whole bunch of dive bars. Come to find out, Nashville has cracked down on the whole party bus thing.
I guess they give out permits for the buses that can drive down Broadwayway and nor and these numbers probably aren't right but the bus driver was telling us like normally they give out say it's 100 passes well they cut it like down to like 30 yeah for this year yeah and so she had she had like five or six buses and she said out of our six buses only one of them got a permit this year yeah so the basically in order to keep because they have already purchased all of these they're trying to come up with different ways to use now instead of being a party bus they got a permit as a tour bus yes part of the tour bus permit is they have to take you on a tour to places yes and so the places they were taking us were dive bars we also could not stand and could not dance now it doesn't seem like that big of a deal but that's kind of the point yeah if you've ever done a party bus in Nashville they're fun you know you dance you listen to music you wave at people you hoot and holler at you know I mean that's kind of the whole point of it and that really and I don't think anybody really knew that I don't think it was anybody's fault it just kind of sucked sucked.
We made the best of it. We went to all these different bars. And they were. Some of them were kind of cool. You know. And they. We. But it seemed like more where the locals went. Yes. And some of the locals did not like us. Like one lady said she didn't want to sit near where we were. I mean. But let's be honest.
We were dressed like your typical nashville tourist yeah and so i kind of get it but like rude you know yeah um but it was fun i'll also say we ordered a drink and took a shot at every bar we went to and we probably went to five or six bars we were trashed or i was i was trashed by the time and this was like we got out this thing is 8 30 at night so i the last shot i took was a tequila shot which i have sworn off tequila since i threw up at moonshine mountain like two years ago so somehow like you ordered some kind of watermelon margarita shot was good, but I knew that that last shot was going to be rough.
And luckily, I did not throw up. I did not act a fool, but we ended up taking Ubers back to our Airbnb. Thank God, because we needed to sober up. We all, like, heated up pizza. Drank some water. Drank some water.
some water i was like fuck this outfit shit i got rid of my outfit what'd you put on a romper that was comfortable and flip-flops i was like fuck this shit i'm done you know it's like i was drunk enough that i no longer gave a shit if i was cute i mean i was still cute but like i wasn't like country barbie anymore uh and we all went out and now keep in mind we've all fucked all day so it was like like what did we fucked all day and now we've been drinking the rest of the day yeah so we were like ready to go we were ready to go everybody's making out dancing so we decided to go straight to jelly rolls bar because the two couples that had went back the night before didn't get to go and they had wanted to go there was a long line but we decided fuck it we're gonna wait well two of the guys had like t-shirts that they had cut out to make like tank tops yeah you know how guys do that and tara was like you're not're not going to get in with those shirts.
And they were like. We got in last night. Now keep in mind. They did not go to Jelly Roll. No. They did not. They went somewhere else. We got in last night. And Tara was like. Okay. Well we get to Jelly Roll. And they would not let them in. So I think. I think they said after 8 p.m. Yeah. Something like that. So yeah. So the rest of us went in. And the two guys. Went back to change. There was a couple of them. Went back to change. So, we went back to. Bunny's floor. Yeah, bunny's floor. Some of the girls could take some pictures. Met up with our security guard friends. We did.
Yes, we saw them again. And we had fun. We danced. There was a really.
It was a female DJ, which I thought was really cool she was good the um the bachelorette parties were there in full force and i love watching i could people watch all all day with those type they were just getting down dancing shaking their asses living their best life okay so then we ended up going up to the rooftop yeah And there there was a dj up there and then somehow tara ended up in the vip booth which allegedly people that were part of the titans or something well first of all she saw this hot guy and she kept wanting to like bump into him so me and her made like several labs you know like trying to bump into him it never happened but then she saw some other guy on the other side that she had seen like she i think had hooked up with him or something like when when she was married so she went over there and said hey to him and apparently because the vip areas were packed apparently on the other side there was like some kind of rapper or something that just released something so there was some kind of party over there did you not know there's a rapper well because the guy well yeah so the guy that she was talking about that she had fucked had on like short overalls with no shirt underneath it and she was like how the fuck did you get in that's how she figured out that he was like well i'm here for his album release party and because he's a vip they just let us in.
So then she's like, then we're kind of like in this area. And she's like in another VIP. Couldn't have found out. Yeah, like you said, I think they were like Titans. They were claiming. They were claiming. We don't know. They were members of the Titan football team. But they also did not drink and had all this liquor.
Because I guess they had to spend like a minimum to have that vip so tara was just like enjoying it she was just drinking all their alcohol she was just living her best life all i know is i turn around and she's like in their vip like sitting with them yeah and drinking their alcohol and like talking and i'm like who the hell are these people i don't know they they said they were 35 they looked all of 26 looked young. Okay, so then we're standing there, and this guy comes up, and he was like, Lacey? And I was like, yeah.
He was like, hey, we follow you, and we're swingers, and my wife's right over there, and we're here with a bunch of couples or couple couples. I was like, oh, that's awesome.
He's like, we're also friends with Valentino, and we had messagedaged them and i think they're coming here we're like yeah they're coming here as soon as he gets done with his show so it's pretty cool and not to mention he was hot as fuck so i was like hello how are you these are my friends we're all swingers so somehow them and their two swinger friends couples hanging out with us ended up hanging out with us and then two swinger friends, couples, ended up hanging out with us. Then, two of their friends were, those two couples were poly-ish. Ish. There were three couples, so two were poly.
I don't think we know. I didn't know that at that time. I didn't know that until the next day. No, I did. I said, well, are you still swingers? They said, yeah.
Then, they had showed us like we were talking about how we did a game bang that day so they opened their phone and showed us some videos that they had filmed they don't have only fans or anything like that they should they should but just showing you swingers film themselves i don't care what anybody says they do so anyway they were showing us on their phone how they had like all the fun things they had done that day so it was like obvious that they were all fucking each other so i'm like okay there's you know they're not like in a closed poly situation well i get shit-faced i was already shit-faced and i get and honestly i'm really surprised how well i held my liquor that day because i drank liquor all day well then i don't didn't some of our friends end up leaving early or going back to the we didn't all leave together did we no yeah no so two couples left to go back and so we stayed and then we met up with valentino and them and we partied for a while but then at some point everybody was like we're going back to the room which honestly i was having a blast i was not super ready to go back but i was just went with the crowd i think the idea was hey we can't do we can't make out we can't do anything too sexual here at jelly roll on broadway so i think several people were like let's go back to the room and we can have a little more sexy fun yeah so we leave And we thought these three couples were coming with us, but then they weren't.
But somehow you had gotten i got one of their phone numbers so me and tara record a video now if this video ever ends up on social media oh my god it was so bad we were like hey our pussies are open if you're open. And we're going to 3rd Street, 2489, apartment 6. Basically, that's the gist of the video. The next morning, we watched this video. We were like, oh, my God. We were trash. It was so bad. We were like, our vaginas are open. If you'd like to come, hang out. That's our way of saying we want to fuck you. I don't know why we just didn't say we want to fuck. We just said our vaginas.
All right. So we end up getting back to the Airbnb. Yeah. So we walk in, and it's obvious that one of the couples are having an argument or not okay. We don't know what is going on. But now we're trashed and we have valentino and emily and hopefully we have these other couples coming because we've sent them videos and it's like 1 a.m so we're just like all hanging out we're eating pizza we're chatting um and then the couples show up show up so i was in the back and i heard the couples coming in yeah I'll see you next time.
um and then the couples show up show up so i was in the back and i heard the couples coming in yeah so i knew they were coming so i walk in there and i was like oh my god you guys came i had no idea that you were coming and somebody called you out i was like you knew you sent them a video valentina was over there dying and left i was trying to play it cool but keep in mind i was trashed so i thought that it would be like i thought i was being smooth no i was not being smooth no so we like sit around and chit chat for like an hour yeah awkwardly but then like people are going in and out of this room to check on this couple you You know, there's, like, then, like, at some point, I got on that guy.
You and Tara both left. Yeah. So, it's, like, me and these three, me, Valentino, and Emily, and these three couples are in the living room. Everybody else is. I feel like I was only gone for, like, three minutes. It felt like you were gone forever. Really? I don't know how long you were gone. I don't even think I went in the room with the couple that was fighting. I don't know. But it was very awkward. It was very much divided. People were arguing in the back. People were trying to, like, have sexy time in the front. Some conflict resolution going on. Yeah.
I think the girls were definitely more involved with, like, trying to help remedy the situation. But, you know, like, drunk girls trying to get somebody to, like, get along it's probably not ideal do we end up in the hot tub or we just go to bed no we do not end up in the hot tub i don't think i don't remember i don't either at some point we did go to the hot tub those couples left the three couples left and then we went okay so we had to talk about leaving. So I'm in the back and I'm like walking towards the front. And the couples are like, okay, well, it's nice to meet y'all.
And I'm like, are you leaving because of us? They're like, no. You know, we're not. And we're like, obviously, we totally blew it. Yeah. It was a shit show. It was a complete shit show. Nobody made a move. It was a hot ass mess.
it was like an epic swinger fail it was and they left i think we did get in the hot tub and we got in the hot tub for a little bit then we ended up going to bed and again no fucking so the only time we fucked was on camera because you're not a real swinger i know you lived that out in real time that is not we were not able to close the deal either night either night you could have the first night you tapped out the first night we could have fucked the second night if we really if we really wanted to um but yeah the second night was probably more more one those couples left so we missed that whole thing opportunity which is what i think it was just a little awkward because you know the rest of us already fucked all day yeah okay let's just get better yeah but we failed yeah that's not only the case normally we always fuck off camera too but shit happens probably the first time we've ever that we've only fucked on camera basically yeah i don't know that i can think of remember that one time we went to nashville with forbidden freaks and we ordered pizza and then i sat there and ate pizza while y'all fun yeah so that happened one time i didn't fuck but only on camera but um doesn't normally happen whatever we lived up to the stereotype shit people say about us yeah uh okay then the next day we got up brunch we had brunch again oh and i left my purse in nashville god yeah so we went and had brunch yeah and then we go we leave hugs everything we get in the car we're hungover yeah we're tired i think we got a whole like four hours of sleep but because we had to get up and get out of the airbnb by like 10 a.m i don't think we went to end up going to bed till like four almost five o'clock in the morning so i'm exhausted we're driving down the highway headed home we've been in the car for about an hour and we stopped at the gas station right yeah because we needed to pee so we were trying to get out of like downtown nashville i think we ended up going like 40 minutes out of nashville you like look for your id or debit card yeah i can't find my purse and i was like babe i don't have my purse and i instantly knew i had left it in nashville i have an air tag in my purse though because i'm smart and i find my phone and looked it up and it was still in nashville so um and it was a brunch place they closed at 1 30 so like we put the address back in there and we were going to get there at like five minutes after they closed yeah so I called and I was like can please stay please stay there so I can get my purse and they did and they were super nice they were like it happens all the time and said most people actually get out of town and then we have to mail it to them and I was like I knew instantly that I had left it there I was like we're turning around we're going because it would have been a nightmare to try to get it it had everything i drove all the way back lacy got her purse and then i made her drive home he did he made me drive all the way home i listen i had done my driving he like he is one of those drivers we drive a lot because you know we travel i didn't drive all the way home i did you i was gonna drive and you said no so then he like he has this thing that i'm not supposed to sleep when he drives and i for the most part i keep it there's occasions where oh you sleep almost every time i do not i do not take that shit back i do not and he doesn't put his so he's like working posting tips awesome then he goes and puts his sunglasses on he's like oh okay good night and i was like hell no hell no i'm tired she's like working, posting tits and stuff.
And then he goes and puts his sunglasses on. And he's like, oh, okay. Good night. And I was like, hell no. Hell no. I'm tired. She's like break checking me and shit. Yeah. I'm like, I am exhausted. I am like having to chew gum to say, wait, get your ass up. This is not fair. Had you not made poor decisions, we would have been home by then. I was so mad. I would have been in the bed. I would have been in the bed. So then he was like, pull over, let me drive. And I was like, no, I'm just going to do it. I had to prove a point. So I drove all the way home. We lived. We survived. Barely. Yeah.
All right. But it was a great weekend. Yeah. It was a good weekend. I had fun. We should do that more. We should. You know what I mean? The problem is we have very few weekends available to do that. That's true. Yeah. That's true. The truth is they had to plan it around our schedule to even make this work. But I think I like not being in a lifestyle event, but hanging out with lifestyle people. Yeah, me too. In vanilla settings and, you know, a little lower pressure. Yeah. It was a good time. Yeah, it is.
It's like a part of the lifestyle I don't think we get to we experience as much as i'd like to experience yeah all right anything else for the swing nation listeners i think that wraps up our time at nashville for our naughty content house party i was like where is this going yeah it's a good time yeah thanks everybody that came out it was nice hanging out with you all let's do let's do it again sometime soon yes i agree all right well i think with that in a world full of apples be the pineapple be the pineapple guys bye if you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us leave a five-star review wherever you're listening if you want to see more of our content you can find links to snapchat I don't know.
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