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Hey there, pineapple people, and welcome to the Swing Nation podcast. We we are your hosts northern guy and southern girl and today's episode is part deuce part two of our hito our last trip to hedonism too in the grill jamaica it is when we left you last week we had just uh just gone on a magical journey with some of our friends. Yeah. A journey full of circus mirrors and laughing. Yeah. Shrunken heads. Shrunken heads and some good sex mixed in there. Yeah. It was just a good time. Yeah.
Really good. It's kind of funny because I think it's hard to really describe that night. Yeah. We even talked about it when it happened. Like, how are we going to talk about this? And it's like, I don't know. But put yourself in a room with some of your best friends and laugh for five hours. Yeah. And then mix in some sex and orgasms. Yeah. And that was our night. And a little porn. A little porn. Yeah. I mean, it's really good. Some apple juice. Sounds like a good night to me. I would do that.
Do it again. Yeah. I'd do that basically whenever. Yeah. Sign me up. Yeah. I'm there. Okay. So that brings us to Tuesday. Yeah. Which was catamaran day. It was. So we got up and got breakfast. And then we had to be out at the catamaran at like 10, 15. Which is an early day for heat up. Pretty early, yeah. And then you take the catamaran out. So if people have asked how the catamarans go, if, you know, basically anything goes. You can have sex.
You can can be nude you can do all the things um it depends on the group we've been on there and everybody on there is fucking we've been on there and everyone is butt ass naked and we've been on there and it's been kind of like chill chill yeah so it really depends on who's on there it it doesn't make it harder because like at the beginning you're all pretty sober because you know, it's 10, 15 in the morning.
Um, but, but usually like by the time you're on your way back, pretty much like, you know, the alcohol's blowing. Yeah. Getting a little more comfortable. Yeah. Worked up. Yeah. So, um, we took the catamaran out and we went snorkeling, which honestly, I'm not a huge fan of snorkeling. I know that you really like it. I'm, I think I She looks like she looks I end up doing. It's a little bit more fun for me. We never really see anything cool. That's not true.
There was all kinds of little fishies and stuff like that. Okay, well. You wouldn't know because you didn't have your head in the water the entire time. Well, I mean, it was just okay. It wasn't. I will say that this time the boat exhaust was pretty rough, and that's never happened before. I don't know if that's like it's the boat or we never noticed, but I felt like I was. It was the boat for sure. Yeah. When you got behind this catamaran, it smelled like diesel fuel. It needs some work.
So I don't know if it, the engine needs a little tune up or, or what, but the exhaust behind that boat was pretty. So if you, it's a catamaran sailboat, but they never put the sails up. They just kind of motor around.
And yeah, there was some pretty diesely smell coming out of the back of that thing which did kind of put a damper on on it but it was fun yeah i mean just kind of i think we should have just hurried up and got out of the way we kind of like sat there and like inhaled it for like dummies um but once we kind of moved out of the way and stuff it was fine um but that was fun we got back on the boat um and then they take us to a cave where um you can go through the cave and the cave freaks me the fuck out every time you seemed like you were worse we fucked in that cave before yeah you were like when we got into the cave the waves were a little bigger they were bigger and so like so it's a pretty shallow cave i mean you could stand up in it i guess yeah and um it the roof is not very high on the one side yeah so um and the waves were really kicking through there and my thought is one good wave and it's going to slam me into the rock and bust my head open.
The waves were not that. There was no – they weren't even making, like, white caps. They weren't even cresting. But in my mind, that's what happened. So I don't know. I just get very anxious going through it. I don't mind going through it, but, like, once I start, I just – let's move it on. Let's move it along. You know, there's bats. And people are, like, stopping to climb up on the little, like – Not me.
The ledge there, freaking out you're like what are they doing why are they getting up there like i don't know it's just one of those things like you don't you don't like lollygag you get your ass in and out like you know just let's just go i don't it just scares me i don't know it was fun um we've done it a few times now so it's probably less exciting than it was the first time. But I will say, you seem much more anxious about the cave. The waves were a little more than they usually are.
It was the waves, yeah. I don't know. And I feel like people, it was like their first time. They were just like nonchalant about it. I'm like, you might die. Not terrified because there was no reason to be. I'm like, you might die. Maybe you might be a little afraid. You know, nothing. There was nobody dying. And then, you know, you got to float and the water was very blue, which is wonderful. So once we swam to the cave and got out, everybody kind of just swam around the boat.
And then Party Mark lubed up the water slide and people started doing the water slide. And there were some impressive people.
J-Dub, our friend, she did, well, one, she did a back flip a back flip off the boat off the boat and then she went down it and she was super graceful like swan dived yeah a lot of people were gross there's a couple you know a couple last year you went off it and did like a first year the first year it was terrible did like a belly flop um traumatized and you've refused to do it ever since oh i'll never do it again never ever in life um you don't realize that like i think head first is the way to go it's pretty high up the drop is pretty so from the end of the pool to the time you hit the water into the boat or end of the boat no end of the slide yeah so from the time you go off the slide until you hit the water it's like a good eight ten foot drop right there yeah and so what happens is people come off it and if they if they it kind of kicks you out straight yeah you have to orientate yourself vertically to hit the water and if you don't you're gonna smack i'm not good at that i busted yeah i think head first is the way if you slide off it head first you just kind of have to tuck your head a little bit well Well, good luck with that.
I can't dive, so I would probably bust my head open. But we got to sit there and watch people do it. It was fun. We had a little sex in the ocean. We did, yeah. Which we try to do. I genuinely enjoy the catamaran days because we don't get a lot of ocean time at Hedo. No.
Which is unfortunate because you're at such a beautiful beach and you like are in a pool the whole time like to me it seems like wrong yeah um so i do enjoy the catamaran for this reason that you get to have a little bit of ocean time yeah it was good it was a good time we took a couple pictures with our friends it was it was a nice little float um Then we got back on the boat and this is when we start heading back so this is when like the party starts happening right so now people have been drinking rum punch all day you know for the last couple hours uh you know people have been swimming people have been fucking a little bit you know the more adventurous people um and then so we get on the boat and we're headed back and then this is where party mark takes out his bag of tricks yeah he has the drill dough which we've talked about that in the past which is a sawzall with a dildo on it yeah yeah then he's got like a whole other bag of like all kinds of stuff and he is and vibrators like off his rocker a little too.
He's, like, throwing Cheetos, and everybody's trying to catch them in their mouth. At one point, he was playing, like, baseball with his dick, like, throwing the Cheetos up and hitting the dick. And if a normal person heard us talking about this, they were like, what the fuck were you doing? I was the pitcher at one point.
I would throw the Cheeto, would try to hit it with his dick yeah yeah so it definitely was a thing as we were driving back he kept getting bags of cheeto and what he was doing is like throwing him into the wind and trying to get the cheetos to blow back at people and then have people catching them in their mouth yeah which is harder than it sounds but quite entertaining but quite entertaining yeah i had cheetos i i was attempting to catch it multiple times cheeto dust everywhere right it was on my dick it was on my chest yeah in my hair it was everywhere yeah so there there was that there was lots of toys we fucked a little um then he had a triple headed like what do you call those Is this A bullet.
Bullet vibrators. So it was one controller but it had three bullets attached to it. And I think at one point in time you and two other girls were doing that. And he had cleaner and everything. So we were cleaning everything in between and stuff. But yeah, I mean it was pretty cool.
And then he tried to teach you how to do um a trick like where you hit a mint off your your so he had like you know those icebreaker like spearmint like you know mints and what we did is we got our dicks hard and then he would what he would do is take a mint put it on the end of his dick and then like flip it and catch it in his mouth yeah like almost like trampolining this mint off his dick into his mouth yeah that is not as easy as it sounds i think you should practice i was trying to do it and one like i don't know if it was wet because i was swimming or whatever but like the mint wanted to like stick to the head of my dick so then it wouldn't go anywhere and just like how do you make it well he'd also had sex so they probably had a little me on there i was not good at it he wasn't great at it he did it a few times but um it was a shit show it was a shit but like people were fucking um the one girl did the drill dough which was actually really hot um do you remember that yes one girl on the mat did the drill though um and then as we were um like coming back into um like not into hedo but as we were passing the resorts there's like margaritaville secret i mean not secrets margaritaville um sandals beaches places like that mark was on the microphone like show me your titties and then he let me yell show us your wiener um it was fun i don't did we see any titties i don't think any of the it was funny though to like show their titties almost taunt the other people and you know that they like that's probably like the highlight of their trip to go home and be like my gosh.
These naked people were on this ship or on this boat, and they were yelling at us to show our teeth. And I almost did it, but I didn't because I didn't want Roger to get mad at me. But you know that that's, like, the highlight of their trip. Well, and I will be fair. Hedo knew which resorts had family and which ones didn't were adult only.
And so they only did it to the adult only if it was if we were coming up on a family resort they'd actually go offshore further and then they'd come back in so they they were cognizant of if there were family resorts yeah there was not many i think there was only like one or two on that whole beach line that we had to kind of avoid but um that was pretty funny yeah it was good uh and this is the first time what really, I guess not the first time, but Krista was there. Yeah.
Which is Mark's girlfriend, I think is the right term. They're long distance. I'm not sure how exclusive. I'm not sure the exact dynamics of their relationship, but. They're together. They are together. They were there together. They were there together. So we got to hang out with her a little bit. Yeah. We got to laugh and joke.
Yeah, assisting yeah just kind of hanging out she was vanna whiting for him yeah and so we got yeah it was kind of the first time we really got to kind of hang out with her and kind of yeah we had dinner a couple of times but she had been like not right next to us so we didn't really get a chance to chit chat but it was good um so we got back got off the boat we went had lunch and then we went to the pool right so kind of throughout the catamaran ride the like party energy had kind of yeah more and more and more by the time i get off the boat it's like let's go fucking party yeah yeah so we took that energy to the nude pool yes we did and we partied until like six o'clock that night like it was a good time um which honestly that's a lot of sun to be out from 10 to 6 i got burnt yeah you did yeah um and that was after reapplying um sunscreen quite quite frequently um but after that we came back and we showered and we got ready for glow um pretty much any lifestyle thing glow is like the um the mecca the what's the word i'm trying to look for like the highlight yeah everybody loves a good glow party yeah um on bliss at secret i mean it doesn't matter Hedo.
So at Hedo, they do the glow party right outside of the buffet where the stage is and everything. They do it. It's a prude pool. It's a beautiful pool, and people should use it more, but it doesn't get used a lot. But they have a place for, like, a DJ, and they have, like, a big screen.
So it's done up up there and it's really cool uh it was again hot as fuck yeah um the theme let me see exactly what they called it sci-fi sexy sci-fi glow ranger whatever the fuck that means alien glow yeah that's what i called it yeah sexy sci-fi glow but there was people in like space suits yeah and there was aliens yeah it was a fun take on it yeah it was fun but like reading that i was like what does that mean but essentially glow make it space right yeah space glow yeah yeah sci-fi glow and they do a good job like racial rascals was there at the same time as us and they had had, like, a table with a bunch of, like...
Glow paint and stickers and different, like, they were just giving out bracelets and necklaces and those little, those blinking rings. Yeah. And all the guys were putting them on as cock rings. So, you know, I think you get them out of, like, the vending machines at, like, grocery stores and stuff.
Those little, like, rubber stretchy like rings that glow colors i don't know what they even know what to call them but um they were passing those around and people started putting them i put one on as a cock ring yeah it was funny because like you could kind of see it through your shorts yeah um it was so fucking hot though literally i could like barely enjoy myself i mean because we were like trying to dance and my clothes like at the end of the night when i took my shorts off i could it's like i peed my pants like there was that much sweat i know i mean like the good thing is i took a lot of showers so um but it insane insane this is the night that they said was like the hottest on record for the year um so after the glow part we danced we had a great time we went to the pool with everybody again we got into that same rut it was super hot we got in the hot tub and everybody was like dead dead this was the last night that we made that mistake yeah i learned my lesson after this night but it was fine but again at some point me and you were like we're gonna fall asleep yeah we're gonna go fuck yeah and i think we kind of put it out there again like hey we're going to the playroom if anybody wants to go yeah and everybody's kind of like uh but i will say it was a long like so it was catamaran to pool party to glow party most people were dead by the time yeah hit the yeah the pool so and we just we just fucked and then went to bed got our snacks and went to bed yeah it was a good time sometimes i think you need those nights in between the craziness of just you and your partner i agree those are good it is good not every night has to be a gangbang yeah no i agree oh i wouldn't complain if it was no no not at all okay so now we're on to wednesday again we slept in we uh went to the pool and the pool was a lot of fun like i was pretty tipsy we were having a blast party mark was in the water krista we were partying but um topless does something a little different than just like he you know they actually rent a bus and take people over to rick's cafe it was on our schedule we were the hostess so we had to get our asses out of that we did not want to leave no we did not it was so much fun we were having a good time yeah i think we got out there like at noon and we had to leave at like 3 30 so we had like three and a half i mean i was pretty i was pretty fucked up when we left like even getting on the shuttle i was pretty fucked up but i mean i sobered up in the drive over i wasn't like i wasn't falling over myself or anything like that but i was honestly looking at this would probably would have been a good like beach morning like we should have went to the beach and just chillax before but the pool was so much fun yeah yeah so we actually we took a um it was two buses and it was like 30 a couple and they drive you over to Rick's Cafe, and you have tables that are reserved for us, which is nice, and we got to eat there, which we've been to Rick's before.
We didn't eat. Food was good. It was very good.
It was very hot, so hot, and busy, especially, like, so we were there at sunset, and as the sun went down, like, we were on the side that, you know, the sun went down, and there especially like so we were there at sunset and as the sun went down like we were on the side that you know the sun went down there's like a great opportunity for pictures and stuff like that so we got very busy over there as the sun went down we did not do any cliff diving i think a couple people did in our group yeah but not like you and i okay so we did it last year and that was pretty exciting for us and stuff but i don't know this year i guess i didn't feel drawn to have to well i really wanted to jump i didn't jump last time and i was i kind of regretted it even not i would never jump off the highway they have a small one that's definitely doable um i would i regretted last time that i didn't do it i felt like i was kind of like one of those life things you should do but um our business partner iron man his wife broke her tailbone like she didn't know it at the time she thought oh it just hurt my ass but when she got home she realized that she broke her tailbone so now i've been like really freaked out you know like i'm pushing you could jump off the little ones i understand she jumped off the little one no she jumped off one of the higher ones i thought she jumped off one of the big ones.
I don't know. It's not worth it. We had too much shit coming up. I don't have time for a broken tailbone right now. So I didn't do it. But it was a good time. Once, I think we stayed there until about 6.30. And we got back about 7. And we kind of had to book it to get ready for the show. And this is fetish and lace night. So the fetish show is kind of known for being the good show.
If you're going to catch a show, I think you want to do like the opening, the first day show, like the Welcome to Hedo show and the fetish show are probably the two I would definitely. And then the fire show on the beach are probably my favorite ones. Yeah, which we didn't talk about the fire show because we missed it in our five hours. And so the fire show was when we went to the room on our space journey that night. Yeah. We did go on the balcony and watch it for a little while, though.
Yeah, a little. So we literally came right back, got ready, and then. Went to the fetish show, went to the fetish show. So we ate at the buffet. Um, yeah, we just had like a small dinner cause we had, um, we had a Reese cafe, so we weren't super hungry. So we had a little, um, I will say though, there is a bug at Hedo this year that was not there last year or the year before that.
Do you remember like sitting at the tables in the buffet in the show area i don't know what they were kind of reminded me of like a gnat or something it irritated me yeah that would be if i had to give a complaint would be that this is weird because we've never had that i've never had that they like just hatched if it was that right time a year Or the weather was right or what was going on? But there was these little flies that yeah would bite you.
Yeah, and they were if you were outdoors I didn't notice them at the pool.
No really just when like in the evenings when we were sitting We were sitting still I felt like things were crawling on me, you know, like I thought gave me the heebie-jeebies so i don't know what that was i'd never experienced it there before so yeah i don't know hopefully that's not like an ongoing thing um but the fetish show was good it was very good and i you know we've seen the fetish show this is like the third year in a row gone to hito or whatever um i feel like they get better yeah like they were pouring milk on each other it's very sexual they were ripping each other's clothes off they were i mean it was pretty hot like they they're not actually like um having sex or anything but you've got to wonder if these dancers are like hooking up because they are like it's very like they might as well it's everything but the penetration it's pretty intense um so after the show we went to the club we danced there was a pole dancing contest i know j-dub entered it be nasty entered it which we've seen them dance and do stuff but there was a new couple beauty and the beast and the wife entered it and we had not seen her I mean we'd seen like a little dancing she seems like kind of shy yeah yeah she got up there and like she i mean she won but she like damn she's got an ass on her yeah and she knows how to use it i wish wish I knew how.
She was very sexy. It was very good. And it is funny because, like, you know, now we're on day three or four or whatever. So we kind of got to know her a little bit and stuff like that. And she does seem kind of a little shy and a little timid. Yeah. So then seeing her get up there and, like, who is that girl? Definitely, like, I think a lot of the guys in the group that night were like. Oh, hello.
to meet you which is funny because like i had already thought her husband was like something about him like uh i thought he was he's kind of like um um big sexy big sexy where he's just a he's a big dude and kind of you know like a protector teddy bear kind of feel to him and that i like that i have like if you look back at guys that I've been attracted to, that kind of fits the bill. It does, yeah. So when she did that, we all were like, hello.
Not that nobody noticed her before, which we absolutely did, but it was hot. She won.
She was center stage yeah so yeah like all eyes went to her basically so after the club i said earlier that we didn't go to the pool in the hot tub but i was wrong we actually did um on wednesday night as well i must have i must have messed that one up but um we decided we went to the pool the hot tub and i think we were kind of early this night but we decided to go to the playroom again um and when we walked in party mark and krista were in there with another couple which i think we were kind of surprised we didn't know party mark would do playrooms at least i've never seen him in a playroom we've never yes we've been you know he he used to what he used to host at secrets and he Bliss Cruise.
And so we've been, like, at resorts and events and stuff with him and never seen him in a playroom before. So it was interesting to see him there, yeah. Which we had talked to him on the Bliss Cruise and he had said he was excited to, like, be at Heat. I think it, I got the impression that was a little bit more relaxed for him. I think especially with our group, since it was a smaller group and there wasn't a ton of people.
I think he was excited that, kind of of like us i'm assuming it's very similar to us it's like when it's a smaller group he can actually enjoy himself a little bit more yeah and partake in things like that yeah so they were in there with another couple which was really hot and then so we kind of like watched them and fucked each other at the same time right yeah so we we grabbed we went in the playroom they were kind of in the back corner of the the dungeon there and so we grabbed the there was like a little bed on the floor kind of up at the front yeah you wanted to go be like right by them and i was like no well i wasn't okay so to be fair you and mark have been flirting with each other for years at this point we have yes uh and then and we me me and mark I've pretty much told Mark I wanted to have sex with him.
I've said let's fuck a lot of times, which is funny because he kept joking with me and said I need to use my words. But with him, I always have. I think before Bliss, like in November, I had texted him and was like, these are some things that we should do. And one of the items was fuck. And then there's been another time that we were supposed to fuck. And I think that's a good thing.
text him was like these are some things that we should do and like one of the items was fuck yeah so like and then like there's been another time that we were supposed to fuck and like then i was too tired because after secrets so like this has been going on this is not literally over a year oh for more yeah a couple years probably so like this is this has been like an ongoing thing it's not anything so i saw them there and i was like well maybe if we go yeah position ourselves near them like not like obviously we're not gonna jump in the bed with them yeah swapping with another couple but like maybe if we're just over there maybe maybe something will happen and i just didn't want to be that i didn't want to be those people like hey we're gonna come sit next to you and stare at you and i didn't want to be that way so i was like no let's just come up here we're in the same room you know if if they wanted to they would come up here and if they don't that's great we can just fuck and then we can go to bed it's late let's do it so um and and so i i don't even i don't even know that they even at this point saw ever saw us if i remember he told he said later he didn't see you but he heard you yeah um so which was high we got to you know see them and and then and fuck and go to bed so things are working we've flirt major flirting is happening i mean lots of things are happening 100 okay this is kind of that slow build all week right so if if we kind of surmise hito so far right we get there early in the week we kind of swap with our friends that we've been anticipating seeing and and we know we're comfortable with right so most of the play at this point has happened between us and j dubs and then be nasty and um and uh big sexy so those are all friends we've had been friends with for, I think, you know, there might have been some touching and some flirting and maybe some kissing in the pools and, you know, on the catamaran and some of that kind of stuff.
But no sex, right? So we really haven't. We basically, like, blow it out of the water the last two days when, really, we've done this enough. We should start earlier. Right. All right.. So we wrap up Wednesday night fucking in the playroom next to Mark and Krista. So we need to take a break because we have two more days left and this is when all the good shit happens. All right. We'll take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast.
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All right, guys back welcome back we just left you um on fetish night uh we had a good day but ended up again the hot tub in the pool kind of got us and our friends and we ended up um fucking each other while kind of watching a hot show yeah between uh krista and mark and and another couple and that brings us to this day yep so this is thursday we had scheduled a massage i think it was like 11 or 10 30 or something so we essentially got out of bed and walked in front of our room and And they have little huts on the ocean.
And so we did, I think we did like a 90-minute massage and then like a body scrub, which you really love the body scrub. So we always do that. One of the best, like we did massages on Bliss and Hedo's massages are by far better.
And a quarter of the price like we did um massages on bliss and he does massages are by far better and a quarter of the price correct um like honestly i think next time we just need to do two like tuesdays and thursdays like every time we're like oh now i will say what we need to learn we probably need to do the massage earlier in the week because then later in the week i'm always sunburned yeah and so i don't know if i fully got to enjoy the body scrub because i was a little bit sunburned and so there was parts of that body scrub that were a little bit painful although the lady did a really good job yeah kind of i think not hurt me but um earlier in the week she would have been able to be a little more aggressive with that i think yeah that's okay so like they scrub your whole body and then you go and like get in the ocean together and like rinse it off and stuff it's it's a great experience if you've never done it i suggest it after that we had lunch and the phone party started at three i think so we made the executive decision to wait until the phone party because we knew that it was going to be wild.
I know some of our friends like J-Dub and them, they went ahead and went to the nude pool and pre-gamed before but we did not do that. And I think it was the smart choice because this ended up being a wild day. So we didn't need two more hours of drinking. Yeah. No, it was a smart choice. So at three, we came out to the phone party and this is different than any other phone party that we've done Thank you.
need two more hours of drinking yeah no it was a smart choice um so at three we came out to the phone party and this is different than any other phone party that we've done at hedo every other time they like they used to do the phone party at night and they used to do it next to the club like next to the club there's almost like this little area almost like a roller skating rink or something like a concrete concrete pad that's kind of's a concrete pad that's kind of like fenced in. Yeah.
If you just look at it, it looks like a small roller skating rink. But they put this like blow up pool thing in there and they fill it with foam. And so there's no water. You just stand in there and you dance. It's hot. It's hot to like rub and dance. Oh, yeah. I can remember. You know, this is how we met Jersey Couple.
That was one of the nights we kind of connected with them and i still remember jersey rubbing her ass on me in that foam how amazing that was so i mean it can be fun it's just kind of like you get in the foam you're in there for like 30 45 minutes and you're like you're like done you're like yeah you're just foamed out and there's no way to really like get out of it and rinse off and wash off yeah without like getting completely you know toweled and getting out alive so yeah but now this year they did it and it was down there's a a prude pool but down like on the beach so it's the pool that's right there by the flame and kind of by the on the prude side near the flame restaurant there's a pool there and this is the pool that they turned into the foam party yeah so they some i don't know what you call it but some kind of like construction thingy above it i don't know i'm trying to describe it with my hands like staging they put like staging and it has like literally like a blower that provide that pushes out bubbles so the whole pool gets full of bubbles and there's like a pool table and the dancers and stuff dance there and And I don't know how to describe this other than it was a madhouse.
It was fucking wild. Big Sexy did what he does and got everybody trashed. I almost died a couple of times because, like, we were on, like, this ledge.
But if you're not careful careful if you take one step down you go into like deep water like 10 foot deep water and ever so often like i would be dancing or if you just step wrong you would go down and there's so so much um foam like the foam is a good five to six feet above the water right so like trying to get out of the water and then to get air so i didn't realize it was as deep so that that pool that's right there by the flame um it it gradually from one side to the other gets deeper and on the deep end on that side it's got to be i don't know five feet foot deep four you know four or five foot deep over it was over your head and the water just the water like the when i stepped down yeah oh yeah it's probably good yeah okay so it's i don't know it's 10 feet but yeah six seven eight feet over i couldn't stand in the water yeah and then they're they're on that deep inside this is the side that they're dumping the staging's over the top of it and they're dumping the foam into it from above and like lacy said that foam when it gets deep it's three or four feet deep above the water line and so where we ended up you know getting into the pool was on the deep end but there's a pool table on that side and around the pool table it's only three you know it's knee deep so like three feet deep so we're standing kind of up on this stage um on that side, if you fall off of it you fall into the deep end basically well and then like big sexy would like grab me and then like i don't even know what kind of like a football move just like tackle you tackle me into leave the foam and like i'm trying to i'm you know kind of drunk i'm like trying, like, trying to save myself.
I'm inhaling the foam. It was not 10 feet deep. There's no way the water was that deep. Okay. Well, okay. I need you all to tell me how deep the water – it was above my head, and I'm 5'7". Okay, so it's 6'8", 8 feet deep. I mean, what does it matter? If it's above my head, it doesn't matter. So, anyway, there was a black hole of foam and people kept falling into it. But yeah, we're passing out shots. And there's like a table in the middle of that pool.
And a lot of our group was kind of mingled to that table. And they're up on top of the table dancing and on the edges. And I'm telling you, people just were wilding it out. I mean, it got fucking crazy. The dancers were drinking. The dancers were down there. Harry was there. He was drinking. Like everybody got shit-faced.
I've never, like I've seen the dancers interact drinking the dancers were down there harry was there he was drinking like everybody got shit-faced i've never like i've seen the dancers interact with people i've never seen the dancers taking shots taking shots taking body shots they were we've they were grinding we were grinding at one point they took the microphone away from the girl because she was so drunk and then they like picked her up and took her off of the like platform.
I like hit my elbow. My elbow's bleeding. I mean, Harry's shit fade. It was, are all the phone parties like that? I felt like that one was extra. It was a pretty epic party. It was extra wild. I mean, it was insane.
I don't, I don't know how that could ever be talked but like the dance like we were just we were having so much fun with the dancers and then like i don't know i just felt like it just it seemed epic yeah like on a different level yeah we fucked in the foam you like bit me over the pool table which is like another like bucket list theme to phone in the foam. You like bit me over the pool table, which is like another like bucket list theme to fuck in the foam on a pool table. Like whatever.
In the pool, yeah. Who would ever thought? Yeah. We fucked. J-Dubs fucked. I'm sure there was other people. People were giving blowjobs around the table there. It seemed like people fucked their partners. I mean, I don't know. I wasn't really keeping tabs of everybody.
I got a blowjob from the the around the table there it seemed like people fucked their partners i mean i don't know i wasn't really keeping tabs i got a blowjob from the the two for the show couple girl oh you did yeah yeah she gave she gives a good blowjob too yeah i must have missed that uh you were probably dancing somewhere yeah i don't know it was it was a great time and topless travel was hosting a pool party like four to six or something and i'm like we have to go like so we we start the Thank you.
topless travel was hosting a pool party like four to six or something and i'm like we have to go like yeah so we we started the phone story started at three and i think it was only supposed to be like three to four yeah at this point it's like five five thirty and the topless party at the nude pool was only supposed to go to like six or something like that and we're like and unfortunately party mark had to leave the phone party to go you know host the topless travel party and so at some point we're like we need to get to the other pool to kind of support topless and and mark and krista and so we kind of rallied the troops we kind of got everyone followed which i was a little worried about i thought the like energy was going to be like really low over there but it if it was low it very quickly changed well i don't know it seems like so we kind of told our friends like hey we got to go mark's dj and we got to go over there and like and get that party going you know like let's take this energy and bring it to the nude pool but the dancers everybody came so we showed up in the nude pool we were probably some of the first ones from the phone party to get there yeah and very quickly within the next 20 30 minutes basically everybody transitioned from the phone party to the nude pool party and it and that party got ramped up and it was equally the dancers were in the water at the nude pool uh dancing and passing out shots and doing shots and like just like hanging out almost like people which i've never seen them do i've never seen them do them do that either.
Now, I will say they weren't like, they weren't. Inappropriate. No. And a lot of them still had their clothes. Right. They weren't naked. They weren't making out with people. They weren't doing anything inappropriate. But they were definitely grinding and dancing. They were getting the energy going, for sure. Yeah. Like, I've just never seen them drinking and being in the water quite like that.
It was just was just like a whole um let's see i made out with there was a single guy there um that was actually like a pretty cool single guy which doesn't happen that often and he kind of hung out with our group so i made out with him there was another couple that we had met on the bliss cruise and i was making out with him he was a decent amount older than me probably 20 years older than me 15 would you say i made out with him you made his wife come yeah she like wanted to fuck she was ready yeah i don't we were making out i she said at some point she said like i need your dick inside me and i was like i can't do that in the pool but like it was yeah i mean the party was turned up and we kept like getting in a group and we'd all just start bouncing up and down and almost like like a wave pool making a wave pool in the nude pool at one point in time we were all like like splashing to the music and just kind of like just like the entire pool was just splashing like you couldn't see wow it's just a fucking splashing party like there was a couple that was there on their honeymoon and they seemed so innocent and so pure they i they were in the lifestyle so i don't think this was their like first experience they kind of gave you that feeling when you met them right um i'd kind of pimped dan out early in the week i was like dan's gonna give you a wedding gift and i don't i think i was kind of tipsy and somehow you ended ended up making her come.
Yeah, I don't remember. She came up to me and I said, oh, you know, happy. Was it their anniversary? No, it was their wedding. It was their honeymoon. Oh, their honeymoon. I was like, oh, congratulations and blah. I was like, you know, what do you want for a gift or something?
I'm pretty sure she grabbed my dick and said something like, i've been eyeballing your dick all week or something like that and i was like oh well i can't give you that right now because we were in the pool obviously and so i think i fingered her that is pretty brave of her she grabbed my dick and said something to the effect of like i've been eyeballing your big dick all week or something i don't think they were as innocent as they looked no i will say like when i first saw them i'm like oh they're so cute and they're shy and you know they kind of seem kind of shy they were hooking up and doing all kinds of stuff with couples all freaking they were the biggest whores i think yeah like at one point they she was being passed around the pool like above her head i did check on her because i wanted to make sure that like she was consenting i'm like are you okay she's like yeah i'm like okay they're having the time of their life i'll get you down girl if you're not okay but she was she said she was okay but they they yeah so i mean it was it was wild i have never you know so we've been doing this in the lifestyle for a year right i've been in the lifestyle seven eight years almost at this point you know we've been hosting events now for three years two three years almost i have never been in a pool party like that no and somehow you got out of the pool and was at the dj booth with krista how did that happen i don't know you don't have no idea how it happened this is you know at this point it's dark it's getting dark 6 30 7 o'clock at night like it's like mark was supposed to stop djing at like six or seven or whatever yeah it's now like an hour past when he was supposed to stop djing i don't think we're supposed to i think the nude pool at this point is supposed to be like shutting down yeah and we're still going buck wild yeah i'm pretty sure they kicked this out like i don't remember how the party stopped but i'm pretty sure he was like and you guys like get the fuck out of the pool we need to put mate we need to do maintenance yeah but anyway starting to get dark.
I don't know why I went up into the thing. And Mark said something like, oh, Krista something. And then we ended up making out. And then I ended up fingering her. And at some point on time, there was a chair that was holding the DJ booth door open. She was in the chair.
And I'm going down on her her and she's coming in my mouth then how that happened who initiated it how exactly it transpired to get to that point i just look up and you're in the dj booth with krista and mark and then what happened so then you come out and then i mark's like get your ass up here so i get up there and he's like trying to dj i'm sucking his dick we're making out it's just like we essentially like soft swap and basically soft swap with chris and mark in the dj booth while mark was dj the fucking party it was wow and i don't even know why like i don't even know how it happened i can't even explain to you so after that actions that got it to that point we were like we have to get back to the room i thought i was pretty sober you essentially had you carry me to the room you did not like again you got out of the pool you got into the dj booth you're on your knees sucking mark's dick you're walking around the pool.
You seem pretty coherent. You seem pretty. You're drunk for sure, but not like pass out. I can't walk drunk. As we made our way from the pool to the room, you got less and less coherent. I don't even know. There's shots.
You were walking and leaving the pool but like by the time we got to like the prude side you were like leaning on me and then basically by the time we got to the room i was almost having to like physically carry i rolled one ankle i i don't know what i did to the other one it was bruised on the sole of my foot so i fucked up both feet in the process of getting to the, we get the room we drunk down daphne and mike we're facetiming them we're fucking as we're facetiming them you're trying to get her to like make herself come while we're on it was fucking you and i'm like oh come for me like so like do something dirty so that i can come and lacy like yeah yeah it was so then you're mad at me because you're like no no yes you're like your shit face we're never gonna make it to dinner because it's like seven and like dinner you know we need to be at dinner like now within the hour my hair's soaking wet or crazy i think you were trying to go to bed no you were going to bed so i'm texting jdub and i'm like they're like we're going to hibachi and i'm like first of all how the fuck are you on a hibachi like we're all shit face we all did the same thing all day how are you going i do remember getting mad at you but i thought it was because you were like you were done like you're trying to go to bed you thought i was done and i knew that like it was to the point like if i stopped i would have been done so i'm texting jdub and i'm like come to our room because they're like like literally right above us how do we go from fucking with daphne on facetime to like being in a fight and not going to dinner well i don't know it's called being drunk idiots so i'm texting jdu our room.
Come to our room. Because I knew, like, if she came to the room, you wouldn't be mad. So I'm like, J-Dub, tell him that we can go eat. And so somehow she convinced you to get your ass up. So I put on, like, a dress and, like, clipped my hair up. And we go to dinner with me, shit face. And I was, I mean, it took, like, hibachi takes a while.
It took, like like two hours and so you definitely sobered up you went from like you couldn't i didn't think you could walk to go to dinner to it's probably like an hour 45 minutes to an hour between you pulled your shit yeah um and so luckily we were able to eat and and sober up and stuff so that that was funny um so we um after that we had to get our our theme outfit on because we um we weren't we weren't ready no yeah we didn't even put on our theme no no and so this night was casino night and um once we got back to the room i was like there's just at this point it's like 10 o'clock i was like there's just i can't we had i had like a fancy dress and you had on like a suit i was like there's just no way that i can put that dress on right now but you ended up putting your suit on didn't you i think i did well just the top yeah and that pair of shorts and then i just wore lingerie and we went out so on that we completely missed the show um and this night they had a disco i think we shut down the hibachi that's how late we showed up yeah we were like the last ones in there yeah eating um and this night they did um a disco in the courtyard but it was a silent disco so they did like casino games or something.
Yeah, it was casino. They were playing casino games in the courtyard, and then simultaneously they were doing a silent disco, which is you put on headsets, and there's three or four different DJs, and depending on which headset you have on. But I don't know. I just didn't like it. It looked like some people were having fun, but nowhere near as many people that were in the club. And then you're in the courtyard and it's hot.
If you're going to do that, why don't you do that in the club where there's AC? I don't understand. Let the casino night happen in the courtyard and then do the silent disco down in the club. I think that would have been better. Or just do a regular club night in the club.
But the club wasn't even open no so this was the problem is now we're all in the courtyard we're all hot hot yeah we're all kind of coming down from this drunken crazy day we've everybody pretty much stayed at the pool yeah everybody was wild not all day so now we're kind of like losing that energy and we're like well what the fuck do we do right so at this point that's when you say fuck the pool we're not going to the pool because we will lose everybody and everybody wanted to fuck everybody like at this point and it's funny because again at the beginning of the week everybody's feeling each other out they're not sure nobody's and at this point everybody's like wanting to get it in before the week's over right like everybody's like okay we know each other we trust each other we vibing clicking, like let's do all the crazy things.
So we went straight to the playroom. So we left casino early, like 10 o'clock, 1030, something like that. And we're like, fuck this. We all went and got naked. Yeah, I think it was 11 because we had told Mark and Krista that we would meet them in the playroom at 1130.
And I think we went at 11 because we were just like well we're not going to stand here for 30 more minutes right um and it was basically and i can go down the list of people that i mean i there was a lot of people so i know i'm gonna name i'm i don't know i probably shouldn't name how should i do it who was there because there was more people there than i fucked i just know who i fucked so it'd be hard for me to like tell everybody and then like somebody was there and not fuck them so anyway i was a big fucking whore like there's no other way in okay so we we go to the playroom yeah the majority of the group is there yeah we take over we go into we were could not there's too many of us even go into the the uh dungeon yeah the air conditioning room right so we take over those four beds that are in their center uh underneath the stars you know so we take over that basically that whole space yeah this night um and yeah you're just a big slut i did i ended up sleeping with six guys which we've been around the podcast for a long time six is the most i've ever slept with and it's been it's been a i think i've done it like three times now but the first time was way before a podcast way before we got married we were dating it was at paradise valley in georgia which is like a nudist colony that has a swingers club right so it's you know this number stuck around for quite a while um but yeah i i just was living my best life it was it was a great time yeah so you you don't want to you're not going to name i can name yeah so i fucked you i fucked jdub i fucked mr beating the beast i fucked Mr.
Beauty and the Beast. I fucked Mr. Two for the Show. I fucked S and J were there. We haven't really talked about them. But I fucked J, the husband. And then I ended up, I did end up fucking Party Mark at the end of the night.
I was save that one you're gonna save it i'll let you tell so basically what happens is we end up in that center room um with the whole group yeah and and kind of taking turns with people yeah it was a great that's like if i was gonna say like what you want an orgy to be like that's what i want an orgy to be like it was you know six seven eight couples everybody seemed to kind of vibe with each other you know you would do one thing with a couple i know what i would do is i would kind of do my thing with a girl and i would go like take a little dip in the the cool off pool rinse off towel off come back and it wasn't i didn't have to worry about you because i knew everybody there was kind of had your back and was watching you and you were comfortable and so like the night kind of just flowed right yeah we were in there for hours yeah two or three hours yeah probably at least three if not four hours yeah and so there was no that's what i like i don't like there's not an orgy i don't like i shouldn't say that but it seems like in this lifestyle sometimes it's like we go to a playroom and it's like everybody's in a hurry to fuck and then it's done and then you go then it's over right and it's like an hour or less yeah i like this like kind of hanging out in that environment and being sexy and kind of flowing yeah flowing with it right going with what happens now to be completely honest i was struggling to maintain an erection at times during this night yeah it was difficult for me probably because we've been partying and drinking all freaking day i you know i had a heart on probably for half the day like there's just a lot going on so i don't know why but there was multiple times i realized that you were struggling there was multiple times during that little orgy session where i i was a little bit.
But I recovered. You know, it wasn't a big deal. But, you know, there was a few girls I didn't get to give the full experience that I would like to have given them. But that all flowed and was great. And then that kind of wrapped up and people started kind of peeling off and leaving.
Me and were there basically to the till the end at some point point mark had came up and was like hey we're in the other room we're in the other room don't leave or come see us i don't know exactly how he said it and we were like okay and so so at some point we went into that room and um mark and krista were kind of finishing up with the couple that they were in there with. I think it was the same couple from the night before. Yeah, or whatever night we had saw them.
And Krista very quickly went to you, I think.
So if I remember, it had started with Mark was like, I really want to see her yeah we have kind of this bucket list item where i want to see her get fucked while she sucks my dick oh he kind of threw that out okay and i was like well yeah i would love to do that um and so that's that's basically what we did she was sucking his dick and i came up behind her um and started fucking her and that was that was a pretty good pretty good experience oh i imagine um and so that had happened um and then i think you know we fucked for a while and uh i i took a little break and i went and got in the shower and then actually krista came and joined me yeah in the shower which was pretty hot, and I think you, when I was in the shower with her, I think you were just kind of on the bed with Mark kind of hanging out or whatever, and then when we get back out of the shower, and we come back to the bed, and then it was the opportunity, then Mark was like, all right, we've been waiting for two years for this.
Let's make it happen. Yeah. Yeah, and it was great. I mean, it was great.
That's all got to say i don't know what you say i'm embarrassed i don't know i mean it was great i mean we had a great time i wish that like we need like a four-way like a yeah yeah i wish we could do like a like a a room and nobody else be there i almost wish like when we had done the soft swap thing in the dj booth we could have went straight to like a room because like that well i was pretty trashed so maybe not but um but yeah like in a perfect world that would have probably been a better situation i do know that i would like i went down on chris ellie made her come um that was pretty cool rolling around the bed there yeah for a while yeah this whole thing took it wasn't like it was a five minute thing it thing.
It was like an hour long kind of ordeal. I mean, I had a great time. Like I said, it was a long time coming. Excited to do it again. Wink, wink. If he's listening. It was a good time. And so you and him fucked. I can't, there was, that other couple was there for a while. They ended up getting up and leaving.
Yeah, and it was just the four of us yeah I think Mark Wayne got us like a jug of water I kind of remember that I don't I don't know what happened there yeah that was a blur um but it was it was a it was fun again like I said it was definitely one of the top lifestyle days between the phone party the pool party and then just like a three-hour orgy yeah all that it was definitely one of the top lifestyle days it's hard to imagine all that in a day though like if you really like that felt like three days you know like it it really i mean it should be three days um i can definitely tell you i'm i'm paying for my my like i said i've everything like everything hurts on my body even still today and it's been like a week so but it was it was a really good time so okay let's get into our last day so then we can like wrap it up and like talk about all the things i felt like i wanted to do that after thursday but there's still one more day okay give us friday okay so friday we slept in um it looks like we didn't get to the pool around 2.30.
I was dying. I think my ankle was hurting. I think that's about when Mark came on the DJ too. I think we kind of timed it that way. Yeah, I just, everything, I was just really struggling. We were definitely slow. After the day prior, we were kind of slow to get up and get things going. Yeah, but it didn't stop us.
We still partied really hard um the pool party was again i mean almost just as epic as the day before uh big sexy was passing around his shots also um rachel's rascals does like they have like a certain like it's like a fruit punch type of shot that they pass those around and i would tell the guy i'm like every other like i can't take one every time because they literally like every 10 minutes they're coming around um at some point we decided there was going to be an all girl orgy yeah so as the party's getting going people are starting to get drunk again and we start doing the wave pool thing i don't think we splashed as much this time i think a few people were getting annoyed with like you kind of like we were having a lot of fun and we were in the middle of the pool i think there were some people that were maybe not having as much oh i didn't even notice that but anyway we're partying we're having fun and um you know for those that are listening we always do a discord group chat for all of our events uh and because of our previous podcast episodes the fuck it has been kind of a thing that people have been brought up so in that keto chat you know we kind of had brought up hey what's on your bucket list what are some of your bucket list items um you know at keto what are some things that you guys want to do and some of the conversation in that group chat was we need to do an all-girl orgy yeah and then several girls had brought strap-ons and so that was like a thing all week right and so some and during the week there have been several oh we need to do this we need to do this and it just never happened right and so this is the last day and i think it was ronda's like we are doing the all-girl orgy today she i think organized like was like we're doing it today uh we're gonna get our strap-ons you know meet us meet us in the uh what did we call it so there's a playroom right beside the new pool the fuck hut the hut or something i don't know there's a there's a hut that's kind of behind the bathrooms that's right next to the nude pool that has a couple beds in it i think like two or three yeah and they're like okay we're gonna do the all all-girl orgy in the fuck hut 4 p.m.
or whatever the time was. Yeah, I think it was like 6, but yeah. Yeah. So... I think like two or three. Yeah. And they're like, okay, we're going to do the all-girl orgy in the fuck hut 4 p.m. or whatever the time was. Yeah, I think it was like 6 p.m., but yeah. Yeah. So we all go in there, and it starts good. I get fucked by a strap-on a couple times. I have the strap-on on a couple times. I mean, it was. You girls were going. I mean. Yeah, it was pretty fucking hot. We've seen girl orgies.
We've done this a few times i think we did splash last year speaking of that there was a 13 girl orgy i don't know with the girls some of the girls are super bi some of the girls not so much so it's not always like the energy's not always there you know what i mean um i felt like the energy was here this time that's what i was going to say is you girls were i don't i'm trying girls were into it there's probably like six of us maybe i don't i can't yeah i could probably sit here and figure it out but um very quickly i started to realize that that something could like people were coming in at one point the single guy had brought in a lady to have sex with her on the vet and some of the girls were like we don't know them and a couple of girls got you knew katoki get i got uncomfortable he ended up leaving with her yeah and then like a couple like there was an another single guy that was in there and like one of the girls were trying to get stand up and get off the bed to like do something i don't know she was like cleaning up or whatever and he she the guy was so close to her that she couldn't even like get off the bed yeah get off the bed so one of the husbands was like do you know her if you don't can you please just give her a little space so she it just kind of like it was a really good in theory and we were having a good time it very quickly went downhill so this older gentleman and i saw the whole thing happen because i was kind of i I guess, in, like, transition.
This older gentleman who we had seen throughout the week. Throughout the week, yeah. Comes in, and he definitely looks fucked up, for sure. And looks like he's confused and not sure what he's doing. But he comes in, and he gets this, like, Mary Poppins-looking bag. He had a bag, and it almost looked like a tool bag. Like, it was a big bag. Yeah. I'm sure it must have been his toys or whatever.
why he had a bag and almost like a like a tool bag like it was a big bag yeah i'm sure it must have been his toys or whatever why he had left them because when we got in the room there was nobody in there i don't know because there was also like a motor bunny and i thought like maybe the motor bunny was his and he was like cleaning it up like that's kind of what i thought at first so he comes in and gets the bag and then he came in and kind of loitered for a while.
And then he's like, oh, and I think we were like, hey, what are you doing? You know, what are you doing? And he's like, oh, I need my bag. My bag's in here. We're like, okay, we'll get your bag. So he gets his bag and we think he leaves. He leaves and puts the bag right outside the door because I saw him. Like he put it like right by the door. But then he comes back in. And at some point he starts touching the misses of the two for the show. Mm-hmm.
it like right by the door but then he comes back in and at some point he starts touching um the missus of the two for the show he starts touching her and beauty and the beast the beauty of the beast like basically hops up and she's like don't touch her you know you don't know her do not touch her you do not have consent to touch her and all hell breaks loose um and basically like all the men are like ready to beat the shit out of this little old man and somehow i was like right by the door and so i get the man me and you are right there somehow we like put our bodies in front of the man and like you're ready to go after him too and i look at you and say he is an old man like i said you know he he's wrong but he doesn't deserve to get the shit We'll see you next time.
in front of the man and like you're ready to go after him too and i look at you and say he is an old man like i said you know he he's wrong but he doesn't deserve to get the shit beat i mean like he needs to go but we don't need to like hurt him you know it's kind of what i was trying to communicate to you and i think you kind of like once i said that you were kind of like okay yeah you're right and so i hollered for security and um security quickly came and got him separated from the group which was i was super grateful for because he was probably going to get the shit beat out of him by a bunch of like um alcohol driven guys like you know i mean like people had been drinking they've been in the sun all day you know these are their wives they want to protect and so it was a shit show um do you want to kind of go put your two cents well yeah i mean i think what you said is basically what happened is this guy came and went into the room two or three times and i think even prior to like people telling me to get out people said like hey what are you doing like who are you like like no this is a girl thing like you can watch but back up up like none of the guys you just kind of tell he was like pushing the limits right yeah and then after he had been worn three or four times like you said he started rubbing on one of the girls ass and then the other girl jumped up and said something to him and he kind of like started to say something back to the girl and that's when the husbands jumped in it was like you motherfucker need to get the fuck out of here right now i'm gonna beat your ass and he didn't even it was almost like he didn't register like he was that he didn't argue but he didn't really try to fight but he did also didn't listen because they're like you need to get the fuck out of there and he just kind of stood there and like stared at him and then it was like no you need to get the fuck like it was almost like it escalated very very quickly yeah it did um but security was right on it, and the security supervisor came in.
You actually walked over with, like, they removed him quite a bit from the group, and you walked over there, and you were quite, you're not a confrontational aggressor type person, and you were, like, yelling and stuff. It was a little hot.
I'm not going'm not gonna lie well i went over there to talk to him and i'm like hey like why did you do that and he's like i didn't do anything and i'm like there was 20 you know there's 10 other people in that room we all saw what you did like you can't let's say you didn't do anything you touched her without asking why would you do that especially after we told you two or three times to like back up and give her space.
And then he tried to say he was one of the owners of one of the groups and that like it was just confused. And like it didn't happen. He's like, what can we do to fix this? And how can we just forget about this? And so basically I was asking, like I wanted his information.
So I was trying to get his information from security because I just wanted to make sure this guy doesn't show up to any of our parties or any like i just wanted to kind of blacklist him from our stuff and our events and share that information with other group you know so we could just make sure that if we go back to hito we don't have to worry about this dude that's what i was trying to do but at the same time he was at first he told me he was the owners of one of the other groups that i'm very familiar with and know the owners very well and i'm like no no you're not like i know so and so you're not so and so and then he's like oh but i'm good friends with so and so and i think he had like security believing him for a minute you know i mean and so but it doesn't matter if you're an owner or you're friends with someone like that's that's not an excuse to go in there and touch somebody like i genuinely like of course like i have a big heart and i feel bad for him like he was like a little grandpa you know like i felt like he probably had way too much to drink and he seemed like he was kind of out of it and probably did not make the best decisions and because like so i felt bad like i just didn't i don't know that's just me but obviously he should not no one should touch anyone regardless of you know how much alcohol you drank or not drink but that's irrelevant um so while you are with him in security there's this guy and we're gonna call him mafia guy because that's kind of what he reminded me of like he was a white man but he didn't seem like he was from the u.s i mean or maybe he was i'm'm not sure.
Maybe. I don't, I don't know, but he had like a gold chain with like this lion pendant, you know, he's well-dressed and actually handsome and his wife was beautiful. And she was standing there and he decides that it's like, he wants to mouth off. And, um, he says, you know, like no one was hurt.
What's the problem, which, you know, if he's European, end, it makes sense because says you know like no one was hurt what's the problem which you know if he's european it makes sense because you know consent is different in other parts of the world where you can touch until you're told not to you know so there may be i don't know where they were from they in the hell they could be from texas for all i know maybe i'm just making this shit up but he was like nobody got hurt what's the problem y'all are just making a big deal like almost shaming us for like saying something about this woman being touched without consent and for some reason it flew all over me and I know Rhonda as well and J-Dub the you know mister like so all of us are starting to exchange words i'm like screaming at the top of my lung and um to j-dub he said something like oh you're a big man have you ever killed anybody or something like that and jade's like are you threatening me are you going to kill me he's like well i've killed seven you could be the eighth and we're like what the so then now we have security coming back out so like people are probably looking at us like we're troublemakers when we're not we're like this guy just started like groping somebody well the first problem was a guy groping somebody in the play and then this guy's mouthing off i'm like who the fuck are you shut like stay out of it you know because there was i mean there was a six girl orgy so there's 12 of us just the ones that were in there was people that weren't in the orgy that were in there you know or were still in the pool yeah so some point i'm like damn we gotta go you know like let's get the out so i'm pissed at this point like we're walking to the room and i'm like that you know i'm like i'm ready to go now i was not well i'm oblivious to this second yes fight because i'm still talking to security, trying to get Mr.
Old Man's information so that I can blacklist him from our stuff. Yeah. And then I'm oblivious to this second fight. You have no idea. And then you come up to me, talking to the security and this other old man, and you're like, what the fuck? We're over here getting... I'm like, what is going on? Well, because you were protecting everybody else. Like, what about me? I'm out of here in a mafia fight with mafia man, you know? Who's going to kill people. He's going to kill people.
And you're over there with naked man and security. It turned into a shit show. It was a shit show. So anyway, we get back to the room. But just keep all of that information in your head. Okay, because the night goes on, but it comes back. So we get to the room and we, again, we shut the, it's nighttime. Like we shut the pool down. So we have to quickly get ready for the night portion. This was, let's see, the theme of this one was another hard one for me.
It was Sovereign Seduction Gala, which basically like prince. Knights and kings and queens. Yeah. That was kind of the idea, right? So I had a hard time finding something for us to wear so we ended up just being like Miss Swing Nation and Mr. Swing Nation and we wore crowns so we wore crowns and seven purple you know our colors so we go to dinner dinner on the last night is always where the glow party is. They set up like grills. It's like grilled seafood. They're just like shrimp.
And they do the tempura. It's usually pretty good. It's very good. Now we got there late and most of it was gone. Yeah. But it was still very good. And then we did watch the show. I think we were able to see the bulk of that show. It was part of it, yeah. And then after dinner and the show, they did a disco in the courtyard. But this time it wasn't silent. They played music. Right, they had a DJ and loud music. Which was actually, I really liked, but it was so fucking hot. We ended up in.
I don't get why they don't just do it in the club. Like, I don't. Maybe just to change it up. I don't know. Do they not club. Like, I don't. Maybe just to change it up. I don't know. Do they not realize? Like, are Jamaicans just used to it being hot all the time? So it's not miserable to them? Maybe. Maybe. They don't understand that we're wimps. I don't know. So we ended up going to the piano bar just to, like, cool off before drinking. Knox Vegas, Mrs. of it, sung Stroke It on karaoke.
Yeah, they're doing karaoke. She did so good. She did good. Yeah, she did very good. And then, again, we were like, fuck all this. Playroom. Playroom. Don't go to the pool. No. Because if we go to the pool, nobody's going to make it to the playroom. Playroom. Yeah. So we literally copy and paste from the night before.
The whole group same group um and we're on those big beds and i fuck jada and i'm like reverse cowgirl in it like i'm giving it to him you know and me and him get up to get water and i'm standing there and i'm like oh dan's dad's fucking some random girl okay Okay. You know, whatever. You know, like, no big deal. And then I look again. And it's fucking Mafia Man's wife. You were fucking his wife. The guy who just said he was going to kill J-Dub. I'm fucking J-Dub. Listen to me. All right.
I didn't know. So in the skirmish at the nude pool, I never saw a mafia man's wife. All right. Yeah. All right. So fast forward, we're in the playroom and we're playing and like, you're doing whatever. And I think we were playing with, uh, beauty and the beast. And so you were playing with him and I was kind of playing with her.
And then I think at some point, like she you like i think she's sitting on your face and he's fucking you and so i'm just kind of there by myself so you went and found you somebody no no and then this this couple mafia couple um was there fucking they were playing around with main couple so there was a couple from maine that was in our group that they were newer to the lifestyle but they were there all week and you know we never really did anything with them up to this point um but it just so happens when we came to the playroom they were there on the same bed with this couple yeah um and so they were playing with them and so we i felt there was kind of a mutual connection because i knew main couple and then i didn't know this couple but they they obviously are getting along and what would happen is like when that, when Beauty and Beast transitioned to you, like this girl's head was like three feet from my dick basically, because we're all in the same bed.
She's like, she asked me, she said, would it be okay if I suck your dick? And so I do what I always do and look over to you to be like, you know, yeah, it's okay with me if it's okay.
And I look over to you and you literally have a girl sitting on your face and you're getting fucked and i'm like well i guess like yeah it's fine like i'm thinking at this point like so much is going on we're all each other like i think everybody you know like it's probably okay if lacey has somebody sitting on her face and somebody fucking her she probably doesn't mind if some random girl she's gorgeous she's a beautiful blonde older lady like she was not that old no she wasn't an old i don't it was dark i couldn't even see her that well if i'm being completely honest but i'm like here's this beautiful blonde that would like to suck my dick i try to ask my wife but she's being a whore so i'm assuming because she's being a big whore she doesn't care if i'm a big whore normally you probably wouldn't so i let her start sucking my dick and she's sucking my dick and her husband's fucking her from behind and at some point he's like her husband goes do you want to fuck her and i'm like i look over at you you're in a big dog pile of people i can't even see you and i'm like yeah i'll fuck her you know okay sure so i grab a condom i put it on she turns around starts sucking his dick and i start fucking her and then we fuck for a while yeah and then i don't I'm like condom, I put it on, she turns around, starts sucking his dick, and I start fucking her.
And then we fuck for a while. Yeah. And then I don't, I'm like, okay, I think I got hot, and I'm like. You tell her you're going to, you're going to get her some water. So I get hot, and I get tired, and, you know, I'm like, oh, you know, thanks, and she comes or whatever, and I'm like, hey, I'm going to get up and get a drink of water, you know, do you want a drink of water? She's like, oh, thank you so much, that would be so nice.
So then I then i get up and i walk to the water cooler and you're standing there with j dubs and you're like that's that fucking bitch i'm like what and you're at this point you have filled two water cups yeah i have two water cups in my hand i'm like huh i'm like you're like that's that fucking i'm like you cannot bring her water and i'm like what bitch and you're like that's the girl the husband that was gonna kill j-dubs and i'm like that's the one i got in the fight you're like that's the one those the couples we were fighting with and i'm like i was like do not bring her water well what do i do now you're like fuck her she doesn't get water and i was like okay and so i get back on the bed next to you and and j-dubs and i'm like i think i fucked up i just fucked that guy's wife that said he's gonna kill you and he looks at me and says the funniest thing i've heard in my life he goes oh where's his wife i want to fuck her i want to fuck the shit out of her i was like uh that's probably not a good idea but it was hilarious but didn't later she was like i like, I thought you were going to bring me somewhere.
And I don't know if, so at some point, I think they figured it out too, that we were the group they tried to get in a fight with, because they moved off the orgy bed into one of the side beds off to the side. But yeah, at some point in time, I heard her say, oh, what happened to my water? Like, I shut that shit down, bitch. Like, well, you don't get water, Lacey. That's what you get for trying to kill my wife. She was hot, though.
I mean, it was good they were he was hot too too bad you had to run your mouth or we could have probably you could have been in that entire orgy with everybody yeah damn i thought you're talking to me i was like fuck you i meant them too bad they had to run their mouth they could have i'm sure everybody would have fucked them they weren't a bad looking couple they weren't i didn't see him at all the whole time so i don't know where they went off to the bed i think they figured no i mean like the whole week i never saw them before that so i don't know if maybe they had just got in or something yeah um but ended up being like a great night we both slept with lots of people uh um you uh so we ended up again so we on that bed for a while and then we we up going into the dungeon like uh just a few of us i think it was us beauty and the beast and miss and mr two for the show went in there um and and did some swapping in there and it was hot but it um it it was it was pretty epic and then after that we went we did go to the pool well do you want you want to tell so when went into that inner room, Beauty and the Beast, he asked me to fuck his wife.
Yeah. Which they, I guess they don't do that much or they're pretty new. Well, she said her first swap was that weekend or that week. So I think you were like her second. Her second. Yeah. So I don't know. I mean, I probably should, we should have that conversation.
We we honestly we should have had that conversation prior to engaging with them um but yeah that which was i mean y'all were hot together i actually really liked her a lot yeah she's cool yeah they were they're a cool couple yeah they both were really cool i mean that was mr and mrs two were the show at one point like and the other was, like, choking me and, like, counting me down, and it was... They're dirty. The two for the show couple, you can tell. They're kind of, like, our...
I think they have a similar, like, or she's submissive and he's more dominant. Yeah, yeah. It was a good time. Like, those were my people. Those are definitely... And there was other couples I don't think we we even really mentioned like the the main couple was a super cool Couple S&J were really S&J.
They ended up in the I mean, we we were playing with them a lot of times in the orgy Basically, I mean everybody from that group I'm still amazed on how well everybody clicked and connected and how much fun we were all able to have together And just in just a week which really shows you and that's what the lifestyle is all about, right?
You can't get people from all over the country and even we had a few Canadians this time all over the world and to be able in a week meet each other get to know each other connect on a level to where you're sharing partners with each other and then really like a lot of first experiences and stuff like that it was pretty cool it was very cool definitely one of the wilder and crazier weeks we've ever had ever probably in the lifestyle but definitely as far as Hedo goes Thank you.
and stuff like that it was pretty cool it was very cool definitely one of the wilder and crazier weeks we've ever had ever probably in the lifestyle but definitely as far as hito goes oh for sure i mean like at some point between thursday and friday i was like i am a mother and i'm out here acting like a freaking fool and i mean don't get me wrong it was a blast i could not high. I could not do that all the time. Like that's like a once a year type situation.
We definitely don't, you know, I don't give that drunk. I don't do things like that very often. So, but it was definitely an experience and I look forward to doing it again. Yeah.
We paid for it a little bit this week, but yeah totally worth it i came home um like running a fever uh which you know could i could have gotten a bug from touching a door handle i don't really know what it was to be fair the flight home there was coughing kids all around us yeah i can remember thinking on the plane like oh my like i'm not huge on wearing masks and i didn't i hated wearing the mask all through covid but we were on plane and there was like three coughing kids around us, I can remember thinking, I wish I had a mask right now because I would totally put it on.
And that went from like running a fever to like a sinus infection or something, I don't know. So I definitely, both my feet, like again, my ankle, my other one was bruised underneath. I still, it's been one week in three days and I still have a bruise on my boot from I don't know who. So anyway, huge shout out to all the people that came out to Hedo with us. They made it. They made the party. You guys definitely made the event. Obviously, Topless Travel, Krista, Mark, you guys did amazing.
Shelly, Joe, the whole Topless Travel team, you these guys are great i'd love being partnered with them because it just takes such a weight off of us and they're the experts right they know how to do it they know hito they know how to they know how to do travel groups so uh being able to partner with them and not have to do it all ourself was i think that really made a big difference between this year and last year um having having those guys with us so um thanks everybody and again if you want to do it next year again one of the most epic lifestyle weeks me and lacey have ever had yeah if you want to join us i would assume next year i can only see it building from here yeah because now all those people are gonna come back i think half of them have already booked next year um so you know that energy is going to be there and And then whoever shows up new, it's just going to keep getting wilder and crazier, I think.
I agree. So we're going to July next year, 2025. You can go to swingersociety.net, book your keto trips.
Payment plans are available so you can break up those payments to make it not not so much uh not so heavy on the budget uh we'd love to see you yeah can't wait yeah all right i think with that i think we're out of time so i think we gotta go okay so thanks for listening to our hito again thanks everybody that came out okay i think with that in a world full of apples be the pineapple Be the pineapple, guys. Bye.
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