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I don't think they, do they say lifestyle friendly? I think they say it's, you know, whatever. I think they say it's an adult resort, clothing optional, alternative lifestyle resort. It's a swingers resort. Yeah, it is. That's what it is. There's no denying it. Yeah, it is. And it was pretty fucking epic. Like, I don't know how else to say that it but it was what are we like almost two weeks post now week and a half yeah we're still we're still recovering i'm still like a little sick so i came home and was like immediately sick um i paid for the good time that i had i I mean like.
Lacey likes to make out with everybody. And then she always gets sick after. Yeah. And then she always says, I'm not going to make out with everybody at the next event. And then you just do. I do. I don't. You need to like. I never even said that this time. I just went in. Screw it. Yeah. I'm just going to go for it. Yeah.
But honestly, like just to like talk a little bit about it before we get really into it there was a few days here on this trip that were like pretty epic as far as like top lifestyle days ever for me yeah i mean it was insane um and i'm trying to think like why this trip what made this trip so crazy like i don't know but it really was pretty epic i don't I think for us, again, I've really realized, you know, over the last year or two, the events where we're hosting 500 to 1,000 people, we are just working the whole time. Yeah. And we don't really get to have fun.
And if we do have fun, it's like, okay, now everything's done and we can kind of relax a little bit.
And it's like the last hour or two of the day then we kind of can like have fun this event we hosted what 12 couples 13 couples yeah i think there were 17 there in total that were kind of part of the group but 12 of them had booked through us um and so it just it just was easier and it was a whole week long so there was time you know there was downtime there's time in between um but i think we really just got to be swingers like we just got to be part of the group and hang out and have fun and we weren't we weren't hosting pool parties we weren't you know running the djs we weren't planning the events there was no merch tent there was no we were just in the mix having fun yeah it was really fun and we didn't have a lot of our friends we had a few couples that we were really good friends with but not like we didn't have like a large group it was really like i felt like we got to know people and made genuine connections and like this opposed to bliss i feel like we did just a much better job of like putting ourselves out there and having fun yeah you did a much better job okay i did yeah i did okay let's get into it okay we actually have notes well we always have notes but we have a cheat sheet for names if that gives you any indication of how this week went well there's you're going to meet some new people yeah this episode you haven't met previously and we didn't want to say anyone's names wrong we didn't want to accidentally say something so we literally got pen and paper out and wrote down a cheat sheet before um we got started all right well i'm gonna i'm gonna refer i'm gonna refer to you if i need somebody's name i don't have the cheat sheet in front of me i got it all right so let's get into it so we actually so our flight left nashville at like 5 a.m so that meant we needed to get to the airport at like three, like a couple hour drive to get to the airport.
So that meant we didn't sleep. So we ended up leaving our house about midnight. So we're night owls. So there was no way we could sleep for like two or three hours before that. So we stayed up. I slept a little on the drive there, but not enough to count as like anything close to a night's sleep. So we started this trip pretty freaking exhausted. Yeah, it was a long. I mean, we were basically up for 48 hours straight by the time we got there. And there was definitely a, you're torn.
You're like, I i want to have fun but gosh darn it i need some sleep yeah and we did sleep on our flights and stuff so we did have some sleep but none of it was consecutive so we were just struggling um we did arrive in jamaica about noon and we took our car from the airport to hito it's about an hour and a half drive from the airport to the resort which a lot of people say is a negative thing that hito has going against it because i think if you go to like desire and stuff like that it's like 20 minutes it's not that bad you get to actually see a little bit of jamaica dan talked the entire time And I was like, I mean, like my body was shutting down.
I was so tired. Well, you were sleeping half the time, I think. Yeah, but it took me a while to fall asleep because you talked and talked. Well, I like, when we go places and new places and see new things, I like to talk to the locals. I like to get the information. I like to tell me about your family. Tell me where you live. You got all that information. How's things been since COVID? Like, how is your family holding up? And we just had a good talk. You did. I just thought it was a nice. I tried to sleep through most of it. You get annoyed when I do that, but I'm just being friendly.
I was exhausted. I mean, like, I really wasn't trying to be annoyed with you. I was exhausted. I knew we were about to walk into, like, party mode. Some of our friends are already there. They're already probably drinking. Like, you know, so I knew what we were walking into. But we did arrive, and my first initial reaction is hot as fuck. Yeah. It was not this hot last year, I don't believe. We went the same week last year.
And this trip you're gonna hear us reference the heat a lot i think they said it was unseasonably warm it was yeah yeah like instant like they said like the glow night day the glow party night they said was the hottest day of the year and they anticipated to be the hottest day all year which that doesn't make sense to me but it is what somebody said that is what somebody said i don't know if it's true yeah it was hot as fuck i know that yeah it's not even the hot it's not even like the temperature it's just the humidity what kills you because it might you know it's only 90 degrees which that doesn't sound that bad but it's like 150 humidity like it's you walk outside and you're instantly sweating yeah like you could take 10 showers a day and that not be enough it was that hot we're going next year in july and we like throughout the week we kept thinking about oh gosh how's it going to be in july which we did hear that it rains a little during the day and that i think that probably helps some but this this was insane the heat was insane.
So we got checked in, um, we got food and then we made the decision to nap or at least I napped. You made the decision to nap. Yeah. Would you have wanted to go on? Uh, no, I, maybe, I don't know. I think I was good either way. I understood that we were tired and that was probably the best decision. But I don't think you napped, did you?
I personally now i think i did stuff on social media like i do i caught up on work or whatever but i think uh a lot of the group was already at the nude pool partying and so part of me was like i want to go see our friends and hang out and but you were like i cannot like i need to get some sleep and that made the most sense so yeah i was able to at least like rest a little bit i didn't think i actually slept but yeah well i i nab And we pretty much got ready for dinner time Was this the day you were a pain in the butt to get up?
I was like, come on, you gotta get up And you're like, just let me sleep I don't think so One of the days it was like that But I couldn't remember if it was this one or not Maybe, I don't know That's pretty common in our life So I think seems pretty normal. Right. That's the problem with letting Lacey nab is if she actually falls asleep, like getting her back up and moving can be difficult. Yeah. You're correct about that. And I'm usually like kind of pissed off when I wake up. You wake up and you're like mad at me. And I'm like, babe, I'm just waking you up because we have an event to go to.
It's time to get ready to go to dinner. And you're's like well it's not my fault like i didn't do it like we just have to yeah yeah so i think i slept late because um we were invited to have dinner with party mark right and shelly who is one of the owners of topless travel so and bliss cruise. And Bliss Cruise, yeah. So we were running late, and there was just like no time. And they were sweet enough to be like, I think everybody was running late. It wasn't just me. Because we showed up right as they were sitting down. So we had the Italian place at Hedo with them.
What do you think about the Italian place? I'm not a huge fan. I hate it. It's okay. It's not. Like, they need to close it. They need to close it? Yeah. They need to do something else. I mean, like, the hibachi is so nice and, like, new and fresh. And then you go to the Italian place and it's, like, terrible. Yeah. I just don't know.
I don't't know it's not great it's not great it's edible i mean it's fine the food was okay i enjoy i don't remember what i had but i enjoy actually i had uh i had lamb like it was good or something yeah and it was pretty good yeah mine wasn't very good um but we we ate with him and got to visit we haven't seen party Blue Scrooge. I forgot about that. Yeah, we saw him 10 days before that. We saw Shelly, too. I forgot. But we hadn't really got to hang out with Mark a lot in a while. So it was nice to get to chat. After that, we watched the show. We liked the shows.
They can get kind of boring at Hedo. Actually, going back to dinner, sorry. Actually, we had never really got the chance to really sit and talk with Shelly much. Yeah. And you and her were like instant BFFs. We were. I really liked her. Yeah. You guys started talking about hair extensions, and then it went from there, and it was like a whole thing.
Well, because usually at events,'s just like very superficial like surface level like there's not a lot like you can't really like have conversations so it was really nice to get to know her and i wish um i wish joe would have been there hate that he missed it but it was it was a good time it was yeah all right so on to the show so when we went to the show pretty much it. We just went. So I'll say the shows at Hedo are OK. Yeah, they're good. Some of them, I think you definitely want to catch the fetish night thing. For sure.
When they do the fire down on the beach, you definitely want to catch that.
But for this trip, as compared to previous trips, we used to always make it a point that we were there at the show and we would get there early and we'd have a seat and we'd sit through the whole thing like we would get there at seven we would eat and then the show doesn't start till nine so by the time we were out there we were out there from like 7 30 ish to like 10 and we were like like completely lost all of our it would kill your energy yeah right because you're sitting there it's hot it's humid and then the shows are okay but they're not they're not high energy no yeah. Right.
Because you're sitting there. It's hot. It's humid. And then the shows are okay, but they're not. They're not high energy. No. Yeah. Yeah. They're good and they're fun to watch, but they don't keep you like, it's not like you're up and moving and dancing and stuff. Right. So if you've been drinking and partying and going all day and then you go and you sit in a chair for three hours and it's hot and humid, you just kind of crash. Yeah.
And so did a good job i thought of this time where we just didn't we caught the shows when we caught them and we'd sit there and watch for like 20 30 minutes but we didn't sit in those seats for three hours every day no we didn't like plan our night around the show the only night we did was the fetish night because we really wanted to see it but otherwise we like sometimes we ate at the hibachi while the show was going on or actually ate our food while the show was going on so we saw parts of it we just kind of went with what we wanted to do more so than like the actual show right and i think i mean i think it's your first time at hito maybe you want to sit through them all but even then i would only probably sit through a couple yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't make it a point to be there for three hours a day every day yeah but like when we before we just that's what they tell you to do so we're real followers it is it's on the schedule it's like oh the show starts at this time okay we got to get there they're early we gotta be in a seat and now we're like screw that it's too hot and humid yeah no like i'll walk through there and like hang out for a minute but i'm not gonna sit there for three hours.
Yeah. And keep in mind, the show's only an hour. They have, like, a pre-show, like, live music. So that's, you know, I don't know. Right, but if you went there at 6 o'clock and then you stayed until 10 o'clock, I mean, you're there for. Yeah. So after that, we went to the club and danced.
And when we went to the Hedo the first time, it was during COVID and the the club was not open and then we went last time and we weren't really sure about the club because we didn't know about the club because the first time we went it wasn't open so i feel like this is like the first time that we really i like the club i like the club too and the air condition is like legit the air condition in the club is probably the best air conditioning in the entire resort. Yeah. It's like legit in there. And they have a bar and there's never a wait. It's like perfect.
And behind the bar, you can see into the nude, well, I guess the prude pool, technically. Which nobody's hardly ever swimming in that pool. No. But it's just kind of a cool ambiance. You can see kind of the blue pool water behind the bar. Yeah. It's very cool. But we danced and hung out in there.
It's kind of like cool ambiance at the you can see kind of the blue pool water behind the bar yeah it's very cool um but we danced and hung out in there it's kind of like everybody's first time to see each other and like right kind of hang out this is saturday night and this is a new group right so there's a few friends that know each other there was a few returns i think there was four or five couples actually came back yeah that were with us last year at hito and they all came back back. So they kind of knew each other. But the bulk of the group, it's kind of their first time meeting.
So this first night or two was really everybody kind of figuring each other out. Yeah. And we didn't go to the pool, so we really didn't know anybody where they had already kind of started. They were all kind of best friends already. Yeah. I would say I'm impressed on how well this group meshed. Yeah.
Like they left, a lot of that group is, they're going to probably be friends life now yeah but even the last time i feel like every time we do this i feel like they they do it as well like think of all the connections that were made last year that you know still so um it was fun uh this night the theme was what do you want to be when you grow up which i really struggled with because i was like i don't want to dress up as a nurse or a you know like what do you want to be so i had no idea what the theme was no so i was a gold digger and i wanted down to wear like a suit and have like money and be like the money like the businessman with all the money but he like when i was trying to communicate this to him he didn't quite understand it so he was like i'm gonna wear gold with you so i was a gold money guy i don't know what i was i looked like a rapper or something i don't i have no idea i gold chains i had a money gun and i was had an old gold outfit like shiny gold yeah i was a money guy you are money i will say though screw a suit like thank god i wore it because it's so hot there well and i forgot something i actually forgot to write it on our notes.
I was a money guy. You are a money guy. I will say, though, screw a suit. Like, thank God I wore a war because it was so hot there. Well, and I forgot something. I actually forgot to write it on our nose. I just remembered it. It's important to point out. Before the club, we actually did the piano bar. So, Topless Travel did like a little meet and greet. Right. So, that was probably like our first opportunity to really meet. So, we passed out shots.
And so, Dan poured them and me and me and big sexy which you'll hear us talk about him and his wife he is like the party everywhere he goes he's if you've been to any like he's been at secrets he's been to a lot of things if you've been around us and you've seen a big guy passing out shots that's that's him big sexy so of course when i have to pass out shots out shots i'm gonna like basically make him help me so we're passing out all these shots and when i give shots to people they're like take a shot with me let's cheers and i'm like okay so by the time we had passed out all these shots i was fucked up i was fucked up i was and i was i was a theme for the week but i was trying really hard not to take i really was the problem is when you're around big sexy he is really bad about take another take he's just that's he likes to get the party going and then we have all these new people that i don't know and i don't want to be like no i don't want to take a shot with you i'm good you know so i'm just yeah i got pretty tipsy pretty quick yeah pretty quick all right then we went to the club and continued that energy yeah but it was good i mean people were dancing with each other people were starting to do the partner swap where i dance with your wife you dance with my wife everybody was mixing and mingling yeah okay so then at some point we're like let's go to the playroom yeah we just skip the pool the whole like the first night um which is kind of crazy because typically we go to the pool um which we've changed that up a little we'll talk about that more but so it was us and jdub which i've heard us talk about them a lot and then um big nasty and be nasty i get their names confused yeah so big sexy big sexy be nasty um we all decide we're going to go to the playroom well we get there our room is very close to j-dub so i think we like walk there together and we ended up full swapping with them super hot i enjoyed it when we got the playroom was basically us and and jw couple yeah and we just went at it yeah we hadn't seen them in a while secrets or something and so it was and there was a lot of like texting and flirting before there's a build up yeah there was like can't wait to fuck you and so basically that's probably why we went from the club straight to the probably i think we were all tired too and i think we knew that right right that was the other part of it it's like everybody's starting to fade and it's like okay we're doing the fuck now or we're gonna go to bed yeah yeah um so we fucked for a while in there and so the way the playrooms work at hedo there is an open air room which you've heard us talk about that in a previous podcast which we love but it was so fucking hot that that was almost too hot out there there's like a side room it's kind of their dungeon yeah and um it has air conditioning so we found ourselves in there quite often um so that's where we ended up and then we were pretty much done right and that's when big sexy and be nasty came in and i did get to fuck um miss j dub on the swing oh yeah yeah it was pretty hot yeah she made a puddle or anything that's what it was yeah um then you how did that happen you did dvp with um be nasty how did that happen i don't know i don't know how it happened was it like what's on your bucket list maybe yeah i think i don't i don't even know if that was part i i don't i don't even remember how exactly it came up um we were all kind of they came in we were kind of all messing around a little bit still i think she started sucking my dick and yeah maybe we asked like oh so what's what are the kind of things you want to do or try or and uh i don't know somehow dbP came up and we ended up doing it with her, which was, I think at this point I was pretty much like done though.
And I will say, so with DVP, normally what happens is the girl, one, the girl gets on top of one guy, right? And it kind of rides in like whatever missionary, whatever you call it when the girl's on top.
And then the other guy kind of comes up from behind and does like doggy style yeah well that can be kind of hard the angles of the dick to get those two dicks and can be difficult so what we have learned me and you from doing this not a lot but a few times now is if the girl that's on top actually turns around and does like reverse cowgirl and then the guy can come in from the front and she can kind of lean back more so it's a better it's better angles okay so we did that and because i think we tried it the other way at first and it just wasn't it wasn't working and then she flipped around did the reverse cowgirl thing and then it worked yeah she she took it like a champ like a lot of times it's kind of like you get it in there's a few pumps it's kind of like oh we did it and that was fun that's me yeah yeah um but she was like like taking it like taking it yeah she did a good job that's awesome so that's pretty much it i mean we went do we get snacks pretty much every night uh we got snacks on the way to our room so where we stayed in the prude side and as you walk um you walk kind of by the buffet area and at night they have like chicken wings and grilled cheese and grilled cheese with bacon and french fries so we would load up a plate and we would take it to our room is grilled cheese with bacon a southern thing i've always known about it i've never heard like i've never had that um and like what about grilled cheese with ham you've heard of that well that's a that's a ham and cheese sandwich like that's a warm ham and cheese sandwich it's not cheese with ham it's it's a ham and cheese sandwich oh okay but i've never had a bacon but you liked it warm it was amazing like i don't know i kind of looking back at it it's like where has that been my whole life because i don't know if it's a southern thing though maybe yeah i don't know we didn't do that new england yeah yeah it was good yeah everybody that was a highlight of everybody's week was those grilled cheese um i would say grilled cheese with bacon was like the drunk person's like fantasy for the entire week it was good everybody that got drunk was like oh grilled cheese and bacon so that was basically our saturday um pretty solid saturday not a bad day considering we had no sleep yeah for 48 hours correct yeah yeah okay so sunday We slept in until about 9.30, and you and I made the swag bags.
So I prepare everything at home, but you can't really stuff them until you get there because it just makes packing hard. So we quickly made our swag bags, and then we had breakfast, which I love breakfast at Hedo. They have like an omelet bar. It's my favorite.
it um so we had breakfast and then we had breakfast which i love breakfast at hito they have like an omelet bar it's my favorite um so we had breakfast and then we had scheduled a tour so it was like a good we would do it saturday but everybody gets there at different times flats are delayed it's just a nightmare so we changed it where we only do it we do it the day after so people have kind of gotten like a feel of the resort. But there's still places that they may not understand or see. The playroom is hidden. It is hidden. Hido Wido is kind of hidden.
The Kama Sutra Palace is kind of off on its own. So like there's certain places that if you didn't know they were there, you wouldn't know they were there.
And it's, again again a good opportunity to see everybody together to figure out who all is in our group we give them their bags it's just it's i enjoy it getting everybody yeah because like you said i think basically everybody was there so it's the first time like yeah you kind of face to a name and we gave out the name necklaces and we took like an hour and just kind of walked around the resort together and everybody's kind of really it's a good a good tour to kind of get to know the grounds, but it's also a good tour to get to know each other too. So after that, it, again, it was very hot.
So we went back to our room to kind of cool off a bit and get ready for the pool. It was Mother's Day. So we called our moms and we got that, you know, done, and Dan realized that he actually had broke his dick. I didn't break my dick. That's a little extreme. That's a little extreme. That's why my notes say Dan broke his dick. I found, I had a bruise on my cock. Yeah, which is the first time in your 39 years alive? I can't remember.
I mean, maybe it's happened before, but I don't think it's ever happened before where i had a like a bruise so we were trying to figure out where it was from was it from the dvp i had also put porn on the tv we didn't realize this but like channel 105 or something she's got the channel memorized channel 105 and the hedo directory we'll get you to porn It basically is porn on a lube. And so I was like, well, we're on this sexy vacation. Let's put the porn on. We put porn on the TV the whole week. And so Dan can't just sit there and like watch the porn.
He literally stroked his dick the entire week. I'm surprised it's not wrong. It wasn't wrong. Well, it wasn't like beating off. It was just kind of light, like gentle stro stroking yeah so i thought like we even tried to like go back and look it's like i sucked his dick a little and like we recorded it that morning and we're trying to figure out like is the bruise there like did it happen during last night's play session so it was a mystery i don't know it's still a mystery it's still a mystery we don't know who broke nan's dick it was not broken For the record, it still worked.
Everything was fine. It didn't even really hurt. It just had a bruise on it. Yeah. And the bruise was gone like in a day. Like a day. Yeah, it didn't even stay. We had a meeting with Party Mark. Again, Party Mark was there to host Withtropolis Travel, which took a lot of the duties off of us. So that was fun. So nice.
We fun so we kind of went over the schedule like when what some things had moved around from what we'd been told before we got there so we just kind of had a little what's the plan for the week kind of meeting yeah we had lunch um and then we went to the pool the nude pool for the first time this week what do you think uh I love the nude pool I think it was kind of the highlight the nude pool parties for me kind of stood out as a highlight for the week it's funny because i think we've previously said we said like oh at hito we're gonna try not to go to the nude pool and party every day like we're gonna try to do other things and we did some of that but we definitely i think partied harder this week than we we have oh for, for sure.
We played lots of pool games. We did the Flick the Bean. If you've ever been to a Party Mark party, you would know. It's basically like a counter, and you have to click it to see how quick you can do it. I lost. I got last place.
We did the Car Wash yes which is one of party mark's like famous things like basically the ladies line up and the men come through the car wash this is a lady stand about shoulder width apart from each other boobies facing in so facing each other and everyone's naked keep that in mind and then lacy went through with baby oil and then some of the uh playmakers there at hedo went through with soap and water and basically you get all the girls all lubed up in baby oil and stuff like that and the guys and then well then what happens is the guys form a single line yeah and they go through the girls oh we were leaving the girls are the car wash and the guys are the cars if you're trying to envision this and the guys go through and the girls can kind of wash them rub up on them yeah as they go through so the idea is the guys keep their hands up in the air so they they are not like fondling the girls but the girls are fondling them the girls kind of have right you know, they pick and choose what they, how intimate they want to get with the men as they come through the car wash.
And some of them were, like I was watching. Some of those ladies. They were some digs. The older the ladies were, the more aggressive they got. I went through and I was thoroughly clean by the time I made it through the car wash. I was behind you. All of my orifices had been thoroughly scrubbed by the time I got it. I just don't like it because they use baby oil and you get that shit everywhere. It's in your hair. The good thing about heat is there's multiple showers around the pool, so you can kind of shower off. But yeah, it's kind of. Yeah. But it's fun. Like if you've never done that.
Yeah. It is kind of. It's fun to make yourself do those things.
Like join the games, do those type of things, because that's what, especially like if you're nervous and it's it's fun to make yourself do those things like join the games do those type of things because that's what especially like if you're nervous and it's your first time at something like this you have to like push yourself push yourself and i am like the first to not want to do that so i get it this is the first time i've ever done the car wash and i've been around it i don't know how many jobs and only because they made me like i didn't really make you were well they asked you to she was the lube girl so you were the ones i was but i actually went through like on my own so it was fun yeah what's fun it's harm was fun i mean it's not nothing bad no no not bad at all there's people that you probably don't want to fuck that are like rubbing baby oil on you but like so what yeah like it's not it doesn't have to be a nobody's making out nobody's doing well there was people that you probably don't want to fuck that are, like, rubbing baby oil on you.
But, like, so what? Yeah. I mean, like, it's not. It doesn't have to be a. Nobody's making out. Nobody's doing anything. Well, there was some of that probably. Oh. Well, I didn't make out with anybody. It was a great, fun first day at the pool. We ended up going in about 4.30 because Topless Travel hosted a meet and greet. And I was super sad because all of our friends stayed.
They all partied like seven o'clock that night um but we had to go back in because we had to be at the meet and greet and what was sad is that we had like no people at the meeting well nobody did it was topless travel and swinger society and there there's like eight people showed up maybe and they had i mean they had like odeurs oh yeah and all kinds of snacks oh yeah they had sushi and they had drinks and all this stuff made but everybody was at the pool partying and i don't blame them i did not want to leave the pool either we were i was like texting our friends like y'all just stop by here and get us grab a tray to bring to your room so they don't throw this stuff away but it was fun i mean we got to hang out there was a few couples and we got to spend time we got to talk to shelly again for a while and yeah so it was nice but it was kind of like oh like i don't know maybe the car the the topless travel meet and greet right after the car wash is not the transition to may like i don't know where that maybe it's like a breakfast brunch meet and greet you know like or something like before everybody starts getting drunk and partying you need to kind of squeeze that in there somewhere i think yeah no i totally agree um after that we went straight to dinner we had dinner again um with party mark krista and shelly we went to hibachi which has recently been renovated it used to be like open air and now it's all closed in um which basically means it now is has ac yeah which is a game changer well and it has a sushi bar in there which i didn't have before i don't think that's correct um and it was um i we ate there like three times yeah we did and it was delicious every night it was by far my favorite food because it's made for you right there and the buffet is like made in mass quantities and they bring it out so i just think it's just always going to be better when they make it just for you i agree so um sunday night's theme was mile high club so after janitor we went and got in our outfits and i really struggled with this theme because i didn't want to be like a stewardess i'm like that i mean yeah that is sexy but it's like sexy in a classy way and like how do you slut that up i mean i don't know so, I was like, let's do Top Gun, which ended up being really cute because nobody else did it.
But on the flip side, we had those, like, jackets, and it was hot as hell. So, we essentially. They were hot outfits. We were in them for all of five minutes. Yeah. But it was cute. Like, our outfits out of them were cute.
Like, I had, like, blue jean shorts and, like, a cute little white crop top and my aviators so it was cute even without the jacket but the tiktoks are cute i guess that's the tiktoks are cute that was really wet man even when we did this and you were like looking at jackets i'm like how we're not gonna want to wear and i knew that and i said i'm like i know we're not but like in top gun i feel like we can do that theme again so i'm not like i'm not so worried about like we can re-wear that. But I just knew it would be like different. There were some hot stewardesses. There were. There were.
They did some good twists on it that I probably like I didn't think about. Well, a lot of people just wore like lingerie and put like one of them neck scarf things on. That's what B-Nasty did. Yeah. Those were hot. There were some interesting takes on stewardess that were very sexy. I agree. So we changed and then we went. We watched the show again. So now here's two nights that we watched the show. But I think we just didn't go and sit out there. We got there as it started and then left.
So we were only out there an hour, which isn't too bad no yeah after that we went to the club it was open again on sunday night i think they need to have the club open every night i agree we did find out that they don't open the club every night i didn't realize that i assume they did yeah i like that flow the flow from like pool party to dinner to club to playroom like that's yeah it's kind of like the secrets flow you know i mean like i really enjoy that the problem is when they don't have the club you kind of then people start like to break up and go multiple places and stuff but yeah but i definitely enjoyed the club again it was the same same kind of vibe like everybody was dancing high energy like yeah that's that's why i enjoy that yeah yeah i do too i think that's like a way to like flirt i'm not very good at flirting like in person like hey sexy wait what are you doing over there you're doing i don't know how to do that but like i can dance i can back my ass up on you like that's like i think that's one of the steps to the progression yeah it's like i talk to you i get to know you get to know your personality a little bit okay let's go dance okay now i'm grinding up on you okay now like for me now my dick's getting hard like you can feel that like you know we're we're going yeah i like that direction yeah where if you know the other options that he was like okay you go to the piano bar we're not it's harder you're not grinding your dick yeah it's a different it's a different energy you know what i mean like it's not the same there's plenty of people that pick people up in bars and well and i think that's like maybe a different stage in our life there might be a time that we don't want to go we're like that club yeah and we might be more interested in like going and having like a glass of wine and getting to know somebody like there might be different but for now we enjoy the grinding right and i guess you know like similar to bliss cruise like we talked about on those episodes the good thing about hedo is they do have multiple options yeah yeah whatever works for you so um after the club this night we decided that we were all going to go back to the nude pool in the hot tub so during um dinner hours they close all the pools and like shock them and on the nude side yeah i think they do all of them well i don't know but yeah okay but the nude side for sure and so you have to wait a little while before you can go back and so um at this night we decided to go back and everybody lost their steam in the hot tub.
That's the problem. And people are like, well, it's hot. Why are you in a hot tub? I don't know. I don't know.
Well, I think most, I don't remember exactly how we did it this night, but most of the nights what would happen is you'd go back and you'd get in the pool yeah and the pool was an okay temperature but once you sat in it for 20 30 minutes you kind of started to get a little chill and you're on the ocean so i mean you got a breeze coming in so i mean it is cooler at night it's not you know during the day it was really hot and muggy at night you know maybe it's in the 70s or you know mid 70s or something like that if i had to guess what the temperature was so after you sit in that pool for you start to get a little chilly and then people are like okay let's get in the hot tub everybody goes in the hot tub and i don't know between that pool and hot tub it just kind of kills yeah you know there's no real dj there's no music there's nothing to kind of keep the energy up so to us that that pool in that hot tub was kind of the black hole yeah if you ended up there you were it was going to kill your energy for the night you're going to end up going to bed you can fuck there and i don't know why we don't do that i mean i guess because like we are pretty sticklers about condoms and condoms and water and like and who wants to be like bent over on concrete you know that doesn't seem people do yeah people do but that we don't you see all that stuff we don't typically do that though um but we did we're like hey we're going to playroom we invited people but nobody came yeah we're like hey we're gonna we're falling asleep so you know we're going to fuck we're gonna go fucking go to bed and everybody's like oh okay like maybe we'll head that way shortly and but i don't know if they did i don't think i don't think anybody did i think everybody was like yeah we all went to sleep okay which i think tells me we made the right call yeah we would have done the same thing well that's what like i know ronda said she was like we should have done we should have went because like we ended up just going to bed because so we ended up just going to the playroom you and i you fucked and you fucked the shit out of me.
And we went to bed. We went to bed. I think there might have been one other couple like over on the swing or something while we were fucking. But it wasn't really much going on. We were in the dungeon part again because of the AC. Yeah. There wasn't much going on in the playroom at the time we were there. Yeah. And then we fucked and I came and we went to bed for the night. We went and got our bacon. We went and got our grilled cheese and bacon and went to. And what's funny is we put the plate in the middle.
We have a king size bed we put the plate in the middle of this and you woke up and you had like french fries stuck to your ass i don't remember which day it was yeah but one night we we brought french fries back and we fell asleep with the plate in the bed and i literally woke up the next morning i had french fries like stuck in my asshole well not my asshole i was about to say wait not in your fries like stuck in my asshole. Or not in my asshole. I was about to say, wait, not in your asshole. Like stuck to my butt cheeks. Yeah. Maybe one in my crack. Yeah.
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I'm sure those condoms got used. I'm pretty sure they did. All right. So we left off with Sunday night with just me and you in the playroom. And then we're going to bed with french fries. Yeah. So Monday, we slept in. Of course, we had breakfast. And we went over to the nude pool party. If you've figured out, this is kind of like our routine. We had heard about this island called Lobster Island.
And this is the third time we've been to Hedo, and we had never heard of i don't know how we missed this i think we i think i'd heard i had i don't i had not heard of it and so i think when we were doing the tour somebody was telling us that you could take a kayak and it's you know just a short little ride over and you can go and they'll catch your lobster and cook it right there for you so we had all kind of said said like, hey, let's do that at some point. I think we said we were going to do it as a group.
Yeah, and so we had heard about this previously because those guys walk up and down the beach, and they'll sell you anything from a lobster to cocaine if you want. They have everything. And so part of it was like, well, if you buy a lobster, and they're like, oh, you take it over and they'll cook it for you. So it was like a mystery place of where you go. And then, yeah, so this time, I guess last year, some of the group had done that. And so this time they were like, oh, we're going to go and do this again.
And I think the people that were going had planned to do it the same time as the catamaran. Yeah. So we're like, oh, we can't go that time.
So we get to the pool and I'm i'm like why don't we go today which i don't think you really wanted to go i don't know i just got that vibe from you but like we just got to the pool it was the party just starting to get going but like i was looking at the schedule and knew that this was really like one of the only days that we didn't have anything like like we had a massage one day we had the catamaran one day so i was like ricks one day yeah so i was like why don't we just go now and so we all kind of decided to go so it was j-dub us j-dubs yeah and then big sexy be nasty yes yes and then um what we're calling knoxville Knox Vegas.
Which she has been on. We've talked about them before. That's the guy who was looking at boats, at trapeze while she was servicing me. Yes. So that was that couple. I don't know what we called them in that. I don't remember. Probably W and something. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. But we have notes this time.
time right their official name on on lifestyle apps and stuff is knox vegas yeah so they went with us so we were going to kayak and then um when i got you actually had gone to hito ito with jada and i somehow figure out that we can rent a boat right so we left the pool and we had decided that this night we were going to partake in some of the things that you can get from hito wito yeah we had made that decision me and lacy don't never do that i was in the military for 21 years don't have much experience with any of that stuff but we're like we're in jamaica let's let's try this let's try this out um and then so we're like oh we'll grab that for later tonight and then lacy was like well i'll go get the kayaks and all that stuff ready and then i think i had to get something from the room or something i think money for the room for the lobsters and then we met back so when i got at the kayaks they were one shy kayak but the guy was like i was like is there like a boat or something like i guy was like yeah we can take you by boat over there it's forty dollars a couple and i was like that was twenty twenty dollars a person oh forty dollars a couple okay i don't know maybe i'm wrong anyway so knox vegas husband was there with us and he was like oh yeah we're that's fine we're doing that so we all decide and for the record they were not shy of kayaks they were shy of no they didn't have a enough two-person kayaks i didn't think they had any no they had plenty of individual so this is an important conversation because all none of the girls wanted to paddle yeah so what they wanted what the girls wanted is us to all take two-person kayaks all the girls could sit in the front and not really paddle and all the guys would sit in the back and paddle right so there was enough kayaks there we could have all taken an individual one or a few doubles and individual ones there was no way in hell that i would make it there in a single kayak you realize that right tie a rope to you and drag yeah i mean anyway i would have flipped the thing i would have been wet i would have cussed i would it would have been a nightmare so you know we did the boat we charter a boat to take us a hundred yards to this island and it's like the shittiest little boat you've ever seen like a fishing boat and there was like holes in the floor the floor was a little there was a hole he had a towel over the hole it was definitely when you stepped on the floor it moved yeah okay but it wasn't actually the floor it was the floor boards not the actual i don't know what the fuck like the actual hole of the boat yeah so we start going over there and we're like you're coming back to get he's like call have the guys call me he's like i'm gonna drop you off on the island and then you just tell the guys when to call me and i'll come back and we were like but no you're coming back right he back, right?
He's like, yes. Like he told us he had been working there for like 30 years. He's like, I will come back. We've already paid him at this point. Yeah. We've paid him the round trip price. So we're like, okay, you're coming back. He's like, we're coming back. Yeah. So we arrive.
We start getting off of the boat and the gentleman comes up and he's like welcome you want a lobster and he's like asking himself this question and this other guy let's before you get into this let's describe this island just for a second right so we pull up on the boat and there's this nice nice beach yeah right and there's this it's a little island i don't know maybe an acre maybe two acre island right and there's tents tarps tarps yeah it wasn't a tent it was like tarps with Thank you.
i don't know maybe an acre maybe two acre island right and there's tents tarps tarps yeah it wasn't a tent it was like tarps with some like handmade picnic tables underneath them yeah um there's a couple grills but they're like not like a barbecue grill you get at walmart it's like a metal square box with like a grate over it yeah um but there's clearly as you pull up and you see there's like two camps there yeah it's not all one united island it's like there's two campsites yeah on this island okay and then what happens so the one guy came up and started talking to us and so like obviously we like we're like we want lobster you know he's like why do you have crab you have lobster and the other guy they were speaking english but i don't know exactly the only thing in jamaican the only thing i really got out of that it was he was going to kill him they were fighting there was a turf war over us and so to be fair there was nobody else there i think there was one couple there yeah when we pulled they were already eating so there's eight of us right so there's one couple they're eating with the in the camp that of the guy that approaches us right and he just starts and we don't really know at this point in time we don't know they're two divided camps we don't know what's going on but the guy starts talking to us asking what we want we're like oh we'd like some lobster we'd like some crab and as he's kind of like getting us seated and set up this other guy comes over and he's talking very fast in jamaican and you can't understand what he's saying but it's very clear that he is not happy with what just went down yeah um and yeah at some point in time i think he's threatening this other guy and it's like awkward very awkward and like all of us are like kind of oh shit what do we get ourselves into yeah very much like it's something like is there going to be a fight like are we going to have to defend ourselves the boat is gone we have no boat we're stuck on this island with these people and they're clearly pissed off not at us but at each other so like what is going to happen here?
We're like, we will buy. Whatever you want. Whatever you want, basically. And so, we order lobster. We think we order four, but we end up getting seven, I think. But then, I don't like lobster, so I wanted crab. And so, the one guy went and got, ended up telling the other guy. To sell you crab. Sell me crab. So, one one guy went and ended up telling the other guy. To sell you crab. Sell me crab. So one camp was the lobster camp. Apparently the other camp was the crab camp. Yeah. The lobster camp said he had crabs, but then it turned out he didn't have crabs.
So he had to go buy crabs from the crab camp guy. So the crab camp guy came and he was like, we were like, okay, we want one. It was like $70. So we were like, oh, okay. To be fair, it was a giant-ass crab. Yeah, but I thought we only ordered one. Yeah. We ended up with two. So somehow we got- We thought we ordered four lobsters, one crab. We ended up with seven lobsters and two crabs. Yeah, and the crabs were $70 a piece. The lobsters were $40, $45. Also, we found out that it was not lobster season.
So technically, this was Ollie-L i don't know i don't know how if that's even true i think it is negotiating tactic no no i think it is because i heard party mark say it when we were at rick's cafe the lobsters were out of season yeah it's out of season so um uh so yeah so we anyway it took them forever to cook the food or it felt like forever i was ready to eat that shit and go like i was like a little afraid to be fair like the lobsters were alive when we got there yeah in a cage in the ocean and then they pulled them up they cleaned them they cooked them i mean they they put the sauce and stuff on they were delicious we were terrified the whole time until we got our food.
Yeah. And they had food. They had Coke. I mean, it was very, very good. Beer, water. There was no utensils. No, not really. There was no crab cracker. You had to use a rocker. I think we were using the Coke bottles to smash up the crab. We would cover it. They did have napkins, so we'd cover it with a napkin. The guy showed us. He's like, oh, no.
We're like, oh, do you have any crab cracker claw thing because these crabs were like like hard like yeah real thick shells and he's like no just cover with a napkin and smash it with a coke bottle we're like oh okay but it did work yeah but they were so delicious it was all delicious the crab was really good the lobster was really really good yeah it was excellent excellent food some of the best food i've had now we did spend like 500 okay so which we probably could have spent like half of that if we had like negotiated or we were afraid of getting murdered, so like it just seemed worth it to pay the money.
So it's time to pay, and the crab was like $150, and you brought like $160, so you just gave the guy. I just paid the crab guy. Yeah. We were we were like, okay, he's done. And then the other thing was like $350 for the seven lobsters that we only ordered four. And we had gotten drinks and stuff. And so the other three couples split. So we ended up spending about the same price per couple. We all spent like $150, yeah. So it was the most expensive meal, but it was delicious. So they called our guy. Our guy came back. You had to do it again.
I would say negotiate the price before you and make it very, very clear how many lobsters you actually want. Yeah. We were like, well, we only ordered four. I want to, we're going back. Yeah. We'll go back to heat up. We're going back. That food was good. It was very good. But we just need to, I think we need to improve our negotiating skills.
and as somebody that's traveled to like other third world countries that's something that americans just are not good at i just didn't know what to expect and i guess because hito is so like modern as far as like everyone there speaks really good english and it's like everything is just on the up and up i did not expect what we were writing into and i think now that we know i think it'll be a lot different if you went over there and before you let them give you anything you said okay this is what we want how much yeah and probably whatever they tell you like try to get it for half of what they tell you you know i mean like negotiate a little bit yeah you probably get a bunch better price and more people ended up pulling up once we it was just the whole like the guy was going to kill the other guy over crabs and lobsters and we were just like oh i guarantee the jamaicans aren't paying 50 for a lobster no no they're not so that we did that which was a lot of fun um we ended it was an experience yeah we ended up taking the guy did come back and took us back um and so you and i went and rested a little bit in the room because i needed to wash my hair so i'd gotten it wet in the ocean in the pool and it was jamaica night so we we had to get ready for all of that and so jamaica night was done differently than the way it was the last time we were there the last time we were there it was just a meal like normal at the buffet this time they like basically brought the buffet to the beach yeah they brought like a stage down to the beach they had brought the the whole a whole buffet down to the beach tables and the sand yeah uh It wasamaican themed like food but it was really good food uh and they had bands and songs and i felt like it was like i don't know if it was the hito band or if they brought in like a band i felt like they brought someone yeah i did too yeah and they were doing like jamaic like traditional jamaican dances and they were teaching people so um that's pretty much the only thing of the night that we really got to so before we went to dinner we had begun to partake in some of the stuff that we got from hito we do yeah and as we're at dinner that stuff is beginning to to take effect yeah on us yeah and so at some point we're like let's just go back to the room yeah like there's too much well i thought we were only going back for just like a little bit i don't know why people were overstimulated there was a lot going on lots of music lots of lights people were starting to get a little i don't know paranoid or what by like being in that environment yeah so we ended up the us j-dubs couple and then be nasty and a big sexy yeah we all went back to jdubs room yeah which was a nice room by the way they have they had a um premium room which i highly suggest we've always i almost feel bad like i'm giving off the secret i know we've always just done like a regular room spend the money upgrade to premium room.
But we get in there and we ended up staying in there for five hours. So we get in there. They like turn off the lights and they got like this strobe light going. They have all the beds or all the rooms that you don't have mirrors on the ceiling. But because this is a new mirror. A new room. A new room.
I don't think it was like a plastic mirror like it was not glass or something yeah so it was almost like a circus mirror like it was not i mean we think it was in my head it was like verify that like we meant to go back there and look at the mirror like yeah the next day sober but but it was like like a circus like a clown mirror. Like when you go in those fun houses. It like misshapes some of your body parts, yeah. Yeah. And it was... So anyway, it ends up with the six of us in bed, looking at the mirror... For five hours. And laughing. We turn porn on the TV. We're like laughing at the porn.
Yeah. It was sexy. I mean, at times it would get sexy. I felt like I ruined the sexiness. Because you were just laughing the whole time. Yeah, I just laughed the whole time. You just wanted to go down on all the girls. I did not want to, I did. You just wanted to lay there and lick pussy. If you just left me alone and let me just lay there and lick pussy all night, I would have been the happiest man alive.
Yeah, that's what you wanted to do um big sexy took a lot of showers um i tried to steal a magic wand uh what else happened i don't know it was it was funny because we were like the next day we're like how are we going to explain this on the podcast because it was i don't know it was a journey it was a journey we went on a journey with our friends but it was fun like it was fun it was it was safe it was nothing we didn't do anything wrong no we were i mean we're in good company we you know the things we partook in we're from a legitimate source you know like all good like um we didn't buy them from the gas no we did not buy it from the guy on the beach like but it was a good experience it was very it was a lot of it was a different experience i think a lot of times when we swing and we swap it's like go go go club party like you know and it's like oh you'll you know like you go from the club to the playroom and you fuck in like an hour and then it's to go to bed right yeah where this was like three four hours of us hanging out with our friends five five hours oh gosh five hours of us hanging out with our friends.
That's five. Five hours. Oh, gosh. Five hours of us hanging out with our friends. And it was sensual at times. I mean, there was kissing. There was fucking. There was. But it was also a lot of like just laughing and talking. And who the fuck knows what we talked about? I have no idea. I don't remember all the conversations. But some of them were in depth. Some of them were funny. Like it was just a whole experience.
It a journey it was a journey we went on a journey with our friends and uh i would do it again yeah i'll do it again tomorrow yeah so we after we got done we went and got food again we actually went to the pool so the um nude pool the grill is open late and honestly that's like one of the best kept secrets like that is where like the best food like outside of the hibachi as far as like just something quick they have really good food and they make it you know to order after five hours we'd all kind of sobered up a bit if you will and so we made our way we were and for one reason we were all hungry we were all starving we were starving yeah so we went over to the pool yeah and got food got food i think we hung out a little bit and talked to do we get in the hot tub i don't think so i just think we said hey and then we went everybody's like where have you been we're like oh we've been all kinds of places yeah we've been to outer space and back.
But it was fun. Yeah. We had a good time. So we got through Saturday, Sunday, Monday. At least we got kind of far. Okay. Well, I think that we're kind of out of time. We're going to leave you with. Our journey. Our journey. Yeah. That was a unique experience, though. For real, though. It was for us. Yeah. That's nothing, you know, if you look back at the way we've been engaging in the lifestyle for the last five years, that's not a way we've ever done it before. Yeah. It's a way I would do it again, though. It was a lot of fun. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Okay. So if you want to go to Hedo with us.
Yeah. Take us around on sale right now. We are removed it to the end of July, 1st of August, next year. Not next week, I wish. Next year, we're going again with topless travel. My Frisky Business will be there. It's also going to be Young Swingers Week. Young Lifestyles Week. Young Lifestyle Week, sorry.
Which does not mean that if you're we're 40 we'll be 41 at the time so it's whatever that means to you so super excited yeah so go if you go to swingers society.net you can get signed up for um the 2025 hedo trip there is payment plans available uh definitely now it's a great time to get signed up because so you can disperse that over the next year and come to Hedo with us. It's an experience. It really is. I think everybody should experience at least once. Yeah, I think if you're like people, we get asked a lot, you know, Bliss, Hedo, which one you do.
And I definitely think Hedo is something that if you are an avid lifestyler, you have to do at least once. For sure. And if you're going to do it, you might as well do it with us. Yeah. All right. Well, anything else? That's it. On Hedo? That's it. All right. Well, stay tuned. Next week, we will bring you the second half of our hedonism trip. Trust me, it only gets better. Yeah. It only gets better. All right. With that, guys, in a world full of apples. Be the pineapple.
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