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No. We don't have that couple that we're like, hey, we're going to dinner. Okay, what time are we going? No, we don't have anything. We don't have any of that. We are flying blind. We have no wingman. No. And this is very unusual for us, which, okay, twofold. One, I'm nervous as hell. Two, I'm kind of excited. Because I feel like... You know what I think is going to happen? We're going to get on the ship and realize we know people. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm excited to have sort of a low-key week. I mean, it's not going to be low-key.
It's going to be – it's a swingers' crew, so there's no way it can be low-key. But compared to our normal life – So are you committed to like you're going to have fun? Like are you fuck it list committed? Like are you – I am, yeah.
Because Lacey's either like get super anxious and shy and like can close down or she's like i'm gonna go no i'm gonna go and do it best of this yeah good time i think there's a certain level of like not really knowing anyone and not being kind of exciting and i can just be like fuck it i just you know um but then yeah so i think that's where i'm at okay all right all right so we've actually had great debate on how we should make this list if it should be different than last the last one or should it be 10 items should be easier items should be harder items and we basically just said like fuck it we're just gonna do the same thing we did last time well i just think whatever you want to do is fine like it can be some some easy.
It can be some hard. Whatever you think is fine with me works. Okay. We don't have to overthink it. So we did the same thing we did last time, which if you didn't listen to our last episode, one, why did you listen to it? Like what is wrong with you? Go listen to it. But two, the way this is going to work is we have three items. We want our opposite, our partner to complete. And then we have kind of three goals for ourself, right?
have three things that i'm challenging lacy to do and then i have three things that are kind of like goals for me personally yeah and then after the bliss crows we'll come back and we will talk about them this time i think we should try to do a maybe a full bucket list follow-up episode last time i think we tried to to put it in with the actual telling of the event. So I don't know if we messed up. I don't know. We'll see how it goes. Yeah, so you come back and see if we've achieved our goals. I will say that I worked very hard online and you did yours in about 90 seconds. How is this so easy?
I don't know.
You just picked like picked up your phone types and stuff in your phone and then like you can think about this for like a day and a half or two days or yeah no i made like my first one um like days ago like like saturday all right well all right so which one do you want to do for each other first that's fine whatever all right let's do for each other first and then we'll do for ourselves and we'll alternate okay so you say one for me i'll say one for you and then we'll go from there okay you go first no you no you worked so hard on this list you've put so much time and so much energy i want to hear i want to hear it okay that's fine because you know this one because i kind of already spilled the beans on one of them.
I want to have, I want you to have, so it's kind of me too, but no, this is us together? This is for the opposite person. Okay, opposite person. I want you to have sex with a certain unicorn.
I'm not going to say her name because one, she just didn't give us permission to talk about her but i don't think she knows that you tried to do this last time either well it wasn't on our list though oh okay it wasn't on our list you're just you had kiss a podcaster which was i think meant for her but no it wasn't it wasn't no i'm not talking about a podcaster at all she's not a podcaster oh oh okay okay you're talking last year we had i had dan had to kiss a podcaster because there was a podcaster that she was also a unicorn she's also a unicorn that's not who i'm talking about there is a unicorn that we kind of have a connection with there's been some flirting there's been some kissing and i think it'd be really fun to see her and dan together so i said threesome because like but, but I mean truly I can either be a part of it or I can watch.
Really that's irrelevant. I don't really care there. But I think that would be like super fun and I think she's into it but I don't want to say her name because I don't want to call her out and we don't have permission to talk about her. But there is. I don't think she listens to the podcast. Well that's fine. That's good. But there is a certain unicorn that I would like for you to make. So it has to be that person. That person. So it's not just any unicorn. I mean, like, you can get, like, two points for any unicorn and, like, five points. For her? Even though we don't keep points.
But you know what I mean. Okay. This is interesting because it's like you're challenging me to a specific person. I know. Okay. Sorry. Okay. I just think it'd be really hot.
And I also know that you're really into her so i mean like i find it interesting that that you seem really into the idea of me with her yeah i do which you usually don't get super excited about like me and a unicorn like i don't but like i feel i feel safe with her she seems like she seems like a really good shit together yeah you know a lot of unicorns and i say this with a lot of respect because I was a unicorn, so I can feel like I can speak on this subject, but sometimes they can be a little cuckoo, you know, and you don't. You're a little cuckoo. I was. I still am.
Like, you want them to live close enough to you so that way you can call them over if you're horny, but not so close they might show up, you know, like. She kind of falls in that category. I know. That she'd show up? No, she's far enough away. Right, right, yeah. enough away that it's hot. So I just feel like she's respectful. I feel like she's got her shit together. She's beautiful. I don't know. I just feel like she fits that perfect unicorn stereotype for you. So challenge to me is to sleep with a certain unicorn. All right.
This one, I'm going to give you the easy one first because you already know this one too. I do. I'm re-challenging you from November. One of the tasks that you did not complete, go to a girls only playtime. But you realize that you can't go in there with me. No. Of course I realize. That's in the definition.
to a girl's only playtime of course i can't go in there with you but we always play together so how do you like i guess i didn't really think about that before like how do you feel about me being like me consenting to you playing alone that's what so if you don't know in bliss crews they have like certain times throughout the the trip that are like a bi playroom an all-girl playroom stuff like that and so he that's what he's okay right so there's a certain time on the ship where the playroom is girls only so only girls are allowed to go inside yeah so i am encouraging lacy to go inside that playroom during that time and whatever happens happens and i'm okay with it yeah okay um i don't think i did this right this is another one that you're supposed to be challenging me to do but but it's for us i don't that's what i'm saying i thought it was like three for me and then three for us i have one that's for us okay i'm sorry um i want us to go to the daytime playroom and play we tried to do this last time time, and it closed as soon as we got in there.
That's right. So, technically, we never did it. I just think the idea of having, like, a daytime orgy in the orgy room, in the playroom. I think we need to go spend, like, an hour or two in there during the daytime. Yeah. I'm down with that. Which might be easier since we're not trying to spend time with our friends all day.
I just think that would a lot of fun because we've just i've never had like a daytime orgy in a playroom because they're always closed during the day true we just need to manage our time a little better okay so you just want to go to the daytime play yeah and play or just want to go no i want to play but i don't have have... With other people or me and you or either... Other people. Okay. Yeah, I mean like ideally... So to get a green check mark on this one, we have to go to the playroom during the day and play with somebody else.
Yeah, it doesn't have to be like a full swab, but I think we should interact with others. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. Fair enough. Okay. All right. I'm going to do one that's similar to that then. I want to play not on the ship. What? And this doesn't have to be like full on sex, but it could be, but some kind of sexual act off of the ship. So you mean like on an excursion? On an excursion, on a beach, you know, whatever. Just not physically on the ship.
Okay, like on an excursion or an excursion on a beach you know whatever just not physically on the ship okay well the good news is we are going on a topless travel kind of why i thought of catamaran so i imagine there's going to be some sort of right so like if you gave a blowjob on the catamaran that would classify as not on okay not on the main ship okay and so and that could be me and somebody else. It could be me and somebody else. Well, this is technically charging you, so you have to be involved somehow. Yeah. Why am I getting turned on a little? I thought this was a pretty good one.
That was a good one. That was a very good one. Yeah. I didn't even think about it. Because playing on the ship is easy. Off the ship is going to be a little more. But I was thinking back to last time.
Didn't we have sex in the water at the beach me and you I think we did no that was in Haiti when we were taking the pictures and stuff on the beach me and you went to the beach did we fuck or did we not fuck I don't know but we could have easily fucked if we wanted to how do you not know I'm pretty sure we did fuck for a little bit so we can have like sex with each other or I could suck your dick it doesn't have to be somebody else correct okay cool because well because one you're you're being sneaky either way you know i mean like you're kind of yeah yeah okay so my last one for you or for us is to meet a couple who has never heard of our podcast and swap with them are we allowed to bring up the podcast no well like maybe i mean i'm okay if like we tell them about it and they're like oh you have well then we did this technically last time okay but we didn't plan it so now like so ted if you followed we met a couple we hooked up with them and then like the next day they were like y'all have a podcast and we're like yeah we assumed you knew and they're like no so but this time i'd like to i guess it could work that way but ideally we would be like we're interested and then like we find out they don't know who we are because it is a lot of fun to play with people that don't know about the podcast that doesn't mean to lie to us people just fyi but it is kind of fun when people have no idea who we are well it just doesn't happen i mean that sounds a little like stuck up but when we're in lifestyle spaces it doesn't happen very often where people don't know no yeah so that it's nice because then you know it's authentic yeah there's always like a level of do they want to fuck us because you're damn lazy are they hoping yeah they're hoping to get talked about on the podcast and because people have literally said that to us on multiple occasions um so that that insecurity creeps in so when they don't weird insecurity that's something i never would have thought really even when we started this podcast i never would have thought of like we might have to deal with people trying to fuck us just to get on the podcast like just to be talked about on the podcast yeah but like in the beginning if somebody would have said that i've been like oh that would be cool and now i'm like oh my god i don't know it's just kind of like refreshing when you know like it's a genuine like you there's no question that it's a genuine connection yeah okay this one i'm gonna go on the record and say, I don't think you're going to complete it.
Okay. Which I kind of like saying, because I know now you're, you are very competitive. So now you're like, fuck you. I'm going to do it. Right? Airtight. Oh no, I'm not doing it. Why? No way. You've done it before. No way. I will only do that if it's on camera and men are going to pay to watch it've done it before Not on camera You did it at Splash In a playroom That is unfair How is that unfair?
Because I don't like it I'm supposed to challenge you What else I mean that's a pretty challenge Like that's a challenge for you Yeah it is I thought about saying DVP or airtight To give you a little bit Of a leeway Because you're probably more likely to complete DVP. I would do DVP, yeah. I'll give you like a half a point. Like half credit for DVP. What? Let me put two dicks inside of you and give you half credit. Explain what those two things are real quick. Okay, so DVP is two dicks in the vagina. Airtight is one dick in the vagina, one dick in the ass, one dick in the mouth.
Yeah, unless he's not big on anal sex. I'm not.
You got to be like the perfect size guy for that you know like not too big um i don't know it's just sometimes though the right amount of fireball you're getting all worked up and hot and horny sometimes you just go for it yeah sometimes i do so it's not impossible it's not no it's not but we'll see report we'll report back on that one okay that's that's so i i did like two like okay these are probably gonna happen and one like give you something to shoot for that's good i did well so i kind of did the same thing the unicorn is a hard win for you it's probably the hardest one yeah so far that you said yeah okay so now it's what we want to do wait what were my three what was it so a unicorn daytime playroom and what a couple that's never heard of the podcast okay well that one's who knows that one's yeah that one's a wild card yeah okay and mine is dvp dvp girls only play time off ship play okay those are fun those are all good yeah yeah you did good job okay so now it's like what we're challenging ourselves what right goals for yourself am i first yes it's your turn um i said to have sex with an older gentleman you took you took mine oh no you mean you literally stole mine for the last well because i it's older ladies are your thing but they've never really been my thing but if you go mine for the last one.
No, well, because I, older ladies are your thing, but they've never really been my thing. But if you go back to the last bliss cruise, you had sex with that lady and her husband was fucking handsome, like so handsome. He was like retired Navy. He was like fit. Like I would have totally fucked him. Yeah, had good hair.
So he had like the best hair, like the best hair hair on the ship um so i am when i say older gentleman i don't that's that can be to be determined it's gotta be 50 plus though yeah because like daddy mike's 50 something 55 you wouldn't put him in that category i wouldn't put him in that category. I think it's like kind of how you carry yourself. It's just, I don't know, like a gentleman, an older gentleman. An older gentleman. Yes. And so what you just, is that your normal? That's not really your normal thing. No, it's just I'm pushing myself out of my box.
I want to, you know, like I was into that guy on the cruise. Like I would have totally fucked him.
And I'm like,'m like you know like and because bliss does have an older population um i definitely think that we could um do it we could do that yeah i think that would be like the perfect place to find them yeah so i actually had on my list um 60 plus 60 plus i failed so i thought i completed this on the last one yeah this is a little embarrassing to admit but she then messaged us on tiktok later and she was she you know i think we said 60 plus and she was like in her 50s oh it might have been middle to upper 50s that she was in but she was not 60 oh that's fine she was so i actually failed that test and i actually felt a little bad that i thought she was 60 but yeah i didn't i wasn't i think we when we talked about We said like, I'm not sure, but she's in that's fine.
She was gorgeous. And so I actually failed that test. And I actually felt a little bad that I thought she was 60. Yeah, I didn't. But I think when we talked about it, we said, like, I'm not sure, but she's in that. Yeah. Could be, maybe. I wonder if they're going to be on the cruise. I don't know. I wonder. I don't know if they're going to be or not. But they could be. Yeah. If they are, that's almost like cheating. Because then, well, she wouldn't count for me, but for you, I guess she would count. Well, we don't know. He might not be 60.
Or, well, be 60 or well mine is older gentlemen yeah you said older gentlemen yeah yeah i just want like a distinguished refined i kind of feel the same way but because 50 year olds are pretty normal for me yeah so that's why you said 60 that's why i said 60 to push it yeah i've there's probably 70 year olds that i would fuck like honestly there's probably a few right i bet we've seen one that I would have sex with before. Okay, so basically, the good thing about this is that we can find an old couple and knock this one out. It's not necessarily old. Older couple. Older than us.
Older gentleman. Right, but what I'm saying is if we find an older couple, it's a twofer. Correct. Right, if we swap with an older couple. But what are the odds of that happen? Pretty good on Blizzards, I feel like. No, like come on that like barely happens it happened on the last blitzkers i feel bad though that you thought she was 60 felt bad about it, too. I felt bad. She was gorgeous, though. Okay, so is it my turn now? Okay, so mine is find an unknown couple. Not one that we met in the playroom. Like, we met them at dinner, at the pool, at the wherever, and do a full swap with them.
Find a couple and full swap with them.
Yeah, that very hard that's that's we basically know nobody so that's that's almost guaranteed that's gonna happen we don't know it's not guaranteed you're gonna swap i guess in my mind like if you go into a playroom and everybody's like on a big bed and it's easy to like can i go down yeah like i meant like meet somebody and be like we're into y'all y'all are into me can we meet you in the playroom at 10 o'clock that's kind of we did that like two or three times in the last bluskers listen i was struggling if you can come up with something better i'll swap that one out but like i just really was struggling but that's what i was thinking like i guess i was thinking you know how we just want to make like an authentic connection with a new couple yeah like we met a couple in the pool last time and it you know it took us like two days but we we got to know them where there was some dancing and we had dinner and then i like that that was probably one of the highlights that is what i was going for that like meeting like an meeting, like, an authentic, like, having a connection.
And it's not, like, you just, like, bump into them on the way to the playroom and then you start fucking. Like, somebody that, like, we're actively pursuing and wanting that. And, like, there's a buildup. That's what I meant by it. Okay. I take that. Yeah. That was, again, one of the highlights of the last Blitz Cruise. Yeah. So I'm all about that. That's kind of what I was wanting.
I mean, we don't't know we could go on the cruise and just have sex with each other you think yeah you know you should never assume no and i'm not being cocky i just know that one it's five days so like if it was like a night at the club i would agree with you like the odds of us finding somebody one night at the club is probably actually not even that really good especially if we went in blind and didn't know anybody like kind of like we were doing here but if you give us five days give us five days we're probably gonna make at least one connection with somebody right you never know okay i mean maybe not i mean it's completely possible that it doesn't happen but i i feel pretty confident that that one that one should end up with the old green check mark okay we'll see okay this is another okay this is for me this is another one that's kind of really for us play on the top deck playroom play in the so if you remember last time there was that play space that was on the front of the ship that was like open air to like on the top deck was that where they just rolled out the mattresses it was actually in the basketball court and we went there to try to play like two or three times and it was it was either like too windy and they had it closed or i don't know it felt like they had weird hours you want to fuck under the stars under the stars basically yeah okay yeah and maybe i guess you i don't you have to be in a playroom so i'm assuming they're going to have an open air, under the stars type playroom.
It seems like it's a thing that they do every day. Yeah, hopefully. That would be fun. Right. So I just want to play there. Okay. That should be pretty easy. As long as we can find. One, as long as they have it. And then two, as long as we can figure out when it's open on the schedule. I could probably find it on the schedule. Mark it on. Okay. Okay.
So my last one is one that i didn't meet last time but i'm changing up just a little bit last time i wanted to beat my high score so the most men i've ever had sex within one day is six that was before the podcast that was before social media that was well before any of this which is kind of crazy because i fucked a lot of people since the podcast so it's really insane i've met it but i haven't passed it both of us yeah um i do not think that this is going to happen on this cruise so i'm doing half i'd like to sleep with three guys in one day oh yeah interesting i don't i don't i think going into it blind i mean like obviously if it happens great then i get double points even though we don't keep points i don't know why we keep talking about points um but i just don't think that that this will happen here i mean i could totally be wrong but i think ideally if i could hook up with three guys in one day that would be a lot of fun three guys in one day that's Actually, I could totally be wrong, but I think ideally if I could hook up with three guys in one day, that would be a lot of fun.
Three guys in one day. That's actually, I'm down with it. I do feel like that's you challenging yourself. Because that would be three. Well, I mean, there are two people that I've had sex with that are going to be on the cruise that I know of. So I'd have to sleep with both of them. And then one new? Or you. I guess that would be three. Because we usually count each other. Oh, yeah. So, I mean, but that would be like the stars align for that to happen. I think that could happen pretty easily, I think. Well, if I, like, made it happen. But I want it to be more, like, authentic. Right.
I mean i mean because let's be honest i could have fucked more than six guys in a day if i was like hey guys i really want to do this will you all line up and fuck me like i could have done it like a bunch of times but i i've always looked for like more and authentic um like it happens naturally not yeah you set it up on purpose to get the the green check yeah okay i Okay. I see what you're saying. All right. You ready for my last one? Mm-hmm. Help somebody squirt for the first time. Oh, that's a good one for you. It's a good one for me, right? That's an easy one, though. Is it?
Yeah, I think so. You have to find somebody, one that wants to squirt, that can't or hasn't already. I don't think that's easy. Well, I mean, like, once you find the person, usually you can make them squirt. I can think of one person last year that asked me to make them squirt, and I failed that task. I don't know that you failed it. I don't think she would say you failed. She did not squirt all the way. I mean, maybe a little bit.
She fun yeah she definitely had fun i had fun too uh but i thought that would be good find a girl that has never squirted and help her squirt for the first time yeah i think that's possible yeah i don't think it's easy it's not that hard okay you make a girl squirt for the first time. No, I can't. I can only make myself squirt. All right. I think now, does that complete our list? I think so. All right. I think now we take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And then when we get back, let's do it.
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We're here talking all things bliss cruise so we just went over our bliss cruise fuck it list of the things that me and lacy are going to try to all the naughty things that we're going to try to accomplish on this upcoming bliss cruise we actually leave in like what four days three days four days you added secrets on to the front of Liz Cruz thank you for that so if you don't know we're actually going down to orlando today is wednesday we're recording this this podcast will release tomorrow on thursday and we are starting our journey down to orlando tomorrow yeah but we're staying in georgia tomorrow we're gonna stop and see Daddy Mike and Daphne in Georgia tomorrow in Atlanta.
And then we're going to drive to Orlando and spend the Friday, Saturday at Secrets. Yeah. So they're having like a pre-party at Secrets. We ended up kid-free somehow this week. It's a long story. We ended up kid-free. And so we were just like, and I saw they were having a pre-party. Some people that we know are hosting it. So we were like, what the fuck? We never go to Z Grits and don't work. And we were able to like make theme outfits out of stuff that we had in our closet. So we didn't, you know, we didn't have to go buy a bunch of stuff. So it was just easy. Why not? Yeah.
So it's being hosted by My Frisky Business, which is a hotel or, well, they're a takeover group out of the new york new jersey kind of area so if you're in the new york we get asked all the time like what events do you know any events um my frisky business is ones i would highly recommend they're they're a great couple they they throw great events so we're gonna go check out the my frisky business takeover of secrets hopefully not party too hard and then go straight into bliss cruise yeah or maybe hopefully party hard i don't really know i don't know i mean i don't know i have i don't know where i feel like the next like week and a half is gonna it's like a mystery it's gonna be a blur so thursday with daphne and daddy mike friday my frisky business at secrets saturday my frisky business at secrets sunday we then hop over to the hotel the host hotel for bliss cruise and we're gonna do a bliss cruise pre-party with topless travel and then monday we get on the ship and we depart yeah so that's the next our next like four days so like we're basically staying three places before we even get on the cruise oh geez it sounds like a good plan in theory okay all right so people that are listening right now that are getting ready to head to orlando with us they're ready getting ready to go on bliss cruise um let's start let's let's back up a step just first, though.
Tell us what Bliss Cruise is. It's a swinger cruise. It's a charter ship, so they basically rent out. It's typically Royal Caribbean or Celebrity last time.
They rent out the whole ship, and they take it over, and it is literally an entire sw swinger crew so everybody on board is either a swinger or okay to be around swingers because they knew what they were signing up for um it's a lot of fun and bliss is the company that puts on the cruise you'll hear other names because there's a lot of travel agencies that work directly with bliss like topless travel and then there's like castaways there's um there's a bunch i don't know swinger society which is us so we kind of work with topless travel um to bring people on board and it's just it's a lot of fun okay all right so if people are either headed to this bliss cruise or maybe considering a bliss cruise in the future um what are some things they should be thinking about when you packed your suitcase which is sitting downstairs what what kind of things are you bringing on bliss cruise well i usually would start with the theme nights because that's typically what you're going to wear to dinner or uh like if you don't want to wear it to dinner like if it's you know pretty racy or you don't want it you know you could wear something else to dinner and then change after but there's definitely like a dinner portion and a club portion or like a party portion and so you're going to start with your theme outfits and kind of build around that for this cruise there's barbie there's glow there is um leather and lace and a sports night sports night maybe one more i can't remember pajamas Thank you.
So there is leather and lace. And a sports night. Sports night. Maybe one more. I can't remember all that. Pajamas. Pajamas. Yeah. Which is a new one. So you kind of start there. And then you do need bliss because it is like a moving vessel. You have to wear clothes depending on where the ship is.
So if it's at port or within a certain mile of you do have to wear tops and bottoms so you definitely need some swimsuit you can't go completely nude the whole time you do need some cover-ups because when you're indoors they do ask that you cover especially like around food and stuff like that so you do need some clothes opposed to like if you go to hito right um you do need some things uh but i mean really you don't need a ton even though i have a ton fact yeah uh was there anything that you didn't bring on the last bliss cruise that you did bring on this bliss cruise i know we did go out and get a cruise ship safe extension cord and slash plug adapter we did um one thing i i noticed that a lot of people didn't think about but door decorations is a big thing i actually added a few to ours um but you can put pictures and like little snacks or cards or whatever a lot of people decorate their door and make it colorful and fun it looks inviting it kind of it kind of helps when you're trying to find your room at 2 a.m and you're a little drunk so definitely decorating your door is fun that's a one good pointer i would say yeah anything else i know we definitely got robes this time yeah robes um so that way because you have to you have to take off your clothes to go into the main playroom i'm pretty sure that there are some that you can go into with your clothes on but the big like atrium style you have to be nude so they give you a bag and you can take all your stuff off but it's so much easier when you don't have all that so we have our robes packed so that way we can just go to our room put our robe on and grab like a little bag of like our condoms and lube and stuff now can you wear the robe into the playroom or you're not sure i'm not sure okay i'm not sure but yeah way either way it's so easier shoes and all the stuff that you normally have yeah yeah for sure yeah just to throw it in the bag um i've seen i'm on a lot of the facebook groups and there's been a lot of question about what do people carry their stuff in and i commented instead of fanny pack because that's typically your go-to you have like a little toy and some lube and condoms and all that in your fanny pack so that way if we're at the pool and we make a connection we can go straight to the playroom we don't have to go back to the room but the more i was thinking about it because you have to be clothed in some areas and not in others like you always pretty much have a bag with you unless you're just like walking to dinner you always have like a pull bag or something backpack or something something so you Something.
So you always kind of have, like, you have a place for stuff. So you could make, like, a little zipper for your, like, condoms and put it all in. But I will say, I think, if I'm thinking back to last Blitz Cruise, that one, you know, we did try to go to the playrooms during the day. I think we actually went back to somebody's room during the day one time.
And because you put your beach, your towels and stuff on your beach chairs during the day and you're kind of you know your beach bag is usually there i think there was times where we left our towels and our beach bag like on our chair and just grabbed that that fanny pack with the condoms and lube and stuff and went to go fuck yeah and left the rest of our stuff kind of claiming our spot and then just came back to it yeah no i totally agree i think a fanny pack or like a small like clutch if you don't like some people seem like a little fuck to go back yeah some people seemed very opposed to a fanny pack um so any kind of like small we need to end the stigma that surrounds these fanny packs people just need to re-embrace it i i really do think people are you know if you look at like rave culture and stuff like that and well like teenagers.
I have noticed that teenagers, though, they don't wear the fanny pack around their waist. It's now, like, a shoulder strap. It's a belt bag. They call it a belt bag. But it's a fanny pack. It's a fanny pack. They just made a longer strap. Yeah. But either way, if you want to wear a belt bag and not a fanny pack, that's still perfect for... Hell, I've seen one guy fucking, and he had, like, a thing around his, like, fore... Yeah fore, like his arm, almost like something you would put on if you were like running and you needed your phone or something.
I think you had like an iPod holder back in the day that you used to run with, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's like that. But it was like a pouch and he had... Just a couple condoms. Condoms and like, I think he even had a snack in there. Yeah. Or maybe I made that up. I don't know.
I felt like there was snacks um so that is definitely a tip that i have what else uh no okay so now um yeah those are all good tips of things to bring and what to pack and and stuff uh what about what did you what did we learn about getting on the ship last time i have no idea okay so how do you get how does getting on the ship normally work you that you have a time right like so when you check in through the app it gives you a time and you go and when you arrive you give them your checked luggage so it's you have your luggage tag on it they will it but you want to pre print all that right yeah I guess why you already had them printed it's already it's already on your suitcase babe i got you did good um you can pre-print them and staple them to your bag or i bought some little holders for them on amazon but you take you want to carry a bag with you that has whatever you need for the first little bit because most rooms are not clean when you get on the ship so you can't go directly to your room you have to um kind of keep that bag with you so in our bags i have like a bathing suit a cover-up stuff like that so that way we can quickly change and at least lay out while we're waiting on our room very smart i also noticed last time nobody seemed to pay attention to the boarding times like people seemed like they were just randomly getting on the ship yeah and everybody's kind of rushing to get on first yeah that did happen they didn't seem to care though yeah so i don't i don't want to tell people to get there early and then they because we were on celebrity last time and this one's royal caribbean so i don't know i take it more serious yeah i don't know the rules and regarding that but we didn't seem to have any issue and everyone around us had different times yeah so true okay all right so now um once you get on board like you said bring some stuff so you can hang out the pool what is like a typical what would a typical day like the schedule for the day look like on on both crews well for us this is how it you may be different but we typically sleep in because we stay up late um so we're usually going to bed around two ish so we'll sleep in we typically might miss breakfast or if we if we make it to breakfast we're catching like the tail end as they're putting like lunch out um so that's kind of our routine it's probably that 10 to 11 ish out you know somewhere in there because we'll get up and like lay around when neither one of us are coffee drinkers so we don't have to like rush out to get coffee or anything but we sleep in um we probably usually will put on our stuff for the day for like the pool we'll go up and have our breakfast slash lunch depending on what time and then at that we kind of just look at how our day is going do we want to do a speed dating do we want to go to the pool is it and this is obviously not an excursion day because that's a different situation um the good thing about bliss is they offer basically something every hour whether it be like a paid seminar because they do have something that you can pay for that are a little bit more um in depth or if it's something like a speed dating or a meet and greet um stuff like that you can obviously go to for free so you get to choose all of that if you don't want to do any of that just go to the pool um there's always a party out by the pool um and that's a really good way to meet people and mingle kind of force yourself into that pool and talk to people yeah so definitely the pool areas where the djs are during the day where the music is during the day and kind of seems to be the hub of mixing and mingling and kind of people getting to know each other yeah but if you're not like a sun person or like loud music playing games type of that's not your scene that do not worry because there is like so much to do i mean it's crazy i also noticed they have a lot of meet and greets during the day yeah they do so they had like you know 20 year old meet and greet 30 year old meet and greet 41 they don't lgbtqia meet and greets well i know that they have they have a lot as far as ages i think they have under 45 and over 45 okay but they you're correct there are other meet and greets that are not centered around like a couple meet and greets and i just remember seeing a lot of that kind of stuff on the, that's correct.
They have all that, which I think would be fun to go to an under 45 meet and greets. Like, just to kind of, like, push. Like, last time we did the speed dating. Yeah. To kind of, like, push ourselves outside of our box. Under 45. I'd be totally down to go to that. Me too. So, yeah, there's. Because I think because we enjoy the music, we enjoy the dancing and, like, being.
We usually gravitate to the pool the pool we do but i just think it's really important for people that is maybe that's not their scene that there is plenty of opportunities to do really whatever okay so what then okay after the pool party slash day stuff then what happens um we typically stay out there till four or five ish depending on how we're feeling um and then we would go to our room kind of like nap recover a little bit um unwind from the day and then it's basically on to dinner sober up a little bit yeah and then it's dinner some water yeah so then we'll get like shower get ready for the night portion um have a dinner typically Typically after dinner, then we would do a show.
On the dinner thing, talk some about the dinner options that are on. I don't, I know. Each chip's going to be a little different. Every chip's different. I know this one has, like, a hibachi and then, like, a grill and then a sushi. And I know it's got a Johnny Rocket.
So there are usually some, like, some other restaurants restaurants that are an up charge or you can do like the main dining area which is going to be like your sit down your formal so you always have the buffet available yeah then you kind of have this formal the formal sit down which is included in that's free then they have these up charge like different types of dining yeah like you said they're different like specialty cuisines and stuff like that i know last time they had like a bliss sponsored a bdsm dinner so you can and that was it it was in an upcharge restaurant but then there was even an upcharge to that because it was like dinner and show basically um so typically we do dinner and then after that we would go to the show.
Uh, and then dinner is also a very good way to meet people. It is very good. And you can ask to be sat with other people. We typically, cause we've known so many people, we just kind of all go in together and like turn ourselves to put us at a couple of tables. But if you don't know anybody, you're just going with like husband and wife or boyfriend or girlfriend, you can ask to be sat with someone so you can get to know. Right. And basically, if you go in and it's just a couple, you almost have to sit with somebody, right? I think so.
Because most of the tables are, like, six, eight people, right? Yeah, I think so. I think it kind of just depends on. We should get to experience that this time. Yeah, hopefully. And then after dinner, yeah, show. And if we want to go to the show, sometimes we skip it. And then after that, they typically have some sort of party somewhere. It's either, you know, up on the top deck or it's in like a ballroom of some sorts. We love that. We love the DJ and the music and the dancing. That's kind of one of our favorites.
On the last cruise, and I kind of noticed this because of DJ Life of Spice's schedule, they had like a party indoor in like the, not the atrium, but like in the open air area where the bars and shops and all that kind of stuff are, like that inner ship open area. They had like a pre-party and then most ships have like some kind of clubbish area on them and then they had the night party in that clubbish area. I think the pre-party is because not everyone has dinner at the same time. So it's like as you're mingling either before dinner or after dinner, there's so many bars and stuff.
Like you could have a drink and listen to music and dance a little. So it's that kind of like in between. But I did notice this time they have a DJ at some location for that like pre-club party. No, that's good. Yeah. And then they have the club party at night. Yeah. That's really cool. And then the glow party they do is pretty awesome. It's on the top deck and it's hosted by topless travel and party mark. And it's pretty badass. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. The glow party is probably the biggest kind of club-ish party of the week. Yeah. For sure.
It definitely feels like you're on a cruise because you're like up on the top deck and the wind's blowing. It's just, I don't know. It's a lot of fun. Yeah. Thank you.
a club-ish party of the weekend for sure it definitely feels like you're on a cruise because you're like up on the top deck and the wind's blowing it's just i don't know it's a lot of fun yeah okay and then usually after the club we would find our way to the playroom yeah most nights yeah and we kind of spend that midnight to 2 a.m ish time in the playroom and then to bed and do it all over again the next day and it varies like if we go really hard one night the next day maybe like we won't go straight out to the pool we'll go and catch a meet and greet or class or something you know and kind of so it we usually go hard and then kind of back off a little and go hard again so it's just kind of finding the balance between the two and then how are the shore days different than the sea day so that what you just described would be like a sea day yeah sea day how are the shore days how are those different um so typically you'll get up and you'll get off the ship pretty early um i know like i think we have one excursion at 10 30 and the other one's like at 8 so we know the night before those we can't party too hard yeah we need to try to like wrap it up yeah bed by midnight one instead of three yeah especially that 8 a.m one that's going to be rough so we would just get up early and we would have our breakfast and then get off the ship um and you don't have to get off the ship it's some people because they do these so often they've been to these ports all the time they don't get off.
And it kind of, the ship's not as busy. You know, you can explore. But, you know, you get off. You go do your excursion. If you don't do an excursion, you just kind of want to shop and mingle around the town. You can do that and come. You can come and get back on the ship and leave again however you want. But you just have to be back by that time.
They give you time yeah where i'll get left so we pushed ourselves this time to book an excursion for each stop because i really we did that on the last bliss cruise uh and we didn't do that on the one family cruise that we did and i actually like that it i feel like to actually experience the stop you almost have to do something right yeah if you just get off and walk around you're basically gonna get off the ship and they're gonna try to sell you a bunch of their stuff right yeah usually right outside the ports of these places like the little markets where they try to sell you stuff yeah i don't i just don't really just enjoy that just that part i want to kind of get away from that and experience something yeah so what are our excursions this time so we're doing the bliss cruise catamaran which i was kind of excited so we were originally supposed to go to haiti but they changed it because i guess there's like there's something going on there so they warrior caribbean switched it to dominican republic which i've been excited because i've never been there so they scratched everybody's excursion and you got to rebook and so we we are doing the bliss cruise catamaran.
It is at 8am. Yeah. So we're going to be drinking at 8am. I mean, I'm assuming they're going to be passing out alcohol. I probably won't drink at eight, but you know, maybe 10. I might screw it. Let's go for it. But I think it's like a topless, you know, I don't know what all all goes obviously you want me to give you a blowjob or do something because that's on our fucking list but that should be exciting that should be a good one um if i think of like the hito yeah anything like a hito uh catamaran ride it's gonna be wild oh i'm sure um and then um in bahamas we are doing a kayak trip.
So we'll share a kayak and go out, which is exciting. Lacey had to make sure that they were two-person kayaks so that she could sit in the front and I could paddle around. Yeah, I knew my own ability, and I could not be trusted with my own kayak. I was like, yeah, no, that's not happening.
But we are sharing one so i'm pretty excited because like the pictures the water and we've been to the bahamas before the water's so blue so i'm hoping that we get a little beach time in there too maybe yeah it should be good uh okay and then that's that's basically it right so you go you do the excursion during the day usually get back on time for dinner. Yeah, you basically just eliminate the pool day or whatever you do during the day. You swap that out because usually you've got to be back on the ship by like three or four, five, something like that.
Right, so then just take a little nap maybe, get ready for dinner, and then club night, playroom, bed. Yeah. And that's basically it. I'm super excited for this Bliss Cruise.
i think now that we got one under our belt we can kind of like we know what to expect we can kind of like maybe make the best of it a little bit better than yeah i felt that way with hito like when we did the second time i felt like we could enjoy it more because we weren't so worried about like what's gonna happen what do we do yeah yeah i feel like you just kind of relax into the thing so everything's like secrets is like that like anything you do for the first time it takes you a day or two to kind of figure out how it works you know yeah no i totally agree so we got it figured out this time so we can hopefully rock out uh i can say with our cocks out but only i have a cock so yeah i'm gonna rock out my cock out you're gonna rock out with your tits out, we're going to have a good time.
Yeah, I'm going to say with our cocks out, but only I have a cocks out. Yeah, I know. I'm going to rock out with my cock out. You're going to rock out with your tits out. Yeah. We're going to have a good time. Yeah. I'm excited. To be honest with you, I'm excited that we don't know very many people. Yeah. Is that bad? I mean, I love our friends and I desperately wish they were coming, but I'm kind of excited to like, I feel like. I think if you, you know, we all use our friends as like a safety net, right?
so when you go on one of these trips or you know go do one of these events you just naturally you're gonna gravitate to your friends to you know play with and experience and connect with and stuff like that um not having them there i think is really gonna force us to make new connections and make new friends and kind of experience new things which is exciting and i I think's okay to say that that's exciting um i have a feeling we're gonna end up finding people and knowing people that we don't even know we're gonna know on the show yeah yeah i think so too i think so too but i think like there's a buzz about it not knowing a lot of people yeah yeah but it should be should be a good experience i'm super looking forward to it and uh yeah we'll definitely when we get back from the bliss we'll let you guys know how it went we'll follow up on our bucket list items um what do you think how many of your six what do you how many you think you're gonna you're gonna make do you do you know so from i had airtight girl play only and playoff ship with the ones and then what i definitely think i can go into the girl orgy room in the playoff ship.
I think that's pretty simple. So you got two of my three. How many of your three do you have? I think sex with the older gentleman is iffy. You never know. Finding like a brand new couple and fully swapping with them. Yeah, I think that's pretty chance and then three guys in one day i think i think i can do it so you feel pretty confident so you've got two of three for yeah i mean i think airtight and then like the older gentleman might be my two that are kind of hard yeah but i'm gonna try really hard so you think you're gonna get at least four of six is what you're predicting.
I would say this is similar for me. I'm probably going to get about four of six. Which two do you not think? I think, well, so I have 60 plus and I have make somebody squirt. I think I'll get one of those. And then the top deck play, I think we should get that easy. So that's two for me. And then what were yours real good? The unicorn. Okay, that's, yeah. Daytime play. Got that. Yeah.
And meet a couple who's never heard of the podcast so i'm gonna get i'm saying i'm gonna get two of those so i'm saying four of six but my four i feel like it's harder than your four i feel like you got your four pretty solid i think you have at least four solid i think i have three solid but i think i'm gonna get four but i'm shooting for six of six okay all right all right so we'll see what happens make sure you stay tuned to the swing nation podcast see how many of lacy's items she gets checked off on this bliss cruise and we'll tell you all about our experiences we'll get back yeah all right uh if you don't know if you if you want to go on a bliss cruise if you want to go to Secrets, if you want to go to Club Tempted, we got all of the 2025 and even the April 2026 bliss cruise up on swingersociety.net right now.
If you don't know, those things are booking like a year out right now. Yeah.
And so if you're hearing this podcast and you're thinking about doing a 2025 bliss cruise and you have not booked it yet they're going to rebook a ton of people on the ship so if if you go you know you're listening to this thursday we board the ship on monday if you go make your reservations now before they suck up all those rooms uh next week um now's the time to book so swingersidey.net book your 2025 cruises uh and make sure you go to swingersidey.net if you want to be included we've had trouble this week especially because i feel like everybody's like oh i i use the link and i use link and then they ended up just googling bliss or so if you want to be like included in our like group chat that's important yeah so if somebody books through swingersidey.net and uses our link, what do they get that they wouldn't get if they went somewhere else?
So when you use our link, we get a record of that. We get your room number, we get your information and so what we do is we provide you a Swingersidey swag bag which has more than say a secret swag bag because obviously you're spending more money.
Usually we do t-shirts and we do lanyards and like just fun like fun things that you wouldn't get in a normal swag bag we get we have like actual bags that you can reuse that are really nice um you won't get them for most of their travel agencies either no our swag bags are really good compared to some um you also get uh in our we have uh rooms for the cruises and for keto and all of these things so we have chat rooms open for the 25 the 2025 cruises now yeah and even in the april 2026 cruise we have chat rooms open for next year's keto trip and so you can start to talk to people and get to know people a year a year out yeah i don't think anybody else is doing that either no and we typically have a um an invitation only party the first night of the cruise it's kind of like a meet and greet thank you for booking with us it's with us in topless travel they allow our people to come and celebrate with them and so it's just like a really nice you get to see like familiar faces you get to see us and we get to actually meet you you also get like a custom name like if you've seen our name necklaces that everybody wears that are the bright colors i personally will make you one and put it in your bag and we actually bring your swag bags hang them on your door so when you go to your door it's all there waiting on you yeah and i think really i mean for me the most important thing is like me and you you know so dan and lacy we're basically going to be your tour guides for the event like for bliss so you know we'll reach out to you we usually do zoom meetings beforehand and kind of introduce everybody we kind of talk you through walk you through uh you know if you have any questions you can dm us you can message us you can email uh and we can we can help you out so if you're you know if you're nervous if you've never been to one of these if you kind of are looking for a group that can kind of you know some tour guys that can kind of walk you through the experience um that's what we're here for yeah and so we're super and we have a smaller group just truth be told we're at swinger society is not this big huge thing.
So for something like Secrets, there's 135 couples that book rooms for like a Bliss or a Hedo or something like that. 20 couples-ish. Yeah. Or even sometimes less than that. So it's definitely a much more personal experience to get to know you and help you through all this. Awesome. Yep. All right.
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