Send us Fan MailLifestyle Stories: Bliss Cruise Part 1: Real Talk, Rough Waters Sexy Beginnings | Episode 191In this episode of The Swing Nation Podcast, the top-rated podcast about non-monogamy and swinging, Dan and Lacy kick off Part 1 of their recap of the Bliss Cruise, a full ship takeover for swingers sailing out of Miami, Florida.Before diving into the wild, sexy fun, Dan and Lacy open up with some honest reflections on where they are in their lifestyle journey. From navigating grief and personal challenges to reassessing their energy in the lifestyle, they get real about how life’s ups and downs impact swinging.Then it’s off to the party! Hear all about the Topless Travel pre-cruise event in Miami, the excitement (and chaos) of boarding the ship, and everything that went down during Days 1 and 2 at sea—from poolside vibes to first impressions of the playrooms, parties, and people.This episode blends authentic emotion with playful adventure, offering a behind-the-scenes look at what it’s really like to cruise into a week of lifestyle fun while staying grounded in real life.- The Swing Nation -Main Website Quick Navigation Website: -- (Find all our social media links more!)- Swinger Society - Our Website to meet, connect events Swinger Society Discord Our Facebook Group- Swinger Websites -Kasadie 90 day free trialUsername: TheSwingNation SDC 14 day free trial Username: TheSwingNation** Use code 36313 for 14 days free! ** SLSUsername: NorthernGuynSouthernGirl- Merch More -Order Your Merch Here!- Lacy’s Fun Links -VIP OnlyFansPREMIUM OnlyFans-- THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS --I Know my Status : Get 15% your first test with by using promo code: Lifestyle https://iknowmystatus.com/ Wisp : Making sexual healthcare inclusive, cost-effective, and accessible—for everyoneUse Code SWING at checkout for 15% off your oder!Shameless Care: ED Medication and at home STD testingUse Code TSN at checkout for $30 off your order!Promescent® Make Love Longer, It’s Time for Great SexUse CodeSupport the show- Thank you for the support! -
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Yeah. We are going to tell you all about our recent Bliss Cruise experience. Yes. Are you excited? I am. I'm going to be honest. You made the notes for this episode. And if you've been following us, you probably don't know this, but I typically make the notes. And I'm going to be honest.
I i'm looking at your notes and i don't like it well i don't like your form weird it's almost like maybe you should have made your own notes but you told me not to because no no no that never happened yes i said do you want me to make no so this is our dynamic as we're driving home we're flying on whatever we're doing he's like you need to make notes you need to make notes ideally i would make notes as we go but i'm terrible at it because you know you're like coming in the room at like 2 a.m sometimes you're like a little tipsy the last thing you want to do is write about what your day was yeah or you know post tiktoks post social media and make notes okay yeah so this time you were like i'm making notes each day and i'm like okay you know like you're posting like a little recap of each day on social media so I'm like okay that's great so as we were driving home normal our normal behavior is you're like don't forget to make notes and you literally told me like five times on the way home usually I don't listen because I'm dead from the event and then I have to go back and figure it out anyway long story short this time you were like well i made recap notes every day so we're probably good and i was like okay i'm off the hook we'll see how this goes i i feel like there's a lot of myth left out well of course this is just like the highlights that's all i wrote down yeah so i didn't write it down any this is a trial way of doing it no it's not because you're in the future you're gonna.
Oh, this was just like a one and done. Right. This is I Saved You. Oh. Okay. Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah. For all that to be said, thank you. Anyway. All right. So let's get. I feel like that derailed me a little bit. Sorry. Okay. So let's talk about Bliss Cruise.
so we left on a tuesday we didn't have to be in miami until wednesday but miami from where we live is a pretty far drive so we usually try to split it up if we can so on tuesday afternoon we ended up driving like almost halfway don't you think and we just stayed in like a random hotel outside of atlanta like we got through the atlanta traffic and all that and then we got up wednesday morning and drove the rest of the way we went straight to the hotel because daphne and mike were staying the night with us in our hotel. We don't normally share hotel rooms with people.
We kind of like our own personal space. Although I feel like we've shared hotels rooms with Daphne and Mike. We have. They're the only people. And it's usually the only time outside of like if we have like a one night stay.
The only other exception of that is secrets because we have a suite and there's two separate there's separation so but in this case we're literally just sleeping there so it makes sense so they need they had flown in and they had gotten to miami like that morning and this is like afternoon so we went checked in so they could go and like rest and stuff and then you and i went to i know my status yes also known as talent testing you know they're a great partnership here um of the podcast so we try really hard to go every time we're in an area that has one of their actual like facilities because it's like the easiest process ever yes so we one got tested and then two made uh some social media content to help promote them yes and i know my status is they are amazing um i actually talked to several people on the cruise that said they had swung by there before i find that more and more people that we're meeting are going toward that and i don't know if that's because now we have a partnership and so like we're actively talking about it and that's making people tell us about their experience i don't know but i i felt like before i was only hearing like porn stars use it and now i feel like many more swingers are using it which i hope that trend continues because i i do think they are the gold standard for testing yeah and i do think that we are in a very similar category to porn stars as far as having multiple partners and i think we use protection more than probably porn stars do but i think you're still you know at a higher elevated risk so getting tested is important and i think knowing that i know my status does all the right testing you're not just getting random tests from whatever your doctor thinks, you know, based on half the information that they have because you're probably not telling them everything.
Yeah. I just think it's a good way to get tested. Yeah, I agree. So it was good. We went and did that and it was really quick, really easy, like super.
So after that we went back to the hotel and uh we went to a like pre-cruise topless travel like uh meeting yes and i mean really we don't have to be there but you like to go so we always go yeah so we are if you don't know we are like a sub affiliate of topless travel yeah so bliss cruise is like the cruise line and then they have several travel agencies that work for them that book people on the cruise topless travel is probably the biggest of those travel agencies and so we are partnered with topless travel where we can book people on the cruise ships kind of through topless yeah so and we do that for hito as well but hey like if you need any kind of trap lifestyle travel they're literally a lifestyle travel agent i mean we kind of do the same thing on a much smaller scale but we work with them to kind of provide like even more benefits to people that book with us because they just they know all the things right the nice thing about booking with us is you get all the benefits from booking with swinger society plus you get all the benefits from booking with topless travel plus you get all the benefits from booking with Swinger Society, plus you get all the benefits from booking with Topless Travel, plus you get all the benefits from booking with Bliss Crews.
Yeah. So if you went to just the Bliss Crews directly, you wouldn't get, you know, all the rest. So really when you book with us, you're kind of like getting three times the benefits because you're getting all the swag bags, all the meet and greets, all the, you know, that come with the other groups. Yeah. It's kind of cool. Yeah, it is.
So cool yeah it is so we went to their meeting it was just you know like hey this is our plan for the week you know just kind of all that stuff and more like catching up more hey how's everybody doing glad to be here um after that we well there is some big news so i think this is a great time to talk about it yeah so if you don't know um bliss cruise so i guess we should maybe so bliss cruise is a brand that does basically ship takeovers yeah so if you think of the lifestyle you think of all these different uh brands out there that do like hotel takeovers so like vibe and nashville and i don't know a swing or sadi splash right those are like like hotelover groups well bliss cruise is one of the few like cruise ship takeover groups where they and they take over they completely take over a cruise ship and i don't think other than them and like temptation and desire i don't know if anybody else does that i don't know i know there are several groups that go on cruise ships but they're like vanilla cruise ships and they have you know a group of maybe 100 swingers that go on them um but bliss cruise is one of the very few that do a complete ship takeover and of you know and we haven't been on the temptations ones or the desire ones but they are full swinger like they are it is clothing optional they have playrooms they have you know if you want to learn how to give a good hand job or a good blow job like they have all these workshops like it is full-blown swingers cruise yeah so that's what when we say bliss cruise that's what we're talking about yeah and they actually rent out either royal caribbean or celebrity because they're owned by the same parent company so these are like the nice ships like this is not like some rinky dink little situation this is substantial and so they recently just were bought by a new i think it's a group but there is an individual like running it so so prior to this year i think it i think the purchase happened december january i think somewhere in that time but anyway um basically the way bliss crews worked before is a bunch of these travel agencies got together and like made bliss cruise so there was multiple partners and they all all those partners had their own brand yeah and they kind of because let's be honest to rent a cruise ship i think the deposit is millions of dollars so yeah you know it's hard for you know especially if you're talking back when they started this you know 20 30 years ago well 16 right yeah i think it's 16 but anyway yeah uh but anyway so the way it worked before is all these groups came together to do the cruise and they were kind of so when you had that they were kind of invested in their own brand and invested in bliss cruise and there was like a bunch of them yeah so they like make a decision everybody had to get together and agree which if you've ever been in a group of people and tried to do that, it can be difficult.
So that's how they've operated for the last 16 years. Well, now they've sold out and there's one CEO that makes the decisions. So that's kind of exciting. And this person that, I don't know if I even, I'm not going to say his name. Yeah. But you can, I think it's public information. Yeah.
But anyway, he's very much a businessman and he knows how to run a business they had previously been on like 15 bliss cruises so they're i don't know what their relationship status is but they are obviously okay with the lifestyle at least you know you can say that pretty confidently if you've been on 15 lifestyle cruises um so he they were very well versed in what owning a swinger cruise brand it looks like yeah and i would say they are heavily invested in bliss cruise and making it improving it for the future yeah i would say and growing the brand really uh so i just wanted to mention that because it it was evident i think on this cruise that they were trying new things yeah and trying to grow and expand not all great let's be honest i mean some hits and misses but some also amazing things and i think that is 100 normal in any business yeah if you have change in underships and you're you have to like things have to be shook up a little and not all of them are going to hit.
Even with the things that we do. Sometimes things work out great. Other times it's awful. And we're like, yeah, we're never doing that again. But they did a few really cool announcements is obviously in 2026, there is three cruises. And they're potentially looking to, at some point, do four cruises a year. Don't know when that is going to be. I think they said hoping by 2028, if I remember. I even heard like maybe a West Coast cruise. I'll see you next time.
looking to at some point do four cruises a year don't know when that is going to be i think they said hoping by 2028 if i remember i even heard like maybe a west coast cruise i don't know if there's any truth in that i also heard mediterranean so i don't know what that looks like and they probably don't even know yet um so that's exciting the the really it's awesome but also kind of a pain the cruise ships sell out almost a year in advance so it's may and the november cruise is sold out now you can get on a waiting list and odds are you'll probably get a cabin because people are going to cancel but so if you know like in 2026 you want to go on a bliss cruise you need to start booking now because it they they sell out so quick especially if you want like a good room uh so i think them adding that extra one and then possibly adding a fourth and then that's going to help with that because not like some people need a year in advance so they can budget and plan for it but not everyone does and especially if you just make a decision and then you have to wait two years to get on you know that that could be i imagine I imagine like just like us and the secrets, right?
Like we put the rooms out and people, you know, we put them out six months in advance and people are slow to get it. And then like the week before, everybody's like trying to get a room. Yeah, it happens. So I bet it's the same with them. Oh, I'm sure. But the month of, there's all these people trying to get rooms and get on their ships and they're like, we don't have any more room, you know? Yeah.
But no, it's exciting to see them grow and i i think it's going to be the next few years is going to be interesting and i also think it's a little bit of a like signal the way the lifestyle is going i think the lifestyle overall is growing i think it's best definitely been since covid on an upward trend you know it's people are becoming more and more public about it which means more and more people are learning about it you know there's now main street tv shows about polyamory and and open relationships and stuff so i you know it's funny that you know three four years ago we were talking about how we want to help normalize this this lifestyle in this community and i think there's lots of signs that we're headed in that direction no i agree i agree so that's all exciting and i guess i'll just add one more thing like the the ceo was so visible on this cruise and not that i i didn't really think about it a hint but like to me somebody that owns such a huge brand and like i almost like untouchable or not really i don't know that he was very he was in the parties dancing on you know he was very much in his wife like i ran into his wife in the bathroom i mean very much like a part of the party and part of the and to me that's pretty freaking awesome yeah you know it's not some guy sitting in like an office yeah yeah no you're right yeah yeah i had several conversations with him yeah it was great yeah at one point he like walked up and cried in my face and said lacy like on the dance floor yeah while office vice was djing and a violinist edm violin we'll tell that story later so i guess yeah so that was kind of what we kind of got off with a tangent but essentially we learned that in the meeting and you know that kind of stuff um but after that they have a they actually have several pre-cruise meet and greets so like dan said there's several travel agents and then bliss itself so you really you don't have to go to anyone you actually somebody said that they it's kind of like um they hop around they go to each one yeah so i think the parties are like 20 bucks a couple so i mean i guess that could be fun especially if you have friends everywhere that that could be fun this seems like a lot of work but they're usually all within a few miles of each other anyway yeah and i know i think trapeze um fort lauderdale does like a bliss cruise pre-party uh i know uh miami velvet was talking about maybe doing one for the next cruise so there's just miami in general is kind of a hub of swingers at that yeah you know when a bliss because you think you know 3 000 swingers came to town so there's lifestyle people everywhere so yeah lots of hotel parties and then i think the the clubs in the area also embrace it yep so we well, we always have went to the tallest travel one.
And this time I did not book it in the host hotel. I failed. And we had to go to the overflow hotel. Let's never do that again. Yeah, I know. I need to like go in and check and make sure. And it wasn't even a big deal. I mean, we were a half a mile from the host hotel, but it was just far enough where you couldn't walk. So then you had to take an Uber or they had a shuttle, but then you're waiting. It was just a pain in the butt. Yeah. So I won't do that. But so we got ready and us and Daphne and Mike, and there's really, there's no theme. That is good advice.
Like if you were going in a day early and you want to attend the pre-partyparty book that host hotel for that pre-party early because those sell out months in advance yeah yeah and if you're flying in those hotels will show you to the poor like there's lots of different options if that's something you're interested in so we went to the party no theme nothing like that it's literally anything goes you It's not like a true hotel. I mean, it is a true hotel takeover. It's kind of a little black, red dress party. That's how I would describe it. Yeah, but I've seen people there in jeans. Yes.
Like women in jeans and a cute top. It was definitely much more so than your average wedding party. It was a little bit like, it's kind of dressed in press, but sometimes jeans and a little cute top is impressed. Yeah. And like you said, there were some girls wearing jeans and there were some girls wearing lingerie. Yeah. And everything in between. And almost like a formal dress. I would say overall, most people were wearing a little black dress, a red dress, you know, something like that. Yeah. And it's always a good party.
We never go hard at hard at these parties because i mean we're literally waking up in the morning and getting on a cruise ship so i don't know what other people do but we some people go balls to the wall yeah overall i think the crowd is pretty like it's kind of more of a meet and greet feel than like a let's get drunk and party feel um but some people i think you know the bliss cruises the one thing they do a year and they come full cock ready to party from from minute one to minute to day seven yeah we pretty much just like meet mingle and dance and stuff like i know at one point we were sitting out in the lobby waiting for the uber to come and i some guy was like why is everybody just sitting around like almost like why is everybody being boring yeah and i'm thinking dude we're about to be fucking for seven days like let a bitch rest you know i mean we just all traveled here all day but i do think for us because we do this so often not even just the blue screws but just lifestyle things in general i think we have a more even keel now than we, than previously.
Right. Yeah. Think about if we only used to, you know, back in the day when we do this like once every three months or something, you would be ready to, you would be partying. Yeah. You're right. So I think now we're just like, we're just a little more even keeled than I think we used to be. And we're getting a little older, you know, I don't know. I don't know. He was older than us. Yeah. I'm going to say. He was wanting to party. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, that makes sense. I don't know.
I't know he was older than us yeah i'm gonna say yeah uh but yeah i mean that makes sense i don't know i'm also i found that this and we'll talk more about this throughout the episode but i've found myself lately not wanting to have sex just to have sex does that make sense like i feel like a lot of swingers and i feel like you're kind of that way too oh 100 that way like you just want to fuck yeah that's like that's the whole point isn't it like like it doesn't matter like if you stay up to three o'clock in the morning if you're fucking it doesn't matter any time of day as long as you can get it up and you're attracted you're fucking if you have that option me i'm not that way i feel like i'm a bougie swinger like i need appropriate amount of sleep i need to be into you i need like the temperature to be right in the room if it's too hot fuck that you know if i'm cold i'm not taking my clothes off i don't think you know what you need though and i don't know what you need like well i've realized and this cruise made me realize this a lot and just in general like sometimes you're just down and you want to fuck everybody yeah and sometimes you're not yeah and you just like want to fuck one person or want to just go to bed and not fuck anybody and i don't know what the recipe is between a and b like i don't know i don't either i don't know you know because it's not how much you drink it's not if you take a gummy or not it's not no it's like the wind has to have a series of perfect events to lead up to lacy wants to fuck everybody listen i can fuck a lot of people and they're not the same each night like there's no i i mean okay so let's talk about can you want to fuck a lot of people sometimes you want to fuck a lot of people yeah okay so let's just first of all let's let's tidy up this night that was it we went we danced we had fun one thing i do want to say and then we went back about the club party is when we first got there so dj frisky which is from my frisky business which lacy has a huge crush on but they're from upstate new york when we first got to the party he was dj so he was the dj for the night when he first got there he was playing like old 80s and 90s hip-hop and i was kind of like uh you know like not that i don't like that music it's just not really our music uh i was kind of like uh and then by like i don't know it was midnight or whatever he was he went he was throwing down like edm and like you know like some our music you know i mean so i was like and i was jamming and the cloud and the crowd had like weeded out it was yeah yeah and i think he was totally playing to the crowd so the bliss crew cruise crowd does skew a little bit older now i'll say this cruise there was a lot more young people than i've ever seen and there was large groups of young people we didn't even know that were younger than us so that was good to see um but i will say when i first heard the music i'm like ah this is just not gonna be my kind of music and then by the end of the night he was he was throwing down and then he played one of the pool parties on the bliss cruise too and he threw down on that too so he's he's i think maybe i'm just paying more attention to dj yeah because i do not give two shits to be honest i like it all sometimes i want all.
Sometimes I want to sing the lyrics, and sometimes I don't know what the song, I don't care. So I like a good mix, so I didn't even notice a difference, but I'm glad. When you're playing like Criss Cross Will Make You Jump or whatever. Like I like that song, but I don't know, it's just hard for me. Which, random fact, was my very first concert I ever went to, Criss Cross. But it was interesting to see he started in the 80s and went all the way to EDM. It worked. Okay, so back to – we are totally on a tangent. We've gotten nowhere, and we've been doing this podcast for 20 minutes.
Okay, so before going into the meat and potatoes of the cruise, I felt very off on most of the cruise.
I feel like I kind of got into my groove towards the end and when we were driving home you and I don't mean this to be ugly but you were kind of like a little bit critical of me or at least it felt critical I don't know I don't think you intended it to be that way but we were just having like open and honest conversations about like what I want out of myself what you want where we see our relationship going and stuff not because anything happened this is just what you do when you come home from swinger events you talk about your feelings and stuff and um you kind of were saying what you just said about you you don't know what i want and um i made a comment on the cruise that our lifestyle is all about you and you did not like that you were pretty pissed that i said that now keep in mind that this was like at 1 a.m after drinks and dancing and stuff so i don't think you can really take anything i say super seriously at that point but i kind of know where i was coming from i understand why you why you felt the way that you did but so i left the cruise with those feelings of me and you having this conversation and then we've been home for about a week now and i have actively been thinking about all of the things and like trying to figure out where i'm at where i want to be and i've been pretty damn critical of myself like soul searching like why am i the way that i am because i used to be very free spirited in the lifestyle like just i'm just I'm just down for fun.
Whatever that is. Dancing, if we fuck, great. If we don't fuck, great. Whatever that is. And I feel like in the last six months, probably eight, almost a year, I've noticed that that has changed.
And I really noticed that at Secrets and then now on the bliss grooves i really felt like something is different about me and i don't know could i be going through menopause early menopause i don't know i mean i don't it could be it could be the fact that my dad died a month or two ago you know it could it could be just like life is lifeing you know i'm there could be a lot of different things so I've been super critical about like to myself and you even like tried you like brought something up the other night and I told you that I'd been like beating myself up over it and I even like teared up I don't know if you could tell you were on the other side of the room but like I don't know I'm just like I feel like this is a whole lot of i'm saying a whole lot or nothing because it's hard for me to articulate how i'm feeling but i know somebody in the lifestyle is out there another woman that it's probably like in the same headspace as me and it's probably like i get it even though she can't verbalize what she's trying to say i feel how she's feeling so i just kind of feel like i'm at this weird moment in lifestyle that i do not know what i want and it's hard for me to determine what i want and it's hard for you to determine what i want i would agree with all of that did that make any sense no yeah yes it did make sense uh i don't know if it answers any questions but it doesn't so from my perspective of all all of that i since we've got onto this subject sorry we'll just have to do the second part about the bliss grace sorry no no but that's the frustrating thing for me is i guess especially when you made that the lifestyle is all about you comment is because i do think the night goes depending on the night goes how lacy feels like that's kind of what drives what we do whether we just go back to the room and have sex whether we end up having orgies but i think that's pretty common so for the wife to kind of navigate that yeah right and i don't think it's wrong because i i do prescribe and we even put it on the podcast that you should play down to the whoever's the least comfortable person or whoever needs i think you need there's just you need more pieces to fall into place for you to to feel comfortable and want to you know fuck or get wild or whatever and so i have no issue with that it but then when you you know when you try to say something like well this is all about you it's like wait wait a minute no this is yeah you determine everything that we do in this lifestyle you make all the decisions like sure when it comes at the actually fucking like am i more active or am i engaged more like maybe but but you're really the one that's kind of steering the ship in a lot of ways so that's why that comment yeah no it makes sense yeah struck me um a bad way and then i don't know how to say this without me sounding kind of like an asshole but it can be frustrating when i want to have fun and i don't know yeah what to do to make you know like i want you to i genuinely want you to have fun and i want to have fun and we're on a cruise ship and all of our friends are here and so when you're like you know what i just feel like i want to go to bed tonight it's hard not to be like a little disappointed why like what happened did i do something wrong you know did i say something like you know that's what i'm trying to do is like yeah what where did i steer like you're steering the ship but what did what did i do wrong to make us nothing course right so from my perspective that's the frustrating thing it's like i don't yeah i don't know what happened here um and then thirdly when all the stars do align and we're having you know one of those hot orgies at the end of night and you were just living your best fucking life part of me is like see lacy like you like this is this is you this is this is the lacy that i know and that you know i've been with for the last eight years you know like why why is it just i don't get you know i just don't understand well if it makes you feel better i have no fucking clue but i know i'm not the only one feeling this way so i think it's worth notating um before we really get into like don't get me wrong we had orgies like this man did not go without fucking sex okay my vagina was broke by the time we left we had sex every day i mean in some form or fashion yeah um so i'm not just and that's what i didn't want to come across is that i'm i'm not disappointed i had a genuinely good time on the cruise but there was times where i was just confused on yes and there were times that i had an internal struggle and i don't this has nothing to do with bliss cruise this is me mentally and coming off of it i'm still struggling with it we're going to tempted next week and i um am doing things like mentally like to you know kind of walk myself and talk myself through it and um and i'm sure you and i will communicate openly and honestly about it leading up to it so um i think i think this is not something that is going to be solved in the next two weeks or month i think this is i'm this is life yeah and i and i also totally completely agree that your dad just died yeah your mom's dying of cancer you know maybe you know like you said maybe i'm going through menopause like there's just a lot of life happening right now yeah so i don't know if that like you said that could be that could be it too and that's completely okay yeah i just can't put my thumb on what's going on no for sure and i think if we can figure if i can do some self-searching and kind of figure out like what i want and what that looks like maybe we just have a shifted dynamic maybe you're a hot husband and i'm just watching you but i don't know i don't want to do that either i'm gonna fuck yeah um don't get me wrong like i really enjoy but i don't know i'm just saying that in people's lifestyle journeys it's not always cookie cutter in the same you know and so i don't know what that looks like but i'm here to figure it out we'll figure it out together.
Okay. Sorry.
total tangent that's okay i think people i think that's important though what just happened i think people can hear that and maybe relate to that like you said even though it's not necessarily like bliss cruise yeah because i mean like what if i was going through like a medical thing but i still wanted to be in the lifestyle and i still wanted to you know i mean like it's okay for things to look different temporarily while you're figuring it out i agree okay let's take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the swing nation podcast and then when we get back we'll get to day one of the bliss cruise sorry day one of the bliss cruise all right guys we'll right back.
Lacey, one of the things I make sure I bring to every lifestyle party, every lifestyle event, make sure I stock up before the cruises, before we go to Hedo, I make sure it's really important to me that I have it. I forgot it like one time and I had a small panic attack. He did. Is I need to make sure I have my ED medication. Correct. Yes. Performance anxiety is a real thing. 100%. When there's, you know, 50 people in a room watching you and you're trying to perform, that can be sometimes difficult. You can. So I like to bring what I call my lifestyle insurance, which is that ED medication.
And I get mine from Shameless. You do. For a few reasons. One, you don't have to mess with the pesky subscriptions, right? So you're not going to sign up and they send you a bunch of pills every month and you can't cancel it and you have hundreds of pills around your house that you don't need. If you need medication, you just go to Shameless.
on the thing you fill out a couple little questionnaire well no it's actually easier than that like once you have your prescription they actually email you when it's time like when it like right they'll send you a little reminder it says hey we're just checking in do you need any more medication literally just hit reply and say yes i'm ready it's that simple it's very because sometimes i do it for you like to kind of help you like to remember you know you're like yeah i need it go ahead and send the email and so i'll do it for you right and every so often that you have to do a little like check in with your doctor and stuff like that and they you know make sure everything's good and they send that medication super simple it's very simple so if if you need some i recommend you go to the swing nation dot info go to the recommended apps and products click on the shameless care icon it's going to bring you right over shameless care or you can go shameless care forward slash tsn and get signed up and we got we got discount codes for you yeah to save some on that first uh that first subscription yeah so go check it out guys my favorite type of swinger is a safe swinger one that has done all the work before they even get to the club before they get to the party and they know that they are sti negative they've got it all figured out before they walk in so that way when it's time to play they don't even have to like skip a beat they're just like here are our results you can look at them on my phone or you can look them up for yourself we were tested everything came back negative we're good to go that's my favorite type of swinger what about you dan um i'm kind of one of those guys if you want to fuck like a porn star you probably should get tested like a porn star if we've learned anything over the last four years of doing this podcast is not all tests are the same the tests you're getting at your doctor might not be all the tests that you need if you're going to be actively participating in this lifestyle yeah if you go to your doctor and say i need a full panel std sti test that's whatever they think a full panel is there's not like a rule book that says you should check for these 10 things or 12 things.
Heck, we've been to some doctors and they have no idea what even should be tested for and what shouldn't. So your best bet is to use I Know My Status because they know we're swingers. They know what we're up to. They've been testing porn stars for years.
So they know how to get you tested and ready to go and have lots of fun yeah they really are the gold standard in sti testing um for the adult industry and swingers we're fucking a lot like uh like porn stars yeah so those are probably the same tests that you need to be getting so head on over to i know my status get signed up um if you're in the florida or vegas or orlando area um there's an office you can go in and get tested and you get your results back as soon as the same day if not they have draw labs located across the country yeah where you can go and you can get tested um and same they'll mail your result or your your labs into to the lab and you'll get your results back um i think you you know, as soon as a day or two, depending on how long the mail takes.
Yeah, it's pretty quick. It's worth notating if you go to your family doctor and they're testing for basically everything, but maybe they're missing like a mouth swap or an engine test, some of the newer things that, you know, maybe our family doctors are not. Testing for. Yeah, testing for.
You can go to I to i know my status and just purchase those tests you don't have to go and spend you know a lot of money to pay for the whole thing you don't have to do that you can just go and be tested for the things that you need right yeah and you could even you know if you want to you could call them and say hey these are the tests i get from my local doctor what am i missing yeah and i'm sure they they would have a conversation with you about what they think you should be getting tested for and then you can order just those tests and go get those done we had a friend not long ago that somebody that they were engaging with wanted her to be tested for mgen she had they just go to their local doctor they know they're swingers it's not a big deal and so they went to a draw facility in their town and just were tested for that one test.
And, of course, it came back negative, no issues, and they were good to play. Right. So go check out iknowmystatus.com. Go get tested like a porn star today so that we can play safe at our next event. Yeah. All right, guys. Lacey, the question we get asked on social media and TikTok more than any other question is how do I find lifestyle people, lifestyle events, lifestyle parties, lifestyle cruises, lifestyle people? I think I already said that. Yeah. In my area. Basically anything lifestyle you need. How do I find it? You need to get on a Swinger website. And SDC is one of our favorites.
It's really big here in the Southeast U.S. for sure. Yeah. And it has all the clubs listed. It has all the parties listed. You can find information on cruises. You can find our podcasts on SDC. Yeah, you can. And if you want to try it completely risk-free, we have a free trial link for you. We do, yeah. So how do people go and find that free trial link? If you go to theswingnation.info and scroll to the bottom, you're going to find some of our favorite products and brands, and you're just going to click that link and go straight there. All right.
If you guys want to find lifestyle people in your area, go sign up for SDC, completely risk-free, and see if it works for you. I agree. All right, guys. Bye. Go check it out. All right, guys. Welcome back. Welcome back. Thank you for listening to our sponsors. Lacey loves our sponsors. I do. I love them, too. Love them, too.
You know, huge shout-out to I Know My Status for taking care of us prior to the Blizz Cruise and taking care taking care of some of our friends yeah we win the day before and we had our test results before we boarded the ship yeah which is perfect so you know if you are scheduled for a future bliss cruise and you need testing the the main laboratory is right there it's like 15 minutes 15 minutes from the airport quick Quick Uber ride. It takes you like 10, 15 minutes to get tested, and you're on your way. No big deal. We literally left the hotel, went there, and got back within an hour.
And we did a bunch of TikToks and stuff, too. Yeah. All right. When we left you, we had just talked through some things and ended the pre-party, the Topless Travel pre-party with DJ Frisky. Yeah. So now it's time to get on the ship. Yeah, so we did things differently this time. A lot of people like to get up bright and early and be in that line to get on the cruise ship immediately. That would be me. Yeah.
Not bright and than what we did my issue is you know usually you have a carry-on bag and a backpack or something you know i usually have my purse and what the fuck do you do with that stuff like do you take it to by the pool and leave it do you sit in the wind gym or for three hours i don't want to do any of that. I personally would rather sleep in. That's just me. This time we got on the ship about 1230. There was zero line. We had to stop and fill out like our consent, like paperwork and stuff like that you actually had to physically sign. But other than that, we literally walked right on.
No wait, no lines, no issues. issues and we went as soon as we got on we went to the wind jammer and we had lunch and by that time it was like 1 30 and the rooms had opened at one yeah like it was perfect so after that we went straight to our room and dropped our luggage off and we we were, like, good to go. Yeah. No, that did work out nice. The part I didn't like is that the parking garage was basically full. We had to drive around for 30 minutes to find a spot. My thing about Dan is he will exaggerate. It was probably, like, 15 minutes. Honestly, it wasn't bad.
I would have liked to be there a little earlier okay so that we you know surely we can i don't like being stressed i felt like i was stressed the ship didn't leave until like four o'clock babe it's three o'clock okay well whatever you there was nothing to be stressed about i don't know i was stressed i really was you know i was yes um so but before we got on this ship we're driving there and all of a sudden daphne has this like major pain in her side and we're like what is wrong with you and she's like I don't know and we're like she had thought like maybe she had had like the endings like of a UTI so we're like oh no because she had been on medicine for quite a few days we're like is it are you is it becoming good kidney infection like what's going on and like at some point I realized that she was not okay and I was in the back seat with her and so you let us out of the truck and you went and parked and we sat there and waited for you while you you know parked and she's literally sitting on the curb like with her head between her legs like in dire pain and i'm like bitch if you want to get on the ship you're gonna have to act like you're okay like they're not gonna let you get right on the ship like you're having a medical emergency yeah um and she was so you could tell like us getting through those lines and stuff she was like not okay so as soon as they announced that those runs are over and she went straight there and she napped for probably a good two hours and we daddy might knew like immediately that she needed to go to the medic which completely sucks because yeah if you don't know so um on a cruise ship then you have to pay you know cash card to like room charges to go see the medic now after that you can then go file that with your insurance and they may or may not cover it but they don't do any of that depending on your insurance but initially you you have any medical attention you receive on a cruise ship you have to pay for so if you remember if've been listening to podcasts for a while, you remember Lacey got stung by a bee and had to go get an IV.
And that cost us like 500 bucks, 600 bucks, something like that. But Daddy Mike, who is notoriously like doesn't like to spend money, immediately knew. It's like, you need to go. Yeah, he didn't like.
So she got an appointment like at 4 30 so that's how quickly so what i didn't realize is they won't set medical doesn't open until the cruise ship is under sail yeah yeah so they didn't even open that medical bay until the ship had actually left the port um and then that she was basically first in line to go be seen so long story short she had a kidney stone that's crazy yeah and horrible time yeah um they did x-rays and all the things um and she was severely dehydrated but she's not the best at drinking water that's so that's not really surprising if you know her personally so her crew started out like crazy she was like i know this is gonna make the podcast um which is funny because we had just told the story about the menthol pussy and people like literally came out like that day and people were commenting and she was like yo just my friend so you could talk about me on the podcast we keep you around for entertainment people keep kind of like i don't know putting like menthol stuff on all her social media posts so um but after that there was a sell away party and life of spice was djing and so we had not seen him so we got to go and dance and be a part of that which is always fun super proud of him if you don't know he became he started djing at bliss like I'll see you next time.
dance and be a part of that which is always fun super proud of him if you don't know he became he started djing at bliss like by going up and being like can i just do a set for free for fun and so he has worked hard to get there so super proud of him um it was a great great night so the first night's theme was just blue, which is kind of boring. But they wanted to keep it, like, easy for the first night. Yeah, I think that makes sense, right? You're just getting in your cabin. You're probably unpacking. So, like, you know, hair and makeup and wearing something fancy. You probably travel.
You know, some people might have traveled the day of, you know, and drove there and stuff.
So, you know, the first day of any, you know, Hedo, the first day of Bliss Cruise, the first day of any, like, you know and drove there and stuff so you know the first day of any you know hedo the first day of bliss cruise the first day of any like you know naughty new orleans any of those ones where people have to travel and stuff even secrets that thursday you kind of it's just takes people a day i think to kind of yeah get into it so i think having a a easy theme was a good idea yeah um so we after the cello party we basically so after that we went to the topless travel meet and greet yes which is exclusive for people that book with topless travel or with us and uh well not not no that's it's not exclusive you can invite friends so you get an invite to the topless travel meet and greet which is actually one of the biggest ones on the ship and and uh so if you book through them you get a personal invite delivered to your door but you can bring whoever you want and really whoever wants to go can go they're not going to turn you away advertised ship wide that it's open to everybody but it's basically open to everybody and they have free alcohol yeah which is the best part about so if you don't get the drink package that's a good time to to get yeah get your party started yeah so we um danced and drank a little then a super low-key because we knew it was like it kind of hits at that weird hour i think it's like six uh so or maybe five to six i can't remember but it's a weird hour so we went and did that and after that we went back to our room and got completely unpacked and organized because those rooms are so small if you don't get your shit together it turns into a nightmare and so we did all of that and we got ready for dinner i will say so one thing um yeah so the rooms are small but they are they i feel like they put a bunch like it's well thought we had a ton of stuff and it all fit so you know there's room underneath if you don't know the room underneath the beds to put your luggage and uh one of the major um organization things that have helped us is the walls are all metal and so you can get magnet hooks and put them on your walls yeah anywhere yeah which totally is a game changer and we use a lot of them yeah so if you're a first time bliss cruiser and you need a tip get buy some magnet hooks also decorate your door that's always super fun um and it's really fun to walk the halls and see how everybody does different things so and also the only way that you can navigate the ship when you're drunk.
You need those key ID features. So which way do I go? So that was our time to do that. And then we got ready. This Bliss Cruise, as far as people always ask, what do you wear? How do you pick it out? We kind of was a little different this time.
We kind of did outfit for dinner and then we switched gears after dinner you know like a little bit after dinner we might walk the promenade a little bit but we get into like our rave outfits like something more comfortable to dance in less heels and collared shirts and more like shorts and like a cute body suit right and that probably sounds more bougie than it is right yeah when i hear you say oh we had an outfit for dinner and an outfit for the club that sounds like a lot and it it was a little bit more but what basically like for me like blue night i just wore a blue blue button up or a blue polo that he already had yeah right and then for the night time i wore like a blue rave you know like shorts and like a blue tank top yeah so what we've done in the past is we've put our outfits on and then warm to dinner and when you're wearing you know like lacy's wearing a thong you know or lingerie to dinner it just feels a little well it's also uncomfortable to be honest with you it's not super comfortable to have dinner in like a g-string let's be real um and then this way we can get like we could take like y'all saw our tiktoks and stuff so we got pictures and tiktoks in the more like appropriate clothing right and then we were able i don't know if we got pictures or tiktoks in most of the no we did clothing we should have done a better job yeah i did some in like glow because that's a good one but for the most part y'all what you're seeing on social media is mainly just my dinner outfits like for for this night i had like a blue crochet like when you think of i'm going on a cruise ship like that's that's sort of what I wore, like, a beachy vibe.
And then for the Ray part, I wore, like, blue lingerie with, like, these little black booty shorts. So, yeah. So, we had dinner every night but one in the main dining area. It's different for a Boots cruise.
You don't have to have a dinner time you just go when you want you can sit with people if you want you can sit you know like with strangers you can sit by yourself whatever you want to do so every night we get there but one night we get highly suggest if you're a couple that is like it's just you and your partner and you don't know anybody that sitting with strangers at dinner is one of the best ways to meet people yeah especially if you're not good at putting yourself out there which i'm not um sitting with others are sitting very close some of the tables are pretty darn closed it kind of forces you out of your box and like i saw people that we had dinner with the last bliss cruise on this bliss cruise so it's kind of nice it's sort of the same thing with like speed dating any type of thing like that it forces interaction and then you see those people and you're like hey how are you so if you're not good at that kind of stuff that's a pro tip from from someone who's not good at talking to people i agree yeah so um we had dinner which was lovely of course and then after that we went to studio b for the blue like deep blue party um lots of dancing i don't normally walk a lot of steps i'm i should do better my steps like doubled on the cruise from all just dancing so much dancing yeah we didn't get the drink package we're not big drinkers so like one or two drinks i mean that's pretty much it um and at some point we were kind of tired you know it had been a big day the first day on that ship and you were like let's go to the playroom and i can fuck you and i was like i don't feel like this is what started the this is what started the whole thing you're a vanilla swinger now comment so he you didn't they didn't know that you said that oh he called me a vanilla swinger he you genuinely wanted to just take me in a private room and fuck me yes yes we've done a private room i would have fucked you in the middle of the orgy bed but i wanted to just take you to the playroom and fuck you which is really hot 100 genuine yeah like turns me on when i hear you say that um but in which we've done a ton of time that's not an uncommon thing but in my mind i heard i want to take you in the playroom and fuck you in the middle of the orgy bed and maybe we'll see a hot couple next to us and then I'll end up fucking her.
And then he'll probably be mediocre and you get to fuck him too. That is what I heard. That is not. And, you know, I don't know if we necessarily talked about it this night, but I think we did talk about it on the drive home because you'd said that. And I said, Lacey, how many times have I taken you to a playroom and fucked you? And you're like, you know, a hundred.
Okay, of those times where I i taken you to a playroom and fucked you and you're like a you know a hundred okay of those times where i've taken you to a playroom and fucked you how many times have we ended up fucking random strangers one time we determined it was one time one time out of a hundred and that one time we basically followed that couple into the playroom with the intentions of fucking we did they were hot they were hot. They were like the only hot people there. It wasn't like we went to the playroom to just fuck and we found these people.
We basically followed them into the playroom. But I hear you in like calm, collective, out of the situation me. You're 100% right. But in that moment, that is not what, that's not what I saw. And so that's when you called me.
Of course, I'm not telling him what's in my mind you know now we've communicated we talked about but at the time i was upset and then you said or we just we just vanilla swingers now yeah and i and then of course that pissed you pissed me off of course because here well the truth is because what basically what i heard is you don't want to have sex yeah which is not true we had sex for everybody wondering we had sex we argued that had sex we dan and i don't stay a lot mad at each other very long like we're like 30 minute argument okay let's fucking let's go to bed like we're not gonna be mad about it the next day but that's why i was frustrated because i basically thought you were saying like i don't want to fuck you like no that was not it at all i i wasn't feeling like i wanted to have like big orgy or even like a couple swap situation i just was not feeling that that's not what i'm trying to do i know i know now and even last week's podcast we were talking about the bliss cruise and i was saying i don't know how i'm gonna feel you asked are we gonna swap we're gonna i like, I don't know.
So I was thinking that you were going to come in with this wonderful open mind, which you did. But in my mind, I didn't see it that way. So we didn't fuck anybody. We fucked each other. And then we went to bed. But that was it. I pulled out and came on your chest, which was a nice thing. You know why I pulled out? Because I was thinking, I don't want to fuck up her pH for the rest of the week. That's so sweet of you. Thank you for being a responsible. Do you remember that? I think it's in the notes that you didn't read. Let's see. No playroom sex in our room. Just no playroom sex in our room.
Just me and Lacey. I came on her stomach. Yeah, that's real. So that was our day one.
It took us 47 minutes to get through day one i don't think we're gonna make it through day two let's try you want to yeah okay let's do it okay so day day two we got up we slept late of course but i think we went and had like i think we slept till 10 11 o'clock every single day yeah except for maybe that one one port day which sucks because they change over breakfast like right at the same time and it took us like two days to realize that one side was still open and not the other anyway we go up there like oh they're changing over we sit there for 20 minutes and wait and then at some point i think it was you or you're like somebody was walking by with the cheeseburger you're like the other side is still open and we're like because we always sat on the right side we're like we're such dumbasses anyway so um we went and had lunch uh we got to spend a little bit more time with definitely mike because she was just so out of it the night before she just wasn't um she she did come out she did do so but it was an early night for them.
Right. So they gave her IVs. They gave her an x-ray. They gave her a bunch of pain meds and medications to help. She was fixed up. So they diagnosed her with a kidney stone. And they gave her a ton of stuff. In my head, I'm like, Daddy Mike's going to have to pay five grand for all. Because it cost us $600 for an IV.
So I'm thinking, they're going to have to mortgage their house to pay for all this shit she's having done on the damn cruise ship you exaggerate so much well that's what i was thinking in my head it was less than a thousand dollars it was like 800 bucks and i'm like how do we pay 600 for an iv they got x-rays and like three ivs and like all this medication it was 800 don't know. But throughout the week, her symptoms kind of came and went, depending. I don't know if the kidney stones was moving. I'm not super knowledgeable on that. And she also had pain medicine. So, you know, depending on.
She was, like, you know, spoiler alert. The fact that she had kidney stones and basically partied all week is super impressive to me. Super impressive. We kept joking that. I kept saying, I'm going to make you squirt that thing out. We're going to clear those. You're so fucked up. I tried several times. It never seemed to come out. We still haven't even got to day two. Okay. Go day two. So we had lunch with them. Then we made and delivered our swag bag.
So we had like 22 couples this time on the bliss cruise with us so each um each couple got a bag with all their goodies from all of our sponsors of the podcast they get like a shirt they get all the things so we went and delivered all of those bags daphne and daddy mike helped us always thank you they always do if you've never played like this easter egg hunt fine rooms on a cruise ship that is way harder than you think it is like this those cruise ships are a friggin maze especially i got the level two um rooms and so when you start going down to the lower levels they don't even have open hallways from one end of the ship to the other so you're like you have to go a little ways go back up a couple floors go over come back down like it was it was the thing yeah i'm not good with the even odd and me and daphne always go together and then we let you you go and then mike goes you and daphne together in like two hours delivered like five bags okay me and daddy mike delivered the other like 25 okay first of all there's only 22 bags we took us maybe 30 minutes if that and we delivered like eight because we got we took the most because it was two of us on the easiest deck okay moving right along um so uh we topless travel did they host a pool party um one day and it just happened to be the second day yeah usually it's on like the third or four yeah um so i think it was like at two so we got a eight lines did all of that so we could be at the pool party at two they throw down like it it's like a swinger study party um is the best way i can describe it if you know you know so um we literally danced and the topless travel pool party is the best pool party on bliss cruise yeah and if you're looking at making your schedule for a bliss cruise vacation you know and you you're picking what things you want to do that is the one you don't you don't want to miss so make sure you do the topless trail if you want to get like the true pool party experience on bliss cruise well and party marks there so if you are a secrets person from back in the day you know party mark and he just like brings the party or if you've ever been to hito yeah so if you want that like true experience go there um something new that they did on bliss which is one of those things that they were you know we said they were trying out they did a party and play which is basically like and it was an open air playroom in the solarium which is i think on a normal cruise is the 18 plus area so they've got like some larger hot tubs in a pool and it's just like a little bit chiller it's like the adult area yeah on a normal cruise ship but like the winds going through so it's pretty cool so um on this time they announced like okay everybody go to what is it called uh party and play so we were like okay we're gonna go to party and play yeah this is one of those this is new to bliss cruise i think it's the new ownership tried this and it's a fantastic idea yeah this time and and really a lot of the times i don't know if i love the execution of it well this was the first one so i think towards the end of the week it was probably a lot better but the first one there was not enough beds the dj hadn't even set up his equipment i don't know if they were moving it from the front i don't what the problem the owner was in there you know we said we saw him what you could tell he was like figure this out because before you knew it like so we ended up like fully swapping with definitely yeah definitely and daddy mike there um we just kind of started playing because nobody else was doing it and so i think if had we waited like 15 minutes or so and then like we probably could have grabbed more people and made it more of a thing we just kind of like started and then we were kind of done almost as it was really getting started so as we're the problem was it you say and i don't know the exact time say it started it was supposed to start at 2 30.
we go into the salarium at 2 30. the DJ's still setting up his equipment. There's no music on, um, the beds that they were using were in the solarium, but because it was just getting started, there was like people sleeping on the beds that were like out there to tan, not there for the party and play. So then it took them a while to kind of figure out what they wanted to do. And then eventually the bliss cruise workers went around and said, Hey, if you're not playing on these beds, you need to get off of them. And they kind of cleared all those lurkers or I guess you would call it.
And they, you know, got fresh linens and all that on. So then the DJ got going and then they got linens on. And then like Lacey said, we were probably the first ones on a bed and the first ones fucking for that experience. And it was fun. I mean, I enjoyed it. No, I did too.
I, we've played once before on the top of the bliss cruise yeah the top and that's freaking fun to be like completely daylight out with the sunshine and the wind blowing it's fun it's hot it's not a normal like experience so if you've never done it i highly recommend it and this was kind of the same thing another really cool feature at some point i was like on my back and i looked up Thank you.
like experience so if you've never done it i highly recommend it and this was kind of the same thing another really cool feature at some point i was like on my back and i looked up and there's a second deck so people are lined that second deck watching down which is really cool like if you're like into voyeurism and you just kind of want to sit back and watch it i mean like prime watching position yeah yeah i will say the one thing i do wish that they had done or would do is you could that if you were going to be like inside the solarium that you were participating and if you wanted to watch that you go up on the top deck because there was a ton of people in the solarium that were just standing around you have to stand around and watch to get a bed to join so i mean like i hear what you're saying but i don't know how that works maybe they have to be naked or something you know i mean like something to where well it was it was like a pass-through to be honest that's like the walkway so people were like it was a high traffic there's just a lot going on yeah yeah but i love i think that's an awesome new addition and i think it's just one of those things they've got to tweak a little um they did it a couple of other we went to a couple others throughout the week and i i think it's going to be great so we did that and then i think we went back and rested a bit um we didn't talk about it from the night before but we um we had gotten contact well they had reached out to us the social media team for bliss and said that they could give us some like behind the scenes access just different things so that way obviously us promoting them is helping them so whatever they could do to help us help them yeah so they gave us access to the playrooms every night which is really cool because they changed the lighting and the decorations yeah and if you've ever made tiktoks in a cruise ship there's not a lot of fucking room space in your room yeah um so every night at seven o'clock we met in the playroom and made tiktoks and as you can see in if you follow our social media different people came on different nights so depending on what we're wearing we met different influencers some new ones that we hadn't met before that we had talked to a lot online a little bit before going uh so they came out with us um bell and jace we saw them they were in there i don't think we made any tiktoks together but they were in there pictures of them but i don't think we made tiktoks yeah because they vlog on youtube so if that's something you would like to watch they were in there so um really cool pretty awesome of them um on this night the theme was formal and it was a black and gold formal so um we were in there and we are you and i actually filmed some stuff for bliss like they had professional photographers so we signed like model releases and stuff and did stuff of like us walking into the playroom or you leading me to a bed just stuff like that which was kind of cool yeah no that was cool actually i kind of forgot about that yeah uh yeah that was pretty cool i will say you wore a gold dress that night.
You looked really hot. That was like my favorite outfit. Really? Probably all week, yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. Gold's not like a typical color that I would gravitate towards naturally. But to be honest with you, I went with a non-sparkle, which is not like me. Mm-hmm. It's like a silk kind of dress. Easy dress. And that's the way to go on a cruise. Because you're sunburned from being in the sun. It's hot everywhere.
I just don't choose it because it's cute like think about where you're wearing and what's going on so thank you though you look very handsome as well um after that we went uh we didn't stay on our formal wear very long at all we went to dinner so this time again we went into that main area the dining hall and had dinner with daphne and mike of course are like our go-to best friends that they are always with us and that um it's nice to have that built in it makes it a little easier if you could travel with friends and so we had dinner and then we were out of those outfits immediately yeah i was not because i was wearing like a jacket a suit jacket i was not gonna wear that to the club yeah um the problem was is that this night we were super excited because life of spice was djing with edm music with a violinist which he had told us about this leading up to it so we were super pumped to see this right and this wasn't in the.
So something, again, the new owners implemented on this cruise ship that I actually really liked is they mixed up the music a little bit. And they provided, you know, because not everybody's into EDM, but a large group is. So they did it in the, I think they called it the Viking Lounge or something. Yeah. Which was kind of like a smaller bar club kind of feel. And they did it in that room. And they had DJ Life's Spice with the violinist. Which, that was the vibe. That particular night's party was my favorite party. You think? Probably one of my favorites of the week. Yeah.
So, they, so the cool thing about this room, it's like low ceiling, like, like, I don't know, best way, like lounge type of feeling, which was really cool, but the room was not big enough because they vastly underestimated how much people love EDM because there was, it was packed in there and people were dancing and having so much fun um daphne and mike went back they went to bed early again so they called it kind of early again we stayed for a while dance we have a couple that we met on our first bliss cruise we called them reno couple hey they listen to the podcast um they didn't know about the podcast we met them which is pretty cool but now they listen um we met so they were in there dancing with us and i think we all decided to go meet in the playroom i don't we went to a different playroom or were they all like were they all full was that what it was right so there's several on a blisters there's several different playrooms so on this cruise they actually had a playroom on the top deck that was basically closed the whole time because of wind and i assume it was in like the basketball court area or something but we never actually went to it so i'm not 100 sure but they usually set one up either in the basketball court area or the area where they just have like the lounge chairs and stuff for some i don't so but that one was basically closed time.
Then on this cruise ship, the Solarium that Lacey talked about, which is that 18-plus area that has a couple small hot tubs in a pool, most nights you could play in that area as well. And then in the Star Lounge on the fifth deck, which is where we made all those TikToks, that was a playroom.
And then down on the second deck, they had a smaller playroom, and then they had the bdsm kind of kink area so we i think went to the fifth floor which is the was the largest playroom indoors and walked through i just think there was no room so we ended up going down to the second floor and finding a bed in that smaller playroom yeah so um you fucked her she is so cool she has like this fiery red hair and just like unapologetically like confident like i don't know she just seems cool to me i don't think i'm as cool as she is she seems chill and laid back and just kind of like down for all the things and i just feel she's come a long way so like when we first met them on the first bliss cruise i don't think we were the first couple swap but we they were pretty early in their their journey so to compare them now to them then i think they are much more open to things yeah and also if you saw her like she would just look like she just looks like like a mom, a businesswoman.
You wouldn't know that behind closed doors she's freaky as fuck. She's freaky. She kind of gives off that, not innocent, because I don't think she looks innocent, but I don't know. Professional? Yeah, professional. But behind closed doors, she's like that CEO that likes to be spanked. Yeah, she gives off those vibes, for sure. Anyway, so her husband has a pretty giant dick, probably one of the biggest I've ever seen in real life. So she likes your dick, needless to say, or at least I think she does.
That's the vibe got so you pretty quickly were fucking her yes and me and him self-swapped we did not fuck i don't know why it really one we were on the tiniest fucking bed in america there was no room and it was very very warm in that room and i was down for self-swapping i wasn't i wasn't against full swapping i fucked him before i think me and you fucked in the beginning yeah probably you said like i'm done i don't think i said i'm done i just i don't know yeah maybe you're giving off the i'm done vibe maybe i don't know um probably there was a lot going on because we ended up wrapping it up pretty quick because it was so fucking hot it was hot so it was probably like you know all the above um but me and him like saw swapped and you fucked her and i watched which was high so i mean it was pretty hot we wrapped it up and then you missed something what we dbp'd her oh oh yeah so if you remember i think it was the the was it the first or the second one where life of spice that he her husband asked life spice to do dbp with him and he thought she said he said dp and life spice fucked her in the ass yeah that was and she just let it happen i don't know if it was the first one or the second cruise one of the cruise, that couple was the one that Life of Spice misheard a letter and it ended up with them doing DP instead of DVP.
So this time we got the letter correct and we did DVP. And she took it like a chance. Hats off to her. That is two fucking giant dicks. Like his dick's so big that like Magnum condoms don't fit it. That's what we're talking do fit but it's a struggle for no yeah they're like cutting off a circulation like it looks painful yeah it was like she took it like a champ she did so you know more power to her i've done dvp with a lot of girls and you know for some girls it's just more of a like oh this is like i is, like, I did it. Like, you know, check the box.
Like, okay, you got two dicks of me, now get out. Yeah, that's me. Like, this hurts, you know. But there's, you know, very few that like it. The elite few like taking it two at a time. And she falls into that category. It's a good time. Yeah. Yeah, we wrapped it up. Went, got some snacks. Yes, that's right.
time yeah and she she falls into that category yes it's a good time yeah uh yeah we wrapped it up went got some snacks yes which is kind of a trend yes so after we get done fucking we'd go back up to the uh food court whatever you call it the wind jammer and get get some snacks which is funny so they are both very in shape people they must go to the gym and count calories and do all this stuff um so they got like cantaloupe and watermelon and yeah salads me and lacy got like nachos and french fries it was very evident when we sat down yeah they're like eating you know fruit and we're eating like nacho chips yeah whatever that's who we are yeah that was night two yeah all right There's six nights so we got some more stories to tell so stick around smash that subscribe follow button whatever i don't know they all have different buttons so we're on apple and spotify and youtube and you probably see some clips from this on tiktok whatever the button is hit it and uh back next week yeah we got some more bliss cruise stories for you one quick update before we wrap up we will be attempted next weekend so if you are hearing this in real time we'll be attempted may 16 and 17th If you'd like to join us um you must have attempted profile in order to get in and they like pre-screen which sounds everybody gets approved as long as you're not like a weirdo i guess i mean i don't have a criminal record yeah i don't know what their standard is that's they it's their club they do that so even if you're not sure somebody on my live today was saying they're not sure if they could come if they could make it or not i was like go ahead and just build a profile and then that way if the day of or day before you you can make it you you can come and purchase tickets and i think they have changed the rules to where if you've ever been to you know because their club is a modern lifestyle club so I think if you already have a modern lifestyle profile you're good it's just if you've never been to any club before where they're doing a screening now or something to that effect but uh if you go to swingersociety.net you can find that event the tempted event on the 16th and 17th uh and all the information you need is in the write-up for that event with links to everything to to get signed up and stuff so swingersociety.net go get signed up we hope to see you in club tempted next weekend i got a few surprises for you me no well no i was like what for the listeners oh we got some the dj booth is gonna get elevated yes for this event down's been like a kid in a candy sword so i'm excited for everybody to see that yeah all right anything else for the swing nation listeners that's it all right guys thanks for listening if you want to book a future bliss cruise or come to any events swingersstudy.net i think with that in a world full of apples be the pineapple be the pineapple guys bye bye if you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us leave a five-star review wherever you're listening if you want to see more of our content you can find links to snapchat twitter instagram only fans and more in the show notes come join the conversation with us and other Swinger content creators on our Swinger Society Discord server.
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