Tee joins The Professor and David for a very Down Dirty conversation about same-room swaps, seeing women separately, worship dynamics, event culture, and the kind of confidence it takes to actually show up in the lifestyle.They get into her “watch and be watched” room at O’Zone, what she likes in partners, why vibe and vetting matter more than keyboard talk, and how Reddit and TikTok are shaping discovery in ways a lot of people still do not fully understand.This one also goes fully off the rails in the best way: public-risk stories, threesome dynamics, fantasies, pegging jokes, size talk, butthole limits, and a very honest conversation about what newer people usually miss when they try to jump in too fast.Key Topics / Search Terms same-room swaps watch and be watched Reddit and TikTok in the lifestyle vetting people at events worship dynamics submissive partners threesome dynamics newbie lifestyle adviceWhat We Talk About How Tee and her husband navigate same-room swaps and separate connections with women Why vetted events feel safer than random internet meetups What her O’Zone “watch and be watched” room was actually like What she means by wanting worship energy instead of dominance How Reddit works differently from more traditional social media Why TikTok may be sending more curious people into the lifestyle than some expect How confidence, energy, and event fit matter more than trying to force the wrong crowd Why newer people should go to more than one event before deciding the lifestyle is or is not for them How she thinks about threesomes, group dynamics, and not letting anyone get left out The funniest tangent-filled part of the episode: pegging, fantasies, public-risk stories, and why The Professor is still the most vanilla man in the roomHosts The Professor DavidGuest TeeSponsors / Partners Mentioned CouplesNextDoor.com — original sponsor / overall backing Passionscapes Photography — in-kind contributor Glitz by Jax / Good Supply — partnerStudio Partner https://couplesnextdoor.com Code: DD25Calls to Action Follow and subscribe to The Down Dirty Podcast Rate and review the show Listen to more episodes at https://downdirtypodcast.comDown Dirty Productions is a sex-positive, consent-forward space for honest conversation. This episode reflects personal experiences and opinions and is not medical, legal, or therapeutic advice.
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Speaker1: is your guy, The Professor. Mine is Chuck D. David, the producer, is here also. But we do have a lovely guest on, the lovely Miss T. Hey. T is going to talk with David, the producer, and I tonight about a variety of topics. I
Speaker5: don't know. You just said you wanted her all alone, so I thought I was just going to sit in the corner in the chair. Yeah, watch.
Speaker3: That's
Speaker6: one of my favorite chairs.
Speaker3: T,
Speaker1: tell us about yourself. Well, for one, where are you from? Where is your lifestyle base at?
Speaker7: So I am kind of a public figure in my community. And so I don't exactly put where I am.
Speaker5: Undisclosed location, somewhere in the continental U.S. of A. We
Speaker7: are south of the cities. Okay, but so you're in Minnesota.
Speaker1: I am in
Speaker7: Minnesota, yes. I can high five Wisconsin. I am married. We've been married for a lot of years now. How many? 12. We've been together almost 19. And I've kind of always been in the lifestyle. And it really sucks because I didn't have like a cool coming out party for being bisexual. I didn't have anything cool. I just was. People
Speaker1: have coming out parties for being bi?
Speaker3: What? People
Speaker1: have parties when they announce they're bi? Oh my God,
Speaker3: yeah. I
Speaker1: didn't know that. Okay.
Speaker7: That's new.
Speaker1: Coming out parties are like amazing. Amazing.
Speaker6: Is
Speaker1: this just a tea thing or is this a real, the internet thing?
Speaker6: I mean, they're both the same. Tea's real and the internet, same, same.
Speaker3: Dude,
Speaker7: no, it's a real thing. But so I didn't have like a cool coming out or anything or a party or whatever. But most of high school, I had a boyfriend and a girlfriend. Nice. But not together. Like they didn't like each other. So that was a whole thing. And then I met my husband and we just kind of continued with that. Yeah. So we've just kind of been floating in and out our entire relationship. And now we've sort of settled on we prefer same room swap and we see women separately. So he sees women separately. I see women separately. But neither of us see men separately.
Speaker5: I got it. I got it. Professor, when you were in high school. High school. How many bisexual couples did you know? There
Speaker1: was nobody doing this. I mean, look, I'm saying. I knew one
Speaker5: bisexual.
Speaker1: I'm saying this again, that I've never seen any like gay couples. There were no girls having girls sex in the locker room like I hear now. But I did have two girlfriends in high school that knew about each other. So I guess that's probably as
Speaker3: strange
Speaker1: as. None
Speaker5: of us are surprised
Speaker1: by
Speaker5: that, but.
Speaker3: They
Speaker1: were actually best friends too
Speaker5: at one time. At one time until the professor came along. I could pay
Speaker1: lots
Speaker7: of money to be a
Speaker1: homewrecker. Don't do that.
Speaker3: I
Speaker1: wasn't homewrecking. I'm always, I've been on it since 16, baby. I let them know. Same, every time. Now, Tia, Tia, recently saw you at the Ozone event. Yes. Now, wait, do you go, what kind of events do you go to? What is your guys' style? What do you? Yeah, we
Speaker7: typically make it to one event a month. We just have kids and have to get a sitter and like that whole thing. And so we really just like to make it to one event a month. And usually at that event is when we like to meet other couples and kind of feel their vibes and get to know them. And then we would go on to further things such as like meeting up or drinks dates or anything like that. Sometimes we get involved with group activities, but not always. It just kind of depends on how everybody's feeling. We love mansion parties. Those are probably my favorite. And I'm really hoping that we can get out to South Dakota to try something. theme fourth
Speaker1: glow party everyone come i know i love the glow parties
Speaker7: i'm
Speaker1: excited
Speaker3: yes so
Speaker1: fun
Speaker3: you
Speaker1: i saw you at the um are you into kink also because i saw you at the ozone and you had a special room there how'd that go really
Speaker7: good so we had a watch and be watched room we knew that we there was a going to be a new audience kind of coming a lot of new people that had never been to events before for or anything. And so I wanted to give them the experience that they could come and see if they like to be watched or to watch because not everybody does. So sort of a voyeurism exhibition type room. But I just called it watch and be watched. And earlier in the night, I had tattoo coloring, which is like my most favorite thing ever. So that was also a big hit. I loved it.
Speaker3: So
Speaker7: that is what we had in our room. And it was awesome. At one point, we probably had like 30 people
Speaker3: doing
Speaker7: group activities. It was lovely.
Speaker3: Are
Speaker1: you into BDSM?
Speaker7: Not really. I have like my own kinks and things like that, but nothing particularly.
Speaker3: I
Speaker7: prefer like subby type partners. I don't want a dominant woman.
Speaker1: You got to explain that to us novices out here. Does that mean you like to beat dudes or what?
Speaker7: No.
Speaker3: What's
Speaker1: a subby type dude mean? Like partner, I'm saying.
Speaker5: When he says explain it to the novices, he means break it down for the most vanilla dude you'll ever meet. Yeah. The professor.
Speaker7: Okay. So it's men and women. I sort of like the worship type thing. So I want you to make me feel good. And I want you to be 100 % the most excited ever to give me pleasure. I love goddess type vibes. When I'm
Speaker1: doing this, let's say I'm the person. I'm the subby person, you said. We'd video record that and sell that.
Speaker3: Do
Speaker1: I have to wear something special? Am I on a chain? Please
Speaker5: tell me you're going to put him in a collar and a face mask
Speaker1: and something. How does a subby not work for a dude? I'm a dude that you're making the subby person. How does it work?
Speaker7: Whatever you're comfortable in. It's your...
Speaker3: so
Speaker5: the professor really wants to try a ball gag with one of those leather masks that looks like a demon with a dog sober me yeah he wants a collar with a spreader bar between his knees
Speaker3: i'm
Speaker7: not the one for that i'm not the one for that
Speaker1: good you're not into all the crazy crazy you just like a little spanking little
Speaker5: handcuffing crazy about half of our audience just got turned on with the description of you in that outfit. I
Speaker7: would much rather you just be in like some cute panties or boxer shorts type thing, whatever, on your knees in front of me. And you just look up at me and you have to ask to touch me. You have to ask to pleasure me. And whenever you're done with whatever you're doing, I want you to thank me. And again, this is men and women. I like that from from both of it so I like I have my own kinks and there are kind of different things some people do ask me if I'm a dom but I don't necessarily want control over you I want you to um want you want to be worship things for me yes yes
Speaker1: how would you feel if the dude had on you said you want to wear something cute how would you feel if the dude had on a jockstrap
Speaker7: perfect I
Speaker1: know you do some a lot of reddit stuff
Speaker3: um
Speaker1: you you are very good on reddit you help us with some reddit stuff with events in the podcast stuff. What, what, let
Speaker3: me
Speaker1: ask you this. What's the difference between like Reddit to you and other sites? Why do you like Reddit working on there more than you do other sites?
Speaker3: Like
Speaker1: Instagram
Speaker3: or
Speaker1: TikTok or some shit like that.
Speaker3: It's
Speaker7: not that I like love it more. I think I just understand it a little bit better that I don't know. I've only been on for like a year, but it's just so much more of like a discussion based type forum and much more less like like social media side of things. And
Speaker1: did you get on there because are you a content person? Can I plead the fifth? I just was saying, how did you get involved with Reddit is what I was asking. Oh,
Speaker7: okay. Okay. See, just ask what you mean.
Speaker3: Why do
Speaker7: you gotta like ask it all weird? Gosh, just spit it out. Okay. Or don't spit, whatever. No. So I actually started on Reddit. A friend of mine asked if I would help like mod their group and help get different activity and stuff. And so I did a whole bunch of research into how to do that. And I ended up like getting thousands of followers a week or subscribers a week, just working with this Reddit. And so I
Speaker3: just
Speaker7: kind of people now know that I'm the person that does the Reddit stuff and ask me to help them. I'm the one. I'm the one. Yeah. So it's just kind of a lot. It is hard switching niches a little bit because that was very, I don't know, event based. And so So podcast is a little bit different, but we'll get there. It's going to be great. It's going to be great.
Speaker1: Now, what do you like? So here's what I think. Like, do you think Reddit is safe? I
Speaker7: mean, it's safe to be anonymous on.
Speaker1: Yeah, but what I'm saying is like I heard a lot of people like when they went to meet people on Reddit, it was some fake shit or like they just had problems on there. Like, what are your thoughts? I'm not on there a lot. I don't. I like Reddit just because Reddit makes me a lot of money. But I love that.
Speaker7: So I feel like it's not it's nobody's favorite answer. Reddit isn't the reason that you're safe or not safe. You made the choice to go meet up with somebody from the internet. Like it's not Reddit's fault that
Speaker1: you went and met that person.
Speaker3: So
Speaker1: I don't mean to
Speaker7: be like a jerk, but I'm like, well, and I, this is like a life motto that, that we talk about. Like you are free to make your own choices, but you're not free of the consequences of those choices, no matter what it is. every decision we
Speaker1: make got a consequence good or bad yep yes
Speaker7: yes yes and that is why like we like to meet couples at events since most events the people have already been vetted so that makes us feel a little bit safer and i'm like really big on like people's vibe and energy yeah you get to see them in
Speaker1: their truest form at events every one's fucking don juan on these keyboards over here when you get them to the event this dude oh he's a fucking weirdo like i ain't fucking him or like Like,
Speaker5: oh, she's way shorter than what she was. Why do you think I don't like going to events, Professor? They always think I'm the one. You
Speaker7: don't look like a
Speaker5: weirdo to me.
Speaker7: I'm getting good vibes from you. I'm getting good vibes from you. You're funny in your messages.
Speaker3: So,
Speaker7: but that's the same thing with Reddit. Like, I have it right there, like, on my bio. It says, like, we only meet couples at events. That's what you have to do. And so I'm like, if you want to meet me, you need to go to the event. Which helps weed out some of, like, the creepy solo males. Because they don't want to go through the work of being vetted. But the ones that do, like, make it to the events and have a good time. So that's kind of, yeah, it helps. Now, what do
Speaker1: you think about, I get people that also tell me, new people, Reddit's the big one. Reddit is the new Craigslist of the early 2000s. Everybody knew it was coming for Reddit. Can anything really get to that
Speaker7: level?
Speaker1: Right? No, Craigslist was nuts. It
Speaker7: was. It was the Wild West.
Speaker5: Like, where do you think those guys went that wanted you to come clean your house in your underwear? They didn't just disappear. They went to Reddit.
Speaker3: They
Speaker7: did.
Speaker6: They did.
Speaker3: But
Speaker1: what do you think about TikTok? TikTok is the second place that people are telling me they're coming from. Like, how are people finding swinger shit on TikTok? How does that work?
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: Either one
Speaker5: of us have ever been on Reddit in our entire life. So you're talking to complete. I've never been on TikTok. I've never even loaded the app in my entire life.
Speaker1: I've never been on TikTok in my life. Like somebody sent me like reels. Like my brother, the prince will send me shit to watch of people like getting fucked up and falling off and stuff. But I don't got an account. Like I've never been on the site.
Speaker7: I love TikTok. I think that it is a great form of social media. And one of the secrets with TikTok is that it's just very fast paced. Meaning like on average, most people will look at your video for three seconds. like if you don't catch them in three seconds like you're done and that's sort of like a fun challenge to do you don't have titties and
Speaker1: ass out on tiktok
Speaker3: um
Speaker7: you're not supposed to but i mean
Speaker3: what
Speaker1: is the wolves like what what can i can i be in a phone or this jockstrap on tiktok
Speaker3: yes
Speaker7: yes so do that you just have to like not look like you're doing doing something sexual so
Speaker1: i just gotta be in a song doing work like yeah
Speaker3: absolutely
Speaker7: absolutely um when i would do tiktok lives i would just wear lingerie and talk
Speaker3: because
Speaker7: that's easy that's and it's fun like it gets people to stop for longer than three seconds yeah
Speaker1: that's crazy three seconds is the average video time yeah
Speaker7: they are just for people to look and that like if you don't catch them within that time they swipe isn't it crazy i know so that's why i'm like no we need to like Like your booping situation is going to just go insane.
Speaker3: Do
Speaker7: you know how many texts I got about the boop?
Speaker1: Do you know how many text messages I got about the boop?
Speaker7: Dude, that was like a 12 sentence bit. And I was like, every sentence was gold across the whole thing.
Speaker3: That
Speaker7: was like an over an hour podcast. And those 12 sentences, peak,
Speaker3: peak.
Speaker5: You don't want to know how long it was before it was edited.
Speaker3: probably
Speaker7: not probably not that
Speaker5: episode took me let's just say that episode took me a while
Speaker3: because
Speaker7: they they
Speaker5: were they had there was a lot of tangents on that one but there was a lot of good lines so trying to piece it together for those that haven't listened yet it's the justin and kaylee from otb interview that released in february yeah
Speaker7: i want to meet them i want to be friends with them
Speaker3: i
Speaker1: want to go to oklahoma i know it's going to be hard for me with Adding in like all these new events, Ozone and things like that. So to get away is going to be hard. But speaking of, have you been to any other events other than C &D ones? Have you gone to like resorts or anything like that?
Speaker7: Not yet. We would like to. It's just a matter of sort of timing with different things. Have you been to a
Speaker1: club before, like an on -premise club of any type?
Speaker7: No, not at all. Mostly because I didn't, I don't, they were underground. ground and so i was like well i don't know where i find these things
Speaker3: and
Speaker7: then it's like once you find it it's like you have an in and then all of a sudden all the info is there but we have gone done house parties pool parties like outside at people's houses
Speaker3: and
Speaker7: uh
Speaker3: yeah
Speaker7: we've done obviously a hotel takeovers and stuff like that um yeah how long have you guys been in the lifestyle total um Um, forever. I think our official number we've set is 14 years.
Speaker1: Oh, so you got, so how come I just recently met you? I don't know. No. Why did it take you so long to
Speaker6: meet me? Oh,
Speaker1: I know. I
Speaker6: don't know where.
Speaker3: I
Speaker1: am a gem, okay?
Speaker7: Gem. Right
Speaker1: here. Now, did you like, you said you liked doing the scene at Ozone, right?
Speaker7: Yeah, it was so fun. and we'll we have a room again in May so we'll do um the watch and be watched then
Speaker3: it's
Speaker1: gonna be the same one watch and be watched right yes
Speaker3: okay
Speaker1: so what did you do in your watch and be watched scene what did you do love this question
Speaker3: I was
Speaker7: when you said you were gonna ask me questions I was like oh I hope he asks
Speaker1: so
Speaker7: I uh it took some convincing but I convinced my um girlfriend to to do a scene with me where um she wears like strap -on with confetti eddie who is my favorite dildo to play with with her and so i wrote her what why
Speaker1: is it called confetti eddie because
Speaker7: he he looks like he has confetti in it like it's white and it has like confetti in it
Speaker3: okay
Speaker1: and
Speaker7: so confetti eddie because it it rhymes it makes sense gotcha it's
Speaker3: okay
Speaker7: and so we we started the scene and so I wrote her and then she kind of went off book a little bit which I had to like deal with later and and then it turned into her fucking me and I was like this is not working though because I I fuck you so what are you doing right now so
Speaker1: we got it all first time that it ever happened what
Speaker3: it
Speaker1: wasn't the first time between the two of you that she fucked you and you didn't fuck her
Speaker7: yes because okay so
Speaker3: it's
Speaker1: different
Speaker7: she wears the strap on but I like am on top of her or I I top from the bottom. You ride her. Whatever. Yeah, so I ride her.
Speaker1: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold the fucking presses. So if she's on the bottom, let me get this picture right. She's on the bottom, strap -on's coming on up. You get on top of her and you're riding her.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: And you're telling me that's okay.
Speaker7: Yes, why is that not okay?
Speaker3: Because
Speaker1: you just said, oh, no, I had to get on her about that shit because she started fucking me and I'm the one who was doing the fucking. She's still doing the fucking in that case. Yeah,
Speaker7: because I was riding her, okay, and then we switched positions. And so it was like doggy style, so she's standing up. And I was supposed to push back onto her because I know where my spot is. Like, she has a dildo. She can't feel where the spot is to help me. So I moved myself around to get into the spot. But this bitch decided that she was going to just try to ram into me. And I was like, this is not working. What are you doing?
Speaker1: Okay, see, I thought it was more of a dominance thing you were saying. Like, no. I'm the only one who be doing the wielding the dick around here. You don't get to fuck me. That's what I thought you were saying.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker7: Well, not a
Speaker1: matter of controlling the depth and the impact of it all. She
Speaker5: still clearly wants to be in control. There's still a power dynamic in it. She still has to be in control. The
Speaker1: person on the fucking bottom still got the dick. Yes. That doesn't mean that they're the top. Yeah. It's all about.
Speaker5: See, you're talking to a guy that doesn't understand the power dynamics because he is always the one in control. You will never see the professor in any other thing. It's not about relative position. It's about power dynamics. It's not about who's physically on top and who's on bottom. That is not what top and bottom means
Speaker1: in that world. I know in theory what it sounds like. I'm a great theorist. But what you just explained to me didn't make sense to the professor.
Speaker6: Okay. But
Speaker5: she's supposed to just lay there and let T, are we calling her T on here?
Speaker6: Yeah.
Speaker5: I couldn't
Speaker6: remember.
Speaker3: Let
Speaker5: T do the writing versus if the power dynamic was the other way around, T would be more of the limp person in this case. And the other woman would be the more. She would be like fucking up into me. Yeah. She would be doing the work. Look at my face, listeners.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker5: They can't see it.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker7: Okay,
Speaker3: if
Speaker7: I tied you up and you were not able to move at all and I just was on top of you, I have the power and I'm the top. Okay, the same things work if I were to tie you up. If I got my dick in
Speaker1: you though, what if I got my dick in you and I'm tying it up and you're on top?
Speaker3: You
Speaker7: have it backwards. I'm sitting on your dick, not you have your dick in me. I'm sitting on you.
Speaker5: No, see in the professor's world, it's always his dick in you. The professor cannot, he is never, ever going to be a bottom or a submissive. His brain cannot comprehend. You don't
Speaker6: have to. And that's okay. And unfortunately, that just, our dynamic will never work. No, Tini, I love
Speaker5: you though.
Speaker3: But
Speaker5: you might be the, he allows to be tied up and muggled. I'll let it like
Speaker1: this, Tini, I'll let it just like this.
Speaker3: We'll
Speaker5: give him some heavy sedation meds. Not later,
Speaker1: but my dick's not small. Mixed in with some Viagra.
Speaker5: And then he'll be forced to just lay there.
Speaker7: I mean, if you consent to that, absolutely. I'll do it. But I'm not doing it without consent.
Speaker3: Let
Speaker1: me ask you this, though. Okay. So you said you were doggy style and she's fucking you. Boom. Oh, you're supposed to be fucking her. What is, what's the size of this dick that she has? Give us a depth and a size that we're looking at.
Speaker3: It's
Speaker7: six and a half long. And I don't remember how thick it is. They make them that big?
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: What's your hell nah? It ain't going in there size.
Speaker3: Six
Speaker7: and a half is the
Speaker1: limit. That's your limit? You're giving somebody a half? That's the limit? Why you can't go to seven? Let's make it an even seven.
Speaker3: Because
Speaker7: it hurts.
Speaker1: How do you know it's seven versus six that hurts?
Speaker5: Professor, it's okay. You're still two inches shy. It's okay.
Speaker3: What's
Speaker6: the biggest one?
Speaker5: What's the biggest one you've ever taken? I have no clue what his dick size is, T.
Speaker7: I
Speaker5: have zero clue.
Speaker7: I asked him about his dick size. So that's why I was like, how does this cover need to go here? Well, of course he's going to lie about it.
Speaker5: Unless you get a picture and a ruler, believe nothing.
Speaker7: But also, I was asking for somebody else, not for me. So it's okay.
Speaker1: I do that all the time, T. You know the type of texts I get at 1 p.m. during the Tuesday, folks? Just saying. Yeah. Just as like, you got a big deal? We were having lunch.
Speaker3: And
Speaker1: we were just, and all of a sudden. You have a big wiener. I was like.
Speaker3: Yeah. What
Speaker1: are we talking about? What's big? What are we talking about?
Speaker5: Reference
Speaker1: me.
Speaker5: You had the same reaction I did at the last party, Professor. Someone that we both know well came up to me and said, you have big hands. How big is your dick? And I just looked at him and I said, I don't know how to answer that.
Speaker1: You whip it out and ask them. I mean, if they was bold enough to ask you, they should have been bold enough to just check. You know what I mean? So if they was that close in lingerie.
Speaker3: I
Speaker1: think he knew we weren't at that level.
Speaker5: Wait
Speaker1: a minute.
Speaker5: You said that he. It was a dude. Yeah, it was a dude. Oh, I'm so glad
Speaker1: with that.
Speaker5: Professor, I did. I said, it's someone we both know. He asked me. Oh, I thought you said. Let's just say. No.
Speaker1: Professor, let's
Speaker5: just say it's normal in the Eastern European area. Got you. He knows exactly who it was. Got you.
Speaker1: Now, that's amazing.
Speaker7: Amazing. What's the biggest one
Speaker1: you've taken then? If six and a half is your limit, like I'm sure you had the test one that was like, oh, that's too much dick. What was the limit? That was the big one.
Speaker7: So
Speaker3: dick
Speaker7: size, like that's been inside of me was eight and a half. Not great. You keep getting it from
Speaker1: somewhere too. What? I was like, you keep picking up a half an inch from somewhere. No,
Speaker7: because I had to measure it so that I knew. like i just i was like i know i totally see t
Speaker5: before any sex happens every guy she does a full measuring she's like let's see your length let's see your you know she's just like she's measuring it all she puts the heart rate monitor on you and she's like i'm gonna kill you is
Speaker7: it veiny is there a good pulse to it yeah i need to know those things absolutely she does a full exam
Speaker1: you You measured 18 and a half was too much dick. It
Speaker7: was. It was very painful. It was too much. It was too much. And then I tried. Is
Speaker1: there a girth limit? No. Nah, you can have a pop can.
Speaker3: But
Speaker1: it can't be more than 18. No, mini can.
Speaker7: My husband has very big hands.
Speaker3: Oh. I
Speaker1: love
Speaker7: those hands. So.
Speaker3: So
Speaker1: what? Those are lovely.
Speaker7: On
Speaker1: the reverse side, what's the smallest one you've had?
Speaker3: Oh,
Speaker6: maybe five inches?
Speaker1: She has not
Speaker5: experienced a micropenis yet. Right. Have you never had one where you're like, oh, is it even in yet? They pop up in the lifestyle every once in a while. My goodness.
Speaker1: I've seen one in the fucking playroom not more than like three parties ago. There was a micro in here. Listen,
Speaker5: I give it to those guys. That's courage. In the playroom, you just fucking. I love
Speaker7: it. Oh, my God. And so many of them also love to be degraded about it. Like, it is a whole different thing. And I'm just like, great, you're welcome here. I'm not the one because I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I know people.
Speaker3: Like, I
Speaker7: will find you people.
Speaker1: Listen, if you got a little ass dick, but you got a wife and you bought her hair to do this, you a confident dude. You know what I mean? You a dude on a different level. I ain't going to fuck with you. I'm going to kick her with you. You a different dude if you got a little ass dick, but your girl butt naked fucking right next to you and you partying.
Speaker3: Hey,
Speaker1: you get fist bumps from me every time, baby.
Speaker3: I
Speaker1: love it.
Speaker5: I give you courage for showing up in the lifestyle. There's guys with big dicks that don't have that confidence. Big
Speaker1: dicks can't let their girl even talk to another man. Be holding on to you the whole time. I see it all the time.
Speaker3: Walk
Speaker1: around with their dick out. Walk around the whole pool party. Dick out the whole time. You start talking to their girl, there you go. Elbow to elbow. Try to hear what you're saying. smack your hands make sure your hands are in a seeable position I see it all the time
Speaker5: so
Speaker3: T
Speaker5: explain
Speaker3: to
Speaker5: us what big dick energy is
Speaker3: I feel
Speaker6: like I'm not
Speaker7: like the one to say or to ask that why?
Speaker3: because
Speaker7: I feel like I have big dick energy look
Speaker6: at
Speaker1: you laughing Perfect.
Speaker3: How
Speaker1: do you ask somebody who fucking dick energy after you
Speaker6: have it? Well, then you should be an expert.
Speaker5: That's what she thinks. If she had a dick, it would swing from tree to tree. Oh, my God. I would play with it all the time,
Speaker6: too. I would have
Speaker7: it out all the time. All the time. I would be that guy on Reddit, just sending all the messages. Absolutely. You know, it's not even fair I don't have one. Like, it's kind of rude, actually. but
Speaker3: um
Speaker1: i
Speaker3: wish
Speaker1: i could trade you for a day if i could have a pussy for a day jesus christ you
Speaker5: you'd have to have some ice packs because he'd return that to you broken and sore yeah
Speaker3: you
Speaker6: would
Speaker3: you
Speaker6: might want to have him sanitize it before you
Speaker1: return
Speaker5: it
Speaker3: you're
Speaker1: gonna give me a conversion van
Speaker3: that
Speaker6: really surprises
Speaker7: me because he'd be the
Speaker5: first one wanting on the bang bus he's like let me in you know that
Speaker7: your happy button is in your ass right like you can yeah
Speaker5: stop that you
Speaker7: can your happy you
Speaker6: found
Speaker5: one more of his limits see again the most vanilla dude in the world right here He is Puritan. When it comes to sex, the professor is a Puritan. I'm straight missionary. I want to look you in the eyes.
Speaker1: I'll make you impure. I'll make you impure and you'll love it.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker7: No, but you're happy. So that doesn't make any sense. Okay. Because your happy button is in your asshole. Okay.
Speaker3: So
Speaker7: you can just poke it and touch it all the time. So my happy button is actually inside and outside of my lady bets here. And so it's not actually that different. It's kind of the same. It's like
Speaker1: still
Speaker3: a
Speaker7: dick going into a hole that makes you feel good. Your hole.
Speaker1: I was laughing at him about the dial from choking and you saying me get fucked in the butt. I'm laughing because I totally,
Speaker5: totally would pay to have tea. T just totally take the professor just for a night. Like, that would get me to show up at an Ozone event and pay the VIP fee plus if you told me there was a room where T is just dominating the professor for a night.
Speaker1: Someone asked my wife that one time. She's like, what would you do if you walked in the room? It was like one of them games. And you seen the dean, if the dean seen you with a man, and the dean cracked up. Like, she laughed uncontrollably for like 10 minutes. She's like, I don't think that would ever happen. I was like, listen, I'm not the one who, I won't buy shame nobody or get, I don't care who's with who. Do your thing. But I'm not. That is something I don't think I'll ever get down with. Like, I don't think I've ever been that drunk in my life.
Speaker3: Do
Speaker6: you want me to talk you into it?
Speaker3: You
Speaker1: can.
Speaker5: That's
Speaker6: probably like a challenge.
Speaker5: Yeah, I think she just accepted that challenge.
Speaker3: He's
Speaker5: going to listen to listeners will the professor turn by coming up in season five. Oh,
Speaker7: you can just be gay for me. That's fine. I'm a girl. So it's not even gay. Look at that. Yeah.
Speaker1: Professor gay for tea. We have guys going to come to you for that. Like they want, that's the subbie thing. They got to like suck the dildo or something.
Speaker6: They don't have to.
Speaker3: They
Speaker1: choose what they want to
Speaker5: do.
Speaker1: She's just happy
Speaker5: to be worshiped by
Speaker1: them. You, um, what's it called? Uh, you peg these dudes. I
Speaker7: mean, I have.
Speaker3: Do
Speaker1: they call it? Listen, now let me ask you this question. Why isn't it just called fucking the dudes in the butt? Is it only called pagan if the guy's straight? If he's bi or gay, it's not pagan? So someone only gets pegged if he's a straight guy getting fucked in the butt. Is that what it means?
Speaker3: I
Speaker7: thought pagan just was a dildo.
Speaker3: And
Speaker1: I thought anal was with a female. If a dude fucks another dude in the butt, it ain't called pagan.
Speaker3: It's
Speaker7: called anal. Yeah, because it's a penis, not a
Speaker1: dildo. Okay, so what if I'm bi and I get dildoed in the butt? Is that pagan still? But I like it in the butt. Look it up, the producer. What is pagan?
Speaker5: I'm working on it.
Speaker1: Okay.
Speaker5: We need to know this because I'm like... Pugging is a sexual practice where a woman
Speaker3: penetrates
Speaker5: a man anually using a strap -on dildo. The term became widely used after sex columnist Dan Savage popularized it in
Speaker3: early
Speaker5: 2000s. Damn, Peggy's new as hell, huh? The woman wears a strap -on harness with a dildo. The man receives anal penetration. Some people enjoy it because of prostate stimulation, role reversal, power dynamics, curiosity and exploration. That's where the professor fits in. Let T. Peggy. Listen, Chuck D wants to do his waxing episode. We're going to do an episode where he pegged the professor.
Speaker1: We're never going to be talking about the professor's
Speaker7: ass.
Speaker3: I
Speaker7: love that there's so much butthole conversation on this podcast right now. If
Speaker1: Chuck D was here right now, he'd be like, yes, I'll peg it. Chuck D would be talking so much ass to you right now. I
Speaker7: was very excited to meet him. I didn't know he wasn't coming. Oh, my
Speaker1: God. Wait, did you not meet him at the
Speaker5: Ozone?
Speaker3: I
Speaker7: don't know. I meet so many people. I'm sorry. She
Speaker5: said she didn't get to leave the room the entire time she was up there. I
Speaker7: left for one hour and I went and did all the pictures with the photographers because they were amazing. Amazing. And then I had to go back to my room and get ready.
Speaker3: And
Speaker1: get it.
Speaker3: Yeah. And
Speaker7: then, um, so after her and I did that, I pulled another couple out and then I kept like pulling other people to come onto the bed and in the chairs and
Speaker3: then
Speaker7: everybody got naked. It was lovely. okay so oh my god who's the girl in the red boots too i don't know if she's gonna be here but i am like in love with her she did this thing with her man that i have never seen another person do ever and we kind of bonded over it a little bit and i would like to know who she is
Speaker3: kind
Speaker7: of
Speaker3: you
Speaker5: gotta tell us the details i don't know what this is
Speaker7: i'm not gonna say what it is but it's just like a form of affection and i've never i do it to my I do it to my husband all the time, but... Why can't you tell us now? Please tell me. Because
Speaker6: I don't want, like, other people to, I don't know, to do it and copy it. Because it's kind of a secret thing. Down and
Speaker1: Dirty Podcast, you get to steal this affectionate tip. If you don't listen, fuck you. That's what we say.
Speaker7: Are you yelling at me right now? What are you doing?
Speaker3: I
Speaker1: want to know.
Speaker7: You... That's great. Good for you.
Speaker3: I
Speaker1: don't know.
Speaker7: It's... It's not... I don't know. No, it's just like a form of affection. So, yeah.
Speaker1: All right, wait. When I see you,
Speaker3: you'll
Speaker1: tell me? She's just going to assert her dominance over you using this secret.
Speaker6: How
Speaker7: about I will allow you to guess?
Speaker1: No. You can guess
Speaker7: as much as you want. And if you guess, I will promise to tell you. Anything in the
Speaker1: world. That's so cool. Come on now. Can I get a category? Like a tell me what it is?
Speaker6: It's a form of affection.
Speaker3: If
Speaker1: the
Speaker5: professor lets you peg him, would you tell him? If nothing.
Speaker3: T.
Speaker1: Maybe.
Speaker5: Never.
Speaker1: Let me ask you this though, T.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker7: Hey, I have smaller dildos than Confetti Eddie. Actually, you can bring your own dildo. So you pick what size you want.
Speaker1: Hey, T, listen to me.
Speaker3: Listen.
Speaker1: So you said you have your husband and a girlfriend, right?
Speaker7: Yes.
Speaker3: Now,
Speaker1: do you play with men or just play?
Speaker7: When we swap with other couples, yes.
Speaker5: You do couple swap. She said all of this at the beginning of the episode, but here again we go to that three -second time span. You know, you already lost his attention. I did.
Speaker7: I did. I'm sorry.
Speaker3: She
Speaker1: did, but I wanted to know because she had mentioned that she only plays with the women and then the dildos and all this pagan shit. So I wanted to make sure that she actually, that she plays with men or not.
Speaker3: They're
Speaker5: both, they both play separately with women. Oh, that was me. But they only play together with men. And they don't both play separately. A plus.
Speaker1: A plus. I got it. I got it.
Speaker3: All
Speaker1: right. T, we have some questions.
Speaker5: Do you tend, so my question is, since I assume your husband, based off of what you said,
Speaker3: is
Speaker5: bisexual, is that accurate? No. No, I didn't think that at all.
Speaker3: I
Speaker5: thought so, because earlier you said we're both only allowed to play with men together. So that's what I thought when you said that. I thought that meant he can play with men, but you have to be there when he plays with men. That's how I interpreted it. it nope
Speaker7: nope just when we swap so yeah we won't yeah because
Speaker5: my question was going to be
Speaker3: like
Speaker5: do you guys often agree on men but now that's not valid so we'll just cut that um
Speaker7: actually most of the time we don't even like when we meet couples it's usually the man that
Speaker3: me
Speaker1: and me and nadine is like that too now my lady friends are kind of on the same page but me and nadine like if i'd be like oh i think you would like that guy the dean would be like sometimes her type is her type but but then she goes off script. So I understand. Why
Speaker7: do they do that?
Speaker3: Goes
Speaker1: off script.
Speaker3: Depends
Speaker5: on how much she's had to drink that night. Oh.
Speaker7: That's probably it. That's probably it.
Speaker3: My
Speaker7: girl got too courageous. Too courageous. I love it. So my husband is, he's really good at like feeling out people in a way to find out if they are respectful. towards me or not.
Speaker3: And
Speaker7: that is usually his kind of triggering thing. We were chatting with this couple and she was smoking hot and she was bi. And so I was way more excited to be hanging out with her. I'm like, whatever. He can just be behind there and do whatever he wants. It's fine. Just whatever. We were like having a conversation and he came up to me and was like,
Speaker3: Like the
Speaker7: men are talking in
Speaker6: the
Speaker7: middle of me saying things. And my husband immediately was like, nope, never again. We're not speaking to them ever again. If you
Speaker5: would have slapped him right then and there, I would have backed you up. Oh, my God. I've seen that happen. I've seen some of these dudes think that they're being all dominating and sexy and that. I'm like, dude, you need to study what a real dominant person is. Oh, my God. What being dominant actually means in this world. It's not just about power.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker7: So it was just like a whole different thing. And so he's usually the one. And I was like, whatever. She's hot. Okay. Like, again, eyes are still on the prize of her. You do got
Speaker5: a dick, don't you? Because she thinks with it.
Speaker7: So remember the previous question that was like something about what is big dick energy?
Speaker1: No, no. Eyes
Speaker7: on the press page.
Speaker1: Big dick energy.
Speaker3: So,
Speaker7: yeah, he's usually the one to be like, no, you know, I didn't like what that guy said or something like that. So he's usually way pickier than me, which is totally fine. I'm good with it. Usually I'm like, as long as she's pretty, it's fine. Now, you said
Speaker1: before the dude's happy place is the butthole. What do you feel about butthole sex?
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker7: You can just edit this part out. It's pretty sad. Um,
Speaker6: I,
Speaker3: um,
Speaker7: no, it's just not, it's not very interesting, but we have tried like all different butt stuff and everything. And I tear every single time and it takes like weeks to recover and everything. And so it's really bad. So I'm like, it's super gross. Like just say that. And And it's
Speaker3: a lot
Speaker7: of times
Speaker1: when
Speaker7: we like can't play that night and couples like kind of like are interested in us, but like we aren't playing that night. It's usually because of that. Like I literally have blood there. So
Speaker3: wait,
Speaker1: are you continuously still trying to butthole now? You're still going back in there?
Speaker3: Um,
Speaker6: every once in a while we give it a try just to see how it goes.
Speaker3: But
Speaker5: you already said that your dude is big. So maybe you should try something smaller. Yeah.
Speaker7: It's a finger. Just a finger.
Speaker5: OK. And
Speaker7: it tears. So yeah, it's pretty bad. We gotta
Speaker1: listen up. That there's starfish.
Speaker3: If
Speaker1: you keep going back in there, they got those trainer things. Those little, you go from smaller to bigger to bigger. You've tried those? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker3: Multiple
Speaker1: times. Multiple times. Hang on.
Speaker3: I
Speaker6: know. So. She has a sensitive
Speaker2: booty,
Speaker5: OK?
Speaker6: I know. I really do. I do, and it feels entirely too high maintenance for me.
Speaker7: Like,
Speaker3: and
Speaker5: I
Speaker6: love butthole stuff.
Speaker7: I love butthole stuff. Like, I want to get in there.
Speaker1: You love butthole stuff on other people, but you.
Speaker7: Yeah.
Speaker3: I
Speaker7: wish I could take it. Like, it feels unfair that I can't take the fun that I give.
Speaker1: Rude. Now, with your sex, do you like rough sex since you seemingly give a little bit of rougher sex out? Do you like rough sex?
Speaker3: Uh,
Speaker6: I do. I do. Yes. Do
Speaker1: you? No. That's not my jam.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker5: And vanilla.
Speaker3: He's
Speaker5: missionary, and then you have to cuddle him for about an hour afterwards. Aww. And that's, you know, that's his night.
Speaker3: I
Speaker7: love that. Do you also like a nighttime snack, like a post snack? Like, we like cheese sticks sometimes. Yes. I
Speaker1: will take a little juice, a little juice and chips. Just so you know,
Speaker7: just so you know, if you were a good boy and pleasured me and worshiped me the entire time, I go up and get that cheese for you, babe. I go get it. I bring it down on a cute little plate and I'll even feed it to you. Now we're in the ballgame.
Speaker1: Now we're in the ballgame. And you're going to look up at me.
Speaker6: You're going to look up at me. Now we're in the
Speaker5: ballgame. And you're going to look up at me like turkey and cheese, baby.
Speaker1: You
Speaker5: know what the risk is. And I'm going to be like, already
Speaker6: got it here. What do you say? And you say, thank you, my goddess. What if he was
Speaker1: around one of the negotiations podcast people?
Speaker5: You better make sure if it ever happens that as he leaves, you remind him that he can't do that at home. Because if he tried it at home, pretty sure the dean would kill him.
Speaker6: Oh, okay.
Speaker5: The dean is the dominant one in that household.
Speaker3: Would
Speaker7: she make it, like, slow and steady or, like, real quick? Because I'm like, I could be on board to watch it go slow.
Speaker3: We
Speaker1: don't want the Dean anywhere around this. Look at her. She will ruin this. She is a dream crusher. Look, do not let her.
Speaker3: She's
Speaker7: welcome to play, too.
Speaker1: What is the most unusual place you've had sex in? Back
Speaker7: of a bowling alley.
Speaker1: Oh, like where the pandas should get replayed? Why would you walk there?
Speaker3: Why
Speaker1: not? To go find
Speaker7: a bowling alley real quick. Right,
Speaker1: to go fuck behind a bowling alley. What else was
Speaker7: I doing back there?
Speaker3: You
Speaker1: were fucking fixing the pins, and the motherfucker looked over at you like, oh, you're looking sexy. Like, what? What happened?
Speaker3: It
Speaker6: was with my husband.
Speaker3: We
Speaker6: just ran back there.
Speaker3: We
Speaker6: ran back there.
Speaker3: Wow.
Speaker1: And then,
Speaker6: yeah, just
Speaker3: real
Speaker7: quick, I'm like, get in there. It's all ready for you, baby. Get in there.
Speaker3: Did
Speaker1: you almost get caught, or was this a clean good one? what
Speaker3: no
Speaker7: we didn't like finish back there because i was like all paranoid and everything it happens so it was just a quick little okay a few minutes and then i got you let me
Speaker1: ask you this question let me ask you this question because we had this on a different podcast i
Speaker7: love that you're so close to like your screen that i can't see your face you need
Speaker1: a computer at this point because i'm so hyped to ask you this question
Speaker3: are
Speaker7: you do you need me to get close to you all right
Speaker1: look so we We had this conversation on another podcast, right? Are you a member of the Mile High Club?
Speaker7: No.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: But also,
Speaker7: I don't have any interest in it.
Speaker1: Okay, listen. I mean, unless
Speaker7: it's like, you know, a bed in the sky or something. Like
Speaker1: a charter bed. No. Listen, I want you to get, this is your vote. This is your vote. If someone goes at the Mile High Club, a couple goes in the bathroom, fucks. Boom. Comes out. Or
Speaker3: a
Speaker1: guy is sitting in the middle seat and two women are on either side of him, kissing him, jerking him off at the same time. Which one is more impressive to you? The guy who goes into the bathroom and fucks or the guy who's sitting in the middle seat getting jerked off?
Speaker3: How
Speaker7: big is the guy? No, because I'm not.
Speaker3: Okay,
Speaker7: if it's a smaller guy in the bathroom, like. You
Speaker5: know who the guy is. he wants to tell you the story about the time that he got jacked off by two women on a plane
Speaker1: you're telling the wrong
Speaker7: part i'm one of the thank
Speaker1: you thank
Speaker7: you for saving me a whole big spiel thank you i'm not
Speaker1: in the bathroom my brother went in the bathroom and fucked and he okay but you
Speaker6: are a huge dude so i would be impressed
Speaker7: that you fit into the bathroom with another human what's
Speaker1: real if you were
Speaker7: a small dude i wouldn't be that impressed because i'm I'm like, whatever. You're like, you can fit in my luggage.
Speaker1: No. But listen, I said this mom was way riskier because the flight attendant could come up, catch us, the pilot, some air marshal, anybody. Anybody could be in that bathroom. I could have been giving my wife medicine injections or something or checking her ovulation schedule. Who knows? We could have been in there doing anything in this bathroom. I'm out in the open getting jerked off by two. Boom. I think that's way riskier, in my words, impressive than him going in that bathroom from fucking do
Speaker5: you agree that's what he's looking he's looking for validation that he's riskier than his brother so that he can tell his brother that the hot woman you said that he's cooler fuck you brother
Speaker3: okay
Speaker7: so that's a different question because what i think is impressive is different than other people i get what
Speaker1: you're saying what's riskier
Speaker3: okay
Speaker7: but if your real question is which which one is riskier, yes, I would say the handjob in the aisle is riskier. I'm not saying it's more impressive to me. Who hasn't done that?
Speaker5: See, I'm with you. See, I would agree that that is riskier because everyone, again, everyone does it in the bathroom. That's why I was like, I never really had a desire because it feels like that's just a common thing. If I'm going to have risky sex, it's going to be risky sex that not everyone and their mother can do. Yeah. I
Speaker7: mean, I think it would have been way riskier for you to be fingering both of them at the same time.
Speaker5: Yeah. Why weren't you giving back? Why were you the only one receiving, Professor? Listen, I don't give a damn. Why is it all about you?
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker6: Thank you.
Speaker1: I don't know what I was doing that day. I'm going to be honest. I won't lie to you. I won't say, yeah, I was pleasuring on both. I was kissing. I was probably on fucking lookout. out i was probably nervous than the motherfucker it looks like you
Speaker7: just were sitting back just feeling all this amazing pleasure meanwhile your brother is in there just giving it to whoever
Speaker3: so
Speaker5: he's he's
Speaker3: fuck
Speaker6: my brother we've already seen him yeah i want
Speaker7: no your brother was in the bathroom fucking somebody no
Speaker1: all right t let me ask you this again
Speaker7: a press
Speaker3: all right
Speaker1: listen i got another one for you what is your okay you've told us where you've done it out in the weirdest place what's your secret fantasy or something
Speaker3: where
Speaker1: or something that you haven't done oh
Speaker7: my god i love this question
Speaker3: i
Speaker1: knew you would
Speaker3: okay but
Speaker7: uh i don't okay so again remember the worship part okay like remember that okay i remember i would love to just be laying back and have a whole bunch of guys just jerk off onto me. But the thing is, is like, I don't want it on my face. Like I want to be able to watch it because I like to watch it. And you have to ask me for permission to come. And then you have to thank me afterwards. And I would just, I would love that. How
Speaker1: many dicks?
Speaker7: I mean, you know, four to eight, however many people sit around me comfortably.
Speaker5: Professor, are you going to be one of the four to eight? I think I'm going to have to get by guys It's because
Speaker7: are you guys going to be able to keep it hard, like, across from another dude? No. It might have to be bi guys. It might have to be bi guys. Expert
Speaker1: group play dude. I'm an expert group play dude. I understand how to keep proper proximity in group play. I know how to stay on my lane in group play if we're on the same thing. I just don't. So, I don't
Speaker6: know how many people would fit. I don't like
Speaker1: the dang thing, though. You're one girl in the room. I don't like that. Like, how do you feel about threesomes? I
Speaker7: mean, other girls could watch. This is my fantasy. Don't be questioning my fantasy. Get your
Speaker3: own. My
Speaker5: bad. Okay, Professor, what is your fantasy? What have you not done that you have
Speaker6: fantasized about doing?
Speaker1: We gotta go research this. I can't give you this on the spot.
Speaker6: Okay. I know something. What?
Speaker1: Oh, yeah, yeah. Whoa. What are you gonna say? What are you gonna say? Oh, what? What do you think? The Fatty Eddie is
Speaker6: available.
Speaker1: No, fuck Fatty Eddie. I don't fuck Fatty Eddie, no. I have not fucked. I don't know the proper term now, and if I'm saying this wrong, we will edit it.
Speaker3: a
Speaker1: little person. I like short women. I like extremes. I will be honest with you. I like tall women. I like BBWs as they call them. I would love to do an 80 year old octogenarian. So I have some secret fantasies that aren't so secret now that I've told you motherfuckers, but
Speaker3: that's
Speaker6: what we, that was the question. I
Speaker1: like contrast. I know that's one of my weird, that's my cake. That's the white chocolate.
Speaker5: That's my cake. It comes all together. It's
Speaker7: It's all going to be vanilla sex, but that's fine.
Speaker5: Yeah, it's all going to be vanilla. It's just going to have a contrast to it. No, not
Speaker1: vanilla. That's red. It's like off -white
Speaker5: or pale white or...
Speaker1: I thought I was vanilla coming out here. Vanilla. You know what I mean? Vanilla is steady, baby. It's there when you need it. Should we fact check that?
Speaker3: It's
Speaker1: there when you need it. Nella. Okay. I'm going to fact check that. No, not vanilla. But no, answer this though, T. How do you feel about threesomes? I love it. Do you feel like in the threesome? Okay, let's say, and I can only talk from a man to chicks. So let's say the difference, is there a different dynamic in a threesome with two dudes versus a guy and a girl for you? Because what I always feel is this. Let me tell you why I hate threesomes, which is crazy. Because I just told David, the producer, I am going to be in a three -way type situation soon, which I don't do. But I think desperate times all gets left out. Oh, wait, are you
Speaker7: going to do this that I can come watch or no?
Speaker1: No one's watching. Dang it. There's caveats to everything. In the law, there's exceptions to everything. You know what I mean? Okay, let
Speaker7: me come watch. Let me talk to them.
Speaker3: But
Speaker1: I think someone gets left out in threesomes all the time. Like at some point, someone's bored in a threesome. Your thoughts on that?
Speaker7: I'm sure you can guess at this point. I like to run the show. So I like to be the one in the threesome telling everybody else what to do and where to put things and what to do next and everything so that nobody's bored at all. And yeah, so I like to enjoy the
Speaker1: devil's threesome more or the girl, two girls, one guy. So
Speaker7: we have not done a threesome with two guys and just me. And that's more a little bit more my preferences. Would you ever do that?
Speaker1: I
Speaker7: like to watch him with women.
Speaker1: Interesting.
Speaker7: Yeah. So like, that's why I like to do that. We have like a kind of group of friends that we usually do spicy stuff together, but they call me the director because I tell everybody what to do during our group activities. And
Speaker1: what is your, okay, here's a question for you. And when you're direct to honest people, what is your favorite position?
Speaker7: CEO. I like to be on top most of the time. There's a position called the none position. I was going to
Speaker5: say, not shocked by that statement at all.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker7: So it's called the none position, and it's like reverse cowgirl, but the girl's legs are under his. So it's kind of different, but it just hits exactly the right spot. So that one's probably my favorite.
Speaker3: The
Speaker5: legs are under. So his butt is on top of your legs, or is it off to the side?
Speaker7: Either way, whichever feels comfortable. Yes.
Speaker3: so
Speaker7: his legs are wide because i'm in between them it allows great access to the balls lovely
Speaker3: it
Speaker1: does crazy listen i do not have i'm like a coach like we don't want to waste motions out here i don't like to waste a lot of emotions and sex all that wheelbarrowing shit motherfuckers want to get on your shoulders and you lifting them up that is wasted motion you are not getting an A -plus professor if you're wasting my talents and lifting shit, all right? If I gotta lift shit and twist shit, we are wasting valuable energy bar, all right? If you want to get peak premium professor, let's lock in. Go back 20 years?
Speaker6: Let's get into the... Are you talking about missionary again? Missionary?
Speaker3: That's
Speaker6: your favorite position?
Speaker1: Yes, missionary is the goat. Nobody can beat missionary missionary is the
Speaker5: guest
Speaker3: told
Speaker5: you t you think we're lying when we say he's the most vanilla sexual guy for a guy that owns a website owns swinger parties hosts a swinger podcast i think
Speaker1: so much of what y 'all do is so weird like i was very vanilla
Speaker7: i really thought i was vanilla and then i've met you and here we are That's like a
Speaker1: pastor.
Speaker7: Oh, vanilla.
Speaker3: Well,
Speaker1: here's what I will say this then into the experience thing. What are some of your tips that you would give somebody that just came fresh off of Reddit? They came fresh off the Reddit boat, baby. What tips would you give them about how to be successful in this lifestyle?
Speaker7: I actually get this question a lot on Reddit. Like it's probably one of the number one questions that I do get. And I tell people like you have to come in and you have to be confident. Like, you can't just be a wallflower. Like, you have to get in there. You have to say hello to people. You have to go participate. If you just stand against the wall, nobody's going to approach you. You've got to stop at one.
Speaker1: Wow.
Speaker3: I
Speaker7: know. And I tell people all the time, go to more than one. Don't stop at one. If the first one wasn't the greatest, that's fine. Just go to a different one. Because sometimes some of the events just are not as popular or as populated as other ones just because, you know, timing or outfits or whatever.
Speaker1: Let's keep it real. I'm going to stop you for a minute, T. Let's just keep it real with the listeners out here. Every crowding for everybody. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you live in a trailer park, you're not going to feel as comfortable in a country club. You see what I'm saying? Even if someone invited you to the country club and you were welcome there, that's not going to be your crowd. That's not where you're going to be the best you. And you're going to feel the most confident and most comfortable. So it's the same thing with anything in life. Find your club. If you ain't a hooper, go to the goddamn chess club. If that's where your people are. Same thing with the lifestyle. Don't lie to yourself. If you ain't supposed to be at the pretty people party downtown or whatever and you gonna feel uncomfortable don't come back talking about they didn't talk to me maybe they were rude they didn't talk to you but maybe you that wasn't where you were supposed to be go find your go find your people the people that you feel comfortable with the people that you going like i just told you i'm all over the spectrum i party with a lot of different types of people
Speaker3: but
Speaker1: he is on the spectrum I like that shit. Some people don't like that shit.
Speaker3: Find
Speaker1: your fucking people. Sorry, T. I just had to interject there because people make me mad when they come crying to me about this shit.
Speaker7: Oh, yeah. So I was one of them. Not that I came crying to you, but the first event that we went to was the Lace and Leather, which is not exactly our vibe, like,
Speaker3: on
Speaker7: that end. And I was like, it's so weird that, like, nobody's talking to us or whatever, but it just was a different crowd. out and then the next event that we went to i think it was the glow completely insane whole different thing and i was like i'm so glad that we came back because white people love bullshit
Speaker5: it goes crazy when it's just oh my god
Speaker7: it's a
Speaker5: different those parties are two different total vibes too they are and so that's why i
Speaker6: tell people leather
Speaker5: and lace was always just darker it
Speaker7: is you know it is it's a dark darker vibe and everything darker people because the the same people that were there might not have went to glow because that wasn't their vibe so that's why i tell people go to more than one so i'm like you can't be a total different
Speaker1: mode when they 100 yeah when they're in their fucking dark mode they're in a dark mode you know yeah
Speaker3: it
Speaker7: is it is so i'm not saying like one event is is worse than the other or whatever it's just one was our vibe and one was was not so um it's actually um
Speaker3: a
Speaker7: see I don't know what their CND name is another couple who told us to come back they were like come back another to another event this one you know was not as busy as it normally is and everything so they're like please come back so we actually came back because of them so that was really awesome that they were friendly and welcoming to us
Speaker1: and see I've I've thrown these events and some of them made my vibe. Like I told a story the other time. Are you bragging?
Speaker3: I
Speaker1: know. I will never do a naughty schoolgirl event again. Like I fucking hate that. It's the grossest thing in the world to me. But people are like, do one, do one. I'm like, ugh. It's not your vibe. It's not your vibe, yeah.
Speaker7: I'm not sure if I could go. Yes. I have no say, but I'm not sure I could go.
Speaker1: It was nasty to me.
Speaker7: Yeah. So, but, and then I'm trying to think. Oh, and then I always tell people, don't go with expectations. Don't go expecting to play with another couple that night. Don't go expecting that, you know, you're going to meet everybody or anything like that. And that way it kind of leaves it open on your end. Like you won't leave disappointed.
Speaker3: Listen,
Speaker5: the key to life and happiness is don't go into anything with expectations. Expectations. But
Speaker1: I will say this, y 'all. Be a little disappointed, man. Because y 'all went out there, you spent all that money. Work on your game. Work on your plan of attack. Go back to the motherfucking drawing board because you could do some things better. No, no expectations. I will tow the company line. All right, T.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: Those are awesome tips. I don't disagree with any of those tips.
Speaker7: Fabulous. Thank you. I'll keep telling people because I want to, not because you said it's fine.
Speaker5: I'm worshiping you. See? I'm worshiping you. Hey, where should people go on Discord?
Speaker7: Listen
Speaker6: to me right now.
Speaker3: That's
Speaker5: why you're in the woods,
Speaker7: David.
Speaker5: Hey,
Speaker3: where
Speaker5: should people go on Reddit?
Speaker7: Down and Dirty Podcast is where this one is. And you can come chat with me. Send your questions in, any discussions or anything like that.
Speaker1: I even go on there sometimes. I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing on Reddit. I'm in the wrong place sometimes. Sometimes I'm on girls with cosplay underwear. Sometimes I'm in pit bull groups. I'm in police groups. Oops. I won't say anything about fucking Reddit.
Speaker7: Oh, mine are like big cocks coming and then squirrels. So. Listen,
Speaker5: Reddit is the place to go. You want, you feel in the mood for some weird shit for the night? Reddit's where you go. It is. It is.
Speaker1: Reddit. I'm not ready for it.
Speaker3: It's
Speaker1: the dark web. Let's just have
Speaker5: a button. Show me weird
Speaker1: shit. It's the dark web. Yeah. Reddit is crazy. Well, T, thank you for your time. We appreciate it. Thank you for wearing your down and dirty shirt that we looked at. Yes.
Speaker7: It's so cute. I love it.
Speaker3: I
Speaker1: like it. It's good. Right, Down and Dirty?
Speaker3: Got
Speaker7: the shorts on, too.
Speaker1: Oh,
Speaker5: the ensemble.
Speaker7: Listeners, so
Speaker5: you could get a Down and Dirty shirt and C &D shorts, just like Tia's wearing tonight, which you can't see, which you wish you would. But you can get those on GlitzByJax.com.
Speaker1: And you got to go to the Down and Dirty on Reddit. She'll probably tell you how to get it. Maybe there'll be some pictures on there and shit. There
Speaker3: will
Speaker7: be. There's going to be
Speaker5: pictures on Reddit of tea. Look at that.
Speaker3: I'm
Speaker5: going to go to Reddit now. Excuse me.
Speaker3: All
Speaker1: right, Down and Dirty. Talk to you soon. Hey, Dave, where can
Speaker2: people listen to today's episode? On downdirtypodcast.com or on any major platform. Hey, Dave, what's the best lifestyle website in the world? Well, of course, that's couplesnextdoor.com, where you can unlock desires beyond the ordinary. Hey Dave, who made it possible to listen to today's episode?
Speaker3: The
Speaker2: Down and Dirty Production Company. Hey Dave, who's taking them sexy photos for the cover art? Passionscapes Photography. That's my jam in the background. Dave, who is that? Sounds by Victoria. Oh, I like that. Hey Dave, where can I get some of those sexy outfits from my lady friend? Blitzbyjacks.com
Speaker3: Shut
Speaker2: the fuck up. How you doing that shit again? That's dumb as shit. Hey Dave.
