Send us Fan MailIt s party season everyone! Yep almost Halloween and all of the get togethers, hotel take overs, swing events etc. So that means we have to talk about the singles. Single guys, Single women and where do they fit in the Sex Food chain. Yep in the Ecosystem in the swinger world Singles are damn important! So this week we talk about, the good singles. We are not talking about the handful of assholes, but rather the respectful single males and females and how they can feel more comfortable at events. We also talk about those of us that our couples can better interact with singles. In the end we all can have great sex if we just talk about it and follow some simple rules! Check out this show and tell us what you think. If you want to hear all our shows then go to www.buzzsprout.com/181336 Visit our paid sponsors:Visit Promescent for all your sexual wellness needs and save 15% automatically at checkout by using this link: https://bit.ly/3fkn7CU https://bit.ly/3m7Frn2 (www.Promescent.com) http://www.smokinmeatsbbqtreats.com http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.com http://www.forbidden-omaha.comfullswapradio.comkrazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at krazy.kasbh@gmail.comTwitter: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most, I'm Cole with blood flow in my hands, and I'm here with a lovely, lovely, and slightly comatose Speaker2: Miss Amanda. Another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most. I'm Cole with blood flow in my hands. And I'm here with the lovely, lovely and slightly comatose Miss Amanda. Hey. And we're here to tantalize too late and hopefully warm up her fingers and toes before she kills somebody. It's the Ice Queen. Oh my gosh. Her personality is warm. Her heart is warm. Speaker1: Her vagina is warm. But don't let her touch you with her feet or her fingers because you will be fucked. My hand is fucked. Hey, that is awesome. I'm not actually turning gray. I'm frozen. What's that bitch's name in the Disney movie? Elsa. Elsa. We're going to start calling you Elsa. They can't sue me for calling you Elsa. What's the song she sings? I hate the cold, though. What's the song she sings? I don't know. Somebody give me... If you want to win a prize, somebody's a song that Elsa sings. You're going to say it, and then I'm going to have to give a prize. No, they have the college one where they go, fuck it all. And that's the only thing that's coming to my mind. I hear you. You know. Okay. What? Somebody said it officially moved onto the new love? Into the new love grotto. Sweet. Let it go. Okay, there you go. The compounds are being built. The walls are being raised. The sex shenanigans are going on. Okay, before we get going, though, I'm saying all this shit, and this is how we lose people. I'm going to, let's get a quick word from our paid advertisers, shall we? We shall. Thank you. There we go. It's like an association game. Cat. There we go. Awesome. 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So so check them out today they are in you can find these both online where smoke and meets bbq treats right or also in several different stores so check them out today so uh we're gonna be doing some more giveaways of these okay and also smart swingers read what do they read they read asnlifestylecom don't be an idiot read remember don't that was i think it was a bird that promoted that one time anyways read read the asn lifestyle magazine know what's going on all over the world today in the lifestyle community there you go so uh but i have one other thing i want to say too also i didn't wait until halftime with this. Crazy fucking Winter Nights, motherfuckers. That's right. January 15, 2022. Crazy Winter Nights. That is where you want to be.
Speaker2:
Check it out.
Speaker1:
CrazyWinterNights.com. This is the award-winning Crazy Winter Nights. We are back. Hopefully soon to be talking about the second annual. Hopefully we're the two-time award winner. We'll find out soon. But check it out. Get tickets. It is a semi-formal event. You want to be talking about the second annual hopefully with a two time award winner we'll find out soon but check it out get tickets it is a semi formal event you want to be there so there you go I'll talk more about we'll talk more about KW in a little bit because that's my baby so there you go anyways this is season 4 episode 177 did you see I also wrote that up there we have a new teleprompter that we just got it's really exciting it's a whiteboard weboard. We're so hip young now drinking Pepsi. Fuck it. I've been doing 177 times I've done this show, and I just now went, why don't I write that shit up there that I'm not digging through my notes? Modern science. That's what we do. I'm not saying a word. Anyways, so we had a good weekend. We had a fun weekend. We did. We had a fun weekend. We actually got to, well, here's the deal. We weren't able to go out two nights in a row. And the reason we were not able to go out two nights in a row is because Cole learned that he can no longer handle beer. That was Saturday night, though. No. That was Friday night because last night was Saturday night. We did not go out.
Speaker3:
Oh, that's true.
Speaker1:
But here's the thing. So I can drink rum like a fucking pirate all day long. Seriously, I can drink a bottle of rum. How do I know? I've done it. And then I can go drink another bottle the next night. No worries. No minimal hangover. No ill effects.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
No, you're wrong because you went to the wedding hungover which was saturday see oh you did say anyways so what we're saying with this is here's the deal so we went over to our good friends uh cody and amanda and they're the ones that fucking hair on the microphone they're the ones that that have smoking meats barbecue treats and uh so we're over there and they they know i don't really drink beer but he's always cool like i have a beer and and so we started drinking beer and then we're doing shots amongst amongst the beer and so i actually have to say and i'm not i'm not um they don't know this. They won't know this until they listen to this show, actually. I haven't puked on booze for a very, very long time. We're talking like two or three years, and I've been, and I've drank a lot of booze since the last time I got sick. Oh, it's been longer than that, I that i think yeah so we live like 15 minutes away from from there i wish people that would fucking text me would quit it and listen to when our show was on anyways uh we live i know we live we live about 15 minutes away from them we had to stop not once twice we had to stop twice on the way home so that Cole could roll out of the car and be on the side of the road on all fours yakking my lungs out it was uh it was uh it was funny because I didn't have the the cigarette I don't smoke anymore, so I didn't have the cigarette to light. So it was like, you were like, all of a sudden I rolled the wind today. You're like, you're okay? I'm like, mm-mm.
Speaker3:
Oh, fuck. So funny.
Speaker1:
Oh, my God. Puke my fucking lungs out. And still, and still had a stupid level of hangover on Saturday. I'm not talking like, ooh, I think my head kind of hurts.
Speaker3:
I don't know. had a stupid level of hangover on saturday i'm not talking like oh i think my head kind of hurts or oh my tummy is upset oh no i'm talking like fuck my life i felt like all my organs were exploding my head i think i took 17 000 aspirin because and it was just i had to go officiate a wedding and they offered me a beer when I got there and I was like no thank you one of them had a beer one of them that we were talking to and he had his beer to buy me the smell was like I was like oh fucking hey it was fucking bad so uh yeah there you go and so I know when I know when Cody and listen to this, they will die laughing. I had to find out that it actually got me to the point of puking my guts out. But, yeah. Other than that, it was a great time. I felt quite humor in it. Yeah, I'm sure you did. Fucking biatch. Oh, fucking. I'm telling you what, man. That was fucking. And we had such a great time. We had a blast. Sweaty, pale, I had all the classic, you hadn't seen those. You came around the corner, and I was like, oh boy. Yeah, well, after puking on the side, because I didn't just, I didn't want, I thought, I'm going to puke right outside the car, so I rolled and moved around, and you're like, waiting for it. Yeah, that's awesome. Game weekend in town, and I'm on the side of the road at three in the morning puking my guts out whoo yeah party that was awesome so there you go that's how you know it was a good time right fucking there wow oh that was funny so cole's learned back to the hard liquor for him. He goes. And, yeah, I got a text message today, in fact, about, or, no, yesterday, about wanting to know if I want to come over and have a beer. You know, what's good for a hangover is a beer. I was like, no. Yeah. Oh, God. So, you proceeded to go to a wedding. Mm-hmm. Yes, I did go to a wedding. We told them how hungover you were.
Speaker1:
Yeah, and they thought that was fun. Because I've married like seven of their friends. I mean, it's a clusterfuck every time we go.
Speaker3:
It's an interesting crowd.
Speaker1:
Oh, they're fucking crazy.
Speaker3:
As I'm like waiting to get everybody to go down the aisle, because that's my job is to signal them when to go.
Speaker1:
And one of the groomsmen turns to a bridesmaid and go, quit touching me. You're making my dick hard. This is the group that I wanted to do, that I could have fucked one of the bridesmaids at one of the other weddings and fucked up and didn't. She hasn't been allowed back to that group, but I don't know why. But the rest of them are still just as fucking, they're fucking batshit crazy. They're fun as fuck. The one guy. Go ahead. We started the wedding, and the groom's like, he's looking at me. The wedding party's starting to come down the aisle. He's like, I've got to pee. And we're outside. I'm like, what? He goes, I've got to pee. I can't hold it for this. Because you've been drinking. And I'm like, well, I'll cover for you. Go. So he he leaves from we're both standing in front of the crowd and goes off to go behind a tree to go pee his dad's sitting in the fairground going where's he going like he had to pee and i'm like he's not getting back we're like three of the five people in the wedding party through and i'm like oh fuck this is gonna be horrible for the first time in 10 years of doing this i'm trying to figure out what the fuck i'm gonna say and the groom will be right back and here's what's really funny one dad I was getting see him. I didn't know he wasn't up there. For the first time in 10 years of doing this, I'm trying to figure out what the fuck I'm going to say. And the groom will be right back. And here's what's really funny. Well, one dad was getting really drunk. They say he has one more drink and he's going to fall over. Yeah, they didn't even know. Here's what's really bad. I had to pee really bad, too. But I was like, well, we both can't go pee right now. Because I even said, I've got to pee, too. I'll make it. He goes, well, we could both go. I'm like, we can't both go pee. We're both up front. That would look really weird, dude. What are we doing? It's going to be a quick wedding. Just hang on. Oh, my God. That was hilarious. What was the one line that's going to be our new shirt? The one line, one guy was chasing after a kid. His little kid. And he said, I wish I could go back. I wish I had a time machine so I can go back in time and kick my younger self's ass. Yeah, as he was chasing his kid around. Obviously, somebody wishes he hadn't stuck his dick in that at some point in time.
Speaker4:
Because, wow.
Speaker2:
Apparently.
Speaker1:
Yeah, it was fun. So, it was a good time.
Speaker2:
It was head bile.
Speaker1:
So, there you go. It's always fun doing wedding shit and knowing what we do. And that group is probably, there's a few of them in there that it wouldn't fucking surprise me. They may be part of the group at some point in time. There's one guy on the crowd I went. Yeah, yeah. And we'll know if you're listening to the show and you recognize this, there you go. It's one of those things. You never know. Yeah, we'll have some more through. So, there you go. So, you know, last night was, or the other Friday night was a really good, it was a lot of fun. And at one point in time earlier, there was another friend of theirs that was over that is a single male. So he had some questions. So I think actually being party season, and because of Crazy Wonder Nights, we're going to ask about it. I want to talk about single males a little bit. Okay. I want to to actually the thing is i don't want to just talk about singles i want to talk about singles in general because i wanted i want for those who don't know we do this in front of our live uh secret facebook group casbah inc don't tell the others and i want to hear some of their couple opinions on this as well so a lot of these singles are afraid to you know obviously we all know singles have a bad rap, whatever the case may be. But one of the things that the guy said to me, he goes, well, I feel like as a single male that it's rude if I try to talk to a couple, I just always feel like I'm in the way. And then as a single, I really don't have the right to like mix with couples unless, you know, don't speak unless spoken to type thing. He goes, how do you deal with that? And I thought, wow, what a great question. So the show is not about the fucking asshole single males or single females. That's not the ones we're talking about. We're talking about the nice, the polite, the quality single males and single females that go to parties and how how do they have a better time at an event or how what what do they need to know basically do this we know they'll have to respect things and like that but one i think that it's a miss a lot of singles have the misunderstanding that a lot of party planners for that matter, that singles are not wanted at an event. That's the stigma that they've put on it. But the reality is there's a lot of fucking couples, like for single males, there is a lot of single males and single females that are wanting single males to be there, right? So, like, there are a lot of couples out there, quite honestly, that they are looking. Look, hot wifing, hot wifing, cuckolding, some other things like that are all based upon a single male, a bull, or a single male being involved involved and so if you don't have any single males at a party you can see where that's going to be a problem that's not going to be real encouraging for then you know other people to want it that are into those other things cuckolding hot wiping etc why would they want to come to the party there's going to be no singles there really that's the best we're going to do is you're going to do a head nods for me really I don't know. et cetera, why would they want to come to the party if there's going to be no singles there? True. That's the best we're going to do. You're going to do a head nod for me? Really? Seriously? Yeah, seriously. So the thing is, is as a couple, as a female, as a part of a couple with a single male or a single female, you're not necessarily into threesomes that much.
Speaker2:
Correct.
Speaker1:
But do you see, as not being in, as just, as a female in a couple, do you see value, or what is the value to you of a single, whether it be male or female, being at a party?
Speaker3:
There's a lot of people that are searching out for singles.
Speaker1:
Not other people.
Speaker3:
What is the value for you? For me? Yeah. I don't know. Is there a value to me? Well, do you ever... I don't know. Do you ever fucking play with... Do you ever play with a fucking... I have played with multiple single males. So the thing... No, we went to a party in a different state. And I played with a single male single male you didn't even participate no i did not there was one time you were even gone yeah that's right yeah um so basically the way i'm putting that out there so many people because we're known as a couple and whatever as primarily that the fact that even though we have never been ones actively seeking out single males or singles in general i i would say that what your percentage of people you've played with in the last three years is probably a way or high way higher percentage of single males or single females than it is that are part of a couple true i mean ultimately so we've never went out actively seeking but really if you go back the last three years how many parts of a couple have you have you played with on it because we play alone a lot not a lot well a couple of times but some of the times when i I've met up with a male by myself, a couple of them have been married. Right. But whatever. But one thing that popped in my head when you think I have this blank look on my face, I really am just, like, thinking and not listening to you. But you think about when we went to Pennsylvania. Mm-hmm. Yep. Guys would come up and talk. Yes. I couldn't tell you if they were single or married at the time. Right. No, yeah. Exactly. It's just engaging in conversation. Exactly. Exactly. And the thing is, is that just because it wasn't one of your concerns if they were or were not single
Speaker1:
the reason i don't judge somebody based upon that anyway the reason why i point that out is that we i think that a lot of times in the lifestyle people go if someone walks up and introduces themselves as a single whether it be female or male there's instantly a negative your your brain goes goes to something negative. It's like if you just go up and introduce yourself, and if it comes up in conversation, fine. Oh, and who's your significant? Well, I'm actually here myself. I'm a single. But they've got a chance to talk with you and see that you're not pushy, you're not a douchebag, you're not batshit crazy, all of a sudden, it really doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter. The preconceived notion, I mean, we see it on everybody's profile, not interested in singles, right? And I think that the reality, some couples aren't. Some couples are only looking to play with other couples. Fair enough. But I think a lot of times that's a defense mechanism. it's kind of like going to the store and like can i help you nope just looking well no you're not just fucking looking you're trying to buy something but you just don't want to be badgered so a lot of times it's that same thing and and so if you're a single presentation is everything because there is i mean you should be just as as alarmed or concerned with a female or male if you're a single in a couple that's as thirsty as like hey we're just looking for singles where's a single where's you want to see your thing come on let's go you should be just as concerned about that as any person a couple should be if the single is walking up going up i just want to fuck a couple, want to fuck a couple you know it's the same fucking thing so its personality wins and if people will go up and instead of a don't live up to the stereotype right very much so b at at these parties go up and just be yourself let your personality be the winner because if I'm going to get fucked at any of these parties we are going to go to or the ones we put on, it's because of my personality. Because I'm nice, polite, whatever. Or someone feels that way about me. And the way you said it was perfect. If someone asked, you know, who are you here with? Well, I came by myself. You don't have to say you're single. No, you're not. Just because you're single, you're not required to have like a couple doesn't have the right to just grill you like every single person has the right to just grill you. And you have to walk around with here's my all my sheets. Here's my papers. You're not like a dog. OK, you don't you don't have to have papers with you and fucking you don't owe anything to anybody you can also go up and talk to people uh and couples even and even if you're not interested in fucking them we really blow the fucking whole concept of the of the stereotype out of the water i i here's the thing i honestly believe that a lot of couples as a couple and I'm just as guilty or have been at different times is that we get to be egotistical fucks. We all think, well, we're a couple. So every single wants to hook up with us. Let me help you out with this. Hey guys, you know what? Not every single male thinks your wife is hot. hey ladies not every single female thinks you're not every single male thinks your wife is hot. Hey, ladies, not every single female thinks your husband's hot. We like to think that. We like to think as couples, I think sometimes we think we're better than singles. But the reality of it is, is that, you know what?
Speaker2:
A guy may come up, a single male or female male come up and talk to you.
Speaker1:
And after talking to you for a few minutes, just not feel it. Or maybe you'll say something. He's like, well, that's really not my thing. Not my type. Just because you have a pussy doesn't mean that, well, yep. He wants to fuck you. And there's a lot of fucking dudes and wives in the lifestyle that are couples. You what they're thirsty pieces of shit i mean i mean really is a is the best way to to actually put it so it's like there's this whole thing of maybe we all need to check ourselves a little bit you know just to sco just a scoge. So I think, and the reason I bring this up is Halloween is right around the corner. I mean, literally the Halloween parties are going to start this coming weekend, right? This is a great time, whether you're a single or a couple to reevaluate how you treat or look at the, the, Or a couple to re-evaluate how you treat or look at the opposite side. You know, how do you look at, how do we look at singles? You know, how about instead of we give singles a chance until a single male or female proves themselves to be a douche canoe or batshit crazy twat waffle let's assume that they're probably okay people now if they prove us wrong if they prove to be different than than brand away by the same token how about as a couple you know we go ahead and we make sure that we are not you know we don't just assume that all couples are are great and you know, we let him, we make sure that we are not, you know, we don't just assume that all couples are great and, you know, we let us prove that we're okay before and not be a douche canoe because a lot of couples, there's going to be a lot of them at Halloween that are going to come out and show what ass clowns they are, but they'll get away with it because they're a couple. And that just drives me nuts. I think the reason this is so important to talk about is that there are parties that are trying to get singles to attend island riders is coming up which we go to and we're going to be at which is a great party they try to keep a good ratio but they want to have they want single males to come they can't get single males to come and the reason for and they don't charge more for single males they don't any of that bullshit but if you're a single of either male or female and every time you went someplace you've been treated like a fucking leper just because you're single why would you pay extra money why would you pay to go to an event to do that you can go to a bar and not get that kind of bullshit and yet you'll sit there and see a couple where the guy is handsy as fuck or they're arrogant or they're pieces of shit or the chick is arrogant or handsy as fuck or whatever and no one says shit about it that's a huge thing so that's the first thing what do we got why i don't want to interrupt you because it's rude okay we play with singles all the time more males than females and more so than couples availability our advice is to be polite but be bold and come talk to us we only play together so you need to engage both not just her as either of us have veto power majority of singles we have played with are because they initiated fine line between bold and aggressive. We certainly don't discriminate. It would be, it would all be based on connection made during conversation as well as basic attraction and personality is a big part of the attraction. That's fucking perfect. Wow. There you go. Show's over. Thanks for coming kids. No, that, I mean that, that's legitimate. That is, that's perfect. That's perfect that's it right there i think the the key point and this is something that all all of us need i think mike would agree with this all of us need to be aware there there's a fine line between bold and aggressive and i mean that line right there is is probably one of the most important things that could be said on this show. Because even for couples, there is, one, being respectful of all parties involved, okay? 100%. Two, bold versus aggressive. I don't care if you're married or not. If you're aggressive towards me or aggressive towards you, we are going have a problem well we won't have a problem there just won't be there won't be there is zero chance and and I think that it is a challenge you're to to know you know guys we're dumb right so we start getting like an alpha dog mode you know you've watched it with me you've seen you have seen this with me you've yipped at me about this before actually think back if a guy starts getting if i perceive let's be honest here any other guys yeah yep okay i have to be honest as much i want to point the finger but i can't if i perceive that another guy is getting puffy and fucking trying to alpha male me you're not hooking up with him well i don't like him or i will turn around and i will respond yeah in kind and then what does he do his feathers a little pop up and he's like get, get away from me. And then my feathers pop up. I mean, guys, it's something we all, me 100% included, have to be very aware of is like, how do we not cross that line? The biggest thing I think I could say to guys is if you are not a single, if you're with somebody or you have a female friend and she says what are you doing you're being a dick listen to her she's not going to totally understand because guys and gals think totally different but there's some truth in what she's saying so you have to be aware of that now by the same token guys we all know this is impossible to happen but when we tell our wives or significant others That they're being fucking acting cuntish And to lose the fucking bitch eyes They might want to do that as well At that point in time Who would you be referring to? At that point in time Again we have to work on I've never done that At that point in time We have to work on our thing Between bold and aggressive Because you have to be bold to say it But you have to be even bolder To hold and stay your ground. No, I mean, I think it's one of those things that it can... Wipe the bitch look off. I'm not being bitchy. I'm not being bitchy. Never mind. I was wrong. My bad. I think that... But the challenge with this is that I understand we are lucky as a couple. I'm willing to admit that I've learned this through the years. As a couple, especially in the lifestyle, if we have each other to fall back on. So if one of us feels like we're getting treated like shit or whatever, we can retreat back to you and we always it's like we always have a safety always have a home base we always have whatever think about these singles that are think about single guys or single gals that are going to events if they feel like they're getting let's say they go up and try to try to talk to a group whether guy or girl doesn't matter they try to introduce themselves to a group and they run into one of the clicky groups and they're just kind of like
Speaker3:
We'll be right back. let's say they go up and try to try to talk to a group with a guy or girl doesn't matter. They try to introduce themselves to a group and they run into one of the clicky groups and they're just kind of like cold shouldered. You've seen it at parties. We've all seen it where then you're there. It's kind of stand. Then all of a sudden they're kind of standing back with their, their drink. Just kind of like they have nowhere to go. you know i mean you they they don't have anybody to go to to be safe and i have to tell you through the years i would the fact that a lot of them have managed to like pull it back together and walk up to another table or to try to walk up to another group and talk is damn impressive that's why i give like like i know when your feathers get ruffled but i give i cut a little bit of slack because they had the balls to walk up and talk or to start a conversation and they might have been nervous to start that conversation the first place so they might it might come off wrong right initially and that's why i let them keep you know i keep engaging them to see if their personality will turn around because if the person who doesn't turn around it's like okay well we got to go get a drink now right i think i've gotten better as we've got through this oh yeah it's there's There's still times. If you hit me on the wrong time,
Speaker1:
but I think, again, I think this is where guys get, single guys get a shittier rep. Let's face it, a single girl, there's a better chance that they're going to have somebody hovering on them a little bit. It may not be who they want, but they're going to have guys, thirsty guys fucking slobbering on them. Single if they don't have somebody to talk to they don't have somebody at home base they're just kind of they're kind of like wallflowers waiting i i guess i can understand it doesn't justify being aggressive versus bold okay but i can understand that almost a defense mechanism of like mother fuck i'm not just going to stand here and hide you know type type thing right so it's it's a challenge and and part of it is is if we can if we can reach out some parties again like i'll use island riders as an example they do a good job of making making everybody feel welcome but that's It's a huge challenge. Guys, people in couples, I'm telling you right now, parties with zero singles or just single females, everybody thinks the dream thing is there's nothing but a shit ton of single females running around and couples i'll say it you get more than one woman in a room and there's a chance they're gonna be catty as fuck seriously you know what you get you you get 20 guys in a room okay and they all disagree on sports teams politics whatever They all kind of hate each other. They can coexist. Okay, they'll find other guys that are closer to what they like and kind of coexist. You get 20 fucking chicks in a room and they all hate each other.
Speaker2:
Fuck no.
Speaker1:
You have lost your fucking mind with that shit. No, run the fuck away. And I'm telling you right now, you get a party that's not all single females. Cause here's the thing. What kind of single females do we want? Well, we don't want ones that want to get to know you a long time and date first, right? That's not a fun party. That's not the way it is. No. We want a single fucking females at the party that want to fuck and we want them to be and we want them to fuck and that'll make our wives feel great yeah have that fucking car ride home have you lost your ever-loving fucking mind i have had that car i know you have but i'm just well i'm just saying but that's the thing everybody goes well we just have single you know a party it should be nothing but couples and single females. Fuck those single males. Really? Really? Go ahead. Grab that hottie. Grab that fucking blonde bombshell, because I'm going to what I like. Blonde bombshell, right? With the big old titties who fucks and just wants to do anything weird and fucking have that magic threesome where your wife feels left out. Well, that party was awesome for the first 20 fucking minutes in the whole damn thing. But let me tell you what it's going to be after that. Good luck going to the next one. And that hottie, good luck saying you want to talk to that fucking cunt again because that's what your wife is going to be calling her on the way home. Okay? And if you don't believe me, if you think I'm wrong, I'll put that up against anybody. I got 11 years of this bullshit. No fucking way. And the thing is, is guys, if the roles were reversed,
Speaker2:
right,
Speaker1:
and it was couples and single dudes that were all fucking ripped, firemen or some other thing that wore some other uniform that chicks like with big dicks. Okay. And your wife's just going after these dudes and you got to sit there and watch your wife get fucking railed dick after dick after dick. You know what? I don't think you'd be as big a fan. Just fucking saying.
Speaker5:
You need the fucking balance.
Speaker2:
It's like putting too much of one chemical in the pool or the other.
Speaker1:
It's either dirty or it's going to burn you. You need Kool-Aid with no water but all the sugar. It's just like eating sugar. But if it's too much water, it's just nasty flavored water. You have to have the right mix at parties. What? No. What?
Speaker3:
What?
Speaker1:
What?
Speaker4:
What?
Speaker1:
What?
Speaker3:
What?
Speaker1:
What? You? Really? No, the thing is, I'm like the ultimate advocate, and i've never been a single guy in the lifestyle at all but i'm the ultimate advocate for singles in the lifestyle male and female as long as they're cool and you know i mean but i'm also the biggest advocate in the world for if you're a douchebag couple that fuck you you're a douchebag couple and and just because you're a couple doesn't mean shit. To me, it doesn't matter if you are a gay or lesbian couple, if you're in a poly relationship, if you're a heterosexual couple. I don't give a fuck. Whatever. Maybe if you're a furry that'll get kind of weird, but other than that I don than that i mean i don't i don't care but the thing is i don't understand why in the lifestyle there's always been this fucking holy fucking effort there are people that would if they could would eliminate singles especially single males from the lifestyle and i maintain that to you know it It's kind of like there's a food chain of in the in the swinger world just like there's a food chain in the you know and in your ecosystems in the world if you take a piece out of it it fucks it all up and if all of a sudden you have no single males well you know yeah there's some dickheads yeah okay well and you know you we all have jobs that we have deal with some dickheads it is what it is take a chance but if you find if you find some really good ones some of our best friends have been single males in the lifestyle that were as fucking some of the most respectful dudes you will ever meet i don't know this is it halftime It's beyond halftime you get on a tangent i just let you go this is why we have so many listeners why why would i interrupt really seriously all right yes seriously hey you know you should go to Flipoffgear.com. Check them out today. You know, during the month of October, they are donating a dollar for every shirt that is the Fuck Can'ts shirt. They have a couple of different designs, one with the ribbon and the middle finger, one that just has the middle finger that says Can'ts underneath. You can get them custom made with any of the different color ribbons for any medical type things or otherwise. So check them out today, flipoffgear.com. If you want to have some fun and want to have a great Christmas gift, remember this, kids. It's all true. If you put fuck on a shirt, it's offensive. If you put a middle finger, it's cheeky and fun. So get your Flip Off Gear today, flipoffgear.com.
Speaker2:
Okay. No. Okay. Really?
Speaker3:
Cheeky and and fun they're going to be one of the sponsors of crazy winter nights flip off gear.com is i think of the the um uk and they say cheeky in terms of getting you know a little turned on cheeky is another it's a fun
Speaker1:
word to say it's different here in the states cheeky it's cheeky and fun just saying Thank you. a little turned on cheeky is another it's a fun way to word to say it's different here in the states cheeky it's cheeky and fun just saying all right so let's talk about so we talked about single males i don't know if i can just want south all the fuck who knows uh who went south i went south uh was that the word uh anyways so let's talk about single feet i been there. I know you have. You want to go again? I've discovered I went down the valley, and I liked it. It was like Lewis and Clark. I explored. Oh, my goodness. There was no splunking. It's not too deep. It's not too wide. There's no echo. It's just nice. Oh, no echo it's just nice tasty too uh anyway so let's uh so let's talk about single females real quick it tastes like you know what it tastes like come on somebody better answer this on no one's answer no one's talking today you know what it tastes like what cake fucking thanks i'll be here all week anyways okay so uh how did that even get started because
Speaker3:
i wanted a piece of cake because you because it was a wedding and i wanted cake you wanted cake so you fucked her cake nothing to do with it did you get laid yeah did you eat cake yeah there you
Speaker1:
go did you eat cake before you got laid yeah so see there you go that's how this works okay cake for sex and now people want to bring cake just saying anyways so let's talk about See you next time. yeah so see there you go that's how this works okay cake for sex and now people want to bring cake just saying anyways so let's talk about single females for a quick sec shall we oh boy what do you mean oh boy no just a single episode or what well look this is all shit because it's party it's party season because that's one of the things i was trying to explain to Cupcakes and Champagne. Absolutely. Drink it out of your vag. Anyway, so because Halloween's come up, and again, so single females, they have their own unique set of... What have there? I forgot to swallow. Single females have their own... That's what she said. My nose blow goops. Single females have their own unique set of challenges at parties. Yes. No, they do. Let's face it. Obviously, we all know about things like the safety issue and the thirsty guys and all that. But I want to talk about the other issue that happens to single females. Okay. Okay? In the lifestyle, if you're a swinger, what is the primary reason to be a swinger? Why do most people get into the lifestyle to be swingers? Why do they do it? To have sex. There you go. Winner. Now, as you go through, maybe you'll change what you like most about it. So the friendships, the people, the relationships, blah. There's a lot of things. But initially initially you didn't get into it just to meet people you got into meet people and fuck those people that that's that at least that was a very strong part of it okay because you can join a bowling league to meet people a golf league to meet people you can go to your church and join a bible study to meet people there's lots of ways to meet people but it doesn't it's not you can't meet and have sex with them right you know you go to you go to the church youth yeah you know bible study i'm like hey this is really awesome this is great uh you know and yes and i i did read the the newest thing the the uh chapter in matthew by the way would anybody like to fuck after this that's not gonna that to work, okay? I'm coming because there was wine. I heard there was wine. Sure about that. So the thing is, is that one of the challenges that single females deal with, and I don't care because I've watched this happen, is it's like they can have sex too much they're the only ones in the lifestyle that can fuck too much you want to piss off you want to piss off a room full of spouses ready for this let a girl come to a party that's a hottie and go on a fucking gangbang spree. But it's not official gangbang. It's just fucking dude. You watch a single female fuck eight or nine guys at a party, not like a house party, and man, watch the fucking cat claws come out. There's reasons for that, though. Okay, now, I'm not saying it's not justified. I understand why people have reasons for it. But those reasons are those people's problems, not the single female's problem. Her job is not to come into a party
Speaker3:
and only sit there and wait until she gets the green light from all the spouses first that it's okay she needs to have permission from and to be respectful of both parties and a spouse and in a relationship all that fun shit but right that wasn't where i was going with that well where were you going with it where i was going with it is with it is you go to a party, and you have the people that you're interested in, and you want to hook up, and they want to hook up too, and then this girl comes in, and everybody's like, ooh, fresh meat. Ooh, she's single. And then she goes and fucks everybody that you might have been interested in, and those guys are one and done, and then you're left doing nothing and i totally understand that and that totally sucks and that is so it's a competition thing and it gets catty for that purpose or if they then why after the take them take the attention away from you were giving this person attention and then all of a sudden they see this girl and you don't fucking exist yes you've done it to me yeah and i paid like a motherfucker i've had single females cut me off to talk to you and to step right in front of me to talk to you and it's just like okay i'll just turn around and talk to somebody else it's just there's just ends up being a competition because most guys are one and done yes and i and i get that and i totally 100 i understand that and i totally 100 agree with you and i totally understand why that's frustrating and i also totally understand or i totally believe in in my thought processes. That's not her fault. No, it's not her fault. It's not her fault and it's not her problem. True. Now, one of the biggest problems that most single females make because they don't have someone going, shh, they tend to yap too much about. They don't have a sounding board to go board to go no no you don't you don't tell you know presentation becomes everything i get it but by the same token it's like okay is there a better way to a either mentor or help single women in at parties and events one or to win the competition if that's what it is if that i mean you know you know what i'm saying let it be known that i've grown up past that yes you have it's just initially because it was a massive irritation early on and it was and it felt like a competition it doesn't help, let's be honest, because I'm dealing with this now with guys. It is a harder pill for me personally to swallow when it is instantly someone I've been trying to hit on gets their attention taken by a younger guy that fucking
Speaker1:
ruffles my father's but it does
Speaker2:
it it
Speaker1:
crushes my ego a little bit
Speaker3:
crushes everybody's ego
Speaker2:
right so
Speaker1:
that that doesn't help that doesn't help in it I can understand why if you're a single female and you're in a party you know what there's safety when you're off fucking now you know I think that as a couple
Speaker2:
we
Speaker1:
it's easy to lose focus on I don't know. there's safety when you're off fucking now you know i i think that as a couple we it's easy to lose focus on because it's not just about the sex to us anymore we've been in this 11 years and i think a lot of couples in that way it's not just about the sex we have evolved where the friendships and the personality that's all a big part of it so when we see even young couples when we see couple not just young but couples first starting and they're like they're on a fucking mission right we forget we were there once and we were on just as much of a mission and we fucked a lot back then we we forget that right and so it's i know it has become more and more of a challenge for me not to judge because i now judge like people couples or women or men because they fuck too much and it's like no that was the. We were sport fuckers. I don't know if I judge because they fuck too much. I think we judge them. We get more because of how they present it after the fact. Presentation has a lot to do with it. But it plays in our mind. There are things that we never would have worried about 11 years ago. Now it more irritates me when someone goes oh you're on my list and then you go to a
Speaker3:
party and you find out that they've had sex with these five people and it's like oh i was on your list huh well they didn't tell you what place you were now you can take my name off your list
Speaker1:
but see but why but why let me i mean i'm not trying i'm not trying to be mean i want to know if we're in because i think a lot of people feel the same way okay it's sport fucking right I don't know. let me i mean i'm not trying i'm not trying to be mean i want to know if we're in because i think a lot of people feel the same way okay it's sport fucking right that's the that's the thing it's it's not relationship it's sport fucking so what difference does it make as long as they're safe with you right what difference does it never came up to me at that event to hook up then i didn't matter okay but that's not okay yeah and no that makes perfect sense or i'm more of a second thought that makes perfect sense i understand that but remember that the the beautiful girls in high school that didn't get asked to homecomings and problems because everybody assumed they had a date that happens so so a lot of people are going to assume that if that you know Thank you. asked to homecomings and proms because everybody assumed they had a date that happens so so a lot of people are going to assume that if that you know well they've got a million people who want something came along better is all i see it as but no but that's up here that's in your fucking brain that's not reality based you maybe for some maybe it is maybe sometime it is sometimes it's like well you know what really want, this is no work. Weep, and away they go. But that's what I'm saying is that I think we... One crazy summer night years ago, well, it can be that many years ago, but like the first one, I gave somebody a ride. Or we picked them up along the way. Whatever. You're on my top three to do yes okay yes and did three other people yes and nothing and i'm like okay yeah right and okay but there's That's the that's the there's also the thing with that of the assumption that anytime that would be available which is a wrong assumption one and number two that's the rarity I don't I truly believe that more times than not I because here's the thing there are sometimes now that and I've heard other people say this Because someone fucked person A They're out You fuck them I won't fuck you now You fuck person A Part of why discretion is such a big thing Seriously because here's the deal Who I fucked before We're sport fucking I'm not going to clear who I fuck With any possible future fucks like i won't do it and suck a dick fuck that okay no i as long as i'm being safe and i'm making sure that i'm safe you know who i fucked before that it's the lifestyle i like sport fucking it we used to back in the day when we you know that's that's the way it is so it's like why does it fucking matter now the question is very legitimate to ask very legitimate ask was have you been safe with your previous partners have you been tested have you been you know that kind of stuff is legit but you know what just because anything outside of that i mean i don't i don't i get it and i don't but i think it's easy to use it well we're afraid of getting something okay well are you being tested are you being safe yes or no that there's your answer you know i i think that i think that we get and and by we i I mean, all of us. I think that that and singles singles get to do something that even a couple we're as close to a couple that can play like singles like we're because we're free range right but we still even but we're still not 100 we're not singles we're not single i don't want to be single you're not single you don't want to be single so they're sure about that no i'm not not really i don't i might be single after this but i mean but even with even with us singles don't have the same rules that have to abide by the same rules that we do and the thing is as couples here's the deal if you want to fuck a single you have to accept the fact that you know what they don't have to play by the same rules in terms of communication wise or who they do or don't fuck that we do their no-go list is strictly based upon them and if as a couple if you can't handle that fact that is not their problem that's your problem and that's the reality of and i think i think a lot of times the hostility of with singles comes from that because a there's jealousy because let's face it i for we only see the silver lining it's parts that we want to see from a marriage standpoint i could see that the silver line being single you just do whatever the fuck you want to do it's like you can be 12 and home alone and do whatever the fuck just like whoo okay would i ever trade having having you and having a support system have no it wouldn't but i think there's a jealousy factor that most people are not in a relationship like we are even within the lifestyle so i think there's a jealousy factor there that plays into it i think there is there is a uh an unhappiness with the rules that that couples have for themselves i i honestly believe that a lot of times some of the animosity towards singles some of the drive to fuck singles and the animosity towards singles comes down to the fact of, you know what? When a couple goes, we only play together as a couple. I don't believe that necessarily they're both on the same page with that. I think they both have agreed to that. I didn't say agree, yeah. They both agreed to it, but it doesn't mean they fucking like it. I mean, you know what I mean? It's hard to tell. I think there's differences. But some of them need that for their trust factor, though. Well, they do, and that's part of their communication is why you have those rules accordingly. I'm not, we learned the hard way early on when a single female tried to weasel in and fuck shit up in our, in our marriage.
Speaker2:
Okay. And it sucks because it does happen. Just like 90% of them are great people. There's some out there that aren't to a large degree. The one thing though, that it,
Speaker1:
that I took away from one of the many things I took away from that was that it's our responsibility as a couple to our relationship. I'll see you next time. the many things i took away from that was that it's our responsibility as a couple to our relationship is our responsibility and if if someone fucks that up that's on us that that's that's on us not being not being diligent about our own relationship to keep them out and i think it's easy to say and i'm not saying that single all singles are innocent don't get it wrong but i think it's easy to say that singles will their home they'll break up marriages no no they won't no one can break up your marriage but you that's a choice uh no one can no one can make you mad but you no one can cause you to you know that's the reality of it is is you have a choice and so if you if you play with singles you need to do the due the due diligence of making sure of where your relationship's at i think if you're i truly believe if you're more confident and stronger and you are doing the due diligence in your relationship, playing with a single is not a big deal. Now, we're not talking Polly here. That's a totally different beast, whatever. But just playing with a single is not that hard at that point in time if you take ownership of your stuff incorrectly. I don't know if the show helped it
Speaker2:
or not.
Speaker1:
Do you even like the show?
Speaker2:
The show? Yeah.
Speaker1:
Well, no, you can be honest. It's our friends.
Speaker3:
No, you can be honest.
Speaker4:
No, I mean,
Speaker1:
do you think it was helpful?
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Do you think it was right? We're going to get out there
Speaker2:
and you're like,
Speaker1:
what the fuck were you talking about?
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker3:
I only listened to half of what you say.
Speaker1:
See, we do the due diligence to make sure our relationship is strong and solid. No, seriously. I mean, no, I want to know, do you think the point got across? Yes, the point got across. Well, but was it the right point? Isn't that always the case? Was it just the tip? Good God. It's like trying to have a girl secured. It's like asking if I came. No, it's like trying to get a girl have her secured dick and like, you're going to put it in, but you're like slapping her in the cheeks and actually keep missing her. You know, it's like, well, yeah, you got there, but kind of, but it was like, I'm going to stumble this way in. What kind of a fucking analogy is that? That just came to my mind. She's going to lead it in anyway. I would hope so. Just grab it and chew it in. Ew, chew. I don't think so. Oh, Lord. All right. Well, hey, remember, first and foremost, go to www.crazywondernights.com. Sign up today. Once you buy your tickets, we'll give you the link to get in the hotel room. So sign up today. It's going to be a lot of fun. January 15, 2022. We've got all kinds of stuff coming out this week. Because casbah um casbah cadets i'm announcing casbah cadets this week who all became the casbah cadets i'll be announcing the uh people can still enter if they want to they can yes you can still enter you can still give me yourself for cas to be a casbah cadet uh you at the end of tonight because it's sunday for us in the recording world at the end of tonight by midnight you have to have all the nominations for casbah lifestyler of the year award so those will be coming out next week to start voting so there you go those awards that award's given out at uh crazy winter nights well i'll be damned who'd have thunk it imagine that award just got ordered today just saying all right so let's give another shout again to our paid sponsors again promescent. out today. Seriously, I use, I've got to tell you again, the Vitaflux, great product. I've been using it. Check them out for all of your sex and health needs. 60 day money back trial. You can also, so 60 days money back, no questions asked. Use KK15 and get a 15% discount. Be crazy, Casbah, 15. Check them out. P-R-O-M-E-S-C-E-N-T.com. Also, don't forget to get your meat rubbed. SmokingmeatsBBQTreats.com. That would be SmokingmeatsBBQTreats.com. Check them out today. Get one of them. Try them now. So when the new rub comes out, you're ready for it. We can't wait. We've been told we're going to have one on the show. And also, continue to read. You you want to hear about all the latest greatest movers and shakers in the lifestyle of course you do uh so read asnlifestylemagazine.com today check them out and uh a lot of some of you think three million swingers can't be wrong but if they can who wants to be right with that being said don't forget you can follow us at truth crazy on. You can visit our website at CrazyKazba.com. You can listen to us on Full Swap Radio on every Monday at 5 and again at 11 p.m. Central Standard Time. And you can also, don't forget to get all your cool swag. Christmas is coming up. Christmas is right around the corner. I can hear them jingle bells. So get off all your flip off gear at flipoffgear.com or all your cool show gear at fullswapshop.com today. With that being said, doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, the only way I ever motherfucking will. Casbah style out.
