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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. We're in Season 8, Episode 327, I'm pretty sure. We're going to go with that one or another. Sounds good. Don't care. Just saying. Anyways, we're here to tan late, titillate, and otherwise educate. Try not to hate. We have all kinds of cool stuff to talk about tonight. Neat stuff. So we'll be excited. We'll dig in all that. But before we go down that merry happy path. I didn't do anything. What up? Before we go down that path, let's give a quick shout out to our sponsors. Sleep right. Fuck you guys. Just once. Anyways, asnlifestylemagazine.com. If you want to know all that's going on in the adult world, as well as the lifestyle world, check us out. And you will see, we got all kinds of ads running in there. We've got the Crazy Truth ad. We've got a Full Swap Radio ad. We've got I don't know if I pulled the Crazy Winter Nights one for right now. I think it's in there as well. We've got your ranch ad running. We've got all kinds of shit. Everywhere in that motherfucker. Speaker2: Bitches. Speaker1: But check it out. And don't forget to vote for us every day until July 13th. You can go and vote and we are up for a couple of categories. We really need your vote. It's ASN Lifestyle Magazine or ASNLifestyleAwards.com Check us out. Speaker3: Anything that says Casbah, vote for us or Miss. Amanda. Ms. Amanda is up for Best Porn Star. Crazy Winter Nights is up for two different awards. Crazy Truth or Crazy CASBA, excuse me, is up also for Best Group. I can tell you, we are actually we are the seven-time winner 18-time finalists for ASN Awards. We have received, CASBA has more final appearances in the ASN Awards than any other organization in the country. And we actually have the second most trophies and have won the second most events. We only are two behind the one that just overtook us two years ago. Who was that? Dr. Stephanie. Speaker2: I wanted to kick her ass. Dr. Stephanie has eight, and we have, well, we have, she's one more, because we have six awards plus the humanitarian award. So we can smoke their ass. We're five awards or something. Check them out. ASN Lifestyle Magazine will be in Vegas this weekend. Speaker1: We'll talk about that in just a second. Speaker2: Motorbunny.com. Again, you want a quality name in Lifestyle looking on it god damn it motorbunny.com it's something to shove in your cooter to keep your ass awake you know the rest of the show is gonna be as we try to shake her cooter awakened uh with it anyways i'm just giving her shit anyways motorbunny.com check Check them out. And finally, here's the deal. Don't forget testing. It's my responsibility. It's your responsibility. It is the number one safety responsibility we all have. Basis DX. It's quick. It's reliable. It's affordable. It's convenient to come right to your home. No more excuses. Get tested. Check the show notes for all the Basis DX testing information. so there you go uh so a couple cool things one obviously behind us if you can't for those who are watching on our facebook page you can see our brand new sign that actually changes color i love this sign they were vendors i have it on just plain white it's sexy squirrel what they is the name of the company they were uh vendors at kw last year they're going to be vendors again this year. This is actually in my massive cleaning project, which we'll talk about. The goal is to get this on my desk in my office. So pretty cool little thing. I love this thing. So check that out. Yeah, all kinds of cool shit. We're going to cruise through really quick because people get tired of of hearing about our little adventure we're going to cruise through some of that part of it really quick and uh then we'll get on another swinger type stuff okay and just a scotch but we didn't talk about exotica right so we were we were at exotica we just got done with exotica not last week the week before last i think correct uh would you the girls, you and Savory Sunflower and Honey Bee did the train ride to Chicago. We did. So something new, which was something fun and obviously different, right? I mean, it was hit and miss on their ups and downs to it, right? There's ups and downs.
Speaker1:
Don't be on a time frame because it's going to run late.
Speaker2:
Wish I wouldn't have done that ahead of time.
Speaker4:
Eric, don't encourage her. Let's see.
Speaker2:
When you're going in the middle of the night,
Speaker1:
be prepared to kick somebody's ass for talking too loud.
Speaker4:
Amanda and Maya lost her cool on that one. Just a little bit. But I don't think I was the only one. But then once we found the observation car, we hung out in there and watched the scenery. I want to take it west. Because west would be pretty good through the mountains and stuff. And I want to put a note in here. You said that i would love it i would sleep like a baby on it it's it's quiet you don't know it's taking off you don't even know what's going until you get up and walk you get up and walk you can't hardly walk a straight line okay it does rock a little bit but you really don't notice it that much mainly when you're past another train which made one savory sunflower um nauseous to watch the I don't notice it that much mainly when you're past another train which made one savory sunflower um nauseous to watch the other train i can see that i can see that so that that's the thing we're gonna try that so it was fun it was a fun way to kick off the three of you guys hang out this way yes it took a couple more hours and it would be to drive but you could get up whenever you wanted to you could stretch your legs whenever you wanted to you could go get a snack whenever you wanted to you could go to the bathroom whenever you want to and it didn't stop now you have to pee outside between cars moving along anyway so but but so it was fun and you can take luggage and you don't have to worry about it. It was a good way. It was a fun way to start off Exotica.
Speaker1:
Where you'd been to Exotica, Honey Bee had been to a couple of Exoticas. Like two.
Speaker2:
Two? Two.
Speaker1:
Two other Exoticas. Savory Sunflower was her first one. Kind of a good way to keep everybody's nerves. A fun way to start off. Because you guys, when you got there, you had pretty much, because it was a little bit delayed in chicago was cross traffic and whatever the bottom line is you guys had shoots starting it was supposed to be a couple hours after you got there at 600 actually we're moving the first shoot back an hour because we got in late and then hit rush hour and it's chicago so uh the thing is so right off the bat it was shooting and so and that really that kind of that's a great way to describe how exotica was for us exotica was because i was already there i'd already i already had the booth and set up um exotica is fun exotic exotica is exhausting Exotica is a lot of work Exotica is a lot of You are either way up or you're Crashing There's not a lot of middle ground And so you guys were right off the bat First night, boom You had two shoots The first night in our room the bat. So here's how exhausting it is. Cole started off for the first time he's ever done this. I was doing behind-the-scenes shoots because you were going first. Behind-the-scenes shoots. And I thought I hit the video off. And then it was time to start to record the actual scene. I hit it, thinking I was turning it on, and I shut it off. And we were seven minutes in to the video when i went oh fuck i'm sorry we had to start all over and it wasn't gonzo porn meaning there was actually like a little bit of a plot we're not gonna go through the whole plot thing because obviously we want you guys to check it out when it's coming out because we're coming out here soon but there was actually a plot you guys had to redo it and it was really it had been really good it was really good, but right off the bat, it totally fucked me a little bit. It'll lose some time in it. It was, yeah. It happens. But in the grand scheme, it's chaotic. It's going. We met a shit ton of people at Exotica. Again, it's really cool because now there's a shit ton of people that remember us. Remember us either for, because I was, of course, there was Santa. So I think Friday. We had people stop by that wanted to meet us because they love our podcast yep with people that are part of the cast our cassidy group there are people that are uh love our podcast wanted to meet us or wanted to see us again because they'd been there before people that remembered the the booth with the big flip-off finger they wanted to come check out or santa i think we probably had it. Friday night, I probably had close to 100 people on my lap. But you didn't do Santa last Chicago. I had the retractable, but I did not dress as Santa. I didn't dress until Miami, and Santa was a big hit again this year. As always. They all get excited, so Santa's legs are like a motherfucker. One guy actually said, no, Santa, you you sit on my lap and then he proceeded to pick you up well the guy was sitting by my retractable i said no you're gonna get a picture of santa get a picture of the real santa and the dude was just ripped tatted up and just ripped he was with all group people like six he said, you said, okay, he sits down in my chair. And as I'm coming over to get him up, he literally grabs me, like fireman scoops me up. And I'm like, oh, don't drop Santa. And he's laughing hysterically, and his friends are laughing. And he sits there and bounces me. And I'm like, and then he stops, smiles, and takes a couple of pictures holding me like it's nothing folks let me help you out with something i'm damn near 300 pounds and he picked me up like i was a little kid yeah he did it was fucking impressive you look like a little kid but i gotta tell you that the cool thing about exotica and the whole thing was it is a ton of fun and it's so cool when when people come up and they recognize you and they recognize the booth and they recognize there's something to see us. People that were excited. We've already got some vendors that were there that are now going to vend at KWN because they'd heard about us. Friday was packed. Friday in Chicago is like 10,000 people come through, 10 or 15,000 people. Oh, I's more than that. It's packed. And it is an experience. And then on top of it, you guys were shooting all weekend. So I think all you guys ended up with like, I think you all had at least six or seven shoots by the time it was done. Five to six shoots by the time it was done, which was great experience for Honey Bee and Sunflower. Obviously, you had had some of those experiences before. There were some of them that one girl was just being a bitch. So that one didn't work out, and that's fine. Look, here's the thing about the adult world. There's drama in it, just like in the last show. Sure, there is. And honestly, the drama, I never thought that i would appreciate the drama that we've went through through the years creating chasma but it really has helped prepare us for this cole only lost his temper only lost my temper once which is pretty good for as sleep deprived as an insider as an insider as I get. The fucking kind who wouldn't accept your type of results.
Speaker4:
She'd never heard of basses. So I said, okay, you know what? When you go to the convention, stop by their booth and talk to them.
Speaker1:
Look, it's like anything. The thing is, there's communication. But I don't care.
Speaker4:
They're not very bright.
Speaker1:
The thing is, the footage that we got, the videos that are going to be coming out are super hot. They are I don't know. they're they're not very bright the thing is the the footage that we got the videos that are going to be coming out are super hot uh they're they are i can honestly say every one of these my goal is to get better as a videographer or as a cinematographer right on the camera and i can honestly say i think i did that i learned some more stuff and we got some really badass videos and and there's gonna be some cool stuff coming out plus again we met some people some of the people that you guys shot with are are you know some you guys got we were able to get you guys with some newer male talent but we're also with you guys with some uh male talent that currently and actively shoots with braziers and actually shoots with bang brothers and and what that does is why it's important is you know it gets in the midwest hey there's great talent out here so there's gonna be some really cool things with that and it's just fun and and then we get to hang out with quote-unquote family and we always have a good time with that you guys will get to meet meet someone at Crazy Warner Nights, Casey Carter and Lorenzo and stuff. So it was a good time. So we had fun. I told Mickey Lynn to come out. She's really thinking about coming out. Yeah, Mickey Lynn's going to come, Joe. So it was a good time. So we had fun at Exotica. There were some shoots towards the end that were like, you know, I'm kind of glad we didn't have that happen because we were tired. We were feeling it. Everybody was worn out. It's pretty exciting. All the girls went home with sore pussies. Good job, girls. So, you know, my dick was fine. Anyways, so then we've come home from that. We just drove home. Sunflower flew home Sunday and we drove home. Honey B.S. drove home on Monday.
Speaker2:
So,
Speaker1:
then the newest project I'm going to explain why in a second. I tackled my office. And what you have to understand with that is, is that my office has had four months leading up to crazy winterights, then quick turnaround to a vacation, and then negotiations for Crazy Winter Nights 2026 and 2027, and then Exotica. So basically... Plus, it's also been storage of some of the things that you brought back from your mom's house, so that adds to the clutter. Right. So kind of like in that room of the house, it's like hoarders. I didn't show Sunflower your office. No, and that's good. She didn't even see the studio. If you're a cat, you can find the path to. So whatever. So I have tackled it. Now, what's really funny is somehow or another working all day on Sunday. I've been working pretty consistently. A couple times, it's like, oh, my God, I keep making it worse. I don't even know how I do that. But the cool thing in finding it is I found calendars. I found some of our Kazma Cadet calendars. We had two of those left. So those ones, we have the whole thing that we keep for, like, posterity and shit. So a couple of those one there. I found some of our old merch. So a whole bunch of our old do-rags. Crazy ladies, crazy cats. It was probably still in the drawers that it was in. Yeah, and we have a bunch of things that we haven't printed. No, they were somewhere in the lockers. Some t-shirts, some of the old, the original logo t-shirts that we'd done. Some of the original logo Crazy One of Nights t-shirts. Okay. So it's all kinds of cool stuff. The red one? Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep, found a couple of those. So it's really kind of cool, all the things like that. But we had to make room because we had new merchandise come in. Your new merchandise come in, and we've got more stuff coming or whatever. So that's been like this huge project. So not a lot of swinger fun, but it's still important since we do because on top of it obviously we're working through other swinger shit is we're finishing we've got Crazy Vegas coming up we have our trip going to Vegas next week yeah we're going to next week the 1st of May through the 5th of May where you're going, where you're going. I think I've got you four shoots lined up right now down there. And Santa has a shoot.
Speaker4:
Yeah, he does.
Speaker1:
Santa has a shoot.
Speaker4:
Someone just reached out to him and said, hey, can I shoot a Santa?
Speaker1:
I don't know how to put her name up there because I'm a super nice gal. So she, and then we also have a couple meetings. I have a couple meetings with stuff for Santa to do some commercial advertising and for some sponsorship for Crazy Winter Nights. So we're going to have a lot of fun, but we'll also have a lot of work in Vegas. We're going to hang out at Whispers for a bit, too. Yeah, we're going to be out. Most of the time we're going to hang out at Whispers. Victoria and Izzy, Peaks, will be there. Ramos from ASN will be there. Obviously, Tom and the crew from Whispers will be there. And Twisted Temptation Magazine that wants to talk to us about being on the cover is going to be there. And you're going to get to shoot with some Brits. So, that'll be... Bring in them UK boys. And UK girls. So, that'll be fun. So, we on. And then Santa. Make sure to take him some Skittles. And you'll also get a chance to sunbathe. Because the pool is now open at Whispers. So you'll get a chance to sunbathe. And we'll probably go get some Santa pictures where it's not so fucking hot.
Speaker2:
In the desert?
Speaker1:
In the desert, yeah. So hopefully you won't kill me. So we got that going on. So that's pretty fucking cool. But then, so the other exciting thing is, I mentioned in that whole thing of that we're locked down for Crazy Winter Nights well we have everything locked down for Crazy Winter Nights 2026 obviously the one coming up we know that everyone knows the dates right January 30th through February 1st we have went ahead and we have contractually locked down Crazy Winter Nights 2027 for the same hotel. We have the dates for 2027. It's completely locked down. And why it's so important is we will negotiate and lock it down so that we do not have to raise prices on the hotel. It will be the same prices for three years in a row. And we are super excited about that because it's a nice hotel and we want to help people's budgets. So, that's pretty cool. And so then on top of it, we have to get ready for our own crazy Vegas nights over your birthday. Which I think West Coast Philly Dungeon is going to come out. West Philly Dungeon. One of your favorite porn shoots is coming out just to party with you. As good as you two fuck when it's a shoot, I want to see you. I you when it's on a plane oh the plane's leaving there he comes he's pretty excited to come out for your birthday he's all of 35 so well that'll be cool so we're doing that for your birthday so it's a work fun trip so there's still time to go to Vegas and then so we've got that going on between those two two times, I'm gone for two weeks. Yeah, between those times from the 13th to the 28th, you're back out at the ranch, which is exciting. Then you'll be back out there in September. And then we also have to get ready for crazy summer nights in August. And then we have the award show that we're going to as well.
Speaker4:
So we're actually like have off from the end of, middle of June.
Speaker1:
We have a huge grad sale.
Speaker4:
Okay, family stuff doesn't count.
Speaker2:
Four days.
Speaker1:
Well, it's kind of made. I don't know if it's family or it's almost a business, but yes. Yeah, we actually have.
Speaker4:
So any of y'all out close to the Waterloo, Cedar Falls area?
Speaker1:
We got a huge grad sale.
Speaker4:
And come see us at the end of June.
Speaker1:
Yeah. So, but don't be surprised, kids, if you don't see us out that much, because we're kind of excited to have nothing going on. So I've started a new challenge for myself. And I think it's funny. You kind of glared at me the other day. I didn't glare. Yes, you did. For what? On Sunday when our middle child brought over, I think it was homemade booze.
Speaker4:
No, it wasn't. It was store-bought blackberry liqueur that was fucking sweet and awesome.
Speaker1:
But it's been, I'm now close to, I don't have to look here, but like 45 days, I think. It's been about 45 days since I've had anything to drink.
Speaker4:
I'll see you next time. close to an angelic syrup but like 45 days i think it's been about 45 days since i've had anything to drink since i've had any alcohol did you have a problem uh yes i do have a problem because when i well sort of no no i don't have a problem you don't have it i don't i know what what how much is i like to have fun uh but uh the challenge is is that I am 52 years old and kind of poorly, i.e. fat. And it's like, okay, so, you know, I don't know. You know, I used to love Captain Morgans. That was my drink of choice. And I can't handle Captain Morgans anymore, so I switched to Bacardi. And I would drink Bacardi like it was water. No big deal. And so the challenge is now is that Bacardi has started to – the hangovers are bad. You know, the side effects are bad afterwards. And so I started to switch to – I'm literally like tequila. And it kind of dawned on me I'm like well hey maybe maybe instead of just switching poisons maybe I should maybe try to stop so it's a challenge I'm kind of like I'm nervous about going out places not for other people not because I can't have a drink it's it's not like if I drink I'm just gonna go nuts right i'm you know but i'm kind of nervous when i can i've never needed boost to be in the lifestyle or anything else we do but it's just part of the persona it's part of whatever you know and and it's fun and i'm really concerned how much that's not picking up uh that kind of stuff so i'm nervous about that i'm i'm like this is going to be a challenge you are talking quieter all this and this is going to be a challenge but i look at things like you know when i'm having fun i'm in i'm in a mode and it's like so this will be i don't know i don't know there's part of me at peak because i don't want to have it's it's have, you know, there's a fear of the perception of, oh, well, oh, my God, you had a problem. No. It's just more like a choice type thing. I like to have one every now and then. I mean, I don't know. Did it catch you off guard because it's exotic and not with family? You and Honey Bee each had one at family dinner. And usually I don't have anything to drink during dinner and i i but it was the end of the day it was the end of the conference and i just wanted to drink did it surprise you that i didn't have one
Speaker1:
not really do you think i'm actually gonna be able to do it i'm nervous about vegas
Speaker4:
why because i know me the thing is is that either you want to or you don't want to if you don't want to drink you're not going to drink but if you want to drink there's nothing to stop you from
Speaker1:
I'm just going to drink. But if you want to drink, there's nothing to stop you from drinking. You don't have a problem. Obviously, you can't keep things in your mouth. That was because the whole face thing. When I had the Bell Palsy thing and half my face went wonky, that was like, well, don't drink. It's not still there?
Speaker2:
Oh, no, you got it back. Yeah, so it's like, I don't know.
Speaker1:
So it'll be interesting.
Speaker2:
But it ties into, obviously, the other part. And I thought of it a lot about the swinging lifestyle. It's because we talk about booze and whatever and, you know, how it does or doesn't affect.
Speaker1:
And let's face it, when Cole's having fun, everybody around Cole's having fun. But there's nothing wrong with drinking. Right. And pretty much if you were going to have a hard time not to have a drink, it was, like, encouraging. But we also know that Cole's inhibitions definitely get lifted a lot when he's been drinking. Asked 17 or 18 girls at Crazy Winter Nights on Friday night. Right. So there's a part of me that goes, well, you know, it's like, you know, I don't know that that's necessarily the best leading by example-ish. I'm awfully fucking friendly.
Speaker2:
Just saying. So we'll see. Who knows?
Speaker1:
By the end, next week I'll be sitting with a bottle of Jack Daniels in here just fucking slowing it down. Who knows? Just saying.
Speaker2:
And
Speaker1:
weird things have happened. Jump in. Say anything you want.
Speaker4:
Say anything you want? I don't mind going out for a drink or two.
Speaker1:
Not about bougie, jackass.
Speaker4:
Jesus. Okay, perfect. Never mind. All right. What? Is there anything else you want to cover that we haven't hit so far? I'm trying to go through the highlights. People are going to be like, when I get into the questions and stuff. At least let them see down your fucking throat if you're going to do it. Jesus Christ. That's rude. Anyways. Let's try to block it. Why? Why don't you go to see if they can deep down the microphone? Because Honey Bee was in the car, and you had gone to, like, get gas or something. And she turns to me and she goes, So what was your favorite part about exotica and i said are we talking just the whole weekend or are we talking what actually happened at exotica dick lots and lots of dick no i got a kiss oh that's right yep she says what was your favorite
Speaker1:
part and i'm like yeah if you can all see right now uh glow worm over here uh it's gonna you know All right.
Speaker4:
All right.
Speaker1:
All right.
Speaker4:
All right. All right.
Speaker1:
All right.
Speaker4:
All right.
Speaker1:
All right.
Speaker4:
All right.
Speaker2:
All right. She says, what was your favorite part? And I'm like... If you can all see right now, Glow Worm over here, it's going to, you know, yeah.
Speaker1:
Apparently, Connecticut is the most expensive place on fucking earth to fly.
Speaker4:
$350, round trip.
Speaker1:
Oh, whoa. Hot damn. At least we're not checking already. Oh, my Lord. I checked already. So, we're going to work on how we can do these remotely. So I don't, you know. I didn't say I was going to be gone for a long time. Not if her dog doesn't like her. She's not going to be gone long at all. I'll tell you that right now. She has a German Shepherd. I hope he likes me. He's bigger than she is. Just saying. No, actually, yeah. So, yeah, there was that. I forgot about that. I didn't. Well, obviously. You had just a plethora of experiences at KWN Exotica. That's what you do. I did. And I made you work the show a lot. And I actually did. You did. You're getting way, way better at it. Wait till I make you dress up as Santa Claus in New Jersey. Anywho, I have a plan. Let's just say I have a plan. I don't have white hair or a white mustache. Just let me and my team, we got it figured out. We got it figured out.
Speaker4:
You and your team.
Speaker1:
Yes, we have.
Speaker4:
Which means Lorento.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
And he and I have it figured out. You're going to be like a Superwoman.
Speaker4:
Superwoman.
Speaker1:
You're going to be like a Marvel comic version of Santa. So then it comes in on my lap or your lap because they're supposed to be more worried about getting pictures of you than me.
Speaker2:
Just saying.
Speaker1:
Anyways. So. comes in on my lap or your lap because they're supposed to be more worried about good pictures with you than me just saying anyways so just all right so uh thought i'd hit on since we're almost summertime right okay wanted to talk a little bit about uh you're gonna be a part of that team don't worry jessica just saying i got all kinds of plans for you uh so a good swinger
Speaker2:
Thank you. you're going to be a part of that team don't worry Jessica just saying I got all kinds of plans for you
Speaker1:
so a good swinger thing I was like well what you know because obviously we have all this other shit but we're getting headed into summer and so swinger activities summer activities outside activities is a totally different ball game than hotel takeovers and inside stuff Thank you. Summer activities, outside activities, swinger outside activities is a totally different ball game than hotel takeovers and inside stuff. Okay. Well, would you agree with that or not? You just did just. Yes, I agree. Okay. You're like, you're like, you're looking for like a teleprompter. What did they say again? so the thing is what i want to to touch on is the do's and don'ts of summertime activities with swinging. Okay. Not do's and don'ts so much, but the beware or the important things. Like, what are things that you need to make sure that should become, now that it's getting warmer. Like, it was 80 degrees one day already this last week. No, no week no no i went outside okay what are some of the must packs in your summer swinger bag well for you what are things that you think of that you i you know what you absolutely want to make sure you have is this for indoor outdoor outdoor like could be a combination? Could be a combination. Some indoor, outdoor. You're going to have more things that are going to involve pools and shit like that. Don't burn your private parts.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker4:
So there's sunscreen, baby wipes.
Speaker2:
Bugs spray.
Speaker4:
Bugs spray. It tastes wonderful.
Speaker1:
But, okay, baby wipes is a big part of it. Because, okay, here's the thing. Not only is there the whole sweaty junk thing that can happen, but literally, bug spray. Bug spray, it's designed to kill things. It tastes... It's not going to kill you as a person. No, but it can kill a mood. True. It can kill a mood because nothing says, let's keep going like a big slather and a fucking off. So a little, a remembered, the freshen up kit. Because, and here's the other thing with that. We have people that we know that are absolutely allergic to anything. Pineapple or not pineapple, coconut. wrong fruit. So... Wrong fruit. Wrong fruit. So you want to make sure, as part of your standard pack, is to kind of clean yourself up. Maybe you won't be able to get right to a shower. You know, like if it's a hotel takeover, obviously you can go shower up or we go go take a shower together whatever you might not have that so you want to have some other things just to like you know kind of kind of help clean up plus remember if you have been drinking and you're sweating granted you could usually give up a lick my arm and get drunk off the rum yeah rolling through me But that's beside the point. But just saying, so you want to make sure you do that. The other thing is, the other biggest summer thing that I think of is seriously water.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker1:
Oh, my God. Tell me, for some reason, swingers are notorious for forgetting about water. Because you're caught up in the moment. You're having fun. And day drinking all day will kick your ass for an entire weekend. We always see this. You usually see this at crazy summer nights a lot of times. Like, if everybody hits it really hard Friday night, Saturday night is like, oh, look, it's 9 o'clock. It's fucking toast. The campground is silent. Right? Because, seriously seriously we forget about that hydration and uh here's the thing with that let's just throw it out there uh mixed drinks is not hydration you you know you you need some fucking water it will make you sick as shit and we're hot i'll let it go oh mints. That's going to, if I ever remember, to actually get some and pack it. That's going to be my go-to for everything. Mint? That's going to be your thing in the adult world, too, is mint. Adult and everything else. Here, have a mint. Before we even talk, have a mint. If you've been drinking all day, the reality of it is to get some pretty fucking re-morning breath after a full day of drinking is pretty fucking easy it's like i you know we get you you we get caught up in the outside and we forget all this shit right and it's like oh hey you know little little things remember jumping in the lake and then jumping in the sack okay i'm gonna throw up all over you i okay, I'm going to throw up all over you. I'm just going to tell you that right now. I'm just going to tell you that right now. Well, but I'm just saying, whatever, whatever, to do that. But the other big thing is, water and sunblock. Oh, for the love of God, sunblock. Because I'm telling you, when you let, you burn and you tan fucking super quick. Most people, remember how often certain parts of your body see the sun. Keep that in mind. If by the time it starts to turn red, you're fucked. You burn. And you will not get laid nothing is less hot than fucking having your dick or your pussy sunburned and try to have sex that slapping is not gonna be good I guess to get my pussy burnt I'd have to, have my ass up in the air or something or lay. Spread eagle. That part still doesn't say something. I've seen you do it. Oh, you haven't. Sure, I have. Oh, you haven't. Yeah, I have. Might have been in my dreams, but I saw it. The thing is, is I can see you doing it. I can see it. Look, if you're out in the sun playing games, right, just having fun, on the pool, whatever, it'd be easy to, like, get fucking the old tater tots burnt just like that and not even be ready for it. Seriously, it would not take that much. Just saying. Or, okay, how about for girls that don't lay out topless get your nipples burned fuck get the top of your feet burned i've done that well good job you're just tougher than no it hurt but well not everybody can but never mind this show's over i don't even know why I have you on here anymore. Do you have anything? Seriously. Wow. I got nothing now. You just took him. I had this great mojo going. It's like, whatever. Other than Miss Amanda, anything else that you'd recommend? No, what do you recommend for campgrounds? This is a big thing we want to show people, new people especially. They're going to someone's clothing optional or a little more like that, and they're looking for, like me, you're going to see me in jeans and cowboy boots and a T-shirt. We know that. But for people that they want to. It's not what your calendar says. Yeah, I know. Cream corner and a cowboy hat. but we always get this question. What do you recommend? What are some things you recommend for guys or gals that want to, they're not comfortable just going fucking completely naked, but they kind of want to have the feel to go close to? Okay. What do you recommend? What do you recommend for things like that? Well, either a bathing suit, and that's hard to imagine, right? But if people want to do something a little more, the joy of a swinger event. Okay, something like that. Because this gives people, they're not going to wear just, you're not going to wear just your sarong at the hotel pool where there's kids. But it gives you the feeling you're going to be a little more, you're naked, but you're covered up. Right, right. Well, I don't always, you know, I don't. I'm one of those that always likes my bottom covered. So, you know, I'll go topless and wear a sarong around my waist. Right. Jessica makes a good point. Don't forget to still bring some clothes to put on. Because even like a KSN, it can't get cold. It can't get cold. Any place can get cold in the evenings. You forget about that. And it's okay. And it's acceptable for guys to wear, what do you call it again? A sarong. A sarong also. You sure can. Tie it around your waist. When a guy thinks you're tying things around your waist, we think of it, if they're old guys like me, they think of it in the 80s when they tie a shirt around your waist. No, just think of the flippin' Hawaiians. That's what they wear. Do you know I'm 52 years old? And I've only met, like, two Hawaiians in my life? Have you seen movies? Have you seen the little dancers that they're dancing around? Okay, we're not going to compare me to one of those. You mean one of the fucking ripped dudes, golden brown fucking wolf? Nobody knows what the fuck they have. They also have abs. I've heard her called abs the tonga the tonga guys the samoans i don't know they all wear them oh i you know i don't i don't i would look similar that's it you have to understand it's just as hard ladies understand It's just started for a guy to wear similar to that. You have to understand, it's just as hard, ladies understand, it's just as hard for a guy to wear something like that. I think there are sometimes more challenges. Guys, it seems like, total assumption, it seems like guys are 100% being completely naked or they're not. And it's a real it's a challenge because you're trying to it's really funny because the more naked other guys are around like for me that's more of a stressor. You can't
Speaker4:
roll your eyes. I didn't roll my eyes. All I did was turn my head. I did not roll my eyes.
Speaker1:
I watched your eyebrows. They can still flare. They can still flare. A little bit you did.
Speaker4:
No, I didn't. You can go back and watch it.
Speaker2:
I'm watching it.
Speaker4:
I did not roll my eyes. I didn't roll my eyes.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Oh, nonsense.
Speaker2:
Really?
Speaker1:
Stop it. No, it's true. It's absolutely intimidating for a guy. When you're a big pasty guy like me it's awesome that's my lightsaber legs running through the night really what's that that was a look down and i roll and be rolling it up i did and i rolled it down oh jesus fuck you, you're helping me a great deal. Go ahead. What else tips would you give? Eat. There's some people that don't eat. At all? Ever? They forget to. I'm not one of them, but I don't forget to eat. that is that is a huge one that people forget that the heat will kick your ass even if you like work all day in or whatever it's a different type of a thought process than just most people are not out at all the day to get accustomed to it anyways of just out there just baking all fucking day long yes if you don't eat it will you take the booze out of it it can make you sick we don't stay hydrated it can make you sick you get massively sunburned it can make you sick the thing is is that summertime swinger activities are a ton of fun because they're so different or can be i mean they're like in Oklahoma, there's's a huge like four-day pool party and there's big you know splash milk has big pool parties all over the place and campouts and stuff like that it's so awesome but nothing can ruin nothing can ruin a summertime event quite like getting overheated or sick on day one yeah i mean that that will like just kind of dampens the whole weekend yeah and the thing is is if damage is for you damage for your spouse the the whole nine yards so it's like there's simple steps to make sure that you you know kind of follow uh like with the clothes you know jessica said make sure bring clothes like for ksn because it gets cold know the rules of the event that's a big one so like at ksn or anytime you go to natural puns their rule is if you're going when you're in for meals that you have clothes on you're covered so know know what the rules are so that you are prepared right so that you don So that you don't want to be the one that like all of a sudden you're going up for dinner and you walk in and everybody else is dressed and you're not or whatever. So, you know, that's really a huge part of it, especially, you know, if it's your first time at an event, check on the rules. If you understand the rules, it'll help make you feel more comfortable. If you know, hey, yeah, we've got everything and you can kind of watch and see and bring a couple. If it's your first time to an event, bring a couple of different things so that you, if what you had planned to wear, you feel like is either overdressed or underdressed or doesn't fit in or whatever, that have a couple of options i mean i'm not saying bring 17 suitcases but we kind of learned this no but if you bring a sarong you can make it as a dress you can wrap it however or you can be next to nothing when you wear one it all just depends on how you tie it so you're kind of covered on dress it up a little bit but not dress it up a little bit but feeling like you need to be a little bit more than just casual some people you know some places bathing suit and a cover-up some places you know sweat pants yeah well i mean the thing is it's just you have to make sure that you're comfortable and that you can be comfortable for the night activities again the more you know we kind of learned it with the exoticas you know having more stuff than you might need is okay so if you feel like hey i kind of want to go change so i feel a little more comfortable so i fit in more or whatever that's absolutely the right the right thing to do that it's all about comfort i mean that's such an important part of everything is being comfortable in the environment so you don't you don't so you don't feel like you're you're sticking out like a sore thumb so to speak you know really and and that will go a long way to help how you interact with people you know the more comfortable you are the more after you are to talk to people or be be friendly whatever the the other big thing is summertime activities really have a way to have a more um i think in my opinion a more natural flow to meet people and and what I mean by that. So, you know, let's face it. When you are at a hotel takeover, if you go back to your room, you shut the door, you can sleep and not talk to anybody. You can go to the bathroom. You can pretty basically block yourself completely off from anybody else, you know. Whereas at an outdoor event, there's people sitting out by their camps, you know, the casual conversations, pools, places like that. There's a lot of just natural places to just kind of meet people. So you want to – you really want to maximize that. Again, remembering just because you're nice to somebody doesn't mean you have to fuck them right but it gives you it gives you a lot of cool things to to chat with I mean you see someone with a cool camper and they got something unique hanging up or something like that there's just a lot of there's a lot of things out there to break the ice right and and to talk to people so that's really cool god you gotta read stuff i have to read yeah i can't let's see when doing outdoor activity must be hydrated not including booze proper calorie intake appropriate clothing options headwear if not search hiking, camping activities, to-do lists, or information guides. Do not risk it. The heat and sun can cause some significant effects on your body. Take care of yourself. And I know that for a fact because when we're on vacation, the first day, within 20 minutes, 30 minutes, maybe. Was that the next day? That was the first day we went to the beach. First day we went to the beach. Mm-hmm. Someone got heat stroke. Mm-hmm. Heat exhaustion. Because I've had heat stroke in the past. I had heat stroke when I was a kid. Once you get it once, it's easier to get. And all of a sudden, it was just like. And I was shorts thank you very much and sandals no shoes actually i had like swimming butt socks on whatever they are and short sleeve shirt t-shirt and i got fucking hot we were sitting in the sun sitting in the sun sitting on the beach got in the water even a little bit got in the water and And the were sitting in the sun. Sitting in the sun, sitting on the beach. Got in the water even a little bit. Yep, got in the water. And then I stood up and I was like, oh, and I was sick. Well, I was about time to call it good anyway. And I'm like, okay, well, we're only going to be out here for like an hour. And you didn't know how we were going to make it. I was making it back up the fucking hell. I'm like, we are going to make it up this hill one way or the other. Slow moving. And the thing is, it just, we brought water down with us, so I had a drink. I mean, it just snuck up on you. And so there was no booze involved. And so, you know, that's one of those things, just like keep that in mind. Another thing I'll say out there, guys, because I learned this the hard way. I know there's a couple guys watching out that do these. If you're not used to going, if you're not used to like wearing a kilt, shit gets chafed. And the thing is you need to prepare accordingly for it. Again, and when we talk about, by the way, like the wet wipes and stuff, that's not just females need to bring. You know, as a guy, like, you know, if you have a spouse, you want to keep that together. But if you're a single guy, bring some, you know, thinking, keep this in mind. Would you want to put your dick in your mouth? Touch it and go, huh? And then plan accordingly. Well, I'm just saying, you know.
Speaker2:
So, but I i mean that's well the thing is is everybody i don't actually believe anybody means to be gross like that at an event i think it just everybody's caught up in the. And it's like, it's okay to take a minute and just freshen up before everything starts.
Speaker1:
Totally okay to do that. And, you know, I think, again, what a horrible way to ruin a great event by not, and then having, you know, issues or whatever with that is a huge deal. The other big thing with summertime activities, and, okay, I'm going to put this out there because I think this is a part of summertime. You know, everybody has certain activities that they're into more, they do more, right? So there are certain people that they are totally summertime people. They have boats, they have kayaks, they have camp, fish, hunt, whatever the case may be. And so my thing is this. Have good, not just swinger etiquette, just coolness factor, right? So what I mean by that is, look, if you're at an event or there's a swinger event that's a campground and some people brought boats or stuff like that, right? You know, if somebody's being cool and taking people out on boats and, you know, and they're partying on the boats or whatever, flipping some money for gas, you know what I mean? Like, because that shit's expensive. If somebody, you know, hey, they've got a cooler and they've got oh yeah help yourself whatever like if you go to the store because like a lot of people at ksn will go to the store or whatever and come back from town you know be cool and like bring some back if you're if you know if you're drinking somebody's all their water you're doing that kind of stuff like be cool with that there's there's a a coolness factor there like in a hotel takeover it's like well hey it's my turn to buy a round it's pretty easy right but i think a lot of times it's easy to forget that hey look that boat to fill up a boat that's's a lot of money. You know, to pull a boat, there's a lot of money. And people aren't required to share. Right. Right? So, you know, be cool with that kind of stuff. If you use somebody else's, you know, flotation devices, rafts, whatever the case may be, be cool with it. Right. You know, because we you hear about it. I mean, we have the advantage or disadvantage of hearing about lots of stuff from all over the place. But hearing about people you know, that use somebody all their sunblock or use you know, there's just a coolness factor and I think it's easy to forget about that in the summertime activities. And'm telling you that can go a long ways into you know making a difference yeah and I think one of the things too with that is it's like campers folks when you do camp outs some people have tents some people have tents with electric and whatever. Some people have badass campers. Whatever. And some people just break it. If someone's going to let you use their camper for stuff, like, you know, I don't know, because they got the AC going or showers or whatever, just be cool. Just don't be a dick. Really, the lifestyle is all about that. But, again, in a hotel room, it's easy. We'll go back to your own room type scenario. But in a camp situation, it can be easy to forget about that. And you don't want to be that person. You know, you just really don't. So, you know, make sure you you kind of are are paying attention a little bit so the other thing i think the other biggest thing is that you know we always talk about every event we all should be looking out for each other right i mean that's just kind of just how it should be in life but whatever we all should be looking out for each other a little bit you know and if you're at a hotel takeover you see somebody you see a guy or gal and they're just I'm going to show other a little bit, you know, and if you're at a hotel takeover and you see somebody, you see a guy go out and they're just fucking train wrecked and you can see they're just fucking, I mean, like it's bad, you know, usually you go tell somebody or you go make sure they're okay, whatever. Well, remember the outside thing, just like it's not always necessarily booze or drug inducedinduced that could be causing the problem if you see somebody that looks out of sorts looks confused looks stumbling you know whatever the case may be check on them because literally it takes two seconds to make sure somebody's okay or to help them get back to where they're supposed to be. Because if you are having something like heat stroke or some shit like that. Someone could be having a dip in their blood sugar. We saw that at Exotica. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we did. We saw that. Somebody had a dip in their blood sugar. I just happened to randomly put a piece of candy in my pocket.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
I mean, there's so many things in it. It's like it doesn't take just to check. Again, just because you're nice to somebody doesn't mean you have to fuck them or they have to fuck you or anything else. It's just like if we just watch out for each other a little bit. And remember, it's really easy, especially the first time anybody goes to a new event they've never been to before. It's really easy for people to hit the booze a little bit harder or hit, you know, whatever a little bit harder out of nerves. Check on people a little bit. What's Larry saying uh condoms in case there's an opportunity lube because of lube because pools and hot tubs affect certain parts that's actually a really great one that's really really great is is and to be observant when people need it okay so i'm going to put the other one out here, the other disclaimer. It's very common in the lifestyle for people to share, right? And so, and, you know, people share, there are people who share Viagra. They'll share other things to help with issues. I guess to a degree, I would caution on that. Because here's the thing. If you don't know, okay, so Viagra, for example, for me, causes, I get every single side effect that it says with Viagra. Sweating, nausea, vomiting, being stuffed up. I get every single side effect, right? And there's a lot of things now with the shot and a lot of different things out there. And we've been at events where somebody took it upon themselves to take two or three Viagra versus just one. See you next time. and a lot of different things out there. And we've been at events where somebody took it upon themselves to take two or three Viagra versus just one. There's a lot of stuff. And so although people mean well, if you are someone that you have trouble with things, and it happens, a lot of people do, you need to bring your own supplies for that. And I'm telling you, we've heard the horror stories of what happens, like on the shot, if you get too much or if it is done wrong. Or if you just have a reaction to it. Or if you have a reaction to it. Folks, there are consequences if you're the one that gave that to somebody and here's the thing we i have high blood pressure i'm on blood pressure meds not that big a deal you don't know what meds other people are on so when you although the intent and it is wonderful people mean well you know you really got to think about that plus I'll see you do it. Just a word of the wise. You know, it's one thing, absolutely, share conferences, absolutely, share lube, absolutely. Not the same kind. Not the same kind. I wouldn't pass it around. That's just me. But, you know, really think about that before you do that, because here's the question I would have. We know people in the swinger community, ethical non-monogamy world, as well in the adult world, that have fucked up their penises for life by having too much on the shot. Do you want to be responsible for that? And the answer probably is no. So definitely something, food for thought. Right. All right. So there's some tips for summer activities. We will try to do stuff a little more often. I don't know if we hit and miss on our show, but we'll get some more out there here and there. The other thing we're going to put out before we go, we are excited to announce that brand new, the website should be up tomorrow if it's not already up tonight. KazmaStudios.com. Kazma Studios, it's our brand new adult studio where we are actually. So the concept of what the studio is so that we're going to be focused on the things that we always have focused on. Ethics, excellence, and education. Again, we want to be there to obviously help find new talent as well as establish talent for the adult world, but also to provide realistic understanding to people about what shooting or going into the adult world is really about so that people can make the right decisions for them. But we're excited to bring that, and we're excited to help bridge that gap. It's a lot of bridge the two worlds together. There's a lot of more and more people have made the decision to go over. Plus, we're really focused on older and happy to work with older folks looking to make that change because in the adult world, it's very hard to get representation when you're past the age of 40. So that is CASM Studios. Sarah, obviously, we've already got some great members, great staff or artists, whatever, Miss Amanda, Honey Bee, Savory Sunflower, Mr. L. Meat, Santa, as well. I guess I'll finish with all of that. So put yourself in there. Yeah, and we've got some more that we're talking to. 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