Someone please help figure this out?

I opened a private gallery for you to show you the kinds of pictures you should have.

I call it the DEBauCH method and this acronym stands for:

DATE

EVENT

BEACH

CHICK

HIM

I know a lot of European clubs are 100% nude. But here in the US we typically wear nice outfits. So take a DATE picture to show people what you would look like if you met them for drinks.

I would also take a picture in your Karate Gi. People who are into Karate or MMA was. This will give you an instant connection with other people who do martial arts. This is also why we have pictures of us racing any other runners will see us and immediately connect with us.

I’ll keep the gallery open for a month-if you need more time let me know.

Thanks everyone .. I see that there is a big difference between where we come from and the states, it’s going to take both time and effort to learn the right way to make this happen.

Most comments in here tells a story or leaves an image of us that Is far from reality - we are not anything like that .. but I guess our words might seem that way the people in SLS.

Our profile in Denmark is very similar to this one and we have couples, women and guys reaching out every day (anything from 5-10 messages) and Denmark is like 6 mill people in total ;)

We’ll follow the hints and to-do’s and not-to-do’s and hopefully build a profile that tells another story.

Hi. I'm going to be really blunt. That's pretty much the style here. It's kindly meant though, so try to roll with it.

There are very few people who will fuck you just because you're gorgeous, kinky and whatever the third thing was. Most of us have to like our playmates and the totality of your profile paints a picture of very unlikable people.

I suspect some of it is a cultural divide and some is that English, however proficient you might be in it, is not your first language, but others who have commented have touched on a couple of other reasons for people to give you a hard pass.

Nobody is hot enough for all of that, plus you're trying to order up playmates as if you're shopping on Amazon. In addition, your first message is just an eyeroller of presumption.

Basically, you're positioning yourselves as entitled and unpleasant and that's just not going to work very well. So, there's your problem.

The solution will depend on how accurate your current self-portrait is.

Good luck.

I’m going to say some things that you aren’t going to like.

I’m not saying it to be rude or a bitch. I want you to be successful.

You have a HUGE red flag in your profile:

The male half is 37 but you don’t want anyone over 35.

Whenever I see something like that, I move on. Any man who insists that his partners must be younger than him is seriously delusional.

I’m 42 and I guarantee that I will fuck you better than any woman alive... but you’ll never get that with your profile the way it is.

Look, man. You can want what you want, but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s a little shady.

I’m also not a huge fan of “you must be this and this and this.” If I have to fill out an application to fuck you, I’ll probably just pass you by.

Finally, let’s talk about “fit.” My husband and I run marathons and triathlons. We are fit, but we don’t insist that our partners be marathon runners. You could be losing a lot of people who are in shape but just don’t want to deal with your shit.

So, in a nutshell, you have a delusional guy with a hot wife who demands that you must meet a specific set of exacting standards. Good luck with that.

By best advice is to take some pictures with your clothes on so we will know what you look like if you show up for a date and time down the douchy-ness in your profile so you sound more like an accessible human being rather than a narcissist.

Blowingup- It's 100% not your pics! Those are impressive! The text in your profile came off a little intense/rigid so it's somewhat intimidating and restrictive to us, but everyone is different so there are certainly those it could call to that would connect with it. I agree that opening up the initial text with a direct sexual advance probably is not the best approach. As others have mentioned, a compliment about pics and profile text will go farther. Then once that connection is established, there's more opportunity to discuss what you want to do to/with each other. Good luck!

I agree with RonKat. If you sent us a letter saying what will happen sexually when we meet, then no, we would never meet. Your sample letter, as well as you whole profile comes across as presumptuous.

I’ll leave the deeper dive to other fora-istas, but I’d like to say something about your pictures. When I see a profile that has many more pictures of the man than of the woman, it gets my spidey senses tingling; something ain’t right. I know that may be a hypocritical view, but that’s how I see it.

New.. really you wonder.. married man playing alone.. chest shot, you show no class on a swing site.. what so ever and you wonder.. nothing to wonder about.. Don't need to drop you a line about why.. work on the reason, whatever the reason.. and overcome them.. its your marriage or get out of the marriage !

Check out Ashley Madison..

I also am at a quandary as to why people do not reply. A thanks not interested is fine. I know couples and single ladies probably have tons to reply to but in your case that seems to be a flawed assumption. I have seen that a lot of profiles have regional nuances. Aggressive in one area may be the norm in another. The only thing worse is ghosting. If you changed your mind or I'm dragging my feet let me know.

Welcome.. we will let others comment on your profile.. however with that said if you send us an opening line IM or email with what you want to do during sex.. etc without seeing if we have any chemistry first.. its a turn off for us .. how about just meeting someone and taking it from there.. we play many times on a first meet and if one is too aggressive and pushy.. well usually its not what we want.

We are more into meet, flirt, couple drinks and then all head home and have some fun sex. We find that is the norm for many on SLS vs coming on direct.

Hi, so we've had a profile on SLS for some time - Some times we spend a lot of time in here and sometimes we don't ... Reason why is related to what feedback we have on here. We're from Europe and we might be doing this wrong, that why we need your help!

We have a profile, lots of photos (Including face photos) and we often give access to our private gallery to couples and women who we write to - We have text to, explaining who we are and what we want.

But even though we send a message to like 20 couples we almost never get any feedback.

We would write something like:

"Heey yor tow. I would love to give Q her first QQ experience. I'm bi and have been with women both alone and as a part of a 3some. It would be so kinky and hot to play infront of our men... How about meeting up for drings at a bar this weekend, and see where it takes us ;) Love Lars & Anette"

To a couple indicating they would love to try girl on girl - And who match on numbers and wants. Then after a couple of hours or days they see our profile and avoid to respond .. And we would usually follow up with "Thanks for visiting, not interested?"

We usually take time reading other peoples profile to make sure we write people who have the same kinks.

Also we think, please correct us if we're wrong, that we are gorgeous sexy and kinky people - Fit, clean, sexy and both of us has something to bring to the table - Nothing is undersized here :)

So, why does no one respond to messages, why does people stop by our profil and avoid writing us?

Is it looks, body's, the fact that we're not from around, does it seem like we're fake, shitty text, shitty photos???

Someone please give us useful feedback on this and out profile.

Thanks in advance.