[quote=calcanfun2][quote=Over7Under8]Chickpeas are Garbonzo Beans? WTF! Bean or Pea? Beware one may be priced lower.[/quote]They call them "Garbs" in these farming parts. And they're almonds on the tree and amonds once you shake the "L" out of 'em. Yuck yuck.[/quote]How do you make Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
[quote=Over7Under8]Chickpeas are Garbonzo Beans? WTF! Bean or Pea? Beware one may be priced lower.[/quote]They call them "Garbs" in these farming parts. And they're almonds on the tree and amonds once you shake the "L" out of 'em. Yuck yuck.
Chickpeas are Garbonzo Beans? WTF! Bean or Pea? Beware one may be priced lower.
"Congrats Wyoming. You bought a reserve of gold slightly smaller than a volleyball and dedicated a huge vault to hold it for... reasons."
LOL! Reminds me of that Michael Scott scene in The Office when he invited everyone over to his house to show off his brand new 12" wall mounted Plasma TV.
Wayne says "size doesn't matter..."
Yay! There's hope for guys that are average size in the pants, below average size in the pants or have a micro-penis afterall!
Lol!
<p>"<span style="color:rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:open sans,sans-serif; font-size:14px">Congrats Wyoming. You bought a reserve of gold slightly smaller than a volleyball and dedicated a huge vault to hold it for... reasons."</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:open sans,sans-serif; font-size:14px">Size doesn't matter. :)</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:open sans,sans-serif; font-size:14px">If Wyoming had a reserve of neutron star material that same size, you wouldn't be here WTFing about it. :)</span></p>
Wyoming has created its own gold reserve.
"I can't put a timeline on it, but there's gonna be a sovereign debt crisis" said Wyoming senator Bob Ide, who sponsored the bill which led to the creation.
The headlines sound impressive: 2,312 ounces of gold. It is housed in a large, impressive looking vault.
Then you do the math.
Let's see... 2,312 Troy ounces = 71.91 kg of gold.
Gold weighs 19.32 g/cc, so it has a volume of 3,722 cc. This is almost exactly one gallon.
If it were a sphere it would have a diameter of 19.2 cm, or just under 7.5 freedom units. It would fit in my desk drawer.
Congrats Wyoming. You bought a reserve of gold slightly smaller than a volleyball and dedicated a huge vault to hold it for... reasons.
I'm always down for a beaver hunt.
Hmmm... time to wander back over to the Song to Suit Your Current Mood....
[quote=Goodenuff]"I've heard summers in Minnesota are awesome. Last year I believe it was on a Wednesday."
Yeah, that kinda sucked for most people. This year it's on a Saturday.
I hope it doesn't rain.[/quote]You should invite Va to go snowshoeing. Maybe take him on a beaver hunt.
[quote=Goodenuff]"I've heard summers in Minnesota are awesome. Last year I believe it was on a Wednesday."
Yeah, that kinda sucked for most people. This year it's on a Saturday.
I hope it doesn't rain.[/quote]Lol!
"I've heard summers in Minnesota are awesome. Last year I believe it was on a Wednesday."
Yeah, that kinda sucked for most people. This year it's on a Saturday.
I hope it doesn't rain.
[quote=Goodenuff][quote=PhoebertAndWife]Yeah - not venturing into Politics - no sense of humor over there!
It was 75F here yesterday and glorious all afternoon and then thunderstorms and tornado watch/warning overnight.
Guess we're trying for all the seasons within 24 hours![/quote]"Guess we're trying for all the seasons within 24 hours!"
We usually have 4 seasons here: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Road Construction. Sometimes we have all 4 within 24 hours too.
:-)[/quote]I've heard summers in Minnesota are awesome. Last year I believe it was on a Wednesday.
March... The time of year where you can get sunburn and frostbite in the same week.
Here in PA, there are two types of seasons, Winter and road construction. The state flower is the orange road construction barrel.
"What the hell happened to global warming?"
It's now referred to as climate change, because people kept expecting their own weather to warm up. ;)
But, in answer to your question, global warming is in Arizona. It's on its way to 97 degrees today, with 100+ temps arriving momentarily and sticking around. It's usually in the high 70s to low 80s in March and April and unheated pools aren't warm enough to swim in until sometime in May. Ours, which isn't particularly small, is already at 74 degrees, cool but not terrible.
We have four seasons here, too.
Pre Summer, Summer, Post Summer, Midwestern Summer.
[quote=PhoebertAndWife]Yeah - not venturing into Politics - no sense of humor over there!
It was 75F here yesterday and glorious all afternoon and then thunderstorms and tornado watch/warning overnight.
Guess we're trying for all the seasons within 24 hours![/quote]"Guess we're trying for all the seasons within 24 hours!"
We usually have 4 seasons here: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Road Construction. Sometimes we have all 4 within 24 hours too.
:-)
Yeah - not venturing into Politics - no sense of humor over there!
It was 75F here yesterday and glorious all afternoon and then thunderstorms and tornado watch/warning overnight.
Guess we're trying for all the seasons within 24 hours!
[quote=PhoebertAndWife]It's snowing today - WTF???
Light snow is normal here in January or even maybe early Feb. What the hell happened to global warming?[/quote]If you venture over into Politics and ask, you'll get an answer...
...and start an avalanche.
Mid-60s, rainy and a tornado watch for my area.
Talk about a tail of polar opposites!
It's snowing today - WTF???
Light snow is normal here in January or even maybe early Feb. What the hell happened to global warming?
[quote=windowShopping7][quote=Goodenuff]Rule 34? I believe that Internet Rule 36 says "There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw."
Grandma didn't know about the Internet rules when she knitted an enhanced camel toe for her granny panties. Grampa died of a stroke when Granny used too many fingers of Turkish Delight.[/quote]Where did Granny put those fingers?[/quote]I don't wanna know. I'm still trying to get over the mental image of granny-camel toe enhancement.
Speaking of fucked up shit, Batman's a freak.
Do a yootoob search for Badman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex. Use the Dropout channel version.
[quote=Goodenuff]Rule 34? I believe that Internet Rule 36 says "There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw."
Grandma didn't know about the Internet rules when she knitted an enhanced camel toe for her granny panties. Grampa died of a stroke when Granny used too many fingers of Turkish Delight.[/quote]Where did Granny put those fingers?
Yes, there is a such thing as faux camel toes for the exact purpose to look sexier. I could care less about such a falsehood in spandex.
Rule 34, Rule 35... I don't know if either one of them would cover the fucked up shit that is in the 'two girls and a cup' video. Disclaimer: You are on your own if you look that video up and I accept no blame if you do look it up out of your own curiosity.
Rule 34? I believe that Internet Rule 36 says "There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw."
Grandma didn't know about the Internet rules when she knitted an enhanced camel toe for her granny panties. Grampa died of a stroke when Granny used too many fingers of Turkish Delight.
