WTF

“ Ehhh, maybe they thought it was a dog toy?”

Perhaps but the toy is half the size of the dog.

Ehhh, maybe they thought it was a dog toy?

Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay!

BT

When you live alone, an economy size bottle of Astroglide on the kitchen doesn’t seem like a big deal.
I don’t even register certain “items” that may not be in a discrete location.

So while i was having some work done here, suddenly everything seemed so glaringly inappropriate to be where it was.

The black rubber p massager plugged into the kitchen USB port was the most noticeable. White counter. Black toy. sigh…

@8 what was your occupational training in that you mentioned recently? Wasn’t it…tech oriented? Lol

I remember vividly being told to keep the windows up on the bus.

Learned that back in the mid '70s.... Before the internet and technology dumbed the world down.

"A Game of Thrones editor was killed by a lion during a safari trip in a horrific attack after the animal leaped through an open vehicle window.

Katherine Chappell, 29, was traveling through a safari park close to Johannesburg in South Africa when her dream vacation became a tragedy. She rolled down a window to photograph a lion resting on the ground.

Without warning, it rose up on its back legs, sprang forward and attacked her through the window. Eyewitness Ben Govender told the New York Post: "We saw the [guide] diving into the passenger seat and punching at the lioness. It comes after tragedy as a zookeeper was ripped apart by a lion for 15 minutes as staff reveal why no-one helped."

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Doing it for the 'Gram?

Imagine the last pics or videos on that camera?

Live-stream your own last seconds?

Richard Pryor did say don't go fucking around in those bushes.

They’re so good at it,they can do it during a paid work hiatus.

Well, they’re probably the only ones who can fuck all of the people all of the time.

BT

Idk, that’s a bit mild. Politicians want to fuck everyone and even the people who haven’t arrived in the world yet.

"I decided to approve a few profiles and pics. nothing officially wrong with the 3 single guys profiles, but it's just a matter of time before they are in here complaining..."

I know, right?

I can usually spot the "fake" profiles but just as often I'd like to be able to offer a suggestion to the new profile owner to go immediately to the Forum to ask for assistance with the profile AND learn that not everyone in the LS wants fuck all of the people all of the time.

I think they have people in the LS confused with politicians.

Understand that my comment was referring to the new today and new this week listings. Vast majority with no
Pic and no paid status. My feeling is that they will be overall more disappointed if they remain in that status.

<p>"<span style="color:rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:tahoma,verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size:14px">Most if not all are free"</span><br />
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<p><span style="color:rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:tahoma,verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size:14px">All of them should be free. They are not allowed to pay until their profile is approved.</span></p>

We approve profiles as well. Was wondering what some are expecting to happen here. Most if not all are free, just Gumby post, but most list in profile want to meet others. Better to find the needle in the haystack with the tools your bringing. But we wish everyone luck they will need it.

I must be bored today because I decided to approve a few profiles and pics. nothing officially wrong with the 3 single guys profiles, but it's just a matter of time before they are in here complaining that they can't get anyone to answer them back. No clue of what the LS is about...

“ I can imagine somebody pulling weeds or even picking their pineapples (yeah, I said that) while nude, but using a chain saw definitely sounds like a "Florida man" thing.”

The mystery of the missing pineapples is an unsolved cold case.

Every neighborhood from sea to shining sea has nutters. Many are just behind closed doors.

"This seems like it should have been Florida, given the time of year, but..."

I had to look that one up. The first complaint to the county authorities came in on July 15, 2025. The Criminal Complaint states that on on Sept. 24, 2025 another (3rd?) child witnessed the guy nude; this time the witness was on a school bus. That 3rd one must have finally elicited action.

I can imagine somebody pulling weeds or even picking their pineapples (yeah, I said that) while nude, but using a chain saw definitely sounds like a "Florida man" thing.

The first time anyone sees someone nude, it should never be someone with a chainsaw.

Speaking of chainsaws, i have a friend who became an EMT. She lives in Virginia. She told me about a call they were dispatched to.

The person tried to commit suicide using a chain saw.

This seems like it should have been Florida, given the time of year, but...

Throwing caution and his clothes to the wind, a 66-year-old Minnesota man was spotted outside his home “chain sawing while ‘butt-ass naked,’” according to police who say the suspect has frequently been spotted in the altogether by neighbors.

Paul Severson was charged Tuesday with disorderly conduct in connection with alleged nude displays outside his residence in the city of Lake Crystal.

After interviewing multiple witnesses, a sheriff’s deputy observed a nude Severson “appear from beside a shed.” The cop advised Severson that he “could not be naked outside with children around and people driving by.”

Neighbors reported that Severson did “yardwork while nude,” with one eyewitness saying the suspect “was chain sawing while ‘butt-ass naked.’”

Severson was named in a November 4 misdemeanor complaint two weeks after a witness told police that one of their children saw him “naked for the first time as the child rode the bus to school that morning.”

Play Misty for her or she’ll burn your house down…

BT

…Always check for ice picks under the bed…

"Bring ya ass"

she sure brought it

Apparently side chicks don't take kindly to being ignored. Ignore them and you'll get burned.

Cheating guys best be taking notes on that.

Bring ya ass

@Va where do you find these things? Why would anyone wear just a t-shirt?

“ I won’t be IGNORED Dan!”

Warning: not Florida

As a side note, I've never responded to a text that simply said "hello" with "bring ya ass". Maybe I should.

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A New Jersey woman has pleaded guilty to the 4 AM torching of a man’s home after he fell asleep inside and stood her up on a booty call, records show.

In a court hearing Friday, Taija Russell, 35, copped to aggravated arson, a second degree felony. In a plea deal, prosecutors have agreed to recommend an eight-year prison term, of which Russell will be statutorily required to serve 85 percent (or more than six-and-a-half years).

Russell was indicted on five other charges, including attempted murder and aggravated assault. As part of the deal, prosecutors will move to dismiss those counts when she is sentenced on January 9.

As detailed in court records, Russell had traveled to the Woodbury home of victim Curtis Stokes, who told cops he “invited defendant to his residence to have sexual intercourse.” Stokes added that Russell was a “side chick” with whom he had been having sex.

The pair’s predawn communication had consisted of Russell texting Stokes “hello,” to which he romantically responded, “Bring ya ass.”

But by the time Russell arrived, Stokes had fallen asleep and did not respond to her at the door. Incensed, Russell sent a text complaining that, “You wasted my money to come out here.” Receiving no reply, Russell then texted a series of threats: “U smoked,” “I see you wanna die,” and “I swear to god I hope you die."

Russell then went to a Conoco gas station and purchased lighter fluid, matches, and a cigarette lighter. She returned to Stokes’s home and set a fire outside the rear apartment’s sole entrance/exit.

Stokes told police he awoke to the smell of smoke and was unable to leave via the door “as the fire was too intense.” Stokes, who suffered first and second degree burns, “forcefully removed an entire window frame” to escape. Wearing only a t-shirt and “covered head to toe in soot and ash,” he ran to the nearby police headquarters to report the blaze. He was later treated at a local hospital for burns and smoke inhalation.

Todays couple award for the single male half " hey i will be in acworth weds and thurs are u guys around im 26 and 8" hard would love to have some fun w yall!!

You just cant make this up.. poorly written profile, not one photo and this is his opening line today!

They wonder why they FAIL!