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I went searching for the follow-up. I can't fucking believe it.

Hamilton, Ont. — A former exotic dancer and her ex-boyfriend who were mauled by a Bengal tiger nearly nine years ago have been awarded more than $2.5-million from African Lion Safari.
Madam Justice Jean MacFarland yesterday rejected claims that David Balac, 31, and Jennifer-Anne Cowles, 28, ignored posted signs at the game park warning visitors not to feed the animals and to keep their car windows rolled up.

Judge MacFarland found the Rockton, Ont., park strictly liable and awarded Mr. Balac $1.7-million and Ms. Cowles $813,000.

I swear I actually used to work with this guy in this article. He actually looked a lot like Val Kilmer. I had no idea he was an accordion player (nor would I have wanted to know). I remember thinking he was pretty dumb when I knew him. My opinion hasn't changed after reading this story.

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Oh, girl! That is too funny! "Heeeeere, Kitty, Kitty,Kitty....." lol

in a purely digestive sense of the word. lol

Yes, and he'd now be one with the tiger.

I think the WTF moment is why they didn't just leave him in the cage with them, then we wouldn't have had the expense of his medical bills, trial expense, nor his prison bills either....

Which part of that is the WTF moment? That he jumped into a tiger den or that they are actually trying to prosecute him for trespassing?

Isn't being mauled by a tiger punishment enough?

WTF and we let these people procreate.
They have rights, or do you want to propose a ban on that too?

That's ok. It makes the quiet moments that much more enjoyable.

Swat him with a fly swatter, BT. Ill hold him down for you.

It's always nice to go up high and look over your countryside.
In a city, you can sometimes get to the top of a tall building; but it's rare that you'll find open air and solitude.
John Muir and Aldo Leopold wrote of their inspirations in the high country.
I don't see how one wouldn't be inspired, or want to keep going back.

No. I didn't begin to call NOLA home until 2003.

In '75, I was in 5th grade.

You've spent a lot of time living at altitude too, I'll bet.

Why yes, thanks for asking.
Were you there? Sorry if I've forgotten.

3/4 of his posts are indicative of brain damage, BT.

I would have thought that the legal docs the donor signed with the couple, especially the financial responsibility disclaimer, would have insulated him from this.

Outdoor, did you drop acid when you were here for Mardi Gras in '75?

Did the donor put it into a basting syringe, or did he plug the hole in the dyke?

Would that not be the case for any sperm donor, even if the couple were heterosexual? Lots of couples use sperm donors when the male is sterile. The court cannot possibly make a distinction because the parents are both women. If the child had not been adopted by the non-bio mother, then she can likely walk away.

What strikes me as funny is the inability the courts have in forcing fathers to take care of children they fathered during a marriage or relationship, let alone going after a sperm donor.

I read the sperm donor had answered a CL ad and didn't know either of the women beforehand. That doesn't change anything legally but adds another level of "WTF" to me.

Google "Deadly Weapons". A 1974 flick starring Chesty Morgan.

My dad's best friend owned a drive-in theatre. Pops would take me with him when he'd go visit. While they drank J&B in the projection booth, little BT's mind was corrupted as he at popcorn, enjoyed his fountain drink, and stared wide-eyed at Chesty's 73" bust line on that mammoth screen.

Toss in Kentucky Fried Movie and The Groove Tube and there you have it. The birth of a pervert.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Ban large breasts!

123-pound Franziska Hansen, who boasts a 38 double-D bra size, is charged with 'attempted murder with a deadly weapon.'

Tim Schmidt, who weighs about 190 pounds, says he and his girlfriend were having sex when the 33-year-old woman allegedly tried to suffocate him to death using her breasts.

“I couldn't breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn't tear myself free and I thought I was going to die.” Tim Schmidt told a German court.

I heard that story a while ago VA. I cannot believe that it's not making huge headlines. This potentially have a huge impact on our system.

1. A man in Kansas donates sperm to a lesbian couple so they could have a baby. This was done privately, not through a doctor.

1. All 3 individuals signed an agreement that the donor was neither responsible for the child financially nor did he have any parental rights.

1. The lesbian couple broke up.

1. The child's mother went on welfare.

1. The state of Kansas is going after this guy for child support anyway.

1. The other half of the lesbian couple walks with no responsibility whatsoever.

?????

maybe it's my new computer instead? who knows. I've inverted letters and it automatically corrects them, so maybe it is just mine?

Here's my WTF moment from today:

I texted my friend, P, who is coming over this weekend w/ her hubby for some (hopefully) sex and fun. I made sure she wasn't my other friend, also P, who is VERY straight and not at all swing friendly. As I always am careful to make sure I get the right friend P.
So, to make sure my sexy friend P had her phone, and it wasn't it the hands of her kids, or someone looking over her shoulder, I first texted her:

Me: Howdy. Question: Making sure first it's just you on here. (note: like I said, I'm quite careful when texting about swinging)
P: It's just me.
Me: Is B bringing condoms?
MY SON WHO HAD BEEN TEXTING W/ME EARLIER: B? Who is B?

Yes, I did it. I hit send and it went to my son, who was also texting. AGH!

Text:
SON: B? Who is B?
ME: Oh good lord.
ME: hahahaha. That will be funny if sent to the right person.
Me: Sorry. It's a joke for my friend, P.
SON: Haha Oh. Here I was thinking about that guy (someone he mentioned in an earlier text) and that was funny. Lol.
ME: they're coming over on S to get away from their kids!! (not really true of course, but I surprised myself with how quickly I had to recover) And I said just keep it quiet and no messes. They're not really staying all night. And not doing that either but it was a running thing/joke.
SON: Haha that's funny.
ME: hahahaha

OMG. Whew.
Note: my son is grown and age 30 and is open minded and prob has this figured out but went along w/ me anyway. who knows. I was laughing over this all day. And of course had to call my friend P and tell her what I did.

Gina