SexusNTexas

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One more thing...I've popped in probably once a month since December, so I can imagine I'll do that again here and there (and maybe later today since I posted so much, I think it'd be rude to just post all that and then go). Thanks everyon…

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I'm a Swunger? Haha. As long as you're not talking about my breasts, I'll take that.

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thank you. He didn't get married to me until he was in his 40s, knew what he wanted in life, and met me. :) I had been married to an abuser for 20 years and got out of that. Knew what I never wanted again, and met him. The way we met was a…

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One more, since I'm hogging the thread now....I did try to post in the senior swingers, and make it a new topic, Is It Time for a Break? Thanks for indulging me here today.

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Okay, guess my longwinded self had to break it up into two posts. Sigh.

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(Part Two) Last year we lost 4 swing friends, who became close friends beyond swinging, because of misunderstandings that escalated. I said we'd never become involved in drama, yet there we were. It was heartbreaking and upsetting. We had…

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My husband has been "bored" with swinging for a couple years now (I didn't know this until a few months ago). He's been all over the world in his life, and pretty much done it all. He enjoyed it b/c I enjoyed it, and well, okay, he had fun…

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wtf? I've tried to post in a few various places and the site is messed up.

If You Could Only Have One

It's absolutely impossible for me to pick only one song. What kind of song, genre, artist, instrument, lyrics, rhythm, and so on. I just. can't. do. it. IYCOHO toy from your childhood:

A Song to Suit your current Mood

Hang On Sloopy, (for those of you who don't know, it's the state song of Ohio, and my kids and every band kid in the state had to play it relentlessly)

Simple Pleasures

Simple pleasures: filtered water coming out of our now-fixed fridge again. A gas fireplace that turns on with the flick of a switch, looks romantic, and we don't have to clean it. Watching Football with Mr.Sexus. Or him watching it with me…

whats for dessert

simple things for simple minds: I've been craving candy canes. Making Mr his favorite cake for his bday tomorrow: devil's food with maraschino cherries baked inside. Might make cupcakes instead of cake.

What's for lunch?

IDK yet, but a single male just emailed me a pic of his cock w a towel on it, with the email line: How about lunch? and his phone number. The only toweled dude I would say yes to would be Mr. Leeza. Yum. So, I just simply deleted the email…

Name game with a TWist

Tupac Shakir (I may have spelled the last name wrong above...) Scan, who is Ned Clampett? LOL

Vs

Frederick's, seems I find more I like there. Tomato soup VS Chicken noodle soup

So, whatcha drinking

I'm drinking water almost exclusively. I had a sip of Mr's Diet Pepsi today at lunch and it tasted like syrup to me. I may have half a can about once a week, and rarely even that. I need something besides water, but for now, I'm fine w/ it.

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Amaretto Italian vs French

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Abbott and Costello, classic Painted pumpkin or carved pumpkin?

Simple Pleasures

Sitting on my back patio swing, watching my dog standing perfectly still, staking out the squirrels.

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red FB vs SLS (which are you on the most?)

Simple Pleasures

While our trip this past weekend was wild and wicked and busy and noisy and crowed and silly and sexy and fun, some of the best, most memorable moments include the simple pleasure of sitting on a balcony, a bit away from the crowds, and li…

Simple Pleasures

I just love this type of news, fun for, and VA, and others who have fought cancer, or have loved ones who have. Celebrate your life. While most of us take precautions, I think anyone who has had that kind of news and then the fight that go…

Simple Pleasures

looking at pics of my sons when they were very young. Ah. I could just kiss those pics. (I didn't. I'm not that looney. But still)

A Song to Suit your current Mood

wow Leeza...I've forgotten that I liked to do that one at karaoke...adding it to my list. Now, to find a cool little karaoke bar again. A Song For You, Leon Russell

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Fall. My favorite season. And yes, I know we live in TX, but I grew up in and spent my first 40 years in Northern Ohio. Tank Top w a bra, or tank top without a bra?

DP yes or no?

DP? oral/vaginal only so far. I'd have to be extremely comfortable to do a DP vaginally and anally, and even then, the only anal would ever be from Mf. Sexus. Don't see that happening with me, but for him, he has been in that situation wit…

What's for Dinner

pork tenderloin, my favorite. Mr's famous german potato salad homemade applesauce (which I should get going on...)

Simple Pleasures

You wouldn't think that being sick with allergies all weekend would be a simple pleasure, but it was, in a way. Stayed in, napped, read, caught up on TV (Sed, we're Jeopardy nerds too. sigh) and cuddled with my amazing dog, who had a bad n…

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VA, why oh why oh why did I read your post about the dog???? A definite wtf.

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I just read the same article, VA. He isn't worth the 4 minutes of time it took to read about it and watch the video someone took. When will people stop glorifying blatant stupidity. Oh wait. I forgot for a second that I'm writing that ques…

Just Wondering

Just wondering why Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore are the only animals who have names rather than name-identities: Rabbit, Owl, Piglet, Kanga and Roo, and even Tigger is Tiger with an extra G.

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Author said, "The women will be participating in sex with the concept of their husbands" I know my hubby would love to be a hologram, or conceptual art work. If he isn't that already....cue Twilight Zone music.

Simple Pleasures

PG, what an amazing dress and you wear it well. Not having to be anywhere or do anything I don't want to today. Was going to write, but I'd rather read. So there it is.

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there's a country song by Brad Paisley about that....Riverbank. My younger son worked overnights in a gas station once, and he said it was amazing how many people were actually relying on the lottery to solve their money issues.

How's the Weather Out There

actually muggy here in Texas. Rained, so that means the dog and I will suffer mold allergies. Can't complain and won't. I love it here.

Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls

Got a one liner email from a new "free" couple. They were cute, so I wrote an encouraging one back and then said we'd be out of town this (last) weekend but we'd see after we got back. here is what they wrote while we were away: "definitel…

A Song to Suit your current Mood

She, "Walking in Memphis" is one of my favorite songs. We will be there end of August (Labor Day weekend). Today, though, it has to be "Portland Oregon," Loretta Lynn and Jack White, b/c it's in my head.

Fucking Friday

Am fucking being sort of lazy today, catching up on stuff I've been too busy to do this week. Then, fucking tonight, we are going to a Loretta Lynn concert, yes I said Loretta Lynn! She's fucking 82, gotta admire that. Tomorrow, a LONG pla…

Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls

This from a single guy a couple days ago: I'm a single guy...looking for friends and fun. I want sex that's why we're here for, in my case being single it's difficult and I anther stan. Like to party, I can play soft..... or only go out an…

Simple Pleasures

Group of ladies over Sunday afternoon and we sat around the table coloring in coloring books, talking about swinging, and being served some amazing pina coladas by Mr.Sexus. It was so RELAXING! It was a whole afternoon devoted to simple pl…

Simple Pleasures

Talking to and laughing with my sons on the phone. Better to see them in person, but this is still a simple joy. Reading a good book (which I think I already posted, but still stands)